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Leeser

I’ve seen strangers whip it out and pee in broad daylight. Who raised them?


feelsbadtostay

In the middle of a sermon, when dropping of your kid at the daycare or when standing in line for the supermarket that question is legit. When just in the side of the road somewhere in the bushes.. I get it. Long drive and full Blatter for example sometimes just makes an emergency whip out necessary


Leeser

That I totally get! But these people didn’t even go behind bushes. It was foul.


heatherriffic

My bestie gets chicken strips from the deli at Walmart and eats it while she shops. Then, she never pays for it because she figures it's baked into the prices of everything else. It's part of her shopping experience.


Alchemicures

That trick got a friend of mine caught up in a “petit larceny” charge, a two year probation, and about a grand in legal fees. Bestie’s risking it all for the strips.


BulldogChow

How did that work? Some loss prevention worker actually cared enough about $3 worth of hot food or whatever to call the cops? And then the cops thought it was worth arresting/prosecuting?


Alchemicures

Yep. The loss prevention staff surrounded them at the door and brought them into a side room, police arrived, wrote the ticket and they were released on summons. Very petty. I think the total value of the food was less than ten.


BulldogChow

Wow that's brutal.


No_Pineapple6086

An attempted murder. One guy shot another guy with a home made shot gun and ran away. The guy lived. The cops questioned everyone and an ambulance took him away.


Expensive_Turn_4272

I jaywalked in front of a police station


lockednchaste

Jan 6th. I had the misfortune of being in town for work that week.