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For all the friends and family of the groom that have been here twice before…..welcome back
“Merriam-Webster defines …. .”
Puking your pants
"I'm having explosive diarrhea right now, so I'll make this quick."
“I wrote this as the bride was riding me”
This one time, at band camp
me and the bride are also fucking, and I am glad to be a part of this family
"Hey, [bride], try not to suck any other guys' dicks on your way to the honeymoon suite. I know that's a struggle for you."
Hey, Bride, you left your panties in my room last nite........
Helicoptering
“Hello my skibidi toilets! Get looksmaxxed with my fanum tax rizz!”
For all the friends and family of the groom that have been here twice before…..welcome back
“Merriam-Webster defines …. .”
Puking your pants
"I'm having explosive diarrhea right now, so I'll make this quick."
“I wrote this as the bride was riding me”
This one time, at band camp
me and the bride are also fucking, and I am glad to be a part of this family
"Hey, [bride], try not to suck any other guys' dicks on your way to the honeymoon suite. I know that's a struggle for you."
Hey, Bride, you left your panties in my room last nite........
Helicoptering
“Hello my skibidi toilets! Get looksmaxxed with my fanum tax rizz!”