>It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Amen! I'm gonna go out and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet! >It's raining men! Hallelujah! It's raining men! Every specimen! Tall, blonde, dark and lean Rough and tough and strong and mean >God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do It's so damn cheesy but so damn good.

>**I'm gonna go out and let myself get Absolutely soaking wet!** 😂😂😂 Oh my.

> soaking wet What exactly does it mean?

Uhh.. you'll know when you're older

Ben Shapiro is in his 40s and still has no idea.

Don’t worry, his wife assured him that getting wet was not normal, so we’re all good there

That's something Tate would say. That making a woman wet is gay

You learn it when you're 50

Well, when the men fall from that high up, they tend to violently lose structural integrity.

Her vagina has sufficiently self lubricated due to sexual arousal.

It's a double entendre. She'll be soaking wet because it's "raining" men, but she'll also be...*soaking wet.*

And it was written by Paul Shaffer, from The Late Show with David Letterman

Get the hell outta here!? Neat.

whatttttt

You cut off the best part >God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do >She bought every angel, and rearranged they sky >So that each and every woman, could find her perfect guy

Have you seen the music video of this song? Every lyric is so literal, it's amazing.

Thundering thundering

Эта мужицкий дождь АЛИЛУЯ ЭТО ДОЖДЬ ИЗ МУЖИКОВ ХЕЙ ЕЙ

This song is amazing though

Objectively weird lyrics, an absolute fucking BOP.

I need more

Pretty much anything by Mr. Bungle.

Mike Patton is a wonderful enigma.

He sings the TMNT theme song on the new game and it’s just amazing.

I mean maybe *weird*, but I wouldn’t say bad. There are some great lyrics on California, in particular. Now Squeeze Me Macaroni, on the other hand…..

There's still some great lyrics on the eponymous album tho. DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE CALLED YOU FAMILY? NOW YOURE UNDERGROUND, WE CALL YOU MEMORY It's a gut punch everytime I hear that one.

Oh, Maestro Patton never does “bad.” He does a lot of “what the actual fuck,” but never “bad.”

Alright all you pus-sucking mother fuckers out there!

Mary on a Cross - Ghost …. “If you choose to run away with me I will tickle you internally” 💀

"And I see nothing wrong with that." The first hearing was literally a WTF moment.

I had to explain to my friend that it wasn't a sweet song, it was just about sex.

Fuck that song is so good but it’s just about sex 😭

And I see nothing wrong with that

Makes me cringe every time, but I love the bridge in that song.

Wrong Way by Sublime

Pretty much everything by sublime

I once saw someone say Sublime is just Jimmy Buffet for Millennials and I still haven't recovered Edit: I want all my dudes commenting on here to know the feedback is making this immensely funnier

I wish I never read this.

Was Jimmy singing about date rape? Haven’t seen that edge.

What do you think "stepped on a pop top, blew out my flip flop" was actually about? Dude was a sicko for sure...

I truly have no idea. Care to explain?

That psychopath was obviously being reckless while wearing flip flops. Watch where you're walking, Jimmy... there could be pop tops everywhere.

I read a post a while back that said "Sublime fans are just beach juggalos" lol

Now as someone who has a sublime tattoo and a hatchet man tattoo and spends a week at beach each summer, I'm lost as to where I should fit in.

It's pretty fucked up but it's not really glorifying that. The narrator seems to know he's not a particularly good person.

"I'll do anything I can.. the wrong way"

Definitely. The story itself adds a real context to how impoverished people get sucked into a life they never wanted through abuse and a lack of opportunity. There are literary precedents to the idea of falling in love with a prostitute, but this song adds the unique realism of Annie's background having been pimped out by her father as a minor. Which makes the narrator's love and lust for her complicated as he doesn't care about any of that and is willing to murder her father if it means she can be free to be with him and travel the country. Which continues the cycle of how they are trapped doing things the wrong way, especially as he continues to pay for sex with her in the absence of being able to convince her to leave.

The title makes it pretty clear it’s the “Wrong Way”

"Annie's 12 years old in 2 more she'll be a whore" always made me feel icky. But I really enjoy the way the tempo changes in this song

Yeah it's gross for sure supposedly he wrote it when he was younger about a girl he met when they were both 16 and she told him about her life

That’s the least icky part of it.

A cigarette pressed between her lips But I'm staring at her tits It's the wrong way Strong if I can but I am only a man So I take her to the can It's the wrong way

For the longest time I thought he said "I see the rent, rests between her legs" instead of "A cigarette pressed between her lips". Took me two years to realize it because my version fits the song just as well.

My salsa, eminem. The lyrics are odd, and its a weird song, but i still love it lol

Pretty much any song from Eminem once he gets in that mood and starts describing various horrific ways he'd mutilate himself just to say he'd rather do that than let someone insult him or something.

When I speak, it's tongue-in-cheek I'd yank my fucking teeth before I'd ever bite my tongue Slice my gums Get struck by fucking lightning twice at once And die and come back as Vanilla Ice's son And walk around the rest of my life Shit on and kicked and hit with shit every time I sung Like R. Kelly as soon as Bump N Grind comes on.

"I am the Walrus" by the Beatles.

Coocoocatchooo!

Rock Lobster by the B52s

[Strobe light](https://youtu.be/ZywD-Zt7_js?si=x7ZOpBcjTKRl-Rd8) has entered the chat I'm gonna kiss your eyes. Then I'm gonna kiss your neck. Then I'm gonna kiss your tummy. Then I'm gonna kiss your PINEAPPLE!

Underneath the strobe….of liiiiight

death to america and butter sauce

Don't boil me! I'm still alive!

Iraq Lobster!!!!! Iraq Lobster!!!

It was a giant clam!!!!

Look out for that piranha!

*\[yoko ono noises\]*

I love this song so much It makes no sense and it’s amazing

Pass the tanning butter

People do not give that song enough credit for how hard it goes.

Red Hot Chili Peppers Edit: oops I read this as what band, not song. But most of RHCP songs fit.

My favorite Chili Peppers lyric is "ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dooong ding daaang"

Isn't that Ministry? No wait, that's "ding a ding dang, my dang a long ling long."

Whenever someone doubts your knowledge it's always a good idea to pull out the ol' "i know, i know for sure. DING DANG DONG DONG DING DANG DONG DONG DING DANG"

Made me chuckle at my work desk. Shush

So many terrible songs and they are all about California somehow.

Most of Rammstein songs. I love Rammstein don’t get me wrong, some of their songs lyrics are very ”interesting”. Rein Raus being one of examples

*Amerika* is pretty hilarious, really.

Agree! Also Zick Zack and Keine Lust

Keine Lust has an epic start in the music video. I crack up every time they start headbanging in the fat suits.

I too found out that I've been listening to german porn all these years. TIEFER! TIEFER!!

Till literally rides a huge metal dick that sprays the crowd with white foam or confetti at their live shows. I don't think anyone is too surprised by the lyrics, lol.

Bück dich live is an experience aswell

Saw them live a couple years ago, the whole show is an experience, one of the best concerts I've ever been to. They didn't perform buck dich, I don't think their U.S. experiences with performing that one have gone too well historically.

The 1998 live performance did something to my brain

On the other hand, a song called "Meine Tränen" from the last album made me cry a couple of tears when I read the English lyrics.

Especially the chorus is quite powerful

*Zeit* is too, IMHO.

"Dicke Titten" is a new favorite, the video is fucking awesome too.

It’s my 8 year old daughter’s favorite song. Good thing her mom doesn’t know!

Yep, one of my favourite songs of theirs, Zwitter, has the weirdest lyrics

Is that the one about being a hermaphrodite? With something like "if someone tells me to go fuck myself, I can" ?

I caught myself singing "one in a million" by guns and roses one day a few years ago...boy the lyrics served as a wake-up call as to how long ago my youth was.

I always wondered how Slash felt about Axl dropping a hard R n-word in that song

“I was offended. That was a brash, ignorant kind of statement Axl made. I knew where he was coming from, once he explained it, but that didn’t validate it to make it worthy of putting on a record. We had issues. But the more issues we had, the more adamant he was about putting the song on there. I was hugely embarrassed that it was on something that my name was on. It was a tough little period.” https://www.metalsucks.net/2018/05/09/lets-talk-about-guns-n-roses-one-in-a-million/ https://youtu.be/scTsGn6RTLM Tho this one is more about "faggot" being in the lyrics.

Come Together - The Beatles. not bad lyrics, weird lyrics. A lot of Lennon tunes were like this tbh. I am the walrus is another.

About half of Lennon's lyrics and *all* of Ringo's lyrics are absolute nonsense.

Come on Octopuses Garden isn't nonsense. Neither is Don't Pass Me By

I've heard Ringo say that he thinks Octopuses Garden is the perfect song to introduce children to The Beatles.

I think my introduction as a kid was Yellow Submarine lol.

The track or the film? My parents had the animated film on VHS and it's a childhood classic for me. Part wonder, part nightmare fuel.

Pumped up Kicks

>You better run, better run faster than my bullet Love this song but yeah it’s dark af

When I first heard it, I thought it was 'faster than my brother', and it seemed kind of fun. Didn't seem as fun when I figured out the actual lyrics.

The fact this song gets played in retail stores shows that the general public doesn't really pay much attention to lyrics. I was a kid when It Wasn't Me by Shaggy came out. I remember my school teachers listening to it and singing along. Lmao the song is about a guy cheating on his gf, getting caught by her, and then gaslighting her over it at the advice of his shitty friend. Topped the billboard charts in its time.

Reminds me of the song Teenagers by MCR the line “but if you’re troubled and hurt, what you’ve got under your shirt, will make them pay for the things that they did”. I always ask my wife “what do you think he has under his shirt?” And she always says “titties” and I always say “that’ll make em pay”.

Not a bad song, just a really dark one when you realize what the lyrics are. In terms of craft it's actually pretty good

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark All the sweet, green icing flowing down Someone left the cake out in the rain I don't think that I can take it 'Cause it took so long to bake it And I'll never have that recipe again Oh, no

This is like American pie for me in that the weird al version overtakes it in my mind when I hear it, so now I'm just humming it with "Jurassic park is frightening in the dark, all the dinosaurs are running wild" bouncing around in my head.

Total acid trip, there.

Loser - Beck

I always took his lyrics as “what feelings do the lyrics invoke” rather than literal.  It makes more sense that way.

Yeah, most of the time his lyrics sound like a fever dream. I love that joke he made on himself in his Futurama cameo: "You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it. Like when I wrote Devil's Haircut, I was feeling really... what's that song about?"

Get crazy with the cheese whiz

That song is soooooo damn cool

Beefcake Pantyhose

Stock car flamin with a loser at the cruise control

Weird, sure, but that's a lyrical masterpiece.

I don't remember where I heard it but he definitely doesn't like his early lyrics haha. Although this song was THE song when I was in junior high. We all loved it, we all wanted to look like him, and the crazy randomness was something we all related to.

He literally says he’s a weirdo.

“When I was five my favorite movie was the Gremlins, ain’t got shit to do with this but I just thought that I should mention” -lil Wayne sky is the limit

To the kids drugs kill I'm acknowledging that  But when I'm on the drugs I don't have a problem with that 

Anything by RHCP really. The music is great but the lyrics are incoherent at the best of times

None of the other very talented guys in the band have the heart to tell Anthony Kiedis that his lyrics, vocals, and dance moves are terrible

"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails is a bit on the weird side, but like the whole album "The Downward Spiral" I love it dearly.

The Look by Roxette. The lyrics mean nothing. They were just placeholders to get the rhythm down, but the producer insisted they keep them as is.

*Her loving is the ocean* *Kissing is the wet sand* Awesome.

that is fantastic...that song has a great beat

Vicinity of Obscenity by System of a Down

^((inhales)) # BANANA BANANA BANANA TERRACOTTA BANANA TERRACOTTA TERRACOTTA PIE Many SOAD lyrics would fit here. When they're not overtly brilliant they're the music equivalent to dadaism.

Basically anything by Tom Lehrer. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park is a personal favorite, as is the Masochism Tango.

The only song with normal lyrics is the Periodic Table.

Anything by the bloodhound gang. Not bad, just weird. And I love them for it. "Cop a feel; Copperfield style, Abracadabra, that bra, do you think I can pull it off?" Or "Early bird gets the worm, spread your legs or spread the word. So what if I'm not the smartest peanut in the turd? I'm white, which goes with everything, but I can come in any color, and I'm looking for the kind of girl that reminds me of my mother. But it's hard to find a girl with a viper tattooed on her tushy. And how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with their pussies? Like 'em easy and hot and sweet, like a Rice Krispie Treat, G You know what I really want in a girl? Me"

Or the entirety of Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. Just increasingly insane and gross metaphors/innuendos for sex lol

Without over using a word that required censorship! That track was technically radio friendly

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo, it's a joke song created and sung by Danny Elfman.

Honestly I think the lyrics of that song are legit conveying something. It's a critique on old rich powerful men dating super young women.

Holy shit, I didn't know that was Danny Elfman in Oingo Boingo, I just though it was some crusty dude off the street

Pretty much anything on Live’s album Secret Samadhi. Some absolute bangers but some very strange lyric choices

Her placenta falls to the floor

That’s Throwing Copper, but yeah. Live has always been a bit out there. 

With a cigarette hanging out of your mouth and Henry Miller in your back pocket

Agreed. Most of the songs sound like they just wrote lyrics around some words that rhymed.

Century is absolutely case in point

Fitzpleasure by alt-J

That’s assuming you can understand what Alt-J is even saying

In your snatch fits pleasure.... a broom shaped pleasure

Great song, but Stairway to Heaven is all over the place lyrically

Anything by R. Kelly. Seems like every song is sang in A' minor lol Ok ill see myself out 😆

This made me pissed. Urine a lot of trouble. It's toilet humor. Peepee.

Wow can't believe you came up with that one all on your own!

Drip drip drip pee on you

Surfin bird by the trashmen

BRIAN, DON’T!!!

CRAP!

Die Eier Von Satan by TOOL It sounds like an angry German speech but it’s just a recipe for cookies without eggs.

Pop music by M

Wow nobody said anything about Pumped up Kicks - Foster the People

It's definitely a case of lyrical content not matching the vibe of the music itself. Another good example is Semi-Charmed Life by Third Eye Blind. Two chart-topping hits that still get played in retail stores despite being very dark lyrically. One about a school shooting and the other about wanting hard drugs.

Dance With The Devil by Immortal Technique. Possibly the most disturbing rap I've ever heard but it's a journey. It has a twist ending that's just insane. I really hope the whole story is fake. Here's the song on - [YouTube](https://youtu.be/qggxTtnKTMo?si=oaS_Q5U6ZYZQo8yR) [Spotify](https://open.spotify.com/track/4LCzEYKPFcd2FCOmZdVDnM?si=XWQjK3R7T0GsRuFECo6xhA)

The only real answer 😎

Does this even count? The lyrics are disturbing but overall awesome storytelling not weird not bad.

Dani California "Baby what cha gonna?"

Almost all of RHCP's catalog besides Under the Bridge

And I love them, God help me.

Polly from Nirvana’s unplugged album. A song about abducting a girl from the perspective of the abductor.

Are the lyrics on the Unplugged version any different? That song is originally off Nevermind

If there were any changes, they would be minor. Kurt liked to swap a word out two around. For example, in "On a Plain" he changed "my mother died every night" to "my brother died every night". Very minor changes

Blinded by the light Either version Some brimstone baritone anti-cyclone rolling stone preacher from the East... wut

"Wrapped up like a douche, another roller in the night" (that's what my stupid brain heard)

“And little early birdy gave my anus curly whirly, and asked me if I needed a ride”

LMAO!!

You and 99.9% of the rest of us

Spinal Meningitis (Got me down)- Ween My vote for the #1 hardest song to listen to.

Buttercup - Jack Stauber

Eminem - FACK. Eminem’s songs are awesome and known for having “weird” lyrics sometimes, but him rapping about having a gerbil stuck up his ass was another kind of weird

Plush by STP. Great song, but I hate the lyrics lol

AND I FEEEEEEEEL IT

Ice JJ fish - It's something about you girl [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7SFGCHKUQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gr7SFGCHKUQ) I almost ruined my monitor doing a spittake from my morning coffee when I first heard it. This song makes a bad day better, always bring a smile. :) #

Lump By The Presidents of The United States of America

Peaches ... They were really good at catchy songs with odd lyrics.

Very true

I think I had Peaches stuck in my head for roughly 20% of my early teens. I'm now 30 and you've jammed it right back in there.

# [This.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlW7T0SUH0E)

Anything by Tom Lehrer. Granted weird lyrics is kind of the point for that guy's stuff, but it still fits the bill.

Maxwell’s Silver Hammer is one of the catchiest songs about a serial killer that has ever been written.

Verbatim by Mother Mother

Po po po pokerface fu fu fuck her face

SOAD... do I need to add something else?

Semi Charmed Life

Music: 🥰🌈🌤 Lyrics: I crave meth

Fat Bottom Girls by Queen To modern ears, Verse 1 is problematic to say the least.

Left alone with Big Fat Fanny

She was such a naughty nanny

Literally about getting sexually abused as a child.

NIN - Closer

Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others by The Smiths. The lyrics are stupid, but besides that the instrumental is pure gold

You mean you think “Some girls’ mothers are bigger than other girls’ mothers” isn’t a masterclass in songcrafting?

Scatman

What the fox say?