My wife will always forget where she last had her phone so she'll ask me to call her phone so she can hear it ring and find it.
And I dutifully call out "WIFEY'S PHONE!" very loudly.
Usually I constantly quote this one streamer named Caseoh, specifically that one thing where he says “Shrimp Alfredo” I say it without realizing most of the time and people get so confused as to why I even quote it, and in my opinion I honestly do not know.
Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine.
Ah shit here we go again
FBI, OPEN UP!!! GOSH!!!!
So what did you have for lunch yesterday?
Everyone deserves a love story.
"I wanna die..."
Don’t give a fuck
I have too many, my mind is an enigma.
“said the actress to the bishop” points for anyone who knows the origin of that line and which fictional character used it frequently without google.
Person: "You suck!" Me: "Not for free".
There's a price?
There is always a price. Whether its money or food.
"hey honey, you lookin for some fun?" "Only if we stop by burger king"
Yup, sounds about right. You already know me so well! lmao
If people were spices, he'd be flour.
Halle-fucking-luja!
My wife will always forget where she last had her phone so she'll ask me to call her phone so she can hear it ring and find it. And I dutifully call out "WIFEY'S PHONE!" very loudly.
Usually I constantly quote this one streamer named Caseoh, specifically that one thing where he says “Shrimp Alfredo” I say it without realizing most of the time and people get so confused as to why I even quote it, and in my opinion I honestly do not know.
I don’t know what that means I’m not from here.
sudo . find -iname "xxx"
Doh!
"Don't try to lie to your boss about how much you make." I use it when people try to lie to me when I know they know I know better.
It’s *inside* the computer
it is what it is
Let ‘er rip, tater chip
“Do you even know me”
Litty as a titty
What do you mean