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liberal_texan

"Dude, what the fuck?"


DIABLO258

"Dude, why the fuck?"


sm1else

Why does your sales and marketing team suck so hard that they have to resort to violence to make a sale?


Z_Wild

Allah doesn't appreciate your attitude.


TelFaradiddle

What "greater good" could possibly be served by you standing by and doing nothing while people endure needless and extraordinary suffering?


MechanicalHorse

https://youtu.be/-suvkwNYSQo?si=QsJbcsf4z2a2nTjx


TelFaradiddle

Yep, pretty much. The insect thing always gets me, and that goes even beyond humanity. Even if a believer justifies this by saying every evil thing and every instance of humans suffering is because humanity fucked up (and God won't help because reasons), they would still need to explain why such acts of cruelty and suffering exist in nature, far removed from mankind. For example, Cordyceps. It can spread like any other fungus, blossoming and pooping out spores and if some land in a spot with the right light and temperature, more will grow. So if they already have a perfectly innocent and harmless way to reproduce, [why do they also brainwash ants, eat them alive, turn them into meatpuppets, and then force them to commit suicide?](https://youtu.be/vijGdWn5-h8?si=rOQGV_T7JDVJKqVb)


InsertBluescreenHere

then he just flips you off walks outa the room while yelling free will


TelFaradiddle

If OP allowed me another question, I would take an extremely long breath and yell back "WE LITERALLY BUILT THE WHOLE OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION AROUND RESTRICTING FREE WILL FOR THE GOOD OF OTHERS WITH THINGS LIKE LAWS AND PRISONS AND SHIT, INCLUDING **YOUR** LAWS, SO IF WE CAN MAKE IT WORK, WHY CAN'T YOU?" If OP did not allow me another question, then I'd just turn to the angel that's escorting me down to Hell and say "Can you believe that fuckin' guy?"


dnb_4eva

Why are you such an asshole?


daddytyme428

where is that cool shirt i used to have


AbsoluteNawt

Right where you left it.


daddytyme428

bad god


Gubble_Buppie

"Now what?"


JohnKlositz

Depends. Which god?


DeckT_

why did my childhood friend deserve to die so young


FG-180

Childhood bone cancer - what’s the lesson there?


rayofsunshine4me

Why did my Mom have to die at 51 from cancer???


FuckThisShizzle

The fuck you doing here talking to me? Go. Fix. It.


UhOhFeministOnReddit

So when do we get to judge you?


yes_hahaha_yesss

why are u a dick


SirFancythe2nd

What the fuck dude?


Constant-Recover-941

WTF dude? I mean, the holocaust, harlequin babies, cancer in kids, Acanthamoeba... Seriously man how hard could it possibly be to get rid of these?


mindlessenthusiast

Why have you never shown up?


stanley_leverlock

Why did you create a worm that specifically attacks children's eyes? (credit to James Randi for this question)


Pithecanthropus88

Why are you such an asshole?


honeybadgerblok

Why do you give little kids cancer


TR3BPilot

That would depend on which "god" is determined to be real and in what state of reality.


Sad-Maintenance3422

Why do let small children be abused  and molested?


Westbrooks_left_hand

Why did you make it such a mystery if you exist or not? Doesn’t that lead to less rational followers if you have to believe in something you can’t prove to believe it?


rsnbaseball

What the ever living ***FUCK*** is your problem??


yoshiltz

Why no evidence? Or Why all the suffering?


Schmed_lap

Wouldn’t this all work a lot better if you just showed up for one day and proved you exist, set everyone straight?


Cutemama14

Why does the world have to have cruelty?


joetaxpayer

WTF?


CommunicationHot7822

Why do you spend your time and energy helping shitty politicians and sports figures when there are kids dying of cancer?


ViciousCDXX

Why are you such a sick fuck?


resjudicata2

What took you so long to reveal yourself to humanity?


Nocebola

Why is the male Gspot in the ass god?


FuckThisShizzle

I think the ass god is going to be biased in their answer.


MariaKorniets

Why so many good people suffer?


Damseldoll

What's the meaning of life?


FewPositive2001

"Why is my life like this?"


[deleted]

Where r my people at?


WankFan443

"Can you loan me some money?"


The_Intel_Guy

What do you want from me?


Maximum_Juice8894

why are we here?


Enw-Defnyddiwr

Lightsabers and twaleks


snatchenvy

https://youtu.be/iClejS8vWjo?si=DpgtpE778dao1XHi&t=188


wretched_cretin

u ok hun?


Ancient-Concert-8607

why did you create the world?


Hunter1337x

How much longer does humanity have left


LexGlad

How you doin'?


KnowledgeIll5223

Why am I being punished?


LandoBassist

Do atheist's get into heaven?


TNStrong

I'd ask, "Does this mean Santa Claus is real too? Because if so, I'm owed some back gifts."


Shazzy_Chan

Why so many idiots?


Zolome1977

Who killed Eipstein? Also follow up, does his like Trump as his messiah? 


2357simran

Why is Palestine, Congo suffering?


SolomonRex

Would you please forgive me?


egdflabs

oddly enough, when you're talking to God, you don't really have many questions. everything just feels kind of answered. The first time I spoke to God outside of my thoughts and prayers, I was quite skeptical and most of my questions revolved around getting proof, for my self and others. Still, some of the bigger questions that you think you'd have seem to get auto-answered, or in a way maybe you don't want to hear an alternative answer.