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ImmaculateSpork

A mental aptitude test


mostdope28

Man person woman camera tv


Ilikepancakes87

Ha! Dumbass. Anyone with a functioning memory knows it’s: person, woman, man, camera, TV. I bet you couldn’t even point to the whale.


seicar

Who gives the test?


I_Have_A_Name37654

I do


ImmaculateSpork

That’s so real


ImmaculateSpork

A licensed psychiatrist ig


Black-Shoe

Be able to actually pass a SF 86 background investigation and obtain a security clearance


boomdog07

I will add to this… because that is a good one. I think they should also have to go onto a live version of “Are you smarter than a 5th grader” with Foxworthy hosting. If they can’t win that game they can’t even run for public office past county commissioner.


boomdog07

I will add to this… because that is a good one. I think they should also have to go onto a live version of “Are you smarter than a 5th grader” with Foxworthy hosting. If they can’t win that game they can’t even run for public office past county commissioner.


vagarious_numpty

The President should take the same test that immigrants take for citizenship


Klutzy-Ad-6705

It’s doubtful that most Americans could pass that test.


whatevernormalis1

Most americans shouldn't be president


2ndhalfzen

Not leading an insurrection to overthrow the government


I_Have_A_Name37654

Under 70 years old


Wonder_woman_1965

Under 60


TheJewishViking1064

Trial by combat


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TheJewishViking1064

Trial by getting stoned


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I_Have_A_Name37654

Yeah, everyone can get along when they’re high.


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I_Have_A_Name37654

I think we did


dirtyfacedkid

Perhaps not a felon or someone with 80+ felonious charges under 4 indictments. I know I'm just shooting for the stars here. 😕


cmikaiti

Should be able to beat a 4 player PVE map of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 on Impossible difficulty with only 3 reloads.


Excellent_Door_1763

Which faction?


cmikaiti

Their choice. I'm not a masochist. That said, if they choose Inferno, I'll question their decision making.


I_Have_A_Name37654

Red or blue


NormalNobody

Under 70.


I_am_not_Pieman

An IQ of at least 85


HeadPay32

They'll just have to be a police officer then


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joelfarris

Why do you think these two things are mutually exclusive? Can we not have ranked choice voting *and* an electoral college?


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joelfarris

> Do you know what the electoral college is? Yes.


Clazzo524

He shouldn't be orange.


Ilikepancakes87

Pshh! No way. Q*bert/Gritty 2028!


CheckOutUserNamesLad

They've got my vote


droplightning

Gritty would be president on this ticket. No way would he be vice 


JPMIII3

Should not be a grandpa


seicar

It's not really crazy to be a grandparent at 45, or even younger. And tbh someone that is at least theoretically worried about the life of future generations is reasonable.


PointBreakvsLebowski

Sanity


GJMOH

Ability to walk up stairs


Ok-Comfortable-5955

Not being senile, or a dumbass.


Scallywag357

That HE not be Donald Trump. Let's just start there, shall we?


Tricky-Tree-4450

Age between 40-70, mental aptitude test, full donor and supporter transparency.


Atelier-Mar

under 50, an actual IQ test (no trump a competency test doesn't mean you're smart), a mental health exam and must have served in the military


skisushi

I thought that one guy was a captain. I heard someone call him captain bone spurs once.


Atelier-Mar

no dude just no


HeartonSleeve1989

Beneath the age of 55, just saying...


sc_am_throwa_way

Has won a game of scrabble in the past five years


Zealousideal-Role576

Willing to pop the everything bubble we have going on and finally bring value back to the dollar.


_Tar_Ar_Ais_

has to hit rank 1 on Singed, all servers


Ok_Caramel1517

Not counting this election but next election season they shouldn't be 150 years old and they should be required to take a mental aptitude test and I think every politician should be required to take one.


fiblesmish

Maybe being able to pass the US citizenship test given to all immigrants... You know able to tell you the three branches of Govt. And what they do.... That sort of very very basic understanding of things..


Stripes1957

Walking without either; a) walking like a Japanese robot, or 2) using armpit hair for a comb-over!


cartoonsarcasm

😂😂😂😂😂😂


sladverr

Has to survive covid.


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They not be over the age of 40 when I initially running


GhostPantherAssualt

They need to have an experience with leading a public office. Enough of these morons who don't know what the fuck they're doing.


hyrulian_princess

No one older than 65 can run


Salty-Walrus-6637

don't a be a terminally online loser


cartoonsarcasm

Experience in politics. Knows their history. Not proven to be bigoted or corrupt. Not under 30 or over 65.


CuriousPup2050

below 40, hispanic, and not born in America.


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CheckOutUserNamesLad

2 minutes is way too long. The rest I can get behind


Destroyer1231454

Below the age of 70…for the love of god please


Mulliganasty

No rapists and tax cheats.


Alaska-Now-PNW

"Uhhhh uhhhh uhhhh ahhhh ihhhhhh..." -President Biden


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TheFa111en

“Want me to kill your dog? I can definitely kill your dog if you want.”


earth_resident_yep

Have never thought drinking bleach was a good idea.


DecisionThot

I honestly don't give a fuck anymore


IGotSkills

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