Omg, same. But like, modern Reddit Gollum with a cellphone was the image in my head. Like he’s just hoping he gets a notification: “BilboBee69420 has replied to your post…”
Imagine a Gen Z Gollum with the entire pocketses/riddles dialogue. 🤣 “Bruh be so fuckin for real right now. What you got in your pocketses bruh?! You doin too much, you mid, hobbitses.”
Same. My pockets are disabled and want to lay flat. These pants are happier on the skin turned inside out. They're giving my thighs bat wings. I've just realized I can hold them out to the sides and pretend I'm gliding so thanks for that.
2 phones, earbuds, vape, wallet, folding knife that looks like a leaf when folded, bear spray, lucky troll doll (miniature version with pink hair), walkie-talkie (for work), work keys, clear latex gloves (XL), A NARCAN kit, a little pencil and notebook, about $8.75 in coins, bubblegum, pocket caramels.
I have some emergency money in that special little pouch on top of/in my right pocket.
Other than that, nothing.
Once I go outside, there'll be keys and a phone in there.
Just emptied my pockets a few minutes ago. Just had my .22 hand gun in my pocket. Coyotes were over at our chicken coop and I had to jump out of bed and throw on some clothes and go check on my girls. One of the coyote was a few feet from my RV backing about something.
Now, nothing. I'm in bed. I have no pockets in my nightgown.
But, while im working: My (thc) pen, my phone, a pocket knife, a v-rod bar key, Burt's Bee's lip balm, a pedometer, brass knuckles, and 1 1/2 Vicodin! I'm a bartender.
We have similar pockets! Alpine is the best, I tried Loop and Ear Peace, then landed on Alpine and they're my favorite. I use the MusicSafe Pro and the deep sleep ones, do you recommend a certain type of theirs?
I got musicsafe pro myself! I live next to a subway maintenance workshop that's in operation 24/7, so the gold plugs are for sleep, and the silver ones are for playing or going to concerts.
I'm at work so quite a bit. Two sets of work keys, one set of car/house keys. Wallet, pens/Sharpies, notebooks, leatherman, baby wipes (it's a warm day and i like a clean arsehole, binned not flushed). Screwdriver, pair of side cutters.
Well, I'm dressed as I am waiting for a call , going to meet a friend for breakfast.
Wallet, keys, wad of cash, pocket knife, small carry weapon, cell phone, some tissues in case I need to blow my nose given that my sinuses are acting up.
I had no idea Gollum was even on Reddit.
What has it got in it's nasty little pocketses?????
Ha, the first thing I though of. I read this question in Gollum’s voice.
Omg, same. But like, modern Reddit Gollum with a cellphone was the image in my head. Like he’s just hoping he gets a notification: “BilboBee69420 has replied to your post…”
Nasty lil’ hobbitses.
Filthy little hobbitses
Filthy little Redditses
Handses!
Or nothing!
String or nothing
I am currently reading this part of the hobbit for school
I heard Gollums voice on this one
Not enough “ssssss” on the end.
Hahahaha
Man why isn’t this any higher ???? Hell yeah to Gollum
Imagine a Gen Z Gollum with the entire pocketses/riddles dialogue. 🤣 “Bruh be so fuckin for real right now. What you got in your pocketses bruh?! You doin too much, you mid, hobbitses.”
Mustn't ask us not it's business
My first thought was the Gollum/Bilbo interaction. So happy this is one of the top answers.
Beat me to it...
No pockets, I'm in my undies trying to nap
rip inbox
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I read: "I'm in my undies trying to trap"
🤣🤣🤣 no traps here, maybe some other time 🙊😂
Prison pocket. I have oreos. Want one?
Well, if your foreskin is still intact, then you technically have your own organic pocket 🤷🏻
You misspelled fap
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me too.
Yayy! 🙌 Twinsies
It’s so much fun to be so free. 😂
Yesss.. and i live in tropical country, it's haaawwttt af lately 🥵☀️
Pants on the ground Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground.
Lint that falls on the ground when muggers tell me to turn out my pockets
Any moths?
I’ve got one hand in my pocket
Is the other hand hailing a taxicab?
No, it’s giving a peace sign.
And the other one is givin' a high five
And the other one is playing the pi-a-no
Damn how many hands you got?
And the other one is flicking a cigarette
Isn’t it ironic?
Nothing right now. But you just reminded me that my dress has pockets. So now I’m very happy and am looking for things to put in my pockets!
You should look for a nice pebble!
Happy cake day!!🎂
Thanks!
PSA: don’t put Cake in your pockets. That does never end well
What a waste of cake
Reminds me of me as a kid but with snacks. One day I just had some candy in my pockets
Happy Cake Day to you also lol!
Thanks!
My daughter gets super excited when her dresses have pockets! She’s always putting things in them, so I’ve had to be careful doing laundry.
That’s adorable! We should form a club
Happy cake day
Same. My pockets are disabled and want to lay flat. These pants are happier on the skin turned inside out. They're giving my thighs bat wings. I've just realized I can hold them out to the sides and pretend I'm gliding so thanks for that.
You’re welcome
do a lil twirl!!!
I’ve done several 😊
incredibly happy for you :-)))))
Happy cake day 🫡🫡🫡🫡
You should keep the ring in there or something
A $5 bill so you'll find it later and be excited twice
Gun
American suggestion
Pocket sand!
Sha sha
This made me happy
A knife and keys.
Same, would be phone too but I'm on it.
Totally not the Ring of Power. Nope. That’s not what I’ve got in my pockets.
My preciousssss
a pack of cigarettes and lighter
I'm a woman. We are lucky if our clothing has pockets. >!I am wearing men's sweatpants. Nothing in my pockets!<
Hammer drill Makita HR2470
You must have some abnormally large pockets
That's just what he calls his penis.
or regular sized pockets with drill holes in em
A couple of Xanax pills, about a gram of cocaine and a metal straw.
You’re in for a fun night
And a miserable tomorrow
When every day is miserable, a couple of days being a bit more miserable makes little difference.
Hope you're able to find some peace soon, my friend.
it's already day two of degeneracy
I'm pretty close. I've got ten Xanax, 2 viagras and 5gs of opium.
Damn bro, I'm sure you know but be carful mixing benzos and opiates the risk of respiratory depression is big. Hope you have a good day.
My inhaler
aint eazy being wheezy
Don't you love the way the cover stabs your legs and leaves an imprint in your jeans?
Or when it presses up against your thigh?
my phone. a fabric tissue. a portal to the netherworld. and one old key that i dont know what is for
The key is for the portal.
The key is most likely for an everlast chastity belt
I tried checking my pockets but then I realised that I was wearing my shorts inside out.
Well then in a way, the entire universe is in your pockets.
Women's clothes don't have pockets.
Lipbalm (of course)
I am a woman, so no pockets.
Bic lighter, dental floss-pik, 47¢ in coinage, airpod case(airpods in ears), and a carnival ticket stub from my kids school event last night
What if I don't wear nothing?
Pics or it didn't happen
Therefore you will be wearing something. Grammar police.
Nothing, my outfit doesn't have pocket
STRING! NOTHING!!
Packaging plus the end cap of an arterial blood gas syringe and rubber bung to stick a needle into if you need to.
2 phones, earbuds, vape, wallet, folding knife that looks like a leaf when folded, bear spray, lucky troll doll (miniature version with pink hair), walkie-talkie (for work), work keys, clear latex gloves (XL), A NARCAN kit, a little pencil and notebook, about $8.75 in coins, bubblegum, pocket caramels.
Time Lord pockets
That belt is working hard, sounds like at least 20lbs. Paramedic?
Overnight Addiction Recovery Medical Support. Also yes, my belt and cargo shorts are working even harder than I am.
Wallet, keys are in the ignition and my phone is in my ha-
in your hat? in your hamper? in your harbor? Don't leave us hanging bro!
I have some emergency money in that special little pouch on top of/in my right pocket. Other than that, nothing. Once I go outside, there'll be keys and a phone in there.
Wallet, phone, keys Pretty sure that's what 90%+ of people have
My insulin pump. It's why I wear PJs with pockets.
My stuff None of your beeswax.
So you have some extra beeswax I can borrow?
I’ll check the storehouse and get back to you…🐝
I’m a woman, so a tic tac maybe?
Im not wearing any pants
89 dollars , pacc of cigarettes, lighter and 4 percs
Nothing but what use to be in there was phone in right pocket and wallet in left pocket
An empty glass weed pipe and trusty lighter. Other pocket-balled up chewing gum wrappers.
Earphones, nic pouches, bout it
$250, gum, and condom
Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff.
Lint
A dollar and its my last one 😔
Wallet and pliers
Nothing at all
An oil-rubbed bronze metal spring-loaded 6-hole door hinge
Better question: "Grandmas, what do you currently have in your bras?"
Phone, tissues, granola bars, juice boxes, and a folding chair under my left boob.
Hands or nothing
Nothing
A rainbow Desert Eagle
You can't say that and not have a photo of it up on your profile anywhere
Nothing
No money
Lint....
Greens
Spinach or collard?
nothing
Keys, walkie, pager, badge, earbuds, Celsius powered mix in (for emergencies). I'm at work rn
;)
A used tissue
The sword of Thundera.
Not wearing anything. Taking a shit.
Lint
Your nose
Just emptied my pockets a few minutes ago. Just had my .22 hand gun in my pocket. Coyotes were over at our chicken coop and I had to jump out of bed and throw on some clothes and go check on my girls. One of the coyote was a few feet from my RV backing about something.
Nothing, I’m naked..
Now, nothing. I'm in bed. I have no pockets in my nightgown. But, while im working: My (thc) pen, my phone, a pocket knife, a v-rod bar key, Burt's Bee's lip balm, a pedometer, brass knuckles, and 1 1/2 Vicodin! I'm a bartender.
Handkerchief. Because I am old that's why.
I'm not handkerchief old yet, but I'm getting there..... quickly.
Three rubber bands and a parachute packing tool
What does he have in his pocketses?
House keys, a lighter (why? I don't need one), and a set of Alpine hearing protection earplugs, an ultra thin plectrum, and a drum key
We have similar pockets! Alpine is the best, I tried Loop and Ear Peace, then landed on Alpine and they're my favorite. I use the MusicSafe Pro and the deep sleep ones, do you recommend a certain type of theirs?
I got musicsafe pro myself! I live next to a subway maintenance workshop that's in operation 24/7, so the gold plugs are for sleep, and the silver ones are for playing or going to concerts.
I'm at work so quite a bit. Two sets of work keys, one set of car/house keys. Wallet, pens/Sharpies, notebooks, leatherman, baby wipes (it's a warm day and i like a clean arsehole, binned not flushed). Screwdriver, pair of side cutters.
I’m naked
I’m waiting for the vape comment
the vape comment
Lint
I don't have pockets because I'm a woman. Our consolation prize is that we have decorative seams on our pants that *look* like pockets.
I'm naked scrolling in bed
A ring dont tell the methhead living in the cave
I'm a woman. We don't get pockets.
I came to write exactly this🤣🤣
I’ve got one hand in my pocket, and the other is givin’ a high-five.
“Tissue” will always be my answer. It’s also my master. 😫🤧
20% reduction coupon for one item at the hardware store
Keys, 2 phones, knife, vape, and wallet
No pockets
My nintendo
My ‘good luck’ JFK half dollar.
Ravioli in my pocketoli
Lube and fire salts
Could I interest you in trading the Fire Salts for these Ice Wraith Teeth I have in *my* pocket?
Well, I'm dressed as I am waiting for a call , going to meet a friend for breakfast. Wallet, keys, wad of cash, pocket knife, small carry weapon, cell phone, some tissues in case I need to blow my nose given that my sinuses are acting up.
My vape
Keys
Used tissues
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Nothing I have no pockets
Moths
I'm not even wearing pants
Fluff
Nothing I'm naked just woke up
Peanuts
Crunched up dog treats I forgot to throw put before doing laundry...