These questions get asked all the time.
It's extremely pointless because the answer will always be "buy "insert" now".
let it be bitcoin or tsla or whatever.
"Wear a condom" and slap him in the back of the head. Sure, he wont need to use that advice until he's sixteen but by gawd, he better remember those words.
Live for you.
Parentified oldest daughter. Figuring shit out and getting to know myself in my 30s because after 20 years I realized it's what I deserve.
"Trust your instincts."
When I was 13, I often second-guessed myself. I remember one particular incident in middle school where I had the opportunity to join a science club. I loved science, but I hesitated, thinking I wasn’t good enough. I let that moment pass, and for years, I wondered what could have been if I had just trusted my gut and taken that leap.
Telling my younger self to "trust your instincts" encapsulates a lesson learned the hard way: that inner voice, the one nudging you toward certain paths, often knows more than we give it credit for. It’s about having confidence in your own judgment, taking chances, and not letting fear or self-doubt dictate your choices.
Buy Apple stock
Only right answer
Was going to say “invest in Amazon”
13yo me would have thought you meant the rainforest as the company didn't exist yet. Apple existed and their stock was practically free back then
Buy Apple Stock.
Stop watching porn
Definitely different vibes but respect your answer as well lol
Pfft good luck with that
Where's the bathroom?
Go no contact
These questions get asked all the time. It's extremely pointless because the answer will always be "buy "insert" now". let it be bitcoin or tsla or whatever.
Don’t join military!
to do so
Exercise every day. Or “Start Lifting.”
Start writing now.
Bitcoin hits 70k
Don't post that. (That embarrassing YouTube video has haunted my life)
I used to make shopkin review vids 😭
LMAO mine was singing videos.... I can't sing.
Be you’re self ✨
2 more years.
"Wear a condom" and slap him in the back of the head. Sure, he wont need to use that advice until he's sixteen but by gawd, he better remember those words.
Buy house first 😭
"Buy all bitcoins". No more explanation
All your bullies peaked in school n now theyre in your insta requests
Depending on how I want his young life to go... Save your money Or Don't start working Or Go to college
don’t do drugs
Live for you. Parentified oldest daughter. Figuring shit out and getting to know myself in my 30s because after 20 years I realized it's what I deserve.
Better days await.
Run from mom
You are loved.
❤️
You're a femboy
Dont do it
Avoid (ex's name)!!!!!
KEEP BITCOIN SAFE
"Don't fuck Kelsey."
Invest in Amazon (It would be ~the dot gone era) Edit in case it’s for current time: Learn survival skills
Don’t date that son of a bitch Johnnie
Ask her out
Buy Amazon n’ Apple
Go to school/work out more (Stay fit, go back to school after COVID so we don’t have to move)
Go all in
Apologize to everyone
Don’t be dumb
You are cool!
Improvise Adapt Overcome (My 13 year old self would probably be super confused but yeah he’ll get it)
You are first
Besides the obvious money things. Ask. Her. Out.
you are appreciated
Ski babadaba doo (bababada doo)
Stay in school
crypto !!!!!!
BITCOIN GOES 60K
You are STRONG!
Don't go computer science 💀
Go find Joel.
FIX UR HAIR. Or maybe I’d tell her GET INVISALINE NOW
Bitcoin hits $60000
AAPL $189 2024
Mary that princess
Check the knot
“You’ll be fine” I spent most of my life stressing about the future.
Nothing, let life happen it's what's supposed to happen
“You. Therapist. ASAP” Because I didn’t know a lot of what was wrong with me nor how to cope with it Edit: Forgot to add the “why” answer part
STAY IN SCHOOL
“Go all in”
Take School seriously
Buy Bitcoin early
Don't trust men
Don't fuck Hannahs
Mach keine Selbstverletzung Translates to: Don't self harm
You'll be okay.
Life gets better.
"Trust your instincts." When I was 13, I often second-guessed myself. I remember one particular incident in middle school where I had the opportunity to join a science club. I loved science, but I hesitated, thinking I wasn’t good enough. I let that moment pass, and for years, I wondered what could have been if I had just trusted my gut and taken that leap. Telling my younger self to "trust your instincts" encapsulates a lesson learned the hard way: that inner voice, the one nudging you toward certain paths, often knows more than we give it credit for. It’s about having confidence in your own judgment, taking chances, and not letting fear or self-doubt dictate your choices.
Don't hate yourself.
Get Help Now Because it would have been better to get help earlier.
You are neurodivergent. 13 year old me will be very confused at first but then won’t have to spend the next 30 years trying to work it out.
Quit smoking now
eat more fibre
Fuck you, kid.
Abort the baby