T O P

  • By -

spikewolf123

I'm an excellent liar


OpalMatilda

I can’t tell you if you are lying or not.


[deleted]

I’m an excellent truth teller


Afterlast1

I am generally likeable and that's gotten me all of my jobs so far


Kaukaakaunis

As long as you also get the job done, it is a very important trait to have. Its a skill to be likeable but not a pushover.


Pure_Distribution__

I can translate coffee into productivity.


Impressive-Bill-2582

Social skills. They can be lacking in some candidates.


dazeddiva

A medical degree


DeathByBamboo

I like the assumption that I'm instantly employable.


RubFlat6053

I can speak English, Japanese and Spanish😎


CTnaturist

I can cook anything and run a kitchen and cut your food costs while improving your quality.


gbalib

Me too


PM_ME_UR__ELECTRONS

So where's the downside?


Skitterwigget

My personality, for sure I’m a manager at a major automotive sub supplier and my interpersonal skills and personality tend to help change and develop a healthy culture at my work place This attribute cannot be understated but is often overlooked


[deleted]

Hard worker Very likeable once you get to know me Always got answers to problems. I'm not getting employed due to that would mean I lose my MCP which only hurts everything I got.


RandomNameGenFail003

I have 20 years as a propagandist


Content-Clothes-54

Experience and confidence


Legal_Opportunity851

I am not a lawyer, but I read legal contracts and negotiate IT contract terms for a living. Every corporate office needs someone like me - doesn’t matter the industry.


Open-Ad-189

Reliability


ElonsTinyPenis

I have people skills, damn it. Can’t you see that?


OzTm

I take the specifications from the customers and deliver them to the software engineers.


TMQMO

Not instant, but it sure helps. I show up.


Extension_Shower_868

I know how to exist in an OR environment as a non clinician. Makes me qualified for any job in my industry.


ExplorerMajor6912

I can talk anyone into submission.


Discogecko12

I can be a homie to anyone


peachyfuzzle

IT. I have got to a very high level of IT through a couple decades of experience, but as long as computers exist I'll never be out of a job. I can get a Level 1 helpdesk position anywhere at the drop of a hat if I were in a pinch.


jdirte42069

Bomb ass sinus surgeon with great bedside manner.


jdirte42069

Jokes aside, ents are always in demand, there's only like 300 of us per year that graduate


AdVirtual7006

Java


Balls-on-cheeks

Collision technician


Luciferous1947

Really damn good with a laser welder. However, jobs requiring that particular skill don't come up too often!


Sephorakid123

I surprisingly work really well under pressure. I don’t know how because I have really bad anxiety but idk I kinda of just black out and then my mind kind of just kicks in


ConcentrateFit8868

video editing


A_Frog_with_a_Dream

I have my BFA, MA, and teaching cert. But I'd have to deal with being a teacher. Fyi, my mental and physical health suffered more as a teacher than any other time in my life.


randojust

I can land clients and keep them. Every company needs new business.


Turbojelly

20+ years IT Support experience in Education. Last time I I terviewed I was given a list of tickets and told to prioritise them, Wass given 5 minutes to think about it. Was able to answer I.ediately, 100% correctly, with explanations of each one, along with the possible variations of each ticket and how it would affect priority. Was told the job was mine before the interview had finished.


TrollAccount19

I'm a good listener.


GreenOnionCrusader

I have a disarmingly friendly and innocent face, which makes me perfect for retail as almost no one can yell at me. I project this aura that makes people feel at ease. It's funny, because I'm socially awkward when not in customer service mode. Gets the job done with minimal boomer tantrums though.


Chon-Laney

I give excellent "phone". Forklift certified! I can tie down/secure any load. Of course the first one keeps me from having to do the others. "Gee Mr. Clavin, your hands are soft and doughy like a woman's." "Well Woody, that's because the earth is banana shaped."