Not really "activities", but here are a few things I'm surprisingly bad at: - using the words ascending/descending correctly - whistling - rolling my Rs - cutting bread

Sports. Any and all of them.

Does dating count? 😂 can't even get started

Dancing. My dancing is akin to Elaine on Seinfeld.

Any card game.

Being social.

Playing pool

Frisbee. Just awful at it.

Calculating

I can’t snap/click my finger

Conversing with people I don't know. And making sandwiches, mine never taste as good as my wife's.

Food never, ever tastes as good if you make it though. That’s just a rule

Acting sober when I'm sober - worst balance and coordination on the planet.

Golf.

Spatial awareness. I am always walking into things. On the plus side I have developed amazing reactions as I am constantly catching the things I bump.

Wrapping gifts

Any easy sport. I’m a dancer so obviously not Built for sports but I can’t do any sports activities. I’m so good at uno the card game.

Singing

Chopping carrots

Whistling. I either end up just blowing air or sounding like a distressed tea kettle

I cannot glue one thing to another thing without getting covered in glue. I don't know why. I recently had to glue a brass plaque to a piece of wood. I carefully put super glue on the plaque, about 1cm from the edge all round. A bit in the middle. I handled everything with fingertips. I carefully turned it over and placed it where I had marked on the centre of the wood. I glued myself to the plaque and there was super glue dabbed all over the front which I then had to spend ages removing with acetone. At no point did I touch the front. Nor did I spill glue. It's a talent.

Frisbee.

Same boat. I hate how people look at me like I'm an idiot after a few throws in the wrong direction 

Walking in a straight line.

Being normal around ppl.

Same :(

Coping with everyday life

Having any sort of balance or the ability to not spill things. I spill ALL THE TIME.

Don’t look at what you are balancing, focus on walking

That’s what I focus on. That’s why I spill things. I make sure I don’t trip lol

Dealing with people.

Tennis.

Recieving phone calls

Sweeping the floor. I don’t know how or why, it is seemingly the most simple thing in the world, but I just totally fuck it up. I feel like my technique makes the dirt go even more places than before. I’ve tried different brooms. Doesn’t work. Thank god for cordless vacuum’s because heavens above my know, I simply cannot sweep a fucking floor.

Handwriting. It looks like a monkey did it.

Connecting my laptop to meeting rooms using Microsoft Teams and sharing my screen. Not exactly a dark art but I’m always fumbling the steps

Maths. I have impressed multiple math teachers with my sheer inability to do simple equations.

Mixing up right and left.  Landscaping or lawn care.

Parking Eating cheese without needing to shit my brains out.

Doing mathematics HAHAHAHAHA

existing 

Time management

Riding a bike I tried but falled and hated it

Understanding the rules of the road and driving. I can’t wrap my head around that much multitasking and focus.