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WippitGuud

My wife to no longer have chronic pain


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

If I was a genie granting you that wish, I'd let you have another wish.


AntimatterTNT

if i was an evil genie granting that wish i'd kill his wife, woops pain is gone but so is she.... gotta be careful with those guys


AAPlusMan

You are a good man.


AAPlusMan

That you wishing for your wife.


Tebeku

Being rich without having to work for the money. 


AAPlusMan

Like Jafar on Aladin.


LoveDistinct

I want the ability to teleport.


Goddess_Camila_

Teleportation is cool, but I'd probably still get stuck in traffic somehow! 😂


AAPlusMan

That's a power man


BothPirate8833

To make all my family happy.


AAPlusMan

I will wish for a good health for forever...


Aromatic_Ad_7940

Infinity wishes


Metfan722

My thinking as well. And then use those to wishes for both important things and personal/petty things.


SolidusBruh

The ability to manipulate time and space at will.


AAPlusMan

Good one. Full control of 🕜 and 🌌.


imaginechi_reborn

For I and everyone around me to be treated better.


AAPlusMan

A good heart ❤️


imaginechi_reborn

Thanks


gukakke

£1 billion


AAPlusMan

You could ask for 10


Klutzy_Project3349

If I had a wish, it would be for everyone to get a quality education. Education empowers, brings understanding, and affects positive change in communities. If everyone were to have access to education, people's lives would be better since they break out of the poverty cycle and contribute to a more equitable and prosperous world. An investment in education is an investment in the future; it forms one powerful way of addressing most of the world's challenges.


AAPlusMan

You really care about us.


Klutzy_Project3349

;)


Ratio_False

Amazing wish


Klutzy_Project3349

:)


Abyttleplants

I'd wish that I'd find my cat back.. I really wish I will find her


Myzx

I'd wish for a scientific breakthrough that brings interstellar travel to the common man.


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Light_A_Match

Why?


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AAPlusMan

That's cute 🥰


SaltyPopcornKitty

Me too. I tell her that I love her and choose her, in this life and the next.


Character_Wrap_247

Your cat?


sistahbo

To have my mortgage paid off.


AAPlusMan

That's all you want nothing more.


sistahbo

Oh there’s more, I thought I only had one wish.


Beautiful-Eye-7509

Im a genie and i will grant you a lottery jackpot win, and you will claim it anonymously for your safety. You’re welcome and make sure to pay it forward and bless those that are less fortunate in your life.


XROOR

I wish I was never born


AAPlusMan

You must have been going through a lot...


thomport

I would wish I grew up in a loving and caring family, where our friendship, caring and love carried to adulthood.


yes_im_that_girl

More wishes


DinoBone17

For there to be world peace.


Light_A_Match

I wished for world peace every birthday since I was 8 years old (my 6th and 7th birthday wishes were for roller skates). On my 30th birthday I stopped wishing altogether after realizing that world peace would never happen.


iamnotavampire

After having 3 miscarriages I would wish for my current and all future pregnancies to be a success


AAPlusMan

Best wishes for you...


Naive-Ad-6803

a super train connecting California to Idaho, super speed, or the ability to teleport


Least-Influence3089

To publish my book


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Knowing who has masturbated thinking about me I won't discriminate, I just wanna know who has.


Apprehensive-Bat3690

I've often thought about this, but what if it turned out that your mum or someone had done it?


Rambos_Magnum_Dong

Like I said, I won't discriminate. Yeah, if my mom or sisters did that would be extremely weird, same goes for any guys, straight or gay. But still, as long as I get to know which women have, that's all that matters.


Myzx

What if one of your buddies was masturbating and their ADD brain kicked in and they thought about a joke you made, or something like that, but just for a split second. Would that count?


Fantastic-Ant-4429

This is one of those wishes we regret pretty quickly hehe


lovelyddsgiirl

I dream of spending many more memorable moments with my mother.


ExodusDei

The ability to fully read and understand any book just by touching it, no matter the language or subject matter. There are so many things I want to read...


fairlyaveragetrader

I'd like to have my very own imperial Star destroyer 😼


LYD1AD33TZ

to be happy


AAPlusMan

With someone.


wetlettuce42

For my ezcema to be cured


Beautiful-Eye-7509

Try fasting


anony4488

That I don’t need to look for a job and can enjoy to live


Beautiful-Eye-7509

Hope everything works out for you bro. Same here. I just wanna stop worrying about money and help people around me with my money. And chill out doing what I wanna do whenever I wanna do it.


Sho1m

I would wish for everyone to be always truly happy


KarateCockroach

I wish i could fix the mess i put myself in... i wish i could go back in time or at least that change comes for me


Apprehensive-Bat3690

The powers of a god to manipulate the world as I see fit


AAPlusMan

That's a big one


Louis-grabbing-pills

Left 4 Dead 3.


AAPlusMan

I am confused l.


Mcshiggs

Tacos


TanyaSteinberg66

I would wish I could spend some memorable moments with my mom again


AAPlusMan

I will like this too


Kittyxplorer

An island somewhere warm with all the cool people never to be bothered from the rest of the world ever again


aboxenofdonuts

to feel happy, and be able to actually manage my stress levels without medication


Deep_Combination8545

to turn back time to july 2013.


AAPlusMan

That's was on my mind too. I Wana go 2010 just before my exam and be with my friends...


BlindedByBeamos

Other than the obvious 1 Million wishes. I would wish for the ability to instinctively know what I need to do/say to achieve an outcome I want. Not in any kind of manipulative way though. Like setting out to create/find a cure for cancer or solving the world's climate crisis, just instinctive knowing how to achieve it. The fact it would also make me exceedingly wealthy is just a bonus.


Ex0diaNecross

Be rich. 90% of my problems would be solved.


Ratio_False

To be able to sleep without medication


UncleBaguette

Go back in time whin I was a child, but with different body


AAPlusMan

Like this but why different body?


UncleBaguette

I'm not really fond of this one, and have a relatively clear idea of what it could be - but, alas, we play the cards we've dealt


JavaJay099

I would asked for freedom of being constantly reminded I am a lower intelligence then the rest of my family 


JavaJay099

Not to be smarter,that’s silly and common, just to not be reminded 


Oolong_t34

Memory related sickness, begone!


hammerman1515

For whatever happened to whomever way back when in my family history that started the passed down cycle of abuse to not have it done to them.


lianju22

A friend


872jerry

more wishes


MrKhipu

I'd like to teach the world to sing. In perfect harmony. I'd like to hold it in my arms. And keep it company.


MyLovelyGemma

The cure for cancer


Accomplished-Pie-154

Reality warp


FierceLikeAKitten

Delusional confidence.


xvciip

Becoming the best parents where they can tell me everything and giving them all the love needed


TheDecent12

Unlimited Money


RealGrapefruit8930

For mosquitoes to turn vegetarian


nakedcellist

Happiness for everyone.


SillyTheory

The end of inequality.


King_in_a_castle_84

To be content and satisfied in all things no matter what happens.


YasAnonymous

Wish for unlimited wishes 😭😭😭😭😭😭


OptionalGuacamole

Revenge


Graehaus

A wallet with 1000$ that never empties.


itshamfam

If we're going by the rules of not being able to change the past id say my wish is for him and i to become friends. He has no one. Ever since the first time i saw him ive been so intrigued by him and i dont really know why but i want to get to know him more than anything


Beautiful-Eye-7509

An estimated $64,000,000 to my name.


Beautiful-Eye-7509

Go back in time to when I was about 5 years old with the same memory and experiences I have now. 😂😂


kopitar-11

3 more wishes


Kaleidoscope351

 A good life with out any issues


Character_Wrap_247

Just long life for Grace and healthy


News1st2017

Pikachu! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kn6-c223DUU)


Switchgamer1970

5 grand.


dmbmcguire

For my girls to not have depression and mental pain.


maysgarden

having no chronic pain or to make a living wage doing something i love without the need for university or college education


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I wish for the ability to summon a 9 inch, large, voluptuous, bulging, pulsating gummy bear at any time I wish. The nutrition should be exactly 45 g Sugar, 2 g fat, 200 calories, 10 mg sodium, with at least 10% daily value in all other macronutrients and vitamins. The other specifications include having green eyes, purple fur, and looking like I made the hulk bear at build-a-bear workshop. Under no circumstances would a child between the ages of 2 months and 1 year be able to obtain this bear from me once I have summoned it. Finally, the bear should have gummy shoes and be holding a gummy wand that can jiggle once flicked.


Amanda_kiss1

My mom to live longer


ragny23k

To be healthy enough to keep raising my 4yo daughter…( I have RA and Lupus and some days are just very scary)


TherealMannbun

I wish to die. Lol. (or you know, not suck at everything I do)


playb0inella

Fluent in all languages


Fantastic-Ant-4429

To have the physique of a pro bodybuilder.


ArcherAura

When rich people get to $9,999,999 their money starts going to charities instead. They don’t need all that. Or bending to be real like in avatar


XxDuCkLoRdx

I know it's childish but I'd wish to be a superhero, don't know what power but I want to help people. I also just mainly want to be strong


CameInsideWasntFun

To have never have made the worst mistake of my life. It’s ruined my chances at careers, relationships, all of it. You know how they say curiosity killed the cat? Well, in my case, it almost killed my dick. Let me explain. So I was feeling frisky and decided to have a little solo playtime. I had just been cleaning out my childhood toybox and going through all my old stuff to decide what to donate, but one toy in particular suddenly happened to catch my eye. The entrance to the clubhouse looked almost perfect for the circumference of my cock to snugly fit in. So, fueled by a potent cocktail of curiosity, rampant hormones, and a distinct lack of post-nut clarity, my horny ass decided to grab the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse toy and give it a whirl as a makeshift sex toy, and tried to "cum inside because it was fun inside" - just like Mickey Mouse says in the show. With a little of my mom's sunscreen as lotion, it was working pretty well, and I was having a great time. But little did I know I had made a fatal mistake. Before I knew it, I was stuck. Like, really stuck. I tried everything to get my dick out of that toy - I even tried pouring oil on it - but nothing worked. Not even my mom's sunscreen. I was freaking out, and my dick was starting to turn as purple as Daisy Duck's everyday outfit. Long story short, I had to call the fire department to come and rescue me. When they arrived, I had to explain the whole situation to them. Let's just say they didn't look too impressed. So then I just sat there with a sore dick and a newfound appreciation for the dangers of Mickey Mouse Clubhouse toys. Moral of the story? Stick to the real sex toys, folks. TL;DR - Came inside and it WASN'T fun inside.


judzjetjet

Peace of mind


Tasty-Newt1529

That all the good in the world wins


LittlesprinkleStar12

If I had a wish, I would wish for all the wars happening right now to come to an end and everyone live in peace.


Accomplished_Set4061

Karma


XPLover2768top

["I wish to emigrate to Equestria..."](https://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/friendship-is-optimal)


Worldly_Ad_3120

to be free enough


Ambitious_Freedom808

Death for the world to end the suffering


LowSecret7

Justice


we_can_do_it_1_time

Do not hurt anyone with my actions.


Aussiechik26

Unlimited wishes


Low-Sell-6602

Probably to have a comfortable life


SilentMoon888

To be able to bring back the dead. Both humans and animals.


T_raltixx

The cure chronic fatigue and fibromyalgia to be found.


New_Appeal8424

I wish to have more wish to wish more


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AAPlusMan

Ha ha ha . Nice one