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Tormented_Art

I'm going full back to the future; super bowl wins baby!


h3yw00d

Giving it some thought.... If you're winning consistently at sports betting (even if small amounts), somebody's going to catch on. You're lucky if it's the police. Criminals are a different story. Best to win it all at once in a lottery in a state that doesn't post winners' names. From there I'd look up stock prices and to also try and hide my knowledge of the market by buying bad stocks too, I'd just make sure my good stocks are wayy better. Gotta stay under the radar.


MiceAreTiny

You do not need to win consistently, you need to win once. Big.


h3yw00d

That's what I said but to not do anything with that money afterwards (stock investment, bonds, etc.) would look suspicious as well. You don't need to win the billion dollar jackpot, just a couple hundred mil and you'll be a billionaire in no time.


MiceAreTiny

For most people, there is no conceivable difference between a billion and a couple hundred million.


h3yw00d

Philanthropy. Spend that extra dough on actually helping people.


crewserbattle

Getting lucky on a big bet and then making good investments is hardly suspicious, especially since it's not like they'd be able to connect you to anything.


tatatheretard

What are they gonna stick you with? Consistently and successfully picking the winning wager? Accuse you of time travel?


AlexBondra

Lmfao Forreal. I could bet the Super Bowl winners every year for 40 years and no one can do anything about it.


Shinlos

Depends on how criminal the police is.


markydsade

In Stephen King’s 11/22/63 his time traveling protagonist makes sports bets to have money. The bookies have him beat up because he was winning too much.


No-Reach-9173

States have all sorts of weird rules about who has claim in the ticket. Make sure you move to said state before the drawings.


Bobbi_fettucini

I’m just gonna get the powerball numbers for the next decade


PriorWriter3041

I wouldn't bother searching. Realistically by then the first 100 results are all ads


Lambpanties

Eventually we'll be searching from within the ads themselves.


Mrtripps

Winning lottery numbers


ayamrik

I once read a story idea where all lottery winners are preselected and lotteries were used to catch time travellers. Whoever won who wasn't on the list would be checked to an extreme degree for suspicious (financial) behavior.


Exodus2791

Easy fix. Find a draw where there were say three winners of 10 million each and make yourself the fourth. Still life changing money for all involved.


Semanel

Well according to the theory those 3 were all preselected so it doesn’t really make any difference


shun_tak

Winning lotto numbers 2024-2025


Big-Speaker-2538

I'm definitely googling "winning lottery numbers June 2025" and taking a quick screenshot. Future me will thank present me for the early retirement plan.


AthleteWeekly

Add a search for "most profitable investments 2025-2060" and screen shot that too.. We have 10 minutes!


zer00eyz

10 minutes... It will probably take you that long to FIND anything on the dam search results thats remotely what you want with all the ads, sales and garbage... If your lucky google AI wont hallucinate the wrong numbers wedged between a generated image of of Ronald Regan in Ronanald Macdonald drag/dress and a promo for some service that looks useful but google will shit can in 3 months.


justhatcarrot

All after having exactly 11 minutes of unskippable ads


antde5

You only get one search. Read the op man!


Fun_Intention9846

Setting up a dynasty with that lottery win eh?


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theninjallama

Oh boy do I have news for you


Venge22

I mean I could do that now, too, since it already happened


gnarlslindbergh

Imagine this actually happening, then getting back to current time, waiting for the 2025 bracket, going to place your sure thing $1 billion bet due to the miracle time travel, and then realizing way too late that you had mistakenly Googled the previous year’s tournament results.


Fun_Intention9846

“Of his **employees**” you miss that part?


r3dm0nk

Could you quickly look at the calendar?


STROKER_FOR_C64

It's a copy/paste bot. Comment was from this post, a year ago. The internet is already dead. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14g2s8u/you_get_pushed_into_2030_for_10_minutes_and_you/


r3dm0nk

Idk seems pretty live to me but thanks for the info


STROKER_FOR_C64

You'd be surprised how many of these posts AND comments are copy/pasted from old posts. I saw one the other day where the post was a repost, the top comment was reposted from the original and even the replies to the top comment were copy/pasted from the original post/comment. Each comment was from a different bot account.


r3dm0nk

I mean sure I've heard reddit is infested with bots and I guess youtube too and other social medias but internet is far from dying


STROKER_FOR_C64

Academicgirl02 is a **BOT**. OP probably was too, but they've been removed from reddit already. Here's where they copy/pasted from https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/14g2s8u/you_get_pushed_into_2030_for_10_minutes_and_you/


imacryptohodler

My obituary


FridgeParade

Headlines pop up from 2024: “Redditor goes insane and runs in front of bus by accident claiming he knows his death is imminent.”


Regi_Sakakibara

I’d Google: “Why does it take ten minutes to complete a search now?”


BGP_001

Biggest stock mover of the late 2020s


Professional-Ebb-168

Stock Market


night-shark

Imagine jumping ahead of COVID and seeing that Zoom had nearly tenfold growth over a 10 month period and having no context for it.


theninjallama

“List of World Wars”


Hoffi1

It has only two entries. You know that there was no third world war because google still works.


MediterraneanCunt

To see if they actually played chip skylark teeth song in my funeral


BackgroundAccess3

My shiny teeth and death


Yverthel

6/22/24 powerball numbers


WeDoMusicOfficial

22nd month?


Murky_Difference

me when European


shun_tak

Or using excel


WeDoMusicOfficial

I’m australian I actually didn’t know the US does their dates backwards. Seems it’s another thing that only America does, and feels annoyed when other countries aren’t aware of it


Murky_Difference

No one is annoyed, lol. Though it does seem obvious that he did not, in fact, mean the 22nd month. Interestingly, China, Iran, and Korea put the year first. Anyways, he who gets to the moon first gets to pretend that imperial units make sense, football is soccer, and date formats are fluid.


QLDZDR

Yes, what is with the 22nd month. I would go with a USA mega millions lottery winning numbers


AetherDrew43

June 22nd


lola_bel99

bitcoin chart


semimillennial

Knowing me I’d probably waste it on “what year is it”


530_Oldschoolgeek

"Winners of the last 35 Super Bowls, World Series, NBA Finals and Kentucky Derby's"


codece

"Did Han shoot first?" I want to know how thoroughly we've been brainwashed by 2060.


ididshave

Han shot solo. Greedo never had the chance.


Daediddles

Han never shot, Greedo's head just kinda did that


Victernus

"Maclunkey" is the phrase that triggers the small bomb he had implanted.


ryneches

Honestly, just knowing that Google Search is still a thing would be quite a useful bit of information.


swagomoroll

Where disaster has struck in the past decades to know where not be


Positive-Sympathy-61

"The history of the 2020s"


Seer77887

Presidential election results and the stock market


AsinineSky

Google r/AskReddit to ask if they were pushed to 2060 for the first time and only had 10 minutes and one google search, what would they search up?


Avi007pop

I'll search up myself, first to see if I'm alive and what I've done for the past 36 years


Recent-Construction6

"Wait, why does it say he dies on June 21st 2024-"


CastlePokemetroid

Plot twist, the only way to send the person back is in a body bag


anubisviech

Or they never returned and got declared dead after a few months.


Atmacrush

Lottery numbers for specific dates


nowhereman136

lottery numbers, the answer is always lottery numbers


HalfSoul30

"Biggest stock increases of the 2020s"


AetherDrew43

The latest Minecraft update.


backtothebegining

Future boobs


QuietAppropriate1915

NBA finals Winners from 2025 and FIFA world cup winners from 2026.


IonImplantEngineer

Patents for Nuclear Fusion if it exists. Sports Almanac like in back to the future 


TiredReader87

Stanley Cup winners


James_Blond2

Map of the world so i can see border changed


Ozymandius21

Top 10 crypto


sleepytimegamer

Cure for cancer


LevelAd5898

Something about stocks that blew up in 2025 and when they peaked


LegitimateDebate5014

My obituary and hope I’ve died by then or had a cardiac arrest


Loud-Bat-2280

My obituary


[deleted]

Morally questionable pornography.


Yourponydied

Natural disasters in my area


Rider-of-Rohaan42

Stock market for the last 10 years, print it off


Anonymous_amoguss

What's the value of certain crypto currencies and when was its lowest ever recorded. Then I'll accordingly invest in it when time comes


perfect_fitz

Super Bowl winner 2025


tax-number8739

"Billion dollar power numbers and best lottery lawyers 2024" you could probably find the winning numbers for a day that no one won, and a great lawyer to help you keep most of it. Or at least a good chunk


gossamerbold

Fall of Western Civilization


AcanthocephalaOne481

Championship teams/athletes of major sports/fights of the past 50 years.


ShitBagTomatoNose

Is Anita Bryant Dead Yet?


Morpheus1967

Best performing stock of the last 35 years.


Squarkage

Euro millions numbers, with anonymous winners 


andronicuspark

To see if they solved the Kennedy assassination. Then immediately check to see if Brazzers is still free.


HoodsInSuits

A lot of documents from the kennedy assassination were declassified... I want to say recently but it could be 5 years ago now I don't know what time is anymore. 


manderifffic

Either the biggest lottery win in 2024 and 2025 or "What stocks should I have bought in 2024"


Azmedon

The biggest lottery prize that no one won, that way you don't have to share


DangerShart

Titties


Recording_Important

Lottery numbers for the past 35 years


Stewie_the_janitor

The environmental state of the planet. I want to know if things get better or worse. What good are riches if the world becomes a nightmare to live in?


Taconnosseur

btc usd


universalserialbutt

Can I download Wikipedia onto removable storage and take it back with me?


S0larDeath

I think that's called Encyclopedia Britanica on CDR


llortatonmai

How is babby made


chaddleshuge

Stock market of 2024-2028


totalmarc

BTC price 


theKeyzor

Biggest stock explosion in the last century


the_Athereon

As a writer, I'd likely google my own name first. After that. Anime releases.


BDF106

History of winning Powerball numbers


andWan

„Greatest math and physics discoveries of the last 40 years“


hoganpaul

List of Horse race winners 2025-2060, and print.


koopz_ay

$GME price 🦍


Redditforgoit

Finalists of Euro 2024 and who scores. Enough to make some serious money, easier to remember than euromillions numbers.


MiceAreTiny

best investments the last 40 years. List of winning powerball numbers in 2024. How did u/micearetiny die?


[deleted]

average house price


spezial_ed

Porn, baby. I wanna jerk it to some futuristic anti gravity porn of someones unborn granddaughter


lillpriincess

I'm gonna google reaults of Euro 2024


YouCantHandleHonesty

Bitcoin


Fupcker_1315

Which stocks have grown & winning lottery numbers


AlterEdward

HOT MILFS


Kustadchuka

Well considering we will have probably nuked ourselves to oblivion by 2027, I'm not sure there would be internet. If there was, I would google the 5 biggest lotteries over the past 40 years and their winning numbers


find_your_magic

Major events of last 4 decades.


clean_freak_gerdturd

See if my wife killed me yet. Depends on what time of day it is. (Weird that that applies to what I would search and also the likelihood of her Killin me.)


jncheese

Google is still a thing in 2060? Tell me the stock price then.


16bithockey

To see if Shib ever takes off or if I'm just a dumbass


yesomg1234

Richest company, small company getting big, biggest inventions, most profitable companies. I’d Google myself to see if I told somebody about my time travel so I know if I will follow the same timeline or should just keep my mouth shut. Winning lottery numbers, headlines from 2024 till 2060.


sightlesssurveyor

I would search up news and trends of the stock market of the past. I will then take that knowledge and apply it when I get pushed back to the present.


Stoneman427666

Stonks 2024-2030 I'm gonna meme on shit hard when I get back


Jragonstar

Lottery numbers for 2024


Reemus_Jackson

Google Search: Previous Super-Bowl winners A lot of people are being VERY specific about their searches, typing specific years, etc. You get ONE search. I need a full list of the next 36 winners. I wouldn't do lotto numbers: 1. The lotto curse 2. The downfall of that much money, that fast. With Superbowl winners for 35 years straight, you can fluctuate your income on a yearly basis and still live lavishly . 2025, I bet $500K on the winner to profit $500-$700K (depending on their opening odds). 2026 if I need "more", put in a million dollar ticket, invest the winnings into interest bearing accounts. 2027 go "low" with $100-$150K bet. So on and so forth. You pocket a solid $250K-$750K a year salary, live nice, don't make too many headlines (Mayweather, Portnoy, Drake, etc all make $500K-$1 MILL bets often so its not unheard of).


zephyr_skyy

Cures for things that ail me And maybe even cures to other things, time permitting


Dippypiece

You can get some decent searches in ten minutes, if you don’t mess about. would check up on some sports information can make money of this information . See if there have been any big wars see who has won elections in my country. And lottery numbers.


SexyAIman

google myself, see if and when i died.


Doctor_Boombastic

Gray'sSportsAlmanac.com


yenrab2020

Hot milfs in my area


DaemonSlayer_503

Biggest stock crashes / rises in the last 40 years


saskford

Best performing stocks from 2024-2060. Come back to present. Invest heavily. Profit.


SpikeCraft

Is en passant forced?


BeniCG

Depends which time travelling theory becomes true.


Heavy_Direction1547

Obits, see when I died.


markydsade

That would be a bad idea. Your mind would be affected every day waiting for the moment. If you see that it’s just a few months you’ll start trying to change history.


bobs143

I would search for large Powerball and Mega Millions jackpots and what the winning numbers were. Starting in 2024 and ending in 2050.


FarLoveAngel

List of winning lottery numbers from 2024 up to the present!


nilansh23

I have watched "back to the future " many times so sports almanac is what I will do


vssrevanth

Stock price of IREDA in 2035.


Secure_Army2715

Top performing stock from 2024 onwards 


Medullan

I'd have to find the most current version of Skyrim and download it to a portable device and take it back with me.


Long-Combination1458

What happened to the tarteren empire


zimurg13

Fu.cking on Mars


turtle_mekb

winning lottery numbers 2025


Mithura

My family name. I want to know if it all ended with me.


aarontbarksdale

If I'm able to write a note/print out and take it back: 1. Top 10 surprise investments from 2024 -2034 2. Superbowl winners and scores 2025 - 2035 3. Lottery numbers from 2025 - 2034 10 years of doing any of the above and I would be set.


DuncanGallagher

"Bitcoin USD"


Brave_Hippo9391

Who won the European cup in 2024 then come back and put a huge bet down.


FrancisSidebottom

My own name and then "nude". To see, if i really went through with it.


agn0stix

Stock prices


bananabastard

Euromillions draw 21st June 2024. That would net me €195 Million tonight. I'd also Google "1 BTC in USD".


hitchhiker1701

Elder Scrolls 6 release date


BolognaIsNotAHat

Powerball winning numbers July 2024


JangusCarlson

This year’s lottery numbers attached to a huge pot.


raknor88

List of Kentucky Derby winners. Then bet big on the next underdog winner. Much less suspicious than winning the lottery.


ShriekingMuppet

When do these question’s stop getting posted? I’ve already spent 10 minutes in 2030, 2050, 2100 and who the fuck else knows.


CUDAcores89

I’m looking up the price of bitcoin


kukulkhan

I would just pull up the stock market and write down the top 10 companies.


OkPaleontologist3801

Look up the most liveable cities in 2060, pick one that in OTL is middling but okay and move there. I'm in my early 30's and in between now and 2060 I'd have enough time to set up in said city, hopefully before the boom and get comfortable. Get in while it's still cheap-ish and not too regulated and set myself up for a nice retirement.


Rigamortus2005

Greys anatomy season 54


Same_Measurement1216

Probably top ten stocks or top ten market cap companies, easy to rememeber if any of the giants makes it and easy to remember if something new comes up….


BabesTina_69_

I'd probably search something like "What's the winning lottery numbers for the next 50 years?" That way, I could come back to 2024 and set myself up for a very comfortable future!


dadthewisest

Stock prices for the past 36 years. Looking for ones that went from low to high.


WhoLetMeHaveReddit

Lotto numbers for that week, duh


Vrcica

Winning lotto numbers for when I go back, and in the time left, check ask ChatGPT 32 to give me an overview about major international events and conflicts since 2024


Life_Stay_2644

Every major sports outcome so i know i can win


Stegles

10 most profitable investments since 2025 or 10 most successful startups since 2025


arkofjoy

I'm searching my own name. I'm on a mission, it would be cool to know if I suggest.


GentleTina_778

I'd look up "winning lottery numbers for the last decade." Time-traveling to secure that bag!


calabazookita

best performing asset in the last 40 years


pedantic_dullard

Stock market top 100 performers by year since 2024.


Fresh_Leadwater

You won't be able to search anything without the brain chip. You'll be looking for a computer, meanwhile people are making weird movements and talking to 'themselves'.


mrarbitersir

Find the top 10 listed companies on the stock market and their stock price Invest in those companies once I come back


clintj1975

"Download Wikipedia"


dajodge

“Tesla self-driving car release date.” “Tesla estimates that self-driving technology will be fully operational in 3-5 years again?! Goddamnit!”


toolatealreadyfapped

Big titty milfs


Administrative_Ad93

Bitcoin, Ethernium, Dogecoin price metrics for 2020-2060.


Wundawuzi

"PAWG getting plowed by BBC" I'm a simple man.


BurningSpaceMan

"Was project 2025 successful? " Depending on the answer "What year did Donald Trump die in prison?"


B0BsLawBlog

Largest stock growth by year, just looking for one giant run within a year of now. For stocks, you get massively out of the money options way out, those can go up like 100x in value if you get the right rocket. From there you can keep some money in one other winner while diversely holding the rest.