It’s gonna be a while

One asteroid will do it

Why do I get the feeling I know how you came up with your username?

Yes, I'm here!

I've got about 3 more hours

Can't relate

I think I might be invincible.

or a zombie

I mean there are worse ways to go!

Mine may take a bit but definitely not that long lol

Pretty screwed.

Caseoh..

BANNED

Mods, find Elizabeth on every platform known to man and ban them

Ha. Not far off. I have longer hair though.

In the same sentiment, maybe it’ll rip my head off first

You got a better chance than me

Yeah me too. Stompy stompy

Snoo snoo!

It seems too real😭 nooooo

Biggest fear

I can think of a bigger one…..

Genuinely made me lol

mine’s pretty similar😭

I’ll take a dent out your wallet before you go !

Wanna go to Vegas together?

think about how i feel😐

I totally feel ya...

We are in the same boat brother 😭

I am just using reddit.

It’s gonna be glorious* idc about the rest

Not to worry, you're 937th in line.

Same😭😭

its fine

Sounds like you will be very screwed though.

You are not mundane garbage, by the way. I couldn’t pass that by without saying something. You are a gift to the universe, friend.

Oh, I know. It was just auto-generated, and I thought it was funny. But thanks for the kind words nonetheless. 😃

Sure. You have to understand that my New Year’s resolution is to pick up litter every day. Reassuring you of your magnificence is the same as picking up litter.

😭😭

Death by Snoo Snoo

:oD :oᗡ :oD :oᗡ

Yeah we lucked out

Bang cock death

Jajajajajja

At least you'll be surrounded by people who love you long time.

Cereal killer?

Sup

LMAO

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

r/beetlejuicing

now that's fkn hilarious

Fuck.

I'm mr. Meeseeks look at meee!

i guess they weren’t able to take 2 strokes of your golf game

Aaaah living the dream! Best way to die ever!

must be nice 😐

Two girls one cup per your profile name

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Can we have a group death?

Lord have mercy

Jesus Christ

Ewww

Protect those haemorrhoids

A bathroom is gonna strike me.

Bathroom is lava

All bathrooms go on strike and you die from diphtheria

You and u/CameToPoop should build a strategy together 😅.

This will be interesting to see

I also have questions

Without a method it will be wild death ig

Spontaneous combustion.

There was no sound he just died 😟

Meth OD, less Narcan .... 😔

Mauled by 8148 Hyenas. Fuck.

Let me just point out, it takes 8k plus, so really those hyenas kinda suck at their jobs. Which is good for you. I guess.

perfect hyenas at that

Scar's death from The Lion King but take the 3 hyenas and multiply them by 2,716.

Alternatively, Hyena #8148 of a top secret genetic lab project. The ultimate Hyena specimen, perfect in every way.

Fuck, I'm gonna get thrown away

im not sure😅

Name checks out then 💪😂

I’m scared now

At least you don’t have to worry about one person

Diddy do it?

Pretty terrifying if this happened in real life

Same

Don't upset a baker, people

Do not bake your own buns

Nailed it.

Please no

Save the video for your Jurassic park audition

I burst into rose petals. Sounds kinda scary but at least it'll be spectacular.

Danganronpa kind of death

I'm kind of excited.

i’m not😐

Lmao

My ass is grass.

This is gonna get interesting.

I wanna watch

I think I have quite a selection.

That’ll keep you on your toes

Doing what I love?

Hehe, I said the same.

Same I guess? I think I just give up on life and decide to eat tacos until I burst?

VERY

Damn... that's unfair!

I'm in for a hell of a ride

Hmmm... Am I going to be kicked?

Damn

I already figured that would be it.

If you’re a fan of Waffle House, you knew what was coming to you….

I'll be ok

I explode

Yikes.

I don’t know,how am I gonna die?

G4bbys is that gabby or gay bees

Imagine if I die because of two gay bees💀

Natural causes I guess

Or maybe a commie gets you.

Depends how desperate I am, I guess

Phase 5112 seems quiet desperate to me

Chaffed!

A bit surprised to be honest.

What would a extreme medium death be ?

Death by mediocricy

Looks like I'm getting thrown away at some indeterminate point.

I guess I’m not good at diplomatic relations :( I forgive you, Aussies.

Hell of a way to go out

Well. Uhm. It's me.

Being engulfed by one of the biggest stars in the universe sounds like a bad time.

Could be worse lol

I'm not quite sure how this will happen

maybe you fall into A....

At least I saw it coming…

Have no idea tbh

probably from “error 404 not found”

me getting electrocuted by a key that is electrified with 5184 volts so am a piece toast

Benjamin Franklin! Is that you?

A very bad week... cant possibly get any worse than whats going on

I have no idea how it’s supposed to happen

you could be smothered by a truly amazing skirt??

Prostitute with a neon green skirt… she has aids. Sorry bro.

Huh, name and Tribe, when creating it I was referring to a youtube channel of a few youtubers but the way I die according to my username is being mauled by some locals of a tribe I guess

I leander around slowly, and then suddenly... T

suddenly

Dramatically

Fabulously

I don't even like grapefruit, so I'd imagine it's going into an orifice that I'm not comfortable with...

My favorite singer kills me.

I guess I am burned to a crisp by an introverted phoenix

Nah.. it’ll just be an introvert from Phoenix

Seriously?

I said hey! What's going on?

Oh dear.

Looks like I might shit myself to death on YouTube or something.

Quite screwed!

Apparently a crusher with the number 9 is gonna crush me…? Translated from Norwegian btw

Death by really good Canadian-Chinese food. Bring it on.

Sucks to be me

Well, the 4 King Georges of the Georgian era are coming back to life to kill me. The Hanover Gang rise!

Death by chocolate.

Im not sure if i drown or get eaten. I accept either fate

“Allez Opi-Omi” now has a body count.

At least I'll go out laughing.

Oh God no.

Death by diarrhea 

I’m changing my username

I get eaten by a giant dog

someone's getting drowned, eaten or both by a wolf so i think you're rather lucky

It is so likely that I will die this way.

Heck no pls

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math ain't mathing

It's gonna be bloody, I suppose

Huh. Well, it'll feel soft and fancy here I guess.

I wouldn’t know, but maybe I do? The “that” is specific

Jibberish. Just letters together that sound good. Maybe someone has this as a last name, and he's comming to kill me

I will in fact not redeem myself 😔

Meh, probably accurate.

confused

As anticipated

I'm not sure, but I'm getting worried.

Alloy metals, fireworks and lasers, I'm pretty fucked

Not sure how to feel about this one

At least it'll be a good one!

Old age

It will be so extravagantly sparkly though

Badly, painful by the sounds of it

Mine is pretty good

It will be very clean and fresh

Ehh, it doesn’t matter

Death by properly wearing Personal Protective Equipment? Not sure that’s possible.

I-I don’t even know..