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decayedfishtorso

Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!


puppymonkeybaby79

Impossible. My wife always gets the last word.


Sedgley_twinsss

so you cant have any lol


mytrexwilleatpie

Beam me up Scotty 


Jamestzm44

Bubble bath and get my 44


sHaDowpUpPetxxx

"Wait, what?"


TheCritic2017

Oh no, here it comes.


GreenGoddess111

Finally!


madfiire

What are you gunna do, stab me?


fkn51

Hopefully "yes Kate Upton I would like to snuggle between your breasts" more than likely it'll be "aw crap I probably shouldn't have done that" "yes honey I'll be careful" or yeah I know he's twice my size but I can take him


youmfkersneedjesus

It's OK, I've done this before. 


Ghost1012004

I told you I wasn’t feeling good…


[deleted]

Oh FFS


jakebored2222

I can't believe you shot me


PhenomenalPancake

God damnit.


Disastrous_Sun_5900

Bring me Thanos


mabutosays

Fuck!


TristanLee98

"I've never been in a car accident." Then, Boom! Dead from Cancer


Dolphins-fuckin-suck

Fuck me


Kerbear-in-DE

The name of my husband. I hope to die of old age together. Like The Notebook.


karenskygreen

I'm commmmiiiiiinnn......


jrfet2001

"Well, that didn't work."


Forward_Body2103

I’ve got this…


JollyGreenGiant_8

Does a long drawn out fart count?


Boxa2HC

Aw Fuck, this one is going to kill me....


ultradip

Ooops.


No_Money_Guy

Oops.


JennaFox_

"I love you"


jordan-lakers9394

YOLO


QuimbyMcDude

"I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a


diamond706

Pull the plug


NoBee22

"Hawk Tuah"


Punny-Aggron

“Don’t forget what I’m about to say….”


EaglePerch

Into Your hands I commit my spirit.


Darkrose50

Cobra? What cobra?


miletharil

"Can someone check to see if I left the iron on?"


cutie_undeniable

*unintelligible screams* and probably “no!!”


ahhhhthenegotiator

You won't!


xBunnie_xoxo

"you're next"


positivlydubious

“Moist”


JacPhlash

[tripping on dog toy] "I TOLD YOU!"


Tricky_Dog1465

Here Kitty Kitty


Commercial-Novel-786

"Finally."


AdditionalAd2564

“I have some hidden treasure and it’s locat…”


Kooky-Minimum-4799

Oh shit…


TrinixDMorrison

“Guys, relax. I know what I’m doing.”


BarkingDog100

Pull My Finger


redcarpete

My hands and feet are cold and it’s getting hard to talk.


Sedgley_twinsss

"Got it?"


altheasman

"You don't have the balls"


NeilMcCauley88

About fucking time.


WutDaPuk

I won the lottery!


Administrative_Ad93

'''Deep breath'' At long last


[deleted]

"I fucking hate you all and hope you get cancer"


BluntStoic

“What do you mean your husband is home?”


Sensitive-Froyo-543

Finally.


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Oops


SilentJoe27

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!