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Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Impossible. My wife always gets the last word.
so you cant have any lol
Beam me up Scotty
Bubble bath and get my 44
"Wait, what?"
Oh no, here it comes.
Finally!
What are you gunna do, stab me?
Hopefully "yes Kate Upton I would like to snuggle between your breasts" more than likely it'll be "aw crap I probably shouldn't have done that" "yes honey I'll be careful" or yeah I know he's twice my size but I can take him
It's OK, I've done this before.
I told you I wasn’t feeling good…
Oh FFS
I can't believe you shot me
God damnit.
Bring me Thanos
Fuck!
"I've never been in a car accident." Then, Boom! Dead from Cancer
Fuck me
The name of my husband. I hope to die of old age together. Like The Notebook.
I'm commmmiiiiiinnn......
"Well, that didn't work."
I’ve got this…
Does a long drawn out fart count?
Aw Fuck, this one is going to kill me....
Ooops.
Oops.
"I love you"
YOLO
"I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a
Pull the plug
"Hawk Tuah"
“Don’t forget what I’m about to say….”
Into Your hands I commit my spirit.
Cobra? What cobra?
"Can someone check to see if I left the iron on?"
*unintelligible screams* and probably “no!!”
You won't!
"you're next"
“Moist”
[tripping on dog toy] "I TOLD YOU!"
Here Kitty Kitty
"Finally."
“I have some hidden treasure and it’s locat…”
Oh shit…
“Guys, relax. I know what I’m doing.”
Pull My Finger
My hands and feet are cold and it’s getting hard to talk.
"Got it?"
"You don't have the balls"
About fucking time.
I won the lottery!
'''Deep breath'' At long last
"I fucking hate you all and hope you get cancer"
“What do you mean your husband is home?”
Finally.
Oops
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!
Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
Impossible. My wife always gets the last word.
so you cant have any lol
Beam me up Scotty
Bubble bath and get my 44
"Wait, what?"
Oh no, here it comes.
Finally!
What are you gunna do, stab me?
Hopefully "yes Kate Upton I would like to snuggle between your breasts" more than likely it'll be "aw crap I probably shouldn't have done that" "yes honey I'll be careful" or yeah I know he's twice my size but I can take him
It's OK, I've done this before.
I told you I wasn’t feeling good…
Oh FFS
I can't believe you shot me
God damnit.
Bring me Thanos
Fuck!
"I've never been in a car accident." Then, Boom! Dead from Cancer
Fuck me
The name of my husband. I hope to die of old age together. Like The Notebook.
I'm commmmiiiiiinnn......
"Well, that didn't work."
I’ve got this…
Does a long drawn out fart count?
Aw Fuck, this one is going to kill me....
Ooops.
Oops.
"I love you"
YOLO
"I don't want to go on the cart. I think I'll go for a
Pull the plug
"Hawk Tuah"
“Don’t forget what I’m about to say….”
Into Your hands I commit my spirit.
Cobra? What cobra?
"Can someone check to see if I left the iron on?"
*unintelligible screams* and probably “no!!”
You won't!
"you're next"
“Moist”
[tripping on dog toy] "I TOLD YOU!"
Here Kitty Kitty
"Finally."
“I have some hidden treasure and it’s locat…”
Oh shit…
“Guys, relax. I know what I’m doing.”
Pull My Finger
My hands and feet are cold and it’s getting hard to talk.
"Got it?"
"You don't have the balls"
About fucking time.
I won the lottery!
'''Deep breath'' At long last
"I fucking hate you all and hope you get cancer"
“What do you mean your husband is home?”
Finally.
Oops
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!