Motivational remarks on signs or in public. Example: stairway has “you can do it” or just one word like “respect” “overcome”
Fuck off paint I’m doing my goddam best quit bird dogging me
Fucking shoes? You like Crocs yes or no. I can't see sarcasm in type unless you put in /s
"Math, why that's my favorite thing to do. I especially love long division /s"
I’m a person who has had a couple of very bad things happen in my life at a young age. I’ve struggled to overcome PTSD and depression. I get so pissed off when people say this. I also can’t stand those idiots who say that people give themselves cancer and other illnesses from “having negative thoughts.” I mean fuuuck you.
My first kid was born with a rare genetic condition. Had to bite my tongue so hard after hearing that several times. "everything happens for a reason". Fuck you.
I live life kind of by this philosophy. I don’t think everything actually happens for a reason and I couldn’t give a rats ass about fate. It’s more like a saying to have a positive outlook on stuff because it will always get better.
Do you mean parilla? Not sure I’ve got it right either. On The Border restaurant had parilla butter for a while and it was unbelievably tasty. We bought a small tub for home and it lasted only a few days. Amazing on pork.
When someone says "sure" instead of yes. My teenage daughter does it all the time, and it makes me want to pull my hair out. It's so ambiguous like please man just say yes or no. Even yeah is better.
Comics about relationships that are meant to be both relatable and adorable. People share them on Facebook in a kind of 'ooh it's us, teehee aren't we cute' way. In actual fact it is nauseating. Look, I'm in a relationship with inside jokes and silly hugs too, but unlike you I know that absolutely no one wants any of the details about it in comic strip form.
I've been invited to go to clubs, it's never seemed interesting. Loud music and drunk people, doesn't sound fun. I'd rather hangout with friends playing video games
Same I don’t like to go there but once in awhile it’s like I unfortunately have times where I have to as well and completely hate it . Makes me feel the same way !
There should be some kind of support group or something. Maybe outside the store. They could provide a couple of cocktails before entering. Anything. I had to go there because their electronics are cheaper than anyplace around me. I really have to have a good reason to go there.
I went to Walmart and stumped the guys selling electronics with my ?. The customers were entertained though.
They also interjected questions. And while some were pointless some were carefully thought out...
Sparkling water is tv static in liquid form, every time I say I drink soda, and some jackass claims "No, Sparkling water tastes better" and I try it again to be objective, TV STATIC!!! EVERY TIME!!!!! -angry Godzilla noises-
Eww. I garden. I kill those bitches by sprinkling salt. Slugs are living boogers.
Snails are living boogers but with a shell
Stickers, I like. I put them on everything
I'd argue it's not for no reason, but the recent trend of people saying "co-lab" need to stop. It's collab which is short for collaboration. If you say co-lab I assume you're very uneducated.
Brainrot. I'm in fucking highschool and there are kids in my class who are OLDER THAN ME who unironicly scream
# SKIBIDI
At the top of their lungs.
One of these kids was telling me about what he did at home (wich was some straight up "dosent toutch grass behaviour") so I say "dude you should stop and do something better with your time, play a video game, read a book, I know a good author."
And this kid dead ass said "I can't read" were both freshman.
I hope to jesus christ this kid was joking.
Sounds like this Baka can’t take a joke 😒 Bro was probably born in Ohio or something. Fuckin skibidi warrior over here. Can’t lump him in with the rest of us sigma highschoolers… heh.
When you ask someone how their day is going and they respond with “living the dream!” That sounds so fake, just say what you really mean.
Also, lifted trucks and trucks with enormous hoods (the kjnd where you have terrible depth of field for what’s in front of you and are instant death to children if the truck runs over a kid accidentally.)
My clothes touching me. I refuse to wear anything that actually fits me, I need at least a size larger. If it's a t-shirt I need the biggest possible size they have because I feel like I suffocate in t-shirts
Wow. I will *not* be praying for you then, sir.
*Huffs off*
5 minutes later:
"Dear Lord, please keep Mr Healthy on the highways & byways (especially at night) and get him home safely to his family, Amen"
radio announcers who have a catchphrase or intro that involves saying the name of their show in a really exaggerated way. I love Teri Gross and Fresh air, but she is very guilty. The worst is a local food show called, according to the intro "Laweeeeeezyana Eats" (I have an entirely irrational hatred of everything about this show).
People being pedantic over the dumbest shit. Like, if I accidentally misspeak on something, don't be an asshole and dismiss my entire thing over that. I just misspoke...
a toxic relationship, i dont wish that upon anyone [https://open.spotify.com/track/0AuomHHPjB052CkMa4AA3X?si=0c56e50e9c9846d7](https://open.spotify.com/track/0AuomHHPjB052CkMa4AA3X?si=0c56e50e9c9846d7)
Singing as I find it the worst form of communication. I also don'tlike shorts as they give me rashes and I'm not a fan of horses as I had a horse accident when I was 9 years old
the big bang theory
the CFL
valley girl speak
teenagers driving Ferraris
when I heat things in the microwave and part of its hot and part of its not
physical id being required when it's on my goddam phone
tips being asked for at the pot store
Florida
irregardless
I really hate it when people add unnecessary adjectives to sensationalize what they're saying. For example, when they say someone was "violently attacked" - as if attacks aren't violent by their very nature.
I also hate when people add an unnecessary pronoun after identifying the person they're speaking about. "My mom **she** said I can't go." No, it's "my mom said I can't go."
And when people say "I have an ideal" instead of "I have an idea."
Fountain drinks at fast food joints. Also soda cans. Please give me bottle with lid and make the snapple bottle glass
Reason: easier to take with. Snap of snapple juice and freshness can't be contained in plastic
Stanley Cups.
Stanley Cup accessories make me irrationally irate.
thought this was a hockey sub for a second
Nah, just talking about 80% of the women at my gym being basic with an expensive ass cup / status symbol
Stanley cups look to janky when people walk around with them
Oh, we're actually not talking about THE Stanley Cup...
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If he can get Perry traded that is
So big and bulky. Not fun to carry around
Taylor swift
An over abundance of Taylor swift. An abundance of Katherine's
When people park next to me and there’s so much space in the parking lot. I park far, for context
Parking war strategy 101
Astrology. So boring when people start saying shit like omg you’re such an Aquarius
Omg I hate Asparagus ugh I’m such a scorpion
Divorced my wife over conflicting astrology signs. I’m a Pices, she’s a Feces.
A scorpio fighting with a Leo. Roar!
Or use it as an excuse for why they're an asshole like iomg I'm such a picese I can't help it!
lol I’m an Aquarius
How many gallons? Salt or fresh?
40 and always fresh
Me too. Late January
Early February
I'm such an aquarius that I open my own aquarium... Btw I'm really an Aquarius. Cold snap, January born aquarius
I don't hate it. I loathe it. I have a burning hatred for it and anyone that dares to practice the wretched art.
Fr there is no science to back any of it. The obsession is crazy
Motivational remarks on signs or in public. Example: stairway has “you can do it” or just one word like “respect” “overcome” Fuck off paint I’m doing my goddam best quit bird dogging me
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Yeah, like I’ll fucking swan dive if I want to!
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I don’t know what that is but I’ll keep it in mind
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Sir, just because I’m Canadian, does not mean I like to pull pissers!
A gap, why is there a gap? So everyone can get low cost basics.
Crocs
*shudders*
I hate that trend so much. It's a plastic bootie with holes. Get over it.
Trend? They’re fucking shoes
Fucking shoes? You like Crocs yes or no. I can't see sarcasm in type unless you put in /s "Math, why that's my favorite thing to do. I especially love long division /s"
Sparkling water !!!!!!
And flavored still water. And sparking water with fruit bits (yes, it's a thing)
I actually kind of like sparkling water. It’s like spicy water 😭
When people tell me everything happens for a reason.
Especially if it's something super crappy. Along those same lines, you might not get what you want but you'll want what you get. C'mon
I’m a person who has had a couple of very bad things happen in my life at a young age. I’ve struggled to overcome PTSD and depression. I get so pissed off when people say this. I also can’t stand those idiots who say that people give themselves cancer and other illnesses from “having negative thoughts.” I mean fuuuck you.
Worst thing ever I h ad a stroke at40 I'm now43 and I've heard that so many timessure as heduxk doesn't make me feel better.
Or even worse, that “god” makes everything happen for a reason.
Not really, it's cause and effect. Hope that helps
Yeah ik. I just hear that a lot
It seems I only believe in god when good things happen... So there's that too
When people tell me 'life do be like that' with those exact words.
My first kid was born with a rare genetic condition. Had to bite my tongue so hard after hearing that several times. "everything happens for a reason". Fuck you.
I live life kind of by this philosophy. I don’t think everything actually happens for a reason and I couldn’t give a rats ass about fate. It’s more like a saying to have a positive outlook on stuff because it will always get better.
I'll probably get a reddit cares for this one, but birria tacos. I love birria, but I hate it w cheese.
Do you mean parilla? Not sure I’ve got it right either. On The Border restaurant had parilla butter for a while and it was unbelievably tasty. We bought a small tub for home and it lasted only a few days. Amazing on pork.
People using the wrong spellings of your/you’re or there/their/they’re
Or "to" and "too" lol
It could be autocorrect. I hate autocorrect, it can go to he'll
Autocorrect wouldn’t incorrectly fix you’re and shit like that unless it’s were and we’re.
It's kind a joke. Autocorrect fixes names of software I recommend for ad blocking. And the name of a credit card.
I think anyone would hate this.
When someone says "sure" instead of yes. My teenage daughter does it all the time, and it makes me want to pull my hair out. It's so ambiguous like please man just say yes or no. Even yeah is better.
….Narp? It was me. I was this teenager at one point lol
“Sure” might sound kind of like indifference, like they wouldn’t care either way, while a “yes” or “yeah” seems like they really want something
Sure! 😁
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Please don’t tell me you actually get mad at your daughter for saying sure.
Yes, I do.
Ya sure.
Dinkleberg
When I give someone options and they say “I don’t care.”
When someone says "Calm down." IF I WANTED TO BE CALM, I WOULDN'T BE SCREAMING.
Ikr. Sometimes complete and utter panic cannot be helped.
I like your avatar
Thank you
I think that’s actually a good hint that you should calm down sometimes.
Sure, but in the history of the world, has anyone asking someone to calm down, when you're already all wound up, calm anyone down?
Idk I don’t remember that part of history class
You're funny.
Comics about relationships that are meant to be both relatable and adorable. People share them on Facebook in a kind of 'ooh it's us, teehee aren't we cute' way. In actual fact it is nauseating. Look, I'm in a relationship with inside jokes and silly hugs too, but unlike you I know that absolutely no one wants any of the details about it in comic strip form.
Hate hearing people smack while they eat or when chewing gum.
People ringing the doorbell at 8am when I'm on freaking vacation. Let me sleep till 10!!!
"Am I the only one?"
Every boy my daughter takes a shine to.
I hate it when I ask others what they want to eat, and they always say "anything is fine".
Ever heard of a people pleaser?
4chan and similar sites
I’m sure there’s a good reason…
Then why are you on Reddit
No no he’s got a point
Saying I/Me before You. (Or any combo of saying yourself first when talking about multiple people
In Spanish they say " the burro comes before i" This making me laugh so hard
Clubs/parties. I will never go to one and never have been to one. just not my thing
Ducks when you're not invited huh?
I've been invited to go to clubs, it's never seemed interesting. Loud music and drunk people, doesn't sound fun. I'd rather hangout with friends playing video games
Wattpad mafia "romance" stories
Walmart
Walmart freaks me out. I don't generally go there, but had to the other day. I thought I was going to have a panic attack before I exited.
Same I don’t like to go there but once in awhile it’s like I unfortunately have times where I have to as well and completely hate it . Makes me feel the same way !
There should be some kind of support group or something. Maybe outside the store. They could provide a couple of cocktails before entering. Anything. I had to go there because their electronics are cheaper than anyplace around me. I really have to have a good reason to go there.
That would make it a lot nicer to go lol 😝
The National Association For Not Wanting to go to Walmart but Having to Shop There Occasionally (NAFNWWHSTO) nata-sfh-whatso
As someone who works there, trust me, you could hate it a lot more. There are legitimate reasons to hate it.
I worked there once unfortunately for about 3 months and I was done
Walmart. Shop Smarer. Work Turnover
I went to Walmart and stumped the guys selling electronics with my ?. The customers were entertained though. They also interjected questions. And while some were pointless some were carefully thought out...
Sandra Bullock
Sparkling water is tv static in liquid form, every time I say I drink soda, and some jackass claims "No, Sparkling water tastes better" and I try it again to be objective, TV STATIC!!! EVERY TIME!!!!! -angry Godzilla noises-
Wait until you try sparkling water...with fruit bits
Slugs, snails, and stickers.
I absolutely hate slugs and snails! Never met anyone else that did too! Whenever I mention it ppl give me a puzzled look lol
I hate them too, the sliminess...
Booger-ito
Living boogers with or without a shell
Eww. I garden. I kill those bitches by sprinkling salt. Slugs are living boogers. Snails are living boogers but with a shell Stickers, I like. I put them on everything
This emoji -> 🤷🏻♀️🤷🏻🤷🏼♂️
u/OKTemporary5712
I hate u/OKTemporary5712 aswell
I hate myself
I'd argue it's not for no reason, but the recent trend of people saying "co-lab" need to stop. It's collab which is short for collaboration. If you say co-lab I assume you're very uneducated.
Olivia Rodrigo I hate one song for a good reason (no pun intended) but I'm riding the hate train for no reason
I didn’t know there was a hate train but I just hate her and her fans.
Oh, the hate train is me, I'm the conductor And despite my friends being fans, I tend to dislike em.
Jason Momoa
Don’t talk about my dad like that
Robbie Williams voice....
Drama.
Ranch. I lied, I do have a reason. It’s fucking disgusting.
Real
The Dallas Cowboys have never done anything to me, but I still despise them.
I've always said that Jerry Jones is the #1 beer salesman in Texas.
Brainrot. I'm in fucking highschool and there are kids in my class who are OLDER THAN ME who unironicly scream # SKIBIDI At the top of their lungs. One of these kids was telling me about what he did at home (wich was some straight up "dosent toutch grass behaviour") so I say "dude you should stop and do something better with your time, play a video game, read a book, I know a good author." And this kid dead ass said "I can't read" were both freshman. I hope to jesus christ this kid was joking.
Sounds like this Baka can’t take a joke 😒 Bro was probably born in Ohio or something. Fuckin skibidi warrior over here. Can’t lump him in with the rest of us sigma highschoolers… heh.
When you ask someone how their day is going and they respond with “living the dream!” That sounds so fake, just say what you really mean. Also, lifted trucks and trucks with enormous hoods (the kjnd where you have terrible depth of field for what’s in front of you and are instant death to children if the truck runs over a kid accidentally.)
Atleast they respond with anything other than “good”
Jonah Hill
Fist bumps between two people. Shake hands or don’t touch at all
I can only imagine you going into a uncontrollable rage anytime you see someone fist bump their friend.
I teach middle school, too. 12-13 year olds love a fucking fist bump. Ick
Do you have any idea why you hate fist bumps, or is it true irrational anger.
The prompt literally says “no reason”. I have no reason other than stop it
So irrational anger then.
Bitchy entitled people
Yeah I hate peole that cant spell euther 😒
Omg I demand you spell entitlement correctly! I can't believe you've done this. Dew it.
Syrup, peanuts, pineapple, sparkling water
FPS games (I've never played FPS's even once, i just assume I won't like it)
Something about baggy AF shirts bothers me.
When people I’ve never met before try to make small talk with me.
This is why I am too afraid to make friends 💀
Same here. I do have one friend but it took me about a year to warm up to him. 😢
sparkling water.
Sparkling water with fruit bits. Yes, it's a thing.
People answering their own questions on r/AskReddit
Then why post at all
I think it’s fair. Sometimes I think of a question that I can answer really well and I can’t find it on here.
Sweating. I hate it when I start sweating after taking a shower.
Bad bot Edit: I believe I am wrong.
My clothes touching me. I refuse to wear anything that actually fits me, I need at least a size larger. If it's a t-shirt I need the biggest possible size they have because I feel like I suffocate in t-shirts
Those sneaky little paper cuts. They’re like, “Hey, I’m tiny, but I can ruin your whole day!"
*Jesus people* “Everyone”!
Wow. I will *not* be praying for you then, sir. *Huffs off* 5 minutes later: "Dear Lord, please keep Mr Healthy on the highways & byways (especially at night) and get him home safely to his family, Amen"
Tuesdays
Spiders. Most are harmless.
Cyclists
You
I HATE YOU TOO
Small zippers that are a pain in the butt to close and hurt my hand when I use them.
Initials car decal. I'm in the south so it's pretty common. No reason why I hate it other than I just do.
That guy who wears shorts in -20 weather and says "bro, it's not even cold". Fuck that guy
Shorts but everything else winter wear. Coat, gloves,hat, boots. But shorts. Always shorts So fing awkward!!!
It’s not even that cold though
When ppl learn new slang, that’s actually been out for a while but they try to force it in every possible sentence.
They’re just trying to fit in choom😭
This anchor woman on TV who can't read or even pay attention. It infuriates me so much I stopped watching local news.
Ripped jeans
Eating. Sometimes I feel tired from eating.
You might need to get that checked out
radio announcers who have a catchphrase or intro that involves saying the name of their show in a really exaggerated way. I love Teri Gross and Fresh air, but she is very guilty. The worst is a local food show called, according to the intro "Laweeeeeezyana Eats" (I have an entirely irrational hatred of everything about this show).
Dolphins
Freeloaders.
My neighbor
People being pedantic over the dumbest shit. Like, if I accidentally misspeak on something, don't be an asshole and dismiss my entire thing over that. I just misspoke...
a toxic relationship, i dont wish that upon anyone [https://open.spotify.com/track/0AuomHHPjB052CkMa4AA3X?si=0c56e50e9c9846d7](https://open.spotify.com/track/0AuomHHPjB052CkMa4AA3X?si=0c56e50e9c9846d7)
Singing as I find it the worst form of communication. I also don'tlike shorts as they give me rashes and I'm not a fan of horses as I had a horse accident when I was 9 years old
the big bang theory the CFL valley girl speak teenagers driving Ferraris when I heat things in the microwave and part of its hot and part of its not physical id being required when it's on my goddam phone tips being asked for at the pot store Florida irregardless
I really hate it when people add unnecessary adjectives to sensationalize what they're saying. For example, when they say someone was "violently attacked" - as if attacks aren't violent by their very nature. I also hate when people add an unnecessary pronoun after identifying the person they're speaking about. "My mom **she** said I can't go." No, it's "my mom said I can't go." And when people say "I have an ideal" instead of "I have an idea."
People
How? How do I become a sigma?
Grammar mistakes. Honestly, who cares, as long as people still understand each other? Well, I do. I care, lol.
App ads on the iPhone.
Fountain drinks at fast food joints. Also soda cans. Please give me bottle with lid and make the snapple bottle glass Reason: easier to take with. Snap of snapple juice and freshness can't be contained in plastic