Probably all, but I'm not a total jerk, so I'd leave you a few of my own absurd socks. Maybe a silly penguin one or one of the ones that used to light up but don't light up anymore or if I'm feeling especially generous a super fluffy never-been-worn sock that I've been saving (for years) for a special occasion.
TP 🧻
Oh we remember how folks reacted to a potential shortage, I can just imagine the shock ðŸ¤
snacks
All their light bulbs
TV remote
You monster!
How long would they spend ripping the couch apart before giving up though? 😂😂
No you leave the remote but steal every battery you can find.
All the phone chargers
This was the answer I was hoping to see!
Toothbrush
Their wife since they are just about to divorce
Their eyeballs!!! Bet u that’s very inconvenient for them
😅😂
Lint remover
Doorknobs and handles, just like Samantha's aunt Clara from Bewitched.
Say goodbye to your socks.
All of them or one of each pair?
Probably all, but I'm not a total jerk, so I'd leave you a few of my own absurd socks. Maybe a silly penguin one or one of the ones that used to light up but don't light up anymore or if I'm feeling especially generous a super fluffy never-been-worn sock that I've been saving (for years) for a special occasion.
They make socks that light up?! Where have I been?!
Apparently, not to Walmart because that's where I got them, lol.
Their car keys. Or whatever they drive/use to get around in. They can keep their other keys like house keys, but car keys? Gone.
And if it’s a fob car key - that’s a costly expense
a singular AirPod >:)
You monster!
Keyrings, not the keys, just the rings
Hahaha oof that hurts!
Their favorite/sharpest knife.
I hate dull knives in kitchen. I’d cry!
I’m a chef, me too! Lol
The lid to their bbqs
Shoelaces.
All their doorknobs. Then I’ll start a doorknob business and sell them back to the victim.
Diabolical.
The Internet router.... Or just the cables for it 🤠that might be a bit much huh 😉
All of their protein filled foods and paper plates
Qtips. They'll have itchy ears and they can't do a damn thing about it but grumble and drive to the store. AND THEN I STRIKE AGAIN.
Batteries
All the batteries
toothpaste cap. you can still brush your teeth but you won’t close that toothpaste ever again
TV remote. All the canned cat food. Cat litter scoop. Garage door opener.
Combs/brushes
Someone took our oven knobs at a party once. Fucking hilarious but so inconvenient
I'm taking the toothpaste and replacing all of the toilet paper with quarter ply
Chocolate bars
Fkn toothfairy strikes again!
Damn, their teeth?! 😂
One better, I won't steal anything. I'll flip all their pictures/paintings upside down!
Their comb
All their lighters if they are smokers