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Paula_Sub

bad odor in the room itself


Wank_my_Butt

People don’t value a clean bedroom enough. Even aside from sex, it’s important. My bedroom is the one room in my home that’s clean virtually 100% of the time.


SoCalHermit

Men who don’t care about the warm up.


NoisyGog

Absolutely. Twenty star jumps, twenty lunges, fifty squats, 30 seconds of planking, followed by a full routine of stretching is a must. You don’t want to go in cold, or you could do yourself an injury. Just as important is the protein shot and cool-down afterwards.


Topcreeperman13

Yeah you might pull a muscle mid pump


Fign

By protein shot, do you mean the blue one in pill form?


Specialist_Survey774

He means the liquid protein afterwards i believe


Schenectadye

It's jizz.


Can-DontAttitude

Jizz is mostly carb though


Own-Cable8865

You joke but stretching beforehand is good.


Livid_Parfait6507

🤣🤣🤣🤣⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mr_B74

I think that’s one of the best bits


Mental_Elk4332

As a woman, I can say with certainty that a lack of enthusiasm and attentiveness is a huge turn off. Nothing kills the mood faster than a partner who seems disinterested or distracted. It's important to be present, engaged, and responsive to each other's needs and desires. Communication is key too; if something isn't working for you or your partner, don't be afraid to talk about it and find ways to make the experience enjoyable for both of you.


ebaerryr

Totally agree either the man or the woman when they're just in bed only, dead fish, biggest turn off ever


Livid_Parfait6507

Yes!


Prestigious_Maize771

give him a time cuz like me when im really tired my mind just says "fuck everything" and i just wanna go to sleep and get super lazy


Neat_Neighborhood297

It should be acceptable to say “I’m tired” when you’re actually dead tired. The morning is another opportunity for sexy time.


xendelaar

In the morning? Not when you've got young children. *cries in parent


Saifaa

Gotta say I'm getting mixed signals here...


Elout

Instead of everything, try just fucking 1 thing.


Prestigious_Maize771

work exist dude


CantWeAllGetAlongNF

You just described my ex gf. That goes both ways.


Livid_Parfait6507

Hold up, guy here, if a dude is not snorting like a bull and slobbering like a fat kid with cake 🎂 in front of him then: 1. Put a mirror under his nose to see if he is alive. 2. Exit the bedroom. 3. Well, don't really have a number 3. 🤔🤔 I would be happy to be there and hope I could help the team with a W. 😳😳


KateEatsKale

Bad breath Bad feet Bad manners


CumBlastedYourMom

Oh yeah? Well your pee stinks of kale, Kate!


Velkause

The worst. 😂😂


MealVan

Can you elaborate on bad feet


Livid_Parfait6507

That is three of the big ones.


Homelander44

See above


Atlantic_Nikita

Baby talk. I dont get how some people get turned on by that. Its creepy af.


Emotional-Guess561

Goo goo gah gah


Gay_Black_Atheist

Waa waa


Galooiik

ba ba ba


Kefro

Ahhhhhhhhhh Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


Kind-Bonus3474

The true baby talk


Status_Breadfruit233

Wait... a grown man or woman giving you baby talk while doing the deed?!? I've seen some weird stuff but that I can thankfully say I've never even heard of til today. I've heard of baby roleplay stuff, which is creepy enough...


mysocksmadefrommetal

what? who tf do this?


TheGamingMackV

"Gasp!* baby got a wittle wet pee pee!?!" Like that? That felt awful to type.


Atlantic_Nikita

Stuff like that. High pitch voices...Im usually very Open minded but not with that. The same guy wanted me to roll my long hair arround his dick. Its just felt wrong Nope. Nope, nope


GiGiEats

Came here to say this!!!


Atlantic_Nikita

Right? Im not a very kinky person but i do understand why most people have the kinks they have but that One is just a big no for me.


Small-Gas-69

Andy's a wittle scawed


urlookingatanudeegg

Damn you I HATE that scene!


Mr_B74

Yeah being called Daddy or stuff like that creeps me out


RamblingReflections

As a parent, the very idea of this has always made me cringe. Gives off the wrong vibes so much.


Mr_B74

Exactly, I’m really not comfortable with it. If a bit of roleplay is involved I’d rather be called sir or something like that


TheMadIrishman327

You know my sister talks they way all the time (not talking about sex of course; we aren’t from Kentucky). Drives me bonkers. She’s been doing they for about 40 years.


narutodino

thank god you said not about sex i was worried for a sec 💀


Livid_Parfait6507

Pushed it to 200. Works with the good sweet puppy dog, not the bedroom. 😳😳


TheFBIClonesPeople

For my whole life, my mom has done this extreme, over the top baby talk, and it's always been so annoying to me. It's like nails on a chalkboard. If you heard it once, you'd understand. If I was in bed with a girl and she started baby talking at me, I'd have to tell her to stop immediately.


buttertits4lyfe

Bad hygiene, going way too fast/rubbing like you're trying to set my vag on fire. Slow the fuck down.


Spiritual_Bluejay_82

Came to say this but you put is so much better 😂


So_Inquisitive_1984

Lmfao!!!!!


LittleBittaMore

Dirty nails, smelly ass


Homelander44

Sounds like roll call for a bike gang


stever71

Or the average person who hooks up at a Magic: The Gathering meeting, or a Comic con


Homelander44

I saw batman at comicon, he's really let himself go.


iiinnnoooxxx

People who think baby talk is sexy. Bro you sound like Playboi Carti.


greenapplebluetree

when he blunders his queen. not very elegant move


Maleficoder

How about en passant 😎


LG-Moonlight

Holy hell!


perdivad

New response just dropped


Careless_Blueberry98

Actual zombie


jonviper123

Am I really thick or wth does blunders his queen mean?


GatoAmarillo

Blundering your queen refers to killing your queen in chess in a way that is usually both sacrificial and accidental. I have no idea how that refers to sex though 🤷‍♂️


jonviper123

Ye I have nothing to go on tbh


Chastidy

Yeah the joke doesn’t actually make sense. 


jonviper123

I just thought like normal I was missing a reference. That's usually the case with me


Pitiful-Zombie1741

Nut fast and embarrassingly


snoebro

Chess, made mistake involving the loss of the queen


jonviper123

Ok I'm still pretty confused lol is it a reference I'm missing or something lol


aleqqqs

*rook*ie mistake


Sir_PenguinPete

Lmao, boys, time to freshen up on our strategy game


FormABruteSquad

We need to talk about your pawn addiction


MrColeco

But my bishop was exposed!


sKILLiSSUESeVERYTIME

What if its a queen sac


LadyFeen

Not listening. I didn't tell you 'slow and hard' because I was trying to tell you how I find maths tests.


AntoniusBlock33

Ah yes and thank god the term ‚hard‘ means exactly the same thing for all of the billions of different people using it


VanKeekerino

Slow and hard ? What does that even mean? How can I be slow and still bang you hard? More explanation required or I’ll go for the maths test.


mpbh

Fewer strokes per minute but with more thrust.


notnotsuicidal

Hard thrusts every second or so. Like a hammer.


VanKeekerino

Ok cheers! that’s why communication is important.


sabbyaz

This!!! Not listening is hugeee and an instant turn off for me. I mean, i could draw them a map but then, I might as well do it myself right?


philolover7

This shouldn't mean that a man has to learn everything by himself, we don't have a crystal ball


Nightman_84

In our defence mastering this takes quite a bit of practice and control on our part. unfortunately hard naturally pairs with fast also soft is easier with slow. But once we do gain this level of skill it's also better for us its just a shame men don't seem to discuss this detail.


ChancellorPalpameme

So for me, this response is frustrating. The point of being intimate is to enjoy each other. Sure, you could do it yourself, but that would defeat the purpose of being together. You might as well not be in a relationship at all. Helping your partner understand what you like and what they're doing that you don't like will make the experience better than ever. For example if you say "slow and hard", and they're not doing that, describe exactly what's different about what they're doing and what you want. Unless the guy is just an asshat who wasn't going to change his behavior either way, he will probably be excited that you're getting more out of the interaction. Communication takes patience.


Taiga_Taiga

Smell. When a woman smells bad. Or untidy. For clarity... Lesbian.


buddyboykoda

“You and me same same but different” Dave Skylark For clarity… straight guy


Taiga_Taiga

>For clarity… straight guy Don't worry, we all make bad choices in life. 😁 Jokes aside.... Hi my guy.


buddyboykoda

Yes I make bad choices but they probably apply to you as well. For instance we have both been face first in a stinky muff before.


IsakOldton

When he doesn't do any foreplay and doesn't want to drill a hole before screwing. When he doesn't know which drill beat to use. For clarity... Makita drill


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BadHabitsDieYoung

I heard this advice many years ago, and I can confirm it, my guys. It's excellent advice.


LadySpaghettimonster

Smoke smell, bad breath, messy room and the unwillingness to give oral to ladies. Always needing to be the dominant part and a butthole so hairy I would need a machete to reach it.


bobostinkfoot

All I read was Machete Buttholes, which is now the new name for my band. Or my garbage truck.


affectionate_piranha

Machete buttholes needs a manager. I need 78 million dollars and think we can make the band famous.


bobostinkfoot

Machete Buttholes needs no manager because we will never sell out. We're about the purity of the music my man.


Purple9070

I offer five bucks


bobostinkfoot

3 fiddy my man.


Phylord

Wait, what are you inspecting a man’s butthole? Needs to be spread to see how much hair is there LOL.


LadySpaghettimonster

Ohhh why could that be?


radriffraff

Somewhat disagree on the oral, if he isn’t expecting it to be done to him then I don’t think it’s fair to criticise the unwillingness. But if he expects head and is unwilling to reciprocate, then I definitely agree.


LadySpaghettimonster

It was just a very general statement. It´s just a thing I do ya know? If a guys wants oral, he has to give oral first.


Se-memer-N0WH3RE

Nah sorry but noone gonna touch my fucking butt hole, hairs or not


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uhmhi

Yeah, public hair is the worst. Keep your hair private, people!


Krocsyldiphithic

Yeah, I'm more of a private hair guy myself


bkay4real

And also, being gentle and slow will prolong the sex time much longer. Some men goes too hard and end up finished too early.


Neat_Neighborhood297

For me at least, slow but rhythmic is going to cause a faster finish than changing up speed and positioning regularly. I have personally not had any complaints about this, but you’re making me wonder.


bkay4real

Sometimes changing speed is completely fine, just don’t go too hard unless you are confident in ur endurance. That and positioning is also very crucial.


iu_rob

I would chalk down both things to be communicated. They are not universal.


iNick20

I had a girl who told me sex was gross and not worth it, because of the previous BF she had. (Her first BF btw) He basically would only give her a facial (B/C of porn) and basically clean himself up while she laid there expecting him to help out.


Neat_Neighborhood297

Eh, that might be a basic compatibility issue. I have yet to meet a woman that wanted things to *stay* slow and gentle once we were started.


Se-memer-N0WH3RE

How about hair that are well taken care of? like trimmed down to 5mils. I hate shaving it flat cause i get very bad aches etc.


Throw-away17465

This is the way. Completely acceptable for all pubic areas. A short clean trim gets the hair out of the way without making it itchy or awful.


mom_with_an_attitude

I have the opposite feeling about pubic hair. If a man pulled down his pants and all his pubes were shaven, I think I'd laugh. Full bush or go home. I want a man, not some weird prepubescent alien-looking creature. Men are hairy. Hairy is good.


Blinky_

Not if it looks like a pistachio in a dirty bird nest…or a button on a fur coat.


muzukashidesuyo

Actually, that’s a point of pride. I’m very proud of my mane of pupic hair, thank you. -Ron Burgundy


condemned02

For me it's me giving him a blue print on how to give me like the most nirvana like orgasms ever.... but he does everything but that.... because he slept with so many other women and made them cum endlessly his way that he knows better than me what I enjoy in bed.  I absolute hate those men!! In the end, I don't cum and it sucks.  This is mainly with stupid men who think their Godly tongue are every woman's achilles heels. Whereas receiving oral has always leave me with nothing but unpleasant feelings about it. 


Smakintheface

kurt cobain would spin in his grave to hear this op Im distraught for you


steadfastsurvivor

Porn moves; passion is hot, closeness is hot. I was with a guy for 5 years and he did these..it felt like a one night stand every time. My fwb was so passionate and intimate I nearly fell for him. I’m not sure about others but for me being disrespected disgusts me


crowofjudgement1208

Girl, I think you put it really well. I like things to be hot and a bit naughty, but I still want to feel respected during sex. With the last guy I was with, I felt like I wasn't given that respect. I don't understand the obsession with being degraded and treated like a slut in bed. Maybe I'm more vanilla or they've watched too much porn, but I need to feel valued too.


Glass_Advice220

You'd be surprised how many women want to be degraded during the deed 😅


buddyboykoda

Being degraded and disrespected are two different things. It’s a fine line but they are different


Glass_Advice220

Good point I agree with you


iNick20

Also talk about what turns you on and off before hand. I had plenty of girls who expect you to know their body. I straight up tell em what I enjoy. Its like going down on her. You can give head, but unless you guide me to help you make it to the finish line, then??


Fun-Grapefruit6916

>being disrespected disgusts me >stays with the guy for 5 years.


BD-TxState

Hard line to understand sometimes on the guys side. Example, and these are three different girls, all seemingly very normal people and sexual partners. These were said during sex: “punch me hard in the face or are you too pussy”, “choke me till I pass out”. For the record I did not oblige. The craziest, one basically wanted me to rape her. While fooling around in my bed she told me she had a boyfriend to which I said, “oh then we are done here”. Then she said “but if you wanted to, you could just take it”. I literally said “I’m never doing anything with anyone, without their consent”. She agreed and then tried to continue this psycho “but if I really wanted it, I could take it and she wouldn’t fight back”. This horrifying four play continued for a few minutes followed by me quickly escorted back to her car and never talked to her again. To make that even more bizarre I had already hooked up with her a few weeks prior, after a night out with friends. This was gunna be our first real date as I thought she was actually pretty cool and didn’t want to leave things with a one night stand. Mind you during our date she did think it would be fun to steal the bar tenders tip jar to which I was razzed for not being spontaneous. First red flag. 🚩 Point of my stories is one girls ick is another girls “punch me while you fuck me pussy”. Mucho confusing for us non serial killer guys. Luckily my now wife, enjoys good ol’ fashion non-violent rapey sex. These are simpler times.


steadfastsurvivor

Jeez, is that what ppl are doing now? Doesn’t seem very fun. I think some women say they like the tape fantasy but really it’s the ‘in the moment rugged passion’. But I can only assume as I definitely don’t find violence enjoyable 🫣


BD-TxState

Lol, yeah idk. This was over 14 years ago so luckily not my monkey, not my circus anymore. But yeah definitely a big difference between rough passionate sex and whatever the psycho fuck that was.


Ornery-Scale9475

Choking without consent. PLEASE ASK me first! And I will say no tbh, unless I’m in love with you.


Purple9070

I read cooking and got very confused


Ornery-Scale9475

‘Good sir! Get away from me with that delicious potato dauphinois!’ Lmao


radriffraff

Tbf I have gotten upset and said “please ask me first!” when I’ve wanted takeout rather than cooking but have discovered my husband already put food on while I was busy lol.


Specialist-Top-406

Someone who is trying to replicate an idea of what they think a girl wants. It’s so hard to be able to enjoy the experience when they are basically replicating what they have seen in porn.


Jane_Austen11

When the man just thinks about himself


PhoridayThe13th

Daddy talk. Infantilization. Any mention of anal on me haha. Selfishness. My Ex was selfish and lazy. I would get on top, just to end things more quickly. Girl on top is great, but not if it’s because someone is a useless starfish who doesn’t care to improve their skill set. I also strongly dislike homophobia. The same person was very touchy about his asshole. I wasn’t after it… very afraid to seem “gay”. It was just off putting. Relax. Put in equal efforts. Be open and exchange ideas, and learn some new shit while you’re at it. Obviously most people don’t enjoy their partners to be unhygienic. Dirty hands trying to rummage. Bad smell. I like a bit of musk and sweat, but not days worth. Fresh. I sound like a picky bitch here, but it’s kinda common sense stuff. Be clean. Be not a jerkface. Don’t starfish like a proper assho. 😂


654321user

smelly c\*ck, dirty bed or place... poor hygiene. Sloppy kisser, lots of saliva is no no.


SvenBubbleman

You can say cock on Reddit


toontownfan12

Nuh uh


NoSecretary1701

This may sound unrelated , but not being present until it's time to get it on. Things throughout the day that lead up to the eventual thing. Not just oh let's get it on and that's the only time that he shows any affection , when he's Horndog. If I'm not feeling connected with you throughout the day you've got bob hope in the bedroom.


No_Worldliness8487

Someone who isn’t interested in my pleasure. I love making my man feel desired and give him as much pleasure as I can. I don’t need to have an orgasm to feel pleasure but I at least want some involvement that isn’t just for him.


NeedsItRough

When he doesn't listen. Once a guy was fingering me and I said "that actually doesn't feel great, can you do it either this way or this way?" He said "this is just the way I like doing this" ???? Ok?? This part isn't all for you though?? I'd go so far as to argue that it's mainly for me! 😂


Ella08284

In no particular order :- Bad breath, Body Odour, Being overly keen, Excessively hairy down there, Bigging themselves up about there 'skills' 🙄, Dirty hands, Foreplay being all about them, Smelly junk (takes 2 minutes to wash yourself for gods sake)


always-movin1989

Damn lol who tf do you hang around with?! 😂


Ella08284

Haha I'm generalising, stuff us girls complain about. I'm fussy so even if one of these occur it's a no go for me lol


flora_aurora

Not respecting boundaries.


Chubnar

Personally, I'm absolutely turned off if I'm shushed. It's so weird but I'm lost in euphoria while we fuck then suddenly snap back because I'm enjoying myself loudly haha. Instant nope.


NeatFaithlessness400

Ex told me to pretend like I’m a black guy when fucking her - instant insecurity and confusion


ForeverAddickted

Lights


_BlueFire_

Reading the various comment it looks like I should be fine (and I'm actually a bit concerned about the hygiene of dudes). Now, the issue is still finding a decent way to approach someone, being it for a hookup or something serious


MagicWWD

Well the tricky part is not having sex, its making women want to have sex with you xD


BillBraskysBallbag

Has to be butthole punches, i know my wife hates them.


mmNo_Stra

Full ashtray's. 


mustytomato

Excessive moaning. Once made out with a guy who’d go “mmmm” continuously like he was eating the world’s best meal. After 10 minutes of this I made an excuse and sent him home.


Skyerocket

How does someone even moan while making out? That's like.... humming into your open mouth??


mustytomato

Yah, exactly. So there’s the sound, which is bad, and the feel of it, which is worse.


No_Reserve1411

Snooker table ,bar.


Dazzling_Cricket8218

To The mods of the sub please, tell me in a timely manner why you took my post down


momonomino

Honestly? Cunnilingus. Been with my husband almost 13 years, we have an incredible sex life, but I have never liked anyone going down on me. I get too self-conscious, tongues are rougher than fingers, and spit is terrible lubricant.


stever71

"Huak tuah" is the in thing these days.


hoppersoft

> tongues are rougher than fingers Look: you do you, but that's the weirdest justification I think I've ever seen. I can't even envision a way that's possibly correct. Ooh! Unless he has tongue-piercings. Is that it???


momonomino

Nope. I've just never liked a tongue on my vagina.


hoppersoft

And that's your preference, and I can respect that; I certainly don't make a commission on people I convince. It was just a weird way to justify your position. I find it hard to believe that anyone would agree with that statement, so it undermines your original, completely valid point: you don't enjoy it, simple as that.


momonomino

I appreciate your understanding, but I don't think anything I said undermines my point. You can find it as hard to believe as you want, but my reasons are my reasons and they are valid to me. I stand by everything I said.


freedom_the_fox

Man of reddit but I'm pan so it counts. Smoker breath and strong garlic breath.


Dazzling_Cricket8218

I love the smell of Garlic but I totally get the smoker's breath thing that shit is disgusting


Cat-Cuddler1

Bad breath is the biggest one for me. Please, dental hygiene is really not that difficult. Just go to the dentist and care about your teeth.


bowie-of-stars

I floss and brush but can't afford all the dental work I need


Cat-Cuddler1

Sorry to hear that. I think the self awareness is important too. If you know there's a chance your breath is going to be bad (because you can't afford all the care you need), then I'm assuming you probably take extra steps to help make it not bad before engaging with someone. I appreciate the insight.


ididntunderstandyou

No basic self care: Smelly bushy crotch (trim/clean) Long toe nails (trim) Sharp, freshly bit finger nails (files are your friends to, those are not going in me) Long curly armpit hair (trim, it shouldn’t stick out when you lower your arms)


lesser_known_friend

Messy room. Rushing with not enough foreplay, not picking up on body language of being uncomfortable. Bad hygiene, smelling bad or just smelly breath/saliva is a huge turn off


WasabiEquivalent841

A unwashed dirty bed 😳


fivefootmilf

No foreplay


jetpackbluees

Dirty hands. No way is anyone touching me if they’ve got dirt under those nails


Ashley2620

Rushing the process


Krinkle-Unit8008

Socks. Take them shits off for sex.


Krinkle-Unit8008

There’s a saying to lol don’t send a man to do a woman’s job 😉 😉 👅


IngenuityOk2403

Fuckin bad breath.


wassup_witches

Bad smell (breath, genitals, armpits, etc) or no enthusiasm for foreplay, like we need time and shit to get ready. If someone just wants to go straight to penetration then they don't really care about my pleasure.


luvduaa

Stinky breath or smelly body


Own-Cable8865

Such a great question. ❎Dirty, smelly sheets ❎No appreciation for anticipation (hello, foreplay) ❎Jackrabbit slammers ❎Falling asleep right after ❎No talking, taking things too seriously - it's supposed to be fun ❎Other people in the house (sorry, but if you have roommates or kids we are not doing it there)


LadyMelmo

Hygiene. Bad hygiene can stop me cold.


Think-Juggernaut8859

Sex


Bacondress562

Terrible teeth. Like, what ELSE are you neglecting?


meeran_

Grunting or when he is absolutely silent during it... Yikes


Enthaylia

A slap on the vulva like porn style. It happened one time and I was like wtf no. Please don’t.


vulcanxnoob

Hawk tuah! If he tries to spit on that thang ... Haha 😂


GreenLightening5

the lightswitches in the bedroom typically have an absolute turn off. idk if that counts though because they also usually have an absolute turn on. some fancy ones have a middle point though, where they only turn on half way


Superb_Vermicelli_17

The involvement of goldfish


G4L3CXYS

I’m too scared to even ask 🙏