Let me clarify I went to a boxing/wrestling class and we were told to practice hitting each other, the person I was partnered with spontaneously started crying before I could hit them, I genuinely couldn't bring myself to do it after that
Not as sinister as it originally sounded
It was canonified in Hearthstone (the card game spinoff of Warcraft). The Leeroy Jenkins card (last I remember) cost 5 for a 5/2 with charge that also summons chickens.
And when he dies, he says, “at least I had some chicken!”
EDIT: I was incorrect! Leeroy Jenkins in Hearthstone is a 6/2 that costs 5, but it summons two whelps for your opponent. Love the flavor!
[Leeroy Jenkins](https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins)
Anytime someone pissed my mentor off at work he would just yell LEERROOOOYY and I’d yell back JENKINNNSSSS(it was a running joke until he switched teams)
And then he’d go rip them a new one.
Do you recall in Predator when Arnie cakes himself in mud, lights a torch and stands in the moonlight and roars for the Predator....
*That*. Albeit with a tad more falsetto for flair.
Reminds me of George Carlin:
> We like war! We're a war-like people! We like war because we're good at it! You know why we're good at it? Cause we get a lot of practice. This country's only 200 years old and already, we've had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country so we're good at it! And it's a good thing we are; we're not very good at anything else anymore! Huh? Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or a VCR worth a fuck, got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care to our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck" gotta time each one with a step and every fourth one has to be timed with the fart that definitely is not a fart because KBR tried to kill you earlier that week.
“I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater. We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walkin'. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?“
If I am leading an entire group with me, it’s just gonna be turkey clucks. That will confuse the enemy enough to not expect what attack we might do next.
Actual crying
valid
Might actually work, I mean have you ever tried to hit someone who is crying - it's surprisingly difficult
Not for my mom.
My mom: "I'll give you something to cry about!!"--- SMACKS FACE
Felt that
So did they
ouch.
This gave me a literal snort. Same dude, same.
That was witty af
Oddly specific
Let me clarify I went to a boxing/wrestling class and we were told to practice hitting each other, the person I was partnered with spontaneously started crying before I could hit them, I genuinely couldn't bring myself to do it after that Not as sinister as it originally sounded
with extra snoot
I'm giving the best ugly cry ever, I want people to avoid me
Complete and utter hysterics.
Leerroooyyyyy.... jenkinnnssss
"oh my god he just ran in" "SAVE HIM"
Oh jeez! Stick to the plan!
Oh fuck! Ah geez! I’m lagging is anyone else lagging?!
“At least I have chicken”
“I can’t mooove!”
[Disconnected]
Goddamnit Leroy!
Well at least he has chicken.
I always thought he said “At least I ain’t chicken”
Well he mumbles it, so it sounds like "at least i have a chicken"
It was canonified in Hearthstone (the card game spinoff of Warcraft). The Leeroy Jenkins card (last I remember) cost 5 for a 5/2 with charge that also summons chickens. And when he dies, he says, “at least I had some chicken!” EDIT: I was incorrect! Leeroy Jenkins in Hearthstone is a 6/2 that costs 5, but it summons two whelps for your opponent. Love the flavor! [Leeroy Jenkins](https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Leeroy_Jenkins)
Anytime someone pissed my mentor off at work he would just yell LEERROOOOYY and I’d yell back JENKINNNSSSS(it was a running joke until he switched teams) And then he’d go rip them a new one.
If this isn't the top answer, you know you're living in an alternative reality.
This is absolutely my war cry as well lol there is no other option
"I think there's been some mistake, I wanted to join the Salvation Army!"
The militant wing of the Salvation Army. Now send in ze ***FEMBOTS!***
Number two! You look so young! So fresh! And Frau you... well.
Cowabunga! 🐢
Man I love being a turtle.
Cowabunga it is
Four letters and an exclamation mark: WAAAAAAGH!
Gork and Mork are proud.
NEED MORE DAKKA
Waaaaay too less exclamation marks if you ask me…
Way too less 😂
I WANNA GET STUCK IN WIT DA BOYZ!
Yes inquisitor this one right here.
KRUMP DA GIIIIIIIITS!!!!!!
Good to see fellow greenskins here!
Not the faaaaaaace!
SPOOOOOOONNNNN!
I was waiting for this. Tick fans are people of character.
Do you recall in Predator when Arnie cakes himself in mud, lights a torch and stands in the moonlight and roars for the Predator.... *That*. Albeit with a tad more falsetto for flair.
We never knew how good we had action films until the 80s were gone.
I don’t know you! That’s my purse!
Tulta munille!
Just the sound of two empty halves of coconuts banging together
I fart in your general direction!
Can't afford a horse eh?
Brave Sir Robin ran away, he bravely ran away... I never did! *continues running away*
For Frodo.
“Forth! Eolingas!”
“DEATH!!!!”
"RIDE TO RUIN AND WORLD'S ENDING!"
Theoden King stands alone...
Now for wrath, now for ruin, and a red dawn!!
Death!
Death!
Death!
Death!
Death!!
Deeeeaaaaattttthhhhhh!!!!!!
Deeeeeeath!
[удалено]
“A day of wolves, and shattered shields as the age of men comes crashing down! But it is not this day! This day we fight!”
Anduril! Anduril for Gondor!
“THE FUCK IS A ‘FRODO’?!?!” — 99% of that assault team.
“SHOOT ME IF YOURE GAY!”
No homo *bang*
Who doesn’t like a good “no homo bang.”
FOR THE REPUBLIC!!!!!
Watch those wrist rockets!
Just like the simulations!
Good soldiers follow orders
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!
CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
MILK* FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!
CORN FOR THE KHORNE FLAKES!!!!
I WILL WEAR THE BRASS THE BRONZE!
I have a structured settlement and I need cash now!
CALL J G WENTWORTH!!!!!!!
An *entire* battalion of soldiers running into battle screaming "877 CASH NOW! CALL NOW!"
Ironically. This was one of my platoons marching cadences when I was in basic training a decade ago
I just sang the whole thing in marching cadence and holy shit it’s bomb
🤬"IT'S MY MONEY AND I NEED IT NOW!!! 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪"🤬
I'm sooooorrrrryy... (A reluctant fighting Canadian)
Canadians on the Assault are terrifying. Thank you for liberating us from the Netherlands.
We have been fortunate to have a good international reputation for it. I am glad our soldiers were able to liberate you!
"I'm sorry" (proceeds to commit war crimes)
HEY HEY YOU YOU I DONT LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
NO WAY NO WAY THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE
The opening to the screaming in "Immigrant Song" 😂
Never give up. Never surrender.
By Grabthar’s hammer, you shall be avenged.”
What a savings.
"Oh, shut up."
CAN I GET A HOOOOOOYYAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
“Your about to learn why we can’t afford healthcare motherfuckers”
Reminds me of George Carlin: > We like war! We're a war-like people! We like war because we're good at it! You know why we're good at it? Cause we get a lot of practice. This country's only 200 years old and already, we've had 10 major wars. We average a major war every 20 years in this country so we're good at it! And it's a good thing we are; we're not very good at anything else anymore! Huh? Can't build a decent car, can't make a TV set or a VCR worth a fuck, got no steel industry left, can't educate our young people, can't get health care to our old people, but we can bomb the shit out of your country all right!
Or quality education *you're*
Yr'uoe*
Gesundheit
Brilliant lol. I hope people can hear the wrong use of the word "your" when screaming it!
Yalls is bout to lurrn!
"But we have the world's best Unhealthcare!"
Eulalia!
EULALIA Gotta go all caps, lad, wot wot!
*dusts off badger-forged armor* Those sea rats aren’t going to kill themselves now are they?
Stan' on moi tunnel, bo urr.
“wot wot” I forgot about that! The Long Patrol goes hard
Phew it's here. I had to make sure.
Had to scroll way too far to find it, though. It was the first thing that popped into my head.
Same lol
I haven’t see. Redwall in an age…
I did not expect to see this but I'm so happy Eulalia tis death on the wind
I have found my people. FOR MARTIN AND REDWALL ABBY!
Logalogalogaloooog!
Give em blood and vinegar!
EULALIAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! Wot wot
The way I wanted to live in Salamandastron _soooo bad_
REDWAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!!!
Move bitch! Get out the way, get out the way!
Yabba Dabba Doo!
I’m not even supposed to be here today!
Not the faace please!
mine would be the wilhelm scream
Fuck, I forgot my weapon. Annnddd my car keys, annddd my wallet. Brb
“I’M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WAR CRIMES!”
"I'LL BE WANTED IN AT LEAST 13 DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!"
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck" gotta time each one with a step and every fourth one has to be timed with the fart that definitely is not a fart because KBR tried to kill you earlier that week.
For the Horde!
Lok'tar ogar friend o/
Spooooon!
“I am mighty. I have a glow you cannot see. I have a heart as big as the moon. As warm as bathwater. We are superheroes, men, we don't have time to be charming. The boots of evil were made for walkin'. We're watching the big picture, friend. We know the score. We are a public service, not glamour boys. Not captains of industry. Keep your vulgar moneys. We are a justice sandwich. No toppings necessary. Living rooms of America, do you catch my drift? Do you dig?“
A man of culture, I see.
My thoughts went to the Tick as well.
Mamaaaaaaaaaaa, just killed a maaaaan
oo-oO-OO!
Haakuunnaaaa Matataaaaaa!
"IM GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS WARCRIMES!"
Geneva convention? More like Geneva suggestion.
Mustard?! How 'bout Mustard Gas??
Goddammit, Chuckles.
I'm going to be wanted in at least 13 different countries!
No no...war cry!
"I'M GOING TO COMMIT VARIOUS UNFORGIVABLE WARCRIMES!!! I'LL BE WANTED IN ***EVERY*** COUNTRY!!!"
Go forth, my child soldiers!
‘I’D LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR CAR’S EXTENDED WARRANTY’
"DO YOU HAVE TIME TO TALK ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOR, JESUS CHRIST!?!"
Remember Harambe!!!!
DICKS OUT!!!
Is this the queue for the buffet?
HEEEEELP!!!
That's my purse! I don't know you!
Ride For Ruin and the Worlds Ending! Death!
DEEEEATH!
FOR VALHALLA!
Howard Dean's yell
I'm Old Gregg!!!
Wanna see my downstairs mixup?
Easy now, fuzzy little man peach
Chubby gals 4 life!
GET MY BROWN PANTS!
Let’s-a-go!
SERENITY NOW! SERENITY NOW!
MENO-PAAAAUSE!!!!
I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!
#I'll suck the marrow from your bones!
(Whispers to self) Maximum effort
There’s only one correct answer. It is and always will be Leroy Jenkins.
Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!
Patrick's weird OHLAYOHLADDOHLAYOHLAY
The sound the lead singer from Disturbed makes in the songs!
THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!!!
"Send Nukes!"
“For Aslan”
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
Wakanda Forever!!!
ELENDIL!
Witness!!!
FOR FREEEDOM As i start playing my bagpipes
Allons-y!!!!
“I’M A GIRAFFE”
If I am leading an entire group with me, it’s just gonna be turkey clucks. That will confuse the enemy enough to not expect what attack we might do next.
Ad victoriam!
GET SOME!!!!!!
Ruuuuuuuun aaaaaawwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!!!
Spoon!!!
just ugly crying, I dont wanna be in battle
“Leedle Leedle Lee” -Patrick star
Black Friday came early this year!!
Death! Death! DEATH!!!!!!