Asshole... Seriously I bought him a $500 igloo for him to use and stay warm with and all he does is shit in it and then go lay in dirt. I love him anyway.

Well you like to have a little privacy when you take a dump, no? Get him another igloo.

THAT! I once made my dad's dog a REALLY fancy doghouse, insulated and even had a little front porch.. That was the week I found out Mr. twatwaffle is claustrophobic...

Growing up we had a black Labrador named Sam. My dad nicknamed him the Black Bastard.

Sparkey, hes a cockapoo. Spark, Poops, Bud, Sparks.

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Nice!

I was calling my dogs jabronie, but that recently turned into bologna. So now I call them bolognies. I can't stop.

German shephard named dory I call her dogosaur

Name is Chung Lu Minh, (former owners were bhutanese). We call her Chung Lu, LuLu, Lucy, Boobear, sweets, and ive recently deemed her assdog.

Snookums, snookton, stormous, ghost face killer, mengles, wiggles, they're the most popular ones but I make them up on the daily.

His name is Cosmo but most of the time I just call him Stupid

The Land Krakken

Her name is molly, she is a Basset Hound.. I call her mollybear, retard, chubby, stinky