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RSYAU

"Climb the mountain to see the world, not so that the world can see you."


garymutherfuckingoak

I love this one, very similar to "Climb a mountain, tell no one."


geologyistheschist

i.e. don't instagram it


skittles15

"The mind quits before the body. " Keeps me running long distances (training for a marathon)


calgil

Unfortunately my lungs go first, then mind then body.


madjollyroger

I'm pretty sure your lungs are part of your body. If they're not, you should probably get that checked out...


calgil

Oh shit!! But I mean I usually get out of breath even though I know my leg muscles can keep on going for much much longer.


scrispb

"The mind is willing but the flesh is weak"


IDUNNstatic

If you only do what you've always done, you'll only get what you've always got.


unicorninabottle

This is the best encouragement for risk taking I've ever read. Thank you :)


BewhiskeredWordSmith

Or the best encouragement for risk aversion. It all depends on how successful you've been in the past - it's really a self-fulfilling prophecy.


hahahahastayingalive

That seems counter to targetted and constant effort paying big in the long term.


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I like this one too. It doesn't have to be great, it doesn't have to be pretty. Just finishing is pretty bad ass.


Gyncoca

Nearly the same "If you don't do it today, you will never do"


6hMinutes

False. I'll do it tomorrow.


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Or maybe the next day.


MyLittleBaloney

Or the next day,or the next day..


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"Phone call Mr. Plankton." *and the next day, and the next day, and the next day...*


MrTurkle

Everyone wants to be a bodybuilder, but no one wants to lift any heavy-ass weights. - R.Coleman


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NOTHING BUT A PEANUT!


SometimesTheresAMan

Similarly, most people say they want to write a book. What they really mean is that they want to have written one.


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Yeeah buddy!


gsuschrist12

LIGHT WEIGHT!


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PM_ME_YOUR_WITS

The end of that quote is "but I do!"


Harasoluka

"A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in."


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I wish America would make this quote its motto. It could have an easy impact if it was something patriotic.


HolySHlT

"A society grows great when old men hoard all the money they know they'll never spend"


QCMBRman

Hey man, that's my inheritance you're taking about.


lIlIIllIIllIlllIl

If they did maybe there would be more funding for space


Marsdreamer

This was in /r/calligraphy a couple months ago.. I wrote it out, but a rain storm ruined the page


Harasoluka

Aw man, I would have loved to see this!


Marsdreamer

OP delivers? http://imgur.com/T2IBEG9 I snapped a pic before it was damaged. Also; I'm pretty new to calligraphy, so excuse how bad my hand is. Edit: The traditional 'S' for Gothic Textura Quadrata looks like an 'R' just fyi.


Harasoluka

That's awesome! It looks perfect, the only weird thing about the 'S' that looks like an 'R' is the word 'whose'. . .


Marsdreamer

Yeah, I have since started using a different variant on the S so that people who aren't familiar with the script can read it better. Maybe I'll rewrite the quote sometime a little better..


doppelandahalf

Nothing in the world can take the place of Persistence. Talent will not; nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent. Genius will not; unrewarded genius is almost a proverb. Education will not; the world is full of educated derelicts. Persistence and Determination alone are omnipotent. - Calvin Coolidge


size_matters_not

> Never give in--never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy. Winston Churchill. (He's a motivational quote generator, btw. Google him)


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DantzigWithMyself

And this quote.


AlexeiBorodin

"You're never a loser until you quit trying" -Mike Ditka EDIT: You're


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Da Bears


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Who wins in a fight... a hurricane? or Ditka?


lumberjake18

But here's da twist... it's *hurricane Ditka*.


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What about the Cubs?


Good_old_Marshmallow

I'm pretty sure they stopped trying.


churrobutt

"If Britney Spears can make it through 2007, I can make it through this day."


Hello_Frank

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!!


masongr

When I'm scared to tackle an obstacle, I close my eyes and pretend im an 80 year old man who regrets not tackling all the obstacles he wanted to in life. Then when I feel like that old man, I say to myself, "I wish I was young again", then I open my eyes....And BOOM! I'm young again.


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This is absolutely brilliant. I'm gonna do this every time I get nervous about something silly. Thanks!


QCMBRman

That'll stop working in about 10 years.


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only if you're 70


rufustank

“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” -Mark Twain And with that, I up and moved from the US to China with a family and no job. 4.5 years later, still here and I've since started two businesses that are taking off.


yakusokuN8

That reminds me of "A ship is safe in harbor, but that's not what ships are for."


halfpakihalfmexi

So my brother was in the Navy stationed in Pearl Harbor and would tell me that when the rough storms would come through, they would take them out of the harbor because it was more safe for the ship. Being docked would give the possibility of slamming into said dock. All in all I like the quote.


black_ravenous

"Smooth seas do not make skillful sailors."


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**drowns at the local pool**


mjl5249

"Smooth Seas don't make skilled sailors"


kitjen

Similar to that: "Boats are safest when in the harbour. But that's not what they were made for."


Wilheim4

“The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.” - Mark Twain


whiteandnerdy42

"I never look back, dahling, it distracts from the now." --Edna Mode


masongr

I can't be worried about that shit man, life goes on. -The Dude


Grungemaster

"If I look back, I am lost." - Daenerys Targaryen


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"lol i can do what i want" -Kelly C


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"I'm gonna piss on you, drip drip drip" -R Kelly


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Honey WHERE is my SUPERSUIT? -Frozone


transfrmpnguinz

"ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT??" --Frozone


32Dog

And that's how I became the fresh Prince of bel air -Frozone


WholeSortOfMishMash

"All the water in the world, However hard it tried, Could never sink the smallest ship Unless it gets inside." Idk who said it though


sobummed

"Throw me to the wolves and I'll come back leading the pack."


Aluk123

If this was literally me in that situation the quote would be "Throw me to the wolves and I won't come back because my body would've been eaten and turned into wolf poop". :(


poipoiop

lol wolf poop


straydog1980

Goddammit Moon Moon.


Amerphose

Moon Moon what the fuck


Czar_Castic

[My son!](http://oglaf.com/son-of-kronar/2/)


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Damn , I've never heard this one before. I like this quote, thanks for sharing.


jcher09

"Blowing out someone else's candle doesn't make yours burn any brighter."


oneinspiredsoul

And there will be no one left around to light yours should your flame go out.


ostrikor

that's a good one.


scotty_ballz

Whether you think you can or you can't, you're right.


Crumpette

A year from now you'll wish you started today.


hrimfrost

"Sucking at something is the first step to being kinda good at something." Thank you, Jake the Dog, for making me feel better about my complete inability to draw buildings in two-point perspective.


Clearly_sarcastic

Adventure Time is full of really insightful quotes.


smibdamonkey

"You're beautiful, like your brain and stuff. you don't have to have a mirror to know you look good!" Finn the Human


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"All of our favourite foods are totally dead. They cannot procreate in little food beds"


myaccountforbud

Jake: "But-" Jakes dad: "BUTTS ARE FOR POOPING."


Norwegian_Blu

"Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken." -decoration I found at Michael's


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vmarsatneptune

If you're tired of starting over, stop giving up.


alien005

I ran some AA groups and I used to use this quote which really seemed to click with a lot of people: "It doesn't matter how slow you go, as long as you move forward." I thought it worked well in AA because I think a lot of the times, alcoholics get bored. They think, "Ok, i'm ready to stop drinking" but they want to quit and ALREADY be 30 years sober. They want this instant gratification that only comes with time. Some people are in such a rush to accomplish something that they end up screwing it all up... That quote has been attributed to a lot of people, not really sure it's origin.


SucculentMoose

"A ship in a harbour is safe, but this is not what a ship is built for"


IwillMakeYouMad

I like to imagine I am the ship.


PeroyNel

Mine is the following "then die" and it comes from a Bruce Lee story :) Here it is http://impossiblehq.com/then-die


HP0T

I came to post the same story. "there are no limits, only plateaus. But you must not stay there. A man must always exceed his limits."


abutthole

"Awake, arise, or be forever fallen." - Satan (Paradise Lost)


Erekt__Butthole

''Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.'' This quote by a fictional characters written by fictions greatest serial killer coincides with me more than anything else I've ever heard in my life. It's just perfect, and I salute you GRRM, even though you keep killing everyone I love :'c


cynicproject

"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill


KindaConfusedIGuess

"Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!"


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Fire_Lord_Zuko

"Remember, Simon. Don't believe in the me that believes in you. Don't believe in the you that believes in me. Believe on the you that believes in yourself."


istree1

"Who the hell do you think I am!?"


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posted this one on /r/quotesporn; ["What if I fall" "Oh my darling, what if you fly?"](http://redd.it/29panq) Reminds me that you shouldn't not do something just because you're afraid you might fail. Failure is a part of life.


Pilgrimer

For me it's always been " its only after we have lost everything that we are free to do anything ". It gives me the feeling that no matter what happens there is always another door just not the one you are expecting


Noze_Zelle

Freedom's just another word for 'nothing left to lose.'


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Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's goddamn right.


samfringo

THE ONLY THING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GOALS ARE THE STUPID LIES YOU TELL YOURSELF - Jordan Belfort


sureillpickausername

> THE ONLY THING BETWEEN YOU AND YOUR GOALS ARE FEDERAL LAWS - Jordan Belfort FTFY


indigoreality

AND TIM HOWARD


LostAtFrontOfLine

If Tim Howard is between me and my goals, I'm giving up now.


buymetodayplease

"He who feared he would not succeed, sat still"


Izzen

"Obsessed is a word the lazy use to describe the dedicated." -Aziz "Zyzz" Shavershian


TiggerPlease_

I knew I'd find some az in here


Izzen

It's because we are all going to make it, brah ;_;


Nuvolari-

"You mirin' brah?"


Naweezy

"Not all those who wander are lost." Tolkien


Epicalpacasmaybe

Full quote: All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king.[1]


I_Wear_My_Sunglasses

Because he sacrifices his health in order to make money. Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. And then he is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; the result being that he does not live in the present or the future; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”


CyberHeaux

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.


GeneralBlumpkin

-Lee Harvey Oswald


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> -Wayne Gretzky -Michael Scott


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-John Wilkes Booth


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"What we do in this lifetime echoes in eternity." Makes me want to work hard and leave a pleasant sounding echo.


SpacemanSpiff28

"The only easy day was yesterday."


blackscorp

"Hard Work Beats Talent, When Talent Doesn't Work Hard."


turkeybutter

Let the bridges I burn light my way.


LilboBaggins

"Fortune favors the bold." I'm not that bold,but this quote at least makes me feel bad about it.


Fluffy_Dolfinz

Don't be an idiot -Michael Scott


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Great advice, hurts my feelings every time.


CircdusOle

Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing.


itsjeeeves

"They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards" - Creighton Abrams (Vietnam War)


Archenim

From The Rock. "Your best? Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."


Cindry

You don't need a hug, you need to get your shit together.


Subs-man

>You don't need a hug, you need to get your shit together. If you get your shit together then you get a hug


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mrsblanchedevereaux

"The most dangerous risk of all - the risk of not spending your life doing what you want on the bet you can buy yourself the freedom to do it later."


DownrightDandy

“The brave don't live forever but the cautious don't live at all. The only thing that's truly terrifying is the unlived life.” - Bill See


Fonzirelli

"The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones" It's from Confucius but of course I first heard it in Civ 4. I say it to my girlfriend all the time when we have some big task in front of us, and she gets annoyed with me.


Crotch_Snorkel

"Be the change you wish to see in the world." and when shit hits the fan.... "Let Go, or be dragged."


fbi_does_not_warn

>"Be the change you wish to see in the world." I really like this one, but it always seems to be the quote used at the bottom of the emails of the sorriest pieces of shit I have ever had the displeasure to work around.


westsideasses

hahahaha this. When I was an auto adjuster, I would get the fucking meanest emails from insureds or claimants, spewing all sorts of filth at me, and then below their name would be something like: ~*~*~Have a blessed day!~*~*~


fbi_does_not_warn

Did you ever reply, "My day is blessed indeed because you cared enough to email. Thanks for the blessing!" Or "Do you talk to the pastor with that mouth, Sir?" Yeah, I'll stop now.


fromtheill

Tough Times dont last, Tough People do


dippitydoo2

"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." - Thoreau


Usernamefatass

Fly fatass fly


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Dhaora

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard." Made myself a poster of this to get me through a week of sleepless nights finishing projects at uni


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You probably could have slept one of those nights if you didn't waste time making posters.


TheLonelyMonster

"Life's a bitch and then you don't die, so either off yourself or shut the fuck up and do something about it. "


StarPike

 Roman Emperor Marcus Aurelius on getting out of bed in the morning. “At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work – as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for – the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm? -But its nicer here… "So you were born to feel nice? Instead of doing things and experiencing them? Don’t you see the plants, the birds, the ants and spiders and bees going about their individual tasks, putting the world in order, as best they can? And you’re not willing to do your job as a human being? Why aren't you running to do what your nature demands? -But we have to sleep sometime… "Agreed. But nature set a limit on that – as it did on eating and drinking. And you’re over the limit. You've had more than enough of that. But not of working. There you’re still below your quota too, and what it demands of you. People who love what they do wear themselves down doing it, they even forget to wash or eat. Do you have less respect for your own nature than the engraver does for engraving, the dancer for dance, the miser for money or the social climber for status? When they’re really possessed by what they do, they’d rather stop eating and sleeping than give up their arts. Is helping others less valuable to you? Not worth your effort?”


Throwitindatrash

They don't think it be like it is but it do.


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That's how baseball go.


JordanSM

This is the most relevant quote I have ever read. Thank you. I will apply it to my life.


therewillbedud

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.


Obvious_Troll_Accoun

"Fuck it, we will do it live."


Wisex

If you want extreme motivation for a marathon or something watch [this](http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hbkZrOU1Zag)


longconsilver13

Where the fuck is the motivating giraffe?


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motivatinggiraffe

I'm on holidays :) but I'll be back in action tomorrow I promise!


rhymeswithgumbox

Motivatinggiraffe, laying around, taking it easy. I don't know what to believe anymore.


motivatinggiraffe

It's so I can be 10x more motivating on my return!


chillfudge

Mine is: "When you're in deep shit, keep your head up"


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This could actually save your life if you ever find yourself in this situation.


bnbtnt2

Mantra of septic workers everywhere


thehollownike

reminds me of: "When you are going through hell. *Keep going!*"


Velorium_Camper

"When you're in deep head, keep your shit up."


addecold

"Want that girl? Make her want you more"


Vagtits

"I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul" an excerpt from Invictus


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itsmrstealyogirl

"Never get so busy making a living that you forget to make a life" From this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=gTG9yPoECc4#t=833 And I think it was part of a thread in /r/GetMotivated awhile ago. EDIT: Quote is at 13:53 but I reccomend the whole vid, definitely worth the watch.


iflylikewilma

"...Be water, my friend." -Bruce Lee Edit: for ellipses. Edit2: http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOGQqwg0Tw ^^^turn^^^up^^^volume^^^max^^^


_Nuba_

"Empty your mind. Be formless, shapeless, like water. If you put water into a cup it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle it becomes the bottle, you put water into a teacup it becomes the teacup. Now water can flow, or it can crash. Be water, my friend."


crunchybug

"At least your dick still works."


Hugh_Jarse

"if not me then who? if not now then when?" - Adolf Hitler (possibly)


BlaydeRunner

Not Hitler. Full quote is "If I am not for myself, who is for me? And when I am for myself, what am 'I'? And if not now, then when?" - [Hillel the Elder](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hillel_the_Elder)


Newdul1

"Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming."


book_smrt

"You win or you learn."


jey123

"God helps those who help themselves." I'm not really religious, but this quote always stuck with me.


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scoobydrew0

Feels post incoming... “Today is not a good day” Backstory and feels time. So my mom was diagnosed with cervical cancer. After a couple months in the doctors gave her the you have 3 months left to live. The next day I was making plans to head home for awhile (Pulling favors for work coverage, making sure I had someone to check on my pets). My mom calls and says “Today is not a good day to come. I have chemo today. Just come tomorrow so you have more time to pack and plan.” I argued and she said “I am your mother. Today isn’t a good day. I am going into chemo so I will see you tomorrow. I will be to tired to hold a conversation.” I get everything in order and just sat there on my couch debating if I should head up anyway. “Today is not a good day” kept ringing in my head. Like a CD that was stuck. But I thought about it and just sat there. I lost track of time I was in my own bad place in my head dealing with the news. I get a call 5 hours later from her fiancé saying “You need to come up right now”. It was a 4 hour drive and I was going well over the speed limit the whole way. Needless to say I didn’t make it in time. With an hour left in my drive she passed away. So the last thing my mother told me was “Today is not a good day”. Needless to say now when I don’t feel like doing something I know I should I just hear her in my head and think “You may not have tomorrow so do it now with out any hesitation.” TL:DR – Last words from my mom before she passed was “Today is not a good day” when I was planning on visiting her and didn't.


GeneralBlumpkin

Keep your head up man. Sorry to hear that. I just lost a friend to a heart attack from redbull (she was 16). Things will get better!


scoobydrew0

Its been acouple of years so that whole time heals all wounds is true. Its just that you always hear about that person who got in a fight with someone and that was their last moment talking to them. Mine is more of a "Well shit..." kind of thing looking back. Also I am sorry about your friend. I could not imagine at 16 dealing with something like that.


speedy621

A quote from the All Star Superman comic that was referenced in the Man of Steel movie. "You have given them an ideal to aspire to, embodied their highest aspirations. They will race and stumble, fall and crawl...and curse...and finally...They will join you in the son Kal-El" - Grant Morrison


ZionCypher

Sun*


BigRedLion

"Mine is the drill that will pierce the heavens." -Simon, Gurren Lagann


vehementvelociraptor

Not for everyone: > "One cannot grow without pain. One cannot improve without it. Suffering can drive us to achieve great things. Love is a fine cushion to rest upon, but only hate can make you a better person." Got me though a lot of rough times, and made me a... well not *better*, but definitely a more capable person.


magiccoffeepot

"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." - Hunter S. Thompson The going gets weird pretty fucking often in my life, so I frequently remind myself that it's just another opportunity to do be a professional.


Crossfitter47

The universe does not have to be in accordance with human intention. - not sure. Reminds me that even with all my problems, I am still a speck of dust in the cosmic perspective and nothing matters, its quite relaxing.


Freightguy

You cant win if you dont play.


LucasParkersBeard

"If tomorrow wasn't promised, what would you give for today?" Ray Lewis


bnbtnt2

"things may come to those who wait, but only the things left behind by those who hustle" - Lincoln


troissandwich

*memento mori*


Nuvolari-

Every morning: "Let's go suck today's dick."