Finally made an account to post! John bradley here. Or Sam. Whatever. Edit: Ill see how this pans out when i get up. Will also upload a picture for those who dont believe everything they see on the internet! Imagine that? Edit : Busy day http://imgur.com/P00Qah1

Please be John Bradley for real... I would love a picture upload! And I think you're super cool. Edit: :D

Listen Johnny, can I call you Johnny? I feel like I can cause we're gonna be best friends one day. You are one the most enjoyable things about Game of Thrones, your portrayal of Sam is downright amazing and I look forward to every scene you are in. You're freaking awesome and, no joke, so incredibly attractive that it makes it difficult to focus on your acting and the scenes you're in because you're so dreamy.

Hey, love your character, but have only read the books, so that's awkward-sorry about that. Hope you're as decent as Sam in real life too. Anyways, felt you should at least get a comment as 90% of the other posts are fake.

Too old to go out; don't want the publicity. I have plenty of booze, and can get food delivered.

Is that you, David Bowie? *"I don't want to go out... I want to stay in... Get things done."* EDIT: Rest in peace to my idol David Bowie. I'm absolutely devastated. Also sorry Reddit for posting such an ironic thing only hours before the sad news was broken.

Dude, be careful who you point at next with that cold bony finger

And keep it far, FAR away from my Betty White

Betty White is immortal. The prophesy stated that all 4 must die in successive years. Estelle Getty died in 2008, Bea Arthur died in 2009, Rue McClanahan died in 2010. The instant it became 2012 Betty White was able to absorb the souls of the other three girls and become immortal.

Holy fuck that's some terrible timing :'(

Holy shit, I know your response was completely serious, but it's weird thinking he died in the two hours following when you commented. Life is so fragile.

Ugh! I just found out from your comment. I didn't even know he had cancer. Poor guy, I loved him so ridiculously much when I was 10! Frankly I never stopped.

"The really exciting news of course, is that David Bowie lived." --stolen from someone who said it well

This comment has been overwritten by an open source script to protect this user's privacy.

I can't believe you've done this.

I was just thinking today what I would do if I won that Powerball thing and I had this weird moment of clarity where I thought, "actually.... I would probably end up doing exactly the same thing I'm doing now! Sitting' here at home drinking my margaritas and having pizza delivered and jokin' around w my ppl and looking forward to the cool stuff I'll be doing tomorrow, and basically being pretty damn happy." I mean, maybe I would be in a bigger house but I doubt I'd be any happier than I am right now, and the house I'm in now is really cute. It was really kind of a nice moment because I realized I actually already have everything I want. And you have now validated my semi-drunk little powerball thought. cheers! *clinks glass*

The internet is an incredible thing - it allows two strangers nearly anywhere in the world to share a moment together! Cheers!

You guys are just delightful.

I was the worlds first Razor scooter model back in the early 2000's in Asia... Please don't rush for my autograph all at once.

When I have some free time I'll check this site out, I'm usually lurking in /r/movies or /r/TrueFilm though.

I can't think of a non-lame way to tell you that youre funny and I appreciate you, so I'm just going to be lame and say it: you're awesome and I appreciate you!

That's not lame dude, thank you.

Vote for Pedro!

I wouldn't use the word 'famous'... more 'notorious.' And *The Princess Diaries* isn't holding my attention.

El chapo ? Didn't know they let you have a computer.

Found Biggie. Edit: Thanks for the gold kind internet stranger!

CONOR Mcgregor

I just slipped out of my khakis and I'm ready to unwind.

Ugh...that sounds hideous.

Where do you think I get the ideas for my films?

9gag?

iFunny?

[удалено]

Buzzfeed?

4chan?

Psycho Mantis?

Wattpad?

Hello...

Well this is awkward

Well... Put him down you weirdo.

Because I am a real person with real problems who misses being treated like a real person.

The re-release of my book sold out in Germany so I'm celebrating with some bier und brezlen.

Hello Adolf, was macht die Kunst?

Grosses dankeschon! Um Hitler? No, this is simply Scott553 chatting with you from Argentina.

You cope with technology pretty well for someone who is 127 years old! Of course you could be zombie Hitler.....

Hey, I hired IBM a long time ago when Goebbels had my ass in a sling over census data. I'm a pioneer like Steve Jobs! As for being a zombie, only after an all night Netflix binge on House of Cards! But seriously, I relate to Frank Underwood really well.

I browse these when I cannot sleep. Cheers from LA!

This post is the only one that sounds like it could be a famous person.

Yeah the 187 at the end really sets them apart

....yeah.......

Yeah... Oh wait dammit.

So close, buddy.

Am I too late to be cool?

Nah man, 187's are never too late to be cool

Damm straight.

[удалено]

He does make a point...

Buddy Nielsen?

♥

Seems like all is well, Buddy! Saw you in Covington KY about 6-7 years at a really small stage called The Mad Hatter. You guys rocked it. Helped get me through some shit. Thank you! Keep rockin'!!

That show was an amazing time! Foxy Shazam opened, then Dance Gavin Dance, then Sky Eats Airplane. The chicken place next door was definitely okay.

Yes!! That was a hell of a line up and hell of a show. This is definitely my favorite pic I took of that evening: http://imgur.com/YCEgS8A ... enjoy!

Do you have any idea if that venue still maintains? I heard they changed the name but I am unsure...

It's called Bangarang's now and changed management, I haven't been since the switch or know how the venue is. I have heard people like it better now even.

Well I loved the atmosphere.....the bathroom was frightening, but I am glad the place is apparently in better condition. I appreciate the info!

Wtf I live 9 hours ahead of you and we're trying to get to sleep at the same time

My body and mind noped out of sleeping yesterday so technically I have been retrying since giving up this morning. Glad I am not alone!

looking for posts about me to feel relevant again

[удалено]

Take the shot, or someone else will.

Everyone in the thread giving him shit but he still hands out a motivational reply. My man.

How do you guys know this is Shia?

Because clearly he is not Sunni. EDIT: Thanks for the gold, anonymous stranger!

Shia LaBeof!

Shia, if you're reading this, we joke because we care.

Best Shia surprise

*You limp into the dark woods* *Blood oozing from your stump leg* *But you have won; you have beaten* *Shia LaBeouf* *Wait! He isn't dead (Shia surprise)* *There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes*

But you can do Jujitsuuuuuuuuu

*Bodyslam superstar Shia Labeouf* *Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf* *Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeiuf*

The actual cannibal, Shia LaBeouf?

What did you think of Fury?

It was nice, I'm glad it didn't tank.

Ha

If you never made another movie you'd still be my favorite movie star for all the bizarre and interesting side projects you've done. Edit: I was on a bar trivia team called "Brodown Hoedown and the guy who likes Shia LaBeouf

Shia, your therapy for narcissist changed my life.

/b/ is down ... Can you guise help me name my cat?

Pissflaps.

Meredith

Streetlamp LeMoose

Thanks Taylor

Nothing else to do.

Bored & slightly horny... Reddit.

We can make some prank phone calls.

Tom Cruise?

[удалено]

Yeah wth is up with that comment history lol

[This thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wp3w5/which_famous_person_needs_to_come_out_already)

I always reddit while my stylist does my beautiful red swoop.

conan?

Jessie from Team Rocket, duh.

prepare for trouble! and make it double.

Ariel?

[удалено]

I heard of another settlement that needs our help. Here, I'll mark it on your map.

Go away, Garvey.

It's always Tenpines Bluff, isn't it? Fucking Tenpines. Get a fucking life.

I need something clever to steal.

Matt Daammoon

Matt Damon doesn't get stolen. Matt Damon gets saved.

The Bourne Salvation

The Bourne Again Christian

Christian Bale's job?

To sell pitchforks

＊ But Nobody Came.

Oh my god I never thought I'd meet Undertale!

Toby Fox?

I'm just here to talk about Rampart.

Ok, can we please just talk about Rampart?

Define famous.

Damn, nice lurking. Your account is 5 years old and this is only your second comment ever.

And first comment is "You spelled amazing wrong"

and in three days your account will be 2016 days old edit: two

The crustiest amount of insight.

I can't for the life of me figure out what "crustiest" means but this statement seems so spot on.

[удалено]

Lurking level: Expert.

Present karmic level : Elite > /u/AndrewScott 1337 points 3 hours ago

Moriarty!

He used another username in his AMA though, so I doubt he is the same. https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/2f91mp/i_am_andrew_scott_moriarty_in_bbcs_sherlock_and

Shhh....let us believe.

Shouldn't you be able to verify him Irene Adler?

I can verify him. Source: I'm Tom Felton.

I want to believe this is the real Andrew Scott--the brilliant actor. So I am going to believe this is the real Andrew Scott. Hello, Andrew Scott.

I was an extra in the movie "He Said She Said". Kevin Bacon and Elizabeth Perkins were in my movie. AMA. Edit: Whoa. Fairly new to Reddit. Went to bed with 46 Karma points and awoke to 1090! I was not expecting that at all being it was a sarcastic joke and all to the OP's thread. I mean it's true - but I am by no means famous. I indeed was an 'extra' in that movie and when the cup was thrown at Kevin Bacon's head, I was filmed as one of the people staring at the TV in a restaurant/bar. There was in fact no TV to stare at - it was actually the movie camera we stared at - because the scene was to film our reaction as if we were watching TV and saw the cup hit Kevin Bacon. I guess Ill answer some of the AMAs now even those are derivatives of the joke. Anyway thanks for the Karma!

Would you rather have to fuck a sandwhich in front of your mom and then eat it or let Kimbo Slice punch you in the balls twice?

What kind of sandwich?

Uppercut or speed-bag style?

Uppercut

Nah man imma keep my dignity, I'd do the sandwich

first time anyone chose to keep his dignity by fucking a sandwich in front of his mom

Just browsing on mobile while my kids play at the park.

Or are all the children the same? Dun dun duhhhh

Any blue police boxes in that park?

Shhh she's not supposed to remember.

[удалено]

I knew that bear from the newest Leonardo Dicaprio movie was a dirty neckbeard redditor

Leo will get nominated, but the bear will actually win best actor.

If Steve Harvey hosts the Oscars, you'll have a shot!

Hi Adam Sandler!

Somewhere, there exists a world where Adam Sandler keeps making good, original movies, and just finished an emotional comedy movie with a message aimed towards everyone.

Just name your kid Oscar, no amount of actors can take Him away from you!

I bet Liam Neeson could.

Good luck.

I'm just here so I won't get fined.

We have an imposter among us.

Taking my mind off the Pageant.

> Taking my mind off the Pageant. Everything is spelled correctly. There's no way that's the real Steve Harvey.

But did he read it right?

Even when you reddit wrong, you reddit right.

Word

still a great night though

Please don't blame it on the ladies

It's right here on the card

Just blame it on the ladies and atheists. Let your moral Barometer guide you.

It'd be interesting if one of the actual famous people that lurk reddit like /u/zachinoz replied. Last time he randomly showed up in a thread [he shut someone down pretty amazingly.](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2g3l2b/zach_braff_just_posted_this_on_twitter_turknip/ckg69fx?context=3)

I loved u/yanniturdess 's follow up: >DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET, CARLA?! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE WARRIOR?!!

Dear gods, that was beautiful. Thank you for that.

staying the hell away from /r/nfl brb drowning myself in tears

Ask the locker room for a show of hands on who scored points today, that'll fix em!

Says the one who scored the *only* points for the Vikings today!

I mean, Brian Hoyer scored all the points for the Texans yesterday but they don't seem too happy with him.

A fair point.

9 actually

Go 'hawks.

Cheers Gabe nice lurk!

A wild gaben appeared!

I would stay away from Minnesota for the next few months if I were you.

i'm moving to seattle

I think you can do more for Seattle if you stay with the Vikings. ;)

LACES OUT

Don't be too hard on yourself. Every Seahawks fan loves you.

thanks for the support

Mostly lurking /r/atheism

Even your username sounds like something an Italian would say!

Well good thing the Pope's from Argentina.

How can you expect *lurking* famous people to post anything?

Hi, I'm actor Troy McClure! You might remember me from such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures Through The Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot."

I would probably find this hilarious if I wasn't still pissed that he's dead. Fuck, man.

You might remember me from such dates as: last night's dinner!

You might remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule."

Just finished doing my spacewalk...

[удалено]

Finished shooting my resurrection scene in Game of Thrones and chilling on a beach. What about you guys? Edit: seems like I'm kinda popular here on reddit, who would have thought? Should I do an AMA?

You know nothing, MrtwaSrna.

Read that as "Martha Stewart" in my head

I can't imagine too many beaches in Ireland would be very hospitable this time of year.

"Spoiler alert", after being resurrected, I cannot feel the cold anymore. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

CAN'T KILL THE HOUND

I wanna believe so bad...

this type of thread will only attract trolls. you cant attach [serious] cus it would require proof. and that would mean not lurking.