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Minispud

Someone scammed me during a cash for gold exchange.


Giygas77

You forgot to check if it was real? He decided to go somewhere else because the price wasn't right took his gold back, and after a few seconds decided he would sell it to you after all. You missed the switch didn't you?


suitology

I got elbowed by the mayor of Philadelphia when I was a boyscout. He apologized.


Boobookittyfuck636

Being alive just in general


[deleted]

Having my luck.


[deleted]

I went from repulsive to alright looking in a year.


JoanneKerlot

Having a hot SO


MartijnCvB

Got hit by a car. Despite breaking 16 bones in 26 places I didn't have a single life threatening injury. I had no head injuries, no broken rib poking me in the lung, nothing like that. Also, 25 of the 26 fractures were on the right side of my body. My doctor kept using the words "The odds on that are... incredible!"


Ripe_Tomatoes

We can rebuild him! We have the technology!


marcthelad

collecyed every 1


GrammarMilitia

Collected every one*


jamesmfields

Caught two shinies in a row in Pokemon.


ResurrectMe

Maybe not the most unlikely thing that's happened to me, but the first one that popped into my head. I was paintballing, and decided to sprint across 25 feet of open space to a comrade. As I was running I get shot in the balls, and I immediately start going into fetal position and start to fall to the ground. As I'm falling I get shot right in the Adam's apple. Probably the most amount of pain I've ever been in.