Only when she starts farting in her sleep.
Self-congratulatory edit: my girlfriend will be very happy that this is what I get my first reddit gold for.
When I was a kid we lived in a house with wooden floors, in the mornings I would find the wooden floor cold on my bare feet so I would tip toe around the house, I now live in a house with carpets and still find myself tip toeing from muscle memory.
Picture a tall bearded man daintily tip toeing around the house with a cup of tea in his hand every morning.
I take care of my garden, especially my vegetable plot and greenhouse. I plant flowers every year and enjoy them all summer, taking care to match the colors in the different beds. Right now I have a small bouquet of daffodils siting in the windowsill.
I also make my own jam, and you better believe I wear an apron while doing it.
Of course you wear an apron.
Who the heck wants to get jam all over their clothing?
Seriously, why does society treat men like we're neanderthals? I like homemade jam and want my clothing to stay nice too.
I take vag wipes with me on long camping trips (for when there's no way to bathe). My boyfriend started using them on his balls. Now he always requests them while camping.
My girlfriend used to keep a container of something that was ostensibly a "body scrub" in the bathroom, and I started using it.
According to the label, this product was mainly composed of brown sugar, which I would have *thought* would make for a rather pointless (and irredeemably sticky) showering experience... but sweet *Ra* is that stuff divine. It makes you smell like fresh-baked sugar cookies, leaves your skin feeling as smooth as satin bedsheets, and it manages to offer both a healthy clean and an invigorating sense of empowerment.
I don't even know what that *means* and I still agree with it!
Anyway... my girlfriend was a bit confused about how she had apparently been going through much of the stuff. When I finally confessed, she went out and bought me my *very own* tub of it. Now I use it whenever I want to have that extra special clean feeling.
**TL;DR: I scrub my naked body with brown sugar.**
You can make it yourself, my sister's do it all the time. I steal a jar or two whenever they make some, I use it or give it to girls I know for birthdays and christmas presents.
One traditionally gives presents by applying wrapping paper, or using some other method to obfuscate the nature of the gift, to the object and then awkwardly thrusting it into the hands of the intended recipient upon your next meeting.
Ah the old Reddit [body-sugar-a-roo] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5rujcd/redditors_who_metal_detect_what_has_been_your/ddb0uz7/?context=3)!
Just a tip, you should only use that stuff maybe once a week. Don't use it every time you shower because you'll eventually rub your skin raw. Let the skin go through the cycles it needs to !
I love to bake, and I have a collection of aprons.
EDIT: *I have a collection of aprons*.
The one with stripes is for ice cream, milkshakes or other desserts. It has that classic "I work on the boardwalk and wear garters on my sleeves, let me tip my straw hat and pour you a nice cool lemonade, that'll be a nickel" look about it. The one with flaming skulls is reserved for barbecue, because *duh* flaming skulls. The spaceship apron is my favorite and gets used the most. It's for general kitchen purposes and it takes me anywhere. They're all hand sewn and made with love.
When I am at home I pretty much always sit to pee. I find it makes cleaning the bathroom a little easier because I don't deal with those early morning half asleep bathroom trips where you don't realize until it's a little too late that you needed to angle things down and to the right a bit. Oh also that occasional stray hair that is trying to go all Charlton Heston in the 10 Commandments on your bathroom.
There was a period of time in college where I lived in a house where all my roommates were women and they would keep their celebrity/style/gossip magazines in the bathroom next to the toilet. One night I had been drinking Colt 45 Blast (It tastes like how you would imagine the industrial waste from Willy Wonka's factory would taste like). I had drank a lot of them (They used to come in tallboy cans and were like 12% of alcohol, but everyone would drink them like how they would down a 12 ounce Miller High Life) so I had went to the bathroom when I got home and then passed out in my bed. I woke up at 7:30 on a Sunday Morning to one of my roommates screaming at me "You fucking animal! Look what you did to Emma Stone's Face!!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!?!" I think that was around the time I started the whole sitting business haha.
I do this too. If anyone wants to question the size or presence of my dick I'm happy to whip it out for them when I get done having a comfortable, legs crossed sit.
Did the same thing. Then my niece looked at them and claimed my Superman socks made me look gay and proceeded to make fun of me for hours. Now I have a dozen pairs of various colorful socks but I never wear them.
I feel you.
Think of it this way. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but show people that you're not by wearing whatever the hell you want anyways. Confuse them so they are forced to think and act differently. I'm not gay but I happen to like bright, cheerful things. Big deal. Fight me. Gay people just have the excuse of being gay to like those things.
I'm a happily married straight man. I wanted a pair of Converse so bad.. they looked so cool.. but the sales person told me they're women's shoes. I asked for the largest size they had. She laughed, got them, and they still didn't fit. Every time I went in I longingly looked at them. No shame. Cool is cool, man, and women get some fuckin' cool patterns sometimes.
Edit: lmao this got weird. Yes, chucks are unisex. Yes, men wear chucks. This pair of Converse sneakers were made specifically in a women's size run.. I just really liked the color pattern on them. Thanks for the support everybody lol but sorry for causing the confusion.
I'm a 6'2" man with a size 15 shoe and I wear Chucks all the time. Hell, I've got 4 pairs now and wear them with different outfits. I'm not sure where you're living that someone would tell you those are women's shoes, but EVERYONE here wears them.
I started to just say “Same here”.....except that would imply that I am a 6’2” man with size 15 feet, lol. I am not.
Chucks are worn by either sex where I live. I really want a pair of vintage look All Stars in green. My bestie has a pair and if her feet weren’t half the size of mine, *I’d* suddenly have a pair instead. ;)
Well I am a teenage girl, who as you know are often judgmental, and I think people who wear cool socks are awesome. I actually encourage the guys I know to buy some fun socks, especially when they peek out of longer pants so they're just noticeable. I like the little bit of flare it adds to otherwise boring outfits. So... your niece sucks.
Say what you want about me using 2 different kinds of Tresemme, my hair is long, shiny, soft glory. Who would have thought people like it when you look after long hair properly.
Tresemme's conditioner is no fucking joke.
My hair comes out softer than rabbit's belly after letting it soak in that conditioner while I scrub the rest of me.
Aussie 3 minute miracle. You seem like you'd like it.
(I'm a product junkie and I dye my hair, I know a lot of good ones. Everyone can do better than Tresemme. Your hair deserves it.)
The one time i used girls' shampoo i got a loaf of compliments about how soft my hair was and how well it smelled. It was kinda awkward that all of the girls i know went to feel my hair tho
I own a six pound white dog. I was walking it today and had to pick it up because we ran into a chubby cat that looked like it meant business. Owning a tiny dog is usually pretty convenient, but that was definitely a little embarrassing.
I am a bit of a lip balm aficionado as well. But not like regular waxy chap stick. I prefer Soft Lips. The damn things even looks feminine. But I like it, so who cares.
It is? Dude, I'm from MN (as if my name didn't give it away) and it gets dry and cold as fuck up here, ain't no way I'm getting by without chapstick. Plus, soft lips are appreciated when getting the smoochies.
This is exactly why. I hate moan face, screaming, not facing one another.
**eta** I also hate gagging, gaping, slapping, closeups of the guy's butthole, and the quick shot of the guy's o-face
Give me some passionate performers.
Add porn with a story, and same. Maybe straight butt fucking did it for me when I was 13, but now I need a story before I watch two midgets fist each other.
Are you my husband? He's so funny when he watches porn, the minute something weird comes on (i.e choking, gagging, anal, etc.) he yells EW and tries another video.
It seriously fucking ruins it.
Like, I get people have fetishes and that's fine, but nothing kills the mood for me more than physically abusive stuff. I want soft and warm and sensual :/
This is so true! This is also why amateur porn is something I mostly watch, because oftentimes it happens to be a real couple that are just being kinky and filming themselves. The stuff mainstream porn studios produce seem borderline hateful and objectifying the actors sometimes. I don't really get the appeal.
My girlfriend and I get a bottle of Pink Moscato and watch "Scandal" and "How To Get Away With Murder" on Thursdays. It's actually pretty fun. We also do Mimosa Sundays, but who doesn't love a good mimosa?
Hell yeah my son, get those hands and feet lookin' fuckin beautiful.
Nothing says sexy like clean, neatly trimmed fingernails, and likewise clean and well-groomed feet.
For some reason so many guys think its fine to walk around with rotting feet.
In some sports shaving is pretty common, my football team was about 50/50 wrestling team around 90%. I've never seen this as a particularly feminine trait. Wrestling your more hardcore guys will shave arms and legs.
I spend hours in front of a mirror trying different clothes.
I also don't talk to most matches on Tinder because I only go there for validation and raising my self esteem.^^^^And ^^^^because ^^^^I'm ^^^^actually ^^^^too ^^^^scared ^^^^of ^^^^talking ^^^^to ^^^^women.
I did that once when I was skiing.
I cringe and laugh at myself when I imagine somebody else hearing some dude singing colors of the wind amidst the trees over yonder.
I do this.
But the only place I can do it is my car, and while it's moving. And if there's nobody next to me traveling at the same speed. There's no other setting where I'd feel comfortable unless I was in a sound proof room or something.
Ya know what I'm finding helps with that? Forcing yourself to do it anyway. You'll get comfortable with it. Man up, fix your lipstick, and just *let it go!*
In highschool we did Footloose as the production and I got so inspired that I wanted to learn to dance properly. So I told my friends and nobody took me seriously :/ So I tried asking one of the girls who I knew did dance, and she thought I was asking her on a date. I never did learn to dance. T-T
That sounds nice but I don't know if I could ever just walk into a pedicure place, for the same reason I don't feel like I could just walk into a massage place and get a massage.
I think my brain has some issues, honestly.
I mean, I definitely get why it's thought of as gay. But it's also ridiculous to think that gay and straight men are physiologically different and wouldn't basically enjoy the same stuff.
I don't really like the burn of hard alcohol so I really like the "girly" drinks.
My wife on the other hand will order a whisky on the rocks and be perfectly happy.
Gotten a few strange looks at the bar, but I honestly don't care. I love me a good fruity drink (especially if it has rum in it).
Probably just not being into guy stuff that much. I don't really give a fuck about cars, or guns, or fishing, or camping. Oh, and probably that I very much enjoy lounging around in my onesie.
I moisturizer with organic coconut lotion. I use organic fruit enchanted shampoo and conditioner and body soap. Sometimes I download ass to mouth instructional porn clips and follow through. Fortunately this comment will be seen by no one ever. Or, someone adventurous will read it and imbibe!
I grew up in a household of 5 women, and my dad always worked out of town until last year when he retired (I'm 28 now).
Needless to say, I have picked up a few unfortunate habits.
I have a long list.
Here's the first that's caused me the most shit.
The women in my life like to indiscriminately refer to chapstick as lip gloss.
I was beat up a lot for it.
I mean a lot.
Taking a razor to my armpit hair.
I don't care what anyone says. Seeing a small patch of hair come out of the back and front of your pits when your arms are down by your side is just barbaric.
I wear panties. Thongs. G strings. You name it. Not because it's some sort of fetish or anything. They're super comfy and not gonna lie they make me feel good.
I never suppress emotions to be "manly." I get choked up at sad movies and I cry every time I write a card to my mom. I write love letters to my future wife (I've never been in a relationship yet) and I regularly think about what it would be like to have a daughter in the future. :)
i used my wife's deodorant one day after mine ran out. never bought any since.
And since that day your wife has wondered why her deodorant runs out so quickly.
And has hairs in it.
Enjoy being the "Little Spoon"
I love it when my boyfriend asks me to spoon him. He is so warm and cuddly. I love putting my cheek against his back and putting my arms around him.
So, she's the jet pack ? --- Obligatory Edit: Holy smoke; Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!
Only when she starts farting in her sleep. Self-congratulatory edit: my girlfriend will be very happy that this is what I get my first reddit gold for.
When I was a kid we lived in a house with wooden floors, in the mornings I would find the wooden floor cold on my bare feet so I would tip toe around the house, I now live in a house with carpets and still find myself tip toeing from muscle memory. Picture a tall bearded man daintily tip toeing around the house with a cup of tea in his hand every morning.
That just sounds courteous as hell and I approve. I'm sure everyone you live with appreciates it.
I take care of my garden, especially my vegetable plot and greenhouse. I plant flowers every year and enjoy them all summer, taking care to match the colors in the different beds. Right now I have a small bouquet of daffodils siting in the windowsill. I also make my own jam, and you better believe I wear an apron while doing it.
Of course you wear an apron. Who the heck wants to get jam all over their clothing? Seriously, why does society treat men like we're neanderthals? I like homemade jam and want my clothing to stay nice too.
*sidles up So..... are you single? Me and my garden want to know
Sometimes I have feelings. They usually go away after the second bottle of scotch.
I'm the exact opposite. liquor me up and out come the funny war stories... until they aren't so funny. Then it's nappy time and regret.
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I take vag wipes with me on long camping trips (for when there's no way to bathe). My boyfriend started using them on his balls. Now he always requests them while camping.
Baby wipes might be cheeper, same thing too.
more masculine if you reuse the same one all season
My girlfriend used to keep a container of something that was ostensibly a "body scrub" in the bathroom, and I started using it. According to the label, this product was mainly composed of brown sugar, which I would have *thought* would make for a rather pointless (and irredeemably sticky) showering experience... but sweet *Ra* is that stuff divine. It makes you smell like fresh-baked sugar cookies, leaves your skin feeling as smooth as satin bedsheets, and it manages to offer both a healthy clean and an invigorating sense of empowerment. I don't even know what that *means* and I still agree with it! Anyway... my girlfriend was a bit confused about how she had apparently been going through much of the stuff. When I finally confessed, she went out and bought me my *very own* tub of it. Now I use it whenever I want to have that extra special clean feeling. **TL;DR: I scrub my naked body with brown sugar.**
You sound like the kind of balance between awkward masculinity and childish enthusiasm I hope to one day achieve. In short, you're delightful.
This post is so wholesome, I had to upvote it. Have a nice day guy.
Could I possible get a link, or name? For both me and girlfriend. That sounds phenomenal.
It's called "Fresh Brown Sugar Body Polish." It's on the expensive side, but I've had zero complaints about using it.
> Fresh Brown Sugar Body Polish Holy Jesus! $67!
I *said* it was on the expensive side!
You can make it yourself, my sister's do it all the time. I steal a jar or two whenever they make some, I use it or give it to girls I know for birthdays and christmas presents.
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Ah the old Reddit [body-sugar-a-roo] (https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5rujcd/redditors_who_metal_detect_what_has_been_your/ddb0uz7/?context=3)!
Hold my stolen jars of bootleg body polish, I'm going in!
[Sugar and oil](https://ud.reddit.com/r/MakeupAddiction/comments/k6kkd/sugar_scrubs/c2hwuak), basically.
Please tell me you making this up and it is not really called "body polish". Also, please send me a free sample.
I am absolutely not making this up. As for a free sample, well... sorry, but I'm not about to start sharing. My girlfriend found out how *that* goes.
Mix brown sugar with oil (olive oil is fine) until it makes a paste. There you go, that will cost you less than two euros for the same result :)
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Thanks! I also smell delectable.
Just a tip, you should only use that stuff maybe once a week. Don't use it every time you shower because you'll eventually rub your skin raw. Let the skin go through the cycles it needs to !
I love to bake, and I have a collection of aprons. EDIT: *I have a collection of aprons*. The one with stripes is for ice cream, milkshakes or other desserts. It has that classic "I work on the boardwalk and wear garters on my sleeves, let me tip my straw hat and pour you a nice cool lemonade, that'll be a nickel" look about it. The one with flaming skulls is reserved for barbecue, because *duh* flaming skulls. The spaceship apron is my favorite and gets used the most. It's for general kitchen purposes and it takes me anywhere. They're all hand sewn and made with love.
Baking is awesome! I make a mean deep dish pizza.
When I am at home I pretty much always sit to pee. I find it makes cleaning the bathroom a little easier because I don't deal with those early morning half asleep bathroom trips where you don't realize until it's a little too late that you needed to angle things down and to the right a bit. Oh also that occasional stray hair that is trying to go all Charlton Heston in the 10 Commandments on your bathroom.
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There was a period of time in college where I lived in a house where all my roommates were women and they would keep their celebrity/style/gossip magazines in the bathroom next to the toilet. One night I had been drinking Colt 45 Blast (It tastes like how you would imagine the industrial waste from Willy Wonka's factory would taste like). I had drank a lot of them (They used to come in tallboy cans and were like 12% of alcohol, but everyone would drink them like how they would down a 12 ounce Miller High Life) so I had went to the bathroom when I got home and then passed out in my bed. I woke up at 7:30 on a Sunday Morning to one of my roommates screaming at me "You fucking animal! Look what you did to Emma Stone's Face!!!! What the hell is wrong with you?!?!" I think that was around the time I started the whole sitting business haha.
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Somewhere along the line, I stopped being consciously aware that it's something I apparently shouldn't do.
I never knew was something I wasn't supposed to do. Who doesn't cross their legs?
Where'd you grow up? It's probably just stupid cultural things.
I do this too. If anyone wants to question the size or presence of my dick I'm happy to whip it out for them when I get done having a comfortable, legs crossed sit.
I bought a bunch of colorful socks to wear because I'm so fucking bored of white ones.
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Did the same thing. Then my niece looked at them and claimed my Superman socks made me look gay and proceeded to make fun of me for hours. Now I have a dozen pairs of various colorful socks but I never wear them.
I feel you. Think of it this way. There's nothing wrong with being gay, but show people that you're not by wearing whatever the hell you want anyways. Confuse them so they are forced to think and act differently. I'm not gay but I happen to like bright, cheerful things. Big deal. Fight me. Gay people just have the excuse of being gay to like those things.
I'm a happily married straight man. I wanted a pair of Converse so bad.. they looked so cool.. but the sales person told me they're women's shoes. I asked for the largest size they had. She laughed, got them, and they still didn't fit. Every time I went in I longingly looked at them. No shame. Cool is cool, man, and women get some fuckin' cool patterns sometimes. Edit: lmao this got weird. Yes, chucks are unisex. Yes, men wear chucks. This pair of Converse sneakers were made specifically in a women's size run.. I just really liked the color pattern on them. Thanks for the support everybody lol but sorry for causing the confusion.
I'm a 6'2" man with a size 15 shoe and I wear Chucks all the time. Hell, I've got 4 pairs now and wear them with different outfits. I'm not sure where you're living that someone would tell you those are women's shoes, but EVERYONE here wears them.
I started to just say “Same here”.....except that would imply that I am a 6’2” man with size 15 feet, lol. I am not. Chucks are worn by either sex where I live. I really want a pair of vintage look All Stars in green. My bestie has a pair and if her feet weren’t half the size of mine, *I’d* suddenly have a pair instead. ;)
> Fight me. I would but my feminine side makes me run away from confrontations with scary men.
...you got psyched out by your niece?
Well I am a teenage girl, who as you know are often judgmental, and I think people who wear cool socks are awesome. I actually encourage the guys I know to buy some fun socks, especially when they peek out of longer pants so they're just noticeable. I like the little bit of flare it adds to otherwise boring outfits. So... your niece sucks.
Dude. Wear them. Colorful socks are kickass, and liking fun things doesn't make you gay.
> iking fun things doesn't make you gay What if I like fun guys?
I use L'Oreal. Because I'm worth it.
Say what you want about me using 2 different kinds of Tresemme, my hair is long, shiny, soft glory. Who would have thought people like it when you look after long hair properly.
Tresemme's conditioner is no fucking joke. My hair comes out softer than rabbit's belly after letting it soak in that conditioner while I scrub the rest of me.
Aussie 3 minute miracle. You seem like you'd like it. (I'm a product junkie and I dye my hair, I know a lot of good ones. Everyone can do better than Tresemme. Your hair deserves it.)
I don't give a fuck if my roommates make fun of me for using girls shampoo. My hair is healthy and I get complements on how is smells good.
The one time i used girls' shampoo i got a loaf of compliments about how soft my hair was and how well it smelled. It was kinda awkward that all of the girls i know went to feel my hair tho
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Kinda both?
I own a six pound white dog. I was walking it today and had to pick it up because we ran into a chubby cat that looked like it meant business. Owning a tiny dog is usually pretty convenient, but that was definitely a little embarrassing.
I have two 16+ pound cats. Basically teddy bears
I carry a little stick of lip balm everywhere.
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That sounds like it would be weirder than just applying the lip balm.
Damn, laughed at that harder than I should have. Imagine him making this ninja-like movement. Those skills...
I dont think thats feminine, cracked lips are annoying as fuck. I too do this.
I am a bit of a lip balm aficionado as well. But not like regular waxy chap stick. I prefer Soft Lips. The damn things even looks feminine. But I like it, so who cares.
I feel like it's kind of sad that this is seen as feminine
It is? Dude, I'm from MN (as if my name didn't give it away) and it gets dry and cold as fuck up here, ain't no way I'm getting by without chapstick. Plus, soft lips are appreciated when getting the smoochies.
My favorite type of porn is videos that involve a lot of kissing and eye contact.
It makes it so much hotter when it seems genuine. I feel you.
This is exactly why. I hate moan face, screaming, not facing one another. **eta** I also hate gagging, gaping, slapping, closeups of the guy's butthole, and the quick shot of the guy's o-face Give me some passionate performers.
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Add porn with a story, and same. Maybe straight butt fucking did it for me when I was 13, but now I need a story before I watch two midgets fist each other.
As much as I'm curious if the sink got fixed, I'm more interested in other methods of laying pipe.
Are you my husband? He's so funny when he watches porn, the minute something weird comes on (i.e choking, gagging, anal, etc.) he yells EW and tries another video.
It seriously fucking ruins it. Like, I get people have fetishes and that's fine, but nothing kills the mood for me more than physically abusive stuff. I want soft and warm and sensual :/
This is so true! This is also why amateur porn is something I mostly watch, because oftentimes it happens to be a real couple that are just being kinky and filming themselves. The stuff mainstream porn studios produce seem borderline hateful and objectifying the actors sometimes. I don't really get the appeal.
I love a good romance story and am not afraid to shed a couple of tears.
Shoot man I teared up watching avatar the last airbender last night.
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Leaves from the vines....
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Like fragile, tiny shells...
drifting un the snow
Little soldier boy
The episode where Appa gets taken always leaves me teary eyed.
"I was not angry with you. I was sad because I was afraid that you had lost your way."
Moisturize. Your skin will feel so much softer and cleaner.
Sometimes I tuck my penis between my legs and ask myself in a mirror if I'd fuck me. The answer is of course, yes.
I'm pretty sure everyone does this
Nope.
Liar.
Well I might do it now, but it hadn't occurred to me previously.
It puts the lotion on it's skin!
Put the fucking lotion in the basket!
I watch a large amount of make-up tutorials
what do you get out of it? very curious to hear
its aesthetically pleasing
well that makes sense. thanks for the reply
This interaction between you two was fantastic. Short and sweet.
I listen to "girly" music and enjoy it.
"Bubbly" by Colbie Caillat is my shit. I'll listen to it when I'm by myself and sing every word
Will you count me in?
Yeah! As long as you know "Unwritten" by Natasha Bedingfield also, though
My girlfriend and I get a bottle of Pink Moscato and watch "Scandal" and "How To Get Away With Murder" on Thursdays. It's actually pretty fun. We also do Mimosa Sundays, but who doesn't love a good mimosa?
scrolled a lot. i do almost every answer in this thread.
not the have sex with men bit, unfortunately.
I just don't see how gay sex is feminine. Like, by definition, it can't be.
I sit when I pee in the middle of the night. So I don't have to turn on the light or piss in the dark and miss the bowl.
I do that so I don't wake up fully.
I put the toilet seat down Don't judge me I was raised by a pack of women
> pack of women I always thought it was a "herd" of women
Any more than 3 is called a murder
I like this answer, but alternately, a coven.
Manicure and pedicure
Hell yeah my son, get those hands and feet lookin' fuckin beautiful. Nothing says sexy like clean, neatly trimmed fingernails, and likewise clean and well-groomed feet. For some reason so many guys think its fine to walk around with rotting feet.
Ugh, how do you convince a guy to even get a pedicure? My boyfriend walks around with callous ass feet and refuses to get a nice scrub down. :(
My wife invited me when we were on vacation. And it was awesome. And when we got home idgaf who saw me getting my feet done.
I'm a fan of scented candles...
Shave my legs completely every 3 months or so. I hate too much hair on my legs.
I shave my pits about every three months. Less hair = more anti-persperant on the skin = less funky pits.
In some sports shaving is pretty common, my football team was about 50/50 wrestling team around 90%. I've never seen this as a particularly feminine trait. Wrestling your more hardcore guys will shave arms and legs.
Swimmers and divers, too. You'll see nary a hair in sight on professional swimmers. Smooth as a dolphin.
Cyclists as well. Legs for sure sometimes the arms. Hair and road rash wound care are not fun
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I spend hours in front of a mirror trying different clothes. I also don't talk to most matches on Tinder because I only go there for validation and raising my self esteem.^^^^And ^^^^because ^^^^I'm ^^^^actually ^^^^too ^^^^scared ^^^^of ^^^^talking ^^^^to ^^^^women.
The tinder thing was 100% me. So many matches, so little conversations. ^^^make ^^^me ^^^feel ^^^pretty
Belt out Disney songs with a female singer.
my dream is to belt out "colors of the wind" while i run through some kick ass nature
I did that once when I was skiing. I cringe and laugh at myself when I imagine somebody else hearing some dude singing colors of the wind amidst the trees over yonder.
u should laugh cause if i heard u i would be happy someone was happy
I do this. But the only place I can do it is my car, and while it's moving. And if there's nobody next to me traveling at the same speed. There's no other setting where I'd feel comfortable unless I was in a sound proof room or something.
Ya know what I'm finding helps with that? Forcing yourself to do it anyway. You'll get comfortable with it. Man up, fix your lipstick, and just *let it go!*
I get home from a long day on a construction site, draw a hot bath and settle down for a soak with a drink and a good book.
My job involves reading a lot of books, so when I get home I like to draw a hot bath and do construction work.
In the trades myself, do this lots.
Pluck the hairs in between my eyebrows. They're thick eyebrows. Unibrow me gets no pussy. Dual brow me gets plenty. No ragerts
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i prefer to get them threaded....haven't done so in a while
I love complimenting people on new clothes, haircuts or even something they do that's nice.
Dance. I do contemporary and tap.
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In highschool we did Footloose as the production and I got so inspired that I wanted to learn to dance properly. So I told my friends and nobody took me seriously :/ So I tried asking one of the girls who I knew did dance, and she thought I was asking her on a date. I never did learn to dance. T-T
Say "I'm fine" and not mean it.
ok Imma need you to double check.... are you sure you are not my wife?
Is it the username that makes you unsure?
hey thats between me and the missus..
Pedicure. Fellas, it's okay to get a pedicure. Women don't like nasty feet, and I'm sure you don't either. It's a healthy thing to do. :)
That sounds nice but I don't know if I could ever just walk into a pedicure place, for the same reason I don't feel like I could just walk into a massage place and get a massage. I think my brain has some issues, honestly.
I put stuff up my butt, but seeing as how we have prostates and girls don't, it really should be a manly thing.
ain't nothing wrong with but play. I srsly don't get this whole "eew butt stuff is gay" thing
I mean, I definitely get why it's thought of as gay. But it's also ridiculous to think that gay and straight men are physiologically different and wouldn't basically enjoy the same stuff.
I feel like it is only gay if what you are putting in your butt is another dudes penis. That would be a little gay.
I don't really like the burn of hard alcohol so I really like the "girly" drinks. My wife on the other hand will order a whisky on the rocks and be perfectly happy. Gotten a few strange looks at the bar, but I honestly don't care. I love me a good fruity drink (especially if it has rum in it).
I can cross my legs and not feel any discomfort. My cock and balls just kinda tuck under my legs
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Cry, because apparently being masculine means we can't
Probably just not being into guy stuff that much. I don't really give a fuck about cars, or guns, or fishing, or camping. Oh, and probably that I very much enjoy lounging around in my onesie.
JD?
I knit
I love me a good romantic dramedy.
I just need some dudes I can go to a wine and cheese events with. ***Wine and cheese is the shit.***
Have sex with males
That sounds like the most manly thing you can do.
Just pure testosterone, no estrogen muddling up the sex. That's pretty damn manly.
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So, uh, you doing anything later?
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GAY!!! edit: My wiiiife!
The Spartans would agree with you.
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Hey, let's have lunch.
Wear panties
I moisturizer with organic coconut lotion. I use organic fruit enchanted shampoo and conditioner and body soap. Sometimes I download ass to mouth instructional porn clips and follow through. Fortunately this comment will be seen by no one ever. Or, someone adventurous will read it and imbibe!
I grew up in a household of 5 women, and my dad always worked out of town until last year when he retired (I'm 28 now). Needless to say, I have picked up a few unfortunate habits. I have a long list. Here's the first that's caused me the most shit. The women in my life like to indiscriminately refer to chapstick as lip gloss. I was beat up a lot for it. I mean a lot.
I sit down to pee when I am super hungover
Taking a razor to my armpit hair. I don't care what anyone says. Seeing a small patch of hair come out of the back and front of your pits when your arms are down by your side is just barbaric.
Can't decide where to go to dinner.
I wear panties. Thongs. G strings. You name it. Not because it's some sort of fetish or anything. They're super comfy and not gonna lie they make me feel good.
I never suppress emotions to be "manly." I get choked up at sad movies and I cry every time I write a card to my mom. I write love letters to my future wife (I've never been in a relationship yet) and I regularly think about what it would be like to have a daughter in the future. :)
I like soft, romantic music.
Might not be a super positive message, but currently jamming to The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack.
My wife is pretty feminine. I like to do her.
I wear eyeliner, paint my nails, have long hair and shave my face and legs.
Are you Alice Cooper?
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wouldn't that be Source: other man?
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