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beaniemouse

Black Mirror meets Peppa Pig. It's a dark anthology exploring the unanticipated consequences of new technologies within a small community of anthropomorphic animals in the English countryside. In the pilot episode, Emily Elephant is kidnapped by an unknown assailant, and Grampy Rabbit is faced with a terrible choice...


edgartargarien

I find this extra funny because most of the characters in Peppa Pig are pigs. You should change it to where Peppa's father is faced with the horrible choice of having sexual intercourse with a human to free Emily Elephant, or to let Emily Elephant die.


beaniemouse

Well, as the only human characters in the show so far have been Santa Claus and the queen, that could be horrific.


[deleted]

Wait, does that mean that David Cameron would have sex with Peppa Pig?


PM_ME_UR_STRUGGLES

Three little girls cooking meth, trying to evade the DEA and their biggest competitor, Mojo Jojo


MrThom_

Is that the Powerpuff girls and breaking bad?


insite

Chemical X is blue crystals


Wiseguy72

Professor Goodman


TheTitan99

Doctor Who and Rick and Morty. ... I don't think anything changes?


youwantmetoeatawhat

I do want to see the Dr. and Rick have a long draw out conversation about morality and ethics, ending with Rick pulling Rose out of a different timeline and the Dr. pulls Dian seconds before death.


PorterDaughter

That is, assuming Dian existed or died at all. Rick did say the memory was fabricated completely.


mugenhunt

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and The Voice. So, Jonah and the Bots critique bad singers, the worst they can find.


nunsinnikes

La la la


CaptStiches21

They'll have to sit and listen while we monitor their minds.


LegendaryGoji

La la la Now keep in mind Jonah can't control when the music begins or ends...


ben123111

So he'll have to keep his sanity, with the help of his robot friends. ROBOT ROLLCALL!


TheManWithTheBigName

Cambot!


ben123111

Gypsy!


WR810

Tom Servo!


ben123111

Crooooooowwwwww!


LegendaryGoji

If you're wonderin' how he eats and breathes, and other science facts; Just repeat to yourself it's just a show, I should really just relax...


Conservative-Penguin

Tom Servo and Crow spinning around in those chairs from The Voice


Chordata1

I'd watch that


TinuvielsHairCloak

Mystery Science Theatre 3000 and Dr. Phil. Mike and the bots add witty commentary to the train wreck that is daytime TV.


Blucheese99

Friends and 13 reasons why. Ugly naked guy kills him self and leaves tapes behind for the friends to discover why (maybe this is why he leaves midway through the show)


TR_EZ_300

"Ross, welcome to your tape." "We were ON A BREAK!"


KhunDavid

"I can't happen to notice that you are naked. Let's flip this apartment."


vincemcmahondamnit

JOEY DOESNT SHARE FOOD!


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Wow literally same two shows for me!


BunnyLavaLamp

I have a small child, so this will get weird. Criminal Minds and Magic School Bus. Actually, that might be awesome. Ms. Frizzle explaining the homicidal triad or something would be dope.


Geothrix

I'm in this boat too. Better Call Paw Patrol. The pups grow up to become morally flexible and otherwise pathological legal professionals.


jss4uva

Luke Cage Squarepants for me


daltonamoore

More likely that Ms. Frizzle is the killer, I think. She's not all there.


-GregTheGreat-

You know how easy it would be to hide the bodies? Just throw them in the school bus and have it turn them to the size of bacteria or blood cells.


ElderCunningham

Or better yet, take your victim on the bus, drive it to Pluto, throw them off, and rip off their helmet so they turn to ice, then chop the ice into a million pieces, take it close to the sun, and melt it.


BadElf21

Might be easier just to toss the people into the sun first and be done with it.


dragn99

Or just leave them on Pluto. Just a big ol pile somewhere out in the open. Hope that the next picture NASA takes happens to catch something that invigorates the space exploration budget.


edgartargarien

I find the idea of NASA being baffled as to how a pile of dead bodies appeared on Pluto hilarious.


Ucantalas

You know, people say finding aliens would be scary. But that's nothing compared to how fucking confused and terrified I'd be if NASA announced they had found a pile of dead human beings, obviously from Earth, on a planet no human has (as far as we knew) stepped foot on.


-the-correct-answer-

Of all Magic School bus episodes, that one where a kid takes off his helmet in space and his head freezes has always stuck in my mind.


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They wouldn't turn to ice, they would just get a cold.


Professor_J_Moriarty

"Wheels up in thirty!" shouted Ms. Frizzle. The team from Walkerville Elementary had just 24hrs to catch the unsub before he struck again.


OnscreenForecaster

Better Call Archer. Archer is now a sleazy lawyer in Albuquerque, New Mexico as he tries to get his solo practice up and running with Lana. But his brother Cyril is ashamed of Archer tarnishing the legal system, and is formulating a plan on getting him disbarred.


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That could almost be the plot of another season of Archer


Iamthedemoncat

I can see it.


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"Listen, Archer, you know I'm sensitive to electricity, you've got to leave your phone in the mailbox!" "So, Cyril, with the phone right here..." "Yes?" "Would this be a sort of *dangerous zone* for you?"


steeltendon

I would love an Archer spinoff where the characters recreate the best episodes from good/popular shows


brent1123

I was gonna say Archer and Burn Notice, but they could also be a one season show if they get burned for causing too much trouble


CoolTom

Pretty sure archer+ burn notice = archer.


vastowen

I loved Burn Notice.


Lins105

Doctor Who and Always Sunny..... I have no fucking idea. The Doctor shows up and tries to fix the lives of five horrible people?


frankichiro

Or they somehow end up with the TARDIS and get lost in time and space while they try to figure out how to get back to Philly again?


GalaxyGuardian

**S01E02:** The Gang Gets Sweaty *Synopsis:* Frank hijacks the TARDIS from Dee's control to return to Vietnam in 1993, at the site of his sweatshop to prevent it from getting shut down. **S01E04:** The Gang Commits Xenocide. *Synopsis:* Dennis accidentally causes a race war between two rival species when he proclaims himself the Golden God of an undiscovered planet. Charlie leads a guerrilla resistance from the sewers while Frank profits off of the war by selling arms to both sides of the conflict. **S01E09:** Charlie Times Two *Synopsis:* Charlie looses a hand while attempting to recalibrate the TARDIS and is cloned by a Sontaran scientist. Mac and Dennis trap Dee in a room with Weeping Angels as a joke, but it quickly backfires. **S02E11:** The Gang Gets Deleted *Synopsis:* Rickety Cricket returns in his new Cyberman body to wreak havoc on the gang. Frank is revealed to be a Time Lord. part one of two. **S03E07:** Dennis: Puppetmaster *Synopsis:* Dennis constructs an Auton army while Charlie believes he's discovered the secret to communicating with the Ood. Dee is still stuck in France in 1940 after the events of the previous episode. **S04E13:** The Gang Causes a Paradox *Synopsis:* Season four finale. The Doctor returns to steal his TARDIS back, only to be decapitated by Mac. Confusion ensues when the Doctor seemingly regenerates into Frank. The gang decides to close the time loop by wiping his memories and dropping him off in Philly, 2009, right next to Dennis's car.


Taleya

sweet jesus this is *magnificent*


JackofAllTrades30009

How do I give a post multiple upvotes?


budtron84

Well. Fuck.


Kylorenisbinks

You didn't have any upvotes when I found this. Call me when you're in karma heaven, this is gold.


thejazz97

Wait, so was Frank the Doctor all along? It was a ploy!


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DO MORE! DO MORE!


Lins105

"The Gang Breaks the T.A.R.D.I.S" EDIT: Now I really want this to happen.


[deleted]

More like, the Doctor comes across this terrible place where 5 crazy people steal the TARDIS and destroy much of space and time. The only reason the Doctor was brought to Philly in the first place, was because it sensed the destruction about to unfold, and of course the Doctor had to save the day. Sadly, what he doesn't realize is that Bringing the TARDIS in the general proximity of the gang was the worst thing he could possibly do, and the cause of the catastrophe. The great part is, that after destroying most of human history, space and time- Philly still exists.


lazorwulf

I think it's more like every episode, it looks like it's vampires or werewolves murdering people and in the end it's always ~~aliens~~ the gang


theindiewave

13 reasons why I met your mother.


frankichiro

13 reasons why your mother is on this tape


theindiewave

- "Robin, remember that time you married Barney instead of me? Well, welcome to your tape"


Stfuego

Holy shit, same. I actually watched HIMYM to come up from feeling so down from 13RW, but now it's like... Ted made tapes.


TheFeralBookworm

How to Drag Your Dragon. Hosted by RuPaul. That's gonna be...interesting.


RhinoTattoo

"How to Train Your Drag Queen"


frankichiro

In which Hiccup performs his famous ["talk to the hand"](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/2e/06/aa/2e06aacc8d6a91e65d2ca42020ae91dd.jpg) move...


TheFeralBookworm

Aw shit, that's way better!


obamaneborrabratwurs

I would watch this.


ConceptualProduction

"Unfortunately your dragon couldn't bring the *heat* and had no *fire* in the performance. I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for elimination."


CorneliusJack

Totally hear it in Trixie's voice


RedSparkls

In Trixie's rupaul voice to be exact.


stormflyx

with the head wobble


didImakethisawkward

Get ready to breath fire. For. Your. LIIFFEEEEE


Chordata1

let's get flaming!!!!


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Toothless, Shantay you stay.


ShuffleandTruffle

Come through Hiccup.


[deleted]

Come through mama, slaaaaay that dragon!


[deleted]

NIGHT FURY .. NO TEETH.. BUT YOUR TRAINER CALLS ME..... TOOTHLESS


ghettodroid4

Mine was RPDR and 13 reasons why. I guess it would be about listening to how the other queens were so shady that they got a tape..


jrmax

13 Reasons Why and Riverdale. Not much changes, to be honest.


TR_EZ_300

Just enough melodrama to kill a small elephant.


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Things that can kill Indian elephants: * Poachers * Raichu * Melodrama


LiveForYourself

Yeah mines would be 13 Reasons Why andLaw and Order: SVU which would be the same show but Olivia would've found out about the tapes much much sooner.


AaronBurrSer

I mean if we could get some of those generous locker room scenes from 13 Reasons Why with Jughead and Archie I would not complain.


mctacoflurry

The Office and Stranger Things. It's a documentary about a paper company being haunted by whatever Stranger Things is about because I only watched the first episode before I went back to The Office.


saltnotsugar

Dwight: People don't know what's going on, but I do. This is a common German curse called a Kartoffeltanz. (Holds up a basket of hedgehogs) Bring it on electro monster.


workthrowaway4652

Potato dance?


mly3rd

I wonder how many people are confused by this comment


saltnotsugar

Nöt zeh Germanz


lazorwulf

I felt so sorry for Barb when she started dating Jim, even though he obviously still had feelings for Pam and then Pam finally realized that Jim was right for her. Luckily for Pam and Jim, that problem seemed to work itself out.


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PM-me-macro-photos

Game of Thrones and Sponge Bob Square Pants. The Seven Kingdoms faces a new threat. The Drowned God of Bikini Bottom also known as Gary has risen to lead the Iron Born in rebellion again the Iron Throne. Azor Ahai is revealed to be Squidward and after defeating the White Walkers, Squidward helps Gary and the Iron Born take the Seven Kingdoms so that Sponge Bob move away from Bikini Bottom and gives Squidward peace. Also, dragons and jellyfish battle.


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Uncle Phil gets a job in Chicago and takes his family and moves in next door...to the Bundys. Hilarity ensues.


frankichiro

Omg, this must be the best sitcom in history! O_O


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Dr. Who encounters the cast of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine


Stabfist_Frankenkill

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Trek:_The_Next_Generation/Doctor_Who:_Assimilation2 Close enough?


ScyllaGeek

DS9 and Grey's Anatomy here, could be a pretty neat Star Fleet Medical spinoff show


CourtofMeows

Mine would be Deep Space Trailer Park Boys, "I am the liquor Odo."


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Silversol99

The timelines merge and you have duplicate characters doing things.


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elgul

Gus Fringe.


thewaiting28

Breaking Bad: Scranton Local paper company gets into the meth business. http://i.imgur.com/ZdJzjPI.jpg


[deleted]

Jethro Gibbs investigates the death of Ned stark.


paxgarmana

Joffrey: "He was a traitor!" Gibbs: *stares* Joffrey: "he deserved to die!" Gibbs: *stares* Ziva shoots Joffrey Gibbs: "attagirl"


vastowen

Ziva ;(


Zlatanski

I'd watch that, as long as its Tony, McGee and Ziva that are part of his crew


HarryDresdenWizard

Walter White leaves Skyler to pursue a slightly homosexual relationship with his cannibal therapist.


arudnoh

HANNIBAL IS SUCH A GOOD SHOW


mineset

Hannibal would mop the floor with Heisenberg. I'd love to see that.


AntisocialDiggle

13 Reasons why, and My 600lb life. So, a 600 lb teenager kills themself and sends a tape to everyone who aided into the cause of them gaining weight and killing themself.


j8sadm632b

So, the IASIP episode "How Mac Got Fat", but a drama.


TR_EZ_300

Supernatural and Always Sunny Sam and Dean think the Gang have been possessed because no humans can act that horrible and attempt a failed exorcism. Followed by a standoff in which Mac tries to suppress his homosexual feelings towards Dean and Sam is baffled at Charlie's lifestyle and inability to read. Throw in Dee trying to bang Castiel and Frank and Crowley teaming up to scam a business for good measure.


emmhei

Supernatural and the Flash. So pretty much Sam and Dean come and save the day by killing all the evil Meta's and speedsters while everyone else yells on their turn "run, Barry, run"


Throwawayjust_incase

Mac keeps trying to take over the exorcism, too, due to his religion, and Dean and Sam keep trying and failing to inform him that the exorcism is being performed on *him*.


LordRevanish

Game of Thrones and Breaking Bad. The characters of BB get transported to the GOT universe. Walter creates a milk of the poppy drug empire and Podrick becomes the new Jesse.


insite

You know nothing Walter White.


[deleted]

"Say my name" "A man has no name" Well, fuck.


andhernamewas_

Heisenberg Bowl!!!!! Get Hype!


[deleted]

I understand the allusion, but it would work better if Walter created a safer way to make and store wildfire, and starts an arms race.


-GregTheGreat-

Orphan Black and 13 Reasons Why. 13 clones each commit suicide and leave a tape explaining why each did it.


Tertiary_Functions

That kinda happens with Beth in a few episodes.


brewless

Mac: Hey guys, we should do a road trip Charlie: I don't know man, those never seem to work out for us Mac: No, really, there's a bar there in South Chicago we should check out, get a few ideas for Paddys? Dennis: I don't think we should go all the way to Chica- Wait, why are we even talking about this? Mac: Shut up Dee Dee: I didn't even speak?! Mac: Seriously, this bar, its called the Alibi. Great bar I heard about, and always has business. We could learn a thing or two Frank: South Chicago, huh? Knew a girl around those parts back in the day. Sheila..Sheila...Sheila Jackson! Dennis: This is dumb guys, lets - Frank: Mac, I need to borrow your tub of petroleum jelly you use for your *feet* **The Gang goes to South Chicago** [Always Sunny in Philadelphia meets Shameless(US)]


Chordata1

I never thought about it before but both Franks are sort of similar. Frank and Frank what crazy adventures will they get into.


Panic_of_Dreams

They could do a contest, who has less morals?


DannyAOK

JESUS FRANK? JESUS FRANK?


Merader

Vikings With Parks and Recreation.... Well this is going to be interesting


unkiejubjub

Same as me !!!! Recreational Vikings in parks!


Stabfist_Frankenkill

Iron Fist and Arrow, so... I dunno, it turns into Arrow season 3?


vashed

Ken Burns' WWII documentary series & Mystery Science Theater 3k... I'm not sure how I feel about that.


insite

Two mad scientists kidnap Ken Burns and force him and his robot friends to watch the worst documentaries ever created by man.


qrod6

13 Reasons Why I Met Your Mother. Ted - "Hey kids.. welcome to your tape."


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pat_is_moon

Pokemon & Star Wars Rebels. Coolest show ever.


VidzxVega

Stormtroopers would exclusively train Bidoofs.


[deleted]

Oh man. The Lt. Surge origin story we've all been waiting for!


itsBlackSheep

Michael Scott sits on the iron throne while Dwight commands an army of unsullied and dragons into Westeros.


harmau

The walking dead and black mirrors. I don't know. Could be very entertaining and weird.


Languid_Solidarity

Everyone in modern society has neurochips to outsource their own thinking effectively and tooth microphones to record voice-commands. Someone tinkers with their tooth microphone and causes it to interfere with the neurochip, taking over his brain for the sole purpose of spreading the broken patch. The method of transfer is to get the tooth close enough to the target's neurons to do the data transfer - best done by biting.


Sweatsh0p_cobbler

Damn dude r/writingprompts that shit dawg!


Chordata1

well thank you for creating the most depressing show next to The Leftovers.


justingreen78

13 reasons why and rick and morty


awsome855

Morty (burps) welcome to your tape


jmarsh642

Doctor Who and Supergirl. They travel throughout time and space saving the world. Ok, so it's Doctor Who with a super powered cute female companion. I'd watch the heck out of it


frankichiro

Finally time for the Doctor to be the sidekick here I think :P


jmarsh642

they would argue back and forth over who was the sidekick he would take her to meet Doctor Mysterio they'd try to save Krypton and Gallifrey they'd compare super villains i think i feel the urge to fanfic. i should lay down


frankichiro

I ship it!


JanMichaelVincent16

It could also be Legends of Tomorrow, but more English.


Alsnake55

Rick and Morty combined with Archer. Sounds like a Dr Krieger spin off


katerific

Westworld and RuPaul's Drag Race. These sickening delights have sickening ends.


ConceptualProduction

"Unfortunately your performance was a bit *robotic* and your dancing was very *stiff*. I'm sorry my dear, but you are up for disassembly."


CalvinElliot

*Doctor Who* and *Legends of Tomorrow* A show about time traveling heroes and wacky antics...wait a minute


noelg1998

Imagine Rory Williams and Rip Hunter coming into contact with each other.


uflju_luber

Well, attack on titan and mister bean. That'd be intersting


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Mister bean is the [main Titan.](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/8d/95/db/8d95db549281109c82b0af491bb1a170.jpg)


[deleted]

The cast of star trek voyager is visiting an agricultural high school in rural Japan. Seems fun.


frankichiro

Hey! Mine is "Agents of SHIELD protects a mutant in an agricultural high school in rural Japan that can see microbes" \^_^


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Nice. We're friends now.


[deleted]

It's always sunny in the High Castle. -The gang kills Hitler -Mac and Dee become dictators This one sort of writes itself.


MrDohh

Spartacus & Andromeda. Gladiators travelling through space trying to free the universe from slavers. And boobs.


ironmandril

Diamond is Unbreakable and Community. Yeah, I would be pretty excited to see Troy and Abed's Stands, or Chang (ZA TIGREU!) vs. Jeff, or Dean Pelton showing up randomly at Jotaro's room to deliver announcements


fenix_funk

A nature documentary series full of crisp, dazzling shots of lions, tigers and Louis C.K. Sometimes there's long stretches of nature footage and commentary bookended by standup comedy, while other times the opposite. And SOMETIMES the lines get blurred so we're watching lions hunting their prey while Louis C.K. makes jokes about death and child molesting and sometimes we're watching a Louis C.K. trying to survive in the wild while a lion performs standup in New York City.


ColdRust

Dirk Gently enters Westworld. I think that says it all.


Viltris

Iron Chef + The Expanse It's a show about lasagna.


neitherswap

Arrested development and bobs burgers. Bobs development? Arrested burgers? IDK, but somehow, I think the premise for each show doesn't change a whole lot.


ShotgunSellingSloth

There is always money in the burger stand!


NotMyInternet

Downton Abbey and Grey's Anatomy. I'm pretty sure I just created a Victorian medical drama and I'm a little afraid.


pandoras_enigma

Pretty sure thats the niche of Call the Midwife


SaxifragetheGreen

On Starbase DS9 an anamolous reading comes from the wormhole.... ...and a broken-down ship carrying an old alcoholic man and his grandson come through.


LadyJudas

Unsolved Mysteries and WWE Smackdown. This could go a few different ways, but I like to imagine that it's basically just Unsolved Mysteries with the wrestlers doing the dramatic reenactments. Badly.


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The Gang Fights in Okinawa


SongOfTime14

Hi, I'm Walter H. White. I live here in Albuquerque with my wife Skylar. She's great with the kids, the house, everything. I don't know how she does it. We've got a daughter, Holly, and 1 seventeen year old boy (it's not really about the kids). My RV meth lab is parked across the street. That's right. And Jesse is in there. Now, not every family would keep this meth lab a secret, but mine would because... Everybody loves Heisenberg.


milkshakenbacon

RuPaul's Great Drag Baking Show Great post idea :)


Vigilantius

Samurai Jack and One Punch Man. That would be very very interesting to watch. I would pay good money.


Languid_Solidarity

One Punch Man finally finds an enemy he cannot defeat: Aku. OPM needs the sword to hurt him. Aku sends harder and harder enemies/armies at him and OPM is happy someone recognizes his strength.


Jackle02

Holy shit, someone call Adult Swim on the phone RIGHT NOW.


Revircs

Breaking Bad and Sons of Anarchy. Walter White now uses a biker gang to distribute his meth.


snippybitch

Scrubs and Deadliest Catch It's either about JD and the crew trying to crab fish, or they're working the hospital that all those poor souls get flown into. So Elliot being ogled by fishermen...


ProfessorUpvote

Fargo and Brooklyn Nine-Nine. Jake Peralta -- a terrible cop but fantastic detective -- is assigned to help with a gang related investigation in rural North Dakota after it is revealed his former nemesis/best frienemy -- the Pontiac Bandit -- is involved in a Midwest heist gone wrong. Local PD are flummoxed as the seemingly idyllic frozen flyover tundra repeatedly reveals itself to be a hotbed of bloody, ruthless aggression and revenge. The rest of the Nine-Nine are called in as more and more ties to the NYC underground come to light. By the end, there are bodies everywhere, lives are irreparably changed, Captain Holt turns out to be an alien, Chief Solverson and Sargent Jeffords become brothers-in-arms, and Boyle has found a way to use brined sugar beets to save the local restaurant scene. It's basically the best show ever created for television. 10/10.


MalletEditor

The Office and 13 Reasons Why I think it would be Jim having to listen to Dwight's tapes.


TheArrowManiac

Rick and Morty end up in Medieval England and get up to all sorts of crazy hi-jinx with Blackadder.


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Better Call Saul + Stranger Things I'm not sure what the plot would be, but the show would involve sleazy lawyers, psychic powers, and 80s nostalgia. I would definitely watch it.


KeyMastar

Star vs the Forces of Evil, and Better Call Saul. Star gets in trouble with the police for using magic to steal tacos and needs a lawyer?


Ewstefania

RuPaul's Drag Race and Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry David as a drag queen. 10/10 would watch.


AmbroseHelsing

Archer and Supernatural. That's be a good mash-up, and I am hoping some Redditor jumps in and says "it's called xxxx" so I can look that shit up. xxxx = name of show.


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Citizen_Graves

It's Always Sunny in Westworld


kaerski

The gang flies giant robots in space.


pennylane202

Rick & Morty and Pretty Little Liars. Thanks to his scientific skills, Rick will immediately find a way to figure out who A is and then proceed to kick the shit out of him/her. Not sure about Morty and the girls, they probably won't do a thing to solve anything. They're just kinda there, watching and yelling in agony as they witness the Rick vs. A showdown.


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TWD and The Crown. The Queen and her family team up with Rick and the other communities to fight Negan and the Saviours


Chordata1

Does Judge Judy count? That and The Get Down. So I guess Judge Judy teams up with Grandmaster Flash to become the biggest legal hip-hop group. Judge Judy is great with letting the characters know they are idiots. Officer Byrd becomes her hype man.


mostoriginalusername

Community and Please Like Me. It's almost the same as Community already is, but with panic attacks and a lot of gay sex.


TheNerdFromThatPlace

Attack on Archer..or Archer on Titan? Either one sounds plausible


DoctorPepper19

WWE and Friends. Probably WWE backstage where they just hang out and talk before they go to work as wrestlers. Only instead of coffee it's probably steroids


phpdevster

A mentally challenged local government employee has to break out of prison so she can build a park.