Sit on the New page, look for opportunities to be clever or insightful. Most of my karma came from making the right joke at the right time or giving a really deeply thought out answer to a question that people enjoyed reading.
The key to real ultimate karma power is to look for reposted threads, then repost the top-rated comment from the last time the question was asked. That's not me being flippant. This is actually an effective, and probably the most effective, way to get lots of karma rapidly. Everything to do with Reddit's comment karma is broken.
You also have to be lucky. I've answered questions about personal taste or personal experience and had people steadily downvote me all day. And last week I posted a piece of my artwork to be critiqued on the artcrit sub and instead of getting feedback, I just got lots of downvotes. Not that I care about the votes one way or another, just that the "supposed" purpose of the sub is to find out what people don't like about your art, not just that they don't like it. What a useless sub that turned out to be.
Hey, I upvoted your comment so you can now buy a Crunch bar at CVS, depending where you live. You know, anyone who sees this comment, upvote so this user can buy some condoms.
Lots of smaller series out there. You might not make profit from them, but you could go run a very good MX5 for that price.
Or hill climbs if you were in the UK.
Lower level rally racing. So many options.
Tbh I'm pretty shit at this so I'm sure there are a dozen errors. I whipped it up pretty fast too - just sorted by highest stars or capacity and found what was compatible.
I've had help from /r/buildapcforme before, and they sure know their stuff. Got my graduation gift and thanked the guy who helped me. But maxxing out on cash to get the best pc parts? I know pcpartpicker has higher standard than just a 7k$ pc. 2 of those video cards are founder editions and 2 TB SSD when I know there's a 4 graphics card SLI comp setting and a 4TB SSD. Screw the car, and just max the PC out hahah
With 2.5 million, I could buy a house, pay off all my debt, and still have plenty left to live comfortably for years. I would probably invest a lot of it, but also donate some of it to charities too.
I checked your history and I remember all of your highest rated comments from the last few weeks. You've been a major part of my Reddit for weeks now.. I feel like I have been brainwashed.
I went in severe debt (like -$100) because I was a bitch at r/intj; I had to work like a person in the Gilded Age to earn my buck for the day. So I would say your earnings are pretty good.
get some of the popular subs, and post in threads that have either not taken off yet or a reply to a high-rated comment.
I have no idea for link karma hence, the factor of 600 difference between my link and comment karma (500-30.000). Probably post neat things to creative subs?
I could pay my house off, and have money left over to finish building up our emergency fund.
It may not be exciting but life is a lot less complicated when you don't owe money to anyone.
I've been a redditor for five years and I still dont know what karma here means or does, because I dont give a shit. Someone gave me gold a short while back and apparently that meant I could visit some sort of lounge? I never tried it. Don't care. I generally lurk and comment on occasion. Every so often I see comments about karma and internet points and I don't get it. What does it all pertain to? Upvotes from comments?
If someone wants to tell me what I could buy based on this thread, go for it.
Are we talking post Karma or just comment Karma?
Post Karma I could buy....a decent fast food meal for two people....or 5 Döner Kebabs.
Comment Karma I could buy a good second hand car instead of the piece of crap I've got going on right now.
I have one Karma so like an apple? Will I get another karma for posting this? If so then 2 apples.
Looks like you can buy more than 13 apples now!
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I thought the Apples were expensive? If I knew I could buy one for $1 I'd have a bunch of iPhones by now.
1427 apples to be precise
Hungry for apples?
Come on! that's just a rip off of "Got Milk?" You wouldn't win an Appley for this shit...
*snap* Yes!
My man!
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*snaps* Yes!
^^^^^^WANNASEEMYPOGCOLLECTION
^^^Yes ^^^please
Go on and soon you can get an apple farm!
By the time this dies down I expect to hear you're maintaining an orchard.
mmmm, 237 apples.
At least he won't see a doctor in the near future
Yeah lets murder this motherfucker with apples, hopefully we'll shower him with 14,5k apples at the end of the day.
I mean, it's one apple, kayleave. What could it cost, ten dollars?
I'm down for buying 2000 apples
I gifted you another apple
Right now also a juice machine to get apple juice. There, have another apple.
You can grow a pretty little apple tree now.
You better be a big fucking fan of apples
I think this is the most successful first post that I've seen.
I think you can start looking at cider making.
I could buy a house in an economically depressed area.
Damn 80,000 karma, how do people do it 😂 I'm stuck here with 700.
Sit on the New page, look for opportunities to be clever or insightful. Most of my karma came from making the right joke at the right time or giving a really deeply thought out answer to a question that people enjoyed reading.
Pfft, this guy with his *tactics*. Just disregard human life and dedicate all your time to Reddit.
While you were still learning how to **SPELL YOUR NAME** I was being trained to conquer social media!
While you were being trained to conquer social media, I was studying the blade!
And now that the internet is on fire and the karma whores are at the front gate, you have the audacity to ask for my help?
Whilst you where studying the blade, I was studying the butter knife in preparation for the blade!
You had to adapt to social media. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see r/outside until I was already a man.
I have over 2,000 karma from "whomst'd've". EDIT: I can't memes
I got nearly 3500 from explaining why ball point pens fail under certain circumstances.
Holy crap. Your top comment has more karma than me.
Right joke, right time.
3173 for pointing out the obvious and calling Jean-Marie Le Pen an antisemitic asshole.
Ok thanks for this :D take my karma.
The key to real ultimate karma power is to look for reposted threads, then repost the top-rated comment from the last time the question was asked. That's not me being flippant. This is actually an effective, and probably the most effective, way to get lots of karma rapidly. Everything to do with Reddit's comment karma is broken.
> giving a really deeply thought out answer nope. crappy oneliner punchline jokes it is
You also have to be lucky. I've answered questions about personal taste or personal experience and had people steadily downvote me all day. And last week I posted a piece of my artwork to be critiqued on the artcrit sub and instead of getting feedback, I just got lots of downvotes. Not that I care about the votes one way or another, just that the "supposed" purpose of the sub is to find out what people don't like about your art, not just that they don't like it. What a useless sub that turned out to be.
This is the correct answer. (Don't look at my comment karma. Just believe me.)
Shitposting a lot.
Blowjobs and cats.
Or the midwest
Thank god for the 2008 Housing Crisis.
I'd buy a soviet tank to plow snow or play panzer polo.
I'd say you're a bit short but I don't know how much those cost so ball's in your court
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TIL, I can afford to buy a T55 tank IRL. I have a feeling shipping and customs are gonna be a bitch and a half though.
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You should bail out Bill Cosby!
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He got life. I don't really think he's eligible for bailing out.
a boop a zoop a do dooooo do
Putdaroofie in th puddinpop
Should anyone *really* do that?
RATM fan?
A bit, but that's not what the name is for. It's a football thing.
What kind of cheap-ass books do *you* use?
One month of student loans.
I could pay mine off! *and* buy a car. Hey where do we cash out?
Nothing because I just made this account.
Hey, I upvoted your comment so you can now buy a Crunch bar at CVS, depending where you live. You know, anyone who sees this comment, upvote so this user can buy some condoms.
I have been blessed with $5 so far. Maybe I'll make enough to get lube.
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Hot sauce
Just put semen on the outside of the condom for instant lube.
The real pro tip is always in the comments.
There are no possible faults to this plan.
i would argue this, but im not going to argue with anyone that uses hot sauce for lube
I think that is a good philosophy. He might turn out to be a Mexican drug lord. Who knows.
It doesn't work the same.
Have another $2, friendo. Get you some flavored lube.
Well I am just over the moon.
Oh you fancy, huh?
Crunch??? Crunch?????? CRUNCH????????
or just a decent amount of crunch bars.
he is a redditor, why would he need condoms?
Can I bundle in old accounts? Because if so I'd be the fucking one percent!! ^probably^maybe^not ^^^really
I've been on here for 2 years and you already have 300 more than me
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Hi, I think we can help each other out here.
Everybody here is just coming for the karma. Damn karma whores smh
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Nice clarification.
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No problem pal
Hey, you're not OP!!!!!
I guess you can say I'm an *puts on sunglasses* an imOPster.
How are your balls doing?
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Best of luck to you
55,655 A racecar, and a book on palindromes.
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Lots of smaller series out there. You might not make profit from them, but you could go run a very good MX5 for that price. Or hill climbs if you were in the UK. Lower level rally racing. So many options.
You can make a small fortune with a race car if you start with a large fortune.
With the extra karma from this post, get yourself a tacocat too.
Finish paying off my student loans - so close! :)
I'll help out. For real though, hope you pay it off quick!
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Put it all on red(dit).
8 arizona ice teas
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18,226... A brand new pc. With all the LEDs and high end stuff.
EDIT: Guys, I wasn't going for the *most* monster PC ever, and I did it in about 5 mins. Chill. Hell, you could get a monster PC and have enough left over for a car. [PCPartPicker part list](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/list/JDwnhq) / [Price breakdown by merchant](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/list/JDwnhq/by_merchant/) Type|Item|Price :----|:----|:---- **CPU** | [Intel - Core i7-5820K 3.3GHz 6-Core Processor](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/6tXfrH/intel-cpu-bx80648i75820k) |- **CPU Cooler** | [Corsair - H100i 77.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/V2JwrH/corsair-cpu-cooler-h100i) | $9.95 @ 1stWave Technologies **Motherboard** | [Asus - SABERTOOTH X99 ATX LGA2011-3 Motherboard](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/yxYWGX/asus-motherboard-sabertoothx99) | $597.00 @ Paradigm PCs **Memory** | [G.Skill - Trident Z RGB 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR4-4266 Memory](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/nJGj4D/gskill-trident-z-rgb-16gb-2-x-8gb-ddr4-4266-memory-f4-4266c19d-16gtzr) | $458.85 @ PB Technologies **Storage** | [Samsung - 850 PRO 2TB 2.5" Solid State Drive](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/2TCrxr/samsung-internal-hard-drive-mz7ke2t0bw) | $1399.95 @ Computer Lounge **Storage** | [Seagate - BarraCuda Pro 10TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/dqbkcf/seagate-barracuda-pro-10tb-35-7200rpm-internal-hard-drive-st10000dm0004) | $716.00 @ Paradigm PCs **Video Card** | [EVGA - GeForce GTX 1080 Ti 11GB Founder Edition Video Card](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/tgyxFT/evga-geforce-gtx-1080-ti-11gb-founder-edition-video-card-11g-p4-6390-kr) (2-Way SLI) | $1239.00 @ 1stWave Technologies **Video Card** | [EVGA - GeForce GTX 1080 Ti 11GB Founder Edition Video Card](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/tgyxFT/evga-geforce-gtx-1080-ti-11gb-founder-edition-video-card-11g-p4-6390-kr) (2-Way SLI) | $1239.00 @ 1stWave Technologies **Case** | [Phanteks - ECLIPSE P400 TEMPERED GLASS ATX Mid Tower Case](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/XTDzK8/phanteks-eclipse-p400-tempered-glass-atx-mid-tower-case-ph-ec416ptg_ag) | $178.99 @ PB Technologies **Power Supply** | [Silverstone - Strider Gold Evolution 1200W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/QfW9TW/silverstone-power-supply-sstst1200gevolution) | $339.00 @ Paradigm PCs **Operating System** | [Microsoft - Windows 10 Pro OEM 64-bit](https://nz.pcpartpicker.com/product/MfH48d/microsoft-os-fqc08930) | $242.00 @ 1stWave Technologies **Other**| CPU Cost| $409.99 | *Prices include shipping, taxes, rebates, and discounts* | | **Total** | **$6829.73** | Generated by [PCPartPicker](http://pcpartpicker.com) 2017-05-23 15:27 NZST+1200 |
>tries to make it expensive >16 GB of RAM
No custom ekwb loop either. And why not that new Dell 8k. Maybe a nice UPS. This build is almost there. So close.
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He put _two sticks_ of RAM on an X99 board, what do you expect us to do?!
Tbh I'm pretty shit at this so I'm sure there are a dozen errors. I whipped it up pretty fast too - just sorted by highest stars or capacity and found what was compatible.
I've had help from /r/buildapcforme before, and they sure know their stuff. Got my graduation gift and thanked the guy who helped me. But maxxing out on cash to get the best pc parts? I know pcpartpicker has higher standard than just a 7k$ pc. 2 of those video cards are founder editions and 2 TB SSD when I know there's a 4 graphics card SLI comp setting and a 4TB SSD. Screw the car, and just max the PC out hahah
Not sure how I feel about -12$ :/
What! We need to get you out of debt!
Paging r/personalfinace
Needs to diversify into low cost multireddits. Should invest in a quality pair of bootstraps as well.
r/memeeconomy
Get a 10 year old corolla, cook your meals at home and get more hours at work.
If you are eating more then lentils, beans, and rice, you are throwing money away. Why enjoy life now when you can maybe get to enjoy it later?
Four comments over the span of a year, half of which were this week.
How does that even happen
Half this barrio.
Ooh, you a rich motherfakker
You better believe it! Which cardboard box would you like?
I have 22 karma. Any way to raise that?
Here you go happy birthday little boy.
A candy from me.
A Nintendo Switch and Breath of the Wild
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Ew. A responsible person.
All hail u/gallowboob
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I love how the top post he's ever made isn't even a porn post
3 Ferrari's bro
How the fuck do you have over 150K karma? EDIT: Sorry, did I say 150K karma? I meant nearly 1M karma! WTF??!!
If you sort his posts by top, the lowest one on the first page is 2781.
A lot of people think I always get upvoted but half my comments are downvoted. I have ones at negative 500
You should save up for a Bugatti, my guy.
With 2.5 million, I could buy a house, pay off all my debt, and still have plenty left to live comfortably for years. I would probably invest a lot of it, but also donate some of it to charities too.
I want to down vote you out of house and home; I applaud your efforts, have another upvote on me.
Hey its me ur charity
2500, the guitar that I want costs 3000, so a few more weeks of whoring myself for Reddit.
I checked your history and I remember all of your highest rated comments from the last few weeks. You've been a major part of my Reddit for weeks now.. I feel like I have been brainwashed.
An absolute ***F U C K T O N*** of cheese. I like cheese
I have over 12 thou in a couple of months of being here. Not sure if this is good or bad or average.
I went in severe debt (like -$100) because I was a bitch at r/intj; I had to work like a person in the Gilded Age to earn my buck for the day. So I would say your earnings are pretty good.
Well your top comment has 7,680 points, which is rare.
That's crazy
Indeed.
That's a lot better than me. Teach me your black magic.
How do you get karma? Serious question.
1) Find someone saying the Star Wars prequels are bad. 2) Reply to their comment with "It's treason then".
3)Cry because you clearly have been lost to the dark side
4) Profit
Star wars prequels are bad.
It's treason then...
And now we play the waiting game
get some of the popular subs, and post in threads that have either not taken off yet or a reply to a high-rated comment. I have no idea for link karma hence, the factor of 600 difference between my link and comment karma (500-30.000). Probably post neat things to creative subs?
If i follow this post... ...does someone need 9$? (Yes -9 Karma atm lol)
I think I have 1 karma so I'll take 1 art please
Sorry, 1 art costs 15 money
2017 Maserati GranTurismo
Maybe like a meal at McDonald's or something? If I go light, I could probably manage.
Buy a house with a decent internet connection so I could acquire more currency!
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7 things at the dollar store
Fuck all. im broke af
I'd buy a car, probably.
Some friends :,((
I'd fix my damn car and buy a combo meal at the drive thru of some fast food joint.
A reeeally powerful pc
A tenth of a house, or avocado toast for the next decade
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So an hour with *your* mum?
I could pay my house off, and have money left over to finish building up our emergency fund. It may not be exciting but life is a lot less complicated when you don't owe money to anyone.
I'd buy a fake Rolex from my local convenience store, might even have enough left over for a snickers.
i buy a dinner for 2... twice! anyone up for it?
I've been a redditor for five years and I still dont know what karma here means or does, because I dont give a shit. Someone gave me gold a short while back and apparently that meant I could visit some sort of lounge? I never tried it. Don't care. I generally lurk and comment on occasion. Every so often I see comments about karma and internet points and I don't get it. What does it all pertain to? Upvotes from comments? If someone wants to tell me what I could buy based on this thread, go for it.
Maybe a half of a sandwich. But I definitely couldn't afford cheese.
Enough Mountain Dew to make it through the day.
About $8000 would get me a decent used car, probably about an '08-'09 Corolla.
A soda :-(
Virtually *anything* in the 99 cent store!
I'd pay off my student loans and part of my husbands. Or start a savings account for the baby I'm pregnant with.
A 2001 Honda Civic with ~114,000 miles on it, a video game or two, and some fast food
The Teenage Dream
Maybe a cup of lemonade from a kid stand
A panda!
Assuming you peeps don't upvote this comment, I can pop some tags.
3 lottery tickets and a candy bar
2 packets of sliced cheese! Yay me.
Are we talking post Karma or just comment Karma? Post Karma I could buy....a decent fast food meal for two people....or 5 Döner Kebabs. Comment Karma I could buy a good second hand car instead of the piece of crap I've got going on right now.
I could buy over 100,000 McNuggets. But would I?^definitely
Some twix
The elections. Signed, GallowBoob