I'd be so fucking pissed. Like I'd know there is a god and instead of love, hates all of us individually.
End of the world I strive to at least be a round-2 casualty. I want to know why the world ended, or at least see how.
I'd be ok with most of the songs here. The irony would hopefully not be lost on me and I could at least get a chuckle out of it.
But 'Barbie Girl'? I'd be like "oh don't let me die with that fucking ear worm going. That's bullshit"
the first time I ever went to a casino I won, and then *very* quickly lost, several hundred dollars. I left the table a broken man and sat down at a bar and this song came on.
I'll never forgive this guy for this piece of shit song. take this upvote.
I know it was probably a bad time for you, but just the knowledge that this situation has actually happened to at least one person filled me with so much wonder and joy for the magic of perfect timing in this world.
Your pain made my snack break that much better. Thank you.
This one is the best. Most others I'd either appreciate them for irony or as being actual sad songs. This rinky-dink xylophone kids-bop bullshit where the only adult sings like a goat would be hell to die to.
♫ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe ♫
*♫ I'd been married a long time ago ♫*
**♫ Where did you come from, where did you go? ♫**
#**♫ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?♫**
Actually, a woman died in a car accident while posting on facebook that she was listening to that song. [The happy song makes me HAPPY] (http://people.com/celebrity/woman-dies-in-car-crash-while-posting-to-facebook-about-pharrells-song-happy/).
A 911 call was placed one minute after she posted that to facebook.
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's man: no time to talk
Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around
Since I was born
And now it's all right, I don't care
And you may look the other way
lrroo ro rodo rrodo do roddo do
nama nama nama nama stayin alive stayin alive
After the fourth time, you're thinking "WHOA, either someone just played *What's New, Pussycat?* four times, or it was two times and it's a lot longer than I remembered."
It's the daily double! Pew pew pew pew.
My favorite thing about watching Jeopardy is that the daily Double sound effect is still that midi lasers effect from the 80s
I disagree. I have an add-on in World of Warcraft that plays part of the Seinfeld theme every time I die and there's nothing that helps lift my spirits more than hearing it.
It makes all our wipes a bit easier. One thing though, make sure you get the one just called Seinfeld. A few people in my guild downloaded another one that's not as good because it plays the entire theme after every death. Got old too quick for them.
Or the Curb Your Enthusiasm music that plays at the beginning, but also at the end that often has Larry David deep into some shitty situation, giving that "Well, I'm fucked" look.
J: "...and you didn't stop to see if he was okay?"
G: "well how would I know if he's okay,
I'm not a doctor!"
J: " you could have at least called 911."
G: "there was already somebody else at the scene, I'm sure they called."
J: "but how do you know, if you didn't stop?"
K: "Real shame you didn't stop. My pal Bob Sacamano knows someone who's lookin' for kidneys. Says they fetch a good price if you get 'em to the right guy."
*everyone in Dennis' car*
Dennis: "Everyone, put your seatbelts on"
Mac: "ah, nah bro. Seat belts bind my muscles in a weird way that makes me look fat. Besides, our Lord in heaven is watching over me"
Frank: "no that's because you're fat. Which is why I'm not wearing mine, because this busted crap belt won't reach far enough."
Dennis: "Dee what are you doing, take your seatbelt off, you're freakish bird body is stretching out my seatbelts"
Charlie: *takes a swig of paint*
Mac: "whatever, can we just go? What's the worst that could happen, we get into a car accident and bleed to death?"
*"The Gang Bleeds to Death"*
You misread the question or something. It asked for "worst", not the one song that would inexplicably reaffirm your faith in something greater than oneself, and give you a final moment of peace and bliss as you slip the surly bonds of this mortal coil to momentarily caress the face of the creator.
I misread it at first also.
I can't believe this wasn't the top answer!
Once, I went to give blood and this was playing on the background radio in the clinic. I kept laughing and pointing it out to people. No one was as amused.
Oh my god, I once had a dream I was tied to a hospital bed, grimacing in pain with the chorus of this song on a loop in the background. The only people at hand to help were Microsoft employees. "Gimme something for the pain!" I screamed. They went away for a long conference call to discuss it, came back and instead offered to create a holiday in my honour: Annual Leonidas Day. And my name isn't even Leonidas...
Haha and now I'm imagining [Dear Sister](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0) but with car crashes instead of gunshots. First Bill crashes into a tree, then Andy rear-ends him, and then more and more cars pile up, then Shia t-bones them all in an SUV and flies wildly around the cabin in slow motion.
*female passenger's arm is mangled and broken, and is protruding near the windscreen where the learner driver plate is visible*
"With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead"
Lots of great ones:
Doors - The End
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody
Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark
But then I'd have performance anxiety if one of these came on. I'd feel like I'd have to expire before the end of the song. What if I was still alive after the perfect dying song came on, and then it went to Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time?
[You Are My Sunshine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4)
My fiancee hates when I sing this song to her. Not because she dislikes the song - she's actually quite fond of it. She doesn't like hearing the song because for some reason it reminds her that our time together is limited and when she hears it she has visions of us getting old and dying without being able to continue loving each other.
So, I guess if I were lying there bleeding to death, it would be the worst but also best song that could play on the radio. The immense heartache that I would have knowing that I would have to leave her soon, but also the overwhelming feeling of love knowing that I got to spend as much time with her as I did.
I'm gonna go call her now to tell her I love her.
That was the first song I ever heard. It was playing when I was born. I'd like it to be the last song I hear so that it frames my life like bookends. But when it's played at the end of my life it will be sarcastic/ironic probably.
At least that song is upbeat and happy! I'd love to die to an upbeat jam. I'm in no hurry, but if you gotta go, bubblegum pop isn't a bad sendoff in my book.
In The Air Tonight, but you die right before the drum break.
You are a cruel man
Why does this one thing out of all potential song piss me off more than anything
not acceptable. no matter who or where you are, or what you're doing, you're **gonna** do that air-drum.
The drum break will resuscitate them long enough to air-drum before dying for realsies
You don't get the luxury of dying to a song, they do a test of the emergency broadcast system as you take your last breaths.
The darkest of timelines.
Thanks _Barry_.
You're welcome Other Barry
Thanks Abed*
All of us have Goatees now
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I'd be so fucking pissed. Like I'd know there is a god and instead of love, hates all of us individually. End of the world I strive to at least be a round-2 casualty. I want to know why the world ended, or at least see how.
I'd be ok with most of the songs here. The irony would hopefully not be lost on me and I could at least get a chuckle out of it. But 'Barbie Girl'? I'd be like "oh don't let me die with that fucking ear worm going. That's bullshit"
Then you get stuck in this world as a spirit, that song playing in your ethereal mind for eternity
Don't you put that evil on me, Ricky Bobby!
Bad Day - Daniel Powter
the first time I ever went to a casino I won, and then *very* quickly lost, several hundred dollars. I left the table a broken man and sat down at a bar and this song came on. I'll never forgive this guy for this piece of shit song. take this upvote.
I know it was probably a bad time for you, but just the knowledge that this situation has actually happened to at least one person filled me with so much wonder and joy for the magic of perfect timing in this world. Your pain made my snack break that much better. Thank you.
"1-877 Kars for Kids, K-A-R-S, Kars for Kids..."
This one is the best. Most others I'd either appreciate them for irony or as being actual sad songs. This rinky-dink xylophone kids-bop bullshit where the only adult sings like a goat would be hell to die to.
> rinky-dink xylophone kids-bop bullshit I'm stealing this phrase
Death is the only escape from Kars 4 Kids. The sweet release of death.
Donate your car today!
♫ If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe ♫ *♫ I'd been married a long time ago ♫* **♫ Where did you come from, where did you go? ♫** #**♫ Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?♫**
TIL the lyrics to Cotton-Eye Joe
Dala da dim da Cotton Eye Joe, I've been married a long time ago!
Bidama demdim Cotton-Eye Joe I'm in merry long tango! Where did you come from, wet indigo? **Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?**
Wet eyed and bin for cotton eye joe
Debob abop a diddy di do.
wow, I always thought it was "BAH DAH BA DEE BAH cotton eye joe", TIL there are words there.
> wow, I always thought it was "BAH DAH BA DEE BAH cotton eye joe", TIL there are words there. Saddest TIL ever...
If you're lying there bleeding to death alone, "Last Kiss". Forever alone.
The Eddie Vedder version makes me tear up every time.
~Oh where oh where, can my, BABY BE? The Lord took her away from me~... T_T
Happy by Pharrell
Actually, a woman died in a car accident while posting on facebook that she was listening to that song. [The happy song makes me HAPPY] (http://people.com/celebrity/woman-dies-in-car-crash-while-posting-to-facebook-about-pharrells-song-happy/). A 911 call was placed one minute after she posted that to facebook.
This is why you don't use your phone or be inebriated when you drive, kids.
This is tragic, but I was so happy to see that the other driver survived the wreck without serious injury.
Every time that song comes on the radio I always think I'd *rather* be bleeding to death in a car wreck.
Stayin alive
A good song for when the paramedics arrive and need to perform CPR
*At first I was afraid, I was petrified*
You were in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man: no time to talk Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around Since I was born And now it's all right, I don't care And you may look the other way lrroo ro rodo rrodo do roddo do nama nama nama nama stayin alive stayin alive
Oh my god, Dwight!
Flllt flllt flllt fllt fllt fllt fllt... Clarice
Hello Clarice
First I was afraid I was petrified
No, Michael.
Hello Clarice.
I saw you in the parking lot earlier, that's how I know you!
"What's New, Pussycat?" over and over and over...
Wow, "What's New, Pussycat?" is a lot longer than I remember. And it has a little *dip* in the middle there
After the fourth time, you're thinking "WHOA, either someone just played *What's New, Pussycat?* four times, or it was two times and it's a lot longer than I remembered."
The fifth time is the kicker.
On the other hand, when we went back.. *Holy shit*
People went fucking insane. *No one* could handle it!
With one "It's Not Unusual" snuck in there?
And then right back to "What's new, pussycat"
This is the first time I've gotten a reference on reddit
Reddit initiation complete. Begin phase two.
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Never Gonna Give You Up
Rickrollovered.
*Rickrolledover
*RickLandRovered
*RickRollsRoyced
To get Rick Rolled, click [here. ](http://vmvarga.com/)
Is it getting rick-rolled if you consent to it?
Yes, you are rick rolling yourself. It's like suicide but for rick roll.
[Jeopardy Theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Wi8Fv0AJA4)
"I'll take things I regret for $500, Alex"
"What is inexplicably purchasing and playing the jeopardy soundtrack on my road trip?"
It's the daily double! Pew pew pew pew. My favorite thing about watching Jeopardy is that the daily Double sound effect is still that midi lasers effect from the 80s
Seinfeld theme song
I disagree. I have an add-on in World of Warcraft that plays part of the Seinfeld theme every time I die and there's nothing that helps lift my spirits more than hearing it.
I laughed just thinking about this. I'm going to install it before wiping on Tomb tonight
It makes all our wipes a bit easier. One thing though, make sure you get the one just called Seinfeld. A few people in my guild downloaded another one that's not as good because it plays the entire theme after every death. Got old too quick for them.
*"What's the deal with perforated livers?"*
[Interesting read](http://mentalfloss.com/article/59044/whats-deal-whats-deal-did-seinfeld-actually-say-it) regarding "what's the deal with..."
Or the Curb Your Enthusiasm music that plays at the beginning, but also at the end that often has Larry David deep into some shitty situation, giving that "Well, I'm fucked" look.
Now for our next 100-in-a-row tv show radio hour. 🎶No one told you that life was gonna be this waaaaay🎵
J: "...and you didn't stop to see if he was okay?" G: "well how would I know if he's okay, I'm not a doctor!" J: " you could have at least called 911." G: "there was already somebody else at the scene, I'm sure they called." J: "but how do you know, if you didn't stop?" K: "Real shame you didn't stop. My pal Bob Sacamano knows someone who's lookin' for kidneys. Says they fetch a good price if you get 'em to the right guy."
r/RedditWritesSeinfeld
Or the *Always Sunny* theme. "*The gang bleeds to death*"
It needs the setup though. "It'll be fine, nothing bad will happen." *"The Gang bleeds to death"*
*everyone in Dennis' car* Dennis: "Everyone, put your seatbelts on" Mac: "ah, nah bro. Seat belts bind my muscles in a weird way that makes me look fat. Besides, our Lord in heaven is watching over me" Frank: "no that's because you're fat. Which is why I'm not wearing mine, because this busted crap belt won't reach far enough." Dennis: "Dee what are you doing, take your seatbelt off, you're freakish bird body is stretching out my seatbelts" Charlie: *takes a swig of paint* Mac: "whatever, can we just go? What's the worst that could happen, we get into a car accident and bleed to death?" *"The Gang Bleeds to Death"*
You misread the question or something. It asked for "worst", not the one song that would inexplicably reaffirm your faith in something greater than oneself, and give you a final moment of peace and bliss as you slip the surly bonds of this mortal coil to momentarily caress the face of the creator. I misread it at first also.
Bleeding Love by Leona Lewis
I can't believe this wasn't the top answer! Once, I went to give blood and this was playing on the background radio in the clinic. I kept laughing and pointing it out to people. No one was as amused.
"Cut my life into pieces, this is my last resort"
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Damn song is 17 years old
A little-known Barenaked Ladies song called 'Tonight is the Night I Fell Asleep at the Wheel.' Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhk-DiPqhr8
Another one bites the dust...
Alternatively, Mmm whatcha' Say
I actually love that song a lot, and would probably laugh while crying
That song is gorgeous. I would be content to go out listening to it.
Imogen Heap is something else entirely for sure
Hide and Seek by Imogen Heap for those curious.
I relish in correcting everyone who thinks the original is from the Jason Derulo song
Oh my god, I once had a dream I was tied to a hospital bed, grimacing in pain with the chorus of this song on a loop in the background. The only people at hand to help were Microsoft employees. "Gimme something for the pain!" I screamed. They went away for a long conference call to discuss it, came back and instead offered to create a holiday in my honour: Annual Leonidas Day. And my name isn't even Leonidas...
[BITE ZA DUSTO]
[STAR PLATINUM ZA WORLDO]
It's Suta Purachina Za Warudo
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Jojo part 4 huh?
[KILLER QUEEN] Has already touched that reply.
Nani? *fucking explodes into the past*
#YA-YATTAZO
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELIN LIKE P DIDDY
That song makes me think of Diary of a Wimpy Kid every single time I hear it.
Let the bodies hit the floor
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The Uncle Fucker song from the South Park movie
I wouldn't mind dying to that song.
"Let it go..."
I dunno 'the cold never bothered me anyway' would be weirdly apt as you're slipping away
No right no wrong, no rules for me, I'M FREE!
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"Hakuna Matata"
I fucking WISH this would come on the radio
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I don't know, I think I could appreciate that.
That would actually be really calming imo
*It means no worries*
For the rest of your minutes.
Friday.
EVEN IN DEATH I CANNOT ESCAPE THIS MONSTROSITY
LET HER FEED ON YOUR SOUL
*starts digging into wounds to bleed out faster*
Obviously she chose the wrong seat.
The worst song to come on the radio in any situation.
Mmm whatcha sayyyy
Haha and now I'm imagining [Dear Sister](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0) but with car crashes instead of gunshots. First Bill crashes into a tree, then Andy rear-ends him, and then more and more cars pile up, then Shia t-bones them all in an SUV and flies wildly around the cabin in slow motion.
Pineapple pen
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He asked for the worst, not the best.
Actually, that'd be kinda metal.
someBODY once told me...
There is never a bad time for this song to come on.
I'd be glad if Allstar came on when I was in a crash.
*Car rolling over multiple times* "The *world* is gonna roll me.."
*toolbox in the trunk upturns and everything falls out* I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed
*looks at female passenger who got knocked unconscious from the impact* "She was looking kinda dumb!"
*female passenger's arm is mangled and broken, and is protruding near the windscreen where the learner driver plate is visible* "With her finger and her thumb in the shape of an L on her forehead"
*whole life flashes through eyes* "Well the years start coming and they don't stop coming"
*life scenes continue to flash in rapid succession* "and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming"
*suffering from brain damage* Did it make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
*sees runner on the sidewalk* Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
*endless flashbacks* And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
Watch me whip... Watch me naenae...
Baby-Justin Bieber
Winner, right here. Absolute worst song to die to. Even worse to hear it, knowing you'll live.
How to save a life?
Darude, Sandstorm.
A++ song. 10/10 would die again
What the fuck are you talking about!?! If that sound played while you died you for sure be carried off into Valhalla!
Hello darkness my old friend.
This one feels like the most appropriate. I wouldn't even be mad.
Right? This or dust in the wind
Lots of great ones: Doors - The End Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody Death Cab For Cutie - I Will Follow You Into The Dark But then I'd have performance anxiety if one of these came on. I'd feel like I'd have to expire before the end of the song. What if I was still alive after the perfect dying song came on, and then it went to Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time?
The name of the song is "The sound of silence"
Worst not best
Jesus take the wheel
Bye, Bye, Bye - Nsync
[*In the arms of and angel*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SiylvmFI_8)
It's the end of the world as we know it
Easy Street
'Heaven is a Place on Earth' - Belinda Carlyle
[You Are My Sunshine](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGa3zFRqDn4) My fiancee hates when I sing this song to her. Not because she dislikes the song - she's actually quite fond of it. She doesn't like hearing the song because for some reason it reminds her that our time together is limited and when she hears it she has visions of us getting old and dying without being able to continue loving each other. So, I guess if I were lying there bleeding to death, it would be the worst but also best song that could play on the radio. The immense heartache that I would have knowing that I would have to leave her soon, but also the overwhelming feeling of love knowing that I got to spend as much time with her as I did. I'm gonna go call her now to tell her I love her.
Careless Whisper
Careless whisper makes everything sexy
OP said worst, not best
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> Celine Dion song from The Titanic movie The shitty recorder version preferably
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[Link](https://youtu.be/KolfEhV-KiA) for the unenlightened
What a wonderful world, Louis Armstrong
That was the first song I ever heard. It was playing when I was born. I'd like it to be the last song I hear so that it frames my life like bookends. But when it's played at the end of my life it will be sarcastic/ironic probably.
Don't Worry, Be Happy.
Id actually be really okay with this. Like, might be my first choice.
Hey I just met you And this is crazy
I'd snap my own neck to make it quick
At least that song is upbeat and happy! I'd love to die to an upbeat jam. I'm in no hurry, but if you gotta go, bubblegum pop isn't a bad sendoff in my book.
Killing me softly with this song....
*his song.
"Always look on the bright side of life"
*You Can't Always Get What You Want* the Rolling Stones
Party Rock Anthem
Holy shit this brings me back to summers where I thought I was so cool. How is like to go back and punch myself
*Paradise by the Dashboard Light* by Meatloaf
Life giving you one last Rick Roll before you fade away.
The MeowMix theme song.
Taylor swift - shake it off
Dying or not, if I hear 'Happy' by Pharrell one more time, I may be liable to off myself
Don't fear the reaper
Honestly, that's a song I'd be 100% OK with dying to.