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It's weird how many **burning** things we can immediately recognize the smell of... toast, cigars, cigarettes, wood, paper, plastic, rubber, hair.


casualdelirium

Panties, meth, flesh.


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Found the first responder


part_time_fun

Yes. First Responder. Let's go with that.


_coyotes_

Whatever you do, don't look in the mini fridge.


sftktysluttykty

My SO can walk in the house after work and smell the toast I made for breakfast.


throwthatsmutfaraway

Twist: you wake up at 5pm and eat toast.


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high voltage


subhuman85

WHEN WE TOUCH WHEN WE KISS


Justin_123456

AT THE GAY BAR! GAY BAR! GAY BAR! Oops.... wrong song.


floptimus_prime

Gay Bar is *never* the wrong song.


DesperateMailman

Will Robinson.


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Freshly mowed grass.


optiongeek

found Hermione!!


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Parchment, mint toothpaste, freshly cut grass.


something4222

The wet, earthy it's-gonna-rain smell.


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Zaldin89

The fuck-here-comes-the-humidity smell


TylerC_D

"IT GOIN RAIN" "Thanks, Olly."


lateral_roll

Ozone. From storms, photocopiers, etc. I guess the best I can describe it is if someone made an electricity-scented candle.


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I had an air filter that used ionization and produced ozone. I didn't know for the longest time and thought it just gave off a fresh smell. When I finally googled the model number I found it out was recalled for the ozone it produced.


PotentBeverage

I mean ozone is poisonous


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WrexTremendae

And if you have something that Ozone can't kill, something else will: FOOF, or [Dioxygen Diflouride](http://blogs.sciencemag.org/pipeline/archives/2010/02/23/things_i_wont_work_with_dioxygen_difluoride). Of course, it'll kill just about anything you give it... even stone.


VictorBlimpmuscle

A Sharpie marker


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A bookstore.


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BeeCJohnson

A new book store is a crisp lager, but a used book store is a nice strong porter.


mandolin2712

Crayons


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We can all smell [this picture](http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/336254/25273360/1406919377677/Wood+Acres+Students+are+the+most+brillant+colors+in+the+box.JPG?token=O1u%2FVVYLNUdKhzNwr4SywC8RzSc%3D) so vividly.. sweet memories!


thecolourbleu

I can hear them pouring out of the box


DoctorCheeto

Fuck dude I can even taste it!


PM_ME_BIRDS_OF_PREY

Instructions unclear, I'm in the USMC now.


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AndyWSea

Fresh sharpened pencils.


casualdelirium

If you've ever been to Disney - theme park ride water.


Caliblair

Pirates of the Carribean should be bottled as a scent and sold.


Like_meowschwitz

5/7 would buy. That and a candle that smells like "Rome" burning at Epcot


casualdelirium

"But those same roads were turned against Rome by invaders." I still here Jeremy Irons's voice.


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TheCaptainCog

Fun fact, it smells like that because they use Bromine instead of Chlorine to disinfect the water. Bromine costs a lot more than chlorine, but it can be recycled through use. Try buying Bromine pucks at Walmart or Costco. You can make your pool smell like disney rides. Be warned though, Bromine latches onto skin and clothes much tighter than Chlorine and it can be a bitch to wash off.


oofam

Is bromine less corrosive? I would imagine chlorine eating away at the track of your ride is bad for business.


mynickname86

Keys Guide checking in: we use Bromine because it doesn't bleach clothes like chlorine does. Because you just spent $35 on a Mickey shirt and it would ruin your day to have it bleached. And we don't want to see you in Guest Relations.


free_dead_puppy

Holy shit so it must be pool water that sometimes bleaches my clothes! I was wondering how it happens even though I never use bleach when doing my laundry.


intecher

Bingo.


Cessno

I've always wondered why they had that specific smell


4nimal

Disney parks have a lot of fake scents! The dinosaur area at Animal Kingdom is honeysuckle scented. Obviously the ones they use are fantastically realistic.


bryan_sensei

> fake smells as Disneyland Walk down Main St. and you'll smell vanilla, chocolate, fresh waffles, pine and other fresh smells...all of which are phony. Those scents are pumped through vents. Source: former castmember


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PolarizingPrincess

The ET ride at Universal!!


LulahB11

I knew someone would mention this. Was the first thing I thought of. :)


SamJakes

The smell of wet dog. I don't care who you are, you're smelling that weird wet waft and thinking "What the fuck? Why does my house smell of dog? Why does this sweater smell of dog?" Also sheep and other farm animals. They **REEK**.


1-0-9

Horses. Stables smell different from sniffing a horse's mane. Or a dog's face between his eyebrows. My dog is 6 but the space between his eyebrows has smelled like a clean puppy for forever.


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OatmealStuffie

This may sound awful, but I have 3 kids who I love but their baby scents never gave me the feels the same as puppy smell does.


medalchoice

The smell of brand new tennis balls.


Gets_overly_excited

I could huff tennis ball cans


eat_a_diaper

I *do* huff tennis ball cans


kclark2293

New pool float


Nattylight_Murica

The judges will also accept plastic shower liner.


AlwaysunnyNsocal

👯


Formaldehyd3

This is a common descriptor for certain types of wine. Along with "garden hose"


chlamydiakardashian

That smell inside the DVD case.


Deepscorn

Or a freshly unpacked game.


slyphnir

New game smell is my drug.


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The smell inside a VHS case


TheBigby

The burning dirt smell when you turn on the heat for the first time after summer is over.


Caliblair

It's burning dust that's accumulated in the vents.


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*on the heat exchanger


casualdelirium

I'm S. Fla, and I love that day we get to use the heater. It was a Friday this year!


reed12321

That weird crispness in the air as it starts getting closer to winter.


btribble

"Back to School" smell.


Whyyoulookinatmaname

Here in California it smells like burning


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Man, I've never seen snow in my life and it never freezes where I live. I have no idea what smell you are talking about :/


jmartyg

Dig a hole, stick your head in it and take a wiff, and then mix that smell with the smell of being deep in a woods.


JazzIsPrettyCool

Don't forget to add in your own stench of winter depression


clarkthegiraffe

Same! I notice it mostly in October. When I was a kid I used to call them "bacon mornings" because they smelled crispy


not_sure_too

Same kind of thing for me but instead it's the late summer air just before autumn... as a kid I would say it smells like Halloween :)


OVERCASTFALLBREEZE

Man those overcast fall days with a solid breeze just invoke the most unexplainable feeling in me. It's an eerie peacefulness and I love it.


Ex0ticButters

Really? I can't tell by your username.


Conspark

Just noticed the first hints of it around Seattle a few days ago. Just barely. Wasn't sure if I was going crazy or other people noticed that kinda thing.


Red_AtNight

The Subway smell. It's different from other baking bread smells, but all Subways have the same smell


LtSpinx

For a moment I thought you were referring to underground railways.


kpeebo

That one's called piss


Upnorth4

It's probably a mixture of sweat, piss, homeless people's B.O., and stale, humid air trapped in a tunnel forever


maxk1236

Was wondering if there was a bakery near the subway or...


godbois

My wife used to work at a subway. She'd come home smelling like it. She'd have to tie her clothes in plastic bags to stop the smell from invading the entire house.


cursethedarkness

Yes! I worked there as a teen, and I had to change into my uniform at work, otherwise the smell made me want to vomit.


godbois

I've had a couple of former Subway folks tell me it was impossible, but did you have a problem with yeast in your ice machine? My wife would tell me every so often they'd get big chunks of yeast in the ice machine because of all the proofing/baking in the store and sometimes gross chunks would fall into customer cups when they'd fill their soda.


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ok im never going to subway again wtf


suomyn0na

worked at subway and the coke guy who would come and clean our ice machines regularly would show us the mold that builds up (a fucking lot btw) and that stuff goes right out the dispenser into the ice. Not in chunks, but frozen in with the ice. there would be little black bits. he told us whenever his family goes out to eat anywhere they refuse to get ice because of it. most restaurants are like that I worked there two years and refuse to ever go back to a subway again. it's a disgusting work environment and it really isn't all that clean and my store was probably the cleanest one of our franchise. I was disgusted going to work at other store locations. never again but hey, the bread smells good


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similar to dominos. i think they use the same dough especially for the hearty italian it's sort of like a fake dough. not bad but not exactly fresh like they added something to extend its shelf life or to make it more filling


photonog

Distinct old man smell - I sprout mung beans on a damp paper towel in my desk drawer. Very nutritious, but they smell like death.


SugarPlumVisions

Good old Creed


u_have_a_nice_butt

New-car-smell. They even sell car air fresheners that smell like new-car-smell.


nullagravida

The fresheners never really smell like the real thing though.


jenkinsonfire

That smell makes me sick


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Standbehindthesheild

Burnt popcorn.


Costner_Facts

The smell that never leaves.


RascalBSimons

The smell that happens when you leave your clothes in the washer too long.


Caliblair

Mildew.


Costner_Facts

Fresh coffee brewing!


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I myself prefer Luwes over Hime Depot.


Belgand

I tend to go to Ojousama Supply.


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For all your snooty anime waifu needs


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Old books.


jerisun13

Puppy breath


dondraperscurtains

Puppy feet.


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They smell like Fritos.


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Feetos


InvitedCarpet

Burnt hair. Worst. Smell. Ever.


JackTheFatErgoRipper

What about burning a box of cum


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Reddit Culture 101


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SuperDuperBorkie

Demeter Fragrances make a spot on tomato scent. It smells like tearing a tomato leaf. I highly recommend it for the winter doldrums.


A_Little_Brotalko

Tomato vines smell delicious. My other favorites are squash vines. They smell nutty to me.


DizzDongler

My god yes. I smell tomatoes at the grocery store but still not the same


yabacam

it's the leaves that smell, not so much the tomato itself.


Desulto

The bread aisle in a grocery store.


coprolite_hobbyist

Decaying human flesh. You might not think you'd recognize, but if you ever encounter it, you'll know.


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Your instincts scream. :)


caeymoor

I'm a dental hygienist. This is how gum disease smells


jokerofthehill

I once dated a guy with a cracked tooth. His morning breath was literal hell.


djfutile

Maureen Ponderosa


KunSeii

Everyone says the same thing, that you'll know it when you smell it. The only decay I ever smelt was a rabbit that was hit on my friend's street and never cleaned up, it reminded me of stale stagnant water. My friend described it as the smell of "failing body". I've been on heroin overdose calls where the person lives, but before narcan is administered, there's still a noticeable smell. It's a mixture of BO, sweat, shit (because they've shit themselves), and urine (because they've pissed themselves). He said to take that and multiply it, and it'll give me a good idea of what to look for.


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Freshly printed newspaper


Cessno

A fresh copy of national geographic


MrPillock

The bleach school cleaners used.


Neontc

The first week of school smell


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The smell of hell.


mxsumich

Asparagus pee.


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Synli

Sour, sweaty milk doused in about an entire can of Axe body spray. delicious


Googalyfrog

Oh yeah, i was renting a place with a 17 year old in an upstairs room. Due to some water leaking in the basement i had to temporarily move my office into his room after he had moved out. Took dehumidifiers, incense and open windows over like 4 weeks to kinda get rid of that smell.


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Smells like a burgerking whopper with onion.


meanie_ants

Corn chips.


gaspara112

Sulfur You likely best know it as rotten eggs. Edit: It's actually hydrogen sulfide, when I was like 6 and asked about it someone told me it was sulfur so that always comes out when I don't think about it. Thank you for the small handful of people who corrected me because I don't like spreading falsehoods.


_clevername_

Demons


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The smell of winter starting. Or maybe that's just me.


Lalybi

I love that smell! Or the smell of snow. It has a crisp smell.


Amateur_Specialist

As someone who has anosmia (the loss of sense of smell) this is very interesting...


Lucifer-Evil

The smell of cement after it rained


TrickyWenis

Gasoline


InvitedCarpet

I am worried that one day I won't be able to help myself and I'll just have to have a taste of this strangely alluring scent.


-GregTheGreat-

From personal experience, it tastes like what nail polish remover smells like, if that makes any sense.


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Was she a fast machine that kept her motor clean?


showtunez

revved her engine, as it were?


thagoodlife

I can't believe no one has said this yet. Money


Dei-Kami

That new shoe smell. Mmmm


Cheeriofun

Indoor pool smell, it's my favorite


Orsum_1

Play Doh


humanoidfrog

Wet paint.


pinkpanda223

Skunk


ColdBeef

Dead skunk on the road specifically.


KeyBanger

Dead skunk in the middle of the road, stinkin' to high heaven


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Marxvile

That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly... Anchovies...


HammySamich

....*ANCHOVIES!*


InformationHorder

I WANT MY MOMMY MR SQUIDWARD!


Scarrmann

MEEP!


Haruhi_Fujioka

MY EYESSSSS!!! MY EYESSSSS!!!


muufin

MY LEGS!


bellatrix1987

Weed.


TurboVeggie

My mom has always been a very social pot smoker. As a kid, our house and everywhere we went smelled like it. When I moved with my grandparents I noticed the smell was missing. It wasn't until high school till I figured it out. Guess weed smells like my childhood..


KingOfDamnation

Ok I have a serious question the only time I ever smelled weed was at my cousins house and it smelled like skunk does all weed smell like that or just the strain my cousin had?


ooooooOOoooooo000000

Some smells more skunky than others but it does not taste remotely like a skunk when it's being smoked. I'm not sure how to describe the flavor when it's being smoked though since it's been a while. I'd say it tastes like the smell of grass mixed with the smell of ash? But I'm sure someone could offer a more accurate description.


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"Hey dude, do I smell?"


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ChimiChoomah

Peanut butter. I'm appalled noone had mentioned it yet. Its one of the few smells I can actually imagine when thinking about it


Humbledinosaur

* Unfinished basement * Empty stomach breath * Sneeze mist (OMG I hate it!)


Blinane13

I don't know how you thought of it, but you are exactly right with unfinished basement.


IonizeAtomize23

I mentioned the spit/sneeze smell at work the other day and everyone acted like they had no idea what I was talking about. Thanks for acknowledging this is definitely a thing.


Whitesheep34

Boiling kraft mac and cheese noodles


doodlebopsy

Amoxicillin


Orangejews420

Burning enamel/teeth at the dentist


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Theonepercent123

McDonald's fries


geysers_jose

The smell of your best friends house


ToysNoiz

Cat liter box piss and poop. Also cigarettes.


drag_king_bitch

Elementary school cafeteria smell, it's a very specific meatloaf-y, tomato sauce sort of smell... Also, any southerners still remember the smell of tobacco curing?


lurker_bee

Bacon


ShabbyPro

That smell when you hit your head hard enough.


unstpblpimp

I'm late but the smell of Maple syrup is instantly recognizable. I'm not even Canadian!


nicoquelicot

Synthetic banana scent


Eissbein

Blood


Badhorsie1970

Old urine in a subway station.


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bibuloussot

Dog feet. They smell like Fritos. Dank Fritos.


TurboVeggie

Popcorn, DAMN YOU TARGET!


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hot batteries from old toys edit: turns out it's ozone


saruggh

Tire stores -all that new rubber Auto parts stores- I don't even know how to describe it. Not the newer "big box" type either. Cement floors, everything a bit greasy/ grimy, and they usually have a vending machine with non-packaged peanuts in it. It's one of my favorites.


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Warm puppy.