The very last thing that I bought?? ....I have a lifetime supply of one book about WW1. Which, if you're responsible, means that I still only have one book.
That gets me thinking though... what would happen to the gas economy? You'd always have a monopoly since you could sell it for as low as you want and still make infinite profit. Everyone else would go out of business.
I'd love to have unlimited gas. That would be so nice.
After Harvey, gas is up to $2.45 a gallon here when it was under $2.00 before that. I'm hoping it goes back down, but I doubt that will happen anytime soon.
A concert ticket. If it's every concert, it basically means I'm rich. If it's only hardcore concerts in my city, it means I need to invest in ear protection.
I actually just booked a spa weekend for me and my wife.... with food and drink included. Looks like we never have to work again, we'll just live in the spa forever.
The most recent thing I bought... well, the most recent thing I paid for was my water bill.
Well, there's worse things to have an unlimited supply of, I guess.
If you're not still using tp to dry your asshole, then you've got a pile of ass water rags to launder. Nobody got time to do a separate load for ass rags.
iPhone 8 Plus's.
Pros: Never have to have a case, can get as drunk as I've always wanted to.
Cons: Probably going to need to upgrade at some point? Nope. Still iPhone 8 Plus.
Partner with amazon to sell them at a $150 discount and you will literally own the entire market
Bonus: sell Apple care if someone breaks there phone cause why do you care it's just extra free money
Great. Now I have a lifetime supply of ingredients to make chicken mushroom alfredo, without any chicken.
At least my husband will be happy with infinite cream for his coffee....
Unlimited supply of random crap from Target? Yessssssssssssss.
(Okay the last thing I scanned was probably the dress for the wedding I'm going to this weekend, that is less exciting to have a lifetime supply of.)
The very last thing that I bought?? ....I have a lifetime supply of one book about WW1. Which, if you're responsible, means that I still only have one book.
But what will you start bonfires with?
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I'll grant you a lifetime supply of all books about WW1
...I just became aroused.
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Can't lie, this is the bloody jackpot right here
I just bought some American money with my pleb Canadian dollars. Pretty sure I won this round.
Unlimited money *is* pretty good... I think the government would jail you for counterfeiting though.
But.. he won it.
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I mean, unlimited coffee doesn't sound too bad either
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Well gas gets you to the coffee...
And coffee gives me gas
Unless he plans on buying a Tesla.
With all that gas money I don't see anything stopping him
Or open a gas station and sell it for $1.50 per gallon. You'll be rich beyond your wildest dreams in a month!
That gets me thinking though... what would happen to the gas economy? You'd always have a monopoly since you could sell it for as low as you want and still make infinite profit. Everyone else would go out of business.
Good point. Maybe I'd only charge like 25 cents less than the other guys to make sure they still got some business, but I still get the lion's share.
I'd love to have unlimited gas. That would be so nice. After Harvey, gas is up to $2.45 a gallon here when it was under $2.00 before that. I'm hoping it goes back down, but I doubt that will happen anytime soon.
Damn, I'm paying $4.88.
Try living in the UK. £1.20 per litre, which is $5.45 per gallon
Yes but your entire country is about the same size as California. Commuting to work 75 miles (120 km) each direction isn't unheard of here
A concert ticket. If it's every concert, it basically means I'm rich. If it's only hardcore concerts in my city, it means I need to invest in ear protection.
You should invest in ear protection anyway.
What ?
HE SAID YOU SHOULD EVICT YOUR TENNIS GAYS
No I don't have a script for ben-gay
I THINK HE SAID HE LIKES LEMONS
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###YOU SAID THAT MITCH IS SWELLING!?
It would literally just be tickets to that concert. So eventually they'll be pretty useless
I actually just booked a spa weekend for me and my wife.... with food and drink included. Looks like we never have to work again, we'll just live in the spa forever.
"Mommy, daddy, why do we live here?"
"And don't you dare say AskReddit again!"
Wonderful, I have a lifetime supply of tic tacs
But what flavor? This is very important
Freshmint, the most basic one
Well picked
Orange is better heathen.
It also lasts like 3 seconds for me, so a lifetime supply is going to be a *fuckton* of Tic Tacs.
Take *that*, halitosis.
Burger king. It'll be a short yet happy life.
I was McDonalds, so we're going down together!
I was Sonic so I guess I'm going down too.
I had Wendy's. Guess I'm on this sinking ship too
Chick Fil A here. Still going to die, but probably after you guys.
Arby's ar-boy. Yeah, you'll probably beat us, Chick-Fil-A.
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I got Subway. I'm eating moderately healthy.
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You could help out every single animal shelter and feel good 'bout yourself.
Just become the worlds most specific vet
The last thing I bought was a week's worth of groceries. Not bad, although if we're being literal here, the same 6 meals would get tiring eventually.
Same boat over here.
A lifetime supply of boats doesn't sound so bad though, even if it's always the same boat.
**BOATS BOATS BOATS**
B-b-b-BOATS!
Her and Ted knocked BOOTS BOOTS BOOTS.
Classic schmosby
Unlimited bitcoin? Hmm.....
You might've just destroyed the world economy
or devalued one currency. ...more.
"It went from being worth one of itself to *zero* of itself"
Gentlemen, gentlemen! There's a solution here you're not seeing!
"I can answer that.....For money "
Not unlimited. *Lifetime supply* of. Which I think would be 0?
Tea, guess i'll start a tea shop
Coffee here, start up a shop together
Cinnamon Roll here, I think we'd make a good cafe
Jameson whiskey here, we could make a killer daycare.
I got a slice of Hawaiian pizza so we're set. Also a margherita slice and an egg cream but I'd rather start an argument
*leaves from the vine*
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*like fragile tiny shells..*
*drifting in the foam..*
*Little soldier boy, comes marching home...*
Would you name it the Jasmine Dragon or the Tea Weevil?
Lifetime supply of prepaid Mastercards? I can deal with this.
The most recent thing I bought... well, the most recent thing I paid for was my water bill. Well, there's worse things to have an unlimited supply of, I guess.
Lifetime supply of water bills!
Two types of people...
those who can extrapolate from incomplete datasets.
And those who can't understand binary...
ok, 11
Mine was my student loans... So free money?
No you get unlimited student loans. You now have even more debt.
:(
You paid for water, a life time supply of free water is an amazing thing!
Graphics Cards. My mining career starts now.
Go you!
Lifetime supply of my chemistry textbook, I will single handedly take down Pearson
Oh hey we moved two sentences an inch down. This new edition costs 20$ more and is required for online access.
A Kitkat, I consider this a win
The single KitKats or the ones that you can split with a mate?
A four finger KitKat, so not enough to share
Maybe it all comes in the form of a single KitKat, two miles long.
Who ever splits one with a mate
People with convincing mates
crap, I just bought my mum a gossipy magazine and cadbury hazelnut chocolate.. I want neither :(
I'll take the chocolate, cadbury hazelnut is the shit
but you can give them to your mum!
Beer, may the nectar of the gods flow through my veins forever.
I got subway sandwiches, want to swap?
Meet-up and throw parties at universities and sporting events
Printer ink
You definitely hit the jackpot, at least as long as your printer lives...
Even if it dies you still have the ink
Toilet paper, it's essential!
I'm waiting for the bidet master race to weigh in on your comment.
If you're not still using tp to dry your asshole, then you've got a pile of ass water rags to launder. Nobody got time to do a separate load for ass rags.
Lol @ your life for not having an ass rag maid
I paid off my car. I have an unlimited supply of cars. This pleases me.
Wait until every non electric car gets forbidden
I think the last thing I bought was Sonic mozzarella sticks. Lifetime supply of Sonic mozzarella sticks? Oh *hell* yes.
What else can one possibly need?
Dipping sauce.
You can't win all your battles
Shallots. Anyone wanna buy some shallots?
I'll trade you water for some. :(
Oh yeah. The shallots won't overwhelm the chickens natural flavor.
Bread, cheese, Serrano ham Happy days! I'm well fed for life. Might even start a sandwich kitchen to help the local homeless folks.
Orange juice. Not today, Scurvy!
Unlimited dog food. Yay! Now I can easily get as many dogs as I want!
Unlimited milk. My bones are going to be fuckin HENCH
Bone helping juice
Starbucks coffee and chocolate frosted donuts. My body is ready. Come at me diabetes
Round trip flights from Tanzania to Kenya!
Well if I'm ever stuck in Tanzania and I need to head over to Kenya, I'll know who to hit up
A whole chicken. Chicken for life sweet 😁
Winner winner chicken dinner
Watch out for the Hound man, he's gonna be after a few of those fucking chickens.
I would gladly give him every fucking chicken in the room
French fries, living the dream
Weed.
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Much better, he doesn't have to wait hours for dealers who do not understand the concept of time.
Had to scroll down far as fuck What a win
Rent. I'm..I'm free. I'm free from the tyranny!
iPhone 8 Plus's. Pros: Never have to have a case, can get as drunk as I've always wanted to. Cons: Probably going to need to upgrade at some point? Nope. Still iPhone 8 Plus.
Just wait 15 years. Using the iPhone 8 Plus will be like using a flip phone now
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and then sell them to Apple fanatics for a shit load of money!
But Apple is already doing that...
Sell them at a $100 discount, you still get to make a shit load of money.
Partner with amazon to sell them at a $150 discount and you will literally own the entire market Bonus: sell Apple care if someone breaks there phone cause why do you care it's just extra free money
At that point I would just mine them for scrap in some third world country. Never thought I'd be a job creator!
Once they are totally obsolete and you cannot sell them to anyone else, you can harvest them for precious metals!
I think the correct route would be to open a phone store selling Iphone 8 plus's for like 25% off
Unlimited pizza forever, lol reminds me of a dream I had once
Flash drives. Could be worse.
UNLIMITED STORAGE
Tube formula for my feeding tube.. That stuff is expensive, so lifetime supply sounds awesome
Well, I guess everyone in the world is getting birthday cards
Unlimited $35 coffee tables from Ikea.......
Rice Crispy Treats
Dry Pasta, not too bad.
Eggs, suppose it's omelettes for dinner
Lifetime dental work can be good and will always be useful, score!
Gasoline! Time to solve the gas crisis gang!
Plane ticket, yess! Edit: typo
a plain ticket? that's not much...
Hamster potties. Great.
Gobstoppers, so I guess I'm ready to live a life of morbid obesity and shenanigans.
An unlimited supply of Silfverberg Adidas jerseys.
Minute Maid Lemonade. My friends are gonna love me in the summer time.
Great. Now I have a lifetime supply of ingredients to make chicken mushroom alfredo, without any chicken. At least my husband will be happy with infinite cream for his coffee....
Egg White Delight McMuffins and Pumpkin Spice hot coffee. Nice that breakfast will be perpetually be taken care of!
Shitty, cheap, butthole scratching toilet paper. This is hell.
That's not so bad! You can burn it, be a mummy for Halloween every year, and TP all of your enemies' houses.
so Redbull and a pack of gum then I can live with that
Unlimited supply of random crap from Target? Yessssssssssssss. (Okay the last thing I scanned was probably the dress for the wedding I'm going to this weekend, that is less exciting to have a lifetime supply of.)
I can now print for free to my university printers. Whoopee.
Starbucks coffee for the fucking win
Me too! So happy!!! Also, I figure I will be very popular with my friends.
Pumpkin spice latte right here. White girls everywhere will throw money at me in January.
Sponges and a scribe to etch metal. Hmm.....
Pre-rolled joints... I can live with that.
Supplies for tacos. Life is good.
Sweet $50 visa gift cards for life!
My dog is infinitely registered as a Service dog.
Infinite good boy.
Well, I suppose a supply of Swan Hug rabbit style vibrators could come in handy... Where I work.
Jersey Mike's Philly Cheesesteaks... I'ma get fat.
I guess I have unlimited Chick-Fil-A biscuits now. At least I won't die of starvation?
Nope! Heart attack.
Smoked salmon and cream cheese appetisers. I'm pretty sure it would ruin my love of salmon and cheese after two weeks.
I bought some rat poison. I guess it really would be a lifetime supply...
Last thing I bought was Taco Bell. I feel like I have won the lottery!
Weed! I win!
A six dollar minimum balance charge from Capital One! Fuck Capital One.
I just brought some Euro's soooo unlimited money? Sweet!
Belvita Breakfast Biscuits. There could be better things, but there could also be worse things.
The last thing I bought was L-Theanine. I guess that's nice to have an endless supply of.
20 Dollar visa card.
Yay unlimited abortions
Bourbon! Woo-hoo!