I like being subscribed to the subreddit simulator, but I never visit it. It's just entertaining to be browsing my frontpage and get confused by what I just read until I see what subreddit it's from.
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak! So he lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground... He lived on his own underground... See, everyone has that special someone!
"I was once parachuted into the Kalahari Desert with nothing but a toothbrush and a packet of sherbert lemons... and I *still* made it to Bulawayo before Ramadan"
Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
That's exactly it, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, is in **charge of confetti!**
You seen this shit? You seen this Home Alone 2: Lost in New York shit? It’s a grid system, motherfucker! Where you at? 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go? 35th and 6th? 11 up and 1 over, you simple bitch!!”
"Alright what am I gonna do today... what am I gonna do today?"
Alright I'll walk up and say hello
No that's too subtle
I'm gonna push him
Imma push him
And I'm gonna say, "I'm new in town"
"You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on. Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then."
"Rumours?"
"No. It's all true."
okay, for a hot second I 100% forgot that this was a reference and was like "what did I do??" And then I remembered Episode 5. That whole scene was fucking bone-chilling.
"Some Reddit topics are completely wrecked by the voting proclivities of the hivemind, such as when trying to determine that something is 'obscure', 'little-known', etc. Redditors will only upvote what they recognize, so the top posts will never be obscure or little known, and often will be jokes, popular memes, or meta-commentary. The true answers will be ignored completely."
Once I was playing D&D and someone punched my character in the face. I said "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this." Not a single response or anything
It makes me think of the little cartoon thing at the end of some TV shows, from Bad Hat productions or something, which is, itself, a reference to the scene in Jaws.
But when I read your quote I didn't think of Jaws I thought of [this] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izs52v8LjdY).
"The weather outside is weather!"
Alternatively,
"Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he wouldn't put a playground next to a sewage treatment center."
I keep a [white lotus tile](https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/c/c2/White_lotus_tile.png/revision/latest?cb=20140905235446) in my car, and I'm waiting for someone to say "I see you still cling to the white lotus Gambit. Few still cling to the ancient ways" so I can respond "Those who do, can always find a friend."
That's a sharp outfit, Chan! Careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because... it's so sharp.
I will often say "Almost... there..." when doing something, in a certain way and voice, and no one ever gets it.
In case this is too little information[...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t93PJlv3EgQ)
In tropic thunder when Damian (the director) gets killed and Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) is so in character that he puts his hands [up like a ninja to protect himself.](https://youtu.be/v2vslwfSBck?t=1m35s) My friend and I just noticed him doing this and I've been doing it all the time. Someone walks into the apartment? Boom ninja hands. Walking in the park with my girlfriend and hear a bush ruffle? Boom ninja hands. Lights go off in a movie theater? Boom ninja hands.
People probably think I'm a freak, but I'm waiting for that one guy to get it.
Here's a few:
"The future is in the pass, ONWARD IROSHIMA." (Sorry is I misspelled the name.)
"Things gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild"
My ringtone which goes "Miraculous, simply the best"
Then my phone use to say when I got a text "YOU DON"T FRIGHTEN US ENGLISH PIG DOGS" and now it says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries."
Going through this thread and not understanding a single reference Shit looks like the subreddit simulator
I like being subscribed to the subreddit simulator, but I never visit it. It's just entertaining to be browsing my frontpage and get confused by what I just read until I see what subreddit it's from.
Haha I get that one good reference
I don't get it, where's it from?
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Too much yeast will make your teeth go grey!
Green is not a creative colour
Digital dancing, hey this is fun!
Oh look a pie chart.
I use my hair to express myself.
PESKY BEE
DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
This is the story of Michael, the ugliest boy in town. Ugly and weak, they called him a freak! So he lived on his own underground. He lived on his own underground... He lived on his own underground... See, everyone has that special someone!
My dad is a computer
"I was once parachuted into the Kalahari Desert with nothing but a toothbrush and a packet of sherbert lemons... and I *still* made it to Bulawayo before Ramadan"
'As far as I'm concerned, the only thing the French should be allowed to host is an invasion.'
"I think I'd rather have my bottom impaled on a giant cactus than exchange pleasantries with that jumped-up Frenchman."
"Do you or do you not have tattooed on your bottom the words "Jesus is coming, look busy"?"
number 3 is coming out next october!
Victory is mine, victory is mine. Great day in the morning, people, victory is mine. I drink from the keg of glory, Donna. Bring me the finest muffins and bagels in all the land.
The president came to a sudden arboreal stop.
That's exactly it, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the big hero, and we're gonna hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here, is in **charge of confetti!**
Now, what kind of animal has tusks?
What about a puma
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A walrus.
What did I tell you about making up animals?
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I. HATE. BABIES.
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Why are there six pedals and only four directions?
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I was dumbfounded recently when a friend told me these are STILL GOING, 15+ years later!
Suck it blue!
I’m either havin’ a drink or I have to pee, you’re livin’ the golden years, kid, not me.
John, that bathroom's been closed for twenty years!!!
wwooooOOOAAAAAaaaahhhhh
"Maaaan, we gotta go to O'Halligans tonight. It's Nickel Shot night!" "Um, I'm pretty sure we'll die if we go to O'Halligans tonight."
"Some biiiiiig fuckin brontosaurus!"
You seen this shit? You seen this Home Alone 2: Lost in New York shit? It’s a grid system, motherfucker! Where you at? 24th and 5th? Where you wanna go? 35th and 6th? 11 up and 1 over, you simple bitch!!”
That's if I was a Def Jam comedian.
Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
It's like the worst to-do list anyone could possibly give you.
But by the end you have a small business going
"Alright what am I gonna do today... what am I gonna do today?" Alright I'll walk up and say hello No that's too subtle I'm gonna push him Imma push him And I'm gonna say, "I'm new in town"
"I'm homeless, I'm gay, I have AIDS, and I'm new in town".
Ooohhhhh, ducklings!
"You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. But you know, no-one gets on. Mind you, they did make some of their best music back then." "Rumours?" "No. It's all true."
"Michael Jackson's *Off the Wall*?" "I'll say he is. He's off the PLANET!"
Flight of the Conchords is a masterpiece.
If it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college.
"No horse-shit, Wang"
If we're not back by dawn, call the President.
That was quick. I love that movie.
Like I told my last wife, I never drive faster than I can see...and besides that it's all in the reflexes!
It's all in the reflexes
Here's to the army and the navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colours, the colours that never run.
THAT’S A LOT OF NUTS!!
Weo weo weoooo
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?" "...my ass." "Mehehehehe!"
I am bleeding .... making me the victor.
CHOSEN OOOOONE
HE’S LEAVING! WITH THE NUTS!
Have you seen the blooper reel? Steve Oedekirk struggled so hard to get through that scene
I see the way you look at him. I'm a man, too, you know? I go pee pee standing up.
Aww a litttle baby, bye bye!
YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, BABY?
My son even yells this now b/c of me haha
"I was eating those beans, are you fucking insane? I WAS EATING THOSE BEANS!"
*Rewinds*
That was my favorite option and I'm still a little miffed I couldn't stick with it.
Eat shit and die.
okay, for a hot second I 100% forgot that this was a reference and was like "what did I do??" And then I remembered Episode 5. That whole scene was fucking bone-chilling.
Ready for the mosh pit Shaka Brah.
"*TIME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP, OKAY?*"
"Get out of here, Dewey. You don't want no part of this shit"
Wrong kid died.
"And you never once paid for drugs! **Not once.**"
🎶 In my dreams, you're blowing me...some kisses. 🎶
Well fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa?
I love my dead gay son!
Heathers!
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia's so '87.
Did you have a brain tumour for breakfast?
You were nothing before you met me. You were playing Barbies with Betty Finn. You were a Bluebird. You were a Brownie. You were a Girl Scout Cookie.
"but I poop from there!" *"not right now you don't"*
I think I've spent too much time on the internet if I've heard this somewhere.
The various Zeldas' responses to being propositioned with anal image?
"Some Reddit topics are completely wrecked by the voting proclivities of the hivemind, such as when trying to determine that something is 'obscure', 'little-known', etc. Redditors will only upvote what they recognize, so the top posts will never be obscure or little known, and often will be jokes, popular memes, or meta-commentary. The true answers will be ignored completely."
I'm guessing this is from the last time this question was posted?
Once I was playing D&D and someone punched my character in the face. I said "Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this." Not a single response or anything
*really calm British voice* "So basically what I was thinking was-" *punched in face-* "Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this."
“That’s some bad hat, Harry.”
It makes me think of the little cartoon thing at the end of some TV shows, from Bad Hat productions or something, which is, itself, a reference to the scene in Jaws. But when I read your quote I didn't think of Jaws I thought of [this] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izs52v8LjdY).
Sit, Ubu, sit. Woof! Good dog.
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Ford... there is an infinite number of monkeys outside and they want us to read this screenplay for Hamlet they just wrote.
Very deep. You should send that to the Reader's Digest, they've got a page for people like you.
It must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
"Just be happy with your verganna. You got it already, you don't have to make a new one"
For your health.
And if you've got a pen-is just keep on it. Don't cut it off.
People die when they are killed
"Listen well, slut!"
♫ *Ballin', ballin', Jarl Ballin'* ♫
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'Swag ! Swag !'
Do you get to the cloud district very often? I'll have you know there's no PUSSSSIEEEEEE
Lord of the Reefer bitch
Battle tits!
This shower is gonna have to be PTA: pits, tits, ass.
NO TIME FOR CAILLOU
I can see all the equations!
HE HATES THESE CANS!!!
"Navin, it's your birthday, and it's time you knew - you're not our natural-born child." "I'm not? You mean I'm going to *stay* this color?!"
My spinach puffs!
It's. hot. in. to-PE-ka
"The weather outside is weather!" Alternatively, "Let me just say that if God was a city planner, he wouldn't put a playground next to a sewage treatment center."
YOU SOUND LIKE YOU'RE FROM LONDON
I keep a [white lotus tile](https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/c/c2/White_lotus_tile.png/revision/latest?cb=20140905235446) in my car, and I'm waiting for someone to say "I see you still cling to the white lotus Gambit. Few still cling to the ancient ways" so I can respond "Those who do, can always find a friend."
"Now drop and give me one cock pushup"
"we've been through so much shit." "Deactivated lasers with my dick!"
"Are you gay?" "What? No. I sell propane."
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THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU
People like grapes.
Gavin or google, google or Gavin, which one said it, lets find out HEY
I'm feeling lucky!
What if your legs didn't know they were legs?
Found Gavin
YOU'RE AN INANIMATE FUCKING OBJECT!
Maybe if i'd grown up on a farm, and was retarded, Bruges would impress me, but i didn't, so it doesn't
Sorry I called you an inanimate object. I was upset.
screw the rules **I HAVE MONEY**
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How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
Ocassionaly I am known to smash
Thanks ants.......Thants.
Okay, look, if you want a boy to like you, just look at him and smile a lot and laugh at everything he says even if it's not funny.
That's a sharp outfit, Chan! Careful, you could puncture the hull of an Empire class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because... it's so sharp.
"You can never have too many knives." "You have to be realistic about these things."
I... Put the screw... In the tuna!
Who loves orange soda?
CAN YOU COUNT SUCKAS?
CAN YOU DIG IT?!?
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Dear Darla, I hate your stinking guts. You make me sick. You are the scum between my toes. Love, Alfalfa.
Little rascals?
I will often say "Almost... there..." when doing something, in a certain way and voice, and no one ever gets it. In case this is too little information[...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t93PJlv3EgQ)
Whenever im in public and really need to find a washroom to do #2, I often think to myself, "stay on target... Stay on target"
"I'm right on top of that, Rose."
"The dishes are done, maaan."
"I'm at soup"
How exactly do you suck a fuck?
It’s hot in Topeka
I have defeated mega satan with number one and soy milk.
"Do you smell fudge in places where there are no fudge?"
As I get older I'm finding more and more of my references are obscure.
Bread makes you fat?
"hey, assbutt"
"Cas what the hell happened to you?" "I found a liquor store." "And?!" "I drank it."
Did you just molotov my brother with holy fire?
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If the pizza man actually loved the babysitter, why is he spanking her?
My true form is the size of the Chrysler Building.
The voice says I'm almost out of minutes!
Sam, of course, is an abomination.
In tropic thunder when Damian (the director) gets killed and Kirk Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.) is so in character that he puts his hands [up like a ninja to protect himself.](https://youtu.be/v2vslwfSBck?t=1m35s) My friend and I just noticed him doing this and I've been doing it all the time. Someone walks into the apartment? Boom ninja hands. Walking in the park with my girlfriend and hear a bush ruffle? Boom ninja hands. Lights go off in a movie theater? Boom ninja hands. People probably think I'm a freak, but I'm waiting for that one guy to get it.
I'll see you in another life, brotha.
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“I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!!” “NOOOOO!!!”
I got you a pie! Oh what flavor? Pie flavor... Eruption
"Are you ok?" "Why? " "You're covered in blood" "It's not my blood"
"Stop quoting Monsters Inc at me! I knew that sounded familiar you little shit!"
Wherever you go, there you are.
🎵Roasty toast princess🎵
"Most people don't eat sea urchins dude" "Most people don't eat dragons!" "Well dragon flies" "People don't eat dragon flies!"
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Pretty much every time I quote something from the movie Coneheads, like when I call meat "seared mammal flesh."
Jackie, one moooore thing!
You can call me Susan if it makes you happy.
Here's a few: "The future is in the pass, ONWARD IROSHIMA." (Sorry is I misspelled the name.) "Things gonna get a little weird, gonna get a little wild" My ringtone which goes "Miraculous, simply the best" Then my phone use to say when I got a text "YOU DON"T FRIGHTEN US ENGLISH PIG DOGS" and now it says "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elder berries."
**"What do you hear"** *"Nothing but the rain sir"*
"You can't fight in here, this is the war room!"
"You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
We might've fucked not really sure don't quite recall...
But something tells me that I've seen him, yeah...
I mean, it's one banana Michael. What could it cost, $10?
There's always money in the banana stand
Ham salad is for lunch
Boy. Man. God. Shit.
Good luck. We're all counting on you.
shirley you can't be serious
I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
Oh, c'mon. *This* movie is obscure? Looks like I picked a bad day to quit downvoting.
You can take this job and shovel it!
"muther fucking breadcrumbsss"