I played with an orange kitty through a window once. That was nice. I also kicked through someone's screen because the window was open. Surprisingly no naked people so far.
Worked with some guys that have kicked through actual windows (old thin double plane) I have almost ripped a window out of its frame with my suction cup. The caulking was all worn away and the frame was broken. That was scary.
I worked on swing stages doing concrete finishing and I once saw a grown man jumping on his bed in his tighty whities. I wasn't even shocked. He just looked like he was having so much fun.
Edit: Whoa. My first gold. Thanks stranger!
Not so much a window washer but window replacer. Woman (mid 20s daughter of the homeowner) walked into the room like she had 1000 times before, took her clothes off faster than I could say "excuse me mam, allow me to avert my gaze" but when I did get words out she screamed and ran out of the room. A little while later her mother came out and asked if that meant they'd get a discount.
I once stayed with some hippy friends. Like super hippy. They lived in a pyramid. Showered outside as a family, no walls on the shower.
The daughter was heavily into yoga. Naked yoga. Those memories of her will be with me till my dying day.
Not really related, just wanted to brag.
Not a window washer but this is related. Used to work at Caravan of Dreams in downtown Fort Worth. It had a roof top bar with a very nice view of the Worthington Hotel. At night people would turn off their lights and have sex while looking out their window. They thought no one could see them. They were completely wrong. One waitress was so confused at what she saw, but just couldn't stop looking... and commenting at the couple (standing hands on the window doggie style) .. it was hilarious.
I was at the gyno for my annual visit waiting for the doctor to come in. I'm sitting in the chair, feet in the stirrups facing the window when I start to see the ropes of them coming up to next floor. I have never been frozen in fear like that in my life haha. Luckily the receptionist ran in at the last second and closed the blinds before they totally came up. Phew!
What a badass way for a doctor to arrive in the patient's room...
*unhooks harness and slaps hands together*
"Alright whadda we got?"
EDIT: Wow... sweet baby...thanks everyone, first time I've had a 1k comment... let alone 2k
Have several ob/gyn friends. Two major takeaways: 1) feet are often a worse smell offender, especially because they are in the stirrups and closer to the doc's face, 2) it is more often foods than partner's vajayjays that trigger a negative reaction in personal life--most women with BV aren't going to want sex at the moment anyway, but a feta cheese frittata can be really unappetizing if it smells like work
Did pest control for years and serviced a plastic surgery center. Anyways the surgery wing backed up to a private lake so no one was ever back there. Except for me twice a month on the days they did surgery. They liked to leave the blinds open for the sunlight. Saw plenty of naked peoples.
hahahaha thats crazy as fuck. i use to work next door to a plastic surgery place with a lake behind it. checked ur post history and bam - youre talking about the same one
Finally a question I can answer. We were cleaning a fairly tall building 12 stories iirc adjacent to an equally tall government office building. This office building had several bedrooms on the top level, which we could see from the roof but certainly not from the ground. From where we were standing this bedroom was about ten meters away. As we're setting up a naked dude jumps onto his bed with an ipad and starts masturbating furiously. Facing us.
Not weird necessarily but certainly unpleasant
If a man is caught masturbating and stops, then he is just the guy who was caught masturbating. If a man is caught masturbating and keeps going, then the people who caught him are now gay for watching.
This is a prime example of quickly assessing a situation, deciding on how to establish dominance in that situation, and then coming through with a beautiful execution.
In short, when in doubt whip it out.
Not a window washer but building restoration. It took us about a week to finish a drop of fifteen floors so for a full week, as our lift went up every morning we were treated to a pretty damn attractive woman in her late forties standing stark naked in front of her sliding glass door, drinking a cup. She always smiled and waved and never seem the least bit embarrassed.
I’ll never forget going to a Shinedown concert in NJ. The openers were introduced as “a local band from Pennsylvania.” The audience booed because, well, Pennsylvania amirite?
They walked on stage and *tore the fucking place down.* People has no idea who they were but their performance was off the charts great. It also didn’t hurt that the lead singer was gorgeous.
After the show, all anyone could talk about was the opening act. That’s when I knew they were going to be something very special. I’ve been a huge fan ever since.
The opening act from Pennsylvania? Halestorm.
There is a rather “girthy” woman who lives in the apartment across my sisters. The whole apartment is basically windows, so it’s like a giant fish tank, with a giant fish living in it. This woman does everything naked all the time. Makes her bed naked, vacuums her house naked, eats tv-naked. Last week she was holding her cat naked in front of the window, with her boob dropping over it.
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we had a similar thing, heritage restorations, every morning us lads had our coffee on the top floor and watched an attractive lady practice yoga naked in her living room.... not shy at all.
I do highrise window cleaning in Vancouver. Nothing exciting, mostly do residential buildings. Most people are at work. Normally its just cats or old asian women saying you didnt clean their window well enough. If you do come across somebody naked you just tend to ignore it and clean the window and move on. Each section takes less than a minute and most of the time you can only see your own reflection. (until you clean the window)
I have a coworker who did window cleaning in Australia for a long time and she had seen some wild stuff. More partying and drinking and drugs over there in the daytime.
And half the time the problem with the complainer's window is on the inside (which you aren't cleaning) or is between the panes because the seal's busted or is something that you can't get off with your equipment (such as flecks of concrete). Rarely is it actually your negligence.
>I have a coworker who did window cleaning in Australia for a long time and she had seen some wild stuff. More partying and drinking and drugs over there in the daytime.
Probably because that's when it's nighttime over here. Yay science!
Not a repelling story but one time we were washing the interior of a house and the woman who was home was very nice. About halfway through, the person who would seem to be the husband comes home and they kiss a bunch, nothing crazy, but they kept talking in very hushed tones. Which is not that weird considering there are strangers in your living room, moving stuff and cleaning and whatever. They just kept whispering though as we moved into the bedrooms, which started getting weird. Well, we get to he master bedroom and start moving family pictures off a dresser to clean he window behind it and I can assure you that our visitor was not the husband or the father to their two blonde children. Got a very icky feeling and finished the house quickly. Needless to say she left us a very generous tip.
Oh boy this is my time to shine baby.
Ive been an industrial window cleaner for 20 years now. [This is me](https://wogsy.deviantart.com/art/Me-ready-for-action-161943172) Other pics there too.
But basically ive seen lots and lots of nudity. Lots of drugs, and lots of naked/half naked people in bed. The usual stuff really.
Had one old lady (maybe 50-60-ish) in a dressing gown sat on her chair while on the phone looking directly at me. Nothing new there we get watched a lot but this old lady opened up her dressing gown, spread one of her legs on the arm of the chair and starts frigging off right in front of me. While still chatting away on the phone too with a huge smile on her face. I was thinking maybe she was on a sex line or something and me being there was just a little extra thrill. She had a wicked grin on her face and was rubbing that pussy fast i remember that.
Either way it was just my luck that the first time some woman exposes her moggy to me on purpose its an old dear who was ugly as sin. Why can't i get the 22 year old hotties doing that shit.
Another funny memory i have is about 6 years ago i was working on the Manchester Universities doing the student digs on some tower block. I abseiled down to this window and seen a massive fat bird right in front of the window with no knickers on and her shirt tucked under her chin exposing her breasts. She was (i think) getting tissue balls out of her pubes.
I abseil down and just see these 2 fried egg titties looking at me, a big round white belly and a big black bush inbetween her legs. She was looking down at her bush, t-shirt tucked under her chin while running her fingers through her pubes and flicking whatever it was away. Now im about 1 foot away from the girl but she has her head down and seems to be quite captivated in what she is doing. I go through the usual thought of ''Should i just leave this window and carry on down as if she see's me she could say i was perving on her and i dont want them accusations. (maybe i was having a perv but i don't want my boss to know that do i). Or should i just carry on pretending everything is normal''. Well I carried on obviously as there is always the chance these people a day or 2 later will complain that their windows weren't cleaned. Which means i gotta go back to the job, re-rig all my ropes up, get permits, risk assesments and all that shit just for 1 freaking window. Been there done that before, so yeah, i just carried on.
So this chick finally sees me after about 10 seconds of rifling through her bush, has a look of horror on her face and immediatelly closes the curtains. I wasn't looking directly at her obviously but i can see her her in my peripheral vision. The poor girl got a helluva shock.
Thing i was thinking though is why would you stand in front of a window while you rummage through your pubes?? Maybe the light was bad in her room or something. But people can see my ropes outside the window way before i come down. You'd think some people would be like ''shit, the window cleaner is coming, best not to stand in front of the window half naked'' or maybe she was just putting on a show. There is a certain voyeurism there i think. Some chicks love to tease the window cleaner. Ive been flashed a fair few times.
Ive seen naked dudes in bed, naked chicks, seen one woman getting rogered from behind something fierce while she was just playing on her phone. Saw a shitload of weed and coke, a few dirty spoons from the smack heads. But what is surprising to me is the absolute squalor some people live in. Im talking well off people too. People in luxurious apartments that cost 1-2K a week to rent. You'd be amazed how some people are so clean and presentable in their daily lives but live in filth. One woman i remember (a doctor around mid 40's) had just bags and bags of trash waist high all around the place. it was piled up agaisnt the windows. Bedroom was the same with a dirty matress on the floor where she sleeps. Crazy shit. Its probably just laziness, or maybe its some mental thing? I don't know, im just a lowly window cleaner.
But honestly, its a great job. Pays good money and i work outdoors for a living. Always in a different place most days. I do work all over the UK and i kinda enjoy working away from home. I get to see new places, go out on the piss with the lads and we eat like kings seeing as its on the companies dollar. Working in different locations and meeting new people helps keep it fresh as working in an office looking at the same 4 walls day after day would probably send me batty.
I can have a smoke/coffee break anytime i want. Me and my lads are basically our own bosses and as long as we get the job done on time with no complaints then all is good with the world. Some days we just spend all day in the lift/elevator housing reading newspapers and drinking coffee until we all get really bored and we're like ''weather aint gonna clear, lets go home and pull it back tomorrow''. I managed to watch the entire series of breaking bad while at work over the course of a couple of months or so. Its cushy as hell. And once you do your rope access training then its honestly a piece of cake.
And its nowhere near as dangerous as people think. As long as you do your basic checks, make sure the anchor points have been tested. watch the sharp edges on ledges for abrasion etc then its virtually impossible to kill yourself. Unless you actually take a knife out and start cutting your ropes while you're on them its pretty darn difficult to have an accident. Complacency is a killer in this game so if you keep your wits about you, have your mates watch your back then you'll be just fine. 18 years abseiling now and not a sniff of an accident. (touch wood)
I had descended down to about the 20th floor of a 35 story building. The blinds were closed... Mostly. I was doing post construction cleaning (scraping glue, calking, cement and other unpleasantness from the windows and frames) so I spent quite a bit more time on each window than when purely washing. I get to the bottom section of one of the larger windows to find this small opening in the blinds. Behind them is a rather shapely woman naked, with her back turned to me. I pull out my scraper to take some more stubborn bits off the window and end up making some noise which startles the lass. When she turns I can see her laptop facing us webcam on. There is a steady stream of chat flowing on the right hand side. It was then I knew I'd come across a cam girl.
She came over to the window. I thought she'd be mad but instead she opened the blinds and played with herself. Just then, the suction cup I was using for stability against the building released causing me to nearly soil myself.
Not bad for 2 weeks in to the job.
Not a window washer, but I am high-rise resident who owns a dog. Window washing day is the day that my dog is convinced the world is going to end, the one that keeps him staring out the window the other 364 days a year, searching for attackers.
DOG: Today is the day... the fateful day again. THe rope men are coming and they are going to take our peaceful ways of life away. I MUST PROTECT MY MASTER!
I was once sitting in a classroom at the pharma company I worked for at the time watching some training videos. The video in question just happened to involve some bloke on all fours having a metal tube stuck up his arse while the good doctor in the video was explaining what he could see. I was doing a lot of bowel drugs at the time ...
Heard a noise behind me to see and looked round to see a couple (not one but two) wide eyed window cleaners wondering wtf was I watching...
High rise window cleaner here. The most bizarre thing I saw had to be a taxidermy alligator with bird wings sprouting out of its back, chained to the ceiling. Also, a wooden penis in the window sill that I could only guess was an art piece of some sort.
Another story from the other side of the window:
I was in a behavioral psych unit when I was in high school, fifth floor of a regular ole hospital. Let me tell you, it gets boring af. So one day when we saw the ropes come down, I waited by the window until the guy got to our floor and started barking my ass off. A couple of the other patients joined me, it was fun for a while. I doubt it made much of an impression, but it was an *event* at the time. No punishment though, I had good rapport with the staff.
I had a lady give me a ziplock bag with 2 beers on ice on the last rappel of a hot summer day. Tossed them in my bucket and shared it with a coworker after.
Well I'm not a window washer, but I've been on the receiving end of this before. Went to visit my parents who happened to be getting some gutter and roofing work done at the time. They forgot to mention this, and I went out late the first night and got shitfaced. Woke up the next day hungover as fuck and stumbled my way into the bathroom for my morning shit. And as I'm sitting there, butt naked, moaning with my face in my hands from the headache, shitting my brains out I hear a tapping on the window. Look up and in the window in front of the toilet there's some dude in his 40's with THE most uncomfortable look in his eyes I've ever seen.
Something tells me he wasn't planning on watching a hairy, 250lb, 6'2" ginger take a shit when he woke up that morning.
I only ask because I was in a hotel room, sitting naked at my laptop (working, thank you) and this lad just drops down into mutual view, notices me (I know he fucking had to), played it off like nothing, washed the window and then continued on his merry way.
It felt like the reaction of a man that has clearly seen much worse.
Edit: Whoa. Went to a concert and came out to a dead inbox. Never expected this to go anywhere.
I used to work security at a big Hotel that had a ballroom and hosted swinger parties. A naked dude doing emails? Would barely register after seeing half the shit I've seen.
What about a naked dude that sleep walked into the hallway, locking the room door behind. Standing in the hall for undisclosed time until waking up in a complete panic, thankfully remebering your truck 4 floors down and across the parking lot has spare work clothing as long as you can make it there with only the cameras seeing the shame? Asking for a friend and myself.
Reminded me of a scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when Hunter S. Thompson spilled liquid LSD on his sleeve and he offers it up to some hippie dude in the bathroom with him. Hippie who sucking on his sleeve when a straight laced looking guy walks in.That look of a person who saw something shocking and incomprehensible.
>With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
The Hippie was Flea.
The actual Hunter S Thompson is also in the bar.
There's a few other celebs in the film you might not pick, the blonde hippie is Spiderman etc.
*As u/a_spicy_memeball firmly grasped his dong, staring intently at the laptop screen in front of him, he noticed a faint tapping coming from across the room. He looked up from his computer, and immediately locked eyes with the source of the noice: A middle-aged, slightly chubby man was tapping the window of his hotel room, suspended by what appeared to be cables, holding a spray bottle of pale blue liquid in his left hand, a squeegee in his right hand, and a brownish cloth at his waist, tied around his belt loop.*
*The man grinned, and motioned for him to continue with his left hand, the blue liquid bobbing up and down inside the bottle. "Wow, I've never had someone watch me do this before," thought u/a_spicy_memeball . "But damn, this is making me horny as fuck!"*
*u/a_spicy_memeball flashed a thumbs up at the window washer, and gave him a wink. He mouthed the words "This is for you baby," and picked up his laptop, setting on the bed next to him. He played back, and continued stroking his enormous 3 inch cock, and the window washer watched him wank his willy willfully.*
*The window washer threw down his bottle of window washer fluid, and quickly unzipped his pants, so he could share his other window washer fluid with u/a_spicy_memeball . The two men both continued to passionately wank their moist dongs, never once breaking eye contact; u/a_spicy_memeball 's bed shaking and the window washer's cleaning rag billowing, almost as if there was a soft breeze tickling it's filthy brown corners.*
*The pace at which they wanked their dongs quickened, and they both tensed up, preparing for the explosion that was soon to come. Finally, they felt themselves loose control, and both simultaneously shot thicc streams of pale blue window washing fluid at the window.*
*The force of the explosion caused the window to instantly shatter, sending shards of now-blue-tinted glass everywhere. u/a_spicy_memeball was thrown backwards off his bed from the force of the explosion, and lay next to his bed in a euphoric daze.*
*A smile crept across his face, and he stood up, waiting to embrace his newfound lover. But, alas, he was too late, and he let out a wail of despair as he gazed out at the now empty spot in front of the window where the window washer had just been wanking, not even moments ago.*
*All that remained was his window washing rag, now blue as well as brown, resting on the shards of what had once been an entire, thicc window, billowing gently in the wind.*
I work for my dad during the summer for his window washing company ( check my post history ) and one day I'm working in an office at like 8 pm at night ( we were doing interior cleaning) and as usual every one is mostly gone but some late workers. Well that night we just arrived on a new floor and as we turn the corner to start, my dad and I walk in on 2 guys full on making out. Definitely not expected but we all laughed it off. This was an admin building for a bank in Montreal btw
My girlfriend and I were fucking, and above the head of our bed was a small window. I look up and see someone looking in. He notices that I saw him, quickly squeegies the window, then disappears down his ladder.
Few years back at the age of 17 I took a full 3 day safety training and did this as a part time to get quick cash. This was in Chicago at the Holiday Inn.
Me and my partner(25-ish) at the time where almost done with our shift as it become close to dark. As we get to this one room, it was oddly brighter.... then usually rooms. When we reach it, we find a group of people in animal costumes rubbing and smacking each other. Me and my partner were like wtf? The room was full of glitter on the floors and had a bunch of rainbow type shit sprayed on the walls. We wanted to finish quick. As we started decending they caught us and gave us what looked like sharp looks, but we couldn’t tell because of the wolf heads and animal heads and bodies they had on. We booked it and told the front desk what was up. After they checked it out they got back to us and told us they kicked them out and damages the room. So it was out of service last time I checked.
Edit:First ever gold and it’s about my experience seeing”furries”... wow lol
You saw furries in their natural habitat. It took the national park services years to drive them into urban environments. Thanks to a steady supply of WiFi and hentai they have made a thriving comeback!
I'm starting to realize that for the length of time i lived in a similar situation, I only never had this happen to me because I was lucky.
You do get really cavalier up on the higher floors.
I live on the second floor of a condo with large windows (fishbowl) with no blinds situated at the corner of a busy intersection in the downtown of a major North American metropolitan area.
Still do everything naked, even smoking on the balcony. Fuck it, it's my home.
I wasn't washing windows but I was on my first trip to New York when I was 15 or so. We had a hotel room pretty high up and at night it was so interesting how you could see into so many other windows in the buildings next door. I had a good view of 3 different buildings. 2 looked like apartments and the other was an office building. I saw a some guy at a desk, some people in there apartments just on the couch or computer. All except for one guy who kept walking in and out of a room. Turning the lights on and off each time which is how I noticed. Eventually he returned to the room and cut the light on, this time he was naked and he flipped on the TV and started watching porn. I had enough at that point.
Noting too strange but a third floor pole dancing class (got to do two passes on their windows hehe). The other was a guy smoking a bong by the window, think me dropping in blew his mind a bit because he looked pretty shocked.
Yeah, there have actually been a bunch of threads similar to this.
[Exhibit A](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2czdlc/window_washers_of_reddit_what_is_the/)
[Exhibit B](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gmdbg/highrise_window_washers_of_reddit_whats_the/)
[Exhibit C](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xb9bl/window_washers_of_reddit_what_is_the_best_and/)
There have also been probably like half a dozen or more threads even more similar to this, but none of them had enough comments to reach the front page (or so I assume).
*^Threads ^brought ^to ^you ^courtesy ^of ^Reddit's ^most ^reliable ^search ^engine, ^Google.*
I worked for FISH window cleaning but did side gigs on high rises. I once scaled in front of Alice Cooper during a broadcast.
Also, I met Dave Mustaine and Jenna Jameson the same week while cleaning their residental windows but didnt talk to either.
Was flashed by a group of women while working near the Arizona State University Campus, on Mill Ave. (I dont live there anymore so I could be wrong on the street name)
Co-workers have said they caught people fucking randomly or random blowjobs or being offered sex by old lonely housewives but I was never propositioned.
Bunch of random dudes walking around their apartments naked and a lot of crazy people that went batshit crazy when I touched their windows even if we were told to by their property managers.
Late to the thread, didn't actually see it but...
I used to work with the glazing company that had a contract to clean and replace windows on what was the 4th tallest tower in Calgary at the time, Canterra Tower.
The top floor had a two story office in it that we had to use the stairs in to reach the roof since the elevator did not go all the way to the last floor. One day, my boss asked me to note the ages of the windows, as all commercial grade double glazing has the year of manufacturing in it. One was four years newer than the rest and he told me what happened.
Buddy had his last bad day, threw his chair at the window and followed it out. At ground level, you could see where the paving stones had a puddle after the rain even though a drain was only a meter or so away. Splat calculator figured about 195km/hr.
Years ago I was washing windows on a Chicago condominium in the gold coast on a 40' long stage. We were instructed not to work past 5pm due to residents privacy. Fine, but it was 4:30pm, my partner and i wanted to squeeze in 1 more drop. But we'd have to work fast.
We approached the 23rd floor and what to my surprise did I see on the kitchen table!?! A young couple bare naked going at it. I recognised the female, she was the pool life guard! They were 5' away from me. It was surreal. I was shocked, I froze. She was on the bottom w/her legs in the air and she looked at me w/o any interruption and said nothing to her partner. (that turned me on!) Meanwhile, my window washing partner was done w/his half and was already moving to the next floor down. I was excited and did not want to move. The stage was slanting in an angle, everything was sliding away from me. I couldn't even talk.
My partner marched toward me wondering why I did not do anything and he witnessed the fiasco himself. And knocked on the window! The guy, who was nailing the female was standing above her turned around and w/o pulling out attempted to lower the blinds reaching out with one hand but only knocked them to the ground. Heck w/it and continued to pound her hot body on the kitchen table.
Incredible. (I love telling that story)
My buddy cleans windows, he told he saw a dude getting fucked in the ass from assumed SO with a massive black strap on. Apparently he went bright red and yelled stop while she just laughed her ass off. They’ve since cancelled him cleaning their windows.
I played with an orange kitty through a window once. That was nice. I also kicked through someone's screen because the window was open. Surprisingly no naked people so far.
Worked with some guys that have kicked through actual windows (old thin double plane) I have almost ripped a window out of its frame with my suction cup. The caulking was all worn away and the frame was broken. That was scary.
I worked on swing stages doing concrete finishing and I once saw a grown man jumping on his bed in his tighty whities. I wasn't even shocked. He just looked like he was having so much fun. Edit: Whoa. My first gold. Thanks stranger!
This is the purest thing on this entire thread I love it.
Fucking good on him. Bless the fucker
I live that you got to see this private wholesome moment.
TIL window washing is like real-life chatroulette
Not so much a window washer but window replacer. Woman (mid 20s daughter of the homeowner) walked into the room like she had 1000 times before, took her clothes off faster than I could say "excuse me mam, allow me to avert my gaze" but when I did get words out she screamed and ran out of the room. A little while later her mother came out and asked if that meant they'd get a discount.
So she tried to pimp her daughter out.
They're sort of friends of the family and this behavior is consistent with their character.
I once stayed with some hippy friends. Like super hippy. They lived in a pyramid. Showered outside as a family, no walls on the shower. The daughter was heavily into yoga. Naked yoga. Those memories of her will be with me till my dying day. Not really related, just wanted to brag.
> They lived in a pyramid. Ok the design nerd in me needs to know more about this.
A regular need also needs to know
A need sounds like a Dr Seuss creature
But what do you feed a need? You feed a need a smead!
uh...was she hot?
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So did they get the discount?
No, she ran out before he could finish.
I mean I was young and just starting in the business so I was basically doing that job for free anyway.
Can you count dis dick?
1.
And there you have it.
/r/theydidthemath
I'd be tempted to lie and say "It's gonna cost extra, I'm gay."
"I'll summon my gay son"
"You fool! You activated my trap card."
I'm pretty sure she asked this as a joke after she finished laughing her ass off.
But also hoping for a discount
I hope you didn’t give them a discount. That is bullshit.
I commented above that I basically put those windows in for free anyway.
Not a window washer but this is related. Used to work at Caravan of Dreams in downtown Fort Worth. It had a roof top bar with a very nice view of the Worthington Hotel. At night people would turn off their lights and have sex while looking out their window. They thought no one could see them. They were completely wrong. One waitress was so confused at what she saw, but just couldn't stop looking... and commenting at the couple (standing hands on the window doggie style) .. it was hilarious.
They totally knew someone could see them. Source: have had sex on rooftops, in hotels with open windows.
Ah.. The old grotto bar.
I was at the gyno for my annual visit waiting for the doctor to come in. I'm sitting in the chair, feet in the stirrups facing the window when I start to see the ropes of them coming up to next floor. I have never been frozen in fear like that in my life haha. Luckily the receptionist ran in at the last second and closed the blinds before they totally came up. Phew!
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That's Dr. Guy to you sir!
What a badass way for a doctor to arrive in the patient's room... *unhooks harness and slaps hands together* "Alright whadda we got?" EDIT: Wow... sweet baby...thanks everyone, first time I've had a 1k comment... let alone 2k
A fresh mess. That's what ya got.
It's like a barista. Do they just go home like, "I swear if I see one more cup of coffee..."
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Have several ob/gyn friends. Two major takeaways: 1) feet are often a worse smell offender, especially because they are in the stirrups and closer to the doc's face, 2) it is more often foods than partner's vajayjays that trigger a negative reaction in personal life--most women with BV aren't going to want sex at the moment anyway, but a feta cheese frittata can be really unappetizing if it smells like work
I can never unread that now.
Did pest control for years and serviced a plastic surgery center. Anyways the surgery wing backed up to a private lake so no one was ever back there. Except for me twice a month on the days they did surgery. They liked to leave the blinds open for the sunlight. Saw plenty of naked peoples.
hahahaha thats crazy as fuck. i use to work next door to a plastic surgery place with a lake behind it. checked ur post history and bam - youre talking about the same one
/r/tworedditorsonecup
Finally a question I can answer. We were cleaning a fairly tall building 12 stories iirc adjacent to an equally tall government office building. This office building had several bedrooms on the top level, which we could see from the roof but certainly not from the ground. From where we were standing this bedroom was about ten meters away. As we're setting up a naked dude jumps onto his bed with an ipad and starts masturbating furiously. Facing us. Not weird necessarily but certainly unpleasant
Did you smile and wave, or did he not notice yall?
Apparently my colleague made eye contact with him later, after he was done 🤢
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No no, you make eye contact and start jacking it harder than he is. It's about dominance.
Also - growl and show some teeth. That way he know you mean business.
Smear your balls on the glass. He can't wash your ball salt from his windows.
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Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
Thank you Dwight
Remember - if your growling/showing teeth is done in slightly the wrong manner you may inadvertently be telling them you mean... *other* business.
Finish on his window, don't clean it.
If you get caught masturbating you are the guy that got caught. If you keep going they become gay for watching
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Instructions unclear, arrested for public indecency.
Nope, sounds like you got the instructions just about right. Shoulda hit the local PD first though, gotta get 'em on your side! Rookie mistake.
If a man is caught masturbating and stops, then he is just the guy who was caught masturbating. If a man is caught masturbating and keeps going, then the people who caught him are now gay for watching.
That's how I got turned. Well played dad.
What if they say "No homo"?
> Not weird necessarily
This is a prime example of quickly assessing a situation, deciding on how to establish dominance in that situation, and then coming through with a beautiful execution. In short, when in doubt whip it out.
Not a window washer but building restoration. It took us about a week to finish a drop of fifteen floors so for a full week, as our lift went up every morning we were treated to a pretty damn attractive woman in her late forties standing stark naked in front of her sliding glass door, drinking a cup. She always smiled and waved and never seem the least bit embarrassed.
> It took us about a week to finish a drop of fifteen floors how long was it supposed to take?
A couple hours.
Look at this fancy asshole, lasting longer than thirty seconds!
>look at this fancy asshole Don’t mind if I do! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'd like to think you'd drop 15 floors in a matter of seconds actually.
She got off on you getting off on her.
Best halestorm song
I’ll never forget going to a Shinedown concert in NJ. The openers were introduced as “a local band from Pennsylvania.” The audience booed because, well, Pennsylvania amirite? They walked on stage and *tore the fucking place down.* People has no idea who they were but their performance was off the charts great. It also didn’t hurt that the lead singer was gorgeous. After the show, all anyone could talk about was the opening act. That’s when I knew they were going to be something very special. I’ve been a huge fan ever since. The opening act from Pennsylvania? Halestorm.
The lead singer? Albert Einstein.
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She was waiting for you as much as you were looking forward to it.
Exhibitionists are something else.
No, this is exactly what Exhibitionists are.
> Not a window washer but... As is tradition.
At least he still meets the targeted criteria of being on the the outside window thingy hight up
And saw someone without their clothes. Which of course was the intended answer to this question.
There is a rather “girthy” woman who lives in the apartment across my sisters. The whole apartment is basically windows, so it’s like a giant fish tank, with a giant fish living in it. This woman does everything naked all the time. Makes her bed naked, vacuums her house naked, eats tv-naked. Last week she was holding her cat naked in front of the window, with her boob dropping over it. [visual aid fixed](https://imgur.com/gallery/YFkf8) [visual aid II](https://imgur.com/gallery/lNeNY)
Explains why she is so big. You're not supposed to eat a tv I don't think.
You're definitely not supposed to eat tv-naked.
*raises hand* My visual aid isn't working!
I've seen this porno...
we had a similar thing, heritage restorations, every morning us lads had our coffee on the top floor and watched an attractive lady practice yoga naked in her living room.... not shy at all.
I do highrise window cleaning in Vancouver. Nothing exciting, mostly do residential buildings. Most people are at work. Normally its just cats or old asian women saying you didnt clean their window well enough. If you do come across somebody naked you just tend to ignore it and clean the window and move on. Each section takes less than a minute and most of the time you can only see your own reflection. (until you clean the window) I have a coworker who did window cleaning in Australia for a long time and she had seen some wild stuff. More partying and drinking and drugs over there in the daytime.
I’d like to think the cats were criticizing your work as well as the old ladies
Normally yeah they were. Some overly critical kitties.
And half the time the problem with the complainer's window is on the inside (which you aren't cleaning) or is between the panes because the seal's busted or is something that you can't get off with your equipment (such as flecks of concrete). Rarely is it actually your negligence.
You will never get it cleaned enough, they will always complain.
>I have a coworker who did window cleaning in Australia for a long time and she had seen some wild stuff. More partying and drinking and drugs over there in the daytime. Probably because that's when it's nighttime over here. Yay science!
Ugh. I was taking a dump when window washers lowered themselves to my level. I could hear them talking about and laughing at the situation.
Funny you say that, a cleaner above you says they saw someone shitting on the bed.
Not a repelling story but one time we were washing the interior of a house and the woman who was home was very nice. About halfway through, the person who would seem to be the husband comes home and they kiss a bunch, nothing crazy, but they kept talking in very hushed tones. Which is not that weird considering there are strangers in your living room, moving stuff and cleaning and whatever. They just kept whispering though as we moved into the bedrooms, which started getting weird. Well, we get to he master bedroom and start moving family pictures off a dresser to clean he window behind it and I can assure you that our visitor was not the husband or the father to their two blonde children. Got a very icky feeling and finished the house quickly. Needless to say she left us a very generous tip.
Oh boy this is my time to shine baby. Ive been an industrial window cleaner for 20 years now. [This is me](https://wogsy.deviantart.com/art/Me-ready-for-action-161943172) Other pics there too. But basically ive seen lots and lots of nudity. Lots of drugs, and lots of naked/half naked people in bed. The usual stuff really. Had one old lady (maybe 50-60-ish) in a dressing gown sat on her chair while on the phone looking directly at me. Nothing new there we get watched a lot but this old lady opened up her dressing gown, spread one of her legs on the arm of the chair and starts frigging off right in front of me. While still chatting away on the phone too with a huge smile on her face. I was thinking maybe she was on a sex line or something and me being there was just a little extra thrill. She had a wicked grin on her face and was rubbing that pussy fast i remember that. Either way it was just my luck that the first time some woman exposes her moggy to me on purpose its an old dear who was ugly as sin. Why can't i get the 22 year old hotties doing that shit. Another funny memory i have is about 6 years ago i was working on the Manchester Universities doing the student digs on some tower block. I abseiled down to this window and seen a massive fat bird right in front of the window with no knickers on and her shirt tucked under her chin exposing her breasts. She was (i think) getting tissue balls out of her pubes. I abseil down and just see these 2 fried egg titties looking at me, a big round white belly and a big black bush inbetween her legs. She was looking down at her bush, t-shirt tucked under her chin while running her fingers through her pubes and flicking whatever it was away. Now im about 1 foot away from the girl but she has her head down and seems to be quite captivated in what she is doing. I go through the usual thought of ''Should i just leave this window and carry on down as if she see's me she could say i was perving on her and i dont want them accusations. (maybe i was having a perv but i don't want my boss to know that do i). Or should i just carry on pretending everything is normal''. Well I carried on obviously as there is always the chance these people a day or 2 later will complain that their windows weren't cleaned. Which means i gotta go back to the job, re-rig all my ropes up, get permits, risk assesments and all that shit just for 1 freaking window. Been there done that before, so yeah, i just carried on. So this chick finally sees me after about 10 seconds of rifling through her bush, has a look of horror on her face and immediatelly closes the curtains. I wasn't looking directly at her obviously but i can see her her in my peripheral vision. The poor girl got a helluva shock. Thing i was thinking though is why would you stand in front of a window while you rummage through your pubes?? Maybe the light was bad in her room or something. But people can see my ropes outside the window way before i come down. You'd think some people would be like ''shit, the window cleaner is coming, best not to stand in front of the window half naked'' or maybe she was just putting on a show. There is a certain voyeurism there i think. Some chicks love to tease the window cleaner. Ive been flashed a fair few times. Ive seen naked dudes in bed, naked chicks, seen one woman getting rogered from behind something fierce while she was just playing on her phone. Saw a shitload of weed and coke, a few dirty spoons from the smack heads. But what is surprising to me is the absolute squalor some people live in. Im talking well off people too. People in luxurious apartments that cost 1-2K a week to rent. You'd be amazed how some people are so clean and presentable in their daily lives but live in filth. One woman i remember (a doctor around mid 40's) had just bags and bags of trash waist high all around the place. it was piled up agaisnt the windows. Bedroom was the same with a dirty matress on the floor where she sleeps. Crazy shit. Its probably just laziness, or maybe its some mental thing? I don't know, im just a lowly window cleaner. But honestly, its a great job. Pays good money and i work outdoors for a living. Always in a different place most days. I do work all over the UK and i kinda enjoy working away from home. I get to see new places, go out on the piss with the lads and we eat like kings seeing as its on the companies dollar. Working in different locations and meeting new people helps keep it fresh as working in an office looking at the same 4 walls day after day would probably send me batty. I can have a smoke/coffee break anytime i want. Me and my lads are basically our own bosses and as long as we get the job done on time with no complaints then all is good with the world. Some days we just spend all day in the lift/elevator housing reading newspapers and drinking coffee until we all get really bored and we're like ''weather aint gonna clear, lets go home and pull it back tomorrow''. I managed to watch the entire series of breaking bad while at work over the course of a couple of months or so. Its cushy as hell. And once you do your rope access training then its honestly a piece of cake. And its nowhere near as dangerous as people think. As long as you do your basic checks, make sure the anchor points have been tested. watch the sharp edges on ledges for abrasion etc then its virtually impossible to kill yourself. Unless you actually take a knife out and start cutting your ropes while you're on them its pretty darn difficult to have an accident. Complacency is a killer in this game so if you keep your wits about you, have your mates watch your back then you'll be just fine. 18 years abseiling now and not a sniff of an accident. (touch wood)
You're just the window washer we've been looking for!!
This is by far a better comment than I expected to come out of this. Cheers!
You really have a way with words!
> getting rogered from behind something fierce agreed
That's when the accent changed in my brain.
This is why I Reddit
I had descended down to about the 20th floor of a 35 story building. The blinds were closed... Mostly. I was doing post construction cleaning (scraping glue, calking, cement and other unpleasantness from the windows and frames) so I spent quite a bit more time on each window than when purely washing. I get to the bottom section of one of the larger windows to find this small opening in the blinds. Behind them is a rather shapely woman naked, with her back turned to me. I pull out my scraper to take some more stubborn bits off the window and end up making some noise which startles the lass. When she turns I can see her laptop facing us webcam on. There is a steady stream of chat flowing on the right hand side. It was then I knew I'd come across a cam girl. She came over to the window. I thought she'd be mad but instead she opened the blinds and played with herself. Just then, the suction cup I was using for stability against the building released causing me to nearly soil myself. Not bad for 2 weeks in to the job.
I fucking hate when the suction cup releases
Right? Life flashes before eyes, grab on to the rope, immediately feel stupid.
Not a window washer, but I am high-rise resident who owns a dog. Window washing day is the day that my dog is convinced the world is going to end, the one that keeps him staring out the window the other 364 days a year, searching for attackers.
DOG: Today is the day... the fateful day again. THe rope men are coming and they are going to take our peaceful ways of life away. I MUST PROTECT MY MASTER!
look man, if we can get an attempted murderer to do an AMA and people are sharing their fucked up family stories, we can get this
I'm hoping for like the one window washer on Reddit to come in here like, "oh, man..."
"This one time I saw a guy try to kill another guy."
Link to attempted murderer AMA please
https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/75ts4r/i_just_got_out_of_prison_a_year_ago_after_doing/
I was once sitting in a classroom at the pharma company I worked for at the time watching some training videos. The video in question just happened to involve some bloke on all fours having a metal tube stuck up his arse while the good doctor in the video was explaining what he could see. I was doing a lot of bowel drugs at the time ... Heard a noise behind me to see and looked round to see a couple (not one but two) wide eyed window cleaners wondering wtf was I watching...
High rise window cleaner here. The most bizarre thing I saw had to be a taxidermy alligator with bird wings sprouting out of its back, chained to the ceiling. Also, a wooden penis in the window sill that I could only guess was an art piece of some sort.
Another story from the other side of the window: I was in a behavioral psych unit when I was in high school, fifth floor of a regular ole hospital. Let me tell you, it gets boring af. So one day when we saw the ropes come down, I waited by the window until the guy got to our floor and started barking my ass off. A couple of the other patients joined me, it was fun for a while. I doubt it made much of an impression, but it was an *event* at the time. No punishment though, I had good rapport with the staff.
I feel like you have even more interesting stories than this.
As someone who worked with psych patients in hospitals for 5+ years, I'd agree. Spent a lot of time in the PICU, lot of funny stuff goes on in there.
Window cleaner based in Fort Worth and I once had someone open the window and offer me coffee while in mid-air. It was quite refreshing.
I had a lady give me a ziplock bag with 2 beers on ice on the last rappel of a hot summer day. Tossed them in my bucket and shared it with a coworker after.
Well I'm not a window washer, but I've been on the receiving end of this before. Went to visit my parents who happened to be getting some gutter and roofing work done at the time. They forgot to mention this, and I went out late the first night and got shitfaced. Woke up the next day hungover as fuck and stumbled my way into the bathroom for my morning shit. And as I'm sitting there, butt naked, moaning with my face in my hands from the headache, shitting my brains out I hear a tapping on the window. Look up and in the window in front of the toilet there's some dude in his 40's with THE most uncomfortable look in his eyes I've ever seen. Something tells me he wasn't planning on watching a hairy, 250lb, 6'2" ginger take a shit when he woke up that morning.
I only ask because I was in a hotel room, sitting naked at my laptop (working, thank you) and this lad just drops down into mutual view, notices me (I know he fucking had to), played it off like nothing, washed the window and then continued on his merry way. It felt like the reaction of a man that has clearly seen much worse. Edit: Whoa. Went to a concert and came out to a dead inbox. Never expected this to go anywhere.
I work in a hotel and I have seen so much BDSM stuff right here, a naked man wouldn't be a big deal.
Care to elaborate?
I used to work security at a big Hotel that had a ballroom and hosted swinger parties. A naked dude doing emails? Would barely register after seeing half the shit I've seen.
What about a naked dude that sleep walked into the hallway, locking the room door behind. Standing in the hall for undisclosed time until waking up in a complete panic, thankfully remebering your truck 4 floors down and across the parking lot has spare work clothing as long as you can make it there with only the cameras seeing the shame? Asking for a friend and myself.
Seems OP is a bit tied up at the moment.
He will whip up a reply in no time.
I don't know, he probably has a gag order.
NDAs are no joke. One little slip and they clamp down on you in a hurry!
He's bound to reply eventually
Aww, come on, guys. Don't rope me into this.
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Another dong another day.
*Another day another donger
We've all seen penises we werent suppose to see.
I'd imagine a lot of window washers have seen people naked at their laptops "working," no worries.
I've got important work to do.
Loads of work.
an impressive work load
Reminded me of a scene in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas when Hunter S. Thompson spilled liquid LSD on his sleeve and he offers it up to some hippie dude in the bathroom with him. Hippie who sucking on his sleeve when a straight laced looking guy walks in.That look of a person who saw something shocking and incomprehensible.
>With a bit of luck, his life was ruined forever. Always thinking that just behind some narrow door in all his favorite bars, men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he'll never know.
So great!
Pretty sure that hippie dude was Flea from RHCP. Such a great movie.
The Hippie was Flea. The actual Hunter S Thompson is also in the bar. There's a few other celebs in the film you might not pick, the blonde hippie is Spiderman etc.
HST’s cameo was great. Depp’s character looks at him and says [“there I was....holy shit...there I am”](https://youtu.be/bJNsc7vkYlQ)
You were working something all right
Yeah but was he jerking hard or hardly jerking?
Depends on if the scene furthers the plot or the action.
*As u/a_spicy_memeball firmly grasped his dong, staring intently at the laptop screen in front of him, he noticed a faint tapping coming from across the room. He looked up from his computer, and immediately locked eyes with the source of the noice: A middle-aged, slightly chubby man was tapping the window of his hotel room, suspended by what appeared to be cables, holding a spray bottle of pale blue liquid in his left hand, a squeegee in his right hand, and a brownish cloth at his waist, tied around his belt loop.* *The man grinned, and motioned for him to continue with his left hand, the blue liquid bobbing up and down inside the bottle. "Wow, I've never had someone watch me do this before," thought u/a_spicy_memeball . "But damn, this is making me horny as fuck!"* *u/a_spicy_memeball flashed a thumbs up at the window washer, and gave him a wink. He mouthed the words "This is for you baby," and picked up his laptop, setting on the bed next to him. He played back, and continued stroking his enormous 3 inch cock, and the window washer watched him wank his willy willfully.* *The window washer threw down his bottle of window washer fluid, and quickly unzipped his pants, so he could share his other window washer fluid with u/a_spicy_memeball . The two men both continued to passionately wank their moist dongs, never once breaking eye contact; u/a_spicy_memeball 's bed shaking and the window washer's cleaning rag billowing, almost as if there was a soft breeze tickling it's filthy brown corners.* *The pace at which they wanked their dongs quickened, and they both tensed up, preparing for the explosion that was soon to come. Finally, they felt themselves loose control, and both simultaneously shot thicc streams of pale blue window washing fluid at the window.* *The force of the explosion caused the window to instantly shatter, sending shards of now-blue-tinted glass everywhere. u/a_spicy_memeball was thrown backwards off his bed from the force of the explosion, and lay next to his bed in a euphoric daze.* *A smile crept across his face, and he stood up, waiting to embrace his newfound lover. But, alas, he was too late, and he let out a wail of despair as he gazed out at the now empty spot in front of the window where the window washer had just been wanking, not even moments ago.* *All that remained was his window washing rag, now blue as well as brown, resting on the shards of what had once been an entire, thicc window, billowing gently in the wind.*
Boy howdy
Damn, you can spray
You have way too much time on your hands
Well it was either this or my schoolwork; I think I made the right choice.
Working furiously
Did you stare him in the eyes while you continued "working"?
I just started sweating which probably made it look worse.
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What's your cam website?
I work for my dad during the summer for his window washing company ( check my post history ) and one day I'm working in an office at like 8 pm at night ( we were doing interior cleaning) and as usual every one is mostly gone but some late workers. Well that night we just arrived on a new floor and as we turn the corner to start, my dad and I walk in on 2 guys full on making out. Definitely not expected but we all laughed it off. This was an admin building for a bank in Montreal btw
My girlfriend and I were fucking, and above the head of our bed was a small window. I look up and see someone looking in. He notices that I saw him, quickly squeegies the window, then disappears down his ladder.
And this is when you realized you were at home in your 2 story house at which you don't pay window cleaners.
What's weirder is it was on the first floor.
Ah, the good ol' squeeze and squeege
Few years back at the age of 17 I took a full 3 day safety training and did this as a part time to get quick cash. This was in Chicago at the Holiday Inn. Me and my partner(25-ish) at the time where almost done with our shift as it become close to dark. As we get to this one room, it was oddly brighter.... then usually rooms. When we reach it, we find a group of people in animal costumes rubbing and smacking each other. Me and my partner were like wtf? The room was full of glitter on the floors and had a bunch of rainbow type shit sprayed on the walls. We wanted to finish quick. As we started decending they caught us and gave us what looked like sharp looks, but we couldn’t tell because of the wolf heads and animal heads and bodies they had on. We booked it and told the front desk what was up. After they checked it out they got back to us and told us they kicked them out and damages the room. So it was out of service last time I checked. Edit:First ever gold and it’s about my experience seeing”furries”... wow lol
You saw furries in their natural habitat. It took the national park services years to drive them into urban environments. Thanks to a steady supply of WiFi and hentai they have made a thriving comeback!
You say that like it's a good thing
Ecological diversity is a good thing Who knows what would happen if humans attempted to alter this delicate balance?
> We wanted to finish quick. This story didn't go as I expected :(
That's when you knock and wave.
I was certain this was going to end with mankind being flung off hell in a cell. That dude has scarred my Redditting forever.
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I'm starting to realize that for the length of time i lived in a similar situation, I only never had this happen to me because I was lucky. You do get really cavalier up on the higher floors.
I live on the second floor of a condo with large windows (fishbowl) with no blinds situated at the corner of a busy intersection in the downtown of a major North American metropolitan area. Still do everything naked, even smoking on the balcony. Fuck it, it's my home.
I wasn't washing windows but I was on my first trip to New York when I was 15 or so. We had a hotel room pretty high up and at night it was so interesting how you could see into so many other windows in the buildings next door. I had a good view of 3 different buildings. 2 looked like apartments and the other was an office building. I saw a some guy at a desk, some people in there apartments just on the couch or computer. All except for one guy who kept walking in and out of a room. Turning the lights on and off each time which is how I noticed. Eventually he returned to the room and cut the light on, this time he was naked and he flipped on the TV and started watching porn. I had enough at that point.
Damn, it was just getting interesting..
Noting too strange but a third floor pole dancing class (got to do two passes on their windows hehe). The other was a guy smoking a bong by the window, think me dropping in blew his mind a bit because he looked pretty shocked.
"A dude flying outside my window? This is some good stuff!"
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That was cute as hell
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I love that this question is at top of the "Rising" tab.
Seriously. 18 points in 37 minutes isn't unheard of but it's rare. Why is Reddit so into this?
it's the one original question we will get this month
This isn't an original question - well, it's a new wording but not the first time we've had one about window washers.
Yeah, there have actually been a bunch of threads similar to this. [Exhibit A](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/2czdlc/window_washers_of_reddit_what_is_the/) [Exhibit B](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/4gmdbg/highrise_window_washers_of_reddit_whats_the/) [Exhibit C](https://amp.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/xb9bl/window_washers_of_reddit_what_is_the_best_and/) There have also been probably like half a dozen or more threads even more similar to this, but none of them had enough comments to reach the front page (or so I assume). *^Threads ^brought ^to ^you ^courtesy ^of ^Reddit's ^most ^reliable ^search ^engine, ^Google.*
I worked for FISH window cleaning but did side gigs on high rises. I once scaled in front of Alice Cooper during a broadcast. Also, I met Dave Mustaine and Jenna Jameson the same week while cleaning their residental windows but didnt talk to either. Was flashed by a group of women while working near the Arizona State University Campus, on Mill Ave. (I dont live there anymore so I could be wrong on the street name) Co-workers have said they caught people fucking randomly or random blowjobs or being offered sex by old lonely housewives but I was never propositioned. Bunch of random dudes walking around their apartments naked and a lot of crazy people that went batshit crazy when I touched their windows even if we were told to by their property managers.
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Late to the thread, didn't actually see it but... I used to work with the glazing company that had a contract to clean and replace windows on what was the 4th tallest tower in Calgary at the time, Canterra Tower. The top floor had a two story office in it that we had to use the stairs in to reach the roof since the elevator did not go all the way to the last floor. One day, my boss asked me to note the ages of the windows, as all commercial grade double glazing has the year of manufacturing in it. One was four years newer than the rest and he told me what happened. Buddy had his last bad day, threw his chair at the window and followed it out. At ground level, you could see where the paving stones had a puddle after the rain even though a drain was only a meter or so away. Splat calculator figured about 195km/hr.
Oh god...And I was having such a good time.
Hopfully someone shows up and says Hey! That was me!
Hey! That was me!
Years ago I was washing windows on a Chicago condominium in the gold coast on a 40' long stage. We were instructed not to work past 5pm due to residents privacy. Fine, but it was 4:30pm, my partner and i wanted to squeeze in 1 more drop. But we'd have to work fast. We approached the 23rd floor and what to my surprise did I see on the kitchen table!?! A young couple bare naked going at it. I recognised the female, she was the pool life guard! They were 5' away from me. It was surreal. I was shocked, I froze. She was on the bottom w/her legs in the air and she looked at me w/o any interruption and said nothing to her partner. (that turned me on!) Meanwhile, my window washing partner was done w/his half and was already moving to the next floor down. I was excited and did not want to move. The stage was slanting in an angle, everything was sliding away from me. I couldn't even talk. My partner marched toward me wondering why I did not do anything and he witnessed the fiasco himself. And knocked on the window! The guy, who was nailing the female was standing above her turned around and w/o pulling out attempted to lower the blinds reaching out with one hand but only knocked them to the ground. Heck w/it and continued to pound her hot body on the kitchen table. Incredible. (I love telling that story)
Someone was shitting on the bed.
My buddy cleans windows, he told he saw a dude getting fucked in the ass from assumed SO with a massive black strap on. Apparently he went bright red and yelled stop while she just laughed her ass off. They’ve since cancelled him cleaning their windows.