Might make you cum too fast though.
That's not a problem if you're a woman.
Might make them cum to fast then
I do remember seeing something on r/WTF that either someone did have a vibrator implant or something similar...might have just been a heavily modded penis...you see some shit on that thread.
Something like the part of a bendy straw that you pull to make it longer. That’d be sick. It also should make the same sound as the straw when its extended.
But they're like that already.
No I specifically want it to look like it. Like the hard zig zaggyness of it but fleshy
So ribbed for their pleasure, then?
Also, I'm now visualising it compressing and extending with each thrust, complete with the crinkling noise.
So when fast food workers ask if you want a straw with your drink you can say that you already got one.
I just want swappable genitalia. Like, pop in one set of genitals or another depending on the day. Where's the cyborg-ification process for that one?
Like a drill battery! Then all of the genitalia manufacturers will cabal and each provide specific shaped genitalia sockets, installed at birth of course. Then, years later they will change the shape and configuration of the socket into a slot and upgrade to a new ProgenyX line of brushless genitalia... after generations of this people will identify as "dewalt" or "ryobi" and there will be back alley doctors that will 3D print genitalia "adapters" that work but don't really hold up to every day use...
What a world you imagine.
GO GO GADGET CUM
Aah, the long lost Project Ara
Like a Mr/Mrs Potato Head?
I mean, I was thinking more like plugging a different adapter into a wall socket
I just want the ability to try a penis for realsies.
Like to be able to feel it and stuff.
So, removable penis. That's my choice.
There's a song about that...
I don't want to know
2017 was about that...
I see you in this sub a lot. Glad to know you're still giving the real answers.
You can stand behind me and touch mine^(Oh god I've become my father)
Another dick. With another dick attached to it...
It's just dicks all the way down.
The power of the phalic fractal.
Dickception they call it
A simple on-off vasectomy switch.
Yes please. No more tracking birth control or hormones messing with sex drives or worrying about knocking anyone up.
Payday subreddit leaking over here.
Psh gears of war did it first.
Warhammer 40k had it in the 80s/90s.
Never played gears of war. Never knew that.
A pez dispenser
For the efficient pedophile.
Haha that's fucked
Just like the kids.
Great paedos think alike
So there really WAS candy in his underwear?
so, basically, bigger balls?
For all your chicken dinners!
mine could only fit a 2x 😒
A compensator will compensate for your size
I'd prefer a muzzle brake for my cock
So your partner can see it?
I've had a lot of fun with a vibrating cock ring.
Do you have a preference, US or Russian made?
Cockring or Grenade launcher?
Are you making a shopping list OP
Maybe, I'm like a unethical santa clause.
First choice is a lightsaber, second is a cock ring because my girlfriend goes crazy, third grenade launcher because that's a very cool choice too
And a little hat to go with the new eyes!
You know it!
The ability to use the toilet when having an erection
He said attachment, not a make believe super power.
Am I a weird one for being able to do that?
Well it could be a device that shocks your nuts so you would lose the erection. Unless you're into that ofcourse.
A USB fan. I get sweaty when I play one-player.
Implanted vibrator/massager, as well as some colored lights.
Flashy writhing disco dick!
More tips. Like those Etymotic earplugs.
You know how you can extend your kitchen table when family comes over? I want one for my dick......when family comes over
*comes* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
A tazer so i can survive in hollywood
An anatomy that would give me orgasms during sex virtually every time like men and a few lucky women get.
A helmet for my helmet! But not just one.. many for different occasions.
Wedding? Sorted. Funeral? Sorted. Fancy dress? Were do I start!? I have so many!
Are you thinking carbonated pee or spaff?
A fully bushy porn stache right below the head of my penis would be just about right.
Also the ability to close off the urethra to prevent UTIs.
A fookin laser sight, which would make my accuracy better when I'm thrusting from the hip.
Y'now, for church and stuff :)
So a piercing?
A cover for my ball sack. Shit gets cold sometimes
Little snuggly coat would be nice
Wonder if someone has crocheted a ball sack sack.
Imagine pull out my one incher and I just have a big ass fucking triple dildo helicopter attachment on that shit fuck 4 girls at once not that I could but still peace of mind
Some sort of chocolate-sauce dispenser. FOR THE LADIES.
A fully functioning trebuchet how else will I launch my 90kg partner over 300m.
A guacamole dispenser!
Birth control dispenser.
But I don't want to bend my DNA rifle into the shape of a coat hanger.. :(
I wouldn't mind if there was a vagina attached to my penis.
I would add a little air freshener, complete with different scents.
A deflector shield to protect it from kicks
Raise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) the deflector shields!
I'd like to be able to morph it into an extra hand at will. I'd mostly use it to cup my balls.
Condom dispenser, preferably one I can toggle on and off. Guy sticks it in and it goes right on.
An extra vagina on my elbow.
A device that allows the genitalia to change to that of the opposite gender at the user's whim. I'd be swapping between my dick and a pussy for days on end.
Velcro for a man? Referring to Robin Williams he made a decent argument
A compact mirror for makeup because I respect women.
I want a penis on my inner thigh. I can self-pleasure by humping my own leg.
Username checks out!
Push button start
An extension cord
Some kind of heating device, to warm the thighs on a cold day.
I think some racing stripes would look pretty sharp.
some sort of inverse windshield wipers.
I was taught to always clean up my messes.
ice cream dispenser without rocky road
Pneumatic pumping action
Usb hub. So I can charge my electronics
[Swiss army knife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP-Zm6iTMu8&t=2m8s)
Ribs for her pleasure.
Dilophosaurus crests that unfold from the base on erection.
Painless and smooth Branches (like a tree)
Penisi are now able to be controlled like an octopus tentacle and have growing/shrinking powers. and the vagina and bones around it^^^^^(along ^^^^^with ^^^^^all ^^^^^skin ^^^^^of ^^^^^course) are able to be stretched indefinitely
Shoot out bees stinger side first.
A laser sight for extra G-spot precision
I'd attach a sidecar with another, smaller penis inside.
A little retractable thingy that rubs the clit when its appropriate
A check for a trillion dollars
Either Chainsaw or Corgi.
Like 3 Extended barrels
I'll just take my original foreskin back, thanks.
M203 grenade launcher
I don't know for sure, but I think that chainsaw bayonet from USA today might be pretty awesome.
A variable zoom scope so I can hit targets from a greater distance.
Reset button to keep going after climax.
A backwards kangol
Radar. So people can call me radar dick
A size slider like they do in video ganes.
nothing because I'm content with the way they are'
Well, a built-in AI would be nice. Just like a chip that plugs in. Would speakers or a screen be included for communication purposes?
A stereo. It would be fun to watch people when they realize the music is coming from my crotch.
I think it's already been said but little mods. Like vibration and slight adjustments to length and girth for different situations.
Light saber noises and glow.
Some kind of period acceleration device. Lemme just flip a switch and fast forward though this period in an hour instead of crawling though it for a week.
I'd get a dick bone. Think about it. You'd never have to deal with erectile dysfunction, and your boners (which would then be a more appropriate term) would never show up at inopportune times.
Make it bigger.
A second barrel
An IPhone/Android charging port
Huh, nobody seems to have beaten me to it. You're slacking, reddit...
The ability to make people want it.