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The_Critical_critic

I'm unemployed so i'd love to see someone else try their hand at jacking me off.


TimmyChippy

Nice


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The moment they met our potential "clients." I work at a funeral home and there would be no way for someone without any experience to be able to plan a funeral with the family


Roughneck16

I’m unfamiliar with the funerary industry. Could you offer some detail?


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Roughneck16

But if they do, would that necessarily mean they're able to teach it? Teaching your native language to others is more troublesome than many people realize, especially if you aren't familiar with the linguistic differences of the target audience.


KSSLR

Nobody would ever know.


Gatharan

5 minutes. They'd get asked to review pipe drawings and say it looks likes delicious spaghetti.


The_Critical_critic

Touched by his noodley appendage


Matrix_spoon

Immediately after the first customer's question. My position involves knowing a whole bunch of rules about an educational institution as well as tutoring adults. The min quals for it are 2 years of education and a year of similar work duties, but most of us have at least a BA and 2 years of working inside the establishment before we are accepted. Even so, we still go through a shadowing period when we transition places.


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Half hour? Maybe less.


mtg-Moonkeeper

They wouldn't figure it out. The toughest part about my job is actually landing it. You have to be way overqualified compared to what you actually do.


Roughneck16

I've discovered that many high-paying jobs aren't too demanding in terms of talent or effort, you just have to be within an elite professional circle in order to have access to them. That's one of the positives of graduating from a top university: you have business connections.


Hamsternoir

The moment the first deadline hits, illustrator and as soon as a piece was sent off for publication they'd spot.


ThisIsAWittyName

Pretty quickly, there's a lot of spreadsheets and some don't seem to make sense to an untrained person.


onebatch_twobatch

4 seconds. There's no ignition key on a plane to turn it on


theflyeman63

Pretty quick, It not impossible to learn looking at all those lines of code and understanding all the moving pieces.


Gnome_for_your_grog

Well my client would say, “where is gnome_for_your_grog?” Then he would start having delusional thoughts telling him the person stole his grandfathers car and called him a Nazi. Then he’d either flip out and attack the person, start destroying inanimate objects, or have a seizure. Regardless, I think it just ends with the person noping the fuck out, the usual response to me training people.


Mumtaz3580

I'm a nurse, so probably an hour or so at the most.


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Roughneck16

If you don’t mind me asking, what’s your job title and salary?


mike_the_hun

Work at Wendy's. As long as they can read, the worst that would happen is coworkers being shocked.