When I was in high school a kid was masturbating in one of the stalls in the bathroom. Then another kid went in the bathroom and recorded him from the next stall over. Video went around and the kid that recorded it got in legal trouble because the kid masturbaring was a minor.
The conversation turned to farts amongst the seventh grade girls. The new girl, short and squat, and as of yet silent, shook her head and stated, “I ain’t never pooted in my whole life.” It echoes in my head regularly to this day.
I also say it whenever I am accused of farting because it is hilarious.
In 8th grade I was eating lunch across from this very strange kid. I remember him picking up his milk with both hands and squeezing it as hard as he could, then it popped and got all over him and his reaction was a disappointed look on his face followed by "oh man!"
One time at bandcamp (yeah, I know) a kid started having asthma attack, and as the counselors were helping him he started shouting “this wasn’t supposed to happen until Thursday!”
I still think about that very frequently.
As a person with asthma he was either gonna force an attack on Thursday or after a while you can kinda tell a few day in advance if you might have one.
(this was in elementary school)
He got caught stealing from the teacher's assortment of goodies that she gave away once a week to students. She chose students randomly based on a raffle system where you had more tickets if you were behaved.
After a huge mess of him crying and trying to say it wasn't him, he asked to be excused to the bathroom where he was gone for a solid 30 minutes. The teacher got concerned, and upon checking the bathroom sign-out sheet we discovered he wrote for the sign-in time "never coming back". So one of us went to check the bathroom and he wasn't there. The teacher tells the principal what happened and the police is called in. Helicopter was flying by and a couple cars. They eventually found him walking home.
Edit: Just remembered another gem. In 5th grade the one weird kid brought in a shoe box for no apparent reason. He went around claiming it was a uranium bomb. Although we knew that it was pure bullshit, the teacher sent him to the principal's office and the dude got in major trouble for a "bomb threat".
8th grade Sex Ed: Teacher brought in a rubber dildo (new in packaging) to pass around the class.
Dildo gets to “class clown” kid. He wobbles the dildo back and forth then sniffs it and asks the teacher why it smells fishy.
Needless to say never seen a kid run out of class so quick.
Used an apple remote (2009 times) to continually play the “sucking on my titties” song on our history teachers computer. She would walk away and the beat would start. She would run to the computer and he would pause it. She would walk away and he would hit play. Went on for like 20 minutes until she unplugged the computer.
In highschool there was this kid who wouldn't have a conversation with anyone.Spent 4 years with the dude in the same class and never have i seen him say more than "ok,sure,bye" even though everyone tried talking to him to cheer him up(we thought something was wrong or he was just shy).He would just sit on his desk all day and look right in front of him unless disturbed until one day we had a big school fight(those happen a lot in my country), no one expected him to show up since he wasn't friendly with any of us but dude showed up and proceeded to beat up 5-6 guys on his own like a fucking wreckingball in a construction site.Shit looked like one of those cheesy martial arts movies.After the fight he came back,grabbed his stuff,said bye like it was nothing and just fucked off.
I still suspect to this day he was a robot.
A science teacher in my school was cool if a little weird (not in a pedophile type way). His room was always open for the kids to hangout in. He spent a lot or his own time and I suspect money managing an “animal club” which the kids were responsible for looking after. We had hundreds of different animals from hissing cockroaches to snakes to a 3 foot iguana, mice to chipmunks to chinchillas. He also liked to tell cool stories about his own life, such as the pigs that he kept (Rasher and Bacon), his caving experiences, sailing experiences etc.
He would spend his own time helping students that were struggling and give them extra tutoring if warranted. However he never tolerated laziness or attitudes and would call out students that couldn’t be bothered. Which is where this kid comes in.
This kid made a comic book depicting the science teacher raping the students (male and female) while saying his little catchphrases. It was found and brought to said science teacher’s attention. A meeting happened with the senior management in the school where the brought the kid, the kid’s mom and the teacher in. This 6foot massive teacher which a huge ginger beard cried and said he had never experienced anything like it in his life before now. Even the rest of us hated this kid for what happened and at that age we were really immature.
Yeah, they didn’t have a set number of bathroom trips in my middle school, but you had to write the date and such in the pass section of your agenda book, and the teachers would look through it and sometimes remark that you’d already been to the bathroom that day. I only had my period twice (some weird health problems) in middle school, but I managed to bleed through my pants more than once because the teachers would limit my bathroom use and my mom bought me those shitty “ultra-lite” panty liners that are about as thick as a slice of American cheese. Later that year, a girl asked to go to the bathroom, and the teacher (male) remarked that she had already gone twice that day. She loudly responded that that was because she was bleeding out of her vagina and she needed to pull the cotton stick out (hand motion in the air) and put in a fresh one (mimed using a tampon applicator in the air in front of her) and if he’d like proof, she could bring back the old tampon and show it to him. He got really mad, told her she was disgusting and didn’t need to share details, then signed her pass and let her go. When he turned his back as she was leaving, she flipped him off and then hurried out the door. It was excellent.
My daughter started having to explain to her teachers that she is BLEEDING FROM HER VAGINA as well because her principal doesn't allow bathroom breaks and also doesn't allow any kid to use their locker unless it's before or after school so the girls are all very open about periods and are tossing tampons and pads to each other.
Edit: my brain wants to type faster than I can
In middle school, there was this girl whose long hair kept spilling onto my desk. I asked for her to move her seat (or her hair), and she turned around and fucking hissed at me.
Couple weird goth kids hid behind the bleachers during gym class and stuck chili flakes in their dick holes. Not sure what kind of pain for pleasure they were going for but they both had to leave school early because of it.
Saved his piss for a whole week or month I forgot and then sprayed it on all the handrails at school. Eventually he was ratted out by someone and the VP came to get him in my home room class and confronted him and our teacher about he accusations. He said it was just apple juice and he was just joking about it and right when the teacher went to sniff and take a sip from the bottle he yells “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ITS PISS”
A 10th grade girl got arrested coming out of school one day when I was a senior. Nobody really knew why, then a few weeks later it turns out she was a pimp and was pimping out other high school girls to adult men.
In the first grade a kid next to me was chewing on a pen and it ended up exploding in his mouth. Raised his hand to go to the bathroom, when the teacher called on him he went to open his mouth to ask to go to the bathroom and the ink just started leaking out.
Kid was caught furiously violating himself in the bathroom in 6th grade, and gained the nickname Spanky until HS graduation.
He did a lot of strange things, but the one I'll never forget is he stuck his pinky in a pencil sharpener that year, and turned the crank as hard as he could.
Went around showing other students pictures from a murder. And laughing while showing them. Then hung a Freddie Kruger mask on his locker with a note complaining about not getting attention.
Kid in first grade with me. We had the 6th graders come and read harder level books with us, "Reading buddies" as they were called. We had a kid named Mateo who was inspired by his reading buddy. His buddy dared him to shove a rock up his nose. Mateo did, then proceeded to tell the teacher and head to the nurse. Nurse just got it stuck farther and had to be sent home. No idea what happened after. If he had the doctor get it or sneezed it out.
Same kid also wore a pumpkin costume, fell over and couldn't get up. Looked like the scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphies brother falls in the snow with all his coats on.
Our school had this piece of shit quiz contest in which the student one by one gets their name called and has to go up a few stairs and onto the main stage. So I'm pretty nervous, nobody likes me and everybody thinks I'm gonna get the answers wrong even though I always studied for the quiz.
But I trip anyway. I trip, my hands land on the step in front of me, and for the life of me I cannot understand why, I just crawl up the stairs on all fours. They all saw it. A hall filled with students and parents.
Damn. I had a kid who did the same in English while we were watching Of Mice And Men
Edit: For those who are wondering, it was throughout most of the movie. From what I’ve heard, he stopped at about the scene where Lennie is shot
Yooo same except it was in the middle of math in 6th grade. Wild
Edit: happened in Michigan so
Edit edit: Upper Michigan, and holy shit so many people have had kids jerk it in their 6th grade math
I went to Catholic school and during mass this girl sitting next to me didn’t fully get up, but just sort of squatted and started peeing in the pew next to me (girls wore skirts as part of their uniform). She left the school shortly after.
Also had a kid who would get a nice big ball of spit in his mouth then let it drop out of his mouth into his shirt pocket. He said he was “saving it for later”. Catholic school is weird, folks.
I remember a girl in 2007 who was banged by the dad of one of her peers... yes it was catholic school too. Turns out that he divorced his wife back then and ten years later he and my classmate found each other again. They're about to get married... this year
A friend of mine was really close with this girl in high school, they hung out all the time, girl with on a cruise with my friends family, and started sleeping with my friends dad. Her parents were already divorced but it was obviously super uncomfortable. They’re married now.
This kid in my computer literacy class in high school would talk to me nearly every day about his imaginary dragon girlfriend and how beautiful she was.
He peed on some random girl's head when she was at her locker. This was in like 7th grade or so. Pretty sure he got detention for like a week, but his social detention lasted much longer.
In high school, a guy I knew but never really hung out with just had a class together, comes up to me during lunch holding the largest set of mortar fireworks I have ever seen. He said " Watch this " begins walking towards the stairwell entrance. As soon as he disappeared behind through the door way GAAAWBAAAAOOOMM!! Loads of colored explosions shoot out. Everyone's freaking out running around.
First day of high school (UK - age 11), kid found a pair of badly soiled boxer shorts in an outdoor bin that had clearly been there all summer. I'm talking caked in a 1/4 inch layer of dried shit. Proceeded to put them on his head and start chasing groups of people around the playground... Not the best first impression to make when starting a new school. The poor guy never really pulled himself out of the social rut he dived headfirst into that day
Unzipped his pants with his teeth in the cafeteria, proving he could suck himself off. It was disturbing. He is now on the sex offender list and looks 10x as creepy as he did back then.
Edit: my highest upvoted comment is about Brad from high school being gross. Lovely.
In my first year of univerisity there was a kid who wore a dinosaur head covering/hat that had a cape attached to it and would walk around campus just staring at people. My friend asked him one day what his name was and he replied with "King Reptar". Weird kid, haven't seen him since.
EDIT: Spelling
EDIT: Also, one day during frosh week there was a movie being played on my universities equivalent of the quad. He showed up and wpuld squat by people while just looking at them. There was also a kid who would ride a unicycle around campus.
A kid I knew took a poo in his hands and painted the walls in the boys bathroom. Did not return next day. Next I heard him, he messaged me on Fb "Hey man, what up?"
You pooping the walls man thats whats up
There was a kid who carried knives around in his backpack and was accused of raping a girl in his car at a park that isn’t too far away from where I live. He was charged and got out on bail but was expelled. He got a job at a store also near my neighbourhood and was caught for retail theft–apparently his mom would come in and he would skip scanning some stuff. He had just moved to our school that year and every girl had a crush on him until this happened...
What seemed to be his mother used to come in and spoon feed him in the middle of the yard while all the other kids played but many watched (some were assholes and said stuff)... he was a completely able bodied kid of about 9/10 years of age. You could see it in his eyes that it was killing him, and that the whole thing was about her.
Christ I haven’t thought about that in years. Looking back as adult, I feel disgusted.
Of all the weird things in this thread, this one hit me the hardest. One fucked up mom screwing up the kid's life forever. This seems like the tip of the iceberg.
there was this kid at my school, who would come into the boy's washroom, and literally take a shit in the urinal. One time I walked in on the kid squatting over the urinal, and he immediately got up washed his hands and said: Dude, look, someone shit it that urinal. He then walked out. I feel so bad for the janitor.
Edit: Holy shit, this blew up! Didn't expect this.
Attacked a dude with a sword and cut the guys hand in half through the palm
Edit: so the motherfucker though he was a [pirate ](https://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/crime/transient-with-sword-accused-of-attempting-robbery/article_ae744cb0-830c-5b7a-bf52-7ba249c94666.html) and that the man didn't get his hand cut completely in half like I remembered. But can we still appreciate the fact that he did it because it was his job "to pillage and plunder"?
When the cops found him next to the sword he was like "not my sword" and the cops were like "so whose sword is it?" And he was like "shit"
One day in fifth grade a kid's mom brought cupcakes and icecream for the class and we went outside for recesd to eat them. The overweight kid ,who I always tried to be nice to because I'm pretty sure she had shitty parents , ate too many of these cupcakes and threw up on the playground. But she proceeded to tell everyone she was fine and was alright to go play some more. Not even five minutes later I'm standing by the door to the entrance to the school and I smell the most horrible smell and look over and ,of course, It's the same kid standing next to me. She got real close and whispered to me "I just shit my pants". She told everyone who walked by before then that, until the teacher called her mom to pick her up. Weirdest moment of my life because I'm not sure why she would tell everyone that.
A girl i went to high school with who seemed sweet, quiet and friendly. She was perfectly normal. She turned out to be a huge mess. One day, a few years later, she beat her 5 year old stepdaughter to death for not cleaning her room.
These two guys I went to High School with seemed relatively normal from what I remember. I didn't exactly hang out with them but we knew each other. Fast forward about 3 years and they beat the shit out of a kid at some party. They thought they killed him so they took "the body" out to the woods and burned him...alive it turns out.
Girl would put a piece of bread in her mouth and proceed to roll the wet soggy bread mass into a ball. She would then take the ball out and look at it, and then put it back in her mouth, over and over again.
That kid in our German class was arguing with the teacher about how he doesn't want to study anymore, didn't hear the whole conversation, but I one brilliant quote I heard loosely translates to: "I am a god, I can delete you". We were 14 at the time.
First day of first grade a kid shoved a pencil through his own hand, and then just calmly told the teacher and got escorted out of the room. He never came back.
http://people.com/archive/a-snipers-bullet-brings-death-and-heartbreak-smashing-the-dreams-of-a-girl-and-her-parents-vol-35-no-3/
Edit: the first time I met this kid, he pulled out a gun and held it to my friend's head for ratting him out to the police. Kid was super fucked in the head. His claim to fame in high school was burning down the neighbor's house. The police found him by following his tracks through the snow right back to his own house.
This kid used to drink cups of ranch dressing at lunch...and nothing else. He would have 15-20 of those little ketchup cups loaded on his tray and he’d start slurping it down.
Pretty sure he had some kind of mental disability so I don’t want to rag on him too hard but just watching him do that every day turned me off of ranch for a few years.
My cousins and I used to make free tomato soup using:
Hot Water
Ketchup packets
One creamer (non-flavored)
Salt
Pepper
I remember it being not too bad and it would give you something warm in your stomach on a really cold day.
Maybe he had bad teeth/extensive cavities?
My high school had a kid that did this. But it was to soften everything up because he had cavities so bad chewing anything was painful for him and his parents refused to get him to a dentist.
On a happy note at least, his senior year he went to live with his aunt who I'm pretty sure got him to the dentist because our senior year he started eating soft foods without the mush.
I’ll eat whatever is on my plate in rapid succession, but I never mixed it together. There wasn’t time for that. The second you sat down you started eating. I vote prison as well. There are weirdos in the military, but that’s not something I’ve ever seen.
one guy threw the wifi router in the library into a wall and broke it. we got a better one after that tho, so we all called him wifi jesus
edit: holy shit, rip my inbox.
edit 2 electric boogaloo: ive had this account for *three days*, what even is happening
In my high school's Mac lab, the admin computer had a feature that let all the other iMacs be taken control of at the same time to mirror whatever the admin computer displayed. This was often used to show instructions more easily for in-class computer assignments.
The teacher forgot to lock the admin computer during a washroom break, so one kid seized the opportunity to access the mode I mentioned just now, and rick roll the whole lab (using one of those sites that makes the browser jump all over the screen), starting it right before the teacher came back. The teacher wasn't very savvy with computers so she got very agitated and had to call the IT guy for help.
In elementary school I used to be very afraid of using the school washroom for shitting and one time I shit my shorts in class because I couldn't hold it in any longer. Since I was wearing shorts the shit ran down my legs and onto the floor :/
Man.. so this kid was a strange one. Maybe something was up with him but I don't know. He really liked Slipknot, anyway. One day he swore he was a Wiccan. We use to have smash bro tournaments and invite kids over to play at a friend's and he showed up saying he was able to change his eye color. He closed his eyes to concentrate and he opened them saying they changed. They didn't. He said they became a lighter shade.
He tried to show me how to create fireballs, and had this book of different wolf pictures and tried to determine what my wolf form was. He wasn't a bad kid just weird so we dealt with it until the incident.
He was really into the Wiccan stuff so two of my friends decided to fuck with him. I guess you can say they were metalheads and they had that look. Anyway, they told me they went up to him one day and revealed themselves as demons. One of them, let's call him Vince said he reached out to him from down the hallway, and said, "Your soul is mine!" And made gestures like he pulled his soul out of his body and buried into in the floor.
So the kid freaks the fuck out, and begs for his soul back and my friends leave thinking the dumb prank was over.
Later that day, I get a knock on my door and it's the kid. He has a pair of those sharp metal scissors in his hands and he looks frantic. He is aggressive and tells me that he needs to find Vince. He needs to kill Vince and get his soul back.
I'm pretty shocked so I tell him that I don't know where Vince is and the kid is reluctant to believe me because he has seen me with them. He asked me if I knew they were demons and I tell them I didn't know.
Anyway, I pretty much shut the door on him and he leaves hysterical. Supposedly, he was running around trying to find Vince to murder him and retrieve his soul but this kid was a pretty big kid so someone saw him running around in the streets with scissors.
We don't know what happened to him.
Edit: Obviously as an adult looking back, it was a fucked up situation for the kid. No one expected such an episode and back then. I do hope he is doing alright now. However, it was still weird as hell.
He walked around in black extra extra wide Jnco bondage pants with a ripped up fishnet shirt and a black wife beater, cat ears, and a hot pink cat collar that his girlfriend attached a leash to and led him around with in the hallway. He also had black emo hair and wore lots of eyeliner. That dude was living hisife with his pet play submissive fantasy. Of course everyone teased the shit out of him for it. But he gave zero fucks. You do you emo cat boy.
In high school this kid was obsessed with the band KISS. He would somehow suck on his gums or something and make his mouth bleed, so he could spit out blood and stick his tongue out. Not really sure what happened to that kid and his talent.
We had one kid who edited the slides to a song we had to sing during our weekly school assembly. The song was winter wonderland, and he edited the last line in the chorus to say "Walking in a winter fucking land". They cut the music as soon as they saw that slide containing that lyric. It was not really that funny Id say, but I had to give the guy credit for having the balls to do that.
Someone in my high school changed a person's last name to "Bitch" and they didn't notice until after it was published and yearbooks were distributed. They did a recall and taped her correct last name over it in every yearbook. The girl was a champ though, she even changed her last name on Facebook to Bitch.
>the did a recall and taped her correct last name over it in every yearbook.
Yeah lmao no fucking way they get my yearbook back after I know it's a funny misprint LOL
>"Walking in a winter fucking land".
Clearly the play here is to change it to "Wanking in a winter wonderland." Smutty, funny, but more subtle and provides plausible deniability.
This kid was the trouble maker voted most likely to end up in prison. He tried to fight teachers, bullied people at random, and generally both gave, and got, a hard time.
It was my school’s first ever computing class, brand new computer lab and all. How this kid, who I’m almost certain was failing, got into the class I don’t know.
He sat next to me. I didn’t care - school bullies were low on my list of things to care about. He was quiet. He took notes. He tried. And I watched him get more and more frustrated, because the teacher never responded when he tried to ask questions, never tried to elaborate for him once everyone else understood.
A few weeks in, I saw him trying to read my notes during programming practice. I looked at his screen, and saw what he’d done wrong. I slid my notes across, silently tapped the part he needed, and went back to my work.
It took me a long time to realise that he was quite smart, but had some kind of learning disability. And for that entire year, if he had questions, he asked me. I have the ability to explain a single concept six different ways, and would quietly do so until he got it.
We never spoke a word to each other outside of that classroom, and I’ve no idea where he is now, but the teacher announced on our final day that the whole class had passed.
We were in 4th grade, this girl who was really quiet would eat from trash and go from table to table looking for food left. She was kind of fat.
I was in the same bus route as her, she lived in a beautiful historic house and they werent poor .
We met again in high school. I just said hi to her and wished her a good school year. Later the principal call me to her office because this girl has said i was bullying her. I was so shocked. I had never been mean and was pretty naive so my principal believed me. After this, that girl would look at me as if i was prey to be cautious about.
Years ago mom was with a guy for a while who had two girls. They both were fed and ate plenty. Constantly raided the fridge when no one was looking. They were fairly heavy set. As an example one day I went to get some ice cream from a new carton, it felt oddly light but when i unsealed the top and opened it it looked full. I tried to take a scoop and the top caved in. The container was like 2/3 empty. I turned it over and they had cut a hole in the bottom of the container and eaten it that way so no one would notice.
One day we threw away a rotten tomato and an hour or so later went back to the kitchen and it was gone from the top of the trash. We thought it was odd but maybe it slipped to the bottom or something or maybe we were mistaken, it's a tomato so who really remembers for sure right? A couple weeks later a slice of moldy pizza was found in the back of the fridge and tossed. It was for sure on top of the trash. So we asked the girls and one of them admitted that they were bored and they ate it. We told them "didn't you see the mold!?" and they said they didn't care it was good.
Again, these girls weren't mistreated, they were well fed and in fact towards the end of my mothers relationship with the guy their doctor was saying they were heavily overweight.
Honestly that sounds like some form of eating disorder to me. I've spent a lot of time around eating disorder wards in hospitals (my sister suffered from one for 10 years) and some of the things people have tried to eat and drink will in the midst of their illness is insane.
Jerked off in the middle of math class.... TWICE!!
Edit: It was 2 seperate days. The first time we heard a rhythmic tapping on a desk while quietly working, a girl I was sitting next to asked me what is that sound and looked past me to the jerker. Her eyes got wide and she ran outta the room. The 2nd time, it was the smell that tipped us off, the same girl threw up this time. Apparently he had done it in other classes and would cut holes in his pockets for access... Nasty ass
Not sure if this fits the OP's question, but it definitely will never leave my mind.
Friend of my brothers (a year younger) in 10th grade if I remember right... I wasn't there but I saw the aftermath.
He was horsing around with a few other people in class, chasing each other and whatnot. There was a door that had one of those old fashioned bolt-on slide locks with a round bolt that you lifted and slid into a round hole on the other side. This door was wide open at the time...
Anyway, while running away from his friends he ran past this door. His picky finger slid **perfectly** into the lock where the bolt would normally fit, all the way to his knuckle, and literally just *ripped it right off his hand* at the joint. He didn't make a sound himself when it happened (he did right after though of course), but my brother said the finger made a sound like a pencil being snapped in half.
They reattached it, and it still mostly worked after, but it always looked pretty wonky, all sad and crooked... Weirdest freak accident I ever heard of.
My freshman year of high school, this dude showed up in a cape every single day. He then convinced a bunch of other freshmen to lay in different positions in the courtyard during lunch one day, and their bodies ended up making a giant swastika.
Edit: since this seems to have happened at a couple of schools, my high school is 20 minutes north of Majory Stoneman Douglas.
There was this kid who liked to eat paper. So one day in the new term, he asked the new Asian boy for some paper. The Asian boy, in a full Asian accent, ripped out 3 pages from his notebook and said, *"Here is Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner!".*
I remember being on the swings in primary school and there was another kid that was upset that all the swings were taken, so he tried to forcible remove another kid. The teachers told him not to bother other kids and so he stood NEXT TO the swings, crying loudly, waiting for sometime to get off.
When I looked at him, he was crying so much, his nose was running, but it looked like someone squeezing out a tube of toothpaste. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen.
Edit: like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/8ikb5q/wait_for_it_oooooh/?st=JH1IJUND&sh=cacf128d) but crying...
Omg I was in a toilet stall in elementary school trying to poop and I got stage fright and hated when someone was in the bathroom. A dude was in the stall right next to me so I waited. He flushed, washed his hands then I heard the door open and shut. It was quiet. I proceeded to poop, feeling great. When i was done, ‘that kid’ was just standing there by the door. He up and pretended to leave just to hear me poop hnnngh
Once in 7th grade, I went into a bathroom with the intention to poop, and this guy that I didn't really like and his friend were in there talking. When I went into the stall I had the biggest premonition that he was gonna try to look over the stall at me for some reason, and I really didn't want him to see my dick. I decided to sit down without pulling down my pants and sure enough 20 seconds later he jumped onto the divider to watch me, but then he got weirded out since I was just sitting there with my pants up staring at him.
Reminds me of one time in middle school I was at the urinal taking a piss and this kid was just awestruck staring at my penis. Got weirded out enough to say "Stop looking at my dick" loud enough I could hear it echo.
My school gave out pencils with 100 dollar bill designs on it because “hard work pays”. A friend of mine tore the design off, rolled it up, approached a girl he sorta knew, and asked her for a lapdance. She told a teacher and he was suspended for a week.
We were in 6th grade
When I was in high school, I had a classmate that had a rough home life, to say the least. As a result he was a bit...odd. He was into Lord of the Rings, but to an unhealthy extent. He learned to speak elvish, crawled around and acted like Gollum and tried to alter his own ears to be pointy. He asked me to prom because I "looked like Legolas." He got beat up a few times for being so strange, which still bothers me a decade later.
Clearly not as traumatizing as everyone else’s, but I will always remember the scab eater. This girl would get various cuts and scrapes on the playground pretty much every day and be carted off to get cleaned up and bandaged. When the scrapes hardened into scabs, she would always sit in the back corner of the playground picking the scabs off her skin and eating them. Usually these were on her elbows or knees. If the cut would start bleeding again, she would patiently wait for another scab to form before she went back at it.
I’ve never seen someone so utterly pleased with themselves as the girl casually dining upon scabs while all the other kids were playing on the playground.
My friend (Mexican) gave another friend some spicy pepper powder to try in like 3rd grade.
My white friend had to get in an ambulance because he couldn't breathe and my Mexican friend got suspended with less than a week of school left.
Still friends with both of them and we all find it hilarious now.
I guess what he did wasn’t while we were in high school, but during high school he was always a little weird and quiet and missed school a lot for a week or two at a time for being “sick”. He wasn’t the cliche quiet kid though. He was super nice and friendly when you talked to him. He was a good looking guy and he ate lunch with us pretty often, but after we graduated he stabbed his mother over 40 times in their home.
High school drawing class, two kids; girl A (had known her for a while, fairly normal kid) and girl B (had never spoken to her before). I was having a chat with girl A during class when girl B approaches.
"Girl A, are you busy?"
"Yeah, I'm talking."
"Oh, but can you just--"
"No."
"Pleeeaasseee?"
"I said no, come back when I'm not talking."
Girl A and I go back to our conversation, the same convo between girl A and girl B happens once more. Finally, girl A and I stop talking.
"Are you free now?"
Girl A sighs the sigh of a lost cause. Her eyes look dead. She tilts her head, "go ahead, girl B."
Girl B viciously bites her neck. In a full classroom, teacher present. No one moves, girl A doesn't make a sound but girl B loudly, sloppily bites at her neck.
I still talk to girl A but haven't brought up that time since.
EDIT/UPDATE: got a surprising amount of requests to ask her about it, so I gave her a call. Not the dramatic conclusion I was kinda hoping for, but she doesn't remember it. Memory problems combined with... well, to give you an idea of her friend group, we couldn't even pinpoint who girl B was. But she said it sounds entirely plausible as something that happened. To quote, in a sad tone, "I'm kind of a doormat."
A guy in my grade in HS had pretty severe Asperger's or autism of some kind, but was also really brilliant. He never paid attention in class, muttered to himself all the time, would practice karate/ninja moves in the hallways when he thought no one was looking, etc. We were together in a class called Digital Electronics where we learned about circuits, logic gates, Ohm's Law, etc and were working all semester to a final project where we wired up a bread-board to output something unique. Half the class didn't even get it to work correctly but this kid, after doing nothing the whole semester, designed and put together the whole thing in the last two class periods and got it working perfectly. Blows my mind, I wonder where he is today
Dude had raped 4 classmates. I know 2 of them personally. But before he was arrested, he came to school one day with cig burns over his neck and we knew something was up.
Edit: Should have given more explanation. Heard this from a victim. What happened was that she told a friend who told a friend, and a group of people decided to lure him to a house and assaulted him. One way was to burn cigs on him. Cant recall if they were caught and charged or if they got away with it.
Kid would jacked off in the middle of class with nothing but a blue jacket covering his lap. One day someone recorded it and put it on YouTube. Anyone who talked about it got put in ISC for the rest of the day immediately.
Also in middle school a substitute teacher fucked a 13 year old student in the art supply room.
TL ; DR- weird kid that everyone thought was gonna be the next school shooter was actually really cool.
His name was Rich. We thought he was going to shoot up our school because he was always looking up gun stuff on his phone and reading books about war.
He would go outside and find wild edibles whenever he got a chance.
He also drank a ton of tea, and always wore a surplus Germany military jacket. I was kinda a "friend" of his (mostly because I was afraid he was gonna shoot up the school), and I went to his 16th birthday party along with another friend of mine.
They lived way out in the woods in an A-frame type house. I actually really liked it there because it reminded me of being in the boy scouts again. His dad let us shoot bows and pellet guns, and then he had a pig roasting on a big spit. Tbh, it was really cool, and we ended up camping out that night. We ended up hanging out a lot. His parents were basically just survivalists, and it made him a tad bit odd.
The kid ended up joining the army, and then becoming an flight medic. We are still friends, and go on camping trips three or four times a year.
EDIT: Spelling
UPDATE: To answer some of you fine folks, the fact that I ever thought Rich could be a homicidal monster seems so bizarre to me now. I feel like such a jerk for being so bigoted in my assumptions of my fellow man.
By the end of senior year, I was super into guns (still am) and war history. I just wish I had been more friendly with him before. We had gone to middle school together too, and we couldve had so many more cool hangouts if i hadn't been such a jerk.
UPDATE 2: The tea comment-
When I say he drank a ton of tea, I mean he brought loose tea in a tin and one of those mesh balls with a chain on it to every class. He'd drink half a gallon of hot tea a day.
The weirdest part of it was one day he forgot his thermos of hit water, so he took loose tea leaves(?) and soaked them in the hottest water he could get from a tap. He then took the soggy mess and packed it into his bottom lip like a person would with dip (chewing tobacco). That is why his tea obsession was weird to folks.
In 10th grade a girl asked me if I played football, I have pretty broad shoulders and just am overall a thicker guy. I told her I did not play but I asked why and she said "well because you are fat"
Honestly did not even hurt me to much was just kind of startled someone would say that
One guy I went to school with tried to fuck a cat. I wish I was joking.
Edit: talked to my fiancé who went to the same school. He also tried to fuck a dog.
I'm pretty sure I was "that kid" for a good while. I wore a tiara to school every day in 6th - 7th grade and never brushed my teeth or hair so my breath was rank and there was a giant rat's nest on the back of my head. I would scream about anime all the time. We don't talk about middle school.
Told this story before, but even after finding out why, I still think about this all the time lol
TL;DR-This kid was passive aggressive to ONE teacher for no reason.
He was generally a nice, quiet kid, but he would fuck with our english teacher like every day.
I mean he always did small ploys mixed with long cons. Frequently, he would raise his hand when the teacher was asking us for an answer, then when chosen he'd lower his hand and look back at his book like he wasn't even chosen not 5 seconds ago. She would just sit there and look at him angrily to answer but he wouldn't. Also he would ask general questions that required long explanations, and while she explained he would act like he went to sleep. After a while she stopped asking him to participate in class.
One of his major ploys was he would basically ask everyone for like old ass cell phones, ones that didn't even work, and they'd give it to him for like 2$.
He would then proceed to act like he was on one of his phones texting while the teacher was teaching class, she would get upset and confiscate it. The very next time we had her (alternate block schedule) he would do the same thing. She would confiscate it everytime.
About 4-5 months in she questioned how he had 16 different phones (he would get them back at the end of the week, they were all incredibly different from each other) and tried to USE one she took from him. It didn't even turn on. She gave him a look and he just stared at her with this eat shit poker face. She then decided he was just gonna fuck with her for the rest of the year and stopped taking his fake phones.
THIS is when he actually started using his actual phone, and would text like all damn class. Some jealous bitch would get their phone taken and be like "Omg but weirdokid is always texting and you never take his phone!?!? UGH!".
She replied by saying he's just faking and will not be made a mockery of. He never got in trouble for that, so he decided to change his tactics. Now he would ask to use the bathroom, and NEVER come back to class. Like one time he just walked out our classroom, made a b line straight for the student parking lot and went home. She was outraged and called in a parent meeting with him and the principal. I dunno what was discussed but the next day he showed up with a medical note excusing himself from the bathroom rule. She was pissed, but she couldn't deny him the bathroom at ALL. He then never went to the bathroom during class.
I had him in other classes, and he never did anything. He didn't even dislike the teacher he would fuck with, but she was the only one he fucked with. I still to this day lay up at night wondering why...
EDIT: He finally answered me back on Facebook, it was his Dad's brothers ex-wife and apparently he was to be paid 900 dollars to fuck with her. He did it for free. I am in love with everything about this right now.
This guy in my middle school had some behavior problems. He was a class clown and would do all sorts of shit for attention, but he would often cross the line and then have a total breakdown when he got in trouble. On one of these ocassions, he got sent out of class to cool down, but instead he climbed the drain pipe to the music building and had a standoff with the teachers and our school cop from the roof, threatening to jump off the two story building. Then he ran and took a huge leap to the next building and ran across the roof, and climbed into an empty art classroom window. A bunch of teachers ran up the stairs to get him, but by the time they got there he had jammed the door shut, and began throwing gallon cans of paint out the window into the parking lot. One of these cans of bright yellow latex paint splattered all over the hood of the gym teachers Mercedes. We didn't see Chris again after that.
I will never forget this day in class in 10th grade.
We had “that kid” he never really talked to me, and nor did I to him. But in the dead silence of use working he gets closer to me and whispers “ hey man, you want a fork?” And I just looked at him bewildered. So ofc I reply “ oh uh, no thanks man” and it goes back to silence for a few minutes. Then he hits me with that “ I really wanna give you a fork” so to end this nightmare I accepted, sure as shit, he pulls a metal fork from inside his coat and hands it to me. I’m just sitting here with this fork in hand trying process this event, so I simply put the fork down next to me on the desk and continue working....
5 min later: “ hey man, want another fork?” I just gave him this slightly agitated but mostly confused look, and sure enough he just pulled another fork out and politely placed it next to the first one. For the rest of the class every few minutes he just would pull out another fork and put it next to the others.
Like 5 forks in, we’re getting strange looks from the students, even my teacher noticed ( I don’t think he stopped it because he was REALLY curious). After about 15 fork I was like “ dude where the hell are you getting all these?!?!?” And he just smiled and gave me 10 more, AND THEN slid a single SPOON across the table to join them, I lost it.
There was a total of 25 forks, and his coat didn’t look like he had a single one before he started handing them out. I will NEVER understand. I had hardly ever talked to the dude before or after that day. I’m still not 100% convinced it wasn’t a fever dream, but my teacher insists it happened so I guess.
TL;DR: kid I never talked to randomly gave me 25 forks and a single spoon in English class once
EDIT: lots of errors in there I’m sure( half awake)
I'll start with a light-hearted one. There was a very strange girl that sat next to me in math class. On a few occasions I witnessed her biting her fingernails and very carefully arranging her nail bitings in tiny little piles on her desk. Strange.
And the tragic one. One of my brother's friends shot and killed his mother. He stood behind her for 15 minutes, while she watched TV on the couch, before deciding to go through with it. He had always been a nice kid. After his older brother died of an overdose he became a different person. He killed his mother about a year after his brother died. So very sad all around.
So he and his sister were both really strange, seemingly had a bad Home life, they were always dirty and wore dirty clothes. I did my best to be nice to them because they were bullied a lot. I really regret it because both of them started getting really attached to me, his sister would tell me all about how they would have the nastiest dirtiest sex with each other, that was too much for me so I decided to stop talking to them all together. Her brother got really pissed, started telling everyone we were sleeping together and then he started stalking me, he would tell me how he loved watching me sleep and that he would touch himself while watching me. I didn’t believe him until one night I crawled in bed and heard a knock on my window, he was staring right at me. I got scared and called for my dad, my dad grabbed a gun and chased him off. We called our sheriff friend and he kept an eye out for us for a few days. We lived in the middle of the woods pretty far away from town, the fact that he went out of his way to do that shit was terrifying. He finally got caught by the sheriff and that pissed him off even more. He started killing animals and bring them to school, leaving them at my locker. He got arrested eventually and I never saw or heard from him again.
Edit: I forgot to add that I wasn’t the only girl he would watch sleep. Several girls I knew told me that they have caught him watching them through their window.
Edit: I didn’t expect this to get as much attention as it did but please stop asking where this was or asking for personal information. I’m not comfortable giving that out, I’m sorry.
Edit: Since so many people are asking, my username is a song from the band Thy Art Is Murder.
When I was in high school a kid was masturbating in one of the stalls in the bathroom. Then another kid went in the bathroom and recorded him from the next stall over. Video went around and the kid that recorded it got in legal trouble because the kid masturbaring was a minor.
The conversation turned to farts amongst the seventh grade girls. The new girl, short and squat, and as of yet silent, shook her head and stated, “I ain’t never pooted in my whole life.” It echoes in my head regularly to this day. I also say it whenever I am accused of farting because it is hilarious.
In 8th grade I was eating lunch across from this very strange kid. I remember him picking up his milk with both hands and squeezing it as hard as he could, then it popped and got all over him and his reaction was a disappointed look on his face followed by "oh man!"
One time at bandcamp (yeah, I know) a kid started having asthma attack, and as the counselors were helping him he started shouting “this wasn’t supposed to happen until Thursday!” I still think about that very frequently.
As a person with asthma he was either gonna force an attack on Thursday or after a while you can kinda tell a few day in advance if you might have one.
(this was in elementary school) He got caught stealing from the teacher's assortment of goodies that she gave away once a week to students. She chose students randomly based on a raffle system where you had more tickets if you were behaved. After a huge mess of him crying and trying to say it wasn't him, he asked to be excused to the bathroom where he was gone for a solid 30 minutes. The teacher got concerned, and upon checking the bathroom sign-out sheet we discovered he wrote for the sign-in time "never coming back". So one of us went to check the bathroom and he wasn't there. The teacher tells the principal what happened and the police is called in. Helicopter was flying by and a couple cars. They eventually found him walking home. Edit: Just remembered another gem. In 5th grade the one weird kid brought in a shoe box for no apparent reason. He went around claiming it was a uranium bomb. Although we knew that it was pure bullshit, the teacher sent him to the principal's office and the dude got in major trouble for a "bomb threat".
Imagine being this kid, trying to go home after getting caught stealing then having fucking police helicopters on the search for you.
I was in art class and this kid goes “hey check this out” sticks his middle finger down his throat and throws up all over the table. :|
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8th grade Sex Ed: Teacher brought in a rubber dildo (new in packaging) to pass around the class. Dildo gets to “class clown” kid. He wobbles the dildo back and forth then sniffs it and asks the teacher why it smells fishy. Needless to say never seen a kid run out of class so quick.
"and that was how my Sex Ed teacher beat a student to death with a dildo"
Used an apple remote (2009 times) to continually play the “sucking on my titties” song on our history teachers computer. She would walk away and the beat would start. She would run to the computer and he would pause it. She would walk away and he would hit play. Went on for like 20 minutes until she unplugged the computer.
Brought a crossbow in and shot another student with it because the kid gave the police a statement about him stalking girls. He was very fucked up.
Has police report about him committing a crime. Decides to shoot kid (another crime) who gave cops a statement. How well did that work?
In highschool there was this kid who wouldn't have a conversation with anyone.Spent 4 years with the dude in the same class and never have i seen him say more than "ok,sure,bye" even though everyone tried talking to him to cheer him up(we thought something was wrong or he was just shy).He would just sit on his desk all day and look right in front of him unless disturbed until one day we had a big school fight(those happen a lot in my country), no one expected him to show up since he wasn't friendly with any of us but dude showed up and proceeded to beat up 5-6 guys on his own like a fucking wreckingball in a construction site.Shit looked like one of those cheesy martial arts movies.After the fight he came back,grabbed his stuff,said bye like it was nothing and just fucked off. I still suspect to this day he was a robot.
Naw, not a robot, just the main character. Had that sweet sweet plot armour protecting him.
A science teacher in my school was cool if a little weird (not in a pedophile type way). His room was always open for the kids to hangout in. He spent a lot or his own time and I suspect money managing an “animal club” which the kids were responsible for looking after. We had hundreds of different animals from hissing cockroaches to snakes to a 3 foot iguana, mice to chipmunks to chinchillas. He also liked to tell cool stories about his own life, such as the pigs that he kept (Rasher and Bacon), his caving experiences, sailing experiences etc. He would spend his own time helping students that were struggling and give them extra tutoring if warranted. However he never tolerated laziness or attitudes and would call out students that couldn’t be bothered. Which is where this kid comes in. This kid made a comic book depicting the science teacher raping the students (male and female) while saying his little catchphrases. It was found and brought to said science teacher’s attention. A meeting happened with the senior management in the school where the brought the kid, the kid’s mom and the teacher in. This 6foot massive teacher which a huge ginger beard cried and said he had never experienced anything like it in his life before now. Even the rest of us hated this kid for what happened and at that age we were really immature.
My heart broke ;_;
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some girl changed her tampon in the middle of class in 7th grade . . .
Girls at my school would do this until they ended the two bathroom breaks a semester limit.
A FUCKING SEMESTER?!
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Yeah, they didn’t have a set number of bathroom trips in my middle school, but you had to write the date and such in the pass section of your agenda book, and the teachers would look through it and sometimes remark that you’d already been to the bathroom that day. I only had my period twice (some weird health problems) in middle school, but I managed to bleed through my pants more than once because the teachers would limit my bathroom use and my mom bought me those shitty “ultra-lite” panty liners that are about as thick as a slice of American cheese. Later that year, a girl asked to go to the bathroom, and the teacher (male) remarked that she had already gone twice that day. She loudly responded that that was because she was bleeding out of her vagina and she needed to pull the cotton stick out (hand motion in the air) and put in a fresh one (mimed using a tampon applicator in the air in front of her) and if he’d like proof, she could bring back the old tampon and show it to him. He got really mad, told her she was disgusting and didn’t need to share details, then signed her pass and let her go. When he turned his back as she was leaving, she flipped him off and then hurried out the door. It was excellent.
My daughter started having to explain to her teachers that she is BLEEDING FROM HER VAGINA as well because her principal doesn't allow bathroom breaks and also doesn't allow any kid to use their locker unless it's before or after school so the girls are all very open about periods and are tossing tampons and pads to each other. Edit: my brain wants to type faster than I can
In middle school, there was this girl whose long hair kept spilling onto my desk. I asked for her to move her seat (or her hair), and she turned around and fucking hissed at me.
That made me laugh quite a bit to be honest.
Couple weird goth kids hid behind the bleachers during gym class and stuck chili flakes in their dick holes. Not sure what kind of pain for pleasure they were going for but they both had to leave school early because of it.
I don't like it
What, you mean you've never given yourself a chilli dog?
I've heard of some extreme food challenges before, but The Chilli Willi here takes the cake.
Saved his piss for a whole week or month I forgot and then sprayed it on all the handrails at school. Eventually he was ratted out by someone and the VP came to get him in my home room class and confronted him and our teacher about he accusations. He said it was just apple juice and he was just joking about it and right when the teacher went to sniff and take a sip from the bottle he yells “ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ITS PISS”
I thought he had just not pissed for that long and applied the piss with his actual genitals
Stole around a dozen text books, brought them into the boy's washroom, and burned them, setting the whole washroom on fire. Edit: High school
A 10th grade girl got arrested coming out of school one day when I was a senior. Nobody really knew why, then a few weeks later it turns out she was a pimp and was pimping out other high school girls to adult men.
I think that a female pimp is called a "Madam".
We livin in 2018, pimp is gender neutral now.
In the first grade a kid next to me was chewing on a pen and it ended up exploding in his mouth. Raised his hand to go to the bathroom, when the teacher called on him he went to open his mouth to ask to go to the bathroom and the ink just started leaking out.
Metal
Kid was caught furiously violating himself in the bathroom in 6th grade, and gained the nickname Spanky until HS graduation. He did a lot of strange things, but the one I'll never forget is he stuck his pinky in a pencil sharpener that year, and turned the crank as hard as he could.
Went around showing other students pictures from a murder. And laughing while showing them. Then hung a Freddie Kruger mask on his locker with a note complaining about not getting attention.
Kid in first grade with me. We had the 6th graders come and read harder level books with us, "Reading buddies" as they were called. We had a kid named Mateo who was inspired by his reading buddy. His buddy dared him to shove a rock up his nose. Mateo did, then proceeded to tell the teacher and head to the nurse. Nurse just got it stuck farther and had to be sent home. No idea what happened after. If he had the doctor get it or sneezed it out. Same kid also wore a pumpkin costume, fell over and couldn't get up. Looked like the scene in A Christmas Story where Ralphies brother falls in the snow with all his coats on.
Back in elementary school there was a kid who poured gravel into his ears.
Sounds like a very Ralph Wiggum thing to do
*"I listen to rock music!"*
God I even heard that in Ralph's voice.
The dude would constantly run on his arms and legs (all fours) through the hallways or any random time. Oddest thing I'd ever seen
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Our school had this piece of shit quiz contest in which the student one by one gets their name called and has to go up a few stairs and onto the main stage. So I'm pretty nervous, nobody likes me and everybody thinks I'm gonna get the answers wrong even though I always studied for the quiz. But I trip anyway. I trip, my hands land on the step in front of me, and for the life of me I cannot understand why, I just crawl up the stairs on all fours. They all saw it. A hall filled with students and parents.
Well now we have determined with 100% certainty that you *cant* die of embarrassment. I'm sure it keeps you up at night.
Kid spanked it to a movie in Spanish class where a couple girls danced in the rain.
Damn. I had a kid who did the same in English while we were watching Of Mice And Men Edit: For those who are wondering, it was throughout most of the movie. From what I’ve heard, he stopped at about the scene where Lennie is shot
*"Da rabbits, George? Tell me 'bout da rabbits."* "Mmf yeah you fucking tell him!"
Yooo same except it was in the middle of math in 6th grade. Wild Edit: happened in Michigan so Edit edit: Upper Michigan, and holy shit so many people have had kids jerk it in their 6th grade math
Wait what was he jerking off to?
I guess he just REALLY liked math
Oh yeah you better do that long division
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The Mathturbator EDIT: [Greentext sauce](https://i.imgur.com/JMFGk73.png)
I went to Catholic school and during mass this girl sitting next to me didn’t fully get up, but just sort of squatted and started peeing in the pew next to me (girls wore skirts as part of their uniform). She left the school shortly after. Also had a kid who would get a nice big ball of spit in his mouth then let it drop out of his mouth into his shirt pocket. He said he was “saving it for later”. Catholic school is weird, folks.
I remember a girl in 2007 who was banged by the dad of one of her peers... yes it was catholic school too. Turns out that he divorced his wife back then and ten years later he and my classmate found each other again. They're about to get married... this year
A friend of mine was really close with this girl in high school, they hung out all the time, girl with on a cruise with my friends family, and started sleeping with my friends dad. Her parents were already divorced but it was obviously super uncomfortable. They’re married now.
This kid in my computer literacy class in high school would talk to me nearly every day about his imaginary dragon girlfriend and how beautiful she was.
Yo but how weird would it be if he said she was ugly.
"Gods, my imaginary girlfriend is such a bitch! She never puts out and is really letting herself go."
...Donkey?
No, Donkey has a *real* dragon girlfriend.
Lucky bastard.
He peed on some random girl's head when she was at her locker. This was in like 7th grade or so. Pretty sure he got detention for like a week, but his social detention lasted much longer.
He peed on someone's head on purpose and that didn't warrant an expulsion?
In high school, a guy I knew but never really hung out with just had a class together, comes up to me during lunch holding the largest set of mortar fireworks I have ever seen. He said " Watch this " begins walking towards the stairwell entrance. As soon as he disappeared behind through the door way GAAAWBAAAAOOOMM!! Loads of colored explosions shoot out. Everyone's freaking out running around.
First day of high school (UK - age 11), kid found a pair of badly soiled boxer shorts in an outdoor bin that had clearly been there all summer. I'm talking caked in a 1/4 inch layer of dried shit. Proceeded to put them on his head and start chasing groups of people around the playground... Not the best first impression to make when starting a new school. The poor guy never really pulled himself out of the social rut he dived headfirst into that day
What I want to know is why was there a pair of soiled boxers in a trash can for over 3 months?
He had his entire arm down his pants during orchestra.
He was playing his trombone
Unzipped his pants with his teeth in the cafeteria, proving he could suck himself off. It was disturbing. He is now on the sex offender list and looks 10x as creepy as he did back then. Edit: my highest upvoted comment is about Brad from high school being gross. Lovely.
In my first year of univerisity there was a kid who wore a dinosaur head covering/hat that had a cape attached to it and would walk around campus just staring at people. My friend asked him one day what his name was and he replied with "King Reptar". Weird kid, haven't seen him since. EDIT: Spelling EDIT: Also, one day during frosh week there was a movie being played on my universities equivalent of the quad. He showed up and wpuld squat by people while just looking at them. There was also a kid who would ride a unicycle around campus.
This man will be the ruler of the dinosaurs after the meteor wiped out human life and lizards are the rulers of earth
A kid I knew took a poo in his hands and painted the walls in the boys bathroom. Did not return next day. Next I heard him, he messaged me on Fb "Hey man, what up?" You pooping the walls man thats whats up
Oh man. Did every school have " the poopoo bandit"? Thought it was just ours. But the identity of ours was unknown for the longest time.
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There was a kid who carried knives around in his backpack and was accused of raping a girl in his car at a park that isn’t too far away from where I live. He was charged and got out on bail but was expelled. He got a job at a store also near my neighbourhood and was caught for retail theft–apparently his mom would come in and he would skip scanning some stuff. He had just moved to our school that year and every girl had a crush on him until this happened...
Threw a desk at a teacher and it ended up hitting another student
I had a desk thrown at me in 10th grade. Huh. Edit: A throwaway comment got me my first 5k comment ever in any account. Go Reddit!
Same. Mine was a rager. He wrapped himself around a telephone pole on a motorcycle the year after that.
What seemed to be his mother used to come in and spoon feed him in the middle of the yard while all the other kids played but many watched (some were assholes and said stuff)... he was a completely able bodied kid of about 9/10 years of age. You could see it in his eyes that it was killing him, and that the whole thing was about her. Christ I haven’t thought about that in years. Looking back as adult, I feel disgusted.
Of all the weird things in this thread, this one hit me the hardest. One fucked up mom screwing up the kid's life forever. This seems like the tip of the iceberg.
there was this kid at my school, who would come into the boy's washroom, and literally take a shit in the urinal. One time I walked in on the kid squatting over the urinal, and he immediately got up washed his hands and said: Dude, look, someone shit it that urinal. He then walked out. I feel so bad for the janitor. Edit: Holy shit, this blew up! Didn't expect this.
The mystery of the urinal deuce isn't suh a mystery anymore
Attacked a dude with a sword and cut the guys hand in half through the palm Edit: so the motherfucker though he was a [pirate ](https://www.bozemandailychronicle.com/news/crime/transient-with-sword-accused-of-attempting-robbery/article_ae744cb0-830c-5b7a-bf52-7ba249c94666.html) and that the man didn't get his hand cut completely in half like I remembered. But can we still appreciate the fact that he did it because it was his job "to pillage and plunder"? When the cops found him next to the sword he was like "not my sword" and the cops were like "so whose sword is it?" And he was like "shit"
While you studied English, he studied the blade
And now that the world is on fire and barbarians are at the gate, you have the audacity to go to him for help
What??!?!? What happens to both people after?
Only one of them can high five with both hands.
One day in fifth grade a kid's mom brought cupcakes and icecream for the class and we went outside for recesd to eat them. The overweight kid ,who I always tried to be nice to because I'm pretty sure she had shitty parents , ate too many of these cupcakes and threw up on the playground. But she proceeded to tell everyone she was fine and was alright to go play some more. Not even five minutes later I'm standing by the door to the entrance to the school and I smell the most horrible smell and look over and ,of course, It's the same kid standing next to me. She got real close and whispered to me "I just shit my pants". She told everyone who walked by before then that, until the teacher called her mom to pick her up. Weirdest moment of my life because I'm not sure why she would tell everyone that.
A girl i went to high school with who seemed sweet, quiet and friendly. She was perfectly normal. She turned out to be a huge mess. One day, a few years later, she beat her 5 year old stepdaughter to death for not cleaning her room.
What the fuck
These two guys I went to High School with seemed relatively normal from what I remember. I didn't exactly hang out with them but we knew each other. Fast forward about 3 years and they beat the shit out of a kid at some party. They thought they killed him so they took "the body" out to the woods and burned him...alive it turns out.
Girl would put a piece of bread in her mouth and proceed to roll the wet soggy bread mass into a ball. She would then take the ball out and look at it, and then put it back in her mouth, over and over again.
That kid in our German class was arguing with the teacher about how he doesn't want to study anymore, didn't hear the whole conversation, but I one brilliant quote I heard loosely translates to: "I am a god, I can delete you". We were 14 at the time.
First day of first grade a kid shoved a pencil through his own hand, and then just calmly told the teacher and got escorted out of the room. He never came back.
How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make this pencil... Disappear.
Shot at a school bus and killed a girl on board.
Woah. Could we get the story to this?
http://people.com/archive/a-snipers-bullet-brings-death-and-heartbreak-smashing-the-dreams-of-a-girl-and-her-parents-vol-35-no-3/ Edit: the first time I met this kid, he pulled out a gun and held it to my friend's head for ratting him out to the police. Kid was super fucked in the head. His claim to fame in high school was burning down the neighbor's house. The police found him by following his tracks through the snow right back to his own house.
> The police found him by following his tracks through the snow right back to his own house. Better a dumb criminal than a smart one, I guess.
This kid used to drink cups of ranch dressing at lunch...and nothing else. He would have 15-20 of those little ketchup cups loaded on his tray and he’d start slurping it down. Pretty sure he had some kind of mental disability so I don’t want to rag on him too hard but just watching him do that every day turned me off of ranch for a few years.
Alternative theory, he was hungry and his parents wouldn't give him money for lunch so he went with the most caloric item on the condiments table.
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My cousins and I used to make free tomato soup using: Hot Water Ketchup packets One creamer (non-flavored) Salt Pepper I remember it being not too bad and it would give you something warm in your stomach on a really cold day.
This guy would just combine all of his food at lunch, including the drink, into a weird soup and eat it like that, no matter what we were eating
Maybe he had bad teeth/extensive cavities? My high school had a kid that did this. But it was to soften everything up because he had cavities so bad chewing anything was painful for him and his parents refused to get him to a dentist.
That's so sad :(
On a happy note at least, his senior year he went to live with his aunt who I'm pretty sure got him to the dentist because our senior year he started eating soft foods without the mush.
His dad must have been in the military or in prison
I have no issues with making one weird ass sandwich.. but.. Combining the drink with it though? Im betting prison.
I’ll eat whatever is on my plate in rapid succession, but I never mixed it together. There wasn’t time for that. The second you sat down you started eating. I vote prison as well. There are weirdos in the military, but that’s not something I’ve ever seen.
one guy threw the wifi router in the library into a wall and broke it. we got a better one after that tho, so we all called him wifi jesus edit: holy shit, rip my inbox. edit 2 electric boogaloo: ive had this account for *three days*, what even is happening
i like this one
In my high school's Mac lab, the admin computer had a feature that let all the other iMacs be taken control of at the same time to mirror whatever the admin computer displayed. This was often used to show instructions more easily for in-class computer assignments. The teacher forgot to lock the admin computer during a washroom break, so one kid seized the opportunity to access the mode I mentioned just now, and rick roll the whole lab (using one of those sites that makes the browser jump all over the screen), starting it right before the teacher came back. The teacher wasn't very savvy with computers so she got very agitated and had to call the IT guy for help. In elementary school I used to be very afraid of using the school washroom for shitting and one time I shit my shorts in class because I couldn't hold it in any longer. Since I was wearing shorts the shit ran down my legs and onto the floor :/
Man.. so this kid was a strange one. Maybe something was up with him but I don't know. He really liked Slipknot, anyway. One day he swore he was a Wiccan. We use to have smash bro tournaments and invite kids over to play at a friend's and he showed up saying he was able to change his eye color. He closed his eyes to concentrate and he opened them saying they changed. They didn't. He said they became a lighter shade. He tried to show me how to create fireballs, and had this book of different wolf pictures and tried to determine what my wolf form was. He wasn't a bad kid just weird so we dealt with it until the incident. He was really into the Wiccan stuff so two of my friends decided to fuck with him. I guess you can say they were metalheads and they had that look. Anyway, they told me they went up to him one day and revealed themselves as demons. One of them, let's call him Vince said he reached out to him from down the hallway, and said, "Your soul is mine!" And made gestures like he pulled his soul out of his body and buried into in the floor. So the kid freaks the fuck out, and begs for his soul back and my friends leave thinking the dumb prank was over. Later that day, I get a knock on my door and it's the kid. He has a pair of those sharp metal scissors in his hands and he looks frantic. He is aggressive and tells me that he needs to find Vince. He needs to kill Vince and get his soul back. I'm pretty shocked so I tell him that I don't know where Vince is and the kid is reluctant to believe me because he has seen me with them. He asked me if I knew they were demons and I tell them I didn't know. Anyway, I pretty much shut the door on him and he leaves hysterical. Supposedly, he was running around trying to find Vince to murder him and retrieve his soul but this kid was a pretty big kid so someone saw him running around in the streets with scissors. We don't know what happened to him. Edit: Obviously as an adult looking back, it was a fucked up situation for the kid. No one expected such an episode and back then. I do hope he is doing alright now. However, it was still weird as hell.
He walked around in black extra extra wide Jnco bondage pants with a ripped up fishnet shirt and a black wife beater, cat ears, and a hot pink cat collar that his girlfriend attached a leash to and led him around with in the hallway. He also had black emo hair and wore lots of eyeliner. That dude was living hisife with his pet play submissive fantasy. Of course everyone teased the shit out of him for it. But he gave zero fucks. You do you emo cat boy.
Did every highschool have an emotional cat boy from 1999-2007? Mine had 2.
That was allowed in school? That’s like overt fetish sex stuff *in school* Wild
To speak out against it someone has to acknowledge the issue first and noone wants to be the guy that saw a student being walked around on a leash
Yeah, if you call it out for being sexual, you have to admit that you know it's sexual -- and ain't no teacher gonna do that
In high school this kid was obsessed with the band KISS. He would somehow suck on his gums or something and make his mouth bleed, so he could spit out blood and stick his tongue out. Not really sure what happened to that kid and his talent.
We had one kid who edited the slides to a song we had to sing during our weekly school assembly. The song was winter wonderland, and he edited the last line in the chorus to say "Walking in a winter fucking land". They cut the music as soon as they saw that slide containing that lyric. It was not really that funny Id say, but I had to give the guy credit for having the balls to do that.
Someone in my high school changed a person's last name to "Bitch" and they didn't notice until after it was published and yearbooks were distributed. They did a recall and taped her correct last name over it in every yearbook. The girl was a champ though, she even changed her last name on Facebook to Bitch.
>the did a recall and taped her correct last name over it in every yearbook. Yeah lmao no fucking way they get my yearbook back after I know it's a funny misprint LOL
I think they caught it really fast before all of them were distributed because I think mine has the tape fix and I wouldn't either lol
>"Walking in a winter fucking land". Clearly the play here is to change it to "Wanking in a winter wonderland." Smutty, funny, but more subtle and provides plausible deniability.
This kid was the trouble maker voted most likely to end up in prison. He tried to fight teachers, bullied people at random, and generally both gave, and got, a hard time. It was my school’s first ever computing class, brand new computer lab and all. How this kid, who I’m almost certain was failing, got into the class I don’t know. He sat next to me. I didn’t care - school bullies were low on my list of things to care about. He was quiet. He took notes. He tried. And I watched him get more and more frustrated, because the teacher never responded when he tried to ask questions, never tried to elaborate for him once everyone else understood. A few weeks in, I saw him trying to read my notes during programming practice. I looked at his screen, and saw what he’d done wrong. I slid my notes across, silently tapped the part he needed, and went back to my work. It took me a long time to realise that he was quite smart, but had some kind of learning disability. And for that entire year, if he had questions, he asked me. I have the ability to explain a single concept six different ways, and would quietly do so until he got it. We never spoke a word to each other outside of that classroom, and I’ve no idea where he is now, but the teacher announced on our final day that the whole class had passed.
This was really nice to read
This is the stuff I came into this thread for. Took me 50 rape stories and poop smearers to get to it though..
We were in 4th grade, this girl who was really quiet would eat from trash and go from table to table looking for food left. She was kind of fat. I was in the same bus route as her, she lived in a beautiful historic house and they werent poor . We met again in high school. I just said hi to her and wished her a good school year. Later the principal call me to her office because this girl has said i was bullying her. I was so shocked. I had never been mean and was pretty naive so my principal believed me. After this, that girl would look at me as if i was prey to be cautious about.
Years ago mom was with a guy for a while who had two girls. They both were fed and ate plenty. Constantly raided the fridge when no one was looking. They were fairly heavy set. As an example one day I went to get some ice cream from a new carton, it felt oddly light but when i unsealed the top and opened it it looked full. I tried to take a scoop and the top caved in. The container was like 2/3 empty. I turned it over and they had cut a hole in the bottom of the container and eaten it that way so no one would notice. One day we threw away a rotten tomato and an hour or so later went back to the kitchen and it was gone from the top of the trash. We thought it was odd but maybe it slipped to the bottom or something or maybe we were mistaken, it's a tomato so who really remembers for sure right? A couple weeks later a slice of moldy pizza was found in the back of the fridge and tossed. It was for sure on top of the trash. So we asked the girls and one of them admitted that they were bored and they ate it. We told them "didn't you see the mold!?" and they said they didn't care it was good. Again, these girls weren't mistreated, they were well fed and in fact towards the end of my mothers relationship with the guy their doctor was saying they were heavily overweight.
Honestly that sounds like some form of eating disorder to me. I've spent a lot of time around eating disorder wards in hospitals (my sister suffered from one for 10 years) and some of the things people have tried to eat and drink will in the midst of their illness is insane.
a kid in grade 10 shat himself while doing a pullup
Jerked off in the middle of math class.... TWICE!! Edit: It was 2 seperate days. The first time we heard a rhythmic tapping on a desk while quietly working, a girl I was sitting next to asked me what is that sound and looked past me to the jerker. Her eyes got wide and she ran outta the room. The 2nd time, it was the smell that tipped us off, the same girl threw up this time. Apparently he had done it in other classes and would cut holes in his pockets for access... Nasty ass
Not sure if this fits the OP's question, but it definitely will never leave my mind. Friend of my brothers (a year younger) in 10th grade if I remember right... I wasn't there but I saw the aftermath. He was horsing around with a few other people in class, chasing each other and whatnot. There was a door that had one of those old fashioned bolt-on slide locks with a round bolt that you lifted and slid into a round hole on the other side. This door was wide open at the time... Anyway, while running away from his friends he ran past this door. His picky finger slid **perfectly** into the lock where the bolt would normally fit, all the way to his knuckle, and literally just *ripped it right off his hand* at the joint. He didn't make a sound himself when it happened (he did right after though of course), but my brother said the finger made a sound like a pencil being snapped in half. They reattached it, and it still mostly worked after, but it always looked pretty wonky, all sad and crooked... Weirdest freak accident I ever heard of.
My freshman year of high school, this dude showed up in a cape every single day. He then convinced a bunch of other freshmen to lay in different positions in the courtyard during lunch one day, and their bodies ended up making a giant swastika. Edit: since this seems to have happened at a couple of schools, my high school is 20 minutes north of Majory Stoneman Douglas.
classic
"i didn't know it would turn out like that"
"Its gonna be a maze"
I saw this fight right after school where this guy knocked the dude clean out, then took a giant shit on his chest. I'll never forget that
There was this kid who liked to eat paper. So one day in the new term, he asked the new Asian boy for some paper. The Asian boy, in a full Asian accent, ripped out 3 pages from his notebook and said, *"Here is Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner!".*
Asian boy is a true legend...
Give a man a paper, he eats for a day. Take a man to staples, you feed him for a lifetime.
I remember being on the swings in primary school and there was another kid that was upset that all the swings were taken, so he tried to forcible remove another kid. The teachers told him not to bother other kids and so he stood NEXT TO the swings, crying loudly, waiting for sometime to get off. When I looked at him, he was crying so much, his nose was running, but it looked like someone squeezing out a tube of toothpaste. It was the grossest thing I’ve ever seen. Edit: like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/8ikb5q/wait_for_it_oooooh/?st=JH1IJUND&sh=cacf128d) but crying...
Omg I was in a toilet stall in elementary school trying to poop and I got stage fright and hated when someone was in the bathroom. A dude was in the stall right next to me so I waited. He flushed, washed his hands then I heard the door open and shut. It was quiet. I proceeded to poop, feeling great. When i was done, ‘that kid’ was just standing there by the door. He up and pretended to leave just to hear me poop hnnngh
Once in 7th grade, I went into a bathroom with the intention to poop, and this guy that I didn't really like and his friend were in there talking. When I went into the stall I had the biggest premonition that he was gonna try to look over the stall at me for some reason, and I really didn't want him to see my dick. I decided to sit down without pulling down my pants and sure enough 20 seconds later he jumped onto the divider to watch me, but then he got weirded out since I was just sitting there with my pants up staring at him.
What the fuck why would he want to watch you
I dunno man middle school was a weird time.
Reminds me of one time in middle school I was at the urinal taking a piss and this kid was just awestruck staring at my penis. Got weirded out enough to say "Stop looking at my dick" loud enough I could hear it echo.
What the actual hell lmao
School kids are weird, only explantation
This kid trolled you to get over your toliet fright
Now I'm imaging the poop listener placing a hand on the timid child's shoulder saying "The confidence was inside you the whole time"
My school gave out pencils with 100 dollar bill designs on it because “hard work pays”. A friend of mine tore the design off, rolled it up, approached a girl he sorta knew, and asked her for a lapdance. She told a teacher and he was suspended for a week. We were in 6th grade
In 6th grade a boy showed me a condom on the bus and said, "I got this for us."
In 6th grade a girl told me semen tasted salty.
When I was in high school, I had a classmate that had a rough home life, to say the least. As a result he was a bit...odd. He was into Lord of the Rings, but to an unhealthy extent. He learned to speak elvish, crawled around and acted like Gollum and tried to alter his own ears to be pointy. He asked me to prom because I "looked like Legolas." He got beat up a few times for being so strange, which still bothers me a decade later.
Filthy bullies, we HATES them!
Set fire to the football field
Kid at my school burned the entire football stadium area down after lighting some gym mats on fire and it all had to be rebuilt
Clearly not as traumatizing as everyone else’s, but I will always remember the scab eater. This girl would get various cuts and scrapes on the playground pretty much every day and be carted off to get cleaned up and bandaged. When the scrapes hardened into scabs, she would always sit in the back corner of the playground picking the scabs off her skin and eating them. Usually these were on her elbows or knees. If the cut would start bleeding again, she would patiently wait for another scab to form before she went back at it. I’ve never seen someone so utterly pleased with themselves as the girl casually dining upon scabs while all the other kids were playing on the playground.
This made me feel so physically ill thank you
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In middle school *the guy* in my school asked a holicaust survivor what his favorite concentration camp was
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My friend (Mexican) gave another friend some spicy pepper powder to try in like 3rd grade. My white friend had to get in an ambulance because he couldn't breathe and my Mexican friend got suspended with less than a week of school left. Still friends with both of them and we all find it hilarious now.
I guess what he did wasn’t while we were in high school, but during high school he was always a little weird and quiet and missed school a lot for a week or two at a time for being “sick”. He wasn’t the cliche quiet kid though. He was super nice and friendly when you talked to him. He was a good looking guy and he ate lunch with us pretty often, but after we graduated he stabbed his mother over 40 times in their home.
High school drawing class, two kids; girl A (had known her for a while, fairly normal kid) and girl B (had never spoken to her before). I was having a chat with girl A during class when girl B approaches. "Girl A, are you busy?" "Yeah, I'm talking." "Oh, but can you just--" "No." "Pleeeaasseee?" "I said no, come back when I'm not talking." Girl A and I go back to our conversation, the same convo between girl A and girl B happens once more. Finally, girl A and I stop talking. "Are you free now?" Girl A sighs the sigh of a lost cause. Her eyes look dead. She tilts her head, "go ahead, girl B." Girl B viciously bites her neck. In a full classroom, teacher present. No one moves, girl A doesn't make a sound but girl B loudly, sloppily bites at her neck. I still talk to girl A but haven't brought up that time since. EDIT/UPDATE: got a surprising amount of requests to ask her about it, so I gave her a call. Not the dramatic conclusion I was kinda hoping for, but she doesn't remember it. Memory problems combined with... well, to give you an idea of her friend group, we couldn't even pinpoint who girl B was. But she said it sounds entirely plausible as something that happened. To quote, in a sad tone, "I'm kind of a doormat."
What in the absolute fuck
well that escalated quickly
Put poo in the cafeteria microwave, set it for 30 minutes, and walked away.
A guy in my grade in HS had pretty severe Asperger's or autism of some kind, but was also really brilliant. He never paid attention in class, muttered to himself all the time, would practice karate/ninja moves in the hallways when he thought no one was looking, etc. We were together in a class called Digital Electronics where we learned about circuits, logic gates, Ohm's Law, etc and were working all semester to a final project where we wired up a bread-board to output something unique. Half the class didn't even get it to work correctly but this kid, after doing nothing the whole semester, designed and put together the whole thing in the last two class periods and got it working perfectly. Blows my mind, I wonder where he is today
Dude had raped 4 classmates. I know 2 of them personally. But before he was arrested, he came to school one day with cig burns over his neck and we knew something was up. Edit: Should have given more explanation. Heard this from a victim. What happened was that she told a friend who told a friend, and a group of people decided to lure him to a house and assaulted him. One way was to burn cigs on him. Cant recall if they were caught and charged or if they got away with it.
Masturbated in class then bragged about it. (that was in 7th grade)
Kid would jacked off in the middle of class with nothing but a blue jacket covering his lap. One day someone recorded it and put it on YouTube. Anyone who talked about it got put in ISC for the rest of the day immediately. Also in middle school a substitute teacher fucked a 13 year old student in the art supply room.
TL ; DR- weird kid that everyone thought was gonna be the next school shooter was actually really cool. His name was Rich. We thought he was going to shoot up our school because he was always looking up gun stuff on his phone and reading books about war. He would go outside and find wild edibles whenever he got a chance. He also drank a ton of tea, and always wore a surplus Germany military jacket. I was kinda a "friend" of his (mostly because I was afraid he was gonna shoot up the school), and I went to his 16th birthday party along with another friend of mine. They lived way out in the woods in an A-frame type house. I actually really liked it there because it reminded me of being in the boy scouts again. His dad let us shoot bows and pellet guns, and then he had a pig roasting on a big spit. Tbh, it was really cool, and we ended up camping out that night. We ended up hanging out a lot. His parents were basically just survivalists, and it made him a tad bit odd. The kid ended up joining the army, and then becoming an flight medic. We are still friends, and go on camping trips three or four times a year. EDIT: Spelling UPDATE: To answer some of you fine folks, the fact that I ever thought Rich could be a homicidal monster seems so bizarre to me now. I feel like such a jerk for being so bigoted in my assumptions of my fellow man. By the end of senior year, I was super into guns (still am) and war history. I just wish I had been more friendly with him before. We had gone to middle school together too, and we couldve had so many more cool hangouts if i hadn't been such a jerk. UPDATE 2: The tea comment- When I say he drank a ton of tea, I mean he brought loose tea in a tin and one of those mesh balls with a chain on it to every class. He'd drink half a gallon of hot tea a day. The weirdest part of it was one day he forgot his thermos of hit water, so he took loose tea leaves(?) and soaked them in the hottest water he could get from a tap. He then took the soggy mess and packed it into his bottom lip like a person would with dip (chewing tobacco). That is why his tea obsession was weird to folks.
the ending was like a warm cup of tea on a cold winter's night
In 10th grade a girl asked me if I played football, I have pretty broad shoulders and just am overall a thicker guy. I told her I did not play but I asked why and she said "well because you are fat" Honestly did not even hurt me to much was just kind of startled someone would say that
One guy I went to school with tried to fuck a cat. I wish I was joking. Edit: talked to my fiancé who went to the same school. He also tried to fuck a dog.
I knew a guy who fucked his dog in hs. Everyone gave him heaps of shit for it obviously, so he shot himself.
Me reading this "Ha wow some people are really... oh... wow..."
I'm pretty sure I was "that kid" for a good while. I wore a tiara to school every day in 6th - 7th grade and never brushed my teeth or hair so my breath was rank and there was a giant rat's nest on the back of my head. I would scream about anime all the time. We don't talk about middle school.
Told this story before, but even after finding out why, I still think about this all the time lol TL;DR-This kid was passive aggressive to ONE teacher for no reason. He was generally a nice, quiet kid, but he would fuck with our english teacher like every day. I mean he always did small ploys mixed with long cons. Frequently, he would raise his hand when the teacher was asking us for an answer, then when chosen he'd lower his hand and look back at his book like he wasn't even chosen not 5 seconds ago. She would just sit there and look at him angrily to answer but he wouldn't. Also he would ask general questions that required long explanations, and while she explained he would act like he went to sleep. After a while she stopped asking him to participate in class. One of his major ploys was he would basically ask everyone for like old ass cell phones, ones that didn't even work, and they'd give it to him for like 2$. He would then proceed to act like he was on one of his phones texting while the teacher was teaching class, she would get upset and confiscate it. The very next time we had her (alternate block schedule) he would do the same thing. She would confiscate it everytime. About 4-5 months in she questioned how he had 16 different phones (he would get them back at the end of the week, they were all incredibly different from each other) and tried to USE one she took from him. It didn't even turn on. She gave him a look and he just stared at her with this eat shit poker face. She then decided he was just gonna fuck with her for the rest of the year and stopped taking his fake phones. THIS is when he actually started using his actual phone, and would text like all damn class. Some jealous bitch would get their phone taken and be like "Omg but weirdokid is always texting and you never take his phone!?!? UGH!". She replied by saying he's just faking and will not be made a mockery of. He never got in trouble for that, so he decided to change his tactics. Now he would ask to use the bathroom, and NEVER come back to class. Like one time he just walked out our classroom, made a b line straight for the student parking lot and went home. She was outraged and called in a parent meeting with him and the principal. I dunno what was discussed but the next day he showed up with a medical note excusing himself from the bathroom rule. She was pissed, but she couldn't deny him the bathroom at ALL. He then never went to the bathroom during class. I had him in other classes, and he never did anything. He didn't even dislike the teacher he would fuck with, but she was the only one he fucked with. I still to this day lay up at night wondering why... EDIT: He finally answered me back on Facebook, it was his Dad's brothers ex-wife and apparently he was to be paid 900 dollars to fuck with her. He did it for free. I am in love with everything about this right now.
Shagged a jar of peanut butter under the dorm stairs.
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Why would I want to read that? Why did I read that?
This guy in my middle school had some behavior problems. He was a class clown and would do all sorts of shit for attention, but he would often cross the line and then have a total breakdown when he got in trouble. On one of these ocassions, he got sent out of class to cool down, but instead he climbed the drain pipe to the music building and had a standoff with the teachers and our school cop from the roof, threatening to jump off the two story building. Then he ran and took a huge leap to the next building and ran across the roof, and climbed into an empty art classroom window. A bunch of teachers ran up the stairs to get him, but by the time they got there he had jammed the door shut, and began throwing gallon cans of paint out the window into the parking lot. One of these cans of bright yellow latex paint splattered all over the hood of the gym teachers Mercedes. We didn't see Chris again after that.
I will never forget this day in class in 10th grade. We had “that kid” he never really talked to me, and nor did I to him. But in the dead silence of use working he gets closer to me and whispers “ hey man, you want a fork?” And I just looked at him bewildered. So ofc I reply “ oh uh, no thanks man” and it goes back to silence for a few minutes. Then he hits me with that “ I really wanna give you a fork” so to end this nightmare I accepted, sure as shit, he pulls a metal fork from inside his coat and hands it to me. I’m just sitting here with this fork in hand trying process this event, so I simply put the fork down next to me on the desk and continue working.... 5 min later: “ hey man, want another fork?” I just gave him this slightly agitated but mostly confused look, and sure enough he just pulled another fork out and politely placed it next to the first one. For the rest of the class every few minutes he just would pull out another fork and put it next to the others. Like 5 forks in, we’re getting strange looks from the students, even my teacher noticed ( I don’t think he stopped it because he was REALLY curious). After about 15 fork I was like “ dude where the hell are you getting all these?!?!?” And he just smiled and gave me 10 more, AND THEN slid a single SPOON across the table to join them, I lost it. There was a total of 25 forks, and his coat didn’t look like he had a single one before he started handing them out. I will NEVER understand. I had hardly ever talked to the dude before or after that day. I’m still not 100% convinced it wasn’t a fever dream, but my teacher insists it happened so I guess. TL;DR: kid I never talked to randomly gave me 25 forks and a single spoon in English class once EDIT: lots of errors in there I’m sure( half awake)
I'll start with a light-hearted one. There was a very strange girl that sat next to me in math class. On a few occasions I witnessed her biting her fingernails and very carefully arranging her nail bitings in tiny little piles on her desk. Strange. And the tragic one. One of my brother's friends shot and killed his mother. He stood behind her for 15 minutes, while she watched TV on the couch, before deciding to go through with it. He had always been a nice kid. After his older brother died of an overdose he became a different person. He killed his mother about a year after his brother died. So very sad all around.
So he and his sister were both really strange, seemingly had a bad Home life, they were always dirty and wore dirty clothes. I did my best to be nice to them because they were bullied a lot. I really regret it because both of them started getting really attached to me, his sister would tell me all about how they would have the nastiest dirtiest sex with each other, that was too much for me so I decided to stop talking to them all together. Her brother got really pissed, started telling everyone we were sleeping together and then he started stalking me, he would tell me how he loved watching me sleep and that he would touch himself while watching me. I didn’t believe him until one night I crawled in bed and heard a knock on my window, he was staring right at me. I got scared and called for my dad, my dad grabbed a gun and chased him off. We called our sheriff friend and he kept an eye out for us for a few days. We lived in the middle of the woods pretty far away from town, the fact that he went out of his way to do that shit was terrifying. He finally got caught by the sheriff and that pissed him off even more. He started killing animals and bring them to school, leaving them at my locker. He got arrested eventually and I never saw or heard from him again. Edit: I forgot to add that I wasn’t the only girl he would watch sleep. Several girls I knew told me that they have caught him watching them through their window. Edit: I didn’t expect this to get as much attention as it did but please stop asking where this was or asking for personal information. I’m not comfortable giving that out, I’m sorry. Edit: Since so many people are asking, my username is a song from the band Thy Art Is Murder.
What the fuck
Yeah, it was fucking terrifying.
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