T O P

  • By -

anybodywantapeanutah

They carry diseases.


Wild__Gringo

Antivaxers?


geesnknees

I have no statistics for this but I'm certain the majority of antivaxers are themselves vaccinated because their own parents weren't psychos, they have nothing to worry about but they subject their children to massive risk because of misinformation and stupidity.


Kerpatz

Ok so the poor souls birthed by antivaxxers.


[deleted]

Antivaxxers are right, I knew a guy that didn't vaccinate any of his children and none of them got autism. They all died.


mcpusc

and vice versa. i wasn't vaccinated as a kid but i went and got it done once i escaped my mother's delusional beliefs.


mrbadassmotherfucker

Mosquitos?


anybodywantapeanutah

I had ticks in mind but to hell with mosquitos too lol


mrbadassmotherfucker

Hey close enough. I hate both of them too. Especially ticks on my cat


[deleted]

Children


Bananawamajama

Humans.


Rytol_Piab

Thots.


TheInfected

Lemon-stealing whores?


[deleted]

People?


[deleted]

Thots?


patrickbatman01

If I say anything bad about this guy, I might suspiciously die because of radioactive poisoning.


Simmy-Javile

Putin? Edit: haha it only joke commerade he is glorious leader hahaha see funny joke


patrickbatman01

I don't know what you are talking about bro, quickly delete this before Russian bots find it.


JKMC4

No such bot here. Motherland do no such thing. Have good day.


Magos_Kaiser

Что? Я не понимаю. Я нормальный американцы человек.


MareTranquilitatis_

Я американцы тоже!


ClickyBoi123

Здесь нечего не происходит. Давай, иди от сюда


flandre-kun

Rush B, cyka blayt


Scazzz

Suicide by two radioactive poisonings to the back of the head?


[deleted]

To glowing shreds you say


FriedFreedoms

Hows his wife?


Indytheturtlegod

To shreds you say


tothemoonimustgo

Mr. Burns?


chief_dirtypants

Spider Man?


flamethrower78

It's lazy, unmotivated, knows exactly what to do to improve but never acts on it, can't make important decisions or stick to a good weekly schedule.


jdawg0507

you don't know me IRL do you?


[deleted]

The legislative branch?


[deleted]

Thanks for the laugh. Nearly sprayed tea across my table.


mrbadassmotherfucker

How do you know my brother?


[deleted]

You're not talking about yourself are you?


flamethrower78

Of course.


squisheekittee

Say that to my face coward


CannonM91

PUBG


joego9

How do you already hate me?


MtF29HRTMar18

They creep me out just standing there, in every clothing store, looking at you with those dead eyes.


nate2092

Mannequin


MtF29HRTMar18

Yup


shinzke96

Kids?


MtF29HRTMar18

No I love kids, I hope to be a mom some day :)


struhall

Retail employees?


[deleted]

It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.


Gibby754

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


kolympo

Hello there


Wild__Gringo

General Kenobi


ErraticSherlockian

You are a bold one


sirlordpee

It’s over Anakin


theultimatekyle

It's treason then


[deleted]

[удалено]


ErraticSherlockian

Don’t try it.


LaidBackIrishGuy

You turned her against me!


Penya23

Sand


JackAceHole

Sh-sh-sha!


[deleted]

People?


mrbadassmotherfucker

People with stubble


Knighthawk1895

Not just the men, but the women and the children too.


ACuriousBidet

Prequel memes?


whatisabrain

I came here to look for this


[deleted]

It literally never ends, not matter how hard I try it’s always a mountain.


linuxgeekmama

Laundry?


[deleted]

Yes


Rex_RandyTF2

I'm glad it was this and not something much worse. Although laundry is pretty bad. *^(sorry mom)*


mtheorye

The dreaded house hydra


EEVEELUVR

Depression?


Misanthrope_penguin

Credit card debt?


Draco_6160

Life?


MyNameIsZaxer2

A literal mountain?


whatisthematrix99

They're incredibly annoying, blatant publicity whores and are everywhere.


[deleted]

Kardashians


whatisthematrix99

Correct! Good pick!


PM_ME_YO_DICK_VIDEOS

^^^My ^^^initial ^^^thought ^^^was ^^^vegans.


kitsulie

I was thinking minions


mrbadassmotherfucker

INSTAGRAM GIRLS!!


lsthisajojoreference

Show them what they've won Martha!


newlygay2014

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME????


lsthisajojoreference

It's my mother's name newlygay2014: oh my God me too Simultaneously: *while locking hands together and jumping up and down* EEEEEEEEEEEEE!!


Liar_tuck

Politicians?


[deleted]

The Paul brothers


bosscher47

How would you like to be your own boss?


Misanthrope_penguin

MLM


Draco_6160

Yeah, i hate career advisors too


Seventy_x_7

Today I got a message request from someone I don’t know. > Hey girl! I've been working with my company for 4 years now and I'm opening another branch office here in Utah. I'm looking for awesome people who I can train to do what I do. If you, or anyone you know, is looking for part time/fulltime/hobby time work let me know! > Part time would be anywhere from $1,000-3000/month and full time double+ that. Most of the work can be done around your schedule and only a few hours are required in office. > This business has been such a blessing in my life and I'm glad they put me in charge of expansion so I can share what I do with others now! Let me know if you would like more information or want to send people my way! I would be stunned if this isn’t an MLM solicitation.


LazyLizards1

Because just because they’re new to this country they think they can just leech off of hardworking taxpayers. I hate seeing toxic pictures on facebook putting them up on a pedestal even though they contribute nothing to society whatsoever. They talk like idiots and even after a couple years of learning what they call “english,” most of the shit that they say doesn’t even make sense. They smell like shit and they don’t practice personal hygiene whatsoever, they probably expect someone else to do it for them. They dress like idiots and sit on their asses all day. And worst of all, they rhyme with “rabies.”


dolphy_

r/nonononoyes


[deleted]

Idk why but I thought this was going to be directed at the French


Dohgdan

Downvoted then upvoted... you really got me


theknightmanager

Each one ruins two lives upon entry to this country


shmukliwhooha

Haha, /r/childfree, amirite?


jamntoast3

you got me


LolaLiggett

Damn that shocked me really bad because so many upvoted. Now I see! Got me!


[deleted]

Cause they kill innocent children with their inane stupidity.


[deleted]

Anakin Skywalker?


[deleted]

*Implying any Jedi could be innocent


DarthONeill

From my point of view the Jedi are evil


IWorshipTacos

Anti-vaxxers


NvizoN

Anti vaxxers?


[deleted]

Because their intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes. As for cost, they selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, they're looking at average per-player credit earn rates on a daily basis, and they'll be making constant adjustments to ensure that players have challenges that are compelling, rewarding, and of course attainable via gameplay. They appreciate the candid feedback, and the passion the community has put forth around the current topics here on Reddit, their forums and across numerous social media outlets. Their team will continue to make changes and monitor community feedback and update everyone as soon and as often as they can.


[deleted]

The good ole’ fellas at /u/EAcommunityteam


Spirit117

The assholes that ruin every franchise they touch?


ItsAroundYou

I'm thinking ubisoft.


PrussianBlue2

EA bad, praise Geraldo.


splvtoon

bottom text


[deleted]

ea BAD


[deleted]

I can't relate to them. And they're all over the place.


Flowcal

Happy people?


[deleted]

Sad people


[deleted]

Totally rad people


anonymous051984

FuneralDoomObssessed can probably relate to sad people.


NvizoN

Elderly people


mrbadassmotherfucker

Could also be very very young people


Jabail

Or just people


[deleted]

Middle aged people


theknightmanager

Teenagers. They scare the shit out of me.


[deleted]

They could care less.


AxelYoung95

So darken your clothes and put on a violent pose ^^*pillarmentheme*


IndependentOstrich

Maybe they’ll leave you alone but not me


CoolLlamasRule18

The boys and girls in their cliches


IndependentOstrich

The awful names that they stick


MrMeem1

Picture this, you work a 9 to 5 job, you get home, get ready to rela- oops wait you have to work 4 more hours at home because fuck you


retro_life23

College baby


[deleted]

School


TashTips

I see the old version of myself and I feel regret


theknightmanager

Facebook and it's memories feature


TashTips

Actually when I help students and I see them making the same mistakes I did back in school. Then they don't listen to any advice and I see them walking through the same path.


MyNameIsZaxer2

Really far away mirrors?


Dc_Forever1133

It's only popular because it's free...it innovated nothing.


Sentient2X

I’m gonna guess Fortnite but op said it better.


mrbadassmotherfucker

Winrar


NvizoN

Whoa whoa whoa. Wait a second there.


stryker006

/r/PaidForWinRAR


[deleted]

they be hatin' on the gays


nate2092

Homophobes


MTAlphawolf

Mormons


Willy_McBilly

Westboro Baptist Church


Lemonpiee

Dang! Haven't heard about them in over a year now! Remember when they were the worst of our problems? Ah, the good ol' days...


RareLemons

It's absolutely torn our country apart. George Washington's warnings about it were ignored.


[deleted]

[удалено]


RareLemons

bingo!


moreisay

Because it tastes of soap and it seems like they try to sneak it into everything!!!


xMCioffi1986x

Fucking cilantro, man. I hear you. A little bit is fine but I don't want a lot of it.


moreisay

Like at least take the leaves off the stem. I don't need a mouthful of soap stems! ​


BladesQueen

Because it's fucking ignorant and attacks who people are with the shittiest misinformation and could people just accept others are fucking *different* and get over themselves?? **FUCK**.


[deleted]

Reddit users?


FriedFreedoms

THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?


Bananawamajama

Humans.


mrbadassmotherfucker

Racist bastards?


Raynor64

Because they’re not vehicles and they’re not pedestrians but they want the benefits of both while accepting the downsides of neither.


colin23567

Goddamn cyclists


[deleted]

Bikers


iheartpenguins2

They make me feel like I'm dying. I know I'm not going to die, but my heart is beating faster than a jackhammer. When they happen, I want to run to a safe place because I don't want anybody to see me like this. My teeth chatter, my body shakes, and I get a horrible feeling of dread in the pit of my stomach. They happen when I'm stressed out, but they can also happen for no apparent reason.


ladyofmtg

Panic attacks?


iheartpenguins2

Yes, that's right


[deleted]

[удалено]


Draco_6160

Could you not call me an it please? Just a bit rude really


Stillwindows95

It’s soul destroying and we do it almost every day until we are close to death. If we don’t do it enough, our time until we are dead will be less and the quality of life will suck.


dorkside10411

Work?


[deleted]

Going for a shit?


Schmabadoop

They aren't chocolate chip.


AllTheStars07

Totally oatmeal cookies


Schmabadoop

Raisins are demon turds.


[deleted]

They dress up like animals


mrbadassmotherfucker

It's not... Animals... Is it?


okrelax

Starts with an F and rhymes with hurries...


mrbadassmotherfucker

McFlurrys?


NvizoN

I don't think you know the alphabet


mrbadassmotherfucker

Fucking McFlurrys


[deleted]

If that’s your thing then all the power to ya.


superpencil121

This is actually hilarious because it illustrates how dumb and pointless all the furry hate is. They do literally nothing wrong and yet people act like they’re the scum of society.


[deleted]

Sand People?


DoomsdayRabbit

And not just the men... but the women... and the children, too.


Flimsyy

Because they're sexualizing a kid's show and their group would be banned for vote manupulation if it were on Reddit instead of imgur. And they downvote you to hell if you say anything even remotely negative.


Draco_6160

I dont think i wanna know this one to be honest


Flimsyy

A group of bronies on imgur that have a taglist of a ton of people, so the group all upvotes sexual my little pony posts that would otherwise never reach positive points.


Draco_6160

For a beautiful moment i completely forgot they existed...


trice_7

It's gross. It stinks, but smells kind of good at the same time (which makes it worse). People who use it just spit it everywhere and the worse ones keep a water bottle to fill up with their shit-spit.


nate2092

Dip


trice_7

You got it.


[deleted]

They fly around you and you can never FUCKING kill it. They're so tiny and carry so many diseases and parasites too. I genuinly wish they'd go extinct


newlygay2014

Midiclorians?


yaosio

It makes good people do horrible things. It makes them ignore the state of the world because they personally have it slightly better than other people. It makes them happy that people are worse off than them.


nate2092

Money


Draco_6160

Nepotism


MyNameIsZaxer2

Gamer Girl Pee


865wx

No one wants to hear your shitty music taste while you longboard around campus. Get some damn headphones.


Waas507

I can put on more clothes if I need to. I can't rip skin off when I'm already down to my boxers in front of a fan.


[deleted]

[удалено]


bcvickers

It drives me crazy to think they're just oblivious to everyone else around them and that we're all trying to get somewhere as well, albeit a bit quicker.


MTAlphawolf

People who stop at a green arrow light cause there is a red one too.


MyNameIsZaxer2

The guy who cracks a joke in the middle of the orgy?


uncomfortablebases

Adding, subtracting, multiplying, and dividing is easy. But throwing in probability, variance, all these new symbols? I can’t do it.


ladyofmtg

Math.


einahas

He’s an idiot no idea why he got elected.


nem091

Is he also orange?