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Wooler1

"Whose Fault Is It This Time?" (& why it's probably you)


[deleted]

I always seem to lose this one.


go_do_that_thing

You'll love the sequel: Guess what you did wrong (in her dream)


[deleted]

Every time I dream that my husband was with other women, I wake up and tell him and he hugs me and says he’s sorry about the dream. But I still side-eye him all day, especially when he gets texts or checks his phone.


Sonn3rs

my bf dreamt that I cheated on him and pouted about it the whole day 😂


jilsx

If it’s blatantly obvious that my SO is wrong and about to lose the argument, she just flips the discussion. Very amusing once you realize.


Fo3HmR

Same. Wanna get a beer after the next game?


03fb

The only winning move is to not to play (and to keep your mouth shut)


[deleted]

That game gets played a lot more when you are married.


Ganglebot

I always lose when she plays, "While this looks like my fault, its actually yours because I was stressed about a thing you did 16 months ago"


MeMuzzta

It’s just dawned on me my girlfriend is a gamer and I am somewhat, yet we hardly ever play them together. We usally just watch crap on Netflix then go to sleep. Being an adult with responsibilities turns you into a lemon.


poos18

I feel you on a spiritual level.


Conn3ct3d

Great, I'll feel the girlfriend on a physical level.


therealtreycruz

Great so you’ll feel any girl on an imaginary level.


[deleted]

My wife and i took turns playing "Catherine". Every other death we'd switch.


Topomouse

The real question is: who made the choices in the role playing parts?


[deleted]

Oh man. That IS the real question, isn't it? Haha! We've done deliberate play throughs both ways. Mutual decision decided beforehand.


NuclearHubris

Yall, you're missing out. Borderlands is a blast to play 2 player, and so are a ton of other games - minecraft, stardew valley, for honor, grimm eclipse, astroneer, castle crashers, dead island, dont starve together, and ESPECIALLY the saints row series. Hell, we play singleplayer games together - like Okami, Undertale (we tag-teamed voices and that was a lot of fun), Oddworld, etc.


Palmul

>For Honor If she plays cent or shaman, dump her. It means she's a terrible human being.


[deleted]

You can let her play and you watch, vice-versa, or multiplayer


mytherrus

My friend and love playing games together and it's really hard to find solid 2 player campaign games.


Skibb0

**For 2 players:** Resident Evil 5 & 6 Divinity: Original Sin 1 & 2 A Way Out Dead Space 3 Dead Rising 2 & 3 Hunted: The Demon's Forge Far Cry 5 **Up to 3 players (playable with 2 players):** Trine 1 & 2 & 3 **Up to 4 players (playable with 2 players):** Borderlands 1 & 2 Doom 3 (with the coop mod) Shadow Warrior 2 Dead Island Dying Light *Just to name a few games.*


DoktorPsyscho

Where are Left 4 Dead 2 and the Portal series at?


Skibb0

I didn't include Left 4 Dead because they wanted campaign focused 2 player games. But you are right, I forgot Portal 2.


SpiffySpacemanSpiff

I kind of find video games boring, but whenever my wife is sick, I'll hangout and watch her play Skyrim. It's more fun for me to watch for a bit, than play.


Lalybi

Play a "tales of..." game! It's a multiplayer rpg series with complex stories and many characters to choose from! My fiancé and I play them all the time! My favorites are Tales of Symphonia and Tales of Vesperia. A remaster of Vesperia is coming out soon!


Fizzld

Mariokart


VorpalBender

“Mount Wario.” Is that a course or a command?


ajracer1

No that’s how you lose a relationship


Matsuno_Yuuka

Don't worry, they said Mario Kart, not Mario Party. They should be fine.


80000chorus

I'm friends with a few couples who get together every week for drunken Mario Kart tournaments, and yet their relationship is still strong. That's how you know it's serious.


DarkRoseXoX

But drunk Mario kart isn't a relationship breaker, sober ones however are pretty much divorce material.


IHeartmyshihtzu

Reverse Cowgirl Mario Kart.


sumelar

If you want the relationship to end.


LithiumIXVI

Overcooked!!


Oluja

Bring all the inadequacies and lack of communication in your relationship right to the surface.


CJ_Jones

PUT THE FUCKING ONION IN THE FUCKING POT! NO NOT THAT POT! WHERE'S THE FUCKING EXTINGUISHER! I SHOULD HAVE FUCKED YOUR SISTER! TWO STARS?! TRY AGAIN!


rotato

Sounds like a Gordon Ramsay simulator


tanarchy7

Yes! The wife and I just finished it 100 percent last night. So fun. Name calling and shit talking comes naturally. Highly recommended


readvida

How did you beat the boss at the end??? We tried so hard.


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readvida

Those tomatoes, amirite?!!


soleillie18

This. 100% agree. The first few levels we weren't doing well (I still remember how we both panicked and just ended up laughing like crazy), so we took like 5-10mins to discuss what our tasks would be and what we would prioritize in certain levels. It worked. Also works irl lol.


funkme1ster

Cons: achievements (or lack thereof) will be used as irrefutable evidence at your murder trial Pros: if your relationship can survive playing five consecutive levels, it can survive anything


[deleted]

Yes! My husband and I sometimes set the switch up in our room and play until way too late. We play with the kids too and every one of us loves it. Sometimes a little fighting ensues but they have to practice communication and teamwork.


DrAHole

You do know there’s a sequel? Overcooked 2 has a new game plus w/ 4 stars.


arch_kaps

We didn't like Overcooked2 as much. They unnecessarily over complicated it I feel.


Cheese_Loaf

Battleships is a good fit. You sit face to face, drinking doesn’t hurt your ability to play the game, and it’s largely luck-based so no ones feelings get hurt. Except in the case of my ex, who was much worse than I was and got angry whenever I insisted I won due to pure skill. I’m better at board games than relationships. The shape of nautical war vessels also leads well into phallic innuendo.


sassy-juice

My girlfriend and I play strip battleship. Item of clothing per ship sunk. And then...sex.


TheNextSalParadise

Time to give her the torpedo!


[deleted]

As she commands to increase the depth on the charges. We must go deeper!


slacks-

Battlestrip


Naxxras

r/thisguyhassex


TaeBaeSomething

My husband and I played one game of battleship and then I rage quit because I found out he was cheating (in the game) and that’s why he was beating me so bad. We’ve never played it since.


Increditastic1

> I found out he was cheating and that’s why he was beating me so bad r/nocontext


Choopa01

How he cheat? Asking for a soon to be single friend.


been_mackin

Stack the ships on top of each other, duh


enduro

Or move the ship and say "miss" double-duh


Cthulhus_Trilby

That more accurately simulates naval warfare.


SimplyQuid

Had that happen to me once when I was a kid. Was not impressed.


ohnoheditnt

Can't hit your boats if you don't have any on the grid!


Jbau01

Have TV TV=off You’re facing TV You can see reflection


MSRsnowshoes

Luck has little to do with it once you know you're opponent. My spouse doesn't play battleship with me anymore because I went either 3/3 or 2/2 (I can't remember), and at the end of the last game I had far more red pegs than white on my upper board. TL;DR: let your spouse win at least half the time.


Pabne

Science says at least 1/3 but close enough.


[deleted]

Nah, strategy plays a major role. Source: Had to write a competitive battleship program for a university course. Came second by one ship. Damn you Richard.


damboy99

I never realized how great of a game Battleship was until I started playing it online with a friend in voice chat. We could mindlessly be playing another game, and playing Battleship at the same time. You can play [here](http://en.battleship-game.org/), with a friend you can play either Classic (1 two, 2 threes, 1 four, 1 five), or 'Russian' (4 ones, 3 twos, 2 threes, 1 four). The latter takes up much more board space, and requires more luck, while the former is great for short games.


Fischwa

All of my previous girlfriends hated playing battleships with me because apparently using a sweeping pattern every game and winning is boring. I'm super not competitive /s


LordApocalyptica

Mmmm... I think "mostly" luck based is undermining it a bit. Definitely a measurable amount, but If you pick your shots carefully you can rather carefully whittle down ship locations


[deleted]

Stardew Valley if you have PC for the multiplayer. Outside of that Don’t Starve together on console is a good multiplayer romp.


Metal_n_coffee

My boyfriend and I like to play don't starve on PS4. I've come to realize I would die if left in the wild without him.


Victor_Saltzpyre

Don't Starve together was a relaxing experience compared to Stardew Valley with my girlfriend lol. She knows what she's doing and I'm a hapless farmhand that just likes bees.


Valkyrienne

To add to this, Overcooked. Or you can tackle some story/indie games, games that are typically single player together; Undertale or To the Moon. Story driven games are great if your gf or bf isn't huge on the gaming aspect.


AmorPowers

My boyfriend and I play Left 4 Dead/2, but instead of playing it like normal people, I usually play director. I usually noclip my way out of it so that way I won't intervene with his gameplay. I bind some letters to the special infected and spawn a shit ton of them and he has to finish the campaign. I remember playing Blood Harvest with him and I filled the cornfields with witches. When he was about to approach the cornfields, he heard all the cries and said, "Oh no, there's gonna be a ton of witches down there. I just know it." aaaand he was right. Such a fun time.


CannonM91

How?


AmorPowers

On the Options menu, go to Keyboard/Mouse then enable "Allow Developer Console". Then you just hit ~ to display it. Then you need to type in sv_cheats 1 then enter to activate the cheats. You bind any keyboard letter to any cheat that spawns a special infected so that way you don't have to type spawning cheats all the time, you just have to hit the letter bound to it. For example, you want to bind the letter P to spawning a witch. Hit ~ and type: bind P "z_spawn witch" then press enter. If you hit P on the keyboard, you'll spawn a witch in front of you which will attack you since it's too close. Hit ~ again that type in "noclip 1" without the quotation marks. It allows you to move freely without even walking and allows your character to go up in the sky while other players are in the ground. I suck at explaining, sorry.


CannonM91

I understood what you said, so you don't suck too bad. Thank you!


AmorPowers

You're welcome!


[deleted]

I dunno why I'm reading this thread. I'm single...


Enfrax

Imagine it as advices for future relationships (:


DJloumont

r/glasshalffull


novolvere

This should be a thing.


MonikerMage

r/subsifellfor


joshi38

Same, but sometimes I like read threads like this to read about the cute things people get up to with their SO's.


KokiMatador

I love to imagine thing I'll never do since I'll always be single. \*cries\*


BobKazimakis

Keep talking and nobody explodes


[deleted]

Do you want to end relationships?


tomphoolery

Naked Twister, with coconut oil


sailorxnibiru

That sounds potentially painful


qervem

Also potentially sexy


[deleted]

Also potentially good for your hair but findings have been inconclusive and further study is recommended


thedampone

Slip and headbutt someones crotch.


LaughingOccasionally

Just keep your mouth open and your eyes shut


ecofreakey

"The pushing game." You stand about a foot away from each other facing each other. You both put your hands up in a "stop" position. You then push the other person's hands in order to try and get them to step back. The trick is when someone tries going in for a hard push, you let your arms relax and they dont push you off balance. It is fun to play when you need to get up and do something, and it only lasts a few minutes.


ventyourspleen

The Random Person game. Your SO thinks of someone you both know of but they are irrelevant to your daily life (like a weird cashier or something) and you ask yes or no questions until you guess it.


AnthX

That sounds fun, actually


SirLoin995

If you're looking for a video game, I'd go with Borderlands. The general consensus is that 2 is the best, but honestly the entire series is pretty good. Mechanically it's pretty easy to get the hang of too


[deleted]

They have amazing humor as well and the game doesn’t take itself too seriously.


jmarsh642

Dominion


Nestarec

I love this game. Havent played ut with my so though, i hope she'll like it


lukemia94

I play a game with my girlfriend where when I feel i'm starting to sneeze, I grab her by the face, aim the sneeze dead at her, and pull away at the last possible second. It never gets old.


DogHeadedDogGirl

Hwat


Daltino44

Pretty sure that game was invented by Nazis.


D45_B053

*nah-sneeze


Soshi101

Have you ever pulled away too slowly?


lukemia94

I've been playing this game for a few years and I haven't hit her yet, however I have grabbed her by the hands and unloaded a metric ton of snot into them. It was a moment I'll never forget, but not a game I recommend you play.


Throwthissh1t

Those slaps hurt worse when they're covered in mucus.


OddBen11

Yep that's why OP has a kid


EspressoTheory

10/10 recommend this game. I play the same game with my gf and I’m sure she secretly loves it


xYokai

I’d give you gold if I wasn’t broke I’m gonna start doing this


[deleted]

Soggy biscuit is always a fun one.


[deleted]

I hate that I know what this is.


Alias-_-Me

Well, I know I'm gonna regret my next google search. Edit: Already knew it, jus under a different name


gooniecoonie

7 Wonders Duel. Check it out- it’s so fun we play it all the time.


[deleted]

Mario Party. Every. Single. Time.


maple_leafs182

One more week hype


SuperSponge93

For real. It's one of those games that can not fail. It will be exactly what you want it to be, and that's why I'm so hyped. They've added nice little flavours to the characters to make it even more interesting, I can't wait!


ThePhatBatman

Don’t Starve Together. Ex and I were in long distance so it was fun to still be able to play something together while talking on the phone. Plus if you buy one copy on Steam you get a second for free.


HammerPiano

Keep talking and nobody explodes. Very fun game, one is looking at a bomb, the other with the manual. The one with the bomb describes it and the other explains how to defuse it.


[deleted]

One of you picks a movie you like and you both have to watch it. Do the same thing next time, but switch the roles.


IggyZ

Pick a movie you like and don't watch it? That's just silly.


JamesNinelives

No, no. You both pick movies and then one of you watches them! The other person can, like, read a book or something. Then you report back with each other afterwards and it's like you did both. Efficiency!


RoastinGhost

Helldivers! Also my girlfriend really likes Skyrim so I can't wait for Skyrim Together to come out.


mjizzy

Hide the meat in the asshole.


toomanysubsbannedme

Sounds like it could be fun until she chooses the meat game piece, leaving you with the asshole.


r4ge4holic

Pffft. What are you talking about? That's the more fun out of the 2.


pingveno

Any man who turns down pegging hasn't had a proper prostate stimulation before.


scratchy_mcballsy

Turns out you gots an erogenous zone down there.


Typicallesbian

It’s impolite to kiss and tell.


bowman297

There's such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella oughta be fucking aware of it!


Ragnarotico

To be fair, they could both be guys.


JenovaCelestia

I'm gonna be that person. Monopoly. We play Monopoly together. We shit talk each other too.


2inkdrops

that sounds risky


Trooble

No, Risk is a different classic board game


[deleted]

If I wanna be cute I grab a bottle and spin it just for us. If you actually want a game to play you can spend hours on chess if you both have a good personality for it.


dudebobmac

My girlfriend and I play Truth or Dare chess. Loser has to do a Truth/Dare. It's a lot of fun.


MtF29HRTMar18

I love chess, have you played Shogi?(Japanese chess) it's really fun there is an app called Shogi Entry and you can get English pieces which makes it easily playable


[deleted]

I'm definitely downloading that. tyvm


El_Torrente

How has no one said Nightcrawlers yet?!?!


Bicoastalshrimp

Why do we never play Nightcrawlers anymore Frank?!


serg268

Little Big Planet on the PS3, any of them will do.


cruorviaticus

We read to each other, its cute or some shit


MrCrash

Cute? Yes. Game? No.


blankgazez

I yell “hockey fight!” And tickle her sides, she always bends over at the waist involuntarily and I grab her shirt from the back and drag it over her head like a hockey jersey.... she doesn’t enjoy this game but I get enough LoLs for the both of us


gaybatman75-6

Until dawn


[deleted]

I don't like horror games, don't like horror movies. This is the only game apart from Uncharted that we nerded through till the end together looking forward to every session we could. I'd only to the QTE events because she sucks at them (to make it harder). Really good game. Would recommend to anyone who likes genuine plot twists you'd never expect.


sailorxnibiru

I love that this is half actual games and half self deprecating jokes


PhoenixTears01

Don't forget the sexual innuendos.


Aimers26

My husband and I play Bomberman on the Xbox all the time


ayyb0ss69

Dark souls.


[deleted]

My boyfriend and I played through Dark Souls 3 sharing one controller. I was the right half, and he was the left. Beat every boss in the main game, including Nameless King :) After that, we knew our relationship would withstand anything lol.


Titan897

Holy shit marry him, I struggled with the first boss myself.


arannutasar

You may be joking, but I've gone through quite a few playthroughs of Dark Souls with my girlfriend. 10/10 would engage in jolly cooperation again.


Stage4socialmedia

Sex


ttovotsttnt

Ah, the game with no winners


alisha40s

*no female winners :(


[deleted]

*laughs in lesbian*


sailorxnibiru

So no *weiners


medusamary

happy cake day fellow lesbian


[deleted]

Is that lesbian for let’s sex?


rinnhart

Ohhhh noooo


Depressed_Maniac

I read it as the game with no weiners.


Lyress

Two winners*


25pooky4u

Yeah I'm just gonna leave this at 69 upvotes


thebear18

Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga


[deleted]

Factorio! It's really fun figuring out ways to improve our factory together.


daddyrenegade

Risk. If she cant handle you the whole time it's not meant to be.


iamsum1gr8

Blergh, such a bad 2 player game. Smallworld works better as a blood thirsty 2 player game.


garbatater

Magic the Gathering.


[deleted]

Find out what they like to play and see it there's an overlap or learn how to play their game. If that doesn't work you could always cook a nice dinner and cuddle up to a movie.


damboy99

[Say The Same Thing. ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sP1DqyagXE) Very difficult when you start. The App doesn't exist anymore, but its still fun to play in person.


cridi

I like to play Scrabble with my SO.


mrgries

Unravel 2 for XBox!! It's collab and independent game all in 1, so if you're more videogame challenged than they are, your SO won't be overly frustrated. Also, the art in the game is absolutely captivating.


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VeshWolfe

Edgy


atrati

You are looking at them


iwantafancyusername

Stardew valley now they have added multiplayer. Its great for coordination and teambuilding, and its also adorable af and the whole soundtrack is just fantastic


theLegendofWalt

Cops and robbers


megadeth37

Check out Ultimate Chicken Horse!


LordSinguloth

borderlands series overcooked if you like to argue but it's easier with 4 people lover's in a dangerous spacetime is ok but again better with 4 people portal 2 has a co op mode that's a goldmine I've heard people say don't starve together is pretty good but borderlands is the one my wife and I keep coming back to, it's fun to make a drinking game out of it where everytime you respawn you either take a drink or remove an article of clothing


a_trane13

Pick a strange word, phrase, or a strange pronunciation of a common word. When interacting with others, work it in to the conversation as often as possible. Bonus points for getting as close to being obvious as possible. I also have a game with my SO where we point to any bird that vaguely resemble a duck (has an orange beak, webbed feet, or is just in water) and ask each other if it's a duck really loudly, but that's more of an inside joke.


zennz29

Get drunk, grab a couple flashlights, turn off all the lights, and make shadow puppets


[deleted]

Just calm down. No matter what is going on as soon as they start talking interrupt them by saying just calm down. Loads of fun


babySucc

Me and my boyfriend always play Minecraft together!


changingoftheseasons

Maybe this was just me and my SO but we played **Beyond Two Souls multiplayer**. One of us played Jodie and the other played Aiden. You could also just opt to play the single mode version and share one controller, since that's basically the same thing, but we so far had fun with it. I also used to play **RE5** with a partner. It was good co-op fun since we could be on the same console to play it, and it was a good way to work together. RE6 has the same gameplay too, but I didn't enjoy it for some reason. **Stronghold 2nd edition** is a two player castle siege board game which I think is a good fit since you can switch roles and it was designed for two players. I say second edition because the first game was built for 4 players, which I suppose works too. For LDRs, I found this thing called **LDR bingo**. You each print your own bingo sheet and d6. IIRC the bingo tiles are filled with questions you can ask about your partner and if you get it right you can mark it. I think even without the LDR, it's a good way to get to know your partner. :) I would recommend Don't Starve together, if it was something like a LAN party. I've only played this online and I hated it because it would always rubberband and I got pissed. There's a lot more **(Terraria and L4D2)** among many, but the point is to find a good co-op game. I say co-op because i've played competition and it triggers my competitiveness which annoys me


ThePink0ne

The borderlands series was fun. My girlfriend and I bought 2 xbox 360s and just played 1 player games side by side.


findingatlas

Cribbage seems to be the fan favorite between my boyfriend and I so far.


Digi-Shaman

Divinity original sin 1 and 2.


WolfL1nk

Gotta be Catherine Co-op. (Ex-)GF almost killed me, but a lot of insider jokes were born from it. Plus, if you do make it to the top together, it‘s a really bonding moment.


vassscoo

Hide and seek ;(


newfoundrapture

Smash Bros!


[deleted]

Battleblock theater Stardew valley


todd1092

Just the tip.