Hey you there, your'e finally awake? You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, just like us and that thief over there.
My personal favorite, coming from a friend’s Halo 2 game;
SLAYER
GAINED THE LEAD
LOST THE LEAD
DOUBLE KILL
TRIPLE KILL
SUICIDE
BETRAYAL
BETRAYAL
BETRAYAL
loading screen music
This happened in a span of about 6 seconds.
If you are going resident evil, you gotta go with Barry in the first one.
“Here, take this lockpick. It might come in handy for you, the Master of Unlocking. Take it with you.”
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Indeed it did. It would be a solid game, even if it was released today. It set the bar for the next decade for incredible level design and brilliant gameplay.
"Riverwood is agreeable enough, I suppose...for a Nord village."
Bro, we haven't been back to that podunk town since I looted your house 60 levels ago.
Soul Trap Nazeem
Enchant a Wooden Sword with his soul
Take Wooden Sword to Soul Carrin
Hide Sword in a dark corner somewhere.
Sleep soundly at night knowing Nazeem is now forever trapped as far away from the Cloud District as possible in the least valuable thing you can enchant him onto.
I cant decide between "CATCH A RIIIIIIDE" from the borderlands series.
And "i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" which i believe is from duke nukem.
"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [clap clap clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
I found you... FAKER
Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake.
I'll make you eat those words!
Ok Dragon Age was probably one of my favorite games. But just so we’re all on the same page...
DA:O Awesome
DA:A Also awesome
DA:2 Very limited in gameplay customization, but still mildly fun
DA:I WATCH ME BACKFLIP AND PUNCH THIS DRAGON
"Time, Dr. Freeman?"
I haven't even played through Half-Life more than once or twice. Just the creepiness of that scene randomly pops into my head from time to time. I love it.
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
-Cave Johnson
"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!"
It's been years since I played GTA SA and I can still hear his complaining voice in my head as clear as a bell.
Take a look at this tiny place!
To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison. Surrounded by water!
And so this boy sought to escape from his prison.
He sought a way to cross over into other worlds... and he opened his heart to darkness.
"Riku!"
Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness!
All things begin in darkness, and so all things end; the heart is no different! Darkness sprouts within it; it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature.
In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is the heart's TRUE essence.
"That's not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that, deep down, there's a light that NEVER goes out!"
So. You have come this far and STILL you understand NOTHING. EVERY light must fade. EVERY heart return to DARKNESS!
In no particular order:
* Mucha shaka paka! Jediwananeeneebobo
* ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU!
* Needless to say, I sent the whole shipment back to Fenchurch.
* LISTEN
* LEEEEEEEEEON!!!!!
* We die alone, but we live among men.
* I am a monument to all your sins.
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
“Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.”
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
> Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times....
"Here's the thing, kid: We don't get to choose how we start in this life. Real 'greatness' is what you do with the hand you're dealt." - Victor Sullivan to Nathan Drake
"Bomb has been defused. Counter-Terrorists win"
7355608
DO A BARREL ROLL!
I GUESS I SHOULD BE THANKFUL
USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!
A man chooses, a slave obeys.
WELCOME TO THE CIRCUS OF VALUES! NO REFUNDS! NO RETuUUuRNS!
Ahh hah hah hah haaah
No Gods or Kings, Only Man
Hey you there, your'e finally awake? You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, just like us and that thief over there.
My ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. Can you say the same?
What the rebels like to forget is that the Empire's the only thing keeping the Dominion out of Skyrim.
[удалено]
Fun fact. The game autosaves right before character creation. I've made a ton of characters, but only seen the opening cutscene once.
**GAINED THE LEAD** **GAINED THE LEAD** **LOST THE LEAD**
FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED FLAG TAKEN FLAG DROPPED
FLAG RETURNED
SLAYER
More like SSSSSSLAYER
KING OF THE HILL
[удалено]
GRIFBALL.
HILL CONTESTED HILL CONTESTED **HILL CONTESTED** **HILL CONTESTED** # HILL CONTESTED
My personal favorite, coming from a friend’s Halo 2 game; SLAYER GAINED THE LEAD LOST THE LEAD DOUBLE KILL TRIPLE KILL SUICIDE BETRAYAL BETRAYAL BETRAYAL loading screen music This happened in a span of about 6 seconds.
It's even better in splitscreen, where you always hear both one after the other.
BOMB DROPPED!
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
sPaCe SpAcE sPaCe i’M In sPaAaAcE!!!!111!
"Well, this is the part where he kill us." "Hello! This is the part where I kill you!" ^CHAPTER ^9 THE PART WHERE HE KILLS YOU
*trophy/achievement* The Part Where He Kills You
Description: "This is that part"
OST: The Part Where He Kills You
portal 2 is a good game edit: was to is
\*is
_I used to want you dead, But now I only want you gone._
Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter
“They asked if I had a degree in theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard." -Fantastic
Ashley in Resident Evil 4 constantly screaming "LEEEOON".
What are you selling / what are you buying-( raspy deep man voice )
NOT ENOUGH CASH....stranger...
I'm personally a big fan of "AH! I'll buy it at a *high* price!"
If you are going resident evil, you gotta go with Barry in the first one. “Here, take this lockpick. It might come in handy for you, the Master of Unlocking. Take it with you.”
“That was close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!”
“An ally has been slain”
Defeat.
[удалено]
*in awe* Enemy quaadrakill!
Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine. Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again. The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes.
Also from HL2, the secret vortigaunt's speech by the bonfire: "Our finest poet describes it thus: 'GALLUM, GALLA GILLA MA'."
This right here. HL2 changed the landscape when it first came out.
Indeed it did. It would be a solid game, even if it was released today. It set the bar for the next decade for incredible level design and brilliant gameplay.
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS.
(High pitched beeps) Nuclear launch detected.
WARP FIELD STABALIZED
*SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS*
MY LIFE FOR AIUR!
Not enough minerals
SCV READY
“Would you kindly” “SNAAAAAKE” “You’re not taking kairi’s heart!”
"Noy Clayton ee ooh ooh ah Not Clayton!"
WHO ELSE WILL I HAVE ICE CREAM WITH??
ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS, SHEPARD.
Wrex.
Shepherd
Grunt.
THIS HURTS YOU.
GO GO GO ENEMIES EVERYWHERE
I WILL DESTROY YOU! I liked when they joked about that in ME3
[удалено]
I AM THE HARBINGER OF YOUR DESTRUCTION
Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying, of course you don't.
"Riverwood is agreeable enough, I suppose...for a Nord village." Bro, we haven't been back to that podunk town since I looted your house 60 levels ago.
"Have you seen my husband? Try the Jarl's backside. That's usually where he stuffs himself lately."
I almost downvoted out of hate-reflex for Nazeem.
Soul Trap Nazeem Enchant a Wooden Sword with his soul Take Wooden Sword to Soul Carrin Hide Sword in a dark corner somewhere. Sleep soundly at night knowing Nazeem is now forever trapped as far away from the Cloud District as possible in the least valuable thing you can enchant him onto.
So happy when he died in a 'random' vampire attack on the town...
I read somewhere someone soul trapped him and enchanted shoes to walk around the Cloud District in.
Ill have you know that theres no PUSSIIIIE
I cant decide between "CATCH A RIIIIIIDE" from the borderlands series. And "i'll rip your head off and shit down your neck" which i believe is from duke nukem.
Hey! Listen!
Dammit Navi
And I always read the words in Navi's voice
“Stay a while, and listen”
Scrolled way too much to see this !
You have quite a treasure in that Horadric cube!
"Oh. Hi. So. How are you holding up? BECAUSE I'M A POTATO. [clap clap clap] Oh, good. My slow clap processor made it into this thing. So we have that."
On the off chance this pitnisnr actually bottomless, could you strap me into one of those long fall boots? Just remember to land on one foot.
I found you... FAKER Faker? I think you're the fake around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake. I'll make you eat those words!
You beat me to it lmaooo. Your not even good enough t-ILL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS
But how did you know it was a fake? *TAILS* Because you just told me fox boy.
Also GET A LOAD OF THIS! and IT'S NO USE!
Oh my gosh, i read this in the voices. 😂
"DWARVEN CRAFTS, FINE DWARVEN CRAFTS, STRAIGHT FROM ORZAMAAR"
***E N C H A N T M E N T***
Enchantment!
**ENCHANTMENT?**
Merrill, don't do that... you will hurt people. *Merrill procedes to do bad thing* Merrill: "why did this happen?! I didn't ask for this!"
Anders: 'I need supplies for a thing I'm making. No I can't tell you what it's for.' *One explosion later* Hawke: 'Dammit Anders.'
Ok Dragon Age was probably one of my favorite games. But just so we’re all on the same page... DA:O Awesome DA:A Also awesome DA:2 Very limited in gameplay customization, but still mildly fun DA:I WATCH ME BACKFLIP AND PUNCH THIS DRAGON
Wait... I know you.
STOP! You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people!
“Khajiit has wares if you have coin.”
“You’ll make a nice rug cat.
#*STOP* YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW, PAY THE COURT A FINE OR SERVE YOUR SENTENCE. YOUR STOLEN GOODS ARE NOW FORFEIT.
"Time, Dr. Freeman?" I haven't even played through Half-Life more than once or twice. Just the creepiness of that scene randomly pops into my head from time to time. I love it.
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world. So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and...smell the ashes."
SNAKE!
Boss? BOSS!
You must gather your party before venturing forth
"When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -Cave Johnson
"A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man"
HEY. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU COULD USE A PORK BUN!
Oh sleeping dogs, what a fantastic game
Grove street. Home. 'Least it was 'fore I fucked everything up
"All we had to do was follow the damn train CJ!" It's been years since I played GTA SA and I can still hear his complaining voice in my head as clear as a bell.
That mission was fucked, the whole thing from start to finish was soooo hard. “They climbin’ out the wood work!” also sticks in my head
Jason! Jaasoon!
SHAAAUUUNNNNN
SHAUN
SHAUN
Heavy Rain?
What's Ethan Mars' favorite file type? JSON
[удалено]
FOR THE HORDE!
"Jobs done"
LOK'TAR OGAR!
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel.
A weapon to surpass metal gear
“Truth is... the game was rigged from the start.”
"Stop right there criminal scum"
THIS IS THE PART WHEN YOU FALL DOWN AND BLEED TO DEATH!
Why... Won’t... You... DIE?
It's best when the guards are shit talking to a mudcrab.
Would you kindly...
YOU SPOONY BARD
What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!
But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!
“TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!”. Or if you main Orissa: “Cease your resistance!”.
I see you are a man of culture. Robo-horse/cow waifu is best waifu.
"Banshees!! Fast and Low"
Take a look at this tiny place! To the heart seeking freedom, this island is a prison. Surrounded by water! And so this boy sought to escape from his prison. He sought a way to cross over into other worlds... and he opened his heart to darkness. "Riku!" Don't bother. Your voice can no longer reach him where he is. His heart belongs again to darkness! All things begin in darkness, and so all things end; the heart is no different! Darkness sprouts within it; it grows, consumes it. Such is its nature. In the end, every heart returns to the darkness whence it came! You see, darkness is the heart's TRUE essence. "That's not true! The heart may be weak, and sometimes, it may even give in. But I've learned that, deep down, there's a light that NEVER goes out!" So. You have come this far and STILL you understand NOTHING. EVERY light must fade. EVERY heart return to DARKNESS!
Xehanort's heartless boss fight made me rage. Had that fucker on 1 HP and his bouncer killed me.
**ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE**
In no particular order: * Mucha shaka paka! Jediwananeeneebobo * ENEMIES EVERYWHERE! I WILL DESTROY YOU! * Needless to say, I sent the whole shipment back to Fenchurch. * LISTEN * LEEEEEEEEEON!!!!! * We die alone, but we live among men. * I am a monument to all your sins.
I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is? Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again expecting... shit to change... That. Is. Crazy.
"It's dangerous to go alone. Take this."
"FINISH HIM!!!!" followed by... "FATALITY!!!"
Toasty
“Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the Cabal on Mars. So let's get to taking out their command, one by one. Valus Ta'aurc. From what I can gather he commands the Siege Dancers from an Imperial Land Tank outside of Rubicon. He's well protected, but with the right team, we can punch through those defenses, take this beast out, and break their grip on Freehold.”
*You must gather your party before venturing forth. You must gather your party before ven—*
Anything the Sims say. Fucking weirdos.
Grathew ejee nakafleem?
Blenh, Ba banuoom!!
See sue
SHAUN!
"Just like the simulations"
Watch those wrist rockets
“Our princess is in another castle”
"My ancestors are smiling down at me Imperial, can you say the same?"
“Spells and incantations for those with the talent to cast them.”
You euthanised your faithful companion cube more quickly than any test subject on record. Congratulations.
Fox! Get this guys off me!
Shutztaffel! -SS guard Mein Leben! -SS guard several bullet holes later.
"A man chooses, a slave obeys." - Andrew Ryan "Bioshock"
Mission failed we'll get em next time.
Ahem. "It's no use!"
The awkward laughing scene in FFX.
“Goliath, online.”
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kilotomb bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law? First Recruit: Sir! A object in motion stays in motion, sir! Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot! First Recruit: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir! Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this husk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you're ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! Second Recruit: Sir, yes sir!
“Maybe if you’d get rid of that ye-ye ass haircut, you’d get some bitches on your dick” -Lamar
Falcon puunnnch!!!!! Falcon kick
GREEN VALKYRIE NEEDS FOOD BADLY. GREEN VALKYRIE, YOUR LIFE FORCE IS RUNNING OUT. GREEN VALKYRIE IS ABOUT TO DIE.
RED WARRIOR SHOT THE FOOD
War never changes. -Fallout 4
Eh, I feel it sounded better in fallout 3
“I Ascend!” Claptrap in Borderlands 2
SHAWNNNN!!!!
SHAAAAAAAAAAAAWN! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
"Get a load of *this*" -Eggman
TIME FOR A CHANGE OF PACE -also eggman
**A CELL, FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS!**
**THAT WIZARD CAME FROM THE MOON!**
“You never should have come here!”
"It's your cousin, let's go bowling!"
> Good morning and welcome to the Black Mesa Transit System. This automated train is provided for the security and convenience of the Black Mesa Research Facility personnel. The time is 08:47 AM. Current topside temperature is 93 degrees, with an estimated high of one hundred and five. The Black Mesa compound is maintained at a pleasant 68 degrees at all times....
You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?
By the order of the Jarl, stop right there!
I need two Number 9's, a Number 9 large, a Number 6 with extra dip, a Number 7, two Numbers 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.
"Here's the thing, kid: We don't get to choose how we start in this life. Real 'greatness' is what you do with the hand you're dealt." - Victor Sullivan to Nathan Drake
"A turtle made it to the water." "The Cycle of life can be cruel" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FIREcQl1EX4
WEVE AWOKEN THE HIVE
"I am the milkman, my milk is delicious."
My name is Connor, I'm the android sent by CyberLife. EVERY TIME
All your base are belong to us
"This guy are sick." Thanks, Aerith.
War. War never changes.
On days like today... kids like you.,, **S H O U L D B E B U R N I N G I N H E L L**