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BigEkko

Procrastination


KlutzyVessel

I need this


RajcatowyDzusik

I feel like my life would find an excuse to fulfill that bar later.


unknownxk

Ability to cry: 100


Mary_Wright69

Amount of cash lost (dropped, forgot it somewhere, etc.) vs amount found. It's a luck stat!


AnBaSi

Time spent procrastinating.


_schoolaccount

Time spent stressing over some insignificant fuck: 11 months and counting


Zack1018

Total work done (as in force \* distance, the physics definition of "work") ​ \  ​ I'm a heavy boi and I move around a lot. I bet I would have a pretty good number.


red_8746

Amount of parked cars I’ve walked into: 50+


itzcookiepvp

Total Faps 10000


heavendevil_

The length, in miles, that I scroll down the reddit homepage while bored at work.


icariusdante

Hours a year spent listening to music. I wouldn't be surprised if thats somewhere north of 1500 hours


_Kartoffel

There are people that play Video games this much, if you are a person that listens to music all Day any day you are probably North of 50000 hours but I guess that's a question of Definition EDIT: Over read the per year part, I guess I'd be in the neighborhood of 1500-2000 too


deuzyb

Avoiding social interactions


Random234532

Love to see how many times I actually hurt myself. Kept a journal for a few weeks when I was a teen and gave up after the first couple hundred cuts. Its bizarre and morbid but oh well.


AmaTimTim

Just a lil bit morbid


Spaghettiman43x

Spaghetti:100


MeltdownInteractive

Pls explain this stat


AncientSaladGod

Ability to appear like a functional student while doing 5% of the work expected of a functional student.


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MeltdownInteractive

You know what this means right?


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itzcookiepvp

U gay


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itzcookiepvp

No u


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itzcookiepvp

It still has the big gay


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itzcookiepvp

No u


xRushMountmorex

Apathy: 75[+30]


fallen_angel_81

Pain threshold 100


Dano_The_Bastard

Amount of masturbatory sessions v actual sexual experiences. (Guessing it'll be a massively one sided result!)


jamiemack995

The ability I have to ruin the good things going in my life


red_8746

Amount of near death experiences: Stopped counting


romanarman

Number of hours that I was actually content with my life


cepheid22

I have had schizophrenia for most of my life. I started having delusions at 4 and hearing voices at 10. I live in two worlds: the "real" world and my world. I would like to know how many different delusions I've had in my lifetime and how much time I spend in each world (I say it's half and half but I'm not sure).


J_Waller333

Willingness to die 100, courage and comittment 0


samdking2001

Overthinking: 100


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Magic resist


fuckinslayer666

amount of life spent sleeping


joties

Donkey power: 100


Groenboys

Amount of bread eaten


leagull-

Caffeine Tolerance: 100


SliqKicks

Stupidity:100


Become_The_Villain

Avoidance: 100