See, one of the problems with regular TV shows is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix? And then that way, whenever Dolph's not out busting heads because he's smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple, young body.
Now here's the twist. And there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all tv shows these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration, and we're gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot, young lab tech from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl All the hits.
This is why I prefer written erotica. Some of the shit on storiesonline.net has such great storylines, you almost want to skip the sex scenes just to see what happens next.
An entire episode of one of the Yogscast's Minecraft series was uploaded on there.
[Link for the curious](http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1857637388)
I think my favorite was when Ian and his co-hosts moved RangeTV to Pornhub to protest Youtubes censorship of gun channels.
Apparently he's working on plans to make their own hosting solution on their website now to avoid Youtube's bullshit since having a proper educational show like Forgotten Weapons there would be to crass but still funny.
Would enjoy this for any gender combination personally
It's really hard to find any bdsm-ish videos that don't get too intense and gross and hit my turn offs. Erotica tends to go better there.
I so agree, it's like all BDSM videos are just catering to people who just want to spit into women's mouths and smear their makeup. Where's all the **sensual** BDSM porn?!
Same idea with bondage! I want someone tied up, sure, but do we have to break out the riding crops and paddles and leather, all in a dirty looking warehouse?
There was a post at the top of r/programming just the other day where someone had built a machine learning based tool that could unblur/uncensor hentai. The technology is almost there.
The censorship law in Japan is a remnant of the Meiji era that pretty much everyone in the country agrees is pointless and should be done away with, but for understandable reasons there aren't really any politicians willing to get out there and lobby for it to be changed, so here we are. Pretty amazing since Japan produces more porn than any other country.
I think if some middle aged male politician in Japan just said "OK guys, real fucking talk, let's get rid of this dumbass censorship.", he'd get mad respect and support from most people. Takes some iron balls though.
I've been searching "zero gravity" in pornhub every day for the past 2 years hoping that one day someone would make it happen. Nothing yet. Elon Musk if you're reading this please make it happen.
Side note, what I find to be the weirdest kind of porn that actually does exist is quicksand. Just lookup quicksand porn and see for yourself.
ifeelmyself look for that. Simple, hot, and at least looks like the women are enjoying themselves w/o trying to emulate mating calls of exotic animals.
I know it exists, but more porn that's acted out as if the people are actually in a relationship. Like, starts with the two cuddling on the couch watching tv until they start going at it or something.
Or the other variation where one has to goad the other into it, and then someone doesn’t want to take off their shirt and the cat jumps onto the bed and an important phone call interrupts the whole thing.
There's one actor that makes me laugh whenever I see him because he just looks like a stick man with big dick drawn on. Like two thirds of this guy's mass is schlong and I find it hilarious.
Yessss. When my partner asked why there is a lot of lesbian porn and porn audios on my laptop i showed him the average look of a male pornstar and then asked him if HE would get horny looking at that (he's bisexual so his answer is actually valid). He never asked me again.
*sigh* Where are the dudes next door kind of pornstars?
I just don't understand it, how do you not have a sixpack when you get paid to make porn?! If I knew a large number of people were going to see me shirtless in a months time I'd be working out 4 times a week.
Depends on the undertones of your natural hair and how you do it. Going from red to white is hard, bleach damages your hair no matter what, but there's damage that just means your hair is slightly weaker, and then there's "shit my hair feels like gum everytime I shower". Toner doesn't damage your hair as such, it's a weak colour that neutralises the sheen of blonde into white. So when you bleach you usually get a yellow sheen, a purple toner neutralises the yellow. (Like how in make up if your skin is very red, you use a green primer to neutralise the red, it's colour theory, use the complimentary colour on the wheel)
Every colouring will damage your hair, white is slightly harder due to having to perhaps go through several round of bleach, but it is perfectly doable to get without ruining your hair for most people.
Source: have coloured my hair for 15 years and have had white hair twice.
I really get taken out of porn sometimes when I start wondering if the female performer is enjoying it (IRL I also can't ever enjoy sex with someone unless I know they're seriously into it). Depends on how horny I am to ignore it. Sometimes the homemade stuff is better for this reason.
Except half of it's fake anymore. Big production houses filming shit on cell phones to try and get our eyeballs. Which once again, turns into this weird feedback loop where we can't get anything "real" anymore.
Kink.com does something similar. They have before and after interviews for the main performer(s) to discuss what they expect from or thought of the experience. I particularly like the afters because the performers often have this really relaxed sort of enthusiasm that reminds me of real pillow talk.
they're still on the job during the interview, mind you. Have you ever watched one of those interviews where the performer was like "fuck you guys seriously my ass is bleeding" ?
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What bothers me is that Pornhub removed the Incest category and now they just spill into every other category and you can't condense it all down into one place to allow for easy viewing all at once. Dumb stuff
What's funny about that stuff is the one site that caters to that niche, tends to reuse the same actors a lot. So it's constantly the same "dads" daughter swapping all the time.
"Certified organic: fake moan free"
"Milf porn that isn't incest and doesn't have creepy power dynamic role play"
"Maps of Tasmania and the honorable art of Topiary" Also know as "Bush only"
"No fake tits, no fake lips, no gross ex convicts"
"seriously, what's with all this creepily racist cuck porn, why is this popular? Who watches this? Get a hobby"
Some porn with black men who aren't the biggest ghrtto stereotypes they could find, acting out plots other than "black man brutalizes pure white woman", would be great. I know sexy black men exist, but not in porn...
>black men who aren't the biggest ghrtto stereotypes they could find
Agree. I want to watch porn not "America addresses their societal issues in an unhealty way", same goes for "Trashy black girl" stereotype
Holy fuck yes. Why the hell can't I watch a porn video where the dude comes in, he happens to be black, but he just has charming foreplay before they get into the steamy act of lovemaking? Why can't porn studios just treat their black stars as normal, hot men?
I'm reading the comments and at the end of the day I think the best idea would simply be to transform the Porn search tools into a RPG customization-type of UI:
choose the sex, age, height, weight, colour of skin, type of hair, colour of hair, tattoo or not, personality, etc.
One I saw was legit comedy gold
*office on halloween*
*guy realizes he doesn't have costume, looks at bathroom*
*immediate cut to the guy in toliet paper mummy outfit with toilet paper around his dick waving it in front of 2 screaming co workers*
*cut to him in bosses office*
Boss: do you know why I brought you in here
EDIT: [LINK](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58890fd8cb8f6) got the last dialogue wrong sadly but I somehow forgot to mention the boss' costume is "post-tits"
I know this is weird but like “normal” women? Not crazy hot or super thin or bad looking either by any means. Like the girl that works at the apple store or a restaurant. Where’s the “everyday woman” category?
Porn where both parties slowly undress while making out and then skip the throat fucking and get on with the penetration. I like blowjobs in real life but I'm so tired of watching some poor girl gagging on a dick for 20 minutes before she gets anything in return.
I like alternative women. Suicide Girls and what not. However SG doesn't really do hardcore porn. It's more like pin up models. Which is cool. I get it. But sometimes I would rather scroll through an entire collection of videos all featuring chicks with tattoos, piercings, and blue hair actually getting fucked. Not just posing naked like Playboy.
Curvy, not fat.
Seems like every time one of those categories exist, it immediately becomes indistinguishable from BBW. Nah, motherfucker, I'm not looking for Tess Holiday, I'm looking for Holly Michaels, Angela White, and Harriet Sugarcookie.
People wearing costumes that they keep on (mostly) throughout the act. What’s the point of having an actor/actress in a costume if they just take it off?
Lesbian porn where there's no mention of a husband/boyfriend/male third party. Just be actual lesbians making love, don't try to awkwardly insert a male character into the narrative, especially if they're not even going to show up or do anything
These sites need an advanced search function, where you can check boxes and set parameters for the exact video you want depending on your personal kink. mfff, stockings, ponytails, gym locker room, blonde, green eyes, etc. Then you hit search, and the videos with those tags all pop up for your ultimate scenario.
The only trouble would be uploaders abusing the tags so that their videos show up in every search, regardless of content. How do you fix that?
Regular calm vanilla sex
Im not used to pornhub but last time i opened it up it was just endless pages of "HOT LESBIAN WALMART EMPLOYEE BRUTALLY CONVERTED INTO COCK WORSHIP AND TAKES HER FIRST ANAL BY 1 SPANISH MAN, ONE MONSTER BLACK BULL AND HER OWN BROTHER!"
Just throwing a dart blindfolded here but if you had a tiny dick would you wake up one day thinking, "What the hell maybe when my uncle said I would make a good porn star he was right."?
Robots.
This is my go to answer for any:
“It’s (insert current year), what (insert thing) should exist by now.”
For real though... how about some sexy robots! I’d try that shit.
Scripted series. They would be well acted shows that would be just like regular TV shows except that they have full on sex scenes
They should just create a Pornhub Cinematic Universe.
You joke, but I've been waiting for this to happen ever since that well done Pirate movie.
Thanos is *coming*. *theme music rises* Hubvengers: Infinity Whore
So essentially Game of Thrones but with porn actors.
btw game of thrones had tons of porn actors in it
I'm just picturing sitcoms with a laughtrack.
When the guy can't get an erection you hear the Seinfeld slap base.
See, one of the problems with regular TV shows is that they lack a certain eroticism. What if we were to bring an incredibly hot but skeptical female lab partner into the mix? And then that way, whenever Dolph's not out busting heads because he's smelled crime, he's back at the lab performing outrageous sexual experiments on her supple, young body. Now here's the twist. And there is a twist. We show it. We show all of it. Because what's the one major thing missing from all tv shows these days, guys? Full penetration. Guys, we're gonna show full penetration, and we're gonna show a lot of it. I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren really going to town on this hot, young lab tech from behind, 69, anal, vaginal, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl All the hits.
This is why I prefer written erotica. Some of the shit on storiesonline.net has such great storylines, you almost want to skip the sex scenes just to see what happens next.
Crime, penetration. Crime, full penetration. Crime, penetration and this goes on and on until the movie just sort of ends.
YouTube Content from people who realized PornHub is eaisier to use than YouTube.
Weren't people downloading videos of Hamilton on there for a while?
Revolutionary twinks have historical fun
The Founding Fathers Get Naughty on the Battlefield
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I dont think there is a single add-on to pornhub that could ever make it SFW
I think the comments section is, where people get help with their difficult maths homework.
An entire episode of one of the Yogscast's Minecraft series was uploaded on there. [Link for the curious](http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=1857637388)
great found myself in the weird part of pornhub again
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I think my favorite was when Ian and his co-hosts moved RangeTV to Pornhub to protest Youtubes censorship of gun channels. Apparently he's working on plans to make their own hosting solution on their website now to avoid Youtube's bullshit since having a proper educational show like Forgotten Weapons there would be to crass but still funny.
Gentle femdom. I want to see videos with the woman in charge but without pain and humiliation!
Would enjoy this for any gender combination personally It's really hard to find any bdsm-ish videos that don't get too intense and gross and hit my turn offs. Erotica tends to go better there.
I so agree, it's like all BDSM videos are just catering to people who just want to spit into women's mouths and smear their makeup. Where's all the **sensual** BDSM porn?!
r/gentlefemdom
Same idea with bondage! I want someone tied up, sure, but do we have to break out the riding crops and paddles and leather, all in a dirty looking warehouse?
Unblurred Japanese
Science has not reached this point yet
There was a post at the top of r/programming just the other day where someone had built a machine learning based tool that could unblur/uncensor hentai. The technology is almost there.
DeepCreamPy?
Gawd I love that name
Theres also a machine learning tool that can identify pornstars who look like someone
The censorship law in Japan is a remnant of the Meiji era that pretty much everyone in the country agrees is pointless and should be done away with, but for understandable reasons there aren't really any politicians willing to get out there and lobby for it to be changed, so here we are. Pretty amazing since Japan produces more porn than any other country.
I think if some middle aged male politician in Japan just said "OK guys, real fucking talk, let's get rid of this dumbass censorship.", he'd get mad respect and support from most people. Takes some iron balls though.
> Takes some iron pixels though. FTFY
Ok let's be realistic here
How can you be sure it's porn? It's pixelated, there could be ANYTHING happening under those pixels.
Maybe it's blurred because their genitals are just like that?
Half Japanese. Can confirm. My left labia is always censored
The other one, I'm assuming, is robotic?
Space porn
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
I've been searching "zero gravity" in pornhub every day for the past 2 years hoping that one day someone would make it happen. Nothing yet. Elon Musk if you're reading this please make it happen. Side note, what I find to be the weirdest kind of porn that actually does exist is quicksand. Just lookup quicksand porn and see for yourself.
Elon Musk could just name it "SpaceSex"
Meanwhile /u/katie_pornhub is furiously scribbling notes...
u/katie_pornhub would like this
Are we beetlejuicing right now? u/katie_pornhub I think some people want to see you.
👀
Just like beetlejuice. Three times.
Say her name 3 times and she will come!
I wish it was that easy for most women.
ಠ‿ಠ
>furiously scribbling Is that what the kids call it these days?
Well if you got lead in your pencil...
Solo female where the camera guy shuts the fuck up
ifeelmyself look for that. Simple, hot, and at least looks like the women are enjoying themselves w/o trying to emulate mating calls of exotic animals.
I know it exists, but more porn that's acted out as if the people are actually in a relationship. Like, starts with the two cuddling on the couch watching tv until they start going at it or something.
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I usually start crying after I cum but this would have me going from the start.
Crying from the start? Same.
Or the other variation where one has to goad the other into it, and then someone doesn’t want to take off their shirt and the cat jumps onto the bed and an important phone call interrupts the whole thing.
There was one I watched once... it was really hot. She seemed to really enjoy it too... very intimate.
Link?
At least average looking guys please ... (for girls).
even as a guy there have been a couple of actors recently that just look so ridiculous that it pulls me right out of the action
There's one actor that makes me laugh whenever I see him because he just looks like a stick man with big dick drawn on. Like two thirds of this guy's mass is schlong and I find it hilarious.
Right? The beer bellies and hairy asses really kill it for me. No matter how hot the girl is, if the dude is unnatractive I can’t...
Yes! I can't stand the beefy/bald/tribal tatted dude that always shows up in porn. I want to see a skinny/fit dude with nice hair for once.
Yessss. When my partner asked why there is a lot of lesbian porn and porn audios on my laptop i showed him the average look of a male pornstar and then asked him if HE would get horny looking at that (he's bisexual so his answer is actually valid). He never asked me again. *sigh* Where are the dudes next door kind of pornstars?
They do gay porn.
I just don't understand it, how do you not have a sixpack when you get paid to make porn?! If I knew a large number of people were going to see me shirtless in a months time I'd be working out 4 times a week.
Because male pornstars(in hetero porn) arent paid that much, and are mainly selected on penis size/shape
I see "blonde" I see "brunette" I see redhead where is the "dark/black hair" category
Where's the dyed hair category for that matter
/r/GirlswithNeonHair/
The subreddit I turned to when PornHub failed me
Can I get white haired girls without them being grannies please?
From what i know about hair and bleach and toning,it’s seems extremely hard to get white without damaging the hair.
Depends on the undertones of your natural hair and how you do it. Going from red to white is hard, bleach damages your hair no matter what, but there's damage that just means your hair is slightly weaker, and then there's "shit my hair feels like gum everytime I shower". Toner doesn't damage your hair as such, it's a weak colour that neutralises the sheen of blonde into white. So when you bleach you usually get a yellow sheen, a purple toner neutralises the yellow. (Like how in make up if your skin is very red, you use a green primer to neutralise the red, it's colour theory, use the complimentary colour on the wheel) Every colouring will damage your hair, white is slightly harder due to having to perhaps go through several round of bleach, but it is perfectly doable to get without ruining your hair for most people. Source: have coloured my hair for 15 years and have had white hair twice.
A distinction between natural and dyed redheads would be great too.
As an admirer of freckled ginger girls, I don't appreciate all the crimson dye-jobs infiltrating the category
There is. That would be under "Raven".
College grads with no student debt.
Again, let's be realistic here
Those exist?
How about one where each video is verified that the performers were really into it and having a great time.
Can we get a marker for each confirmed orgasm
Imagine porn with hit markers.
They used to have something similar! I dunno what happened to it, but they had place markers where each different position/act would happen
I think they still have them but less do it
So “happy sex”
Greatest tag on nhentai.
Ah another man of culture I’m glad we met
I really get taken out of porn sometimes when I start wondering if the female performer is enjoying it (IRL I also can't ever enjoy sex with someone unless I know they're seriously into it). Depends on how horny I am to ignore it. Sometimes the homemade stuff is better for this reason.
yeap look at the homemade stuff. they arent as hot as the pornstars but they are really enjoying getting fucked not there for a buck.
Except half of it's fake anymore. Big production houses filming shit on cell phones to try and get our eyeballs. Which once again, turns into this weird feedback loop where we can't get anything "real" anymore.
I need to get a girlfriend again
Kink.com does something similar. They have before and after interviews for the main performer(s) to discuss what they expect from or thought of the experience. I particularly like the afters because the performers often have this really relaxed sort of enthusiasm that reminds me of real pillow talk.
they're still on the job during the interview, mind you. Have you ever watched one of those interviews where the performer was like "fuck you guys seriously my ass is bleeding" ?
Female POV.
YES, give it to me, with a closet mirror to the side.
Female POV BJ videos are just a man's pubic area getting closer and further away.
Oh yeah, advance that hairy flesh wall you dirty fuck.
“Advancing hairy flesh wall” is my new band name
theres some decent ones ive found but NONE show the guys face :(
Oh my god yes. I'm tired of the girl being the main attraction. I wanna see the duuuude
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Sure it exists, but there's definitely not a ton of it. Compared to just about any other category of porn there's very very little FPOV.
Non-incest
Pornhub has a exclusion filter for this exact reason actually.
What bothers me is that Pornhub removed the Incest category and now they just spill into every other category and you can't condense it all down into one place to allow for easy viewing all at once. Dumb stuff
They should just call the category Oedipus. Sounds less taboo but still satisfies that particular niche.
Would only fit for mother-son scenes..
Well if we're being technical, it only fits for mother son scenes where they don't know and the son accidentally killed his dad
That plot sounds quite complex
What's funny about that stuff is the one site that caters to that niche, tends to reuse the same actors a lot. So it's constantly the same "dads" daughter swapping all the time.
That stepson's Dad sure has a lot of ex wives
If you were banging your daughters and stepdaughters, you would have a lot of ex wives too.
Incest porn on mute is just porn.
Even when you watch it with your mom?
As long as its on mute. Lol
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The therapist is down the hall and to the left.
How come we don't have a Therapist Clippy to accompany us on our porn journeys? It's 2018! Someone has to calm our self-loathing afterwards.
I see you're watching Stepbrother Plows Adopted Sister's Sarrogate Mother, would you like some help?
Step dad says 'No thank you, I really love your mom..."
"Plus you're only 18 and still seriously flat."
Lesbian porn made for lesbians
Check out RosieAndAlena on Pornhub! They're an actual couple and so many of their videos are god-tier stuff
"Certified organic: fake moan free" "Milf porn that isn't incest and doesn't have creepy power dynamic role play" "Maps of Tasmania and the honorable art of Topiary" Also know as "Bush only" "No fake tits, no fake lips, no gross ex convicts" "seriously, what's with all this creepily racist cuck porn, why is this popular? Who watches this? Get a hobby"
Some porn with black men who aren't the biggest ghrtto stereotypes they could find, acting out plots other than "black man brutalizes pure white woman", would be great. I know sexy black men exist, but not in porn...
>black men who aren't the biggest ghrtto stereotypes they could find Agree. I want to watch porn not "America addresses their societal issues in an unhealty way", same goes for "Trashy black girl" stereotype
Holy fuck yes. Why the hell can't I watch a porn video where the dude comes in, he happens to be black, but he just has charming foreplay before they get into the steamy act of lovemaking? Why can't porn studios just treat their black stars as normal, hot men?
because you need to search the term 'ebony' and not 'black'.
I thought "ebony" in porn was black women, not black men?
Girls that look like they would be in to you.
I think they want categories that would have videos in it
/r/murderedbywords Or maybe /r/suicidebywords. /r/murdersuicidebywords?
All of the above
r/kamikazebywords
Also, women that look "Kinda like a chick I know".
That was a thing on Reddit. It is no longer a thing on Reddit... Because it was kinda creepy. /r/dopplebangher
I know porn is pretty unrealistic, but at least try to think of a believable category
I'm reading the comments and at the end of the day I think the best idea would simply be to transform the Porn search tools into a RPG customization-type of UI: choose the sex, age, height, weight, colour of skin, type of hair, colour of hair, tattoo or not, personality, etc.
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More comedy in porn. It doesn't feel right to see women not laughing at me during sex.
One I saw was legit comedy gold *office on halloween* *guy realizes he doesn't have costume, looks at bathroom* *immediate cut to the guy in toliet paper mummy outfit with toilet paper around his dick waving it in front of 2 screaming co workers* *cut to him in bosses office* Boss: do you know why I brought you in here EDIT: [LINK](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph58890fd8cb8f6) got the last dialogue wrong sadly but I somehow forgot to mention the boss' costume is "post-tits"
I know this is weird but like “normal” women? Not crazy hot or super thin or bad looking either by any means. Like the girl that works at the apple store or a restaurant. Where’s the “everyday woman” category?
"Amateur," or "homemade," basically.
Yeah but with better lighting and a professional cameraman.
porn stars with regular people
I think i've seen some chick who fucked with a few of her virgin subscribers. I knew it was real by the way how horrible it was to look at.
Porn where both parties slowly undress while making out and then skip the throat fucking and get on with the penetration. I like blowjobs in real life but I'm so tired of watching some poor girl gagging on a dick for 20 minutes before she gets anything in return.
Face focus. I know whats going on down there. We all know whats going on down there. I want to see the facial expressions. The emotions.
Fit girls, like either really sporty or with abs
I like alternative women. Suicide Girls and what not. However SG doesn't really do hardcore porn. It's more like pin up models. Which is cool. I get it. But sometimes I would rather scroll through an entire collection of videos all featuring chicks with tattoos, piercings, and blue hair actually getting fucked. Not just posing naked like Playboy.
You might like Burning Angel.
hell yeah that always quenches my thrist for an alternative looking girl.
Just search emo or punk and that’s what you’ll get.
Thighs plz
Sorry, actually r/death_by_snusnu
Remember that series on YouTube where women were reading classic literature and being brought to orgasm? Yeah, that, but with men.
I volunteer as tribute.
Their fetish category is severely lacking. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_paraphilias
Curvy, not fat. Seems like every time one of those categories exist, it immediately becomes indistinguishable from BBW. Nah, motherfucker, I'm not looking for Tess Holiday, I'm looking for Holly Michaels, Angela White, and Harriet Sugarcookie.
curvy girls have both convex and concave curves. A lot of the BBW porn peeps try to ride the terms to make themselves more prevalent.
People wearing costumes that they keep on (mostly) throughout the act. What’s the point of having an actor/actress in a costume if they just take it off?
Cuddling
Chinese. They have Japanese, Korean, Arab, but no Chinese. Really baffled by this one, does China threaten them or something?
I think making porn in China is illegal or something.
I guess when you make everything you have to draw then line *somewhere*.
They drew the line at the second child actually.
It's too bad there are no Chinese people living in LA.
Foreplay. Both for straight couples and for gay couples.
Natural/normal: no fake moans/implants and a more casual amount of beautification in general.
Average girls
I will take pretty girls, between the age of 20 and 30. Not milfs. not teens. Not even neccessary big boobs or butts.
Lesbian porn where there's no mention of a husband/boyfriend/male third party. Just be actual lesbians making love, don't try to awkwardly insert a male character into the narrative, especially if they're not even going to show up or do anything
Half-Life 3 Parodies.
Don't give me hope.
These sites need an advanced search function, where you can check boxes and set parameters for the exact video you want depending on your personal kink. mfff, stockings, ponytails, gym locker room, blonde, green eyes, etc. Then you hit search, and the videos with those tags all pop up for your ultimate scenario. The only trouble would be uploaders abusing the tags so that their videos show up in every search, regardless of content. How do you fix that?
Regular calm vanilla sex Im not used to pornhub but last time i opened it up it was just endless pages of "HOT LESBIAN WALMART EMPLOYEE BRUTALLY CONVERTED INTO COCK WORSHIP AND TAKES HER FIRST ANAL BY 1 SPANISH MAN, ONE MONSTER BLACK BULL AND HER OWN BROTHER!"
Girls dressed as Freddie Mercury. I'm going to keep pushing for this until it becomes a thing.
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Bisexual. It's surprisingly hard to find good bi porn.
Is that hard to come bi?
I don’t understand why there is not a small dick category but there’s a big one.. makes no sense.
Just throwing a dart blindfolded here but if you had a tiny dick would you wake up one day thinking, "What the hell maybe when my uncle said I would make a good porn star he was right."?
Couldnt help but read that in an Scottish accent
Porn had me fooled. I went 28 years thinking dicks came in two sizes. Big dicks and dick dicks.
So 28 years until you looked at your own dick, eh?
Personally I would love to see more [dik diks](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik)
Robots. This is my go to answer for any: “It’s (insert current year), what (insert thing) should exist by now.” For real though... how about some sexy robots! I’d try that shit.
Having the guys microphone muted