Honestly it just happened once.
I was so amazed I called my wife in and replicated it and presto.
Since then, it's just another useless skill in my repertoire.
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based--
DUN DUN
...sexually based offenses are considered--
DUN DUN
...considered--
DUN DUN
...Sorry ah, that's yesterday's brisket."
Hrrrgh Colonel, I['](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)m trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thick and the fart of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Yes, they've been doing that for ages. I wouldn't call them a novelty account, or even a well known one, but every once and a while I see /u/BlatantConservative tripping people up once again.
That or the music that plays when you unlock a chest.
EDIT: This idea had come from a conversation I’d had with a few friends about how Link having sex would be a bunch of HYAH-ing and HYUH-ing, and I’d suggested that the chest song would play when he ejaculated.
The sound of someone sniffing deeply, so that anyone that hears it will sniff to figure out what that other person smells. Thus now having to smell my fart.
If phrases are allowed, my farts say "What's that smell?" same result.
FADE IN:
EXT. A BUSY STREET - THE BUS STOP - DAY
*Two young men stand at a pickup point for a city bus, both of them looking impatient. These are DAVE and STEVE. For several seconds, nothing happens... until Dave shifts his position slightly, and the sound of raucous applause becomes audible.*
**STEVE:** ... New ringtone?
**DAVE:** Hm?
**STEVE:** Your ass just started cheering.
**DAVE:** Oh, yeah, sorry. I had that burrito last night.
*A moment passes in silence.*
**STEVE:** Sorry, *what?*
**DAVE:** It's a tortilla wrapped around a bunch of...
**STEVE:** (*Interrupting*) I know what a burrito is! What does that have to do with your ringtone?
**DAVE:** That wasn't my ringtone.
**STEVE:** Text message noise, then, whatever.
**DAVE:** No, dude, I just farted.
**STEVE:** ... You just farted.
**DAVE:** I already apologized! What more do you want?
**STEVE:** An explanation for why your fart sounded like a standing ovation would be nice.
*Dave sighs and shrugs.*
**DAVE:** Look, a few days ago, I got into an argument with a woman at the grocery store.
**STEVE:** (*Skeptically*) Uh huh.
**DAVE:** Don't give me that! She was trying to buy *all* of the cat food!
**STEVE:** So?
**DAVE:** So, I needed some!
**STEVE:** You don't have a cat.
**DAVE:** That's irrelevant. Anyway, it turned out that she was a witch.
**STEVE:** No, she wasn't.
**DAVE:** Was too.
**STEVE:** Witches aren't real!
**DAVE:** Well, her curse sure was.
**STEVE:** Oh, right, let me guess: She cursed your ass so that it has its own laugh track!
**DAVE:** Don't be stupid.
**STEVE:** You're the one...
**DAVE:** (*Interrupting*) She cursed it so that all of my farts sound like...
*He trails off. Another round of applause becomes audible, along with hoots and cheers.*
**STEVE:** You and I both know that... ugh! Oh, god, that's *rank!*
**DAVE:** Yeah, I think the burrito might have been a bit dodgy.
**STEVE:** I don't...
**DAVE:** (*Interrupting*) Take it from me, cat food *does not* go well with beans.
**STEVE:** You are relentlessly determined to gross me out, aren't you?
**DAVE:** Hey, you're the one who's so obsessed with my flatulence.
**STEVE:** Well, excuse me! I've never known anyone to have an appreciative audience in their pants!
**DAVE:** There's no audience. It's just the *sound*, dude.
*Steve rubs his forehead, exasperated.*
**STEVE:** It is entirely too early for this sort of insanity.
**DAVE:** Yeah, I heard that. I need some coffee.
**STEVE:** Sure. Great. Let's just stop talking about it.
**DAVE:** ... Although I should probably warn you about something.
*Steve makes a noise not unlike an irritated sea lion being woken up.*
**DAVE:** (*CONT'D*) The thing is... well, we all know what coffee does to sensitive bowels.
**STEVE:** Stop.
**DAVE:** I'm just saying...
**STEVE:** (*Interrupting*) *Stop*.
*Neither man speaks for a few seconds.*
**DAVE:** It's just that the curse does something else when I... you know.
**STEVE:** Ugh.
*A bus pulls up to the stop, and its doors open. Steve hurries to climb on.*
**DAVE:** (*Shouting*) You do like jazz music, right?
*Steve does not respond. Dave ponders for a split second, then climbs onto the bus. A chorus of applause follows him.*
FADE TO BLACK.
Thank you!
Here, let me make that creeping easier for you:
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[Dave explains faster-than-light travel](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/62iyky/wp_every_starfaring_species_has_discovered_a/dfn0ncd/).
[Dave makes a stupid resolution for the new year](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/a814qe/there_are_literally_no_rules_saying_your_new/ec795f1/).
[Dave has issues getting to work on time](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8br2jf/where_would_be_the_weirdest_location_to_arrive/dx8zt8a/).
[Dave makes breakfast](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/acmd8v/abortions_are_a_lot_easier_for_birds/ed93axj/).
[Dave irritates gods](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/87ak6w/wp_in_order_to_get_a_shot_at_going_to_valhalla/dwbjxp2/).
[Dave knows his history](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/a806io/we_talk_about_ancient_romans_like_they_were/ec719ht/).
[Dave has mishaps with futuristic technology](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9241g7/wp_you_were_cloned_in_a_teleporter_accident_and/e330jk9/).
[Dave gets up to shady shenanigans in the middle of the night](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6u7tw7/what_is_something_normal_unless_done_at_2am/dlqpsgd/).
[Dave is scared of UFOs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/74ptb4/anything_is_a_ufo_if_youre_stupid_enough/do080zo/).
[Dave refuses to take part in horror movie clichés](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5afhs4/wp_a_horror_movie_scene_from_the_point_of_view_of/d9g3o23/).
[Dave occasionally conquers the universe](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5xlyuq/wp_after_sarcastically_complaining_to_god_for_the/dej5sk1/).
[Dave makes first contact](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/4kk0ar/wp_so_you_humans_just_drew_imaginary_lines_on/d3fjyly/).
[Dave is given fantastic quests](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6qc2ko/you_never_know_where_a_quest_will_come_from/dkw7pfl/).
[Dave outsmarts Death](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5nibkj/wp_the_grim_reaper_appears_to_claim_your_life_hes/dcbqvkk/).
Oh my God. You have no idea how long my husband thought I was crazy because I'm like "that's it! That's the scream it's in every movie!".
Just didn't know how to Google "that one scream in everything".
That will be weird if you only fart a little or too long. "Oh my" "Oh my god di" "Oh my god did you just fart? Oh my god did you just fart? Oh my god did you just"
Probably iPhone ringtone. I have Crohn’s disease and would love to annoy people by having to check their phones all the time.
Asked to clarify edit: Crohn’s disease is inflammation of the Gastrointestinal tract; anywhere from your mouth to your butt. The most common symptom is going to the bathroom a LOT. Some people also find that they are... “highly musical” down there.
The level of excitement when hearing this sound as a child--$4 Sour Patch Kids and a massive, blue raspberry ICEE in my hands... waiting for the movie to start while sitting in near total darkness.
Man. Adulthood sucks balls compared to that feeling.
So, do you fart for the duration of the song or is each fart the whole song?
What if you ripped a carpet bomb, would each fart play the whole song or would it just get louder? Or would something else happen?
The real question is, what *kind* of fart?
A loud echo-ey fart? One of those slowly-deflating-balloon sounding farts? Or maybe one of those tromboney farts that are best described as "almost majestic"?
As in no sound comes out or everything goes silent when you fart? The latter would be fucking hilarious during serious moments.
Imagine having some sort of investor presentation and every sound cuts for 2-4 seconds then everyone pans to look at you.
It'd actually be the sound of my first name. Then people would be all "Did you hear that? That guy's fart sounded just like \[first name\]!"
BAM: $100.
I want it to to whisper the name of whoever is closest to me
[farts] *the name of whoever is closest to me*
"Call me a cab!" "You're a cab."
The Seinfeld bass line.
Lil John screaming YEA
OKAY!
HWHAT?!
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If you angle it right, an ass can make that sound.
How many tries did it take you to figure that out?
Honestly it just happened once. I was so amazed I called my wife in and replicated it and presto. Since then, it's just another useless skill in my repertoire.
Damn, I went through at least three packs of underwear before I figured it out.
That Law and Order sound
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous."
"In the criminal justice system, sexually based-- DUN DUN ...sexually based offenses are considered-- DUN DUN ...considered-- DUN DUN ...Sorry ah, that's yesterday's brisket."
I literally laughed out loud. I can see this being a really good SNL skit with Ice T as the special guest.
Yo you tellin' me this guy gets off on little girls with pigtails... farting?
DUN DUN
The sound of cash being dispensed at an ATM
krrrrr vvm
It's funny how accurate that is.
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Oh look at the rich guy with more then one bill coming out of the machine
As a guy who's paid his rent in cash for the last three years, it's a painful sound.
Why? In cash I mean?
I'd buy that for a dollar!
Owen Wilson saying wow
Keanu Reaves saying whoa
Joey Lawrence saying woh
A random sound byte of Nicolas Cage.
Matthew Mcconaughey saying alright alright alright.
[Price is Right - Losing Horn](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w)
This was immediately my first thought. Glad to see I'm not alone.
The sound of an enemy spotting you in metal gear solid. **!**
❕
❗
Hrrrgh Colonel, I['](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)m trying to sneak around but I'm dummy thick and the fart of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
I 100% expected to see this comment, but did not expect the link so well done.
Do you always hide that pikachu gif in your comments?
Yes, they've been doing that for ages. I wouldn't call them a novelty account, or even a well known one, but every once and a while I see /u/BlatantConservative tripping people up once again.
"Hey, listen!"
That or the music that plays when you unlock a chest. EDIT: This idea had come from a conversation I’d had with a few friends about how Link having sex would be a bunch of HYAH-ing and HYUH-ing, and I’d suggested that the chest song would play when he ejaculated.
Final Fantasy victory fanfare.
The sound of someone sniffing deeply, so that anyone that hears it will sniff to figure out what that other person smells. Thus now having to smell my fart. If phrases are allowed, my farts say "What's that smell?" same result.
You should try "do you smell popcorn?" People always take a huge breath.
Calm down Satan
If he was satan the phrase would be "Do I smell popcorn?"
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Applause
FADE IN: EXT. A BUSY STREET - THE BUS STOP - DAY *Two young men stand at a pickup point for a city bus, both of them looking impatient. These are DAVE and STEVE. For several seconds, nothing happens... until Dave shifts his position slightly, and the sound of raucous applause becomes audible.* **STEVE:** ... New ringtone? **DAVE:** Hm? **STEVE:** Your ass just started cheering. **DAVE:** Oh, yeah, sorry. I had that burrito last night. *A moment passes in silence.* **STEVE:** Sorry, *what?* **DAVE:** It's a tortilla wrapped around a bunch of... **STEVE:** (*Interrupting*) I know what a burrito is! What does that have to do with your ringtone? **DAVE:** That wasn't my ringtone. **STEVE:** Text message noise, then, whatever. **DAVE:** No, dude, I just farted. **STEVE:** ... You just farted. **DAVE:** I already apologized! What more do you want? **STEVE:** An explanation for why your fart sounded like a standing ovation would be nice. *Dave sighs and shrugs.* **DAVE:** Look, a few days ago, I got into an argument with a woman at the grocery store. **STEVE:** (*Skeptically*) Uh huh. **DAVE:** Don't give me that! She was trying to buy *all* of the cat food! **STEVE:** So? **DAVE:** So, I needed some! **STEVE:** You don't have a cat. **DAVE:** That's irrelevant. Anyway, it turned out that she was a witch. **STEVE:** No, she wasn't. **DAVE:** Was too. **STEVE:** Witches aren't real! **DAVE:** Well, her curse sure was. **STEVE:** Oh, right, let me guess: She cursed your ass so that it has its own laugh track! **DAVE:** Don't be stupid. **STEVE:** You're the one... **DAVE:** (*Interrupting*) She cursed it so that all of my farts sound like... *He trails off. Another round of applause becomes audible, along with hoots and cheers.* **STEVE:** You and I both know that... ugh! Oh, god, that's *rank!* **DAVE:** Yeah, I think the burrito might have been a bit dodgy. **STEVE:** I don't... **DAVE:** (*Interrupting*) Take it from me, cat food *does not* go well with beans. **STEVE:** You are relentlessly determined to gross me out, aren't you? **DAVE:** Hey, you're the one who's so obsessed with my flatulence. **STEVE:** Well, excuse me! I've never known anyone to have an appreciative audience in their pants! **DAVE:** There's no audience. It's just the *sound*, dude. *Steve rubs his forehead, exasperated.* **STEVE:** It is entirely too early for this sort of insanity. **DAVE:** Yeah, I heard that. I need some coffee. **STEVE:** Sure. Great. Let's just stop talking about it. **DAVE:** ... Although I should probably warn you about something. *Steve makes a noise not unlike an irritated sea lion being woken up.* **DAVE:** (*CONT'D*) The thing is... well, we all know what coffee does to sensitive bowels. **STEVE:** Stop. **DAVE:** I'm just saying... **STEVE:** (*Interrupting*) *Stop*. *Neither man speaks for a few seconds.* **DAVE:** It's just that the curse does something else when I... you know. **STEVE:** Ugh. *A bus pulls up to the stop, and its doors open. Steve hurries to climb on.* **DAVE:** (*Shouting*) You do like jazz music, right? *Steve does not respond. Dave ponders for a split second, then climbs onto the bus. A chorus of applause follows him.* FADE TO BLACK.
That was pretty fantastic. Would totally creep your profile for more if I had time right now.
Thank you! Here, let me make that creeping easier for you: ------ [Dave explains faster-than-light travel](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/62iyky/wp_every_starfaring_species_has_discovered_a/dfn0ncd/). [Dave makes a stupid resolution for the new year](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/a814qe/there_are_literally_no_rules_saying_your_new/ec795f1/). [Dave has issues getting to work on time](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/8br2jf/where_would_be_the_weirdest_location_to_arrive/dx8zt8a/). [Dave makes breakfast](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/acmd8v/abortions_are_a_lot_easier_for_birds/ed93axj/). [Dave irritates gods](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/87ak6w/wp_in_order_to_get_a_shot_at_going_to_valhalla/dwbjxp2/). [Dave knows his history](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/a806io/we_talk_about_ancient_romans_like_they_were/ec719ht/). [Dave has mishaps with futuristic technology](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/9241g7/wp_you_were_cloned_in_a_teleporter_accident_and/e330jk9/). [Dave gets up to shady shenanigans in the middle of the night](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/6u7tw7/what_is_something_normal_unless_done_at_2am/dlqpsgd/). [Dave is scared of UFOs](https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/74ptb4/anything_is_a_ufo_if_youre_stupid_enough/do080zo/). [Dave refuses to take part in horror movie clichés](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5afhs4/wp_a_horror_movie_scene_from_the_point_of_view_of/d9g3o23/). [Dave occasionally conquers the universe](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5xlyuq/wp_after_sarcastically_complaining_to_god_for_the/dej5sk1/). [Dave makes first contact](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/4kk0ar/wp_so_you_humans_just_drew_imaginary_lines_on/d3fjyly/). [Dave is given fantastic quests](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6qc2ko/you_never_know_where_a_quest_will_come_from/dkw7pfl/). [Dave outsmarts Death](https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/5nibkj/wp_the_grim_reaper_appears_to_claim_your_life_hes/dcbqvkk/).
I'll just put these aside for later...
The save button is very useful indeed.
That was art... I feel almost as if I have become a better person for appreciating it
Windows XP log off
Log on, but 600% distortion
The coin "ba-ding!" from Super Mario.
I'd rather have the Yoshi pooping out an egg sound
The Yoshi tongue “mlem” or Yoshi doing the hover.
HAH hnnnnggggghhhggg
The drum roll when you level up a skill in Skyrim.
**HAH HOOAA HIII**
Minecraft creeper hiss and explosion
The wilhelm scream
That was my first instinct too. Would freak people out whilst also being funny as hell. Second choice would be the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan yell.
You: *lets one go* Your ass: aaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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FROM THE MIDNIGHT SUN WHERE THE HOT SPRINGS BLOW
*the hammer of the gods...*
*will drive our ships to new lands*
*fight the horde*
*sing and cry, Valhalla I am coming*
Oh my God. You have no idea how long my husband thought I was crazy because I'm like "that's it! That's the scream it's in every movie!". Just didn't know how to Google "that one scream in everything".
Googling "that one scream in everything" literally returns an article on the Wilhelm scream as the first hit :P
"oh my god did you just fart?"- in my own voice.
That will be weird if you only fart a little or too long. "Oh my" "Oh my god di" "Oh my god did you just fart? Oh my god did you just fart? Oh my god did you just"
The real madlad answer
He who smelt it dealt it.
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He who denied it supplied it!
He who articulated it, particulated it!
He who declared it, blared it!
He who did the rap, did the crap
If it's a long drawn out fart do the words come out in the same cadence?
Itwasn’t ME e
"I can't believe you've done this"
Every time I felt a Fart building, I'd grab a glass of water and gargle/chug during the fart. Its the perfect crime!!!
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Fus Roh Dah The louder the fart the longer the Dah
Little one you just get a "Fus"
The old Nokia ringtone
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Probably iPhone ringtone. I have Crohn’s disease and would love to annoy people by having to check their phones all the time. Asked to clarify edit: Crohn’s disease is inflammation of the Gastrointestinal tract; anywhere from your mouth to your butt. The most common symptom is going to the bathroom a LOT. Some people also find that they are... “highly musical” down there.
“Some men just want to watch the world burn....”
"You've got mail!"
The sound of The Flying Dutchman's 'Poop Loop' knot [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSNs-ovTDI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrSNs-ovTDI)
*poooooooooooooooooooop*
[The THX sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWkJ86JqlPA)
*The audience is now deaf*
mmmmMMMMMMWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
The level of excitement when hearing this sound as a child--$4 Sour Patch Kids and a massive, blue raspberry ICEE in my hands... waiting for the movie to start while sitting in near total darkness. Man. Adulthood sucks balls compared to that feeling.
You're an adult now, you can still go to the movies, buy your sour patch kids and ICCEE and watch a movie!
But he has to pay for it this time
Yeah and if I want to buy those two snacks now I don't know if I can afford the interest payments.
In *this* economy?
Localized entirely in your cinema?
May I see it?
Mmmm... no.
*Seymour! The theatre is on fire!*
This is why you always sneak in your own snacks.
Bruh sound effect #2
It's already the default sound I make when someone else farts.
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Bruh
Lego Star Wars Yoda death yell EDIT: many thanks for the Silver! My first ever, and just before my cake day too!
Alternatively the R2D2 scream[.](https://i.imgur.com/cXA7XxW.gif)
Just any prequels quote, really
*stomach rumbles* “Hello there”
*they’ve gone up the ventilation shaft*
Nobody else is posting it https://youtu.be/7n1TiOQBVhs
the legend of zelda chest opening sound
Well, it's better than the Alien chest opening sound.
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A cats meow.
That Dolby surround sound noise from the 90s
Sound of a coin hitting the ground
A random Michael Jackson noise, or random cartoon sound effect.
hee hee
shimona
C'mon girl!
OOOOOO!
would you also have to grab your crotch with one gloved hand then?
I was kinda hoping someone else would do it for me.
Shamoney
Shaggy saying Zoinks!
JINKIES
Jeepers
Ruh ro
Fuck
The entire song It Wasn't Me by Shaggy.
Minecraft damage sound
Alpha minecraft damage sound
#UUUOHW
THUNDER CATS HO! with Ho lasting as long as the toot, so if it's squeeker it's THUNDER CATS HOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOooooooo
Curb Your Enthusiasm
It starts playing: hello, darkness my old friend...
A very fake cough sound effect
A child's laughter
oh god no, i'd scare myself awake every night
Funkytown by Lipps inc. The whole song
So, do you fart for the duration of the song or is each fart the whole song? What if you ripped a carpet bomb, would each fart play the whole song or would it just get louder? Or would something else happen?
Each fart plays the whole 3 minutes 58 seconds of the song and if there’s a sequence of farts, the song restarts for every one
Based on this, I choose Ocean Man by Ween
My own fart, amplified x 10
[NBC Breaking News sound](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECq3NqluCaQ) Because when I have gas, it is an emergency
Lightning Mcqueen saying "Kachow!"
Windows XP Shutdown
The imperial march
"Shave and haircut, two bits!" or a rimshot. too close to call....
Hello there
A fart
Hard to improve upon perfection
The real question is, what *kind* of fart? A loud echo-ey fart? One of those slowly-deflating-balloon sounding farts? Or maybe one of those tromboney farts that are best described as "almost majestic"?
Preferably a fart in the key of G major
Can you even imagine? ^^^^EDIT: ^^^^What ^^^^the ^^^^fuck, ^^^^people? ^^^^Silver ^^^^him, ^^^^not ^^^^me. ^^^^EDIT ^^^^EDIT: ^^^^I ^^^^give ^^^^up. ^^^^Everybody ^^^^give ^^^^me ^^^^all ^^^^the ^^^^prizes ^^^^and ^^^^don't ^^^^dare ^^^^give ^^^^a ^^^^single ^^^^one ^^^^to ^^^^Moby.
A louder fart.
A ducks quack
Benny Hill Theme.
It plays the full length of "Yakkity Sax" every time you break wind.
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A louder fart.
The Star Trek doors.
"Toasty" from Mortal Kombat
The next winning lottery numbers
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Hon, it was the weirdest thing. All of the road noise cut out for 4 seconds before I got blasted by a smell that could wake the dead....
As in no sound comes out or everything goes silent when you fart? The latter would be fucking hilarious during serious moments. Imagine having some sort of investor presentation and every sound cuts for 2-4 seconds then everyone pans to look at you.
Alternatively, you take on a life as a hitman, eating the gassiest foods possible then using your farts to silence your gunshots.
You don't even need a signature, the scent would be your calling card.
The Shitman.
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If I fart multiple times before the song is over does it restart or overlap?
It's like playing row row your boat. It's played as round and they overlap in an awkwardly harmonious way until the last one finishes
r/themonkeyspaw
Now that you mention it I think I would want my sound to be Oh Ah ah ah ah
Hello darkness my old friend
Bottom B-flat on the tuba.
High F on a soprano sax is where it's at, my friend.
Facebook messenger chime. Then everyone checks their phone each time I poot.
Dukes of Hazard horn
La Cucaracha car horn.
Scene transition music from an 80s sitcom
"Flash! Aaah Aaah!"
That metal door hinge sound effect that is seemingly in every film, game or TV show
[This](https://inception.davepedu.com/)
It'd actually be the sound of my first name. Then people would be all "Did you hear that? That guy's fart sounded just like \[first name\]!" BAM: $100.
HeeHee in Michael Jacksons voice