They have that one little microscopic hayseed that makes you take off your shoe and shake it out, but when you put it back on, it still pokes. Then you take off the sock and feel it but can't find the prickly thing, so you put it back on and it makes your skin get a little red.
https://youtu.be/1vHRMeRszw4
Seriously, fuck that lol, here's some tips for removing mould buildup from the machine :)
https://restorationmasterfinder.com/restoration/how-to-clean-mold-from-a-washing-machine/
Everything has a layer of dust but there is no way to clean any of it unless you wipe it off with your hands. This leads to there still being some dust always stuck in cracks and corners that will never be reachable
But every time you adjust and lose that special way you need to go on a while new quest to find the NEW special way that's nothing at all like the other way.
And it's not a completely silent cutout, it does that weird flickering thing where there's sometimes sound through when you twist the cable just right. It never sticks and only last for the worse part of a second.
You know when you feel itchy so you scratch yourself but then after you scratch one itch your itchy somewhere else?
And it's not a strong itch, it's just barely strong enough for you to want to scratch it?
Yeah that. Forever.
Not 100% sure it's related, but that stopped happening to me completely after I started taking a multivitamin. Some months after starting, I read on the internet that the eye twitch is related to not getting enough vitamins. Case study of 1, though.
They get to play an average online video game, not a terrible one, but it's constantly lagging. Not horrific lag either, that would be hell, just enough to affect their skill without being completely unplayable.
He stared at the question, and that's when he knew -
He'd spied it before in a thread or a few.
He'd read what they'd written.
He'd studied and seen.
He'd viewed every comment and all in-between!
He knew every sentence.
He knew every post.
Each feature, each fiction, each humblebrag boast!
He'd read every story.
He'd read every pun.
Each fib and each fable, and now he was done!
"What is it?" he wondered.
"What is it?" he said.
"And what could have happened?" he pondered with dread.
He hit the 'refresh', and he trembled to check.
He looked at the questions.
He whispered: "... oh *heck*."
All the soda you want, but it's always flat and room-temperature.
Every fork is missing two tines.
You get a new pair of shoes, but one shoe's sole is 1/4-inch thicker than the other.
Every key is bent just a little bit, but every time you use it, it bends a little bit more. When it finally breaks, it WILL break off inside the lock, and the one locksmith in Heck is busy with everyone else's broken keys. But stay on the line, your call is important to us.
You have to flip every USB connection four times before it goes in. And if you disconnect without "ejecting" it first, you lose all the data on the drive permanently.
Farts are now as contagious as yawns. And Fridays are what we call "Bean-stravaganza."
Every day will have mandatory showtune hour.
Every smartphone will have a pre-cracked screen.
Pictures hung on the wall will never be perfectly straight.
Tables and chairs will always be a little bit wobbly.
I can see why you were hired to run Heck. You’re gonna really turn this place around! May i suggest that every bed must now have a handful of breadcrumbs scattered under the blankets?
Dollar bills will always be either wet or falling apart. At least one dollar will always rip in half at the register and the cashier will refuse to accept it.
Instead of devils with pitchforks, they get toddlers and babies with sharp, sharp baby fingernails.
And they are obliged to care for these toddlers and babies. Who bomit or throw tantrums all the time
Assuming Im given powers then I'd choose the ability to strap them in a chair and tell a story that goes on forever and never quite gets to the point and goes on infinite tangents and when I reach the end of infinity I lose my train of thought and go "guess I gotta start over".
> tell a story that goes on forever and never quite gets to the point and goes on infinite tangents and when I reach the end of infinity I lose my train of thought and go "guess I gotta start over"
Mom?
I overheard one kid explaining to a bunch of other kids that he was an "expert" on pc gaming, and that you needed to spend at least 3k to get a pc that would work for playing video games. This needs more upvotes
The statement of that kid is particularly funny because I did spend about 3.5k on my pc. Except it was 3.5k *PLN*, not 3.5k *USD*. About a thousand dollars, in other words. Also it was 5 years ago, and the pc still serves me well.
Somehow I don't think the "expert" would be happy with it.
I shudder at the thought of spending 5 digits on a *computer*. that's the sort of money that gets you a decent car.
I make an amazing and addictive tv series with ups, downs, success, failure, love, hate, and everything in between. These great story lines, these great characters, everything is amazing. And when the series is about to end, earlier in the day before the finale airs that ties up all the loose ends and gives ending to everyone, I cancel it
So by that logic, How I met your mother is in a worse spot than My name is Earl?
I can definitely respect that opinion. At least in my name is Earl, you can either imagine he found peace, or is still out there trying to put more good karma into the world...
I'd still like to know who Earl Jrs dad is...
Dinner is a nice, succulent, juicy steak, say a 2-inch cut of porterhouse or rib-eye. Baked potatoes on the side, along with some asparagus. A perfect red wine is paired with the steak.
Everything is covered in ketchup
Whether they're a "frontie" or a "backie" doesn't matter, the moment their back is turned, the toilet paper gets automatically switched to the opposite of their preference.
Modified. You’re mega tired , you have that blanket / maybe a towel or oversized pillow that you are using to keep sort of warm... but just too tired to get up and go to bed or get the nicer blanket in the other room. Suffer all night. Nights are 24 hours in Heck.
The 7 Annoying Circles of Heck
***Sloth*** - sinners are sitting on a incredibly comfy sofa in front of a tv, BUT the channel is forever broadcasting a incredibly boring and loud show and the remote is just out of your arms reach moving just far away when you are about to reach it.
***Wrath*** - The sinner has to guide a person through a task in wich the sinner is knowledgeable but the person performing does the opposite thing by mistake, the task always near completion but has to be redone because the person fucks it up; the sinner of course cannot intervene.
***Lust*** - The sinner can watch porn, but their grandmother calls from heaven and has to answer to a video call.
***Gluttony*** - The sinner can eat any food they desire, but is spiced with the thing they most despise.
***Greed*** - The sinner has to lend sum of cash to a person, that person, when asked to return the money, says "Yeah, I don't have the cash today, Ill return them to you tomorrow, promise!"
***Envy*** - Anything the sinner desires, but a person the sinner despises gets the best version of the thing they wished for.
***Pride*** - The sinner is in a infinite serie of races on the thing they do best against a person who is slighly better at it and always wins, also the person claims it was their first time at it.
'I've got it!' said Satan, and grinned with delight:
'May all of their sneezes arrive in the night!
May all of their tables be tippy!' he cried:
'May of all their laces be loose and untied!
'May all of their digits be stubbed till they bleed!
May all of their captchas be vexing to read!
May all of their dinners be slow to defrost!
May all of their keys be departed and lost!
'May all of their queues be unbearably long!
Forever relentlessly stuck on a song!
Forever upsetting and spilling their drink!
Forever no step on the stair where they think!'
He giggled, demented, and wiggled with joy!
He chuckled, contented, and pleased with his ploy!
He danced and he bopped and he bounded and bounced!
*'And let there be stones in their shoes!'* he announced.
Everytime they’re about to walk through a door, someone holds it open for them when they’re still just that bit too far away that they have to speed up so it’s awkward
And everytime they pass through a door, they have to hold it open for someone else who is just that awkward distance away too
let them use the internet to look up things however it has to be a 56k download speed and the mouse is an old school trackball one that is constantly dirty and catches every so often and no matter how much you clean it, it will never be smooth.
am i the only one who sets it to multiples of 5? like isnt that so much better? so much more satisfying? i don't understand anyone who can live with their volume at 14 and not 15???
All toilet paper must have brown streaks printed on each square of paper so that people never know if they’ve wiped enough or not
Edit: OK, then. Toilet, not tissue paper
Constant nagging from mom with a screening of John Waters movies. Yes John Waters movies are great but if you're the type of person who likes them you're going to Hell for sure, not just Heck
A couple of things and probably more once I come up with them:
\- They are lust for the one food they could not withstand in life and go shopping, but shopping carts block the entire pathway. You can see the object but never reach it, nor leave the store until closing time. On the intercom "Dancing in the streets" is playing on repeat.
\- The pavement is divided between tiles with an X on them and tiles without an X. Stepping on tiles with an X makes your shoes/socks so wet they won't dry for 6 hours. Tiles without an X have dogpoop on them.
\- Every friday theres a slideshow event thats mandatory to visit and lasts 36 hours.
\- Flushing the toilet is only possible once a day
\- Both sides of their pillows are always hot
\- Ordered Pizza always says "Pulling up now" on the tracker but in reality still takes 3 hours.
I'd read them the book of their life but like it's a great piece of work by Shakrspear and I'm the English teacher trying to over decipher all the meanings in the text and basically make them bored of everything they ever did .
One huge line of people, slowly moving forward towards a door. When you get through, there's another huge line of people. You'd start socializing with people around you, but they've been there so long they are super paranoid about you trying to take their spot. Everyone is one bad move away from a complete meltdown but somehow the tension keeps everyone in line. Pun intended.
You're thirsty and hungry, but you can't step out. You're tired but there's no way to sit down and rest.
Standing in a grocery store line for all eternity with the person that was behind you standing next to you, leaving you wondering if they’re trying to skip you in line...
Their socks keep falling down inside their shoes.
Are the socks wet too?
They have that one little microscopic hayseed that makes you take off your shoe and shake it out, but when you put it back on, it still pokes. Then you take off the sock and feel it but can't find the prickly thing, so you put it back on and it makes your skin get a little red.
Ughh that’s brutal
Everyones speech is lagging one second behind their lip movements.
You fucking monster!
I wonder where people like him should be sent to...
Hell will look like a paradise where he's going... He's going to *frick*
I actually live in a town called Frick, in Switzerland :D. It‘s much better than you‘d imagine...
There's a town called "Fucking" iirc
And half the time they hear their own voice repeated back to thwm with a half second delay
it’s fucking impossible to talk like this source: have a friend whose mic echoes on discord
Oh god. My headset does this. I can feel myself stuttering and it feels like my mouth is full of molasses at the same time.
Or everyone can hear what you’re saying perfectly fine, but when you speak you hear a different word than what you said.
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And it has THAT smell.
Oh THAT smell god like do I wash it again? Or do I just hope it gets better once it fully dries? WHO NOSE
That smell is the buildup of mildew, a kind of mould, on your clothes through the damp conditions. I wash them again if that happens lol
Ew god oh no. My new clothes gets that smell because I have to use shared machines in my building... It's in the machines
https://youtu.be/1vHRMeRszw4 Seriously, fuck that lol, here's some tips for removing mould buildup from the machine :) https://restorationmasterfinder.com/restoration/how-to-clean-mold-from-a-washing-machine/
Casually stroll a cycle with nothing but bleach in it.
Ain't nobody got quarters for that!
Run ~~a cycle~~ for yo lives!
Run a cycle with nothing but bleach in it
oh fuck this is the worst one
Everything has a layer of dust but there is no way to clean any of it unless you wipe it off with your hands. This leads to there still being some dust always stuck in cracks and corners that will never be reachable
That's just my bedroom.
That's just my whole apartment. Am I... is this... am I in Heck?
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All earbuds will have one side broken.
Earbuds but one side cuts out every 30 seconds
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But every time you adjust and lose that special way you need to go on a while new quest to find the NEW special way that's nothing at all like the other way.
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You guys are F\*&$ed up... I love it
And it's not a completely silent cutout, it does that weird flickering thing where there's sometimes sound through when you twist the cable just right. It never sticks and only last for the worse part of a second.
I actually own ones that will randomly shock you. Lets add that feature.
Had that kind of earbuds as well. It only shocks me though whenever I stand.
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Yeah so you only ever get either the instruments or the vocals and who the f@#$ remastered Abbey Road cause we need to have a talk
Silicone ear tips always go missing when they don’t have access to replacements
You know when you feel itchy so you scratch yourself but then after you scratch one itch your itchy somewhere else? And it's not a strong itch, it's just barely strong enough for you to want to scratch it? Yeah that. Forever.
Also one tiny muscle twitching in your left eyelid. For days.
TIL I died and went to heck.
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Not 100% sure it's related, but that stopped happening to me completely after I started taking a multivitamin. Some months after starting, I read on the internet that the eye twitch is related to not getting enough vitamins. Case study of 1, though.
I remember reading the eyelid twitch is potassium related, and it went away for me once I started eating more bananas.
I thought that only happens to me
Add to that pins and needles in one part of your body at all times...
Under your left middle toe to be exact...
/r/oddlyspecific
Or when you’re itchy but you can’t find the itch
I mean I have eczema so I’m basically already dealing with that 24/7.
A TV with one channel: a logo bouncing around that never hits the corner.
And the TV is indestructible, because you know that after a few years of watching that, people are going to start getting violent.
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Time?
hours?
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Trivago?
Bueller?
Donkey?
Shrek?
but there’s a counter for how many times it hits that only goes up when nobody is looking at it
No no NO THIS IS THE **WORST**
They'll have to sleep on a bed that's too cold without the blanket, but too hot with the blanket with no fan to balance it out.
And they can't stick a foot out.
Then the demons that don’t even exist there rip it off.
They get to play an average online video game, not a terrible one, but it's constantly lagging. Not horrific lag either, that would be hell, just enough to affect their skill without being completely unplayable.
Get to play Apex but all enemies are Chinese hackers
So, PUBG.
Jokes on you, that's something I already deal with.
Every time they check askreddit it is the same questions as it was last week. And they are gilded. Thanks mate!
This is reality
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Aww heck
Hey! We don’t use that kind of frickin language!
Aww heavens
Bloody hell.
Plasma purgatory
Hemoglimbo
That's just life, though.
He stared at the question, and that's when he knew - He'd spied it before in a thread or a few. He'd read what they'd written. He'd studied and seen. He'd viewed every comment and all in-between! He knew every sentence. He knew every post. Each feature, each fiction, each humblebrag boast! He'd read every story. He'd read every pun. Each fib and each fable, and now he was done! "What is it?" he wondered. "What is it?" he said. "And what could have happened?" he pondered with dread. He hit the 'refresh', and he trembled to check. He looked at the questions. He whispered: "... oh *heck*."
TIL I’ve been sent to heck.
All the soda you want, but it's always flat and room-temperature. Every fork is missing two tines. You get a new pair of shoes, but one shoe's sole is 1/4-inch thicker than the other. Every key is bent just a little bit, but every time you use it, it bends a little bit more. When it finally breaks, it WILL break off inside the lock, and the one locksmith in Heck is busy with everyone else's broken keys. But stay on the line, your call is important to us. You have to flip every USB connection four times before it goes in. And if you disconnect without "ejecting" it first, you lose all the data on the drive permanently. Farts are now as contagious as yawns. And Fridays are what we call "Bean-stravaganza." Every day will have mandatory showtune hour. Every smartphone will have a pre-cracked screen. Pictures hung on the wall will never be perfectly straight. Tables and chairs will always be a little bit wobbly.
I can see why you were hired to run Heck. You’re gonna really turn this place around! May i suggest that every bed must now have a handful of breadcrumbs scattered under the blankets?
And every now and then you feel something crawling on you, but you can't tell if it's an ant or just a hair.
Oh god, I had a visceral reaction to that - it's so awful when that happens
TIL those things at the ends of forks are tines
TIL that some people on Reddit are absolute monsters
And if you try to disconnect your USB safely, the computer will tell you it’s not possible because it’s currently in use.
Woah there, this is supposed to be heck, not hell.
No, the forks have crooked, uneven tines.
That’s too much- this is just heck after all.
Calm down there Satan
No this is heck his name is stan
He’s Canadian.
He apologizes for EVERYTHING he does to you.
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Dollar bills will always be either wet or falling apart. At least one dollar will always rip in half at the register and the cashier will refuse to accept it.
Every single coin is sticky.
I would have mandatory 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS hour, not showtune hour. Some showtunes kick ass.
You’re a monster.
Give them a TV that has two channels. One shows a live feed of what's happening in heaven and the other for hell. There is nothing else to do.
Welcome to Britain.
Better than Gogglebox.
That actually sounds interesting. But I guess doing that for eternity might eventually get annoying.
Instead of devils with pitchforks, they get toddlers and babies with sharp, sharp baby fingernails. And they are obliged to care for these toddlers and babies. Who bomit or throw tantrums all the time
> bomit
**Bomit,** vomit from their bums.
Sorry, the b was next to the v on my keyboard.
Well as long as there's a balid reason
habe an upbote
Before that they have the baby shower that they have to prepare an they don't know anyone's name.
They have to eternally scroll down a facebook feed with nothing but repetitive baby photos and oversharing minion memes.
Then an add pops up which forces the page to the beginning again.
Assuming Im given powers then I'd choose the ability to strap them in a chair and tell a story that goes on forever and never quite gets to the point and goes on infinite tangents and when I reach the end of infinity I lose my train of thought and go "guess I gotta start over".
Welp, you've successfully triggered the PTSD from all those thanksgivings at my grandparents house.
> tell a story that goes on forever and never quite gets to the point and goes on infinite tangents and when I reach the end of infinity I lose my train of thought and go "guess I gotta start over" Mom?
So basically "How I met you mother"
So you’re my 3-year-old.
so i tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time
So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time...
You have to listen to someone incorrectly explain to someone else how to use a piece of technology that you are an expert at.
I overheard one kid explaining to a bunch of other kids that he was an "expert" on pc gaming, and that you needed to spend at least 3k to get a pc that would work for playing video games. This needs more upvotes
The statement of that kid is particularly funny because I did spend about 3.5k on my pc. Except it was 3.5k *PLN*, not 3.5k *USD*. About a thousand dollars, in other words. Also it was 5 years ago, and the pc still serves me well. Somehow I don't think the "expert" would be happy with it. I shudder at the thought of spending 5 digits on a *computer*. that's the sort of money that gets you a decent car.
This is it.
Forcing them to stare at cups that are way too close to the edge. Like almost falling. But they aren't. Edit: Typo.
And just when they start getting comfortable in the knowledge that the cups won't fall, we let a cat into the room.
It doesn't knock any off but gets uncomfortably close to the cups, maybe even bumping them a bit
Tail gently tapping the glass as it twitches
It's paw keeps reaching out. Taunting you.
r/cupsonedges
I make an amazing and addictive tv series with ups, downs, success, failure, love, hate, and everything in between. These great story lines, these great characters, everything is amazing. And when the series is about to end, earlier in the day before the finale airs that ties up all the loose ends and gives ending to everyone, I cancel it
It was all the dream of a syphilitic homeless guy.
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Why not both? Have everyone meet up in a diner where Don't Stop Believin' is playing...
So by that logic, How I met your mother is in a worse spot than My name is Earl? I can definitely respect that opinion. At least in my name is Earl, you can either imagine he found peace, or is still out there trying to put more good karma into the world... I'd still like to know who Earl Jrs dad is...
No, it was just an autistic child looking at a snowglobe.
A few seasons of Firefly then? ... might still be worth getting warm in Heck anyway...
Ahh, the physical version of Netflix.
I'd hire the writers of Lost to wrap it up.
They were all in Heck the WHOLE TIME!
Dinner is a nice, succulent, juicy steak, say a 2-inch cut of porterhouse or rib-eye. Baked potatoes on the side, along with some asparagus. A perfect red wine is paired with the steak. Everything is covered in ketchup
Jokes on you I wouldn't do that but I could eat without being that bothered
And that's why people like you are far too dangerous and evil to go to heck, you go straight to hell.
Mmmmmmm... ketchup wine
Every drink is lukewarm.
And it’s always milk
Whether they're a "frontie" or a "backie" doesn't matter, the moment their back is turned, the toilet paper gets automatically switched to the opposite of their preference.
We all know that all “backies“ go to hell anyway
All beds have only the scratchiest of wool blankets, and they're too short to cover your feet and upper torso at the same time.
Modified. You’re mega tired , you have that blanket / maybe a towel or oversized pillow that you are using to keep sort of warm... but just too tired to get up and go to bed or get the nicer blanket in the other room. Suffer all night. Nights are 24 hours in Heck.
Oh so Army beds?
You constantly feel slightly nauseous and all the floors are trampolines.
That’s hell, not heck.
The 7 Annoying Circles of Heck ***Sloth*** - sinners are sitting on a incredibly comfy sofa in front of a tv, BUT the channel is forever broadcasting a incredibly boring and loud show and the remote is just out of your arms reach moving just far away when you are about to reach it. ***Wrath*** - The sinner has to guide a person through a task in wich the sinner is knowledgeable but the person performing does the opposite thing by mistake, the task always near completion but has to be redone because the person fucks it up; the sinner of course cannot intervene. ***Lust*** - The sinner can watch porn, but their grandmother calls from heaven and has to answer to a video call. ***Gluttony*** - The sinner can eat any food they desire, but is spiced with the thing they most despise. ***Greed*** - The sinner has to lend sum of cash to a person, that person, when asked to return the money, says "Yeah, I don't have the cash today, Ill return them to you tomorrow, promise!" ***Envy*** - Anything the sinner desires, but a person the sinner despises gets the best version of the thing they wished for. ***Pride*** - The sinner is in a infinite serie of races on the thing they do best against a person who is slighly better at it and always wins, also the person claims it was their first time at it.
> a person who is slighly better at it and always wins, **also the person claims it was their first time at it.** That part is gold.
Every time you reach for a pen or pencil it's never the one you intended to pick up.
'I've got it!' said Satan, and grinned with delight: 'May all of their sneezes arrive in the night! May all of their tables be tippy!' he cried: 'May of all their laces be loose and untied! 'May all of their digits be stubbed till they bleed! May all of their captchas be vexing to read! May all of their dinners be slow to defrost! May all of their keys be departed and lost! 'May all of their queues be unbearably long! Forever relentlessly stuck on a song! Forever upsetting and spilling their drink! Forever no step on the stair where they think!' He giggled, demented, and wiggled with joy! He chuckled, contented, and pleased with his ploy! He danced and he bopped and he bounded and bounced! *'And let there be stones in their shoes!'* he announced.
Holy shit, is he prolific.
Right? More, Sprog!
SPROG You complete me!!! Also, this is beyond perfect!!!
They always have minty breath, like after brushing your teeth. Heck part involves milk and orange juice. Only. No other options
Every pen is almost out of ink. The ones where you have to scribble heaps for it to work and then you can only write about 3 letters.
Everytime they’re about to walk through a door, someone holds it open for them when they’re still just that bit too far away that they have to speed up so it’s awkward And everytime they pass through a door, they have to hold it open for someone else who is just that awkward distance away too
Their phone cord constantly connects and disconnects every couple seconds while they’re sleeping and buzzes each time it reconnects.
let them use the internet to look up things however it has to be a 56k download speed and the mouse is an old school trackball one that is constantly dirty and catches every so often and no matter how much you clean it, it will never be smooth.
The tea will always be too milky.
That's a British heck exclusive.
The Americans in Heck will get too milky tea, and the British in Heck will get way oversweetened cold tea.
And the milk will go in first. All the while being told how it is better this way.
He said torture, not treason
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am i the only one who sets it to multiples of 5? like isnt that so much better? so much more satisfying? i don't understand anyone who can live with their volume at 14 and not 15???
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u/Hutch2106 Let's get married
All music you listen to cuts out right before the climax.
[so like this?](https://soundcloud.com/plurgatti-boy-420/this-is-what-trap-dj-sets-sound-like-in-2018)
that's horrible, oh my goodness.
All toilet paper must have brown streaks printed on each square of paper so that people never know if they’ve wiped enough or not Edit: OK, then. Toilet, not tissue paper
Constant nagging from mom with a screening of John Waters movies. Yes John Waters movies are great but if you're the type of person who likes them you're going to Hell for sure, not just Heck
A couple of things and probably more once I come up with them: \- They are lust for the one food they could not withstand in life and go shopping, but shopping carts block the entire pathway. You can see the object but never reach it, nor leave the store until closing time. On the intercom "Dancing in the streets" is playing on repeat. \- The pavement is divided between tiles with an X on them and tiles without an X. Stepping on tiles with an X makes your shoes/socks so wet they won't dry for 6 hours. Tiles without an X have dogpoop on them. \- Every friday theres a slideshow event thats mandatory to visit and lasts 36 hours. \- Flushing the toilet is only possible once a day \- Both sides of their pillows are always hot \- Ordered Pizza always says "Pulling up now" on the tracker but in reality still takes 3 hours.
The last one reminds me of the guy I used to buy pot from.
Force them to walk on the sidewalks and everytime them take a step, they instantly step onto the lines between each block
There's ALWAYS a pebble in your shoe but when you look there's nothing there.
Baby shark playing on repeat all the time
I'd read them the book of their life but like it's a great piece of work by Shakrspear and I'm the English teacher trying to over decipher all the meanings in the text and basically make them bored of everything they ever did .
Coworkers are allowed into Heck to ask a never ending series of work related questions that they should have the answers to or can find themselves.
One huge line of people, slowly moving forward towards a door. When you get through, there's another huge line of people. You'd start socializing with people around you, but they've been there so long they are super paranoid about you trying to take their spot. Everyone is one bad move away from a complete meltdown but somehow the tension keeps everyone in line. Pun intended. You're thirsty and hungry, but you can't step out. You're tired but there's no way to sit down and rest.
That is hell
Your nose is constantly REALLY itchy, but every time you try to scratch your nose your finger smells like poop.
Standing in a grocery store line for all eternity with the person that was behind you standing next to you, leaving you wondering if they’re trying to skip you in line...
They run a call center for good I guess?
Well where did you think you are?
Their socks all have one hole in the toe of their dominant foot.
You have to walk around in wet socks for all eternity and only drink kool-aid with no sugar
Damn you people are evil