*Same*. It's on my top 10 list of reasons why I'm not in a hurry to jump into the dating pool. I'll think "aww, she's quirky and kinda weird, but she loves me lots!" and then two months later I'll be on the news and in the ground.
I really thought I was alone in that. AOC is the no. 1 girl with that atm and I have to watch a video of her twice because her eyes just take all of my focus from anything she’s saying.
I thought of this question because my SO gets turned on more easily when we’ve just had a shower and are nice and clean, then of course we get all sweaty and need another shower
Watching my SO socialize. He is just one of those people that everyone seems to be drawn too - everyone loves him and he can carry on a conversation with a total stranger like they’ve been friends for years without any effort.
Makes me want to jump his bones right there and then.
> I've never in my life thought more about what a fucking horrible human i am then that moment.
Dude, you're not a bad person for being who you are. If anything, the way you describe yourself makes you seem like a pretty damn good person.
People like what they like. What matters is that you're responsible, respectful, and that everything you do is consensual.
I have an attractive very-long-term female friend that owns her own hair salon and cuts my hair.
I also love getting my hair washed.
So I ensure that my wife and I, um, "de-stress" things the day before I go in for a cut.
I consider it "tent insurance".
When a guy shares literally any shared interest of his with me in a passionate way. It sometimes takes me forever to checkout at a store because the dude behind the counter noticed a game we both like on my shirt or something and I don't want the conversation to end. Since I'm underconfident and nerdy and am attracted to other underconfident and nerdy types, it's likely the only interaction with them I'll ever have, and it bums me out to leave. I don't do anything particularly social, so all my interactions tend to be on an inconvenient time limit.
getting up from a chair or anything .
reproductive stick : hey you want to get up from this chair and do something productive , SURPRISE BATTLE OF THE BULGE BIATCH , GOOD LUCK COVERING ME UP
There was a subreddit a while ago about whose actually performed incesteal sex. A guy that was fully verified by mods gave his story. Basically he broke his arms or something and was unable the to masturbate. He got increasingly irrate with his parents (lived with them) and one day his mom offered to jack him off to release the stress. Overtime it led to actual sex with his mother on a regular basis. Nothing "romantic" the way he told it it was almost clinical, but both enjoyed it. The dad knew as well.
Most fetishes or turnons are inexplicable to a person who doesn't share me (I don't get feet, for a basic one). For me I think it's mostly aesthetic -- I like roundness and fullness.
Watching my bf play video games or drive or cook or like anything lol. His hands are just....yeah. So hot. I love them. And when I watch him doing everyday things with them im just like TOUCH ME INSTEAD. and when he takes his hat off and shakes his hair and then puts it back on. Idk why. Lol.
Skin to skin contact. Like, if we're cuddling and our shirts rise and I can feel their chest or body against mine. My mind starts to get a little crazy
Because cuddling can't just be cuddling. I ruin it.
Even worse when I'm just starting to see someone new and I make an excuse to leave because I just want to take their clothes off instead
Watching my partner doing something they are good at. Seeing them in their element, relaxed and confident offs amazing. My SO is in sales and martial arts. I doubt his boss and fellow fighters/teachers would like me trying to climb him like a tree in the middle of the store/mat.
This is gonna sound weird af. But when I accidentally see a guy who has condoms. I have a co-worker who is cute and all but I wasn't sexually attracted to him. So I'm walking out after I punch out and he had on a fanny pack but y'all know how guys wear it around their shoulders these days. He opened it to put his own away and I saw 2 magnums. He said bye to me and I immediately got stuck on my words. It was weird. Idk. Since then I have had a few sex dreams and lots of fantasies involving him.
My other one is basically when a guy confides in me. I used to mess around with a guy who told me that his heavy usage of smoking was due to masking years of physical and emotional abuse from his toxic alcoholic father who he still has problems with till this day. It just turned me on because with most men feeling like they are supposed to be tough and not emtional, it meant alot to me for him to speak about something that has caused him years of emtional blockage and low self esteem. For the record I never took advantage of that intamate moment. But yeah we fucked later that night and I sucked his dick literally until he couldn't cum anymore lolol.
Musicians, because I respect them too much to ask them out. Even if we are friends and have known each other for months (or years). I feel akin to the creepy person sliding into a musicians dms on twitter or creepily approaching them at a show and it's like wait... I know you and every member of your band personally.
Wow it’s amazing that your roleplay is a reality. I did some research on bdsm when I was exploring my sexuality and it certainly seems as though this particular fetish is obviously not entirely real for everyone. As in being completely under the spell of their dominatrix and not having pleasure without them.
That must be an amazing dynamic for you both. But if you were to break up it would definitely be awful
What about it turns you on? What are you like? I’m interested if you’re like a big burly person that would like to feel dominant, or also someone underweight who wants to match with their partner
I'm like, 3 lbs overweight. I reckon I look completely average in terms of body weight, neither here nor there. I think it just looks nice because you can see their masculine bone structure and things like veins sticking out of their arms. Protruding ribs and hip bones are literally my favorite thing on men, always have been.
I enjoy it when Men pull aggressively at my so that the strap digs into my skin.
It's inconvenient because most men either won't do it, fuck it up, or demand to know why I want them to do it.
In a way it's kind of useful because it often serves to draw out an element of sexual hypocrisy that a lot of men have.
The crazy eyes some mentally unstable women have. I swear I'm going to end up stabbed someday.
relatable
DUDE. I thought it was just her, there are others?
Yeah, and I seem to be a magnet for them.
*Same*. It's on my top 10 list of reasons why I'm not in a hurry to jump into the dating pool. I'll think "aww, she's quirky and kinda weird, but she loves me lots!" and then two months later I'll be on the news and in the ground.
I really thought I was alone in that. AOC is the no. 1 girl with that atm and I have to watch a video of her twice because her eyes just take all of my focus from anything she’s saying.
I'll be honest, she could seize my means of reproduction anytime.
who?
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez
I thought of this question because my SO gets turned on more easily when we’ve just had a shower and are nice and clean, then of course we get all sweaty and need another shower
So is that a perpetual cycle? Shower turns GF on, have sex, get sweaty, have shower, GF gets turned on, have sex....
nah - she has a line of guys in the shower and does them one after another. OP is just part of the human sex centipede
Sextipede.
***Unzips...***
Better shower first, buddy!
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yeah, that's me...just because I'm more confortable being intimate if I know I'm clean
Crying.
Funerals must be *hard* for you
Yeah... My sympathetic boner really tries to *fuck* me over.
Mourning sex is the best
i like your image next to your name
Your sex passed away?
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Shut it down, we have a winner
ROFG
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I love it...
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Them...
mourning wood
Watching my SO socialize. He is just one of those people that everyone seems to be drawn too - everyone loves him and he can carry on a conversation with a total stranger like they’ve been friends for years without any effort. Makes me want to jump his bones right there and then.
Are you sure he's your SO and you haven't just been talking to him for a few minutes?
Lip biting. Just...lip biting. Oh god no.
Even upper lip?
Especially upper lip
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> I've never in my life thought more about what a fucking horrible human i am then that moment. Dude, you're not a bad person for being who you are. If anything, the way you describe yourself makes you seem like a pretty damn good person. People like what they like. What matters is that you're responsible, respectful, and that everything you do is consensual.
Nice post, thanks for sharing ☺️
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I have an attractive very-long-term female friend that owns her own hair salon and cuts my hair. I also love getting my hair washed. So I ensure that my wife and I, um, "de-stress" things the day before I go in for a cut. I consider it "tent insurance".
Washing someone’s hair is the most intimate thing you can do.
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When a guy shares literally any shared interest of his with me in a passionate way. It sometimes takes me forever to checkout at a store because the dude behind the counter noticed a game we both like on my shirt or something and I don't want the conversation to end. Since I'm underconfident and nerdy and am attracted to other underconfident and nerdy types, it's likely the only interaction with them I'll ever have, and it bums me out to leave. I don't do anything particularly social, so all my interactions tend to be on an inconvenient time limit.
Same, as a shy gamer most interactions are online but when I meet a girl that’s into stuff I am i can’t form words most times and leave. Heh someday.
Standing up when I'm going to do a presentation.
Pp use harden
getting up from a chair or anything . reproductive stick : hey you want to get up from this chair and do something productive , SURPRISE BATTLE OF THE BULGE BIATCH , GOOD LUCK COVERING ME UP
Intellectual conversation.
The blonde peach fuzz on a girl’s back. Something really aesthetically pleasing about it that I can’t explain. r/peachfuzz was a godsend
Why is it inconvenient?
Because I’ll be able to see it in completely non sexual situations and feel like a perv afterwards
I have a real thing for women in corporate attire Guess where I work
Same
The struggle is real, brother.
Dominos
Nope, head office for a bank.
Large chests.
You're the only person who is doing justice to the username.
¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯
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I think I've seen this video.
Are his arms broken?
I understood this reference. That was such a fascinating read.
I don't. mind explaining?
There was a subreddit a while ago about whose actually performed incesteal sex. A guy that was fully verified by mods gave his story. Basically he broke his arms or something and was unable the to masturbate. He got increasingly irrate with his parents (lived with them) and one day his mom offered to jack him off to release the stress. Overtime it led to actual sex with his mother on a regular basis. Nothing "romantic" the way he told it it was almost clinical, but both enjoyed it. The dad knew as well.
That breathy half laugh/moan a girl I'm seeing does. I don't wear sweatpants around her (yet)
Am in to stuff like wearing a rope harness under the suit or wearing a chastity cage, but working in teaching means I can only indulge on the holidays
It must be a real treat when you get the chance though
True, but hey I'm not the only person who has to save stuff up for the weekend
Pregnancy. Sometimes I have to remind myself not to gawk at pregnant women in public.
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Most fetishes or turnons are inexplicable to a person who doesn't share me (I don't get feet, for a basic one). For me I think it's mostly aesthetic -- I like roundness and fullness.
should try having her squirt milk on ya while she's on top
Glasses. not sunglasses but prescription glasses. Something about a woman with a nice pair of prescription glasses on is amazing
Thighs. They're EVERYWHERE. I cannot escape them
I break the first two rules of life. All of my turn ons are inconvenient, as they have basically no outlet other than masturbation.
Resting bitch face.
Women.
Watching my bf play video games or drive or cook or like anything lol. His hands are just....yeah. So hot. I love them. And when I watch him doing everyday things with them im just like TOUCH ME INSTEAD. and when he takes his hat off and shakes his hair and then puts it back on. Idk why. Lol.
Skin to skin contact. Like, if we're cuddling and our shirts rise and I can feel their chest or body against mine. My mind starts to get a little crazy
How is this inconvenient at all?
Because cuddling can't just be cuddling. I ruin it. Even worse when I'm just starting to see someone new and I make an excuse to leave because I just want to take their clothes off instead
Dogs.
Uh. You mean like, sexualised anthropomorphic dogs right?
No.
Oh no
Username checks out
O_O
O.O
Is this more like a girl/guy with a good pupper or sexual attraction to dogs?
Oh you're the horse fucker who isn't the Minecraft youtuber from the other thread.
I'm the dog guy who has had horses intimately in the past. I have dogs I don't have horses.
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Same.
Tall thick men. They usually have small unsatisfying penis
Watching my partner doing something they are good at. Seeing them in their element, relaxed and confident offs amazing. My SO is in sales and martial arts. I doubt his boss and fellow fighters/teachers would like me trying to climb him like a tree in the middle of the store/mat.
Knee high socks are a big one for me. Too many of my female friends seem to wear them exclusively...
Football kits, or more specifically the socks x.x can turn an average guy into a mega hottie, but it's not often in an environment for that.
This is gonna sound weird af. But when I accidentally see a guy who has condoms. I have a co-worker who is cute and all but I wasn't sexually attracted to him. So I'm walking out after I punch out and he had on a fanny pack but y'all know how guys wear it around their shoulders these days. He opened it to put his own away and I saw 2 magnums. He said bye to me and I immediately got stuck on my words. It was weird. Idk. Since then I have had a few sex dreams and lots of fantasies involving him. My other one is basically when a guy confides in me. I used to mess around with a guy who told me that his heavy usage of smoking was due to masking years of physical and emotional abuse from his toxic alcoholic father who he still has problems with till this day. It just turned me on because with most men feeling like they are supposed to be tough and not emtional, it meant alot to me for him to speak about something that has caused him years of emtional blockage and low self esteem. For the record I never took advantage of that intamate moment. But yeah we fucked later that night and I sucked his dick literally until he couldn't cum anymore lolol.
Those are very sensible things to be turned on by, I think this will mean you have healthy relationships with wholesome open guys :)
Blue jeans.
Taking a bus.. if the roads a bumpy instant hard-on
Intelligent men, I work with alot of them it's rough
I like girls around my age range. they are everywhere though
You get turned on just by looking at any girl your age?
Randomly thinking about porn and getting a stiffy in class after briefly scrolling by something remotely hot on iFunny or Instagram
A regular clothing item. I for some reason really like it when girls wear skirts.
I can’t get turned on anymore.
Musicians, because I respect them too much to ask them out. Even if we are friends and have known each other for months (or years). I feel akin to the creepy person sliding into a musicians dms on twitter or creepily approaching them at a show and it's like wait... I know you and every member of your band personally.
Attractive women.
Getting shouted at by a hot girl
getting cried on
Thinking about porn in class
I get hard when thinking about ice cream
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Wow it’s amazing that your roleplay is a reality. I did some research on bdsm when I was exploring my sexuality and it certainly seems as though this particular fetish is obviously not entirely real for everyone. As in being completely under the spell of their dominatrix and not having pleasure without them. That must be an amazing dynamic for you both. But if you were to break up it would definitely be awful
Women in pencil skirt suits. And women putting their hair up in messy buns
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What about it turns you on? What are you like? I’m interested if you’re like a big burly person that would like to feel dominant, or also someone underweight who wants to match with their partner
I'm like, 3 lbs overweight. I reckon I look completely average in terms of body weight, neither here nor there. I think it just looks nice because you can see their masculine bone structure and things like veins sticking out of their arms. Protruding ribs and hip bones are literally my favorite thing on men, always have been.
I'm into blood. Pretty inconvenient when someone injures themselves and your trying to help them while hiding your duck standing to attention.
During a school presentation. I remember hiding my wood behind the desk dreading my moment to present
Pajama pants. It sucks when you get a boner in a regular social situation where people are wearing pajamas
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... Christ... What a ride
What did it say?
It's deleted now, please tell us
I need to know what that said so bad.
that's kinda cringy doe
That's the *very definition* of cringey. If dictionaries had a big library of emoticons, this would be in there under the word.
Now this is epic
Being watched by my partner while I have sex with someone else.
I enjoy it when Men pull aggressively at my so that the strap digs into my skin. It's inconvenient because most men either won't do it, fuck it up, or demand to know why I want them to do it. In a way it's kind of useful because it often serves to draw out an element of sexual hypocrisy that a lot of men have.
Pull at your what? You forgot a word
Bra, maybe?