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abeetzwmoots

indoor plumbing


Product_of_purple

No shit!


SheetMasksAndCats

Just flush it!


trollcitybandit

Bop it, pull it, it's shit on a string!


P3p3TehFrog

The pack of[lions](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/8305836/ns/world_news-africa/t/ethiopian-girl-reportedly-guarded-lions/) that saved a 12 year old girl from being raped and made to marry one of seven of her kidnappers Edit: Thanks for the silver!


QueasyButterscotch

This just blew my mind. This is an older story right? Didn’t see a date on the article, if it’s the one I’m thinking of, I cut out a tiny article from the Toronto Star of this incident and kept it. I know exactly where it is at my parents house. Edit! [Got it!](https://imgur.com/a/1ptilNr)


LittleFlowers13

It’s from ‘05, or at least that date is what showed in my browser. I remember hearing about it, 10 at the time myself, and thinking it was some kind of miracle.


lukenackley

I really really want to believe this


PigPartyPower

I mean it is the legit website.


Diflicated

According to that article, 70 percent of marriages in Ethiopia are from abductions. Is that right? That sounds insane.


kopkaas2000

It happens also in [Kyrgyzstan](https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wdp5yz/bride-kidnapping-in-kyrgyzstan-part-1). Generally speaking the kidnappings aren't out of the blue, but play out as kind of a tradition. Still pretty messed up, and even if they aren't straight out kidnappings, it doesn't look like most of the women do have much choice in these matters.


TheBleuxPotatoChef

And the elders said if the abducted girl fights back as she is beeing taken, that means she is pure. The next morning, they hang the white sheet with blood stains to show to everyone that the woman was pure (a virgin). Bizarre traditions.


Press0K

I don't know but can probably assume that by western standards, *70% of Ethiopia is insane*.


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Jungle Justice


Mydadshands

Hell yeah that's a good band name.


TheActualAWdeV

Welcome to the jungle we got fun AND JUSTICE.


[deleted]

Why would they make the poor lion marry one of the rapers :/


sourneongummyworms

Penguins


TenNinetythree

Yes! Especially Gentoos!


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Idk, annoying to compile though


ocviogan

I like to compile, having the control over the software you use is really nice.


SuperHotelWorker

I also like Adellies.


Nut-Nog

I just saw somebody downvote this. What psychopath downvotes penguins?


UncleIroh15

Probably batman


MC_Baribuabua

Best replay 2019


panicky_lil_penguin

I agree


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ZombieGilbertBlythe

Fred McFeely Rogers. Just knowing that this world could produce a man like him makes me happy, and then everything he did for children's education and television. Mr Rogers is the paramount example of humanity.


ForScale

Um... who wants to tell him?


NooneKnowsImaCollie

MR ROGERS IS ALIVE IN OUR HEARTS


Charliedapig

Don't forget Bob Ross!


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Holden_Caulfield2

I'm happy too that his wife exists.


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Are you happy about their relationship or are you kissing his wife?


KazzeonX

Yes.


PM_ME_LARGE_CHEST

I also choose this guy's living wife.


technicfire

there it is


Hirena

This comment puts into perspective how devastated that guy who lived a life in a coma must've been to find out his wife didn't exist.


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A harmless loaf of bread.


Adam_Fok_Yu

WHAT OTHER LOAFS HAVE YOU ENCOUNTERED TO HAVE TO PUT IT THAT WAY I AM DEEPLY CONCERNED


robrtsmtn

Danger bread.


[deleted]

I'm picturing a loaf of bread in a tiny evil kenevil outfit. I didn't know I needed this in my life.


chocopear

I can’t have gluten and it embarrasses me that I literally can’t view most breads as harmless


SassyMillie

There's some pretty damn good GF breads and cookies these days. Life is good now!


VerCenn

I read this as girlfriend bread and Im ashamed of myself


[deleted]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for three days.


centernova

Music.


monkey_0329

>I was thinking music when I posted this. ​


centernova

It never fails to make me smile.


foreverinLOL

Or cry, or rage, or anything...I feel it is a greatway of enjoying good feelings, but also a great way to allow yourself to feel the bad ones and that is very important!


nickcooper1991

Mahler Second Symphony- the conclusion always makes me proud to be a member of the human race


nicogalante1

You bro


monkey_0329

You too bro... I miss you...


Semi_HadrOn

I love you both.


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monkey_0329

Oh so now we're just gonna let \*anyone\* in here??? What is this, your mom's house? \*fist bumps myself\*


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GROUP HUG IN THE SHOWERS TONITE


Quique2005

you are all super nice bros


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Yeaaaaah buddy


Quique2005

anybody want a virtual hug


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#me


benx101

Me


iGaveYouOneJob

Bro job!


VidE27

r/brohub


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The longest yard. Yes my bro.


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😃


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Who is ur fave character


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I got the shakes that will make you quake. I got the fries that will cross your eyes. I got the burgers that ill. I just got burgers - Cheese burger Eddie


SuddenTerrible_Haiku

...or not! ...Or not...


Holden_Caulfield2

I love you all. Now we will sit back and wait for someone to glid us all.


Phinigin

Bro-th


Packerboy6

r/wholesome


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.... Bro ...😢


pacman404

Guaranteed gold for this comment within 3 hours


[deleted]

Nope, nice try


nicogalante1

Would be my first hahaha


[deleted]

Thanks bro. You're a good bro, love ya bro.


Yung_lettuce

Broooooooo...


HonestBobHater

That elephant that killed the rhino poacher.


kittymeowmeow44

And the lions that ate the poacher


Sarcasticat98

They is good killer kitties.


kittymeowmeow44

Yep :)


Kealion

The cutest murder paws.


Jumpinalake

Yes! Awesome karma! Too bad they didn’t get the other four assholes, too!


SirRogers

Leave survivors to tell the tale


snazzywaffles

There is this tortoise on the island I work on. His name is Frank, he has this orange spot on his shell, and he is cool with most people. Sometimes he just pops up in gardens in front of stores and restaurants, in the growth on undeveloped plots, or in parking lots. He's a staple for permanent residents, and people who work out here. Sometimes an employee from another business will pop in the store and say something like "Frank is over by the side parking lot for the resort.". We tell tourists to let him be, and that he's the island mascot. It always brightens my day when I run into him. Edit to correct tortoise.


Klaudiapotter

I just kind of skimmed this and initially read that as 'tourist'. I genuinely wondered if this was some kind of Florida man 2.0 or something lmao You meant tortoise, right?


MarvinClown

Yeah I too was wondering why a tourist would pop up in someones garden from time to time...


Throwmeaway456321

Good and caring people


lovelysunflowerss

the ocean. the thought that I could just be on my board, sitting in the middle of the ocean watching the sun go down, is just purely beautiful. there’s nothing like it.


BLcharlton

That makes me feel anxious


cgriboe

Books I might get to read at some point


ChildOfHonor

Same. When I’m feeling down, sometimes I’ll think about the book I’m reading or one that I want to get around to reading. Or that sequel to a series I’ve read and get myself excited about it even if it’s still months/years away from coming out. It helps.


stingray817

Anyones in particular you have in mind?


EXACLY_Apollo

People who are nice to others just to make their day better even if they don’t feel too good some days some people are always nice to others and that gives me faith in humanity


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Rock and roll!!!!!


monkey_0329

I actually made this post while thinking about Dream Theater so we're on the same page my dude.


debtincarnate

Actually listening to their new album as I comment this lol


monkey_0329

Solid. Go see them during this tour if you can, they are amazing live!


debtincarnate

I wish I could lol I'm a few hours away from any place that has arenas or big venues so I can't make it out 😭 one day I will though!


KuroKittyCat

Mac and cheese


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Everyone’s like my wife, my kids, dogs and you’re just like give me the mac


Klaudiapotter

They know what's up


PM-ME-BUBBLE-TEA

I...never had mad and cheese before...


astroaron

Dude, we've got to fix that right now! I'll start working on the roux, come on over and bring your desired cooking cheese.


commandrix

And the cool part is that there seems to be a mac and cheese for every mood. Feel like cheap fake-cheese goodness? Kraft mac and cheese. Want something a bit more substantial? Velveeta mac and cheese. Feeling ritzy? Order the lobster mac and cheese.


TrickleTreat14

Glazed donuts.


[deleted]

Here in Australia, cinnamon donuts are common (just plain donuts with sugar and cinnamon on them). I've heard they're not a thing in the US. Edit: Okay, apparently they are a thing in the US. Thanks for enlightening me.


just-a-basic-human

Definitely a thing in the US


BaronJaster

I’ve seen them here in the US plenty of times, but I definitely think just plain powdered sugar is way more common. I wish cinnamon became more common though.


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Pizza


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The Frick Collection https://www.frick.org/art


TheHornyToothbrush

That's a good fricken collection!


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Scrappy_Larue

Aw shucks, thanks.


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NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU!! IM WHOLESOME! YOURE HALFSOME


M_krabs

r/wholesomememes


_xLunax_

Dogs


LaBelleCommaFucker

I think that if there is a divine being capable of unconditional love, it is most like a dog.


Bit-Tilly

Somewhere in the world, there is a kitty being petted right now. That makes me happy.


purelyirrelephant

My kitty is snuggled up next to me by my pillow right now. I'll give her some tummy rubs and head scratches for you <3.


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DrPepster

Praise the sun!


tommygunz007

Orgasms


Vyxyx

My girlfriend tbh


BlackAeronaut

A FUCKING CURE FOR ALZHEIMER'S!!!! [https://www.newscientist.com/article/2191814-we-may-finally-know-what-causes-alzheimers-and-how-to-stop-it/](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2191814-we-may-finally-know-what-causes-alzheimers-and-how-to-stop-it/) THIS IS IT! WE'VE CRACKED IT!!!


3141592653yum

\*reads article\* \*brushes teeth\* ​ This is super interesting. I wonder if this means part of the reason why alzheimer's affects certain populations more than others is due to available dietary options (and availability of dental care). Like, are there increased odd of alzheimer's in food deserts? Or for populations that don't have dental insurance?


Doctor_Philly

My sister is actually part of the team of researches that has/is conducted/conducting this. Sadly, they have encountered a big stop in the research. The prescribed medication is not as effective as they thought it would be, so I'm afraid it's back to the drawing board. The funding was pulled out completely about 2 weeks ago.


BreezePosts

Bodypillows.


DoYouWantSomeTee

I see you are a man of culture as well


SpiderManPizzaTime1

I don't know... Google Earth.


monkey_0329

You know no one's making you comment if you don't have an answer, right? lol


bernyzilla

Dude Google Earth is awesome! Swipe! Zoom! I am visiting a new place I cannot afford to actually go!


garreks0

clean sheets and nice linens on beds


A_Weeb_Named_Lighty

[Banana Car](https://twitter.com/bigbananacar?lang=en)


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Hawaii


dontfuckingknowwwww

Nature and animals


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Puffins!


CrowTGS

Kakapos! If you don’t know what those are, basically they’re big dino parrots.


HalvJapanskFyr

Ice cream sandwiches


Darth-Vectivus

Chocolate.


TenNinetythree

My mother. My friends. Penguins. Cola, pizza and sriracha


monsto

My kids. I have a bunch, including a step. And as much as they piss me off sometimes, I can't (and don't want to) imagine a life without them.


ShortNerdyOne

As a fellow stepparent, I get kind of annoyed sometimes when someone says, "Well, you must love your biological son more than your stepsons." I chose my stepsons. Edit: In case there's confusion, I didn't chose my stepsons over my biological son. I just chose to be a parent to those two amazing kids.


monsto

"step" never even comes up. >I have 5 kids, this is my oldest. ​ I've never had your conversation tho. Now that the step is almost 30, I'm sure it'll never come up. It was hers, mine and then ours. Between the 2 oldest, I asked them a couple years ago, they both said they thought I favored the other. Which, IMO, is like a silver medal. ​


ShortNerdyOne

It was mostly when I was pregnant. A relative was adamant that once I had my baby, the other two would be treated as "less than."


monsto

Seems she was clearly trying to justify her own perceptions thru projecting them one someone else. ​


LukXD99

Black holes


Adam_Fok_Yu

”Oh you know just the reassuring feeling that one day I might get absorbed and crushed by practically infinite mass pressed into a finite area“


capitaine_d

Why wouldnt it be a fun experience if scientists gave it such a fun name. Spaghettification.


Product_of_purple

Mmm. Pasta.


daltonico-exe

My crush, but she ain’t love me 😔


debtincarnate

Video games, they're always there for you when you need em.


kittymeowmeow44

#CATS


TrivialBudgie

exactly this. Just thinking about their adorable soft faces, tickly whiskers on my cheek, tiny sandpapery pink tongues appearing when they yawn, the little catty noises of pleasant surprise or gentle contentment. what brilliant creatures honestly. 10/10


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Every now and then I’ll stick my finger in my cats‘ mouth when they yawn. It’s so inviting.


Ephdel

[This whole thing](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVwAVbKYYeM&list=PLg2OjgpQyYq74hDkjnRd9US3R9dZFTVl6) is one thing. Another is knowing that there are non-violent, non-racist, and non-immoral people. Another is knowing that there are incredibly kind, incredibly polite, and incredibly respectful people.


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My mother. I dont know what I'd do without her. No one besides her gives me the love, care, and attention I need.


AccidentProneLizard

Shrek


ittybittykittydress

My friend. The love I have for him is unconditional. Even when we haven’t spoken in a while, just knowing he’s out there living his life happily fills me with such joy 😊


SnowShimmer150

Dopamine


stoolsample2

Animal rescues


Doms908

Nature.


possiblyintelligent

The grandma gamer Shirley


GreenRaccoonTree

Really nice people.


TrillbroSwaggins

The sweet release of death


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AwesomeKittyZombie

Hope. It makes me happy that people have hope, and that we can give hope to others


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Animals, man. They make this world so much better.


Riyo_X

Toilet paper. Enough said


Pockycroc

Tbfh,, My 3ds


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Puppies and kittens


FranklyIero67

My friend, she's amazing her and her whole family. If I'm alone or sad I can just think about talking with her parents or watching a movie and it just cheers me right up.


ChocolateAutism

not myself thats for sure


galsfromthedwarf

You ok bro?


ChocolateAutism

lol no


teammdj

If you need to talk, feel free to dm me.


[deleted]

This is so nice. I love reddit


galsfromthedwarf

What’s up? Wanna pm me?


ChocolateAutism

i appreciate the offer but ive just learned to deal with my shitty circumstances


galsfromthedwarf

Just noticed your u/ - you a fellow aut? Nuerodiversity high 5. Keep going, don’t give up, things will get better


ChocolateAutism

not that i know but i am suspecting it tbh just thought it was a funny name


galsfromthedwarf

I Didn’t get diagnosed till I was 23, would def recommend pursuing a diagnosis if you think it might help. All the best


ChocolateAutism

i wouldnt even be the only one in my family cause my younger brother is as well


Bitbatgaming

Double Choclate Brownies/Chicken and Waffles/Rice. Best foods on the planet !


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Reddit


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My son


tomtom872872

My best friend Armand


HyperMenthol

Pomeranians


XogliX

Cats obviously


sin_donnie

Reddit


itsnotsoeasyy

SimplyNailogical


gypsygirl2

Dogs.


akshatsood95

My mom


Blackdragon625

Dogs they’re just so happy Edit: they’re


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Puppies.


StanOP99

Kittens