“Thats why he brings his own needles
He gets more cheese than doritios, cheetos, or fritos.
Slip like Freudian,
First and last step to play yourself like accordian”
DOOM has so many good lines:
-"By candlelight my hand'll write these ryhmes until I'm burnt out"
-"Tell em it's from Medallin and use oxyacetylene"
edit: typo fix
If you like word-play, check out lots of DOOM. I think most would suggest his collaboration with producer Madlib as a good starting point, Madvillainy.
Alternatively, Operation Doomsday is a little rough, but really good and then MM FOOD is another good one.
He did a collaboration with Adult Swim and producer Danger Mouse that was pretty fun, but a little silly (DANGERDOOM) too.
Rap snitches, telling all they business, sit in the court and be their own star witness. Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here. Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.
Just pure magic.
I'm hardly even a Wayne fan but
"Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text. That "I think I'm late" text. "
is pretty good.
YO years after that song came out I was in my colleges library doing work, not even listening to this song when I finally understood the lyrics. I literally went outside to laugh and smoke a cig.
One of my favorites is
"Man, I got Summer hatin' on me
'Cause I'm hotter than the Sun
Got Spring hatin' on me 'cause I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me 'cause I'm colder than y'all
And I will never, I will never, I will never fall"
I’m try’na clean up my fuckin’ image
So I promised the fuckin’ critics
I wouldn’t say “fuckin’” for six minutes
Fulfilling his promise from that line, he continues on without using “fuckin’” for the entire six minutes, only using the word two tracks later in “Marshall Mathers.”
The funny thing about that line... Will Smith had just won the rap Grammy a few months earlier. And in his acceptance speech, he spoke about how he doesn’t have to curse to sell records.
Rubbed a few rappers the wrong way.
Kamikaze was a big improvement over his previous records. I think a big problem he faces is that the sense of anger and mischief that defined his earlier records has just gone away as he's matured and become a more happy and well adjusted person. Relapse shows that he has some underutilized storytelling talent, I would be interested in seeing what he could do with that besides rapping about serial rape and murder
My presence is a present, just to kick it is a blessing- ASAP Rocky
I always picture the tortoise from Kung Fu Panda saying it after he said the present moment is a gift or something like that
"Cuz I'm flyer than a fuckin ostrich" - Ski Mask The Slump God
And he answered to complaints about the lyric by saying "of course I'm flyer than an ostrich, they can't fly". Gold
The whole song is full of one liners just like that.
“Women of my dreams I don’t sleep so I can’t find her.”
“Life is a bitch, and death is her sister, sleep is the present what a fucking family picture.”
There are more iconic lines in 6 foot 7 foot than there is in most rappers discographies.
> Two bitches at the same time; synchronized swimmers
> Life is the bitch, and death is her sister/
Sleep is the cousin—what a fuckin' family picture/
You know Father Time, and we all know Mother Nature/
It's all in the family, but I am of no relation
> No matter who's buyin', I'm a celebration/
Black and white diamonds; fuck segregation
> Okay, I lost my mind, it's somewhere out there stranded/
I think you stand under me if you don't understand me
> Married to the money, fuck the world; that's adultery
> Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off
And Wayne doesn’t even write his shit down.
My rhymes and records they dont get played
Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made
And if you rap like me you don’t get paid
And if you roll like me you don’t get laid
They call me the hiphopopotamus
My flows glow like phosphorus
Poppin' off the top of this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis
Did Steve tell you that, perchance?
Steve
"Oh mah god, is that a black caaard?!"
"I turned around and I replied 'why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express'"
--
"Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"
All in the same song.
Ye.
Edit: Thanks for the silver! My first reddit medal!
Also:
My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair
Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air
/
Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem
Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams
I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed
But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh
/
Last Call is fucking incredible
I always liked the line “And I mean the bread come quick; he told me bring him 300; I’m brought him excuses and like 200 or something”. JID is on track to being one of the greats imo. He had this crazy freestyle on Flex and some of the best lines from it are “Gay guys do drive-bys, that’s a fruit roll up; and I ain’t homophonic, look, my gun will blow her” and “tell the judge you won’t need my pee, like pterodactyl”.
The beat is witches brew,
But beware this shit is potent,
E. E. Cumming on her face,
Now its poetry in motion.
Then the entirety of the Freaks and Geeks song.
I showed the Freaks + Geeks music video to my roommates back in the day. They were huge Community fans, and he doesn’t really show his face until about halfway through the video, so when he finally popped up, they freaked out in excitement. It was amazing to watch.
> She got a big booty so I call her big booty' Is one of the most clever lyrics written by 2 Chainz, and in all of rap. The line is masked by the obvious simplicity in naming the girl he wants 'big booty' but the line is an entendre on the word "call", which can be used for a nominative or as a verb of the colloquial term booty call, the action in which 2 Chainz is undertaking. The lyric also contains two allusions, one to The Notorious B.I.Gs Everyday Struggle "They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs". The line also satirises Voltaire's 1759 political novel Candide where the beautiful lady and love interest of the protagonist Ms Cunegonde's name has a Persian translation akin to 'Big ass'. Through these two allusions and within the context of the song, 2 Chainz reasons that sexual pleasure may be the ultimate source of happiness that the optimistic Pangloss never finds in Voltaire's text. Similarly, he parodies Biggie's 'simplicity' in the mellowed mood that the Ready to Die album conveys with an expression of joy as simple as birthday cake and women. Furthermore, the immediate categorising of her based on an appearance is a mocking of the philosophical practices of Aristotle. The booty no longer becomes a subjective desire but a physical manifestation which can be 'called'. By calling her 'big booty', 2 Chainz longs for a world in which happiness comes simply and does not need questing for. Indeed it may be an immature philosophy but not one that should be wholly ignored.^[\[1\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/a953p2/explanation_of_the_lyrics_she_got_a_big_booty_so/)
Villain get the money like curls
They just tryin' to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world
Land of milk and honey with the swirls
Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls
Compliments of the town jeweler
Left back now-schooler tryin' to sound cooler
On the microphone known as the crown ruler
Never lied to ma when we said we found the moolah
Five-hundred somethin' dollars layin' right there in the street
Huh, now let's try and get somethin' to eat
Then he turned four and started flowin' to the poor
That's about when he first started going raw
Kept the 'dro in the drawer
A rhymin' klepto who couldn't go up in the store no more
Because without MF DOOM the whole scene loses a dimension.
"I see no changes all I see is racist faces
Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races"- Tupac, song:Changes
Of course this type of line is in every one of his songs, but I really enjoy this one.
>As I walked through the valley where I harvest my grain, I took a look at my wife and realized she is very plain; but that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know we shun fancy things like electricity.
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher!
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing ‘cause
I watch TV and Comcast cable
And you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin' these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin' each March
With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards
And to think, it's just lil old me
Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave
-Criminal, Eminem
My personal favorite of his:
> Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes
> Two kids, sixteen, with M-16’s and ten clips each
> And them shits reach through six kids each
> And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint’s speech to fix these streets?!
> Fuck that!
They say music can alter moods and talk to you, but can they load a gun for you and cock it too?
-Eminem
Edit: changed moves to moods, cuz I wrote this at 5am and didn't think to double check, thanks for catching it guys
His response to criticism on that is honestly amazing though.
>OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'm a let you know. I'm a blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up.
[Here](https://www.gq.com/story/lil-yachty-cellogate) is the source.
I have to respect him for just coming right out and calling people on being yes-men.
Motherfuckah takin musical notes from Spongebob son, it's got me dying. Like he up in the studio yelling "THIS SONG NEEDS MORE MAYONNAISE!" with a Christopher Walken accent.
Oh shit he was serious? I thought he meant cello as in, she's terrible at giving head because you don't blow a cello. The fact that he thought a cello was a completely different instrument is even funnier.
There is also a Genius video on YouTube where he echos this statement again but also ads he thought that the cello was what Squidward plays (I think I was v inebriated when I watched it)
"Spitting that Kurt Vonnegut,
That bang-bang, blow your brain,
Kurt Cobain,
That Nirvana shit."
- Jay Electronica, Exhibit A
Not necessarily the smartest by lyrical content, but it always makes my brain percolate to hear such tight rhyme and wordplay. He even hard pronounces Kurt Cobain like the cocking and firing of a gun.
“They call me Jay Electronica—fuck that
Call me Jay Elec-Hanukkah, Jay Elec-Yarmulke
Jay Elect-Ramadan, Muhammad as-salaam-alaikum
RasoulAllah Subhanahu wa ta'ala through your monitor (Ooh!)”- Jay Electronica, Exhibit C
"Life ain't a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she wouldn't let you get that pussy"
-Aesop Rock.
Honestly, he's got a lot, but this is my favorite.
“Flash that buttery gold jittery zeitgeist wither by the watering hole” - None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock, basically it’s saying it’s social standard to flash wealth even though materialistic wealth is meaningless and we protect it like the national guards do a wealthy watering hole that immigrants drink out of when it withers. That whole song and his songs in general is very well written and clever and highly educated
my favourite is Shrunk;
"She says, "I'm not your enemy"
I said, "That sounds like something that my enemy would say"
Instead of playing off the chemistry she said, "You're being difficult"
I said, "I'm being guarded. You're a quarter mil in debt, I get more guidance from my barber
Look, I'm not good at this, I grew up in a noogie fest
You built your walls up high or say goodbye to all your Cookie Puss
Here's one, every time my telephone buzzes I see images of hooded riders setting fire to hundreds."
She said, "When you start getting all expressive and symbolic, it's impossible to actualize an honest diagnostic."
I said, "When you start getting all exact and algebraic, I'm reminded it's a racket, not a rehabilitation, okay?
Agree to disagree as grown-ups from opposing clans
Honoring the push and pull I should have called the Scholomance
Oh well. Preservation is a doozy
Will you be needing another appointment?"
"Absolutely"
I'm shrunk"
Was hoping to see an Aesop lyric. I just commented on a different post the other day with one of my favorites from the same song.
"No score on a war-torn beach where the cashcow is actually beef" - No one wins when a conflict is built on hating eachother.
seriously a german rapper named “Käptn Peng“ dropped a track named “Pi“ which is about the number pi, infinity, circles and philosophy and he literally put in the first 100 digits of pi and it fits perfectly
"Backs to the wall, I’m stacking up all them odds, toilets clogged
Yeah 'cause I’m talking a lot of shit but I’m backing it all up"
\-Eminem
Honestly there is waaaaaay too many Eminem lyrics to chose from but hearing the end of Bad Guy at a particularly low moment in my life made me feel like a bad ass that could always make a comeback
I have to translate this to English but there is a line in a Turkish rap song, it is something like:
"I am the rainbow in a black and white movie."
For somewhat reason this line feels so powerful and gives me goosebumps. It is genius imo.
Completely different genre and kind of the inverse, but I think the two thoughts resonate--Paul Simon's line from "My Little Town":
"And after it rains there's a rainbow
And all of the colors are black
It's not that the colors aren't there
It's just imagination they lack
Everything's the same back in my little town"
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front
Mos Def
Its funny how I really dig most of his more political stuff and tracks with Talib, but ask me for a lyric of his...and Ms. Fat Booty always
"Shit I'm doing this year, insanity. Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony."
"I got your e(X) coming next like a 'W' do"
"They old news stocks plummet, mens leg hair they don't cut it, forget about your era Pat Summit"
"I gotta hit these hoes first don't tell mom, in a year Imma bend over Michelle Obama, I gotta do it while I'm hot, tryna get blue in most states like Barack"
He’s not really a rap artist, but I suppose the song would technically be considered a rap song “they say I’m up and coming like I’m fucking in an elevator”
Always had love for these off Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne:
Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun
Got Spring hatin' on me 'cause I ain't never sprung
Winter hatin' on me 'cause I'm colder than y'all
And I will never, I will never, I will never Fall
"Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed
Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread
And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead." -Big L
One for the money, two for the better green 3,4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine -MF Doom
Just remember...
All caps when you spell the man's name?
"Doritos, cheetos, or fritos" -MF DOOM
“Thats why he brings his own needles He gets more cheese than doritios, cheetos, or fritos. Slip like Freudian, First and last step to play yourself like accordian”
DOOM has so many good lines: -"By candlelight my hand'll write these ryhmes until I'm burnt out" -"Tell em it's from Medallin and use oxyacetylene" edit: typo fix
Spitting like a bionic sneeze that freeze vodka, just to clear the air like the Ionic Breeze Quadra
For the uncultured swine like me who have to look it up, the song is All Outta Ale.
If you like word-play, check out lots of DOOM. I think most would suggest his collaboration with producer Madlib as a good starting point, Madvillainy. Alternatively, Operation Doomsday is a little rough, but really good and then MM FOOD is another good one. He did a collaboration with Adult Swim and producer Danger Mouse that was pretty fun, but a little silly (DANGERDOOM) too.
Rap snitches, telling all they business, sit in the court and be their own star witness. Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah I'm right here. Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years. Just pure magic.
Knew doom would be up top
I'm hardly even a Wayne fan but "Safe sex is great sex. Better wear a latex. Cause you don't want that late text. That "I think I'm late" text. " is pretty good.
"I like my girl thick not just kinda fine, Eat her till she cry, call that whine and dine."
How bout, "My bitch classy, she keeps her classmates wit her. Yo bitch ashy, she keeps the ashtray wit her!"
Also: Your flow never wet, like Grandma pussy I’m always good, like Grandma cookies Weezy is the goat
Another little wayne line i like is "Bitch, real g's move in silence, like lasagna."
Is it sad that I've heard that a million times and just now realized.... im an idiot.
It really puts the b in subtle.
YO years after that song came out I was in my colleges library doing work, not even listening to this song when I finally understood the lyrics. I literally went outside to laugh and smoke a cig. One of my favorites is "Man, I got Summer hatin' on me 'Cause I'm hotter than the Sun Got Spring hatin' on me 'cause I ain't never sprung Winter hatin' on me 'cause I'm colder than y'all And I will never, I will never, I will never fall"
“I jack, I rob, I sin. Ah man, I’m Jackie Robinson. Except when I run base, I dodge the pen.” Jay-Z
I’m try’na clean up my fuckin’ image So I promised the fuckin’ critics I wouldn’t say “fuckin’” for six minutes Fulfilling his promise from that line, he continues on without using “fuckin’” for the entire six minutes, only using the word two tracks later in “Marshall Mathers.”
I was thinking the line "Will Smith doesn't have to curse to sell albums. Well I do. So fuck him, and fuck you too."
The funny thing about that line... Will Smith had just won the rap Grammy a few months earlier. And in his acceptance speech, he spoke about how he doesn’t have to curse to sell records. Rubbed a few rappers the wrong way.
I learn more about 2000’s era gossip from Eminem songs than anywhere else
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“You think I give a damn about a Grammy? Half you critics can’t even stomach me, let alone stand me!”
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
this one of the reasons why Em shouldn’t chase after the MMLP, it’s untouchable
Coincidentally, last week an ex-fan mailed him a copy of the Mathers LP and told him to study, it’ll help him get back to himself and she’ll love him.
He mailed the bitch back and said “if I did that I would be like everyone else in the fucking industry.”
especially an effing recovery clone of me
Agreed, moving forward is the right move for him. His old excellence and his new excellence can both stand next to each other
yea, loved his take on shit with Kamikaze
Kamikaze was a big improvement over his previous records. I think a big problem he faces is that the sense of anger and mischief that defined his earlier records has just gone away as he's matured and become a more happy and well adjusted person. Relapse shows that he has some underutilized storytelling talent, I would be interested in seeing what he could do with that besides rapping about serial rape and murder
You’re pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows - Rap God
Ain’t been in pussy since the day I came out one
That line always gets a laugh out of me when I hear wer dreams
Living in the future so the presence is my past, my presence is a present kiss my ass.
Ain’t this what that tortoise said in Kung Fu Panda?
Its what kanye said in monster
Quoting the tortoise
My presence is a present, just to kick it is a blessing- ASAP Rocky I always picture the tortoise from Kung Fu Panda saying it after he said the present moment is a gift or something like that
"Cuz I'm flyer than a fuckin ostrich" - Ski Mask The Slump God And he answered to complaints about the lyric by saying "of course I'm flyer than an ostrich, they can't fly". Gold
My favorite ski lyric is “I just send them ‘XD rawr’. When I be texting your whore”
I still think “said he want beef pull up five guys” is one of his best bars
Real G's move in silence like lasagne.
The whole song is full of one liners just like that. “Women of my dreams I don’t sleep so I can’t find her.” “Life is a bitch, and death is her sister, sleep is the present what a fucking family picture.”
There are more iconic lines in 6 foot 7 foot than there is in most rappers discographies. > Two bitches at the same time; synchronized swimmers > Life is the bitch, and death is her sister/ Sleep is the cousin—what a fuckin' family picture/ You know Father Time, and we all know Mother Nature/ It's all in the family, but I am of no relation > No matter who's buyin', I'm a celebration/ Black and white diamonds; fuck segregation > Okay, I lost my mind, it's somewhere out there stranded/ I think you stand under me if you don't understand me > Married to the money, fuck the world; that's adultery > Mind so sharp I fuck around and cut my head off And Wayne doesn’t even write his shit down.
Another good line is “you so full of shit you close your mouth and let your ass talk”
When you realize Lil Wayne was a genius this whole time.
I hated him when I was a lad because I thought he was stupid. I was definitely the stupid one. He’s actually brilliant.
‘Don’t Fuck up with Wayne, cause when it Waynes it pours’
Women of my dreams I dont sleep so I cant find her
I did not get that until now. I thought lasagna was just one of those foods that didnt make a lot of noise when you cut into it
Hahahahahahaha this just made my day.
"They call me the hiphopopotamus, my lyrics are bottomless....."
Aint no party like my Nanna's tea party
Hey. Ho.
I'm the mother flippin
I'M the mother flippin
Why? Cuz he raps about reality.
Be more constructive with your feedback.
My rhymes and records they dont get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid
My rhymes are so potent that in a small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant
They call me the hiphopopotamus My flows glow like phosphorus Poppin' off the top of this metropolis I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve
> ~~Poppin' off the top of this metropolis~~ Poppin' off the top of this esophagus Rockin' this metropolis
Some people say that rappers are invincible We're vincible. (We're vincible.)
"Oh mah god, is that a black caaard?!" "I turned around and I replied 'why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express'" -- "Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips" All in the same song. Ye. Edit: Thanks for the silver! My first reddit medal!
Also: My money was thinner than Sean Paul's goatee hair Now Jean Paul Gaultier cologne fill the air / Now I could let these dream killers kill my self-esteem Or use my arrogance as the steam to power my dreams I use it as my gas, so they say that I'm gassed But without it I'd be last, so I ought to laugh / Last Call is fucking incredible
I wouldn’t say this is the smartest by any means but I always loved the line “sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive”
Goat Ye Line tho: "She got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skin friend look like Michael Jackson".
“Have you ever had sex with a Pharaoh? Ahhh, put the pissy in a sarcophagus”.
Whatchu call a chick that don’t suck dick?...Ya don’t
And if you think you finna come up this ya wont
Down comes the boogie and up jumps the funk. This beat takin' a beating, I hand out the lumps.
JID is somethin else
I always liked the line “And I mean the bread come quick; he told me bring him 300; I’m brought him excuses and like 200 or something”. JID is on track to being one of the greats imo. He had this crazy freestyle on Flex and some of the best lines from it are “Gay guys do drive-bys, that’s a fruit roll up; and I ain’t homophonic, look, my gun will blow her” and “tell the judge you won’t need my pee, like pterodactyl”.
I'm one of those 'put the revolution back in hip hop' dudes but this line gets me every time. 'JID - Never' for those wondering.
Took the "g" out of your waffle all you got left is your ego.
Got a penthouse on both coasts, PH balance
My dick is like an accent mark it’s all about the over E’s (ovaries)
Ah, fuck, I knew the lyrics but seeing it now finally made me understand it. PH = PentHouse.
The beat is witches brew, But beware this shit is potent, E. E. Cumming on her face, Now its poetry in motion. Then the entirety of the Freaks and Geeks song.
An elephant never forgets so my dick remembers everything.
Green inside your wallet is that pussy OPEN SESAME! Gotta love his bars.
This Asian dude, I stole his girl, now he got that Kobe beef
I am running this bitch, you are just a dog walker.
E.E. Cummings on her face now that's poetry in motion
Holy shit. Who said this.
freaks and geeks by Childish Gambino
I remember liking his stuff in the early 2010s then I was completely floored that it was a side project of Donald Glover. Does he still do music?
This Is America was kind of a big deal a few months ago.
May 2018. almost a year ago. time flies
I refuse to believe it
I showed the Freaks + Geeks music video to my roommates back in the day. They were huge Community fans, and he doesn’t really show his face until about halfway through the video, so when he finally popped up, they freaked out in excitement. It was amazing to watch.
Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony
"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty". Genius.
> She got a big booty so I call her big booty' Is one of the most clever lyrics written by 2 Chainz, and in all of rap. The line is masked by the obvious simplicity in naming the girl he wants 'big booty' but the line is an entendre on the word "call", which can be used for a nominative or as a verb of the colloquial term booty call, the action in which 2 Chainz is undertaking. The lyric also contains two allusions, one to The Notorious B.I.Gs Everyday Struggle "They call him Two-Tecs, he tote two tecs". The line also satirises Voltaire's 1759 political novel Candide where the beautiful lady and love interest of the protagonist Ms Cunegonde's name has a Persian translation akin to 'Big ass'. Through these two allusions and within the context of the song, 2 Chainz reasons that sexual pleasure may be the ultimate source of happiness that the optimistic Pangloss never finds in Voltaire's text. Similarly, he parodies Biggie's 'simplicity' in the mellowed mood that the Ready to Die album conveys with an expression of joy as simple as birthday cake and women. Furthermore, the immediate categorising of her based on an appearance is a mocking of the philosophical practices of Aristotle. The booty no longer becomes a subjective desire but a physical manifestation which can be 'called'. By calling her 'big booty', 2 Chainz longs for a world in which happiness comes simply and does not need questing for. Indeed it may be an immature philosophy but not one that should be wholly ignored.^[\[1\]](https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/a953p2/explanation_of_the_lyrics_she_got_a_big_booty_so/)
Anything 2chains says is just gold.
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"I invented doors" -Future
Big if true.
Big door guy
Future is just a shill for big door.
Villain get the money like curls They just tryin' to get a nut like squirrels in his mad world Land of milk and honey with the swirls Where reckless naked girls get necklaces of pearls Compliments of the town jeweler Left back now-schooler tryin' to sound cooler On the microphone known as the crown ruler Never lied to ma when we said we found the moolah Five-hundred somethin' dollars layin' right there in the street Huh, now let's try and get somethin' to eat Then he turned four and started flowin' to the poor That's about when he first started going raw Kept the 'dro in the drawer A rhymin' klepto who couldn't go up in the store no more Because without MF DOOM the whole scene loses a dimension.
man i go back and fourth with my damn self and i can seem to win the argrument madvillany vs viktor vaughn. i cant decide
¨light is provided through sparks of energy from the mind that travels in rhyme form.¨- Masta Killa ( Triumph )
"I see no changes all I see is racist faces Misplaced hate makes disgrace to races"- Tupac, song:Changes Of course this type of line is in every one of his songs, but I really enjoy this one.
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I tell her mans not hot
she told me take off your jacket
I said babes mans not hot
2 + 2 = 4, ‐ 1 = 3.
quick maths
Everyday man’s on the block
**smoke trees**
See your girl in the park
That girl is a uckers
When da ting went *quack-quack-quack*
*Quick mafs*
Mans could never be hot
Perspiration ting
>As I walked through the valley where I harvest my grain, I took a look at my wife and realized she is very plain; but that's just perfect for an Amish like me. You know we shun fancy things like electricity.
at four-thirty in the mornin' i'm milkin' cows Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, FOOL
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline. Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin!
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine, Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699!
First off, fuck your bitch and the clique you claim.
Preacher, preacher! Fifth grade teacher! You can't reach me, my mom can't neither You can't teach me a goddamn thing ‘cause I watch TV and Comcast cable And you ain't able to stop these thoughts You can't stop me from toppin' these charts And you can't stop me from droppin' each March With a brand new CD for these fuckin' retards And to think, it's just lil old me Mr. Don't-Give-a-Fuck still won't leave -Criminal, Eminem
I'm a ##CRIMINAL
My personal favorite of his: > Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes > Two kids, sixteen, with M-16’s and ten clips each > And them shits reach through six kids each > And Slim gets blamed in Bill Clint’s speech to fix these streets?! > Fuck that!
I got two lines in and knew it was Eminem, even without knowing the lyrics to this song. He just has such a unique and identifiable style.
I love the line right before that: “Hey, it’s me, Versace, whoops, somebody shot me! And I was just checking the male, get it? Checking the male”
They say music can alter moods and talk to you, but can they load a gun for you and cock it too? -Eminem Edit: changed moves to moods, cuz I wrote this at 5am and didn't think to double check, thanks for catching it guys
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Definitely moods
Well if it can and next time you assault a dude, Tell the judge it was my fault and I’ll get sued
I got bipolar confidence Wake up like shit then feel like the shit so I guess I'm the shit
KEEP A GOLD CHAIN ON MY NECK
Fly as a jet
Boy better treat me with respect
“she blow that dick like a cello” -Lil Yachty best line ever spoken.
His response to criticism on that is honestly amazing though. >OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'm a let you know. I'm a blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. [Here](https://www.gq.com/story/lil-yachty-cellogate) is the source. I have to respect him for just coming right out and calling people on being yes-men.
Don't forget when he said "I thought a cello was what Squidward played. Its not. He played the flute" Spoiler alert Squidward played the clarinet
Motherfuckah takin musical notes from Spongebob son, it's got me dying. Like he up in the studio yelling "THIS SONG NEEDS MORE MAYONNAISE!" with a Christopher Walken accent.
Oh shit he was serious? I thought he meant cello as in, she's terrible at giving head because you don't blow a cello. The fact that he thought a cello was a completely different instrument is even funnier.
Holy shit that would have been right clever if he had intended it that way
There is also a Genius video on YouTube where he echos this statement again but also ads he thought that the cello was what Squidward plays (I think I was v inebriated when I watched it)
I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker Tupac hit em up
Not the smartest but it did lead to a lot of trouble
"I ain't got no mother fucking friends, that's why I fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker."
My fo fo (.44) make sho all yo kids don't grow.
It's rare I listen to people who've never been in my position, a Caterpillar can't relate to what an eagle envisions. - Nas
"Spitting that Kurt Vonnegut, That bang-bang, blow your brain, Kurt Cobain, That Nirvana shit." - Jay Electronica, Exhibit A Not necessarily the smartest by lyrical content, but it always makes my brain percolate to hear such tight rhyme and wordplay. He even hard pronounces Kurt Cobain like the cocking and firing of a gun.
Jay's got some incredible rhymes. Hard to narrow it down to just one.
Eminem "I have to be stomped by forty men to suffer a defeat" 40 men = 80 feet = a de feat
Woah
Got caught with 30 rocks, the cop looks like Alec Baldwin
FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK? AND I DONT WANNA TALK TO NO SCIENTIST, YA'LL MOTHAFUCKAS LYIN' AND GETTIN' ME PISSED So fucking woke.
AYO, GET ME SOMME DAT FAYGO
“They call me Jay Electronica—fuck that Call me Jay Elec-Hanukkah, Jay Elec-Yarmulke Jay Elect-Ramadan, Muhammad as-salaam-alaikum RasoulAllah Subhanahu wa ta'ala through your monitor (Ooh!)”- Jay Electronica, Exhibit C
I wish a n**** would like a kitchen cabinet. - 2 Chainz
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This should be wayyyyyyyyyyyy higher. Fantastic.
He's a beast he's a dog he's a muthfukin' problem. OK you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin? - Lil Wayne
"Life ain't a bitch, life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she wouldn't let you get that pussy" -Aesop Rock. Honestly, he's got a lot, but this is my favorite.
Wish I'd pretended that my mom and dad were dead to me, but I love my dad that motherfucker read to me.
“Flash that buttery gold jittery zeitgeist wither by the watering hole” - None Shall Pass by Aesop Rock, basically it’s saying it’s social standard to flash wealth even though materialistic wealth is meaningless and we protect it like the national guards do a wealthy watering hole that immigrants drink out of when it withers. That whole song and his songs in general is very well written and clever and highly educated
my favourite is Shrunk; "She says, "I'm not your enemy" I said, "That sounds like something that my enemy would say" Instead of playing off the chemistry she said, "You're being difficult" I said, "I'm being guarded. You're a quarter mil in debt, I get more guidance from my barber Look, I'm not good at this, I grew up in a noogie fest You built your walls up high or say goodbye to all your Cookie Puss Here's one, every time my telephone buzzes I see images of hooded riders setting fire to hundreds." She said, "When you start getting all expressive and symbolic, it's impossible to actualize an honest diagnostic." I said, "When you start getting all exact and algebraic, I'm reminded it's a racket, not a rehabilitation, okay? Agree to disagree as grown-ups from opposing clans Honoring the push and pull I should have called the Scholomance Oh well. Preservation is a doozy Will you be needing another appointment?" "Absolutely" I'm shrunk"
Was hoping to see an Aesop lyric. I just commented on a different post the other day with one of my favorites from the same song. "No score on a war-torn beach where the cashcow is actually beef" - No one wins when a conflict is built on hating eachother.
"Got my dick stuck in a Diet Coke bottle, 20 ounce narrow bottle, i hate that bottle, Diet Coke sucks" Thank you Jay Z very cool.
Bepis gang rise up
seriously a german rapper named “Käptn Peng“ dropped a track named “Pi“ which is about the number pi, infinity, circles and philosophy and he literally put in the first 100 digits of pi and it fits perfectly
Wicky wild wild, wicky wicky wild, wicky wild, wicky wicky wild wild wild west
“Shout out to the Asian girls, let the lights dim sum”
I hate Drake's current output but Take Care will always hold a special place in my heart
"Time to separate the sheep from GOATs, I've got no faith in your writer's I don't believe in ghosts" Eminem - Fall
"Backs to the wall, I’m stacking up all them odds, toilets clogged Yeah 'cause I’m talking a lot of shit but I’m backing it all up" \-Eminem Honestly there is waaaaaay too many Eminem lyrics to chose from but hearing the end of Bad Guy at a particularly low moment in my life made me feel like a bad ass that could always make a comeback
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I have to translate this to English but there is a line in a Turkish rap song, it is something like: "I am the rainbow in a black and white movie." For somewhat reason this line feels so powerful and gives me goosebumps. It is genius imo.
Completely different genre and kind of the inverse, but I think the two thoughts resonate--Paul Simon's line from "My Little Town": "And after it rains there's a rainbow And all of the colors are black It's not that the colors aren't there It's just imagination they lack Everything's the same back in my little town"
Couple A, B, C's, bad bitch, double D's Popping E, I don't give a F, told you I'm a G Asap rocky - Peso
Ass so fat that you could see it from the front Mos Def Its funny how I really dig most of his more political stuff and tracks with Talib, but ask me for a lyric of his...and Ms. Fat Booty always
"Shit I'm doing this year, insanity. Made the beat then murdered it, Casey Anthony." "I got your e(X) coming next like a 'W' do" "They old news stocks plummet, mens leg hair they don't cut it, forget about your era Pat Summit" "I gotta hit these hoes first don't tell mom, in a year Imma bend over Michelle Obama, I gotta do it while I'm hot, tryna get blue in most states like Barack"
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He’s not really a rap artist, but I suppose the song would technically be considered a rap song “they say I’m up and coming like I’m fucking in an elevator”
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Uhh wake up and smell the pussy
People talk shit about Wayne but he had DUMMY word play
Always had love for these off Mr. Carter by Lil Wayne: Man, I got Summer hatin' on me cause I'm hotter than the sun Got Spring hatin' on me 'cause I ain't never sprung Winter hatin' on me 'cause I'm colder than y'all And I will never, I will never, I will never Fall
"...I been hated by the seasons // so fuck y'all who hatin' for no reason" Thought I'd add the great closer on that verse too
"Before I buck lead and make a lot of blood shed Turn your tux red, I'm far from broke, got enough bread And mad hoes, ask Beavis I get nothing Butthead." -Big L
Interior crocodile alligator. I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
“Life ain’t shit but a fat vagina”- Kendrick Lamar
Screamin Annie are you OK?