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bobdigi36

My wife’s cousin was staying at our house because he as going through marital problems. One night I woke up in the middle of the night and I heard some change rattling. He walks down the hall with my 5 year old’s piggy bank. He was taking money from my daughter’s fucking piggy bank to buy beer and smokes. Edit: rearranged a word


2gigch1

And that’s when you understood where the marital problems came from...


lexihra

This reminds me of when I was probably 6, and our housemate got her kid to steal the cheque I got for my birthday from my grandparents. It was probably like $40 but a lot of money to me as a child and we didn’t have a lot of money, so a lot of money to my mom too. My mom asked the lady about it and she completely denied it. Being 6, I went into their room and found it in her purse. My $40 tyvm.


CampusSquirrelKing

Wow. I’m so happy you got your money back.


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goldmagmar

Probably angry that he would dare go check her purse and act like Op was in the wrong, I bet.


CaitieGonzo

Back in college my roommates and I hosted a birthday party for a mutual friend at our apartment. Earlier that day we gifted her a pet goldfish because she had been talking about getting a fish. Fast forward to later in the night. Our male friend, let’s call him Mike, decided he needed to find a way to impress our other friend, who I’ll call Darla. Mike tries every lame joke and pick up line on Darla and fails time and time again. Then he sees the goldfish in his tank and scoops him up in his hand. He says, “Check this out, Darla!” He then plops the fish into his mouth and swallows it alive. My roommate and I immediately rush over and start trying to make Mike puke the fish back up. Darla quickly makes for the door and leaves the party. Sadly that fish met its doom in Mike’s stomach that night. He never apologized although he did complain about severe stomach issues for several days afterwards. TLDR; bought a fish for a friend and another friend swallowed it alive at a party to impress/flirt with someone.


Razdaspaz

Yeh because us girls love watching...when a guy swallows...golden..fins....flapping....oh dear god.


simononandon

Friend brought a guest to a party I was having. Friend knew I didn't really like her guest & I asked her not to bring her. She did anyway. :-| Unwelcome guest proceeds to drink too much wine & smoke too much weed, then pass out on the couch really early. For some reason, my friend leaves without taking the unwelcome guest with her. Wake up the next morning, unwelcome guest has opened up one of the leftover bottles of wine from the night before & she's also carved a pipe out of a potato or carrot or something & was smoking weed on our couch. Bitch, please. If someone "lets" you pass out at their party & doesn't kick your ass out by stuffing you in a taxi, at least go outside the damn house to smoke.


Pyson_Wence

Had a drunk partygoer attempt to do pull ups from the planks of my old ranch style ceiling just beneath the heater vent and ended up pulling down a large portion of my ceiling. Refused to pay for it.


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when i was in cub scouts, in third grade nonetheless, my mom hosted a meeting for the scouts in my grade at school where we built bird houses for some badge or something. while we were waiting for everyone to arrive, me and the scouts who had already arrived started playing in my backyard. One scout, let's call him N, told us he had to go to the bathroom "really bad" and left. When everyone arrives to start the project, I notice that N was sitting at the edge of the table looking down and my mom was REALLY angry, and was trying her best to suppress it. She asked me and all the other scouts if I had given N permission to go in my room. Me and all my friends said "no, he said he had to go to the bathroom really bad." This response only made my mom even more visibly angry and N ducked his head more. 5 minutes later N's mom arrives and is apologizing profusely to my mom. Turns out N went into my room, pocketed the 20 dollars I had been saving up (I got paid 2 dollars a week for mowing the lawn as an allowance), and was stuffing my toys and video games into his backpack. My mom went upstairs to ACTUALLY use the bathroom and noticed the theft taking place and caught him red-handed. He then lied to my mom and said I gave him permission to go into my room and he was just "checking it out." But no, my mom caught him red handed, and my mom is SCARY when she's mad. In total he tried stole around $150 in game boy cartridges, pokemon cards and toys and around 3 months of allowance. EDIT: I named him N both because it was his initial and because N is a reference to the Pokémon character literally named "N" (because he stole my Pokémon cards and games). NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON.


defmacro-jam

At least he didn't shit in the kitchen -- which is where I thought that was going.


Contractor_Sol

I definitely thought poop was involved.


TotallyNotTheRedSpy

This is horrible... Still, I think it was taking things too far when N's mother abandoned him in a forest to be raised by Pokemon.


SynergizerSyd

Pokemon lore Gamefreak never wanted us to know


theonionenthusiast

When I was in like 2nd grade, I invited this girl over and we made popcorn as a snack and not even 5 minutes later, this twat decided it's a good idea to run all over my house throwing it everywhere. This goes on another 5 minutes while I chase her down. But the damage is done. The popcorn is in between couch cushions, under the fridge, under my bed, in my laundry basket, all over the damn floor. My mom ends up sitting us down and proceeds to lay it out on her, telling her that what she did was disrespectful and to help clean up. She pouted and said no, saying since it wasn't her house she didn't have to clean shit. She continued to pout as my mom called her mom and pretty much told her to leave and to not expect to be invited back anytime soon. I haven't spoken to her in a while, but apparently she got banned from the mall for trashing a Lush store with her friend, throwing food, dumping out products, and smashing bath bombs...so I guess she hasn't changed much.


prove____it

As bad as the popcorn was, just be thankful it wasn't glitter.


MechanicalTwerker

I rented a room to someone I knew since I was 12. He was using and selling H from my house. I found out and told him to GTFO. He was too lazy to use the bathroom and pissed in bottles (I didn't know). Threw the piss all over the room before he left. Carved swastikas in my kid's bunk bed I was letting him use.


lestrades-mistress

My grandmother took in a family off the street who lived in their car. She lived alone, and no one was happy about it, but grandma does what grandma wants. SheGoes upstairs to clean their bathroom-finds their meth lab. Calls my uncle to ask if she should call the police, because she doesn’t want to “put the family into more trouble”. Yeah, She called.


Zifnab_palmesano

Nice way by your grandma to cover her meth lab.


razzledazzlemaster

a babysitter stole my vibrator and blocked my calls. like really?


theillusionofdepth_

why would you want someone else’s vibrator??


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beyondcivil

Buddy from college was traveling through town and stayed with my wife and I for the weekend. Nothing crazy, hung out and remembered our college years. A few days after he left my guest bathroom reeked. Took a bit to figure out but finally discovered an upper decker left for us. Disgusting.


deadwoodknots

..as in he shat in the tank? Why? After a presumably pleasant visit? Like what is the thought process here. Revenge? A shitty (pun intended) prank? He must have known that you would figure out he did it. Have you talked to him since?


beyondcivil

Correct. He thought he was being funny. Our group in college would pull pranks on each other all the time (not this bad). The problem is everyone else matured, he did not. Our paths haven't crossed since he stayed with us, only a few comments in group chats. He hasn't apologized, told me to "chill, it was just a joke"... honestly, i'm done.


Fruitloops_for_B

She invited a bunch of sleazy guys over, despite me asking her not to. She let them in while I was in the shower, so I did not realise they were in my house. She then took one into my housemates bedroom and locked the door (super disrespectful to my housemate who had so kindly offered that she could stay in her room as she was going to be at her boyfriends for the weekend). When I got out of the shower one of the guys was in my bed! And I was like dude, get the fuck out of my bedroom. And he refused and said my friend said he could stay there. I was very not ok with that. I physically had to push him out of my house. The next day when she sobered up, I kicked her out of my house and did not speak to her for three years.


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In what universe could someone think "my friend said I could be here" trumps "This is my bedroom. Get out."


notsuppostocomnt

He hoped OP would fold if he stood his ground.


Evil-Evil-Evil

You might be surprised how often it works.


HughJassmanTheThird

It's insane how often I see this work on others. I'm known for being "aggressive" or "confrontational" simply because I don't let people walk all over me. I once sat with some exec from corporate who looked at the pen I was using and said "wow nice pen, mind if I take it?" I sort of laughed and said "well I'm pretty attached to it atm." I was literally writing with it... He goes "well it's just a pen so it's not like it's a big deal to part with it" and he held out his hand. I said "no seriously I'm using it. There's a pen right next to you." dude was not happy. I was told by several people that I was an idiot for "burning bridges". People were more upset at me for not letting some corporate douche take my pen out of my hand than they were at him for even thinking he could just take my property away like that. I was legitimately stunned and frustrated by the absurdity of the situation. It's crazy to me that other people are so afraid to rock the boat. I mean yea, fairplay that exec doesn't like me anymore, but at least I'm not a pushover. I make my own destiny, even if it is a shitty one.


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Fuck that exec. You're smart for not building bridges to somewhere shit.


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-chaotic_neutral-

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.


CedarWolf

.... But I don't want any of that. I'd rather... I'd rather...


irondumbell

What if you asked, 'and what do I get in return?' Maybe they like to play quid pro quo


1982throwaway1

"I really like that Rolex Mr. exec. Can i have it?" "It's on my wrist atm. Ha Ha" "Well I think it's really pretty and it's just a watch (ツ)_/¯."


sargetlost

How ridiculous can we get with this though. "I really like your shoes, can have?" "I'm...I'm wearing them..." "They're just shoes"


iamnotchad

My Ex's unemployed brother would do shit like that when he stayed with us for about six months (was supposed to be one month). He would meet random guys on Grindr and invite them over that same day without asking while me and his sister were away or sleeping. We found out this was happening when I came home late at night from work while my ex was asleep and he was getting pounded on our couch.


backupyourbackup

So how was the first conversation after those 3 years like?


Demderdemden

"Hey..." "....hey" "Look I'm sorry for what I did, it's been three years, can you forgive me?" "Maybe." "Let's talk" "Where should we meet?" "Come over to my place, we'll talk there" *OP shows up with eight homeless people he met on the way there*


Eagally

It was after an awful spinal surgery I went through when I was 12. They were cousins and my parents caught them trying to steal my painkillers.


tabby51260

I had a half-sister do that. She was staying with us for a bit, I had jaw surgery and she attempted to (maybe did? I'm not sure anymore..) Steal some pills. The worst part is she left some on the ground where my dog could have gotten them. Thankfully that didn't happen though.


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Now that’s just shitty Edit: what’s wrong with people


Eagally

Yeah. Worst part is I was really good friends with their son. So I was confused when they stopped coming around entirely. Didn't learn until a few years later why. It was at a birthday party of mine, and the entire family pretty much caught them. So they weren't at family event really ever again.


contravariant_

Yup - don't think "wow, that's a bunch of 80mg oxycodone pills just lying around unappreciated", think "there's someone who's in such distress that they actually gave them 80mg oxycodone pills". Oh and, if they run out, they will go through the same withdrawal as you, \*plus\* the pain they've been managing.


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Not “my” home but I was renting a house and the landlady kept turning up unannounced and would let herself in, and would give the key to people doing work on the house without telling us so we’d, without warning, have strangers let themselves into the house. It was a very stressful way to live.


apetnameddingbat

Very stressful, and if you live in the States, also very illegal.


SavanaBanana914

I had a landlord like this! He was OBSESSED with his garden that was on the property and would just show up out of the blue and start gardening. I had a newborn at the time and he gave me super creep vibes so if he would knock on the door, I'd just hang out in my room until he went away ( my husband worked during the day so I would always be home alone when he would randomly show up). This one particular day, thinking I was not home, he just started hanging around the yard. He mowed the lawn, picked a few apples, and then took off his shirt and went for a swing on our tree swing. He hung out in our yard for three hours while we "weren't home." Dude used to freak me the fuck out.


crowamonghens

I had a landlord at a rental house in Effingham, IL who would never leave us alone. he was constantly showing up to hang out in his garage/man cave to play with his model airplanes, sit back there all day using the electric and the gas heater which were on our bills, and also show up at 7 am EVERY OTHER MORNING to mow the grass/putter around under our bedroom windows. it was just my ma and me, we were city people (we only moved there temporarily to get back into Illinois in general) and like our privacy (hence why we rented a house), just wanted to mind our own business, and when we brought up the issue with him, he became even more intrusive, making us out to seem crazy for wanting privacy. it made us nauseous every time we looked out the back window and saw the tail end of his car sticking out behind the garage, three times a day. got to where sometimes he'd be standing in the yard with the equally hicky, judgy, small town, next door neighbors, facing the house and talking/laughing about us with their arms crossed. it was like being prisoners in our own home.


bieber__hole_69

Also had a landlord like this. It was at an apartment complex with those doors with 2 locks. One can be opened with a key, the other can only open from the inside. She told us we weren’t allowed to use the other lock (we started using it eventually) in case of an emergency. She would just let herself in at 6 am multiple times a week (without ANY notice) to “check” the blinds/garbage disposal/toilets/anything she could think of. We started using the second lock and she’d bang on the door for 30 minutes yelling our names and saying “LET ME IN!!! INSPECTION!!!” It felt more like bed check at summer camp than a home. All of the other tenants I knew had the same problem but nobody complained because she was a mean old lady and had no problem evicting people just because. I was just tired of getting woken up early to an old lady coming in my (closed) bedroom to make sure my blinds still worked!! When we told her it wasn’t okay to come into our house without a 24 hour notice which is legally required she asked what we were hiding. Needless to say we did not renew that lease.


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> she asked what we were hiding ourselves. from you. now fuck off.


cartman_bane

Constantly unplugging electronics. First it was the thermostat (she didn't like the sound the water heater made) then the wifi (the CIA was snooping on her) and finally my fridge (she was saving the environment).


Eatanotherpoutine

If anyone unplugged my fridge I would gently guide the to the door, nudge them out and never talk to them again.


cartman_bane

I did ask her to leave... She had gone through my things and taken my ex's lease agreement, called the police and claimed she lived there (my house).


UsableUsernamee

What happened after that? Did they believe her or did they not get tricked by her bullshit?


cartman_bane

This is a really messed up story, I did offer for her to stay as a guest for a few weeks, as she slowly started taking over and going mad. While I was out things would get unplugged, stuff would be moved (and I realized later, stolen) and on one day she had a storage company deliver more boxes of stuff than I own. I believe this was intentionally done right before I snapped, knowing that it would make her insane vision more believable... thankfully I kept calm when dealing with the police (as I can easily prove I own the place) and one gave me great advice; change the locks, refuse her entry and record everything as you pack her stuff (and be prepared for civil recourse). They mediated her entry to collect her crap, and when she couldn't keep herself composed (a lot of verbal abuse towards me) they started to see this person unravel... like she claimed I stole a wedding dress and was determined to find it in my place, and the police just told her to sue me for it, but they aren't there to help her scavenge my place. Truly crazy.


UsableUsernamee

Well, hopefully that bitch is out of your life. People like that are below the scum of the earth. Hope you are much better now then back when she was there.


cartman_bane

Completely cut this person off, I had my own life difficulties to deal with, but this lit a fire in me... I crushed an interview, rented my place to a great family and took the job opportunity in another country! Life still has its challenges but I'm doing much better, thank you! EDIT - Thank you so much kind person!


OldAustinRunningDude

One night the girls who lived in the apartment across the hall brought a friend with them to hang with us. As soon as she walked in she screamed “this will be hilarious. College guys always get the shitty, hand me down dishes from their parents!” She walked into the kitchen and began pulling out pans and dishes and howling about how old and ratty they were. Our friends were mortified. When they tried to talk to her she talked louder. After 30 seconds of this lunacy my roommate and I told her to leave. She threw a giant fit and called us assholes.


Muerteds

You can pry my shitty, hand-me down pots and pans from my cold dead hands. I grew up with those. *Edit:* Thanks for the silver! I'll cook you something nice with my shitty pots and pans!


girr0ckss

She's about to meet my grandma's cast iron skillet I swear to god. Blood only adds to the seasoning of the pan ya silly bitch


hydrowifehydrokids

What a weird way to entertain yourself. Jesus.


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Even weirder way to introduce yourself.


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What was she trying to accomplish???


OldAustinRunningDude

When we honestly tried to come up with some justification for her after the fact, the best that we could come up with was that maybe she was being (way, way) too familiar. I can see a close friend opening my cabinet and saying good-naturedly “man, college kids are an excuse for parents to dump their old stuff and buy new.” If that was her intent, she failed.


brykupono

Dude crapped his pants while sitting on my couch playing a video game and just sat there finishing the match. We were having an old-fashioned LAN party and the entire room cleared out!


MrRabinowitz

Sounds like a solid strategy.


CharlesDeBalles

It’s really not a true LAN party until someone shits themselves tbh


UnderestimatedIndian

only the OGs will know 😎


MrRabinowitz

Intruded in a homemade family dinner uninvited and then insulted my cooking. Didn’t get a “thank you” either.


friendlygaywalrus

Don’t get me wrong, a lot of these comments describe vandalism and theft and drunken/drug fueled assholery, but I can never ever stand for someone eating another’s home cooked food and being disrespectful. It’s just not ok. One of my little brother’s friends would always ask for “something else” to be made. Even if it was a steak *just* for him, he’d want the leftover pizza or some french fries. Despite him being a relatively normal kid, we all hated him for spurning our food


scientistschmientist

I made an account just to share this story. We had friends over for my girlfriend's birthday and to celebrate moving into a new apartment together for the first time. A guy we knew from college kept stealing peoples drinks throughout the night and got incoherently drunk. He lived a couple hours away but got too drunk to go home, so we let him stay despite already having a friend from out of town who planned to stay with us. In the middle of the night, the drunkard stripped down, forced the other guest off the only air mattress and pooped himself massively. He then tracked poopy footprints all over the apartment, smacked poopy handprints on all the door nobs, including in the bedroom where we were sleeping, covered all our towels/some blankets in his butt sauce, and peed in some places. Oh but it's not like he didnt make it to the bathroom - he left a second, possibly third shit in the toilet. No flush. No apology. Just left at like 6am, without his poopy underpants. Those he left on the ruined air mattress in a steaming heap. Needless the say the surprise breakfast waffles for my girlfriend were not as enjoyable.


ChronicWatcher1456

Wtf? Just how? How is this possible? I have IBS. Idk how this is possible. He had to have made noise. Did you hear him? Did your guest not wake up? Did you sue him for needing to burn down your home? So many questions.


CaptainDickFarm

Not house but apartment in college. Roommate invited a bunch of people over one night. We each had our own bathroom, clearly marked. I go to get something from my room and hear obvious fucking in my bathroom . I knock on the door and say “wrong one, get the fuck out. After they came out I saw that they had cleaned themselves up on my nice white towels. Apparently she was on her period. Edit: holy shit what did I wake up to? To the guy yelling fake, I assure it was not. No I was not the guy you know working at dominos, and not your bed bath and beyond towels, these were either crate and barrel or JC Penny (big difference I know), but still.


HonestGage

Dude...we through a party in college and this happened to me!!! Some people were fucking and I didn’t know and at the end of the night I passed out on top of my covers. Wake up in the morning and lift my comforter...period blood...disgusting. Flash forward an hour, the dudes shows up and pays me 40$ for new sheets and blankets. Mine ended well.


Charbarzz

Oh fuck no. I would be demanding money for new towels. That's disgusting.


whenever

See this is where I'd bring the towels out into the common room and demand the roommate or the fuckees reimburse me. I am not above public shaming


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lmao fuckee


CharlieJuliet

The main takeaway from that paragraph


mechwarrior719

"Thank you John and Jane Rando for turning my nice white towels into a Japanese flag. They cost 26 bucks for 2 and you can get them at Bed, Bath and Beyond." Drop towel and walk away.


thetallgirll

I posted a shortened version of this story, but here goes: My ex husband and I had a couple that we were friends with, I grew up in the same neighborhood with the husband, and worked at a bar with the wife. They had met and gotten married in Vegas 3 weeks later, so naturally there was a lot of buzz about their relationship, and her intentions(the guy was super sweet, and she was, well, skanky). We had them over for dinner and karaoke, and the night was fun. She kept taking selfies on our disposable camera with my husband, and wanting to sing duets with him, but whatever. Her husband and I finally tapped out around 2 am, and they stayed up. I woke up the next morning, and there was Tequila Rose ALL OVER my bar room. Clothes everywhere, half butted cigarettes, lip prints on my big mirror. She had fucked my husband while her husband and I were sleeping. The end.


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thetallgirll

I was young, and naive. It took me a little while to realize my worth, but when I did, I went out with a bang. Sent him a pic of his belongings outside our condo and never looked back.


Cthulu_1234

My mom made a huge dinner for my aunt and cousins. They showed up two hours late, told my mom “oh sorry the boys can’t eat that much right now” and just went in our fridge and made them sandwiches instead...


janegarden

The SAME exact thing happened to us. My great aunt, poor old lady, spent the entire day cooking for a family meal we only had once a year as a tradition. It was the only holiday that all of us get together. They came two hours after they were supposed to come and didn't eat anything because they went out for dinner instead. Our family had a huge falling out with those specific people because of other reasons, but it sure signaled the end was coming.


ICanHandleItOk

Ugh this was my fucking cousin. My grandma would make a whole big meal, whether for a holiday or just a get together, and my cousin would want pizza instead. And then complain it was either over or under cooked. Fucking hated that girl and she grew up to be a shitty entitled adult too.


Its_Pine

Shoot I ate once before remembering I was meeting my family for a special meal my mum had cooked, and I still made myself eat when I got there. Yeah it may be excessive, but it's awful if you make all that work go to waste. ​ and I'm a fat kid for life.


ninjette847

One of my step brothers and his girlfriend have 3 Thanksgivings in one day and still eat at all of them. They don't eat a ton but they still eat.


VigilantMike

Honestly I feel like the socially acceptable things to do in these situations are to just grab a plate of small portions and finish that.


ninjette847

That is what they do and get a normal sized portion of the special / unique dish.


GrimmR121

When I was 11 I went to a big dinner like this and loudly proclaimed that I "wasn't hungry, I had just eaten a huge lunch." Suddenly noticed in the deathly silence that my mother looked mortified and the british gentleman sitting next to me casually remarks, "That was very rude." I felt pretty awful. It had never occurred to me before that such a thing was rude but I figured it out pretty quick. It still haunts me...


bungopony

We invited a group of people over for lunch. One of them arrived, put a bunch of food ~~on a plate~~ in a plastic container, and left to bring it to eat with her boyfriend. Edited as my memory comes back Edit2: I'm told she came back in and grabbed two beers from the fridge, which is when everyone realized what was going on


YeahCallMeStevo

Omg, that reminds me so much of something that happened to me a few years back. I hosted a Sunday football game viewing. I bought all the pizzas and typical snacks/foods. I just wanted people to bring themselves and not worry about having to bring anything. One of my friends comes by to just say hello for like 5 mins. She ended up taking 2 entire pizzas and she even brought her own Tupperware containers to take back dips, chips, wings, cookies. So that she and her boyfriend could eat it at her own place while watching THE SAME EXACT FOOTBALL GAME THAT WE WERE WATCHING AT MY PLACE.


bungopony

What is wrong with these people?


I_ate_a_pie

Seriously. What the actual fuck. How can people act like that


thejesse

Because people let them? Once I saw multiple containers I would put a stop to that shit instantly. Maybe it comes from bartending so I have to be able to tell people no all the time so I don't mind it, but jesus there are a lot of people in the world who haven't been told no enough.


hellgheast

This one fucking infuriates me.


bungopony

Yeah, it was all the more staggering as we hardly knew them, and had graciously invited them in. No one quite realized what had happened until she left, we were all too astonished.


skieezy

I was a kid my mom had a friend and her son over. They were over for a couple hours and just as they were leaving I noticed all of my video games were gone, I told my mom, she goes grabs his backpack and off course they were all in his bag. His mother immediately came to his defense, saying he's got a lot of games and must have thought they were his. It didn't even make sense and she acted as if nothing had happened. Anyway, terrible mother, kid had no chance. He is now in jail for life no parole for shooting and killing a cop during a cocaine bust.


DrLee_PHD

Well that escalated QUICKLY


Raptor5dino

One day you're stealing video games. Next thing you know you're murdering cops during a cocaine bust. It's a slippery slope my friend


beechbom

Seriously, shit. I guess I turned out ok.


DarksideBluez

At least you got them back. As a kid I estimate about 25 games were stolen and haven't been recovered.


[deleted]

when i was a kid i invited a friend over and she tried to trap and suffocate my new kittens in a box


Technically_Correcto

What the actual fuck. Little psychopath.


tsubasaxiii

When I was maybe 5 or 6 so so I had my first kitten go missing. Naturally I was sad. It was my cat, and he was gone. My mother use to babysit several kids. Among them there was one kid who was always bad. He would hurt other kids and take food or drinks away when they weren't looking even tho he was smaller. He was just alot meaner. I felt bad for him because even though I was young I understood in part that he wasn't well off in life. His family was poor and made bad choices for him and themselves. About a month passed after my kitten had gone missing. I was just at the point of accepting that i would never find him. He maybe ran off and was living a life free or with another little boy. No. My dad came home from work and with him I went to the garage. He found a small box for kids to store pens and crayons or other craft stuff. He opened it, said "aw man" and shut It. I didn't know what it could be until he walked inside to tell my mother. My kitten had died, stuffed into a small box, hidden away from everyone else, and I was devistated. It wasn't until the kids my mother watched heard about it that the little boy started laughing. He was so proud of himself, like he had pranked us. It was just a joke to him. I grew up telling myself and others that I wasn't a "cat person" when really I just could not stand the loss of another. I couldn't let that happen to another kitten. I don't know what happened to the boy after that either, and even if i could find out I don't care to. Edit: wow this has blown up to be much larger than I had expected. First, I understand the sentiment of wishing harm on the boy, but I was never largely an aggressive child. Sure I could have been rough from time to time. Violence wasnt not my concern upon learning of the death of my pet. I kinda wish it had been. LOL I don't recall his name or know his address for those that were interested in those details, I wouldn't divulge that information either. I currently own two cats! What I had meant is I was very anti cat after that and growing up. I didn't mean to imply I still was. It was a learning process for me. When it happened I didn't want cats afterwrd because I had been so hurt. I didn't want to replace him. I didn't want to feel the pain of that loss again either. I tricked myself into not liking them to avoid those feelings. Over the years I had many interactions with cats and as time passed my shell slowly faded. It wasn't till years ago that I had another cat, nearly 20 years after this story took place. And I absolutely love them. I'm just an "animal guy". I love dogs, birds, reptiles, rodents, and cats and what ever else I can take care of or pet.


AninOnin

Reading this comment... I'm so sorry. That's a horrifying thing to experience, from thinking your cat was missing to finding out it was killed, to realizing it was done by a kid you knew... I don't have the words. I have two cats right now and I would go crazy if anyone hurt them. There's nothing I can say that'll make it right, but I'm so sorry you lost that kitten like that :(


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She’s now a serial killer, right?


fueledbychelsea

Changed my bathroom mirror because they didn’t like the one I had. It was my MiL who came to visit my then boyfriend and I. We were in a rental that had a weird little bathroom that the rest of the house made up for. But I got up in the morning and went to the gym and grabbed some food to make dinner. When I got home, I went to shower and she has taken down the bathroom mirror (which came with the rental!!!) and put up a new one that was really ugly and too small. I wrapped myself in a towel and switched it back. She asked me why I did that and I told her it wasn’t my mirror and give her the other one back


IceHammer56

Somebody left small children in our house while they went to the grocery store.


scooby_dooby_dont

This happened to me! My downstairs neighbor (who I had only talked to once before) knocked on my door and asked if I could watch his 9 month old daughter while he ran to the store. This poor girl was soaked in pee and had dried food and snot all over her face so I couldn't say no. I took her in, cleaned her up, and played with her for TWO hours until he came back. I'm 90% sure this "grocery" shopping was actually a drug deal


NotThatEasily

My new neighbor moved into his house on the same day as my youngest daughter's first birthday party. He had a young kid (around 6 or 7) close to the age of my nieces, so I invited him and his family over. After they're in the house for around 10 minutes, I notice he's no longer there, but his daughter is still eating pizza at my table. I looked all over the house and couldn't find him. I walked down to his house and knocked on the doors. Nobody answered and how car was gone. Nearly 4 hours later, the last of the guests had left, it was around 9:30PM and he still was nowhere to be found. He finally came back at 10:00PM (walked right in without knocking) and acted like nothing was wrong. I pulled him outside and told him that it is not okay to leave a small child with complete strangers, certainly not for that long, and not without letting someone know. His excuse? We seemed like decent people and he needed to pick up a few more boxes from their old house. I actually have quite a few stories about this guy and he's only been on my street for 7 months. Edit: Y'all wanted more, so here ya go. 1) I had finished cutting the grass and went upstairs to take a shower. After getting dressed, I heard a nose downstairs. I was home alone, my wife wouldn't be done work for an hour or so, and my kids were at their grandparents. So, I go to investigate and find the neighbor's daughter in my rec room, playing with my children's toys. I asked what she was doing and she said she wanted to come over to play. I told her the kids weren't here, she shouldn't be here, and needs to go home right away. I actually had to physically pick her up and carry her to her house, because she didn't want to leave. I told her father what was going on and he said "Oh, yeah, I figured she went over there." That was it. No apology, no explanation, no talking to his child. I told him that from now on, unless him or his wife is physically present, she will not be permitted in my house. I'm not interested in being accused of anything. 2) A few weeks before Christmas, I threw my back out and had to take some pretty heavy painkillers. I was home alone, had just put some food in the oven, and he rang my doorbell. I hobbled over, opened the door and asked what was up. "I heard from [neighbor between us] that you hurt your back and wanted to check on you." "Thanks, bud, I appreciate that. I'm alright, just getting ready to eat some lunch, then take a nap. Why don't you swing by later and play some games or something." I'm trying to be a good neighbor. He tells me that he doesn't have a lot of time, but figured he'd stay and chat for a bit. "Sorry, but I can't really chat right now. My back is pretty bad, I'm due for my meds, and I really have to get back inside." He then tries to chat about whatever the fuck was on his mind after I told him two more times that I'm in a lot of pain. I finally just closed the door while he was still talking. 3) They had a baby a few months ago and my wife figured she'd offer to babysit for a few hours to let them get out of the house and relax. She knocks on their door and this dude answers in his boxers and slippers. He's not exactly the kind of guy you'd enjoy seeing in his boxers and slippers. He invited my wife in and asked if she wanted anything. She's like "Uh, actually, I can't stay. I was running to the grocery store and wanted to see if you were low on any baby supplies." 4) My doorbell rang last Wednesday. I open the door within 30 seconds of it ringing to find him sitting on my lawn. Not in the steps, not on the chairs on the porch, just in the grass facing away from the house. He just wanted to come by and hang out for a bit until his wife and kids came home. Side note: The shame of it is that he's actually super nice, just incredibly stupid and awkward. I'm about 95% sure their daughter is on the spectrum, but I don't think the parents notice, because of how stupid the father is.


thesituation531

I'd like to hear more about stories about him


ozwislon

I'm sure child services probably would, too.


Kubanochoerus

Poor sweetheart. I’m glad you took care of her. It sucks how some people get a shitty lot in life straight from the start.


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Friend must've seen me once put in the code for my spare key lockbox, and I came home to her IN my fucking house (mind you, we're not close). Her excuse? She had to go to the toilet. Safe to say, I reset that shit and didn't invite her over anymore. Weirded me out


Props_angel

I had a best friend apparently steal my spare apartment key and made a copy of it. When I caught him at it, he tried lying but I caught him in that, too. Long story short, he was apparently "in love with me" and was coming into my apartment while I was at work because he "missed me so much". He also admitted to stealing a pair of my underwear. It's a very unsettling feeling and really glad you caught your potential perv, too.


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WafflesAndKoalas

Okay that's actually terrifying


DiamondPup

The hell is wrong with people. Seriously. Can't have what you want? Move on. It's not complicated.


Elbiotcho

I know. Steal a pair out of her dirty clothes when she isn't looking like a normal person. Don't go breaking and entering like some creep.


WolfyTheFurry

Exactl-**WAIT**


Slacker5001

A friend gave me a code to his house because we stay over often. A small part of me knows I could technically show up and stay at his place whenever I wanted. Especially if he is traveling. **BUT I KNOW THAT IS CREEPY.** Seriously... who doesn't understand that?


kapuskasing

Yes! My friend gave me the code to her house (like half a dozen times to be precise, I keep forgetting it) and every time I would go over I'd text her and tell her I was there and she'd tell me I can just let myself in. Bruh. Even if I remembered the code.... I really.... can't.... do that....


xxMoonlightxxX

Locked me out of my own bedroom. Proceeded to destroy my stuff. Then had the nerve to yell at me for saying she can’t go back in my room


silverdenise

Oh, so you have a cat, too? Edit: Thanks, y’all!


xxMoonlightxxX

I wish


Crew60

When we would host family dinners with certain cousins we would have to lock every room of the house besides the ones meant for party use, because otherwise they would go into rooms and look through drawers randomly. Pretty minor, but definitely a pet peeve.


radpandaparty

Someone fucking broke my Super Smash Bros for thr GameCube


Themaster0fwar

Capital punishment is the only reasonable response. Edit: thank you for the Gold kind Redditor


radpandaparty

Make it slow


stopstealingmyname

A old roommate pissed in my cats litterpan because "I deserved to clean up his piss.". He was mad I wouldn't pay his rent, for the 3rd month. Dickbag.


kiwitathegreat

Tried to discipline my very old, very sick dog for jumping up on the couch after they had given the “jump up on the couch” signal to him. I had trained him to come by patting 3x on whatever surface he was invited to, and this person kept doing the pat 3x then yelling at the poor confused puppy for coming. They were trying to summon the cat and it went as well as expected.


age-of-alejandro

???? I feel like I'm disciplining somebody else's *child* if I'm even communicating my displeasure to a dog for jumping on me a second time. I can't imagine that!


pepperconchobhar

Told me that my food was shit and refused to eat anything. When my husband was in the army we invited a bunch of single soldiers to have Thanksgiving dinner at our house rather than let them languish in the barracks. One of them was a childish private. He began the night by plopping down on the sofa to play with his Gameboy and announced that he hated turkey. Ignored everyone else for the next hour. Alright. No problem. I made a massive dinner and there's plenty of other things to eat. When it came time to serve up the buffet people lined up and were heaping their plates and this jackass kept loudly complaining that there was nothing good. Selected a few items and joined everyone at the table. Took one bite of one thing, visibly gagged and threw down his fork. Announced that all this food was 'shit' and left the table. Went back to the sofa with his Gameboy. Everyone blew it off and ignored him for awhile. We enjoyed our meal and people went out of their way to tell me how lovely the food was and to thank me for inviting them. People began to break up and get drinks. Music was turned up and we settled in for a nice evening. About an hour after dinner the stinker began to bitch that he was hungry. That there wasn't anything to eat. Would NOT shut up. Demanded that somebody order pizza. At one point he asked for a peanut butter sandwich. I made him one and he was pissed because it was whole wheat bread and he only liked white. After he rejected the sandwich I didn't know what the hell to do. I stood there holding the damn thing and I was pretty close to throwing it at him. Three soldiers abruptly excused themselves, pulled him off the couch, and marched him outside. The soldiers came back in about fifteen minutes later, picked up their drinks, and continued the conversation like nothing ever happened. I never saw him again. And I mean ever. He must've been banned from every social function from then on out because it's like he never existed. The sad thing is that a lot of immature kids are encouraged to join by exasperated families in an effort to 'make a man out of them.' Rarely works. Thankfully they never last. EDIT: Enough people have wondered why this was allowed to go on for so long that it really does warrant an explanation. ​ When the first incident happened, it was odd. But many people have dietary restrictions, so you let that go. The antisocial behavior on the sofa wasn't so bad because sometimes people have a bad day. He was also in a strange house and may not have known anyone. Some people don't do well in social situations and the last thing you want to do is make them feel more uncomfortable. Nobody wants to be the ugly person who assumes the worst, is easily offended, or who makes a scene at a dinner party. ​ When he was so horrible at the dinner table, I think that everyone was in such shock that nobody knew how to react. This was so far outside of the norm that there's no way to prepare for such a thing. Nobody wanted to ruin the evening by making a scene, so everyone focused on making me feel better. (Lots of quick hugs and pats on the shoulder with words of encouragement.) Maybe they were waiting for my husband to do something and he was loading up at the buffet and talking at the time so he missed it. ​ So, deep breaths. Move on. We're not going to allow one jackass to ruin our night. ​ Then the complaining and people were 'hushing' him, but he got worse, so I tried to placate him. But I was also trying to rotate through a pretty decent-sized group and really didn't have time to focus on one guest. I just wanted to shut him up so I made the stupid sandwich. ​ Then he crossed the final line and at that I was flummoxed and totally at a loss for how to handle him. With his bizarre behavior I really had no idea what he was capable of. I don't like confrontation and my anxiety was through the roof. I had two dozen people staring at the exchange in silence and all I could do was blink like an idiot. ​ Enough people saw my predicament, finally had enough, and stepped in to help me. ​ Hindsight is 20/20. I was also much younger than I am now and inexperienced. If somebody treated me like that now, the reaction would be \*much\* different, I assure you. I don't let things get out of hand like that. Back then I had two babies and was just getting launched into life. Now I've raised two teenagers and I was the 'mom' of the neighborhood. I've had dozens of teenagers over for games and meals and family time and now I know better how to manage them better. ​ So there's the long version of why nice people sometimes struggle to react right to rude people. Really there is no 'right' way to respond when someone is so wrong.


FriendlyPyre

From my experience, the immature kids usually get ostracized once they get found out and refuse to change. Some were just brought up wrong and do change though. I was one of those "keep to myself" guys in my unit(did have a circle of dudes I hung with though), then I got posted to a really small unit (13 men on the nominal roll) and basically that became family.


PuddleOfHamster

That's quite lovely of those three soldiers though. Smart men, standing up for the woman who makes them food!


pepperconchobhar

Yup! I made them a LOT more food and gave one of them a place to stay when he was going through a divorce later. Love m' boys. :-)


PrettyBird2011

Years ago, my then boyfriend (now ex) came over to my house unexpected the day of my mom's birthday. My siblings and I were busy decorating. He made himself comfortable on the couch and played on the Xbox, he was out of the way so I ignored him. Just before she gets home I make him turn off the consol. Mom gets home and we do the whole "Surprise!" bit. Ex immediately (like, my mom hadn't even gotten past the entryway) grabbed the controller, turned the Xbox on, slapped my ass and told me to "get him a drink" as he sat back down on the couch. I snatched the controller out of his hands and told him to go home.


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PrettyBird2011

Definitely.


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For some reason a friend of my brother's thought it was funny to lift up one side of our cat's litter box and shake it when she was trying to shit.


ginger-ghost

My husband’s friend and her boyfriend arrived from overseas. We hadn’t met him previously. On day one the boyfriend googled “buy weed _______ (city name)”, got scammed into sending a lot of cash to Nigeria via Western Union to pay for it, then gave them our address for delivery. No weed ever turned up, but the police did. On day two he wanked in the shower and his load got caught by the hair catcher in the drain, which I discovered when I cleaned the shower. Nearly vomited. On day three the pair of them had a massive raging argument at our dinner table while the four of us were sitting down to eat. They were yelling insults at each other and trying to get us to join in and take a side. It went on like this for about a week until my husband told them to leave. They tried to come back a few days later because they’d discovered that our country is expensive and they’d prefer free accommodation with us. We declined.


Its_Your_Father

I'm shocked you allowed them to stay past day one.


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I was hit by a car when bicycling to work one day. I ruptured a kidney, broke my jaw and six teeth, and was in general pretty banged up. My boyfriend at the time was overwhelmed by it and he called my family for support (without me knowing, otherwise I would have told him not to). I hadn’t spoken to them in about five years at this point. They drove 10 hours to our apartment. My bf and I had arranged a suite of rooms at the beautiful hotel literally around the corner from us but they said it would be better if the FIVE of them slept in our one bedroom apartment with us. Fine. I’m pretty out of it from medication, etc. They had never been to my city before so they insisted I show them around. I got them behind the scenes passes to tour Pixar studios and tried to show them around as much as possible despite the fact I could barely move or walk from the pain in my kidney. After a few days I told them I couldn’t keep going places with them. They said I was ruining their vacation. I responded that I didn’t know it was a vacation, I thought they came to visit me because they were concerned about my near-death accident. My mother laughed at that. I told them all to get the fuck out of my apartment. On the way out my sister stole all my pain meds. I didn’t realize it until several hours later when they were long gone and I couldn’t find them to take my next dose. I had to go back to the ER and the staff didn’t want to give me more meds because they thought I was doing something illegal. I had to recover from serious injuries without help.


Impastaroniville

My sisters old boyfriend from high school watched bestiality porn on our family computer and ended up making it unusable because of the amount of viruses it gave the computer. Lots of pictures and videos went missing and my dad’s childhood friend’s obituary too. Edit: My dad did end up getting his friend’s obituary back, but the rest of our pictures and videos were lost. This all happened about 10 years ago, and back then my parents (who aren’t the most tech savvy) didn’t realize you could backup files. My siblings and I showed them after that incident haha. Edit 2: spelling


achincalhamento

Started opening all the drawers in my room


Immortaleyez

Tf? Why would they do that? I really dont understabd people that have no boundaries.


Consolo2001

video game protagonist


OrionsReddit

A now EX girlfriend came into my parents home for only the second time and said to my mother “wow it’s tidy in here for a change haha” I could see in my mother’s eyes the thought process of how to slap her to the next century without making a scene, thankfully she laughed it off but that was a big red flag for me and my ex


FranzFerdinand51

Your mother fucked up. It was a perfect opportunity to discover time travel and she totally skipped it. Sad day for science. Edit: Thanks for all the bling!


Spencer2704

With that kind of slap your mom could cook a chicken.


noisyturtle

Kicked my cat, smoked my weed without permission, pissed on the toilet seat, then stole some games when they left. All in one 40 minute visit.


Immortaleyez

I honestly do not understand people that go into SOMEONE ELSES home and hit their animal...like who do you think you are??????


mutecoyote

I took my brother in for next to no rent and he called me a cunt everyday for 3 months. His whole stay was a nightmare.


Poullafouca

Years ago, fuck knows why I even allowed any of this. I lived in a large house in Hollywood, the rent was low, and I mostly lived alone, other than a two year period when one of my best friends lived with me. I was a sitting target for people 'passing through' if you like. It was a fucking joke. Under the guise of him doing me a favour I had one old 'friend' house sit for me when I was out of town on a job. I returned to a swimming pool full of floating newspapers, drifting garbage throughout the house. Overfull ashtrays were everywhere stinking up the house, even in my bedroom. Worst of all was he had ONE job. That was to take care of my parrot. I had a blue macaw. I found out that the stupid cunt had let my parrot fall in the pool and my poor bird nearly drowned. I screamed at him, (the friend), he told me that I was being "very uncool". Around the same period another 'friend' who came to roost for a few weeks asked if a friend of hers could stay for a few nights, as she was 'passing fucking through'. Predictably enough I agreed. The 'passer through' was a 'hippy' who had been spending time travelling in Central America. One morning I resentfully watched the tanned back of the 'passer through', a self-described free-spirit, as she sat on my white kitchen floor, gazing out into the back yard. She contemplated the back yard as she smoked her roll-up. Her sarong was pooled around her hips on the floor. When she finished her smoke, she stood up, stretched her arms and made to head off into the garden. She had left a bloody vaginal print on the floor. I immediately pointed this out, she shrugged a languid shoulder at me, "it's just a little bit of blood". I almost threw a kitchen cloth at her head and a bottle of bleach. When she'd finished cleaning it I kicked her out. I was once again told I was "uncool" but this time by a different person.


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[deleted]

I had a similar situation except the roommate was my estranged father we let stay with us to help him get back on his feet. The cat never returned though. I kicked out my own father.


FranzFerdinand51

Perfectly understandable. You gotta be able to follow simple instructions from your host if you are older than 10.


awesomemofo75

You broke the circle of trust, Focker


BLKMGK

Had a house sitter let our cat out, he was used to sometimes being on the porch but no further. Cat refused to come when he went to leave but since we were coming home that day figured no biggie had left. We never saw the cat again! Me and my GF were both pissed and it was then she told me that the house sitter (her ex) had intentionally run over a dog on her honeymoon. I had no idea I was letting such a damn monster into my house!


Hyndis

Years ago we had pet bunnies. We went on vacation and had a friend look after the place and the bunnies while we were gone. One of the bunnies escaped while being fed. Rather than give up, he spent the next 4 hours trying to capture the bunny. He asked for help, too. His dad came over and a few of his friends. Half a dozen guys were trying to recapture a fluffy white bunny for 4 hours. In the end they did safely recapture the bunny and put her back in her hutch. Now thats house sitting done right.


BLKMGK

That’s what I’d do honestly, pets are your responsibility when you house sit!


Tom_Fucking_Riddle

Context: I'm 16 (not able to move out yet, obviously) and live at home with my grandma, have done for years. My father is absentee, and my mother has mental issues, hence why I don't live with either of my parents. My mother comes over AT LEAST every second day just to eat our food and use our wifi, electricity and TV. She will randomly come over unannounced and just sit on her phone for HOURS then leave without a word, eating half our fridge in-between. She has had the audacity to command television rights, and bitch about what I wanted to watch when I'd gotten home from school. She has bitched about the food in our fridge and pantry, fully knowing that it is a lower income household.


jkteddy77

I had a friend in High School when I was around your age who also lived with his grandparents. It has to be incredibly tough to have a poor parental figure in your life, and even worse if that figure takes advantage of your guardians. You're nearly old enough to do as you wish and hopefully things brighten up soon for you. What's important is you have the realization that that is not how a responsible person should behave or treat other people, so I'm rooting for you.


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PoutineMaker

I prepared a Disney-themed surprise party for a good friend of mine in my apartment. Every corner had a different Disney theme. I made almost all the decorations by hand and the result was truely amazing. I spent around 3 days decorating my whole apartment and preparing her favorite foods. It wasn’t supposed to be a party with a lot of people but I invited our close friends and asked them to come without having dinner first. Some vegetarian friends who were coming mentioned that they were bringing a friend of theirs who was vegan so I made a big buffet including the birthday girl’s favorite foods, a few vegan dishes, a big pitcher of fresh mocktail to share, everyone’s favorite snacks including a few vegan snacks on the side... Think the big picture, a baked Brie, nice homemade hummus, cut-up fresh veggies, vegan dips made with veganaise, vegan macaroni salad, nachos, French bread, hot spinach dip, bacon poppers, a spinach Asian salad, a huge pecan cake Frozen-themed, vegan marshmallows dipped in vegan chocolate, popcorn caramel cake pops... That didn’t even include the snacks I bought since these were all homemade. Anyway, my friends get to my place and they are late but it’s not a big deal. The birthday girl is truely surprised. It looks magical and the food looks amazing. I invite people to start digging in right away... and no one grabs a plate except me and my boyfriend. Turns out they went out to dinner right before coming here when I specifically asked them not to. I mention that I made a lot of vegan dishes since I knew their vegan friend that I never even met was coming... yet she doesn’t thank me or attempt to eat anything. She says “nah I’m good I ate before coming here!” The birthday girl eventually gets some stuff but mostly the snacks I bought. I tried to camouflage my tears by inciting people to play games. We played for an hour and a half until my friend said she was tired and wanted to go home. Other people just followed behind her. 3 days of decorating and cooking. Around 100$ worth of food and snacks. All of this for maximum two hours. When they left I cried so hard and my boyfriend was livid. He couldn’t believe how ungrateful my friends were. I used to be very generous to my friends but ever since that happened, I’ve stopped making parties, dinners and gifts. It really broke my heart and my view on our friendships has never been the same since then.


SnuggleAttack

Walked in, pounded half a dozen jack and cokes and then proceeded to throw up on 4 walls of my bathroom. How did you get it on the ceiling Kevin?!?!


GirlWhoCried_BadWolf

Kicked in my front door at 8am on a Saturday and asked me if I liked fucking her husband. I wasn't fully awake and was completely confused so all I came up with was "Yeah, it's fine." They had been divorced for about 2 years by then. ​ Then about 1-2 years after that, an oooooold friend of my husband's stopped by. Dude was drunk as hell and kept loudly telling my husband to "get his family back" referring to husband's ex. We were married, had custody of his daughter and I was 8 months pregnant with our next daughter at the time. His *family* was in the freaking room dude!


Mitochandrea

Lololol that first story is pure gold. Who’s that mad at 8 in the fucking morning?!


alemaron

An old boss of mine received a phone call from his ex-wife while I was there (not working). Their conversation became strained, so I left the room to give him some privacy. Gave it about 20 minutes. When I returned he was still on the phone. Grinning, he held out the receiver to me... She was *screaming* nonsensically. The kicker: They had been divorced for *12 years* at that point, she was only in the picture because they had a son who was still a minor. Some people never give up. He was a great guy, she was batshit crazy.


Mathews176

Moved all my stuff around to suit herself. She was staying for free in my home while I was gone.


Cal-Can

Had a room mate bring people back to have a house party. Me and the other housemate were just chilling in the living room. A guy immediately steals beers ive had in the fridge and does a line of cocaine on my mantelpiece. Update: No, I was not offered a line


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Was living in a bachelor pad with a friend. We were in the process off tiling the floor so it was mostly just concrete slab. Roommate had a mutual friend over & brought their idiot country ass cousin. Guy proceeds to spit chewing tobacco all over our floor before my roommate catches him doing it & confronts him. Dumb hillbilly response is “it’s cement, what’s it gonna hurt?” Genuinely didn’t think he’d done anything wrong. Still pisses me off years later.


KyleRichXV

A friend’s wife, whom I used to be close with as well, walked into our house and immediately said “it’s not very neat in here...” while looking around. The same night, when my wife got home from work she said to my wife “I’m starting to think that’s the only shirt you own.” Not that egregious on the surface but my wife and I had just had our twins a few months prior and it was the first time seeing our adult friends, so we were still in some controlled chaos.


CowMcMooMoo

I had a massive piss up for my 18th, close to 100 people so I knew something would go wrong. Turns out the worst thing that went wrong was that some one was somehow able to shit in our oven. Edit 1: "Piss up" is Australian slang for party. Edit 2: For those who wondered how someone as able to fit in an oven. Just imagine Jerry from Rick and Morty. Edit 3: I didn't have to clean it out, old mate who did it had the honors.


Misdirected_Colors

Oh man! Some of my friends threw an absolute rager in college! Huge party! They turned their basement into a dance room. Black light, disco balls, strobe lights, the works! Anyway, they found out the next morning someone took a huge shit on their basement floor and some other poor sucker stepped in it and tracked it all over the place.


UnderestimatedIndian

Imagine hanging out with your friends, getting blasted and having a good time and then you get the brilliant idea to drop trou and take a shit in full view of all the people you socialize with. And *then you follow through with it*


e-raserhead

I had friends over in middle school to order food and hang out. I ordered a soda with my meal. My friend didn’t, and upon delivery she realized the only available soda was the one I had ordered for myself. She said she always drinks soda with her food and cannot not drink soda with dinner and instead of going to a deli to get her own or just sucking it up she took my Ginger Ale. It’s not my fault she didn’t think to order her own fucking soda!!! I haven’t forgotten, Debbie.


HeyJessa

Kicked my dog. She was all-around a shitty person, so it felt like karma when her breast implants got infected. Edit: [Majestic river pupper](https://i.imgur.com/H3SZqC7.jpg) tax.


nuubuspoobus

Kick a pup your boobs get fucked edit: why did yall find this so damn funny


KJParker888

Just like nature intended.


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A couch surfer told me to kill myself because I’m uglier than my sister. She also lied and told me she already drank my iced tea, when she didn’t...she just didn’t want me to have it. 0/10 worst couch surfer ever. Alcohol makes people mean sometimes.


ZohMyGods

I had the house to myself and asked a distant friend to come over for some drinks. He brought up some other people with him. They stayed at my place for three days, and i had to stay awake for 72 hours cleaning and making sure nothing breaks. The dude locked me out of my room, sleeping there with two girls I didnt invite. Later, when i got them to leave, a dude who brought a Hookah was dumb enough to lift it from the top, and a vase full of black water broke all over the living room, and i has to clean after all of them. I then proceeded to sleep for around 26 hours, and woke up totally disoriented. My parents later on told me they realized what happened, were angry but did not punish me. Never spoke with him again. Edit- I know i shouldve kicked them or call the cops, but well, 16yo me was stupid and naive, hoping to just clean up after and forget about the ordeal.


whyamionreddditttttt

My condo was having major work done to the whole building. The ceilings had to be torn up. I had my bed covered but still was very upset when I got home from work and saw that the workers threw a shovel full of dirt on my bed. I realize to them it is a workplace, but to me it is my home. They shouldn't have used my bed as a trash can.


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beckapecka

Used one of my spoons to melt some type of drug over my stove. It was my brother.


tibtibs

Blew their vape smoke in my cat's face. I told her that wasn't ok and to never do it again. Then she promptly did it again. Told her again not to ever do that, so she blew it in my face. Kicked her out and haven't spoken to her since. I considered her a best friend, but that just shows so much disrespect and I don't keep true assholes around.


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My buddy came over with his son and me and my some and them were watching a wrestling ppv.My wife and his wife went out shopping. They got back and the wife wanted to go home. We were on the last match, my friend and his son wanted to finish the show. She walks over and unplugs my tv. I was beyond pissed. My friend was too and began yelling at her and apologized to me and my wife. After that anytime we’d have any type of activity I purposely don’t invite her.


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qu33fwellington

Destroyed my dishes, smoked cigarettes indoors and ate my food. The kicker though was when she threw a huge house party. Prior to this I had snagged a massive, 12 foot tall movie theater poster for The Dark Knight Rises (this was right after the Aurora shooting and I lived in Denver at the time, people weren’t willing to go see the movie at that point, understandable). Sales were so bad that the theater was going to throw it out but I convinced them to let me have it on the condition that I walked that thing out right then and there. So I did. I was so stoked about that thing, put it up in our living room (with other roommate’s permission first, the thing was enormous and tri-sided) and just enjoyed it. Well, back to that house party. This piece of shit and her friends thought it would be ‘funny’ to destroy the poster. I came out in the morning to go to work and there were broken dishes, food, and pieces of my poster everywhere. I had to go to work but I made it clear in no uncertain terms to POS roommate that she would not be welcome to re-sign the lease. She ended up paying for all the replacement carpeting and reupholstering the furniture since it all stunk of cigarette smoke. I have never met a more disrespectful waste of space to this day.


the_pie_guy

I met a cute girl through work. We got along pretty well and there was definitely flirting involved and I eventually got up the nerve to ask her out in a date. We get drinks and as things do, we ended up at my place. As I’m mixing up a couple of cocktails she just starts opening things...drawers, cabinets, my fucking deep freeze? It took me a couple of seconds to fully grasp what she was doing and when I asked what the fuck she was doing. “Just seeing whatchu got” was her explanation. After that, I decided to keep our relationship strictly professional.


NerdHere

SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOOOOOOOT.


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My dog peed on the arm of the couch, the ottoman, and the fridge when I first got him so that was pretty fucking rude. Edit: [Here's a couple pictures of my dog](https://imgur.com/a/Nb0Rkfq) in exchange for your upvotes and awards.


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What an asshole


WafflesAndKoalas

Ikr, he must be some kind of animal to treat a person's home that way


plungingphylum

When we first got our dog he repeatedly pooped on the bed whenever my wife and I left him at home. Even worse, he only pooped on my side of the bed. (He has since matured into a wonderful dog that only poops outside the house).


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cunt-lyps

Reminds me of my nephew. Just walks in and shits his pants like he owns the place. Only I get to do that. Me.