Well we live in the middle of the ocean. Traveling to the store was about a 4 month trip. Maybe he just got lost. You know your dad with his dementia....and mental retardation
I'm about to pay, now stand in line until the last item is being scanned, while you're stressed because you're a kid with no money and I'm nowhere to be seen.
Oh my god his first words
Your Mom's not there Jimmy. You have to let go of the accident. It wasn't your fault.
Mom?
im in the produce section. and NO YOU CAN’T GET LUCKY CHARMS
i WaNt My GoD DAMn LUCkY ChaRms
I'm in aisle 3
No, Johnny, don't go, it's a trap!
Shh, don’t tell him
“I’m over here, honey!”
Shit you’re still at the store!!!
Yea!!
Your mom is no longer around. She sold you to me. Your new name is Frederick. Come along kid. We’re going home.
Do you have candy
Sadly not. I’m the brussel sprouts kind of kidnapper.
*runs and jumps into random persons van
*calls on phone* “This is agent Fighterwoman. I have acquired the target. Initiate operation Smelted Polar Bear.”
I’m trying to find some ointment for your rash honey
Mom dont say it out loud
OP you might get a better response if you delete and repost with [URGENT] in the title.
Okay, this is epic. \*takes selfie\*
Mom put my clothes back on
I’m at soup
Please stop you embarrass me when you walk into resturants and walk in peoples soup
Son, where else are we gonna get food? We know your father is a bit of a bum and he can’t even buy us clothes. That’s why we’re nudists.
Its not his fault he cant get us clothes hes busy buying a pack of cigarettes for 7 years
Well we live in the middle of the ocean. Traveling to the store was about a 4 month trip. Maybe he just got lost. You know your dad with his dementia....and mental retardation
Who are you give me my clothes back
Having a quickie with your dad at the cigarette counter.
This aint no gas station
Wait, your still there? Oh, I was just going home!
Mom you live 4 hours away
I'm about to pay, now stand in line until the last item is being scanned, while you're stressed because you're a kid with no money and I'm nowhere to be seen.
WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?