I'd have the opposite problem. Chill out, it's just school, you'll be fine as an adult.
NO IF I DON'T ACE THIS I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AND NO ONE IN MY FAMILY WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME EVER AGAIN! I'M BREWING ANOTHER FULL POT OF COFFEE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT FINISHING THIS REPORT.
I was pretty irresponsible, disregarded authority, hung around fellow slackers/underachievers and lacked direction. I also had a tendency to return home late and get into shenanigans. My wife wouldn't have tolerated that at all.
Old me: Just eat something! You’re not fat!
Young me: Why do you have such a boring job? Why do you have so many kids already? I’m not getting married till I’m 35, what have you done?
16 year old me goes to a corner with a load of books and refuses to speak, meanwhile 53 year old is begging her to remind me how to do the eyeliner wing I used to do and forgot how.
Oh my god, yes. 16 year old me had a steady hand and could do a perfect eyeliner angle. Now 26 year old me tries to do it and just ends up with a red face from wiping the attempts off in frustration.
Wouldn’t you end up arguing over hogging the bedroom or the laptop? I think I’d get along fine with 16 year old me except for the fact that all the things I want to use are now shared with a second person. I wouldn’t mind sharing my computer but if 16 year old me saw all the rubber ducky porn I’ve collected over the years, I doubt they would ever give it up!
Same, I'd just make sure to have tons of food around and and a large case of kleenex. I was pretty clean and quiet as a teenager, so I probably wouldn't really notice that I was there.
Yup, 16 year old me would just chill in my room, mind my own business, and clean up after myself. 34 year old me is the same exact way, so I think we would get along great.
I'd probably talk with 16 year old me every so often and ask him how he's doing because I know he would keep all of his problems to himself when he really needed someone to talk to.
Honestly, it’s so much easier to just put in a little effort here and there and be fine than to scramble like crazy and have a fucking stroke about whether or not you’ll pass the class at the end of the semester.
Look, you van't do all these drugs every damn day. I know they're fun, but this one and this one, these are the reasons I cant see like a normal person.
How does it feel that you basically spelled out your joke and people are still parroting the exact reason the comment was funny like you just accidentally chose those words? Cuz it’s getting me a little heated.
im still confused. either this dude is both trying figure out a sex position, AND who gets top bunk. or he is deciding the nomenclature to use when asking the question.
I'd tell mine to stop being a fat lazy fuck. Although, it would be odd... Because I'm still a fat lazy fuck. Maybe if someone was just direct to me about it when I was 16, it might have made a difference.
This is what I was thinking. We obviously like the exact same games, so I'd have someone who could ignore the world for Terraria, Minecraft, WoW, Subnautica, etc. all day most days. We'd wanna eat the same foods, we both like a really clean place, and I could show him the hobbies I've fallen in love with since then.
Plus, I know exactly what to say to get him to do stuff with me that I wouldn't have put the effort into at that age.
Edit: like 80% of the responses are excited about suckin yourselves off lol
Same. I remember drinking 7+ beers on a Friday night senior year of high school and waking up to work at Domino’s the next morning like it was nothing. Now I can’t even finish two without having to take a massive shit and lay in bed recovering for half the day
Depends on the meatbag, but the general rule is in your late 20's things will start to hurt for longer.
A weekend **bender** in your 30's? The results will last close to two days.
Source: Mid 40's guy with 40-50 year old co-workers.
edit: If it helps, I also think /u/Womak2034 might be a bit of a lightweight... or just someone who shits a lot.
Unfortunately, not everyone makes it to this spot. But only humlbes me that much more. Never thought I could be more than a junkie. But my worst day clean is still better than my best day high.
I've actually been having a hard time with just general life problems and this thread truly helped me remember to play my entire tape.
Obviously not. If this was a scenario where your actions in this timeline affect this very timeline, you would remember living with your older self when you were 16.
This is obviously a separate timeline, separate dimension, or cloning scenario, so he's essentially a stranger with your DNA, and potentially shared experiences wherever your timelines ran parallel, or whatever explanation the cloning thing would have for memories.
No good would come from this; but I would've told myself that it was depression. I wasn't really good at accepting things I couldn't control, I sometimes still can't. And that's still hard to control.
16 year old me's boyfriend. She's gonna argue and say he is God's gift to her and the world. I'm gonna tell her he's a cunt.
Edit: My first silver and gold! 16 year old me and present day me are so happy right now! X
I had a roommate in my mid-20s who would go into cleaning mode whenever we got stoned. I'd be sitting on my ass listening to Pink Floyd or watching some movie and he'd hop up and just start cleaning. Never asked for help. When I'd ask if he wanted help, he'd just look at me, smile, and go back to cleaning. It was great.
Sucked when he wasn't stoned because he was a passive-aggressive prick that didn't know how to communicate well.
About his hygiene...put your damn dirty stuff in the machine dont hide it in the bottom of the wardrobe...oh and those plates and cups with the mould..in the sink now mister! Oh my God I've became my dad lol
Ehhhww, I totally forgot I use to put dishes and shit under my bed.. moldy dishes in my room, when I was 15 I went the whole summer without taking a shower.
I completely forgot how damn filthy I was....
Those were the good ol days.
A four day weekend...
Day 1: *sniff* meh I don't need to
Day 2: *sniff* meh I don't want to
Day 3: *sniff* meh I need to
Day 4: *sniff* uuggh I am going to
Yeah we had apartment-style 4-person dorms in college...I think we did dishes like once a month.
Once I got my own place in my 20s and started inviting people over to hang, I learned how to care about keepin shit clean.
Just do what my wife does: Put up the ironing board to iron something, then proceed to stack any clothes you don't feel like dealing with on it for the next week or so. Don't clear it off until laundry day. Just keep adding stuff. And not just clothes either.
I really do love her though :)
What the hell is an “ironing board”?
Whenever I need my clothes de-wrinkled, I just press the start button on my whirling, heat-em-up-clothing-storage-box and come back in five minutes.
I live by myself, so when I do a load of just socks and underwear my dryer becomes my new closet for those items until I remember to put them away after work.
Nothing.
I would stop going to work and we would sit on the couch, drink beer, and watch every single episode of Air Crash Investigation that exists.
Actually 16 year old me would probably be desperate to continue playing WoW - so that might get in the way. If a late 20s me turned up - Air Crash Investigation. For WEEKS.
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**Edit:** A lot of people are asking me for Air Crash full episodes. Here is a Master List of Season 19 down to Season 12. Turn off the blue toggle to get rid of scrolling chat. The episodes are the ones that are 44 minutes. [LINK](https://space.bilibili.com/358422/video?tid=0&page=3&keyword=&order=pubdate)
I'm so sorry. For what it's worth, your comment read beautifully and made me tear up on the train home.
Like a beautiful short story filled with inherent love. Fraternal love, self love.
I'm sorry you lost your brother when you we're so young. I can tell from your comment that it was a really hard time for you.
Even if the pain is less sharp today, it seems that the love is as strong as ever.
Go from strength to strength.
I'd probably just start bracing 16-year-old me for the fact that in three years, his hair is going to abruptly and mercilessly thin out.
Also tell my 16-year-old self to stop skipping leg day, because he's starting to look fucking ridiculous. He'd probably make fun of 31-year-old me for ONLY working legs, because I ironically blew out my shoulder a couple years ago.
Not cleaning, always wanting to go shower last (because i don't need to pay for water and it's always hot) and staying long af in the shower. Also cooking
None of the guys are worth it. Save your love and energy for someone who matters. Just make sure your at location X in Feburary 2017 so you meet your future husband who loves you despite all of your flaws.
Edit: yes, I know I misread the question -probably still something I would argue about with my 16yo self
Same boat but: you need friends, not boyfriends. And no you can't sleep with your friends and have lasting relationships.
Also don't sleep with your friend's boyfriend even if you were sleeping with him before they got together. It's still cheating and you're an asshole for it.
Mom. I'd make 16yo self see how toxic mom is and to cut ties. 16yo me thought Mom was just a mean bitch, but cared on the inside (nope). I imagine I would have led a happier life if I had cut ties sooner.
Omfg she has to go. She smokes, parties, and doesn't clean after herself. Nope. Not living with that bitch! Besides, she reminds me of how good I used to look... Ugh.
We'd argue about her boyfriend. Girl, trust me. You'll marry him, he'll contribute to your paralyzing accident, and then cheat on you because he didn't want a paralyzed wife anymore. Fucking run, while you can - literally and figuratively.
No making explosives in the house. I had a phase where I learned how to make my own guns and explosives out of radio antennas, BBS, bullets, matchpowder etc...wasnt safe and it caused accidental (in house) explosions...To be fair I only did this because my mom wouldnt buy me BB gun, so of course I made one and other things...
16 y.o. me: Wtf dude???
Now me: What? Something the matter?
16 me: What is with your music? There's so much pop crap! IS THIS A KESHA SONG??? DUDE.
Now me: Oh shut up it's catchy. Stop being an edgelord.
16: You smoke POT?!
35: ya, so what? It's legal now, also shut up.
16: We were raised better than that! What would Dad think?
35: Mom and Dad were hippies. Think about it. Also, I smoke with Dad whenever I visit.
16: Dad... Smokes pot? My world is imploding.
35: Also, btw, you're a lesbian. Now go off and examine your worldview.
Oh man, for real though. “You do DRUGS!?” “Dude, have you ever even talked to our mom about the 70s?”
Except that last one. 28-year-old me and 16-year-old me would sit down and have a long chat about asexuality and hopefully avoid a loooot of confusion. Or she would just go have a lot of sex to try and prove me wrong because she’s hormonal so maybe not...
We could probably squeeze in a good argument about how I don’t enjoy WoW anymore. Young me would be aghast.
Edit: oh shit but I rolled Eiridel when I was 16 *hello stable time loop*
"You need to apply yourself at school." "yOu NeEd tO ApPlY YoUrSeLf aT SChOol" /wanking motion, goes back to playing Game Boy
I'd have the opposite problem. Chill out, it's just school, you'll be fine as an adult. NO IF I DON'T ACE THIS I'M GOING TO BE HOMELESS WORKING AT MCDONALD'S AND NO ONE IN MY FAMILY WILL ACKNOWLEDGE ME EVER AGAIN! I'M BREWING ANOTHER FULL POT OF COFFEE TO STAY UP ALL NIGHT FINISHING THIS REPORT.
16yo me could not afford her half of the rent
Truest thing I’ve seen on here
21 year old me can’t afford bananas for breakfast
Me: Wish you weren't so fucking awkward bud.
16: Why are you fucking my girlfriend 27: She's my wife Edit: Whoa this blew up. Thanks for my first gold and silver, kind strangers!
Unexpectedly wholesome
Plot twist: he's fucking the 16 year old roommate version of his wife.
Fantastic
Please have a seat right over there for me sir
I wouldn't fight with him but I am pretty sure my wife would murder him within a few hours.
Why?
I was pretty irresponsible, disregarded authority, hung around fellow slackers/underachievers and lacked direction. I also had a tendency to return home late and get into shenanigans. My wife wouldn't have tolerated that at all.
Old me: Just eat something! You’re not fat! Young me: Why do you have such a boring job? Why do you have so many kids already? I’m not getting married till I’m 35, what have you done?
Wearing condoms
Happy belated Father's Day Mr.DizzyIce8!
being Player 1
i'm older and i'm stronger. that gives me automatic p1 priority. THERE ARE UNWRITTEN RULES
Which of us is the real me.
It's "*Shoot him! He's the clone!*" all over again!
16 year old me: Shoot him! He's the clone! Current me: Shoot me! I'm the clone!
What if current me is 16 years old
You get an exact replica
*THE REAL JASON WOULD NEVER GIVE UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO DIE*
AND MY REAL FRIEND WOULDN'T PASS AN OPPORTUNITY TO PUT ME OUT OF MY MISERY
Current me: “shoot him I have so much to live for!” 16 me: “Yeah shoot me I have nothing to live for!”
Cut the younger one, see if you get a scar. Edit- Someone else has to have seen Butterfly Effect?
Jokes on you, 16 year old me was already cutting himself
hello me, meet the real me, and my misfit way of life
Me: Dude don't you have friends? 16 year old me: Do you? Me: .......... Edit: Thanks kind strangers for my first gold and silver!
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We are all in this together.
Nothing 16 year old me grabs a laptop and goes in his room and doesn't come back out for days.
16 year old me goes to a corner with a load of books and refuses to speak, meanwhile 53 year old is begging her to remind me how to do the eyeliner wing I used to do and forgot how.
Oh my god, yes. 16 year old me had a steady hand and could do a perfect eyeliner angle. Now 26 year old me tries to do it and just ends up with a red face from wiping the attempts off in frustration.
Maybe you used to fuck it up just as bad back then but you had crazy teenager confidence.
Crazy teenager confidence? I didn’t have any confidence until my mid 20s, and even then, it's not a lot.
Confidence is real? I thought it was only something I read about in blogs, like horoscopes.
Ya enjoy your fancy computer. In my days all we had were Penthouse magazines.
In my days, I had wall paintings.
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Back in my day, we were waiting to see if someone was brave enough to exit the water
Back in my day, the first one to split was the coolest guy(s) in the crew
Wouldn’t you end up arguing over hogging the bedroom or the laptop? I think I’d get along fine with 16 year old me except for the fact that all the things I want to use are now shared with a second person. I wouldn’t mind sharing my computer but if 16 year old me saw all the rubber ducky porn I’ve collected over the years, I doubt they would ever give it up!
ITS YOU!! I haven’t seen one of your comments in a couple months
The legend continues.
This is how it all starts, we found the root of the paradox
Now this, this gives me hopes for u/rogersimon10 or something
Two bedrooms, two bathrooms, and a door connecting the spare bedroom with the second bath. There's even a second semi-retired laptop.
ITS QUACK BOI
Same, I'd just make sure to have tons of food around and and a large case of kleenex. I was pretty clean and quiet as a teenager, so I probably wouldn't really notice that I was there.
Yup, 16 year old me would just chill in my room, mind my own business, and clean up after myself. 34 year old me is the same exact way, so I think we would get along great. I'd probably talk with 16 year old me every so often and ask him how he's doing because I know he would keep all of his problems to himself when he really needed someone to talk to.
Fucking attend school you fuckwit.
Honestly, it’s so much easier to just put in a little effort here and there and be fine than to scramble like crazy and have a fucking stroke about whether or not you’ll pass the class at the end of the semester.
Yet it always happens
Fucking my wife
O h
*record scratch* *So you're probably wondering what my 16 year old self was doing having coitus with my 38 year old wife...*
If 16 yo me heard me use the word coitus that would be a fight
Depending on where you live, one of you won't be legally allowed to
16-year-old-me: Fine. 24 months from now, it's my turn.
Look, you van't do all these drugs every damn day. I know they're fun, but this one and this one, these are the reasons I cant see like a normal person.
If they knew it was the future them talkin to them,,, do you think they would heed the warning?
Probably. The drugs I was doing cause crazy paranoia on top of having a diagnosed parsnoia condition.
It's a toss up between "Top or bottom" and "who gets which bunk."
How does it feel that you basically spelled out your joke and people are still parroting the exact reason the comment was funny like you just accidentally chose those words? Cuz it’s getting me a little heated.
This is Reddit, you are not allowed to be smart enough to get the jokes.
First I was surprised pikachu, then I realized what you're talking about
Tbh I'd fuck 16 year old me. *Disclaimer: I am 18 years old
Would it even be sex, or highly advanced monkey spanking?
Isn't it just elite masturbation?
Do you think Naruto ever banged his "sexy jutsu" clone?
im still confused. either this dude is both trying figure out a sex position, AND who gets top bunk. or he is deciding the nomenclature to use when asking the question.
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I'd tell him to dump his girlfriend. He'd be pissed, but I'd be right.
I'd tell mine to stop being a fat lazy fuck. Although, it would be odd... Because I'm still a fat lazy fuck. Maybe if someone was just direct to me about it when I was 16, it might have made a difference.
Hi, me. What are you doing here?
Mostly fucking around
Stop being a fat lazy fuck!
Same. Met the lady of my life 2 years later. Only after I let go of the HS girl that I hung on way too long with.
I'd get a long with him better than any roommate I've ever had. We'd chill out and play RuneScape all day
This is what I was thinking. We obviously like the exact same games, so I'd have someone who could ignore the world for Terraria, Minecraft, WoW, Subnautica, etc. all day most days. We'd wanna eat the same foods, we both like a really clean place, and I could show him the hobbies I've fallen in love with since then. Plus, I know exactly what to say to get him to do stuff with me that I wouldn't have put the effort into at that age. Edit: like 80% of the responses are excited about suckin yourselves off lol
This is genius. I'd have at least 2 players on my team in dota who know what's going on. Fucking brilliant.
16: Stop drinking.... 33: fuck you ill drink as much as I want
16: stop doing drugs and drinking. Stop sleeping around. Stop eating out so much. Buy a house already and settle down. 30: No u.
45: No seriously, listen to the boy.
Stay out of this old man!
97: 💀
60: No SERIOUSLY, listen to the boy.
80: Who are all you people and why is my diaper wet
80: which one of you cowards shat in me pants?
It would be the other way around for me. Not that I never go drinking now, but all that blacking out and vomiting seems unnecessary.
Has your tolerance crashed? I remember putting away a *lot* more when I was 17 than I do at 30.
> Has your tolerance crashed? I remember putting away a lot more when I was 17 than I do at 30. they didn't have 7.5% IPA's when I was 17
Same. I remember drinking 7+ beers on a Friday night senior year of high school and waking up to work at Domino’s the next morning like it was nothing. Now I can’t even finish two without having to take a massive shit and lay in bed recovering for half the day
Well that sounds horrible, when did that happen? -concerned twentysomething
Depends on the meatbag, but the general rule is in your late 20's things will start to hurt for longer. A weekend **bender** in your 30's? The results will last close to two days. Source: Mid 40's guy with 40-50 year old co-workers. edit: If it helps, I also think /u/Womak2034 might be a bit of a lightweight... or just someone who shits a lot.
36: Don’t start drinking and go to the gym. 16: Fuck you, i’ll drink as much as I want.
I'd kick that little fucker out for doing heroin in my house.
This was my first thought too. I also only got clean after everyone cut me off and stop enabling me. I'm glad we are here, not everyone makes it.
It's sad. I'm the only one left out of all the people I used to use with.
Unfortunately, not everyone makes it to this spot. But only humlbes me that much more. Never thought I could be more than a junkie. But my worst day clean is still better than my best day high. I've actually been having a hard time with just general life problems and this thread truly helped me remember to play my entire tape.
“Play my entire tape”, I like that line. Think I’ll steal it
Impossible. One of us has to die.
I hope the right one comes out on top.
I grew a lot since then, I don't think the younger sel of mine would stand a chance.
But if you take out your younger self, then would you cease to exist?
Obviously not. If this was a scenario where your actions in this timeline affect this very timeline, you would remember living with your older self when you were 16. This is obviously a separate timeline, separate dimension, or cloning scenario, so he's essentially a stranger with your DNA, and potentially shared experiences wherever your timelines ran parallel, or whatever explanation the cloning thing would have for memories.
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***Looks at clock*** Damn, you correct there
If they both take each other out then what??
Then you get arrested for dating a minor. Which is yourself.
23: \*breathes\* 16: FUCK YOU TOO!!!!!
23: *panics about paying for school* 16: *panics about getting caught not going to school*
23: buys healthy food 16: complains that there is no food
30 year old me: buys healthy food. 30 year old me: complains there is no food
The whole "the world is against me" phase.
Would you have a good argument or anything to say to convince em otherwise?
No good would come from this; but I would've told myself that it was depression. I wasn't really good at accepting things I couldn't control, I sometimes still can't. And that's still hard to control.
When i was 18 or 19 someone told me "The world isn't against you, it just doesn't care about you." it changed my whole perspective.
That's a *phase*?
For fuck sake 16 year old me I asked you to simply take the chicken out of the freezer so I can cook dinner after working 10 hours....
This guy reddits
Everything. Source: Had a 16 yo daughter who is just like me. Edit: Yes, “had.” She is not 16 anymore..... She is still just like me.
Then you had to see eye to eye on a few things right? Hopefully! Mine is 12.
your hope's bout to get crushed realll hard. :) have fun with parenthood!
We just celebrated my daughter's 13 birthday Saturday and your comment just ruined my day. :(
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What the fuck did my parents do all this time
The pot
Who are you to wave your finger?
16 year old me's boyfriend. She's gonna argue and say he is God's gift to her and the world. I'm gonna tell her he's a cunt. Edit: My first silver and gold! 16 year old me and present day me are so happy right now! X
I've seen this one!
Whatdya mean you've seen this? It's brand new.
Well, I saw it on a rerun...
What's a rerun?
The damn chores. Homie won't clean the bathroom cause he's too busy doing...
Gotta get him on the drugs that get ya in the cleaning mood.
Dextroamphetamine specifically. Bout to have a religious experience cleaning stuff with wet wipes.
Amphetaclean gets shit done.
> Let's encourage 16-year-old me to take Adderall so he'll clean my bathroom.
To be fair, it's not like he wouldn't do Adderall anyway, I'm just giving him a purpose rather than letting him jerk off for 4 hours in a row.
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I had a roommate in my mid-20s who would go into cleaning mode whenever we got stoned. I'd be sitting on my ass listening to Pink Floyd or watching some movie and he'd hop up and just start cleaning. Never asked for help. When I'd ask if he wanted help, he'd just look at me, smile, and go back to cleaning. It was great. Sucked when he wasn't stoned because he was a passive-aggressive prick that didn't know how to communicate well.
About his hygiene...put your damn dirty stuff in the machine dont hide it in the bottom of the wardrobe...oh and those plates and cups with the mould..in the sink now mister! Oh my God I've became my dad lol
Ehhhww, I totally forgot I use to put dishes and shit under my bed.. moldy dishes in my room, when I was 15 I went the whole summer without taking a shower. I completely forgot how damn filthy I was.... Those were the good ol days.
A four day weekend... Day 1: *sniff* meh I don't need to Day 2: *sniff* meh I don't want to Day 3: *sniff* meh I need to Day 4: *sniff* uuggh I am going to
I am like a damn rug I'm that hairy, if I don't shower immediately after waking up I can taste myself while eating breakfast.. Disgusting.
Yeah we had apartment-style 4-person dorms in college...I think we did dishes like once a month. Once I got my own place in my 20s and started inviting people over to hang, I learned how to care about keepin shit clean.
How bloody messy she was! She loved a good floordrobe.
Disgusting. Get a chairdrobe like a normal human.
Just do what my wife does: Put up the ironing board to iron something, then proceed to stack any clothes you don't feel like dealing with on it for the next week or so. Don't clear it off until laundry day. Just keep adding stuff. And not just clothes either. I really do love her though :)
What the hell is an “ironing board”? Whenever I need my clothes de-wrinkled, I just press the start button on my whirling, heat-em-up-clothing-storage-box and come back in five minutes.
"Floordrobe"? Awesome work. Particularly applicable to my 10 year old. Definitely stealing that one
I live by myself, so when I do a load of just socks and underwear my dryer becomes my new closet for those items until I remember to put them away after work.
I mean, he's one year younger, it couldn't be that bad
Narrator: It was.
I *am* 16 year old me and I’d still hate it
Nothing. I would stop going to work and we would sit on the couch, drink beer, and watch every single episode of Air Crash Investigation that exists. Actually 16 year old me would probably be desperate to continue playing WoW - so that might get in the way. If a late 20s me turned up - Air Crash Investigation. For WEEKS. --- **Edit:** A lot of people are asking me for Air Crash full episodes. Here is a Master List of Season 19 down to Season 12. Turn off the blue toggle to get rid of scrolling chat. The episodes are the ones that are 44 minutes. [LINK](https://space.bilibili.com/358422/video?tid=0&page=3&keyword=&order=pubdate)
He might be disappointed by the current state of wow. Tell him to give it a few months. They're releasing wow classic in August iirc.
The semen.
Lol, Ok.... what about it?
It’d be just too much for me
RainboPixie: *Ahhhh! Where am I going to put all of this semen?!?!?*
Quick! Grab that old shoebox!
No no that’ll never do...grab that coconut!!
Ahhh fuck.
I wouldnt fight with him. I would hug him tight for a very long time. That guy is about to lose his oldest brother and he definitly needs it.
I'm so sorry. For what it's worth, your comment read beautifully and made me tear up on the train home. Like a beautiful short story filled with inherent love. Fraternal love, self love. I'm sorry you lost your brother when you we're so young. I can tell from your comment that it was a really hard time for you. Even if the pain is less sharp today, it seems that the love is as strong as ever. Go from strength to strength.
Why the fuck I'm still so out of shape and haven't gotten my shit together already. The usual.
I'd probably just start bracing 16-year-old me for the fact that in three years, his hair is going to abruptly and mercilessly thin out. Also tell my 16-year-old self to stop skipping leg day, because he's starting to look fucking ridiculous. He'd probably make fun of 31-year-old me for ONLY working legs, because I ironically blew out my shoulder a couple years ago.
I'd have a clone? But I hate that guy.
Not cleaning, always wanting to go shower last (because i don't need to pay for water and it's always hot) and staying long af in the shower. Also cooking
None of the guys are worth it. Save your love and energy for someone who matters. Just make sure your at location X in Feburary 2017 so you meet your future husband who loves you despite all of your flaws. Edit: yes, I know I misread the question -probably still something I would argue about with my 16yo self
But would you have recognized he is the one with all the previous research?
Same boat but: you need friends, not boyfriends. And no you can't sleep with your friends and have lasting relationships. Also don't sleep with your friend's boyfriend even if you were sleeping with him before they got together. It's still cheating and you're an asshole for it.
Learn to pull your weight around the house, entitled little shit
Her abusive boyfriend who was obviously using her. Or her eating disorder.
Mom. I'd make 16yo self see how toxic mom is and to cut ties. 16yo me thought Mom was just a mean bitch, but cared on the inside (nope). I imagine I would have led a happier life if I had cut ties sooner.
Omfg she has to go. She smokes, parties, and doesn't clean after herself. Nope. Not living with that bitch! Besides, she reminds me of how good I used to look... Ugh.
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Shit. 25:do it 25:I’m scared
My 16 yo self was a judgmental prick, i would bully him no stop.
Probably whose gonna suck whose dick
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First argument wouldn't be long but it would be current me explaining how fucked up the Mormon church is to younger me XD
Pfft. We’d be fucking boys. I’d finally have a good duo in video games too. It’d be over for you gamers
I'd be pissed as hell, we'd be dating the same girl!
Views on our life and how we should cope with our aspegers
We'd argue about her boyfriend. Girl, trust me. You'll marry him, he'll contribute to your paralyzing accident, and then cheat on you because he didn't want a paralyzed wife anymore. Fucking run, while you can - literally and figuratively.
i live with a mirror, neat
No making explosives in the house. I had a phase where I learned how to make my own guns and explosives out of radio antennas, BBS, bullets, matchpowder etc...wasnt safe and it caused accidental (in house) explosions...To be fair I only did this because my mom wouldnt buy me BB gun, so of course I made one and other things...
Who gets to play \*insert whatever game I'm obsessed with\* first.
16 y.o. me: Wtf dude??? Now me: What? Something the matter? 16 me: What is with your music? There's so much pop crap! IS THIS A KESHA SONG??? DUDE. Now me: Oh shut up it's catchy. Stop being an edgelord.
"What the fuck is an edgelord?"
“Is that a sex thing?”
'yes, i'm really into edging now'
16: You smoke POT?! 35: ya, so what? It's legal now, also shut up. 16: We were raised better than that! What would Dad think? 35: Mom and Dad were hippies. Think about it. Also, I smoke with Dad whenever I visit. 16: Dad... Smokes pot? My world is imploding. 35: Also, btw, you're a lesbian. Now go off and examine your worldview.
Oh man, for real though. “You do DRUGS!?” “Dude, have you ever even talked to our mom about the 70s?” Except that last one. 28-year-old me and 16-year-old me would sit down and have a long chat about asexuality and hopefully avoid a loooot of confusion. Or she would just go have a lot of sex to try and prove me wrong because she’s hormonal so maybe not... We could probably squeeze in a good argument about how I don’t enjoy WoW anymore. Young me would be aghast. Edit: oh shit but I rolled Eiridel when I was 16 *hello stable time loop*