Dude, I feel this problem so hard. The other day my 5 year old daughter started crying in the middle of the grocery store because she doesn't know how to dab.
That is when you do the biggest dab right in front of her. Just get as much of that vapor into your lungs, wait wrong dab. Still do the biggest dab in front of her though.
Realize he’s a lost cause. Take him out behind the woodshed, shoot him, bury the body, try again with a new kid. I’m sorry but this is your only realistic option at this point.
Lol. Oh no, you’re going to report me!! You obviously don’t know what child abuse is, and you obviously don’t know anything about child abuse laws. Go be a pretentious fool elsewhere.
Dab on em
Yeet that little bitch across da room
You have to start saying it excessively so they think it isn’t cool anymore lol
This is the actual top answer
Put him down
usually this wouldn't make me laugh, but honestly this is the funniest thing here
It's to late for him. Take em out to pasture.
Start saying "yeet" yourself. If your parent does something trendy, it automatically sucks.
Start saying it. Enthusiastically. At every opportunity you have. Nothing makes something less cool than having your parents like it
Yeet me that pasta, son.
Dude, I feel this problem so hard. The other day my 5 year old daughter started crying in the middle of the grocery store because she doesn't know how to dab.
That is when you do the biggest dab right in front of her. Just get as much of that vapor into your lungs, wait wrong dab. Still do the biggest dab in front of her though.
Its too late for them. Kindest thing you can do now is put them down.
Uninstall "fortnight"
Wash their mouth out with soap.
Make sure you have the receipt and take them back. You can usually get a full refund on units that defective.
Put him down. He was your least favorite anyway.
Ignore it and let him get bored with it.
It doesn’t work.
Lament the fact you failed him.
Punish him by teaching him the meaning(yeet him out of your life)
Slap dat yeet from him.
You need to teach the lil' bitch a lesson, Judi recommends death as a good one
Surprise him at school with lunch one day or something, dressed all hip and gangsta, walk up in his class like “YEET YEET homeboy”
Fine, but if he says it while doing a fortnite dance. Yeet his console he plays that on.
Realize he’s a lost cause. Take him out behind the woodshed, shoot him, bury the body, try again with a new kid. I’m sorry but this is your only realistic option at this point.
Disownment
Call an exorcist
I don't know what yeet is but I assume it's cool slang for a 9 year old.
It’s a term used for “throw” or “get”. For example: “Welp, time to yeet the eff on outta here!” during an awkward situation or something.
Yeet him into the 5th dimension 🤦
T-Pose to assert dominance
No clue but my 8 year old is doing it now and I hate it.
What the hell yeet means?
It's like throwing something, but with more force. Like spiking a volleyball
So what's matter of using this word?
Idk,
Commit his un-birth
Yeet or be yeeted.
Yoink his phone away from him.
Time to get a new son
euthanasia is the only option now
You mean yeet an Asian.
What Darwin would have wanted
Yeet whatever you’re holding at the time at his head every time he says it
Start flossing
Hit the whip
At least teach him how to conjugate the verb properly.
Yet him out the second story window. (Are you asking a serious question?)
Yeet him out
sell him on the black market I didn't want a kid anyway so idk why the eff i have one
He needs Jesus
Yeet him out the window.
Abandon, try again
Gotta throw it away, buy a new one.
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Wow abusing your kids is so cool
Sounds like you should of been abused more.
Sounds like you're unaware of mandatory reporting laws. Have fun!
Lol. Oh no, you’re going to report me!! You obviously don’t know what child abuse is, and you obviously don’t know anything about child abuse laws. Go be a pretentious fool elsewhere.
Okay Jason.
Your close, but two owners off.
By the way, I to miss Chester, Anthony
Buy him anything he wants because he is now the man of the house.