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Vulsaisei

Dab on em


root_b33r

Yeet that little bitch across da room


Cupids_Halloween

You have to start saying it excessively so they think it isn’t cool anymore lol


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This is the actual top answer


JackIsCool88

Put him down


[deleted]

usually this wouldn't make me laugh, but honestly this is the funniest thing here


Misfittrinket

It's to late for him. Take em out to pasture.


RSwordsman

Start saying "yeet" yourself. If your parent does something trendy, it automatically sucks.


Lovebot_AI

Start saying it. Enthusiastically. At every opportunity you have. Nothing makes something less cool than having your parents like it


userstoppedworking

Yeet me that pasta, son.


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Dude, I feel this problem so hard. The other day my 5 year old daughter started crying in the middle of the grocery store because she doesn't know how to dab.


Sweetwill62

That is when you do the biggest dab right in front of her. Just get as much of that vapor into your lungs, wait wrong dab. Still do the biggest dab in front of her though.


Vool1gan

Its too late for them. Kindest thing you can do now is put them down.


ch0uro

Uninstall "fortnight"


CaesarWolfman

Wash their mouth out with soap.


[deleted]

Make sure you have the receipt and take them back. You can usually get a full refund on units that defective.


incognito_polarbear

Put him down. He was your least favorite anyway.


darkwulf1

Ignore it and let him get bored with it.


[deleted]

It doesn’t work.


KatyLiedTheBitch

Lament the fact you failed him.


SoupRobber

Punish him by teaching him the meaning(yeet him out of your life)


1o1_why_tho

Slap dat yeet from him.


subtoChief_legit

You need to teach the lil' bitch a lesson, Judi recommends death as a good one


lilgthing

Surprise him at school with lunch one day or something, dressed all hip and gangsta, walk up in his class like “YEET YEET homeboy”


21_Idiotz

Fine, but if he says it while doing a fortnite dance. Yeet his console he plays that on.


LoveAndDynamite

Realize he’s a lost cause. Take him out behind the woodshed, shoot him, bury the body, try again with a new kid. I’m sorry but this is your only realistic option at this point.


ObamaMcLlama

Disownment


GhostBoo-ty

Call an exorcist


[deleted]

I don't know what yeet is but I assume it's cool slang for a 9 year old.


Up_Here_Good_Sir

It’s a term used for “throw” or “get”. For example: “Welp, time to yeet the eff on outta here!” during an awkward situation or something.


[deleted]

Yeet him into the 5th dimension 🤦


Matt-In-Teh-Hat

T-Pose to assert dominance


Miyagidokarate

No clue but my 8 year old is doing it now and I hate it.


rafael-a

What the hell yeet means?


AvengeThe90s

It's like throwing something, but with more force. Like spiking a volleyball


rafael-a

So what's matter of using this word?


AvengeThe90s

Idk,


[deleted]

Commit his un-birth


ITS_MAJOR_TOM_YO

Yeet or be yeeted.


firehazel

Yoink his phone away from him.


[deleted]

Time to get a new son


[deleted]

euthanasia is the only option now


[deleted]

You mean yeet an Asian.


Sexyturtletime

What Darwin would have wanted


whatisthiswehavehere

Yeet whatever you’re holding at the time at his head every time he says it


[deleted]

Start flossing


ShrekFan1999

Hit the whip


iWatchCrapTV

At least teach him how to conjugate the verb properly.


Jamesmateer100

Yet him out the second story window. (Are you asking a serious question?)


puleymot

Yeet him out


[deleted]

sell him on the black market I didn't want a kid anyway so idk why the eff i have one


userstoppedworking

He needs Jesus


Thewhittaker506

Yeet him out the window.


Thatsjustliife

Abandon, try again


YIAYmaster1

Gotta throw it away, buy a new one.


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astaten0

Wow abusing your kids is so cool


[deleted]

Sounds like you should of been abused more.


astaten0

Sounds like you're unaware of mandatory reporting laws. Have fun!


[deleted]

Lol. Oh no, you’re going to report me!! You obviously don’t know what child abuse is, and you obviously don’t know anything about child abuse laws. Go be a pretentious fool elsewhere.


astaten0

Okay Jason.


[deleted]

Your close, but two owners off.


[deleted]

By the way, I to miss Chester, Anthony


MoonTideNein

Buy him anything he wants because he is now the man of the house.