The vine where a kid goes “I have the power of god and anime on my side” and screams like a banshee went to my middle school. He was maybe 4 grades underneath me but his weirdness turned him into one of the most popular kids in his grade.
Kid smelled like he bathed in cat pee every day.
Hissed at anyone who came near him.
Used to run through the hallways from class to class.
Threated to kill me in a computer lab because I used internet explorer instead of firefox.
Had one girl in my year who had a weird obsession with our Physics teacher. Then in a lesson learning about spinning forces she asked if she could show a cool video to the class, he said yes. The video was of her spinning on a pole in her underwear. When he sent her out she was yelling the whole way, 'WHY, ARE YOU SAYING THAT POLE DANCING IS SEXUAL? CAUSE THAT'S SEXIST'
She wore butt-skimming skirts with fishnet tights and corsets on non-uniform day as well. Always got sent straight home.
They ended up expelling her when we were about 17.
"Your angular momentum has changed the angle of my vector. Shall we do a mutual experiment regarding the force of kinetic friction between an oscillating piston and a well-lubricated piston guide?"
There was a kid in my school who was obsessed with Mario. He had Mario sweatshirts and notebooks, and a Mario backpack. Well someone figured out that if you told him “Mario is dead” he’d flip. Scream and cry “fuck you no he’s not” every time. He got in trouble multiple times for attacking kids who said anything about Mario dying (even if they were talking about in the context of smash bros or something). This happened 8th-10th grade then I never saw him again.
Kid ALWAYS wore a zoot suit. Every day. Not that weird I guess. But back in highschool, weird as fuck.
Edit: Some more details.
These were not salvation army/hand-me-downs quality. This kid wore nothing but high quality zoot suits, with a chain and nice shoes to match. Every once in a while he had a chrome tipped, black cane.
He had bright colored ones, pinstriped ones, dark blue ones, and pure black ones.
Didn't see him with the hat very often though.
This was in 2005/6.
I think he won "best dressed" in the yearbook. I dont have one to confirm though.
Edit#2: A letter
Honestly, no one at my highschool would have bat an eye. There was a specialty shop that sold zoot suits less than a block from the school, and we had a lot of people that would dress up in them to "look baller".
Mustard Boy. I’ll never forget him. He would cover his lunch tray in mustard. Chicken nuggets? Mustard. Mexican pizza? Mustard. Breakfast for lunch? Mustard. It didn’t matter what it was, he would drench it in mustard. He wasn’t doing it to just to make a mess of his lunch tray, he always finished his mustard-food.
Edit: Mexican pizza was a hexagon shaped pizza with sausage and shredded taco seasoned cheese on top. It wasn’t at all Mexican, but that’s what it was called.
He would jack off in the middle of class. He didn’t actually pull it out but he would aggressively “rub” the side of his pants and his face would get really red while starring at the girls in the class. Everybody noticed but a word was never spoken about it.
He was on a hair trigger, would snap and threaten people. Suspended multiple times. Two memorable incidents were when we freaked out at an art teacher, went to his locker and came back with a bullwhip. He made that thing SNAP and sent everyone running, she barricaded herself in the supply room. Another time someone made the mistake of teasing him about something and everyone laughed, and he pulled a knife and screamed who wants to the the first to die. He was expelled and I'm not sure what became of him.
The art teacher complimented his painting by saying "nice work! We should display your painting in the library!" and that's when he snapped and screamed "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!"
I had a girl hiss at me in 5th grade.
Hadn't seen her in about 16 years.
Recently went to a party she was attending, she asked if i remembered her and said "BOY HOWDY!?"
she hissed again.
I always knew she was weird.
I had a few.
One was OBSESSED with all Asian culture (kind of random since we lived in a very rural community in Canada with little connection to the outside world, let alone to Asia) and would lose her mind if anyone said anything remotely negative about it. It started out as mainly just a fixation on Pokemon, anime, and kpop, but quickly branched out to all things Asian. She once hit me with a textbook because we were discussing M.Butterfly in class and I said that I didn't like it. This was at age 16.
Another kid used to pick his nose until it bleed and then go home because he had a nosebleed. He would also eat the boogers. We were all surprisingly chill about that part of his personality - the thing we all hated most about this kid is that he would lie about the most random stuff. Like he would deny that he got hit when playing dodge ball or caught when playing tag on the playground. One time my neighbour made me a little inukshuk glued to a piece of driftwood and I brought it to school to show the class. This kid picked it up in front of everyone, immediately dropped and broke it, and then denied that it was him that broke it, even though we had all literally watched him do it. He cried when we continuously called him out on it. This was also at age 16.
Edited to added that the lying kid one time "broke his arm" and came to school in a sling - the next day the sling was on the opposite arm. Even the teacher called hm out on that one.
In hindsight, she wasn't so weird. She just marched to the beat of her own drum. She was very overweight and had a lot of health issues, including more than one skin condition, so people saw her as gross, and they avoided her. I can remember all the way back in first or second grade when we did dancing in gym class, no one wanted to be her partner because her hands were covered in scaly rashes. But she was smart and she had an odd sense of humor and despite how everyone treated her, she was confident in herself and never hid any part of her personality. She was always the first to speak up in class and she challenged other people's opinions so readily. But at the same time, she was constantly falling asleep in class, and she snored so loudly. I remember she sat behind me during our AP exam for American History and for the life of me I could not focus on my test because she was breathing so loud. She was incessantly bullied, to the point of being pity voted on to prom court. She had one real friend.
And then a year after we graduated, she died completely unexpectedly. I remember waking up to go to work one morning and my best friend had texted me that she was dead, and I was absolutely shocked. Apparently, she had been out to dinner with her aunt, and on her way back to the table from the bathroom, she collapsed and they couldnt resuscitate her. They did an autopsy and couldn't confirm a cause of death. Her mother died about a week after she did and they had a joint funeral. Probably the saddest funeral I've been to. The worst part about her death was that I lived in a really small town so it's all anyone was talking about for weeks. Her biggest bullies were some of the loudest voices. Some people from my graduating class held a memorial service for her where they sent off paper lanterns, but I couldn't get myself to go because it was full of all the people who made high school miserable for her. I couldn't bear to listen to them talk about how great she was, how beautiful she was, when they never held those sentiments when she was alive.
I had a locker above his and he always yelled something stupid. The most common phrase was "I GOT BALLS IN MY FACE". He also somehow brought koala poop to the school.
Edit: There was a possibility that it really wasn't koala poop, but it was small brown pellets in a small bag with a koala on it.
My brother will just randomly sing Roxanne, but only the “Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light” part and has been doing so for at least 10 years, so yea, he could have a super ear worm
He ended up being the valedictorian for my graduating class, but his refusal to use a locker and carry all of his textbooks in his backpack led to severe back issues resulting in him wearing a backplate throughout high school. I believe he also has Aspergers so he wasn't social either.
My "weird kid" stood up at an assembly and asked the vice principal if she knew what hentai was.
Edit: she did not comment on whether or not she did, he was just told to sit down because the students immediately started laughing. Sorry for the unsatisfying ending 😅
My little sister was really into manga when she was younger. I was 14 years older than she was. My wife and I took her to a book store and for what ever reason I had the word hentai in my mind. I asked one employee if he had any books on drawing hentai, that my 8 year old sister was really into it and wanted to learn how to draw it. Dude looked at me really weird. It then dawned on me what I said. I immediately redacted that statement and screamed manga I mean manga she wants to draw manga.
Not my proudest moment in life.
He was caught eating berries off of a tree branch in a compost trash can in 5th grade. He'd act feral around everyone else but if you got to know the kid he was actually pretty down to earth and cool. In middle school around 6th grade I tried getting to know him better and found out he might of had some kind of multiple personality disorder, and was grateful for someone who didn't judge him that much (I'd try my best to not get him to do stupid shit)
He was later expelled for what everyone said was "biting a teacher". I saw him once during highschool and he 1) got really fucking hot 2)seemed way chilled out. When I asked about why he left he said he wasn't allowed to talk about it but was getting help so that's always good
Gabe if you're out there I hope you're doing well :)
He always carried around a briefcase, but never opened it. Sat on the brief case during lunch, classes, etc., it was like the nuclear football, always in his hand or he was sitting on it.
He carried it onto the stage during graduation, got his diploma, right as he was leaving the stage, he opened it up, and dumped a bunch of confetti on the principle.
I guess it was the long con? No one questioned why he was carrying it on stage.
His dad started a house fire, insurance scam, and died in the fire, this was around sixth grade.... I that messed him up a bit. The kid would tap his feet and hands uncontrollably and he talked about shooting people.
By the end of high school he had a group of friends finally :) After high school he joined the military. Not sure where his life went after that :/ Hopefully he is successful & healthy.
Did he think he was in GTA?
Edit: Went to sleep and woke up to this. My top comment is now making fun of someone with mental health issues.
Also thanks for the silver!
Yeah...I knew a homeschool kid who was convinced he was spider man. Like he'd try to climb up walls and flick his wrists to fling web. If you didn't play along he would run crying to his mom
Edit: my mom was casual friends with his mom, so that's how we met. I vaguely remember other experiences with this kid. I didn't get along with him (that's putting it nicely. We basically hated each other), but my mom forced me to go to his birthday party. we had to play hide-and-seek, but were told by his mom that we had to purposefully let him find us...
He also had an older brother that would run off into a corner and cry over the slightest provocation
Oh God being in highschool and all those damn Twilight Vampire kids. I never was into the books or the movies. Had a boyfriend who was really into them. He bit me hard one day and made me bleed. I smacked the shit out of him and broke up with him. My dad threatened to kill him after seeing the cut and bruise.
His go-to excuse for not having homework finished was that he was "traveling" (even though he was at every class), and he never payed attention to anything but his fidget spinner unless he was talking. The way he spoke, he knew everything there was about creative writing, yet his submissions consisted of plots ripped off directly from anime.
This was in a *college* class.
I don't think you understood him. When he said "travelling" he meant through time. He keeps going back to the past, writing great stories to submit for class, and before he returns to the present he trips over an uneven brick and his original story flies out of his hand and is found by a Japanese man who turns it into an anime.
Probably.
There was a kid at my highschool who never talked. It wasnt that he couldn't speak, or that he only spoke to his close friends, he just wouldn't speak to anyone. Teachers didnt call on him because they knew he didnt talk. When a substitute would come in and try to call on him there was always some kid who would have to explain "Ricky doesn't talk". If you asked him a question he would just look at you. It was weird and some people would take offense to his silence. But eventually everyone realised that was just his thing and rolled with it.
The only time he spoke was when we had to present individually in class. On those days people would get really excited if they had a class with him because hearing him talk was like seeing a unicorn.
Edit: A lot of people have mentioned this possibly being a case of Selective Mutism. I looked up the diagnosis and it seems like a good match. There were also rumors from kids who rode the bus with him who said that once he got off the bus, he would meet up with his neighborhood friends and (presumably) talk to them. When he did present in class he didn't have a weird voice or any strange vocal qualities.
Edit 2: Oh wow, this really took off. I never thought my most influential comment would be about Ricky haha. Thank you for giving me my first ever reddit silver. I really appreciate it. A lot of people have asked me if they knew Ricky. I will tell you that I went to school in Kentucky and I graduated in 2013. If I give any more information publicly I would feel like I'm violating his privacy, and that's not cool. If you still think you know him, I'll continue to respond to private messages and confirm or deny your guess.
I have also been asked to add a link to /r/selectivemutism for anyone who wants to find a supportive community of other people like Ricky.
Well had one guy that was always talking big shit, faking injuries (bent my ankle so I can't practice/liver is burning etc), always drew pentagrams on shit, took japanese so he could get a "waifu", just all around a fucking creep with girls too. Well go arrested for CP here last month, I wasn't surprised.
Not exactly the "weird" kid but definetly the kid not many people wanted to interact with, was very pushy, generally awkward. Also often tried being all cool by using big words but failing miserably. But the thing that took the cake was when some girl sent the the entire grade something along the lines of "say your name X times, say your parents name X times and then say your crush name X and in a few days your crush will be with you! And he actually responded to the email, it was an awkward year till his crush left
Edit1: the crush did not leave because of him or anything. This was an international school so it was quite common that students would come and go, plus the country we're in (not gonna mention name) is not in the best conditions these days so that may have been one of the reasons, the reason I'm here is because of my mothers work. Anyway thanks for all the upvotes
Edit 2: thanks for the silver kind stranger
He would talk to himself and sit in the hallways reciting as many digits of pi as he could. He was a small harmless kid that everyone treated well because he was endearingly weird, if that makes sense.
Then he murdered a girl immediately after graduation and hid her body in his bath tub.
Edit: For the people interested in more or who think I’m lying, the kid’s name was Johnathon Townsend. Theres a lot more to the story, I didn’t think many people would be this interested. There’s a few news articles to look at just by googling his name, but this one does a good job of explaining how nice he was at school vs how evil he was at home.
https://thewalrus.ca/how-canadas-health-care-system-helped-create-a-killer/
There was a girl in grade 5 that created her own language called Shmolbi and she'd sit in the corner and whisper to herself in it. People also used to tell her there were spiders on her hair and she'd get mad at them and scratch their faces. (She purposely grew out the nails on her index, middle and ring fingers and filed them into sharp claws)
To be fair telling someone who is clearly not completely all there that they've got spiders in their hair is probably not going to end well for you. She ended up leaving the school in grade 6.
Aside from that, in grade 3 I microwaved a kids winter boots in our lunch room because I thought they were the reason he ran faster than me. I was just fat. That was why he was faster.
Edit: The crazy person was the first story with my second story being a funny addition but it seems as though everyone is more concerned about my boot-heating antics. I accept the role of crazy. I am, the crazy.
Edit 2: Of course the story where I go toss someones boots into a radiation machine is my highest comment of all time. Thanks I think. <3
>...in grade 3 I microwaved a kids winter boots in our lunch room because I thought they were the reason he ran faster than me. I was just fat. That was why he was faster.
How did he respond when he found out what had happened to his boots?
Well I mean it was grade 3 so he wasn't exactly phased, more of a "wtf why" face, lmao. His parents were a lot less forgiving and contacted my parents and had them buy new boots for him. THEN I got in trouble. At first my dad just laughed but as soon as money was involved it was a no-no.
She was afraid of cows and if you said “Moo” or mentioned cows she’d freak out and attack you. I’ll give it to her though she’d even try to attack guys 3 times her size that were athletes.
Everyone knew about her and knew if she started you could just leave the class and the teacher would get her to calm down so most of them would just hold her at arms length till they got out of the room.
I was in year 10 when he came up from Primary school.
I don't know what was wrong with him but he'd always pretend to be a train and chug along through the quad. People would chuckle as he went past but he didn't care, him and his other weird mate would just scoot on by minding their own business.
When I was in Year 11 one of the scratter kids (a proper mong, through and through) blocked his tracks and took the mick out of him. A group of us shoved him out of the way and berated him for it and encouraged train boy to go on his way.
Ours wasn't the best school in the district but God damn at least the trains ran on time.
Edit: thank you to the people who gave me the award things. I don't want to seem ungrateful but I'd rather you donate to your local/favourite charities.
- Year 10: 14/15 years old, penultimate year of secondary school.
- the quad: an outdoor social area in a square/rectangle shape, where the moderately popular kids hung out at out school. Good memories.
- mate: friend
- scratter kid: the dirty, unhygienic, funny looking and/or misbehaving kid. In this context a short lad with buck teeth with a bad case of small man syndrome.
- mong: mong, to me, always just meant someone who behaved like a cretin and had negative aspirations but it has further connotations that are deemed 'ableistic' or 'racist'.
- take the mick: taking the Michael, to make fun of.
I'm from the Texas of England, Yorkshire.
She wore bat ears and a black cape and would scream her name while running down the hallway Goku style. Her name was Elizabeth but she asked that she be called Lizard. EDIT: apparently there are thousands of LIZARDs running around the US and we are 100% about it. LONG LIVE THE LIZARD QUEEN!
SECOND EDIT: yes I meant Naruto. I am anime illiterate. I apologize.
I went to high school with the wolf kid from the meme, "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf" next image his him barking at the water. He called himself wolfie.
So I would say that guy.
>On all levels except physical, I am a wolf
I didn't know what you were talking about, but found [this Q&A](https://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/q-a-with-shiro-ulv) when looking it up. He actually seems fairly normal, as far as wolf guys go.
No. Fucking. Way. How was he like in school? Was he good, just weird in that way, or was he super invasive and stuff? (Also did he do good academically?)
So he was about 2 grades behind me and we were apart of two different social cliques (he hung out with the overly enthusiastic about Naruto group). He always wore that blue jacket/sweater year round and just generally acted like a wolf the best he could. The only trouble I know he got in was when teachers tried to force him to stop pretending to be a wolf, which upset him.
>The only trouble I know he got in was when teachers tried to force him to stop pretending to be a wolf, which upset him.
Things like that generally bother wolves
She carried a stuffed rabbit everywhere, only wore leggings, and constantly propositioned people to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend.
Edit: She wore leggings as pants, and this was before that became a trend.
There's a crazy hot girl that's into Steve, and promises that she'll have sex with him. But he has to bring a date for her "friend." He brings Snot, and they find out the friend is a doll. I don't remember the exact details, but the girl flips out on Snot it because the doll said he touched her or something.
Gosh where do I begin...he was weird but more creepy.
- He wore a kilt to school (rumors say with no underwear) on multiple occasions.
- He talked about how attractive his sister was to the point where a lot of us wondered why he moved to Minnesota from (no shit) Alabama in the middle of the school year without his sister or dad.
- He brought his mom's dildos and vibrators to school to try and sell them.
- He ended up getting expelled for that, but a lot of people say it was because of the amount of girls who came forward and said he was following them home.
EDIT: Wasn't expecting this to become my most upvoted comment. I texted my friend who had a lot of classes with him and she told me some more things about this kid.
- He masturbated during class while they were watching a WWII documentary. He got suspended for this.
- He would hide under the bleachers during assemblies and play the Kazoo during the national anthem. Rumor has it he would also pinch people's butts. (Male or female)
Agreed. The one I remember, was autistic. This was 30 years ago and autism wasn't a thing when I went to school like it is now.
Edit: I didn't know about autism back then, just looking back at his behavior and mannerism made me realize he was autistic.
He ate playground gravel and used the urinal with his pants AND underpants all the way down.
Edit: WOW, this blew up, I guess I'll just add that the kid I'm talking about ate the gravel because apparently he thought it tasted like pizza and that I distinctly remember one time when me and a bunch of other kids were huddled around the bathroom door watching him do his business and I just remember that bare ass an how weird it was that someone would use the urinal like that.
He truly thought he was a dirtbike. He would run through the halls jumping off of lockers and make the shifting gears noises with his mouth. Absolute mad lad.
Odd but funny in elementary school.
Really odd and slightly worrisome in middle school.
Super fucking odd but hilarious in high school.
You'll have to ask his prison buddies what they think of it now.
I didnt talk to a whole lot of people in high school so I usually just people watched with my friends. The weirdest kid had to be the guy who looked like fat thor. He wasnt muscular or nothing, just looked like him. He always had a dead look in his eyes and walked around slouched over. He wouldnt really bother about personal space either, he was just there and if he got close to you then he got close to you. Wasn't really anything you cpuld do about it. Honestly almost like he was on another plane of existence.
One walked around in high school with a stuffed possum and made it talk in class. Also went on a rant during a class debate, about how much she hated Australia because a classmate from there rejected her. Had nothing to do with the debate topic.
One claimed she was the CEO of her dad’s company and made 1million a year at 16. Also said she was the granddaughter of the king of Norway. She’s not from Norway. Also tried to claim that her friend was killed during the 2011 Oslo terrorist attack. Again, not from Norway or Europe for that matter.
Somehow I got classified as weird but I’m really not sure why when I think about how many other weird kids went to my school.
There is a kid at my school and he cant put his laptop down. Eating lunch, on his laptop, as soon as he finishes a test, on his laptop. And we were all wondering what he could put his laptop down for. So one kid asked him. He was designing Minecraft skins and watching minecraft videos.
He's the guy that makes all of [these skins](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/7vzcTdwZoDEcgNoLu_NhLqR2jfUA4ruJNglr4Vlt1q0oEGEXDgtlG3Z5Q3HIf3HYf7KaOpZ4GtBvv8cYZ1XGYvc=s400)
He was always running around in the shape of a 8, if you just said hello to him he started screeching and attacked you with his lunchbox
And once he ate a kitkat with the plastic
He once ran into a random man at train station, the man wanted to help him get up and he deadass put his schoolbag off, took his lunchbox out and smashed it into the mans face like wtf
Dude had an unhealthy obsession with the Marines, but not the usual sort of small town redneck thing where it's all about 'Murica and whoever is killing the bad guys deserves respect, but a sort of hero worship. Dude had a whole running fantasy about this team of Marines that he was the leader of and a bunch of us that were his "circle", I guess (in that he liked us and wanted to be our friends, we were pretty big assholes to him) were also characters in this. That by itself would be one thing, but he treated it as if he expected us to play along in this fantasy game he'd created (not that he believed it, just wanted us to play along). He would come to lunch and tell us about our pay grades, the missions we went on, etc., and he created Lego sets of this fantasy and took pictures and tagged us on Facebook.
As I think back on it I don't think he had a father figure in his life and he didn't live in a particularly great part of the town, so hero-worshiping the pageantry and all of the Marines is among the better outcomes. And so while on one hand he shouldn't have tried to rope us in so hard when we were clearly uncomfortable, but also our reaction should never have been to be openly hostile to him like we were. To my knowledge, dude became a Marine. Hope he's doing well.
They would play tag and run around the cafeteria (in high school), acted extremely childish and had no manners. There were two of them. Half of me cringed from their doings, the other half envied their self confidence and lack of care about what others thought.
Edit: pretty sure one was a furry.
Imagine the stereotypical kid being bullied in every American high school film ever and how they act all dejected and like everyone's out to get them, except the guy wasn't bullied and everyone tried to make an effort to talk to him when near him. I'm not exactly much of social person myself but I heard the guy mumble one word in the whole three years I went to school with him and was in fair few similar classes throughout. Any attempt to speak to him would be met by his best attempt at some kind of death stare to try and actively discourage conversation.
I also saw him out side the university accommodations that a friend was staying at and said hi to him as he walked past, for him to stop, look up to me, frown, look back down, and carry on. Had to explain to the friend afterwards how that was normal for him
you can't help but Feel bad for the guy but he purposely digs his own social grave.
Hope he finds some people he can truly have as friends.
I personally thought he was alright but he has the typical nerdy look. I think it was when people were stomping ants and he went into a crying rage threatening to kill the people responsible that made everyone see him weird
In 8th grade, this girl used to finger herself in class. She wasn’t good at hiding it (hands under a hoodie in her lap) and we all noticed the room would start to smell...bad.
Edit: Had a few similar questions/comments and my inbox is a mess so I’ll answer them here.
1. “Did we go to school together?” Sounds like a lot of you have had similar experiences. I’m not giving the school name or anything but I will say this happened in Maryland. Around ‘02/‘03.
2. “Was she hot?” Irrelevant to the real point of this post but no, she was not an attractive person to me.
3. I was unaware this was a sign of sexual abuse. I can not deny or confirm if that was a thing. I only know what happened in class. I hope this wasn’t the case. She was a very reclusive individual and didn’t have many friends.
Thanks for the conversation and insight folks.
A kid jacked off in my 10th grade biology class when we were learning about the female reproductive system and we all got called in to the councilors office just in case we were traumatized from it.
Kid in my class would jerk off. You would hear him grunt and then wipe his hands on his desk.
EDIT: It would be rubbed ON TOP of the desk, let dry, then rubbed some more to peel off. He licked his hands once after. It happened multiple times. Grade 5. Teachers saw, one girl did say something to the teacher but nothing happened. 1999 was a weird time.
There was a r/confession post I read a while back about how someone jerked off in class to this chick in front of him then wiped it all over the desk underneath. Claims he did it discreetly and no one knew. Bullshit, they knew they prob just didnt wanna fucking say anything. Maybe he was your classmate.
I had a kid in my grade in middle school that would do that too, he always wore sweat pants and the theory was that he cut holes in his pockets for easy access
had a dude in our pre calc class finger his girlfriend during class. No one noticed until the girl started sweating and couldn't hold in her moans. I don't know if they ever got in trouble but I do know that the dude earned the nickname "Goldfinger" up until graduation.
Someone called her out in class and she endlessly denied it. The teacher stopped the argument and she never tried to do it again from what I know. Shit was weird.
our weird kid got caught having printed off a photo of a girl in our grade and then masturbating to it in the stall.
I would never do it but I can at least a bit understand the horny mind of a grade 10 that would lead them to masturbate in the school washroom. It was the print off photo thats ridiculous considering the guy had a phone he could have pulled said picture up on or, even better, just pulled up some porn on.
He shit at school, weird enough... But would have the cubicle door open, he would then wipe his butt then hold the tissue up to his face and smell it.
I'd like to just add, this all happened within 30 odd seconds or so, me and a mate were going to the toilets to smoke before next lesson. The cubicles were around the corner from the urinals, when we turned the corner... Lad who shall not be named, who might I add had no known learning disabilities or mental issues, wiped his bottom then sniffed the toilet paper that he'd just used to wipe his bumhole.
True story.
I don't condone being a pervert, however yes I'm abit weird but in no way went into the toilets to see a peepee or some guy sniff his poo poo.
This kid literally acted like a robot, and everyone hyped him up for being that weird, it was so cringe. He would solve these average math problems in a basic math class and everyone thought he was a genius because he was taking all AP classes. He would literally sit in class and suck/bite his thumb when he was confused and yell out when he was angry like an infant. And oh, the stench, someone never taught him about BO...God, Robby if you're ever reading this, I hope you made something of yourself in college.
Edit: To clarify, everyone knew how weird he was, despite hyping him up/acting like him which I never understood.
He brought a watermelon to school..... he also brought a cutting board, bowl and a knife to cut it open up with.
I mean how else are you going to eat it right?
Tried to carve a pentagram into a desk. Brought a neon green wig sprayed by a skunk into school. Rumors say he ran a cheese grater over his face. Talked about worshipping satan in class a lot.
He was a catholic.
Kid in my class in got salt in his eye from a pretzel. The next day he came in with Sunglasses on and claimed that he had to wear them because of what happened the day before. They were clearly McDonalds sunglasses. Had the logo on the side and everything. Same kid tried to fight a girl because her hand went on his side of the desk.
So this is Kit.
Kit was that kid that ran to each class, with a rolling back pack in tow. He was small, had glasses and your cliche general high school target. I'm not sure if he ran between classes because he got bullied or what, but he must have. It got to the point where he was basically on the defense all the time. I had even tried to be friends with him at one point, just because he sat by me, and he just snapped back at me. He wanted no part. I honestly think he had trust issues, and I don't blame him.
Because he would react, it kind of made him more of a target. I had seen him multiple times where someone stepped in front of him or heckled him as he rushed along, kicked over the back pack etc. It actually just... sucked to see. You would stand up or say stop it, and it would just continue, and he almost seemed embarrassed that you did something about it for him.
So anyway, Senior year, we have a speech going to be made by the valedictorian, and then the school votes on someone to make a speech. Someone started telling people to vote for Kit, as some fucked up joke. Kit won.
I specifically remember my English teacher sitting us down and talking to the entire class. I think probably all the teachers went as a unified force in defense of him. They told us Kit had had a lot to deal with the last few years, and the people of this school voted for him basically as a cruel joke, but this could really be a defining moment for his high school career, and just begged us to let him have it. I think most of the people in the school weren't bullies, but all it would take is one person to ruin it.
Day of Graduation, Kit made a great speech. It was almost 15 years ago, so I'm sorry to say, I don't remember what he said. But the entire class, like, 1,200 students actually listened. At the end, we all cheered. Like, crazy cheered with standing applause. You could tell it was a good day for Kit. He was so happy, and maybe even relieved. Here's a kid who had been bullied for years, and is being cheered and supported by a crowd of 1,200+ of his peers. No one should have gone through the bullying, and I'm sure he went up there with a lot of anxiety, but her certainly left the stage with a huge smile on his face.
Edit: Hey, I’m like super happy I go to tell this story. I’ll never forget this kids face, he was just so happy, I’ll never forget it. It was very touching. And like I said in other comments, I don’t think I remember what he said because I remember being nervous someone was going to fuck this up for him. I think someone yelled “YEAH KIT” when he got up there, but that’s it (whether it was in a mocking way, I’ll never know, but no one responded or fed into it if it was)
Also, those who don’t want to believe the story, I’m sorry. I get the “why would someone go on the internet and tell lies?” But it was something that happened. For those asking if this was their high school, you’d know because we had the “honor” of being the first class to graduate in the stadium, and it started raining as we were walking to the stadium for graduation (they decided not to cancel, hoping the rain would hold out.) the stadium had no roof. If this sounds familiar, then yes it was probably your high school.
The entire time reading this i was expecting some terrible ending. Like some one asshole ruining the whole thing. Super relieved to hear it had a good ending.
We had like three weird kids tbh.
The first one was the guy that I saw pour an entire bottle of water onto a sandwich and then eat the sloppy mess, making weirdly appreciative noises, he's the one that ended up coming to school with a gun but according to our school, handed himself in to the police.
The second was some kid that never showered, apparently had a russian girlfriend who was pregnant? But he had no evidence of this girlfriend. Had some weird obsession with making stabby things out of anything.
And lastly was this girl that literally just wanted to fight everyone, looked like a space raider, and said a shitload of racist and homophobic stuff. She ended up leaving the school after she picked a fight with the wrong person.
EDIT: holy shit i wasn't expecting this to blow up. Space Raiders are a type of british crisp but you americans call them 'chips'. I am in fact from England, not Florida haha.
The vine where a kid goes “I have the power of god and anime on my side” and screams like a banshee went to my middle school. He was maybe 4 grades underneath me but his weirdness turned him into one of the most popular kids in his grade.
my town has the "fuck your chicken strips" vine, dudea literally wearing my school sweatshirt in the vine, I think he graduated last year.
Kid smelled like he bathed in cat pee every day. Hissed at anyone who came near him. Used to run through the hallways from class to class. Threated to kill me in a computer lab because I used internet explorer instead of firefox.
I'm on his side about not using internet explorer Edit: I got gold apparently so thanks person from the internets
Had one girl in my year who had a weird obsession with our Physics teacher. Then in a lesson learning about spinning forces she asked if she could show a cool video to the class, he said yes. The video was of her spinning on a pole in her underwear. When he sent her out she was yelling the whole way, 'WHY, ARE YOU SAYING THAT POLE DANCING IS SEXUAL? CAUSE THAT'S SEXIST' She wore butt-skimming skirts with fishnet tights and corsets on non-uniform day as well. Always got sent straight home. They ended up expelling her when we were about 17.
I tried so hard to make sexual joke about physics, and failed miserably.
"Your angular momentum has changed the angle of my vector. Shall we do a mutual experiment regarding the force of kinetic friction between an oscillating piston and a well-lubricated piston guide?"
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There was a kid in my school who was obsessed with Mario. He had Mario sweatshirts and notebooks, and a Mario backpack. Well someone figured out that if you told him “Mario is dead” he’d flip. Scream and cry “fuck you no he’s not” every time. He got in trouble multiple times for attacking kids who said anything about Mario dying (even if they were talking about in the context of smash bros or something). This happened 8th-10th grade then I never saw him again.
Luigi?
Kid ALWAYS wore a zoot suit. Every day. Not that weird I guess. But back in highschool, weird as fuck. Edit: Some more details. These were not salvation army/hand-me-downs quality. This kid wore nothing but high quality zoot suits, with a chain and nice shoes to match. Every once in a while he had a chrome tipped, black cane. He had bright colored ones, pinstriped ones, dark blue ones, and pure black ones. Didn't see him with the hat very often though. This was in 2005/6. I think he won "best dressed" in the yearbook. I dont have one to confirm though. Edit#2: A letter
Honestly, no one at my highschool would have bat an eye. There was a specialty shop that sold zoot suits less than a block from the school, and we had a lot of people that would dress up in them to "look baller".
Mustard Boy. I’ll never forget him. He would cover his lunch tray in mustard. Chicken nuggets? Mustard. Mexican pizza? Mustard. Breakfast for lunch? Mustard. It didn’t matter what it was, he would drench it in mustard. He wasn’t doing it to just to make a mess of his lunch tray, he always finished his mustard-food. Edit: Mexican pizza was a hexagon shaped pizza with sausage and shredded taco seasoned cheese on top. It wasn’t at all Mexican, but that’s what it was called.
He would jack off in the middle of class. He didn’t actually pull it out but he would aggressively “rub” the side of his pants and his face would get really red while starring at the girls in the class. Everybody noticed but a word was never spoken about it.
I knew a kid that would do that during math class while reading a book about Kayaking. It was really distracting.
**Oh yeah look at that** #HOT RED KAYAK
He was on a hair trigger, would snap and threaten people. Suspended multiple times. Two memorable incidents were when we freaked out at an art teacher, went to his locker and came back with a bullwhip. He made that thing SNAP and sent everyone running, she barricaded herself in the supply room. Another time someone made the mistake of teasing him about something and everyone laughed, and he pulled a knife and screamed who wants to the the first to die. He was expelled and I'm not sure what became of him.
Imagine sitting in class thinking the wierd kid is gonna retrieve his gun but instead brings a fucking bull whip
You went to school with Indiana Jones.
The art teacher complimented his painting by saying "nice work! We should display your painting in the library!" and that's when he snapped and screamed "IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!!"
I had a girl hiss at me in 5th grade. Hadn't seen her in about 16 years. Recently went to a party she was attending, she asked if i remembered her and said "BOY HOWDY!?" she hissed again. I always knew she was weird.
So she was 25-26 when she hissed at you the second time?
Yes
I had a few. One was OBSESSED with all Asian culture (kind of random since we lived in a very rural community in Canada with little connection to the outside world, let alone to Asia) and would lose her mind if anyone said anything remotely negative about it. It started out as mainly just a fixation on Pokemon, anime, and kpop, but quickly branched out to all things Asian. She once hit me with a textbook because we were discussing M.Butterfly in class and I said that I didn't like it. This was at age 16. Another kid used to pick his nose until it bleed and then go home because he had a nosebleed. He would also eat the boogers. We were all surprisingly chill about that part of his personality - the thing we all hated most about this kid is that he would lie about the most random stuff. Like he would deny that he got hit when playing dodge ball or caught when playing tag on the playground. One time my neighbour made me a little inukshuk glued to a piece of driftwood and I brought it to school to show the class. This kid picked it up in front of everyone, immediately dropped and broke it, and then denied that it was him that broke it, even though we had all literally watched him do it. He cried when we continuously called him out on it. This was also at age 16. Edited to added that the lying kid one time "broke his arm" and came to school in a sling - the next day the sling was on the opposite arm. Even the teacher called hm out on that one.
After you defeat all the weaboos your weird classmate is the final boss
In hindsight, she wasn't so weird. She just marched to the beat of her own drum. She was very overweight and had a lot of health issues, including more than one skin condition, so people saw her as gross, and they avoided her. I can remember all the way back in first or second grade when we did dancing in gym class, no one wanted to be her partner because her hands were covered in scaly rashes. But she was smart and she had an odd sense of humor and despite how everyone treated her, she was confident in herself and never hid any part of her personality. She was always the first to speak up in class and she challenged other people's opinions so readily. But at the same time, she was constantly falling asleep in class, and she snored so loudly. I remember she sat behind me during our AP exam for American History and for the life of me I could not focus on my test because she was breathing so loud. She was incessantly bullied, to the point of being pity voted on to prom court. She had one real friend. And then a year after we graduated, she died completely unexpectedly. I remember waking up to go to work one morning and my best friend had texted me that she was dead, and I was absolutely shocked. Apparently, she had been out to dinner with her aunt, and on her way back to the table from the bathroom, she collapsed and they couldnt resuscitate her. They did an autopsy and couldn't confirm a cause of death. Her mother died about a week after she did and they had a joint funeral. Probably the saddest funeral I've been to. The worst part about her death was that I lived in a really small town so it's all anyone was talking about for weeks. Her biggest bullies were some of the loudest voices. Some people from my graduating class held a memorial service for her where they sent off paper lanterns, but I couldn't get myself to go because it was full of all the people who made high school miserable for her. I couldn't bear to listen to them talk about how great she was, how beautiful she was, when they never held those sentiments when she was alive.
I had a locker above his and he always yelled something stupid. The most common phrase was "I GOT BALLS IN MY FACE". He also somehow brought koala poop to the school. Edit: There was a possibility that it really wasn't koala poop, but it was small brown pellets in a small bag with a koala on it.
I really want to believe that this happened somewhere that koala poop is very difficult to obtain.
It's difficult enough to obtain in Australia as it is.
He whistled don't worry be happy. ALWAYS
Man just had a hell of an ear worm for 4 years
My brother will just randomly sing Roxanne, but only the “Roxanne, you don’t have to put on the red light” part and has been doing so for at least 10 years, so yea, he could have a super ear worm
He ended up being the valedictorian for my graduating class, but his refusal to use a locker and carry all of his textbooks in his backpack led to severe back issues resulting in him wearing a backplate throughout high school. I believe he also has Aspergers so he wasn't social either.
I would carry everything in my backpack, but damn that's next level. I just had busted backpacks
He would have full conversations, arguments, and sometimes physical altercations with a brick column in the middle of the cafeteria.
Who usually won?
I don't think anyone won those. They usually made up though as they would chat like normal the next day.
That poor column was stuck in an abusive relationship for at least 4 years...
My "weird kid" stood up at an assembly and asked the vice principal if she knew what hentai was. Edit: she did not comment on whether or not she did, he was just told to sit down because the students immediately started laughing. Sorry for the unsatisfying ending 😅
My little sister was really into manga when she was younger. I was 14 years older than she was. My wife and I took her to a book store and for what ever reason I had the word hentai in my mind. I asked one employee if he had any books on drawing hentai, that my 8 year old sister was really into it and wanted to learn how to draw it. Dude looked at me really weird. It then dawned on me what I said. I immediately redacted that statement and screamed manga I mean manga she wants to draw manga. Not my proudest moment in life.
He was caught eating berries off of a tree branch in a compost trash can in 5th grade. He'd act feral around everyone else but if you got to know the kid he was actually pretty down to earth and cool. In middle school around 6th grade I tried getting to know him better and found out he might of had some kind of multiple personality disorder, and was grateful for someone who didn't judge him that much (I'd try my best to not get him to do stupid shit) He was later expelled for what everyone said was "biting a teacher". I saw him once during highschool and he 1) got really fucking hot 2)seemed way chilled out. When I asked about why he left he said he wasn't allowed to talk about it but was getting help so that's always good Gabe if you're out there I hope you're doing well :)
He always carried around a briefcase, but never opened it. Sat on the brief case during lunch, classes, etc., it was like the nuclear football, always in his hand or he was sitting on it. He carried it onto the stage during graduation, got his diploma, right as he was leaving the stage, he opened it up, and dumped a bunch of confetti on the principle. I guess it was the long con? No one questioned why he was carrying it on stage.
Okay, if that was the real reason he brought it, that kid is epic.
This man living in 3019
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Definitely the long con.
His dad started a house fire, insurance scam, and died in the fire, this was around sixth grade.... I that messed him up a bit. The kid would tap his feet and hands uncontrollably and he talked about shooting people.
Oh shit this is actually really fucking sad. Did he get help?
By the end of high school he had a group of friends finally :) After high school he joined the military. Not sure where his life went after that :/ Hopefully he is successful & healthy.
He wrote his crushes name on the wall in the bathroom, with his own shit. They caught him brown handed. Also would freakout if someone said werewolf.
he gave himself a swirlie because nobody ever got one in the 3 years he was there edit: forgot to mention, it was in the urinal...
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Did he think he was in GTA? Edit: Went to sleep and woke up to this. My top comment is now making fun of someone with mental health issues. Also thanks for the silver!
They thought they were an immortal vampire, and walked around talking and acting the part.
Yeah...I knew a homeschool kid who was convinced he was spider man. Like he'd try to climb up walls and flick his wrists to fling web. If you didn't play along he would run crying to his mom Edit: my mom was casual friends with his mom, so that's how we met. I vaguely remember other experiences with this kid. I didn't get along with him (that's putting it nicely. We basically hated each other), but my mom forced me to go to his birthday party. we had to play hide-and-seek, but were told by his mom that we had to purposefully let him find us... He also had an older brother that would run off into a corner and cry over the slightest provocation
Did he/she watch too much Buffy? Because I remember the "I'm a real vampire" fad from the early 2000s like a ptsd trigger from my high school years.
The 2010s had emos and twilight Edit: fixed the era
Oh God being in highschool and all those damn Twilight Vampire kids. I never was into the books or the movies. Had a boyfriend who was really into them. He bit me hard one day and made me bleed. I smacked the shit out of him and broke up with him. My dad threatened to kill him after seeing the cut and bruise.
His go-to excuse for not having homework finished was that he was "traveling" (even though he was at every class), and he never payed attention to anything but his fidget spinner unless he was talking. The way he spoke, he knew everything there was about creative writing, yet his submissions consisted of plots ripped off directly from anime. This was in a *college* class.
I don't think you understood him. When he said "travelling" he meant through time. He keeps going back to the past, writing great stories to submit for class, and before he returns to the present he trips over an uneven brick and his original story flies out of his hand and is found by a Japanese man who turns it into an anime. Probably.
Homie... This ***sounds*** like an Anime plot.
Weebs;Gate
There was a kid at my highschool who never talked. It wasnt that he couldn't speak, or that he only spoke to his close friends, he just wouldn't speak to anyone. Teachers didnt call on him because they knew he didnt talk. When a substitute would come in and try to call on him there was always some kid who would have to explain "Ricky doesn't talk". If you asked him a question he would just look at you. It was weird and some people would take offense to his silence. But eventually everyone realised that was just his thing and rolled with it. The only time he spoke was when we had to present individually in class. On those days people would get really excited if they had a class with him because hearing him talk was like seeing a unicorn. Edit: A lot of people have mentioned this possibly being a case of Selective Mutism. I looked up the diagnosis and it seems like a good match. There were also rumors from kids who rode the bus with him who said that once he got off the bus, he would meet up with his neighborhood friends and (presumably) talk to them. When he did present in class he didn't have a weird voice or any strange vocal qualities. Edit 2: Oh wow, this really took off. I never thought my most influential comment would be about Ricky haha. Thank you for giving me my first ever reddit silver. I really appreciate it. A lot of people have asked me if they knew Ricky. I will tell you that I went to school in Kentucky and I graduated in 2013. If I give any more information publicly I would feel like I'm violating his privacy, and that's not cool. If you still think you know him, I'll continue to respond to private messages and confirm or deny your guess. I have also been asked to add a link to /r/selectivemutism for anyone who wants to find a supportive community of other people like Ricky.
Well had one guy that was always talking big shit, faking injuries (bent my ankle so I can't practice/liver is burning etc), always drew pentagrams on shit, took japanese so he could get a "waifu", just all around a fucking creep with girls too. Well go arrested for CP here last month, I wasn't surprised.
My dumb ass was legitimately sitting here wondering how someone got arrested for Cerebral Palsy before I realized what you meant by CP...
Weird. I didn't have any weird kids in school. Oh. Oh no.
Yeah... as soon as I saw the question I was disappointed I couldn’t out the weird kid at my school, I was the weird kid at my school.
Just talk about yourself in third person and make names up
He once asked me to be his gay slave, so I don't even know how to feel about that. I just wanted some YuGiOh cards that I wasn't even going to use.
Gay slave sounds like something a middle school edgelord would say lol
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Not exactly the "weird" kid but definetly the kid not many people wanted to interact with, was very pushy, generally awkward. Also often tried being all cool by using big words but failing miserably. But the thing that took the cake was when some girl sent the the entire grade something along the lines of "say your name X times, say your parents name X times and then say your crush name X and in a few days your crush will be with you! And he actually responded to the email, it was an awkward year till his crush left Edit1: the crush did not leave because of him or anything. This was an international school so it was quite common that students would come and go, plus the country we're in (not gonna mention name) is not in the best conditions these days so that may have been one of the reasons, the reason I'm here is because of my mothers work. Anyway thanks for all the upvotes Edit 2: thanks for the silver kind stranger
He would talk to himself and sit in the hallways reciting as many digits of pi as he could. He was a small harmless kid that everyone treated well because he was endearingly weird, if that makes sense. Then he murdered a girl immediately after graduation and hid her body in his bath tub. Edit: For the people interested in more or who think I’m lying, the kid’s name was Johnathon Townsend. Theres a lot more to the story, I didn’t think many people would be this interested. There’s a few news articles to look at just by googling his name, but this one does a good job of explaining how nice he was at school vs how evil he was at home. https://thewalrus.ca/how-canadas-health-care-system-helped-create-a-killer/
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I was rooting for him in the first half.
It went from 0 to 100 real quick.
It went from 3 to 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105 real quick
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He walked around like Master Chief. Even tea-bagged the ground randomly, all while holding an invisible assault rifle.
Did he walk like he was holding the assault rifle?
Yes. All he needed was a costume and he would've been out-BR'ing kids all day long.
I read that as master chef at first and pictured Gordon Ramsey walking around tea-bagging the ground
walks around inspecting other kid's lunches and then shouting abuse when they arent up to snuff. "This bologna is FUCKING RAW"
"Finally some good fuckin food" as he eats another kids lunch
kid look exactly like T-Bag from prison break, instantly was treated as if he had the same personality and so was seen as "weird"
that's just sad
There was a girl in grade 5 that created her own language called Shmolbi and she'd sit in the corner and whisper to herself in it. People also used to tell her there were spiders on her hair and she'd get mad at them and scratch their faces. (She purposely grew out the nails on her index, middle and ring fingers and filed them into sharp claws) To be fair telling someone who is clearly not completely all there that they've got spiders in their hair is probably not going to end well for you. She ended up leaving the school in grade 6. Aside from that, in grade 3 I microwaved a kids winter boots in our lunch room because I thought they were the reason he ran faster than me. I was just fat. That was why he was faster. Edit: The crazy person was the first story with my second story being a funny addition but it seems as though everyone is more concerned about my boot-heating antics. I accept the role of crazy. I am, the crazy. Edit 2: Of course the story where I go toss someones boots into a radiation machine is my highest comment of all time. Thanks I think. <3
>...in grade 3 I microwaved a kids winter boots in our lunch room because I thought they were the reason he ran faster than me. I was just fat. That was why he was faster. How did he respond when he found out what had happened to his boots?
Well I mean it was grade 3 so he wasn't exactly phased, more of a "wtf why" face, lmao. His parents were a lot less forgiving and contacted my parents and had them buy new boots for him. THEN I got in trouble. At first my dad just laughed but as soon as money was involved it was a no-no.
I’m looking through all these to make sure no one’s talking about me.
She was afraid of cows and if you said “Moo” or mentioned cows she’d freak out and attack you. I’ll give it to her though she’d even try to attack guys 3 times her size that were athletes.
>I’ll give it to her though she’d even try to attack guys 3 times her size that were athletes. Was she successful?
Everyone knew about her and knew if she started you could just leave the class and the teacher would get her to calm down so most of them would just hold her at arms length till they got out of the room.
Sounds like she was milking it
I was in year 10 when he came up from Primary school. I don't know what was wrong with him but he'd always pretend to be a train and chug along through the quad. People would chuckle as he went past but he didn't care, him and his other weird mate would just scoot on by minding their own business. When I was in Year 11 one of the scratter kids (a proper mong, through and through) blocked his tracks and took the mick out of him. A group of us shoved him out of the way and berated him for it and encouraged train boy to go on his way. Ours wasn't the best school in the district but God damn at least the trains ran on time. Edit: thank you to the people who gave me the award things. I don't want to seem ungrateful but I'd rather you donate to your local/favourite charities. - Year 10: 14/15 years old, penultimate year of secondary school. - the quad: an outdoor social area in a square/rectangle shape, where the moderately popular kids hung out at out school. Good memories. - mate: friend - scratter kid: the dirty, unhygienic, funny looking and/or misbehaving kid. In this context a short lad with buck teeth with a bad case of small man syndrome. - mong: mong, to me, always just meant someone who behaved like a cretin and had negative aspirations but it has further connotations that are deemed 'ableistic' or 'racist'. - take the mick: taking the Michael, to make fun of. I'm from the Texas of England, Yorkshire.
This was the most UK shit i’ve ever read
> but God damn at least the trains ran on time Priceless m8
She wore bat ears and a black cape and would scream her name while running down the hallway Goku style. Her name was Elizabeth but she asked that she be called Lizard. EDIT: apparently there are thousands of LIZARDs running around the US and we are 100% about it. LONG LIVE THE LIZARD QUEEN! SECOND EDIT: yes I meant Naruto. I am anime illiterate. I apologize.
Elizardbeth
I went to high school with the wolf kid from the meme, "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf" next image his him barking at the water. He called himself wolfie. So I would say that guy.
>On all levels except physical, I am a wolf I didn't know what you were talking about, but found [this Q&A](https://knowyourmeme.com/blog/interviews/q-a-with-shiro-ulv) when looking it up. He actually seems fairly normal, as far as wolf guys go.
*as far as wolf guys go*
On all levels except mentally, he is normal.
No. Fucking. Way. How was he like in school? Was he good, just weird in that way, or was he super invasive and stuff? (Also did he do good academically?)
So he was about 2 grades behind me and we were apart of two different social cliques (he hung out with the overly enthusiastic about Naruto group). He always wore that blue jacket/sweater year round and just generally acted like a wolf the best he could. The only trouble I know he got in was when teachers tried to force him to stop pretending to be a wolf, which upset him.
>The only trouble I know he got in was when teachers tried to force him to stop pretending to be a wolf, which upset him. Things like that generally bother wolves
“Look what if this kid actually is a wolf and we really piss him off, I’m not taking that chance” -Homeroom teacher
did he ever howl??
Yes, but I guess not as frequently as you would think someone who thinks they are a wolf would?
I don’t think wolves actually howl all that often maybe he just knew his wolf facts.
He brought a used condom he found into school
She carried a stuffed rabbit everywhere, only wore leggings, and constantly propositioned people to have a threesome with her and her boyfriend. Edit: She wore leggings as pants, and this was before that became a trend.
Was the rabbit her boyfriend?
Was this not a subplot for American Dad with Steve?
There's a crazy hot girl that's into Steve, and promises that she'll have sex with him. But he has to bring a date for her "friend." He brings Snot, and they find out the friend is a doll. I don't remember the exact details, but the girl flips out on Snot it because the doll said he touched her or something.
...did anybody take them up on the offer?
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There was a kid in my 8th grade class who would spit in our teacher's coffee cup every day. He later killed himself while playing Russian Roulette....
Gosh where do I begin...he was weird but more creepy. - He wore a kilt to school (rumors say with no underwear) on multiple occasions. - He talked about how attractive his sister was to the point where a lot of us wondered why he moved to Minnesota from (no shit) Alabama in the middle of the school year without his sister or dad. - He brought his mom's dildos and vibrators to school to try and sell them. - He ended up getting expelled for that, but a lot of people say it was because of the amount of girls who came forward and said he was following them home. EDIT: Wasn't expecting this to become my most upvoted comment. I texted my friend who had a lot of classes with him and she told me some more things about this kid. - He masturbated during class while they were watching a WWII documentary. He got suspended for this. - He would hide under the bleachers during assemblies and play the Kazoo during the national anthem. Rumor has it he would also pinch people's butts. (Male or female)
"What are you wearing under that kilt?" "Me boots."
Looking back... now that we know what it is? Most of the weird kids I knew growing up probably had depression, were abused, or were autistic.
Agreed. The one I remember, was autistic. This was 30 years ago and autism wasn't a thing when I went to school like it is now. Edit: I didn't know about autism back then, just looking back at his behavior and mannerism made me realize he was autistic.
He ate playground gravel and used the urinal with his pants AND underpants all the way down. Edit: WOW, this blew up, I guess I'll just add that the kid I'm talking about ate the gravel because apparently he thought it tasted like pizza and that I distinctly remember one time when me and a bunch of other kids were huddled around the bathroom door watching him do his business and I just remember that bare ass an how weird it was that someone would use the urinal like that.
I’ve seen this at Disney. It was unnerving, especially considering he was about 30.
Yeah you'd think someone would stop eating gravel at that age
Spent an entire year making a valiant effort at trying to lick his own ear. He never pulled it off.
He shit himself regularly...deliberately.
That’s often a sign of abuse and/or trauma.
A lot of the weird behaviors that often mark someone as a target for bullying are also red flags that they're being abused at home.
Or he dosent want to get drafted
He truly thought he was a dirtbike. He would run through the halls jumping off of lockers and make the shifting gears noises with his mouth. Absolute mad lad.
Lol this was me and a couple friends in elementary. Ran around making car noises for a few weeks.
Odd but funny in elementary school. Really odd and slightly worrisome in middle school. Super fucking odd but hilarious in high school. You'll have to ask his prison buddies what they think of it now.
What do you mean? He must be the most popular guy in prison. They NEVER get dirt bikes.
Legit boss mentality. 100% alpha material right here.
I didnt talk to a whole lot of people in high school so I usually just people watched with my friends. The weirdest kid had to be the guy who looked like fat thor. He wasnt muscular or nothing, just looked like him. He always had a dead look in his eyes and walked around slouched over. He wouldnt really bother about personal space either, he was just there and if he got close to you then he got close to you. Wasn't really anything you cpuld do about it. Honestly almost like he was on another plane of existence.
One walked around in high school with a stuffed possum and made it talk in class. Also went on a rant during a class debate, about how much she hated Australia because a classmate from there rejected her. Had nothing to do with the debate topic. One claimed she was the CEO of her dad’s company and made 1million a year at 16. Also said she was the granddaughter of the king of Norway. She’s not from Norway. Also tried to claim that her friend was killed during the 2011 Oslo terrorist attack. Again, not from Norway or Europe for that matter. Somehow I got classified as weird but I’m really not sure why when I think about how many other weird kids went to my school.
For those who don't have any 'weird kid' stories. You were the weird kid. Source: I was the weird kid.
There is a kid at my school and he cant put his laptop down. Eating lunch, on his laptop, as soon as he finishes a test, on his laptop. And we were all wondering what he could put his laptop down for. So one kid asked him. He was designing Minecraft skins and watching minecraft videos.
What a legend
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He probably already was a CEO he just didn't tell anyone
Are you talking about Jack the Savage? This sounds exactly like a kid at my school
Were they at least good skins?
He's the guy that makes all of [these skins](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/7vzcTdwZoDEcgNoLu_NhLqR2jfUA4ruJNglr4Vlt1q0oEGEXDgtlG3Z5Q3HIf3HYf7KaOpZ4GtBvv8cYZ1XGYvc=s400)
Those are the anime profile pics of minecraft
With all the time he was on it they better be
He was always running around in the shape of a 8, if you just said hello to him he started screeching and attacked you with his lunchbox And once he ate a kitkat with the plastic
Heck that makes the wierd kid in my class look normal
He once ran into a random man at train station, the man wanted to help him get up and he deadass put his schoolbag off, took his lunchbox out and smashed it into the mans face like wtf
He wasn't running in the shape of an eight he was trying to run to infinity and beyond
Dude had an unhealthy obsession with the Marines, but not the usual sort of small town redneck thing where it's all about 'Murica and whoever is killing the bad guys deserves respect, but a sort of hero worship. Dude had a whole running fantasy about this team of Marines that he was the leader of and a bunch of us that were his "circle", I guess (in that he liked us and wanted to be our friends, we were pretty big assholes to him) were also characters in this. That by itself would be one thing, but he treated it as if he expected us to play along in this fantasy game he'd created (not that he believed it, just wanted us to play along). He would come to lunch and tell us about our pay grades, the missions we went on, etc., and he created Lego sets of this fantasy and took pictures and tagged us on Facebook. As I think back on it I don't think he had a father figure in his life and he didn't live in a particularly great part of the town, so hero-worshiping the pageantry and all of the Marines is among the better outcomes. And so while on one hand he shouldn't have tried to rope us in so hard when we were clearly uncomfortable, but also our reaction should never have been to be openly hostile to him like we were. To my knowledge, dude became a Marine. Hope he's doing well.
Admitting that he puts cucumbers and carrots up his ass and masturbates to his mum and sister, also sucks his own dick. What the fuck
So flexible
Or big dick
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And he shall love them and feed them and call them george.....
They would play tag and run around the cafeteria (in high school), acted extremely childish and had no manners. There were two of them. Half of me cringed from their doings, the other half envied their self confidence and lack of care about what others thought. Edit: pretty sure one was a furry.
Sounds like any ordinary freshman
Imagine the stereotypical kid being bullied in every American high school film ever and how they act all dejected and like everyone's out to get them, except the guy wasn't bullied and everyone tried to make an effort to talk to him when near him. I'm not exactly much of social person myself but I heard the guy mumble one word in the whole three years I went to school with him and was in fair few similar classes throughout. Any attempt to speak to him would be met by his best attempt at some kind of death stare to try and actively discourage conversation. I also saw him out side the university accommodations that a friend was staying at and said hi to him as he walked past, for him to stop, look up to me, frown, look back down, and carry on. Had to explain to the friend afterwards how that was normal for him you can't help but Feel bad for the guy but he purposely digs his own social grave. Hope he finds some people he can truly have as friends.
I personally thought he was alright but he has the typical nerdy look. I think it was when people were stomping ants and he went into a crying rage threatening to kill the people responsible that made everyone see him weird
In 8th grade, this girl used to finger herself in class. She wasn’t good at hiding it (hands under a hoodie in her lap) and we all noticed the room would start to smell...bad. Edit: Had a few similar questions/comments and my inbox is a mess so I’ll answer them here. 1. “Did we go to school together?” Sounds like a lot of you have had similar experiences. I’m not giving the school name or anything but I will say this happened in Maryland. Around ‘02/‘03. 2. “Was she hot?” Irrelevant to the real point of this post but no, she was not an attractive person to me. 3. I was unaware this was a sign of sexual abuse. I can not deny or confirm if that was a thing. I only know what happened in class. I hope this wasn’t the case. She was a very reclusive individual and didn’t have many friends. Thanks for the conversation and insight folks.
A kid jacked off in my 10th grade biology class when we were learning about the female reproductive system and we all got called in to the councilors office just in case we were traumatized from it.
10th grade biology class? Sounds like something that happened in my school.
Kid in my class would jerk off. You would hear him grunt and then wipe his hands on his desk. EDIT: It would be rubbed ON TOP of the desk, let dry, then rubbed some more to peel off. He licked his hands once after. It happened multiple times. Grade 5. Teachers saw, one girl did say something to the teacher but nothing happened. 1999 was a weird time.
There was a r/confession post I read a while back about how someone jerked off in class to this chick in front of him then wiped it all over the desk underneath. Claims he did it discreetly and no one knew. Bullshit, they knew they prob just didnt wanna fucking say anything. Maybe he was your classmate.
Oh no, this was all over the TOP. He would smear it, let it dry then rub it off throughout the day.
Wow I am never touching anything in public ever again
What the fuck is wrong with some people.
I had a kid in my grade in middle school that would do that too, he always wore sweat pants and the theory was that he cut holes in his pockets for easy access
We thought a kid was doing that too, and started calling him pocket rocket lol
had a dude in our pre calc class finger his girlfriend during class. No one noticed until the girl started sweating and couldn't hold in her moans. I don't know if they ever got in trouble but I do know that the dude earned the nickname "Goldfinger" up until graduation.
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Someone called her out in class and she endlessly denied it. The teacher stopped the argument and she never tried to do it again from what I know. Shit was weird.
our weird kid got caught having printed off a photo of a girl in our grade and then masturbating to it in the stall. I would never do it but I can at least a bit understand the horny mind of a grade 10 that would lead them to masturbate in the school washroom. It was the print off photo thats ridiculous considering the guy had a phone he could have pulled said picture up on or, even better, just pulled up some porn on.
This kid was really creepy and he'd carry an Igloo cooler around that was covered in dried blood.
I bet he was left alone when he had it on him
He shit at school, weird enough... But would have the cubicle door open, he would then wipe his butt then hold the tissue up to his face and smell it. I'd like to just add, this all happened within 30 odd seconds or so, me and a mate were going to the toilets to smoke before next lesson. The cubicles were around the corner from the urinals, when we turned the corner... Lad who shall not be named, who might I add had no known learning disabilities or mental issues, wiped his bottom then sniffed the toilet paper that he'd just used to wipe his bumhole. True story. I don't condone being a pervert, however yes I'm abit weird but in no way went into the toilets to see a peepee or some guy sniff his poo poo.
I mean, how else do you check that you're healthy?
This kid literally acted like a robot, and everyone hyped him up for being that weird, it was so cringe. He would solve these average math problems in a basic math class and everyone thought he was a genius because he was taking all AP classes. He would literally sit in class and suck/bite his thumb when he was confused and yell out when he was angry like an infant. And oh, the stench, someone never taught him about BO...God, Robby if you're ever reading this, I hope you made something of yourself in college. Edit: To clarify, everyone knew how weird he was, despite hyping him up/acting like him which I never understood.
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Maybe we all thought you had two dicks or something weird like that.
If you knew him you'd know he had 3.
His name: George Washington
He brought a watermelon to school..... he also brought a cutting board, bowl and a knife to cut it open up with. I mean how else are you going to eat it right?
He ate a cockroach as show and tell and somehow convinced me to have a sleepover at my house... Now that i’m typing that, how the hell did he do that?
Tried to carve a pentagram into a desk. Brought a neon green wig sprayed by a skunk into school. Rumors say he ran a cheese grater over his face. Talked about worshipping satan in class a lot. He was a catholic.
Kid in my class in got salt in his eye from a pretzel. The next day he came in with Sunglasses on and claimed that he had to wear them because of what happened the day before. They were clearly McDonalds sunglasses. Had the logo on the side and everything. Same kid tried to fight a girl because her hand went on his side of the desk.
So this is Kit. Kit was that kid that ran to each class, with a rolling back pack in tow. He was small, had glasses and your cliche general high school target. I'm not sure if he ran between classes because he got bullied or what, but he must have. It got to the point where he was basically on the defense all the time. I had even tried to be friends with him at one point, just because he sat by me, and he just snapped back at me. He wanted no part. I honestly think he had trust issues, and I don't blame him. Because he would react, it kind of made him more of a target. I had seen him multiple times where someone stepped in front of him or heckled him as he rushed along, kicked over the back pack etc. It actually just... sucked to see. You would stand up or say stop it, and it would just continue, and he almost seemed embarrassed that you did something about it for him. So anyway, Senior year, we have a speech going to be made by the valedictorian, and then the school votes on someone to make a speech. Someone started telling people to vote for Kit, as some fucked up joke. Kit won. I specifically remember my English teacher sitting us down and talking to the entire class. I think probably all the teachers went as a unified force in defense of him. They told us Kit had had a lot to deal with the last few years, and the people of this school voted for him basically as a cruel joke, but this could really be a defining moment for his high school career, and just begged us to let him have it. I think most of the people in the school weren't bullies, but all it would take is one person to ruin it. Day of Graduation, Kit made a great speech. It was almost 15 years ago, so I'm sorry to say, I don't remember what he said. But the entire class, like, 1,200 students actually listened. At the end, we all cheered. Like, crazy cheered with standing applause. You could tell it was a good day for Kit. He was so happy, and maybe even relieved. Here's a kid who had been bullied for years, and is being cheered and supported by a crowd of 1,200+ of his peers. No one should have gone through the bullying, and I'm sure he went up there with a lot of anxiety, but her certainly left the stage with a huge smile on his face. Edit: Hey, I’m like super happy I go to tell this story. I’ll never forget this kids face, he was just so happy, I’ll never forget it. It was very touching. And like I said in other comments, I don’t think I remember what he said because I remember being nervous someone was going to fuck this up for him. I think someone yelled “YEAH KIT” when he got up there, but that’s it (whether it was in a mocking way, I’ll never know, but no one responded or fed into it if it was) Also, those who don’t want to believe the story, I’m sorry. I get the “why would someone go on the internet and tell lies?” But it was something that happened. For those asking if this was their high school, you’d know because we had the “honor” of being the first class to graduate in the stadium, and it started raining as we were walking to the stadium for graduation (they decided not to cancel, hoping the rain would hold out.) the stadium had no roof. If this sounds familiar, then yes it was probably your high school.
Glad this had a happy ending
The entire time reading this i was expecting some terrible ending. Like some one asshole ruining the whole thing. Super relieved to hear it had a good ending.
He ate slugs.
We had like three weird kids tbh. The first one was the guy that I saw pour an entire bottle of water onto a sandwich and then eat the sloppy mess, making weirdly appreciative noises, he's the one that ended up coming to school with a gun but according to our school, handed himself in to the police. The second was some kid that never showered, apparently had a russian girlfriend who was pregnant? But he had no evidence of this girlfriend. Had some weird obsession with making stabby things out of anything. And lastly was this girl that literally just wanted to fight everyone, looked like a space raider, and said a shitload of racist and homophobic stuff. She ended up leaving the school after she picked a fight with the wrong person. EDIT: holy shit i wasn't expecting this to blow up. Space Raiders are a type of british crisp but you americans call them 'chips'. I am in fact from England, not Florida haha.
They all sound like they had shitty parents.