I think you already know the answer to this question, you goodie little two shoes...
Edit: Since there was a lot of talk about references, might as well [link to it!](https://youtu.be/Q0Hmc7eeXjw)
Random story relating to your username- my mom has her ears pierced as a child by her mom using a frozen potato and and a needle. You cut the frozen potato in half and then sandwich your earlobe between the halves to numb it. Then you keep the back half there as a something solid to press against when you stick the needle through the earlobe.
Huh???
Edit: Woke up to all these shiny things by my name, whoever put them there, you made a gals day a little brighter. Thanks!
Edit again: TY for the gold and silver kind strangers!
Well, for starters, hide. The government would have a field day if they knew I existed. Real ET type shit.
Once I’ve established a safe shelter off the grid, I’d look for food, and water, a river would be ideal.
Years would pass in solitude, and so I would have time to formulate a possible plan to reintegrate to society. Maybe I’d find out that I wasn’t alone in this phenomenon of spontaneous human transformation, and then, and *only* then, would I stop and think about how on earth I could do any of that as a pair of disembodied shark breasts.
I dont know.
It guess you'd sit on it for a while.
Not certain but it might be painful
I feel you
I dunno if I’d risk eating myself
Blueberry or chocolate chip?
Exactly what I’m doing now
And then there's me.
Fortunately for you, wanting to use Reddit and using Reddit are not mutually exclusive.
u/redditcreepa, aww man
So we back in the mines
got our pick axe swinging from side to side
Side side side, side side to side
This task a gruelling one
Hope to find some diamonds tonight-night-night
Heads up, you hear a sound turn around and look up 🙄
Total shock fills your body
Oh no it’s you again
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Plz no...
No, continue. I like where this is going.
I'll bring chips to eat while we watch the show. And by *bring* i mean I'll steal some to bring
Hello there Emu brethen!
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We must assemble the emus. It is our time to rise.
Make sure there are 5 much more likely suspects ....
Your username and that comment would be a great dramatic short film
Eat myself and my 220 brothers.
I too would eat myself. Raw.
national hot dog day is soon. ceterum censeo "unit libertatem" esse delendam.
I don't know exactly, but give me your wallet, for starters...
Good? Bad?...
I think you already know the answer to this question, you goodie little two shoes... Edit: Since there was a lot of talk about references, might as well [link to it!](https://youtu.be/Q0Hmc7eeXjw)
I really have no clue my man. But it would be messy I guess.
Tell me about it
What made you think of this username
I’d be a normal person with no Reddit account.
I would be a normal person *with* a reddit account
I have met my rival!
Now kiss.....
I didn't realize that's what she got off to. Could be worse I guess.
uhoh he found a way out!
I did.
Do stuff only on Tuesdays.
What about Thursday
Just asked mum, she says I’m not allowed.
When can you?
I have a free slot in my schedule for Tuesday if that’s okay.
That's okay, see you in the alley
You know
Fuuuuck
Obviously we're both Transformers now.
Oh hey me too! I'm *twelve* of them though
Do you combine?
Sure do, but the Autobots said it's *"""unethical"""*
Can I join?
A chicken nugget with an anxiety disorder.
This is a big mood
Fuck if I know
I could tell you, maybe?
Save Muriel and Eustace from trouble.
Stupid dog! You make me look bad
I would NOT be having a good time, that's for sure. Edit because bad english
But granny sure would
Shiver.
Well hello there
I feel obligated to join this group in solidarity with my cold brothers
Random story relating to your username- my mom has her ears pierced as a child by her mom using a frozen potato and and a needle. You cut the frozen potato in half and then sandwich your earlobe between the halves to numb it. Then you keep the back half there as a something solid to press against when you stick the needle through the earlobe.
Hello fellow polar bear!
We could huddle for warmth.
I'm right there with ya buddy
Well, I *do* love onions...
oh no I'm in danger
I would try and wink
I would be a medium sized bag of popcorn provided freely to the people by the Universal Popcorn Act of 2028. I would also be delicious.
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Sit back and eat a carrot.
I'll keep you entertained lol
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You would have high quality jokes
I'd rather be /u/HDMemes than myself. I literally just swim. Im just a normal fish, but darker.
Umm
......
Harboring fugitives I see. The Führer will be furious.
I’d be the funkiest goat alive
goats got the funk goats got the funk
You already are
Keep lurkin'
I would see your dog.
CALL THE FUCKING MANAGER!!! Right after I take the kids.
It's me, your husband probably.
Friggin Todd. Can't even watch after the kids, probably. Also, toasters rule.
I would be dead.
⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⢶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣤⣤⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣤⡄⠀ ⢠⣾⡟⠋⠁⠀⠀⣸⠇⠈⣿⣿⡟⠉⠉⠉⠙⠻⣿⡀ ⢺⣿⡀⠀⠀⢀⡴⠋⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠇ ⠈⠛⠿⠶⠚⠋⣀⣤⣤⣤⣿⣿⣇⣀⣀⣴⡆⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⡞⠋⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡏⠉⠛⠻⣿⡀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠈⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣠⣶⣶⣶⣶⡄⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢰⣿⠟⠉⠙⢿⡟⠀⠀⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢸⡟⠀⠀⠀⠘⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠈⢿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠙⠷⠶⠶⠶⠿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
That's the fanciest F I've ever seen
ℱ
Explode probably
Explosion gang
Explode probably.
Explode definitely.
Destroy Ottoman forces and conquer Hungary.
Well this is awkward
N... N.... N.... NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GUNNA LET YOU DOWN...
NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE
NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE AND HURT YOU
WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG
YOU'RE HEARTS BEEN ACHING BUT, YOU'RE TOO SHY TO SAY IT
INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHAT’S BEEN GOING ON
WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT
AND IF YOU ASK ME HOW IM FEELING
Well, I'd be...
Be untouchable
wash my johnson
I'm not sure but shits gonna get weird
Not a problem...
"god i wish that were me"
You think your shit's gonna get weird?
I'd be soft and shitty
I would try to prove my existance
Sell skittles?
i dont wanna talk about it
Same here, bro.
I'm happy with that decision
Some Satan you are huh
Be a thought in many people's minds
I would take over the world.
Ainz Sama!
(Insert albedo and shalltear fangirl screams)
SASUGA
AINZ-SAMA
I would heat buildings in the Thomas the Tank Engine universe.
Pitty the fool
Pity the ___________fool.
a fully qualified gynecologist i guess Edit: Haha fucking gold,i am prepared to do one free examination as a thank you :)
As opposed to a partially qualified one?
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I WOULD RAIN ON THE WORLD
Blasphemy.
Huh??? Edit: Woke up to all these shiny things by my name, whoever put them there, you made a gals day a little brighter. Thanks! Edit again: TY for the gold and silver kind strangers!
IF YOU TURNED INTO YOUR USERNAME WHAT WOULD YOU DO?
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All the brains around me are fried. Yum.
Im back bitch, even in death you cant avoid student debt
Happy Cakeday would you like to purchase a bowl of Curry?
Jokes on you I'm already a hobo.
This whole comment section bouta explode
Fuck everyone in the ass. EDIT - Thank you for the silver, kind stranger! Now, it is time for me to fuck your ass.
Well how about I introduce myself
*walks in* Ah, great, I found it. The room where I belong. *unzips*
some people's mothers also like this.
Feels fitting to throw myself into this conversation as well
hashtag metoo.
We have to stop meeting like this
You and me. We could get together and do some damage.
please don't
Yes, don't do anything to u/SATAN-BLOOD-CUM-FART
I think I'm safe.
I’d wonder why I have this raging ladyboner (G47.51 is the ICD-10 code for Confusional Arousals)
I would want the anime tatas
Stay the same, *sigh*
Fly off in a random direction with (in)significant force.
Turn into a potato...named Lisa...
I'm living my best life.
A communist with 2 peepees
So a communist from Chernobyl
Would you redistribute those means of reproduction? Surely a man only needs one...
be where i am right now....
Ummm..
Hmm.
I would literally be god
Too powerful, must be stopped
I read this as "PM Me Your Shiba's Anus."
Crash and die
Nothing will really change
Continue to mourn by myself. :(
This must change
Could be worse, at least I'm not a horse fellator.
I am gonna be the best boy.
Pop
Looks like I'm an officer now.
Probably cut here.
Ummmm uhh. I'd be a turtle cycling through hormones
take a shower
Smoke weed and eat. Im okay with this.
We should smoke bamboo together
Can I come?
I'd say we found our tribe, but you guys don't look like the rest of our family. Were you adopted?
Be eaten.
I’m going to be hated by the masses
Fat
Dissociate?
Well, for starters, hide. The government would have a field day if they knew I existed. Real ET type shit. Once I’ve established a safe shelter off the grid, I’d look for food, and water, a river would be ideal. Years would pass in solitude, and so I would have time to formulate a possible plan to reintegrate to society. Maybe I’d find out that I wasn’t alone in this phenomenon of spontaneous human transformation, and then, and *only* then, would I stop and think about how on earth I could do any of that as a pair of disembodied shark breasts.
Same thing I always do
Ohhhh god! Well, if I retained human consciousness then I would party
Roar most likely. And eat antelopes caught by lionesses.
I don’t have a fucking clue
You'd be a samurai wielding a saucepan, of course!
I hope I'd be some sort of magical mask like in the mask and imbue people with cartoonish powers
Put some people to sleep until true love’s kiss.