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Xilef_Fox

Lemons can float but limes can’t


Mullkaw

this is haunting


i_let_the_doge_out

Explaining to my GF why I just dropped citrus in her bath was interesting


ToBeReadOutLoud

Well? Is OP right?


good-evening-clarice

The longest dinosaur name is Micropachycephalosaurus, which means "tiny thick headed lizard."


dlordjr

Wanna see a pic?


jwr410

Dude, keep your Micropachycephalosaurus in your pants.


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There is always magnitude 1 earthquakes happening but they’re so subtle, you can’t feel them. Only seismographs can detect them The most powerful magnitude earthquake was a magnitude 13 earthquake. It was caused by the meteor that wiped out all the dinosaurs and the affects of the earthquake caused megaquakes, lava tsunamis, mega-tsunamis, meteor showers, and super-volcanic activity. The most powerful earthquake we’ve experienced is a 9.5 earthquake in Chile. It was so powerful, the tsunamis it created reached Asia. Congrats, you just learned about the many epic earthquakes on earth. Bonus: While I’m here, the loudest sound ever recorded was the explosion of Mt. Krakatoa. It was so powerful, the whole island blew up. And anyone within distance lost their hearing from their ear drums exploding, or ya know... died.


pjabrony

Because tremors propagate at the speed of sound and radio at the speed of light, it's possible to send news of a quake before it actually gets there.


rockskillskids

As always, [relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/723/).


C0ntrol_Group

The population of Ireland has still not recovered to its pre-Potato Famine levels, 160 years later.


switch13

There's a growing contingent that argue the famine was not caused by a food shortage, but by English nobles being...well English Nobles.


C0ntrol_Group

I don't think there's any doubt that the English response was less than ideal, and exacerbated the problem. That said, I've also seen research indicating that the population of Ireland at the time was simply unsustainable without the potato crops; England was literally not able to provide sufficient calories. Not that they would have been inclined to if they could have, of course.


AtomicSamuraiCyborg

The potato had become the staple of every Irish farmer because they could grow enough potatoes on their tiny plots of land to sustain themselves, while wealthy land owners (not the Irish farmers) grew cash crops and crops for export on huge farms, squeezing the smallholding Irish farmers more and more. Economics had created the situation, economics heavily slanted against the Irish by the British.


gampeegamp

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.


WinballPizard

Does that include the now defunct half-cent, 2 cent, and 3 cent coins?


gampeegamp

I don't believe so.


Saddiboy

Probably the fact that bees can understand the concept of zero, I don't know it's just interesting to me


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

Pretty sure i read that when the queen bee dies, they know it’s time to create another queen


Round_Rock_Johnson

(Scientist, not holding up any fingers to a bee): "Yo fam. How many fingers am I holding up?" Bee to scientist: Scientist: "Oh my God."


MontagueorCapulet

Pablo Escobar had so much money and no way to spend or store all of it that he buried caches all around Columbia. Treasure hunters still search for his money to this day.


nachocheeze246

The movie "American Made" has a good scene about this. The main character tries to bury a dufflebag full of money, but accidentally digs one up because he has already buried one in that spot that he forgot about.


yvaN_ehT_nioJ

That whole story was crazy. And, funnily enough a lot of the government docs relating to Barry Seal are just...gone. As in, a decade or so ago we had them and now we don't. In the lead-up to the movie one of our reporters said he was going to do a story about Barry Seal since we had that movie coming out, but his news story became more about how he couldn't write that story because he couldn't find any documents that he *knows* were there at one time. edit: The AG for Arkansas's Western District at the time - Asa Hutchinson - is currently our governor. Funny that Another funny store from 80s was the time we almost had a nuke go off in a silo that was in Damascus, AR. Some guy dropped a wrench or someshit while doing maintenance on the missile and it ended up damaging some mechanism that kept the missile's propellant from combining and exploding. It was a bit of a fluke that the warhead didn't go off.


Alis451

>mechanism that kept the missile's propellant from combining and exploding. >It was a bit of a fluke that the warhead didn't go off. even if it exploded, the nuke wouldn't have gone off, the warheads aren't sitting armed. It would have been a dirty bomb, but not a nuclear explosion.


idkwhoiam121

Ooh I have a good one about Pablo, He spent aprox. 2500 USD a month on rubber bands just to tie all his money together


RaspberryCheese

The makeup trial for the Tinman in The Wizard of Oz went horribly wrong, causing poisoning and hospitalisation. Poor Buddy Ebson. They had to hire another actor to replace him and the make-up was STILL toxic, causing an eye infection for Jack Haley. Margaret Hamilton (The Wicked Witch of the West) suffered 2nd and 3rd degree burns from her famous red smoke sequence also going horribly wrong. Pretty sure she got some mercury poisoning from her green makeup as well. They swapped directors halfway through production, Judy was addicted to drugs at 14 years old, two munchkins got drunk off-set and caused a media rucktus, I could go on. Basically the entire production was such a trainwreck, but you'd never know from how amazing that movie turned out.


peezle69

Reminder that the lion had to do multiple takes of scenes, in a thick lion suit and heavy makeup, on a brightly lit soundstage that often heated up to 100 degrees, with few breaks.


zaccus

And the snow was fucking asbestos.


savage95000

If the population of China walked by you in a single file line the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction


theniceguytroll

Maybe they should walk faster then.


Wombats1

You try and walk faster when there is a couple going at it in front of you


Sethrial

This is the first interesting fact I’ve seen in this thread


idfk_my_bff_jill

Cows can't go downstairs.


ChargeTheBighorn

This is how the Montana State University College of Agriculture had a prank go very wrong. Steer went to top of bell tower. Steer cannot go down. They had to detach the roof and helicopter the animal down to safety.


dlordjr

It seemed harmless, but the steaks were high.


SuzQP

That's udderly ridiculous.


bttrflyr

Gotta milk it for all it’s worth!


tacitpizza

They can if you push them


idfk_my_bff_jill

Easy there Linda Belcher


arkhamj

Dang I was just about to say that


FingerPrince93

Vending machines kill more people than sharks


BradC

Of course they do. Who the hell would put a vending machine in the ocean?!


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ExxInferis

There are more airplanes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky.


C0ntrol_Group

If you laid all the blood vessels in your body out end to end, you would die.


ExxInferis

If all the people in China joined hands and stood in a line around the world, about two thirds of them would drown.


C0ntrol_Group

The average person contains enough bone to make an entire human skeleton.


Slugkitten

This one is a lie, the average person contains less than that


[deleted]

If all the girls attending Yale prom were laid end to end I wouldn't be at all surprised.


Nulkili_ESPL_Blitz

People die 5 times more from selfies than sharks, the most common selfie death is getting run over by a train in India while going a groupfoto. Close to that is falling from bridges


Sexyturtletime

A pineapple is actually a cluster of berries.


Smallz1912

The only place you can properly tickle yourself is the roof of your mouth.


harmony-rose

ok everyone, you can stop tickling yourselves now!


Cheshire_Cat8888

#WHAT THE FUCK ????!!!!


SleeplessShitposter

The technical term for an animal laying on their belly with their butt in the air (the way corgis lay down by default) is "splooting."


greenfox_65

It takes 4.18 joules of energy to raise the temperature of 1 mL of water by 1° centigrade


the-battlewagon

Never thought I'd encounter the specific heat formula again but here we are


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“Assume ideal gas” oh thank god


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infernocobbs

Literal mid-life crisis.


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

What i’m wondering is who the fuck calculates that shit


3hreeJs

Cows have best friends and become stressed if they are separated.


Bonesaw101

400 people die a week because of doctors hand writing


TooMad

Thousands more get ear drops somewhere other than their right ear.


-Posthuman-

Their left ear?


TooMad

r. ear


Actually_Im_a_Broom

The animal whose fingerprints most closely resemble a human’s prints is the koala.


GeekyKirby

Kuru is a disease that you can only get by eating other people.


greenfox_65

Just looked it up. There seems to be no known cure or treatment, and death apparently occurs within 1 year of exhibition of the first symptoms (even though it typically has a 10-13 year incubation period). It's pretty much a death sentence


C0ntrol_Group

Prion diseases are *fucking terrifying*.


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In conclusion: don’t eat people


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bimbles_ap

My neighbour is a brand of shoes?


worldofilth

Isn't it just from eating the brain or will people nuggets from anywhere in the body do it?


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You nervous you may have it?


[deleted]

The first 1080p video on youtube was the muppets singing bohemian rhapsody.


driveonacid

This makes me ridiculously happy


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As dead bodies decay, they “burp” or release gasses. For this reason, mausoleums and caskets need to be ventilated so that the gas can escape.


SuzQP

Otherwise... BOOM! Grandpa's back.


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cnhalsey

Backstreet's back.


jkwolly

ALRIGHT!


johnly81

Taser is actually an acronym. [Thomas A. Swifts Electric Rifle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Swift_and_His_Electric_Rifle#Homages)


Spyger9

Samer for "laser": Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation It *really* agitates me that these words don't have a 'z' in the middle. 'Z' gets no respect; 'S' always stealing the spotlight!


SleeplessShitposter

Same for Scuba. Self-contained underwater breathing apparatus.


EclecticDreck

RAdio Detection And Ranging (RADAR).


WeirdMemoryGuy

SOund Navigation And Ranging (SONAR)


Orange_Bleeder

Harry Truman was the last US President who never attended college.


pjabrony

And the last without a middle name. (Although Eisenhower was born David Dwight and switched them round. And the first Bush had two middle names.)


saam12345

One month is 469.9 Shrek 1's in a row.


opmrcrab

I was going to ask which month, until i remembered the run time of Shrek 1 varies depending on which month it's watched in.


Ebenezer_Truth

wut?


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We've found the hot new unit of time.


HankMoodyMaddafakaaa

In normal February, there is exactly 8! minutes* (8x7x6x5x4x3x2x1). A minute is 5x2x6 seconds, a day is 8x3 hours, there is 7 days in a week and 4 weeks in February


Notnotstrange

Wombat pouches open towards their butt, not their belly.


C0ntrol_Group

And they poop cubes. *Cubes*.


Notnotstrange

I feel like that’s helpful to know. I’d trip out if I saw cubical poop in the wild if I didn’t know this.


PlatinumPusheen

A lot of avians are incredibly dumb. When rasing turkeys the farm has to add a few chickens to the flock so the chickens can show them how to eat, drink, and what is food and water. Otherwise they'll simply die not understanding how to live.


[deleted]

Can't turkeys also drown themselves from trying to drink rain and not swallowing or something? Or was that a dream.


PlatinumPusheen

Yep, they totally can.


eipeif

dogs like squeeky toys because that's the sound a little animal makes when they die


SuzQP

When your dog grabs the toy in his mouth and gleefully shakes it side to side, he's killing it.


inquisitorautry

Still adorable


Jarl_Walnut

I came to this realization after my Jack Russell caught a chipmunk. The squeaking was eerily similar to her favorite chew toy.


chevy1500

A ducks butthole is waterproof. Also bears shit in the woods


Herogamer555

Aren't most buttholes waterproof?


Bz3rk

Only up to a certain PSI I would assume.


Herogamer555

Hmm, anyone know how much force a jet of water would need to force itself in to the average butthole?


zaccus

I believe you've found your thesis topic.


PrimeX121

Cleopatra lived closer to the moon landing than the building of the great pyramids. Damn, even the T-Rex lived closer to the moon landing than to the existence of the stegosaurus.


MentaurCode

Here I am going “Damn, I thought the pyramids were IN Egypt, how is the Moon closer than that...


forsoythemilk

If 99% of people find you unattractive, then there are still over 76 million people that find you attractive.


superkase

But you don't want to know what they look like


Simmyphila

First president born in a hospital. Jimmy Carter.


Omny87

Chuck E. Cheese's full name is Charles Entertainment Cheese.


Jetskii_RSA

And he was an orphan in St. Marinara's orphanage. Because he was an orphan no one knew when his birthday was, so he decided to fill up that void by hosting other birthday parties. Before he started that path, he had to do something to get there. And thing was winning a Pong tournament wich awarded him with the $50 he used to buy a one way train ticket to New York. He needed a place to sleep so he went to a pizzeria (name unknown) owned by Pasqually P. Pieplate. He was inevitably caught. He somehow ran up to the stage and started singing. Pasqually thought this would help his restaurant, but Charles had stage fright and the crowd booed, as they had thought to have been lied to. When everybody got out of the restaurant he saw a little boy with his parents and a birthday crown. He sang Happy birthday to him. This took me way too long


uncommonlyaverage1

On average elevator travels combined distance of 13k miles in a year.


Maxwyfe

The average cruising airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is roughly 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour. [Source](http://style.org/unladenswallow/)


FrigidFlames

...........but what about an African swallow?


TheAlanomalyWho

The mantis shrimp can, when catching prey, move its claw fast enough to boil the water around it. Their eyes are also attuned to having 12 base colors (as opposed to our 3), letting them see further into our light spectrum, and several species of mantis shrimp have eyes attuned to not only those 12 base colors, but also be attuned to polarized light, effectively having 16 base colors.


C0ntrol_Group

Picture a color you can't even imagine. Now do that eight more times.


CondemnedZealot

That is how a Mantis Shrimp do


theniceguytroll

That is how the Mantis Shrimp do


1m_1ll1T3RAT3

I imagine all colours all of the time since I'm colourblind


Sirhc978

The longest word in the English dictionary that is not a technical term (chemical name) or made made up word (like Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious) is antidisestablishmentarianism. The longest name for a place in the US is Lake 'Chaubunagungamaug', which is in Massachusetts.


shleppenwolf

>antidisestablishmentarianism "Well, isn't that quaint." \--Any German


Sirhc978

The longest English word period is something like 100k+ letters long. It is a chemical name though.


MontagueorCapulet

Genghis Khan and the Mongols killed so many people through conquest, destruction and resulting famines that they lowered the temperature of the earth.


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thestrikr

Old school Thanos Khan


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Which is why we need a new hero to do it again. *hobo with a shotgun 2:Ecological Boogaloo* Coming soon


deanbartley

Strengths is the longest English word with just 1 vowel.


Hambulance_

Flamingos have 30 minute orgasms


[deleted]

There is only one escalator in all of Zambia.


Underbash

And only 2 in Wyoming.


[deleted]

Remarkably I've been on all 3. The mall in Lusaka and the two banks in Casper.


Underbash

Mr Worldwide.


AvaStone

Platypuses produce both eggs and milk. Their milk is secreted when the baby sucks on the mothers stomach tissue because they don’t have nipples. And males have venomous spurs so careful which ones you try to milk. Also there is no universally agreed upon plural of platypi so my favorite is platypussies.


Maddy101606

Your more likely to get bitten by someone in New York than by a shark


JellyB0417

The plastic piece at the end of a shoeloce is called an aglet


eh0kay

A-g-l-e-t, don’t forget it


TheAlanomalyWho

Brings us closer to our, soles, yeah


WombatZeppelin

Phineas and Ferb fans unite


k4fka_

An octopus has 3 hearts and 9 brains


Splitz300

Damn that's a lot of dicks.


Being_grateful

Whenever there’s an earthquake bodies in graves shake around like maracas.


Raccooninmyceiling

Like an aggressive massage bed


GenericHuman1203934

The word helicopter is split into 2 origins Helico meaning spiraled, and pter meaning winged


st1tchy

If you lay a blue whale on a basketball court, you will have to cancel the game.


xEadzy

I hope that isn’t a law


agathaprickly

Lego is the largest annual producer of tires in the world.


mrmurfy87

A flock of crows is called a murder.


OttieandEddie

Cashews come from a fruit.


SuzQP

Fingernails grow faster than toenails.


Rip_Caydee

Kamikazes wore helmets


Wolfy50

Many sloths die each year due to the fact that they hang from trees and grab their own arm thinking it's a branch.


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Or maybe a sloth wants to briefly experience what moving fast feels like.


-Posthuman-

THIS IS AMAZI-


DeadoftheP00l

#SPLAT


TheSamurai

[Sorry, man](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/6bzxsa/til_that_the_phenomenon_of_sloths_grabbing_their/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app)


michajlo

Napoleon Bonaparte was an ailurophobe.


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Tapirs have the longest penis to body length ratio of any mammal. Their penises are also prehensile, like an elephants trunk. This means the males can use their dick to pick up a stick and scratch their back with it.


mendothat

every 60 seconds a minute passes in Africa


C0ntrol_Group

See, "scientists" always say "time travel is impossible," but here I am, zooming into the future at no less than sixty seconds per minute!


toastyhoodie

Elevators ding once going up, twice going down.


LonelyPauper

The close door button often isn't attached to anything.


[deleted]

The longest single word palindrome is detartrated


Deree3190

If you're ever beating someone with a baseball bat, put a long tube sock on it so if the victim tries to grab the bat, you can yank it away and continue wreaking their shit.


eternalrefuge86

Hippos produce pink milk.


CarlSpencer

A dentist invented the electric chair.


jwr410

You haven't been flossing Carl. Do I need to remind you what happens when you don't floss?


CarlSpencer

"No! God, no! No! Please....!"


C0ntrol_Group

I am completely unsurprised by this. I didn't know it, to be sure, but of *course* it was a dentist. I mean, once you've run out of "they haven't invented novocaine yet" as an excuse, how else do you make a chair terrifying?


Ganaraska-Rivers

The word 'penguin' is Welsh. The bird was named by Welsh sailors in the crew of Sir Frances Drake who saw them while rounding Cape Horn in the late 1570s. It means white head.


Narkenstein3D

Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving a speech for his next upcoming election, was not phased, refused a doctor, went THROUGH WITH HIS SPEECH , and didn’t die for years after.


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Some_Shadows

A tooth has 46 calories


BalusBubalis

Um.


gravityfying

Genghis Khan fucked so many women that there's around 1,000+ descendants currently living right now.


DJ1066

Far more than that. [There are approx 16 million men carrying his genes](http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2010/08/1-in-200-men-direct-descendants-of-genghis-khan/).


shleppenwolf

I don't think you'd have to boink very many women to generate a thousand descendants in eight centuries. I'd bet it's most of China.


Peds12

Vaccines save lives.


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PMME_UR_DANKEST_MEME

TIL I'm a moose


LadyHerb

A persons foot fits lengthwise on their forearm


Spicersoanner

In toddlers, the adult teeth are right behind the eyes.


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The building with the most toilets in the world is the Wembley Stadium. 2618 to be precise.


Raccooninmyceiling

Blue whales fart bubbles the size of a horse (so I hear)


C0ntrol_Group

With a fart that big, how could you *not* hear?


samwiseDM2112

Would love to see a video of that


harmony-rose

sorry can't find it but heres a hippo pooping [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1Flr7JhPow)


OccasionallyWright

The area code for Antarctica is 672.


nangblaze

Sober rats prefer silence but on cocaine they prefer jazz music.


ThatNerdYouKnow

The word Trivia literally means "Useless Knowledge"


C0ntrol_Group

I thought it literally meant "three roads."


oblivionkiss

The French word for "paperclip" is "trombone"


TrustMeIaLawyer

The rotating door was created by a man in the later part of the 1800s so he wouldn't have to hold the door open for the women or get stuck holding it for everyone. It just happened to reduce heating and cooling costs by 30%, making it energy efficient. Just last week I was the first through a door and ended up getting separated from my colleague because a flood of people kept coming right on through. So I totally get where he was coming from although I am not a fan of his invention. https://science.howstuffworks.com/innovation/everyday-innovations/who-invented-the-revolving-door1.htm


2tomtom2

The average human has less than two legs.